𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐒𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐓
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𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 ୨୧ lando is a megafan of Y/N. but his status all changes when a accidental post gains popularity!
𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 ୨୧ lando norris x IceSkater!Fem!Reader
𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌 ୨୧ one of the posts include Anna Shcherbakova (yes ik she isn’t team USA but go with it)
𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ୨୧ none that i can think of 🙃 cursing?? ofc the photos aren’t accurate in the timeline of actual events but just go with it 😭
𝐀/𝐍 ୨୧ this may be shorter because my lack of idea for my own idea but i hope you all still enjoy! 🫠
y/n_skates ✔︎
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y/n_skates back in the rink!! ⛸️
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isabeau.lev ✔︎ so happy to have you back 🥹
→ y/n_skates ✔︎ AHHH I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN 🫶🫶
username1 i already know that she is going to eat this up 👩🍳
username2 our lutz queen is back 🥹🥹
username3 girl came back from a injury and is ready to serve cunt
→ username4 with a CAPITAL c
username6 you guys think she’ll be able to skate again after her injury??
→ username7 only time will tell 🤷
username8 most overrated and overscored skater next to ilia and trusova 😂
→ lxtzqueensolos listen here you untalented piece of shit. do you really think you can out do not only those athletes but y/n??? our modern day lutz queen?? i think you not only need your eyes checked but a whole psychological examination for these shit opinions coming of your your arsehole. “b-but but her axels!” AND? can you do better than her? can you be in the olympics like her? keep your fucking mouth shut you fucking wanker.
→ username9 HELLO??
→ username10 everyday i try to stay loyal like how this fan is loyal to y/n 😭😭
→ username11 who even is this person 💀
→ lxtzqueensolos why do you want to know 🤨🤨
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y/n_skates ✔︎ posted a story 6 minutes ago!
lxtzqueen replied to your story!
lxtzqueensolos because you are literally the most amazing skater ever and that you will prove everyone wrong??
y/n_skates ✔︎
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y/n_skates much needed after a hard day of work 😴 ☕️
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username12 y/n is such a cutie patootie
→ lxtzqueensolos i heavily agree.
→ y/n_skates ✔︎ ..stop i’m blushing 🥹
username13 girl got injured and is training her way back into team usa for the olympics
→ lxtzqueensolos you bet your ass she is.
→ y/n_skates ✔︎ you all are talking about the olympics but i’m just trying to accomplish montreal 😭
username14 that hot chocolate is so 🤤🤤
username15 any show recs??
→ y/n_skates ✔︎ def f1 drive to survive! binged it when recovering from my injury and now i’m turning into a hardcore f1 fan 🫣
→ username16 fav team?
→ y/n_skates ✔︎ mclaren! fell in love with the team and their drivers in a instant 😊
→ lxtzqueensolos oh?
y/n_skates ✔︎ posted a story 13 minutes ago!
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y/n_skates ✔︎
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y/n_skates i’m more than overjoyed with my results this week, especially with securing 3rd. thank you everyone for all you support and encouragement ever since i got back from my injury. 🩷
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y/n_skates ✔︎ i would also like to give a formal shoutout to @ lxtzqueen for their constant support :)
→ username17 IT FINALLY HAPPENED
→ username18 we can thank @ lxtzqueensolos for their hardwork and dedication 🫡 🫡
→ username19 the day finally arrived 😭😭
→ username20 passing away rn no one talk to me
→ lxtzqueensolos i can rest easy now.
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landonorris ✔︎
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landonorris she’s an olympic ice skater, and i’m just a guy that drives fast bumper cars.
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carlosainz55 ✔︎ definitely some explaining 😉
username21 CHAT IS THIS REAL?? WHAT IS HAPPENING
→ landonorris ✔︎ as real as it can be 😍
oscarpiastri ✔︎ be honest; how many times did he fall?
→ y/n_skates ✔︎ more than i can keep count 😅😅
→ landonorris ✔︎ i thought we agreed to not discuss that 🤨
→ y/n_skates ✔︎ …whoops?
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ 😶 😶
username22 HELP THE SNOWBALL 😭
→ y/n_skates ✔︎ i can assure you that he is perfectly well 🙏
→ landonorris ✔︎ SHE’S LYING
→ mclaren ✔︎ 🤨🤨
→ y/n_skates ✔︎ pls don’t ban me from the garage lando is being dramatic
y/n_skates ✔︎
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y/n_skates ✔︎ he’s a formula one driver, i’m just a girl that dances on ice.
