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padfootastic · 2 years

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apparently we’re talking about harry’s first word and i have a convenient (if a bit roughly written) ficlet from 2017 that details the only correct answer to that.

“Wakey wakey Sunshines!” A loud voice rang in the room, making James Potter groan and pull the covers over his head, tightly. He didn’t need to see to know who it was shouting around at this obscene hour, the cheerful voice was enough to clue him in.

“Go away, Sirius,” A sleep laden voice mumbled beside him, causing him to automatically smile.

“Oh, well, look at that Prongslet, mummy and daddy don’t want to see us,” James could almost hear the pout in his voice, which distracted him from his words for a second. He shot up straight, however, when he heard a very familiar giggle.

Blinking rapidly, he blindly groped around for his glasses. As soon as he put them on, the first thing he noticed was the highly amused Sirius Black standing in the doorway, a giggling Harry in his arms. The second was that Lily, who had jerked up too, wasn’t wearing anything. Something Sirius noticed immediately after him. James was eternally grateful that he had Harry with him because if he hadn’t, then Merlin knew he would’ve done more than smirk lecherously at the two of them before turning away.

He heard Lily sigh beside him and turned to her with a sheepish look on his face.

“There’s a reason his Animagus is a dog, James,” Lily winked. “Chill.”

It was times like this he thanked his lucky stars that he found a woman like her. Not everyone could put up with his best mate like that, with a smile and a wink. Sirius’ voice broke through his gratitude, however, making him scowl.

“If you guys are appropriately dressed, Prongslet and I have something for you.”

“Well, better see what that’s about then,” Lily shrugged, before Accio-ing a shirt and a pair of shorts. After a shout of ‘come in’, godfather and godson, looking remarkably similar with the identical smiles on their faces, entered the room.

“Had a lot of fun last night, did you?” Sirius, predictably, smirked.

“Oh, fu-”

“Plenty, Padfoot,” Lily cut across James, knowing he was not the most cheerful when he was woken up in the morning, unlike Sirius and apparently Harry, who was gurgling happily at his godfather, “But you already knew that. So what’re you here for?”

It was clearly visible that Sirius was restraining himself for the sake of Harry, and so instead of saying anything, he just waved his wand in the direction of the door. “Harry and I,” Here he looked meaningfully at the boy in his arms, who nodded vigorously, “decided we wanted to surprise you this fine morning. So we made you breakfast!”

Just as he finished, a tray floated into the room and settled down onto the blanket between James and Lily. It was laden with fried bacon, scrambled eggs and toast, fresh fruits, grilled tomatoes, hash browns and cereal. It was an eccentric mix of foods, a mix of all the things he and Lily loved. Without even bothering to thank the man—and boy—he immediately grabbed the bowl of cut fruits and dug in. It was sprinkled with the spice they got from the Indian store down the lane, just the way he liked it.

Lily, on the other hand, was a little more in control. Not that that was saying much, of course.

“Sirius. I am officially in love with you,” was the only thing she said before she speared strips of bacon onto her fork and dug in.

The man in question could only look on in amusement at the pair before him. It was no secret that they were messy eaters, though no one would expect it of them. James had the habit of eating really messily, with bits and pieces falling everywhere, while Lily had a tendency to over stuff her mouth, like a chipmunk, making it seem like she was seconds away from bursting. Neither of them had what you call table manners. Which just made this all the more amusing for Sirius.

“Look, Prongslet, it seems that they like our food,” Sirius tickled his godson under the chin, making him giggle.

“Pa’foo!” he suddenly cried out, making Sirius freeze.

“Wha-what did you say, Harry?” he turned to Harry with shock on his face, eyes blinking rapidly.

“Pa’foo,” he replied with a toothy smile, reaching out to pull at Sirius’ hair.

Sirius blinked before slowly turning to look at the two parents, who had comically stopped mid-breakfast with their mouths hanging open. He had to stop himself from wincing when he saw Lily’s aforementioned habit of stuffing herself on full display, but he couldn’t deny, even through his shock, how hilarious the two of them looked just then.

“Did-Did he just-?” James whispered, sausage forgotten.

“I think he did, James,” Lily said, just as shocked.

“Pa’foo!” Harry giggled again, as if he had found a favorite word he didn’t want to stop saying.

That seemed to break the two parents from their stupor. Sirius couldn’t help the snicker that escaped him when he saw the indignation growing on his best mate’s face.

“Sirius Orion Black,” James growled dangerously, moving to get out of the bed.

“Woah careful there, tiger. Don’t forget you’re pretty naked right now,” Lily cautioned him with a hand on his chest.

“Nothing you or I haven’t seen before, Lils,” Sirius winked, making her snort at the shameless response.

“How is it,” James started again, this time while safely ensconced in his blanket, “that my son’s first word is your name?”

“It’s clear, isn't it, Prongs? He just likes me more,” Sirius sniggered, planting an affectionate kiss on his godson’s messy hair.

“Oh no, you don’t,” James snapped, “You give him to me right now. That’s it. I’m cutting you off.”

“From Harry?” Sirius said incredulously, before turning to Harry with a mischievous look on his face, “Hey love, wanna go to daddy?”

Harry looked at him with his head cocked to one side, blinking owlishly and promptly snuggled back into his chest.

“There’s your answer, Prongs,” Sirius gestured triumphantly to Harry, loving the way James was getting redder by the second. Before he could say anything, though, Sirius backed out of the room with a cheeky, “Enjoy your breakfast