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username23 THE MATCHING CAPTIONS 🥹
username24 i love the fact he took her karting when she took him ice skating 😭
username25 new wag??
→ username26 i think it’s more of lando being the bf of a olympic athlete than y/n being the gf of a f1 driver 😭
→ username27 DUMP THE WAG TAG 🗣️ ‼️
landonorris ✔︎ my gf ❤️
→ y/n_skates ✔︎ my pookie ❤️
→ landonorris ✔︎ sugar-booger ❤️
→ y/n_skates ✔︎ snuggluffagus ❤️
→ maxfewtrell ✔︎ stop being so cringe rn i already had to deal with lando fangirling i can’t do this now too. 😞
→ landonorris ✔︎ seems like someone doesn't know sarcasm.
y/n_skates ✔︎ posted a story 15 minutes ago!
multiple people replied to your story!
username27 it was all too much for little lando norris
lilyzniemer I think it might be a mclaren things for all the boys to be sleepy 😅😅
y/n_skates tell me about it 😭 they sleep like rocks!
y/n_skates ✔︎
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y/n_skates picasso i like it 🖼️
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vototwins ✔︎ da vinki??
→ username28 NOT THE TWINS HERE 😭
mclaren ✔︎ artist in the making! 🧑🎨
oscarpiastri ✔︎ did he improve in his crafts?
→ landonorris ✔︎ uhm??? why crafts are the best thing on earth??
→ carlosainz55 ✔︎ who lied to you? 😅
username29 i bet y/n will hang it up on the fridge like a proud mom
→ y/n_skates ✔︎ …how did you know?
landonorris ✔︎
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landonorris lot of support this weekend 🙃
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username30 THE SECOND PHOTO
→ username31 crying sobbing and throwing up
→ username32 i want love like theirs
→ landonorris ✔︎ if you want love like this be ready for snowballs being thrown at you.
→ y/n_skates ✔︎ IT WAS A ONE TIME THING.
oscarpiastri ✔︎ clean race 👍
y/n_skates ✔︎ so proud 🥹
*Liked by landonorris!*
→ username33 you guys have no clue how much i love her
→ landonorris ✔︎ sorry to break it to you but i love her more than you ever will 🥱
mclaren ✔︎ golden boy 🏆
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ 🤨
y/n_skates ✔︎
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y/n_skates first f1 race is complete! so proud @ landonorris 🧡
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lilymunihe ✔︎ cuties
username34 HELP THE LAST PHOTO
username35 it was all to much for little lando norris 2(4) years old
→ y/n_skates ✔︎ he just needs a bit of sleep
→ charles_leclerc ✔︎ he just needs a bit of sleep
→ maxverstappen1 ✔︎ he just needs a bit of sleep
→ danielricciardo ✔︎ he just needs a bit of sleep
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ he just needs a bit of sleep
→ carlosainz55 ✔︎ he just needs a bit of sleep
→ f1 ✔︎ he just needs a bit of sleep
→ landonorris ✔︎ STOP THIS
landonorris ✔︎ you could have chosen ANY photo of me
→ y/n_skates ✔︎ i think this one shows how cute you are :)
→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ who lied to y/n about lando being cute
→ landonorris ✔︎ rude.
→ y/n_skates ✔︎ @ oscarpiastri he might look stupid but it’s okay because i love him 🫶
→ landonorris ✔︎ 🤭 🤭
username36 fuck romeo and juliet i want what they have.
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You ever just know someone is so horrid and manipulative and assume you can't dislike them further, but then you do, and you're just angered and annoyed that someone this repugnant thinks their hot shit for being a controlling spoiled little brat? Yeah, that's me rn.
"Jeapordize"
"Not invited"
The people who volunteered to work on the pilot, who gave it their all and genuinely loved the characters, the cast, the Fandom, and the creator all at one point...treated in such a way. One member, seemingly threatened by Viv, could not participate or take any sort of part in this love letter, or else his job as Striker will be on the line is some of the most manipulative and controlling things Viv has consistently done. But fans will sit here and act like this is normal. It's not normal. Why would his job be on the line for participating in a lovely goodbye? Nothing about this is normal, nor should it be normal. Nothing about any of this is good. It's extremely divisive and horrid.
And her seemingly seemingly cutting ties, ignoring, or not inviting the cast that helped bring the pilot to life to see the opening for the show they've waited so long to become a full on show, and who have helped promote it for years...
The very thought of even REPLACING EVERYONE wouldn't be on my mind (ofc unless there comes complications or a problematic situation or revelation occurs)
Not after all the beautiful work and passion they put into everything.
I couldn't imagine doing this to any group of friends who have been so kind, loyal, and loving towards me and my works. I couldn't imagine not inviting those who helped me get this far to the premiere of the show they helped build along with me. I can't imagine dumping them all after years of commitment to MY ideas nor can I imagine failing to promote and uplift their works after they have done so with mine.
This is low. This is very low. Idc what excuse you throw. This behavior on Vivziepop's part is ludicrous.
EDIT:
Were not initially paid...
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How they react when you're jealous
Ft. Wanderer (Scaramouche); Xiao; Zhongli; Childe; Venti; Albedo; Tighnari
(gender neutral reader but Childe refers to them as "princess"/"prince" once)
⭐ Wanderer
+ This man is actually insufferable, good-fucking-luck
+ He acts so smug 'cause of course you'd be jealous, he's revered and worshipped by the masses!! (he's not)
+ Will probably cockily tell you you'll just have to get used to it, he's a god afterall so it's expected that he'll have many loyal fans all vying for his attention—
+ It's all a farce
+ In reality, he's kind of in shock that you'd really be jealous over him, the useless puppet discarded by his own mother—but that's his unresolved insecurity and mommy issues talking
+ He'll keep up the façade and tease you for a while until he realizes you're genuinely upset—then he'll find some roundabout way to tell you that you have nothing to worry about, he only has eyes for you...of course he'll never directly admit that, though
"Hah, you're jealous? What a foolish human emotion—of course I'll be adored by thousands..."
The Wanderer cuts himself off as he takes in your tense form, brows furrowed and eyes looking anywhere but him as you quietly seethe. His chest clenches in that weird way it only seems to do when you're involved.
"Wait...don't tell me you're actually angry...?"
You don't show any signs you even heard his question and the Wanderer sighs dramatically, averting his own gaze to hide his reddening cheeks as he mumbles his next words.
"You have nothing to worry about, idiot...you're way above any of those other weaklings anyway."
⭐ Xiao
+ I'm sorry but he literally is incapable of understanding that you're jealous
+ Like...he can barely even process that you like him, let alone recognize the advances of another random human who is interested in him. The time he even spends with others is extremely limited unless you're involved so there aren't many chances for anyone to talk to him
+ If it's something like another adepti or half-adepti, like Ganyu, who he's been spending a lot more time with lately training, you might feel insecure by your own mortality, which Xiao can somewhat understand but still doesn't get the jealousy part
+ Tries his best to try to comfort you though, even if it means shyly asking Zhongli or Verr Goldet
+ Surprisingly ends up coming to the best solution—spending more time with you
You nearly jump out of your skin when you turn to find the figure of your boyfriend standing behind you on the balcony of Wangshu Inn. You're certain he wasn't there just five minutes ago.
"Huh? Shouldn't you be training Ganyu today...?" You ask, feeling slightly sick at the mention of the pretty half-adeptus girl. She was a sweetheart and a great friend but you can't help but to think about how much time she's been spending with Xiao. You're sure she doesn't have any ulterior motives but you can't help but to think about how much prettier and stronger she is compared to you. Surely Xiao sees it too...
"We agreed to take a break for today," Xiao immediately answers, slowly stepping forward until his cheat is nearly touching the back of your arm, so close you can smell the faint traces of his natural scent—something fresh and crisp like the mountain air.
"Instead...I want to spend some time with you—if you'll allow it." He says softly. You momentarily freeze, not used to Xiao initiating dates. Unperturbed, he continues speaking.
"I thought we could do that mortal activity you told me about before. I think it was called...a picnic?"
⭐ Zhongli
+ The god who has ruled over humans for over 2,000 years—of course he's familiar with such a common emotion like jealousy. Even if he himself has yet to experience it
+ He would never assume you were jealous unless you openly tell him about it
+ But then he's quick to assuage your worries and maybe even propose some sort of compromise that can satisfy you both
+ Spends a night absolutely spoiling you until you hardly remember you were ever jealous in the first place, if that's what you so desire
"Ah, it seems you may have misunderstood my relationship with the funeral director, I apologize if I caused you any discomfort," Zhongli tells you earnestly, gently holding your hands in his own, much larger ones and holding your gaze so intensely you find it impossible to look away.
"Now tell me, my dear, how may I settle your worries? Perhaps we should take some time away, just the two of us?"
⭐ Childe
+ Idk how you even got jealous in the first place cause this man is glued to your hip
+ Slightly flattered when he recognizes your signs of jealousy cause he just sees it as proof of how much you care about him
+ It may feel a bit demeaning at first but he will not take your jealousy seriously. He baby talks, pinches your cheeks, and teases you but will not show any genuine concern—not because he doesn't care about your feelings, but because he's so sure that he only has eyes for you that he thinks your jealously is completely unreasonable in the first place
+ As a big fan of PDA, he takes the advantage to be more touchy and affectionate with you in public under the guise of "showing everyone he's yours"
+ If anything, he's the one whose always jealous when another person takes so much as a second of your attention—but you don't need to know that
"Aww, is my prince/ss pouting now? Ahaha, don't look at me like that!" Childe effortlessly dodges the elbow you aim at his ribs after he pinches at the fat of your cheek for the third time today.
Not perturbed in the least, Childe sticks himself to your side and continues to grin down at you, uncaring of the strangers who glance at you two with strange looks as you make your way through the busy streets of Liyur Harbor.
"Here, how about I make it up to you and we go on a lunch date? My treat!"
⭐ Venti
+ Another one who doesn't take your concerns seriously
+ However, unlike most of the other men, it's pretty reasonable to be jealous with how Venti talks to everyone
+ He's naturally romantic and seems to possess no clear boundaries, leading to him saying things that could be construed as flirtatious without him even realizing it
+ When he's tipsy on dandelion wine, it's not unusual to see him belting out ballads and serenading anyone nearby willing to give him the time of day—though, in reality, his love songs are all actually written about you
"Oh, my windblume is feeling a bit jealous?"
You don't bother providing a response but Venti doesn't seem to need one.
"Ehehe, so cute," he coos, shamelessly wrapping his arms around you. Any feelings of jealousy you hold are quickly being replaced with embarrassment at how other patrons in the crowded bar frequently glance at you and your loud boyfriend.
"No worries, my love, this poor bard's heart only beats for you! I'll even prove it with this song I wrote..."
⭐ Albedo
+ It's Sucrose, isn't it?
+ They spend all those hours locked up in a small lab room in the depths of Dragonspine—its only natural that you'd feel suspicious right?
+ Wrong
+ When he's not with you, Albedo literally only thinks about his experiemnts or drawing. In fact, the times you and Albedo are together are really the only time anyone ever sees Albedo actually listen to someone outside of the Knights of Favonius and talk about things that aren't directly related to alchemy
+ As the so-called "chalk prince," it's not that uncommon for people to find him physically attractive and try their luck—but any deeper feelings usually vanish when they realize he has no interest in them. That and his blank stares can get rather unsettling...
+ If you do get jealous about Albedo being around anyone, it will eventually go away on its own as you realize this man is literally incapable of recognizing flirting
+ (Also, Sucrose is literally an angel and would never jeopardize your relationship. Like, she actively ships you guys together, pls—)
"...which is a particularly unique property for this chemical given it's electronegativity. In fact—oh, [Name], what are you doing here?"
You try very hard not to laugh at the relieved expression the woman Albedo was previously lecturing shoots you. She wastes no time slipping out of the lab while Albedo is distracted, his ocean deep eyes staring at you with a mix of surprise and quiet adoration.
"Ah, it's about lunch time and I don't have any commissions today so I thought we could go get something to eat together. Sorry if I'm disturbing you—"
"Not at all," Albedo interrupts, quickly putting away the glass vial he previously held and removing his latex gloves.
"A visit from you is never a disturbance," Albedo admits plainly, oblivious to the way his words make your chest squeeze.
"Now let's go. If we hurry, we might be able to make it to that place you like before they get crowded."
⭐ Tighnari
+ Lmao what are you jealous of, a flower?
+ This is another Science Man™️ who literally sees nothing but his work. Unless there's a rare sentient species of seductive mushrooms in Sumeru with it's sights set on fennec fox boys, you have nothing to worry about
+ Collei sees him as something akin to an older brother figure and Tighnari is too sassy for anyone else to get close unless they're interested in joining the forest watchers
+ If you tell him you're jealous, he's probably going to call you an idiot for even thinking he's interested in anyone else
Tighnari looks almost annoyed at your confession, glancing up from his journal only to shoot you a glare.
"Hah? Did you accidentally eat some hallucinogenic mushrooms again? I don't have enough time entertain things like that. What a ridiculous accusation."
Annoyance bubbles up inside you but, before you can act on it, Tighnari is already standing from his desk, striding over to you quickly to gently pull you along with him.
"Now come with me. I found an interesting flower on the outskirts of camp I think you'd like."
The proud grin highlighted by the sparkle in his eyes as he looks up at you quickly cuts off any protests you were going to make.
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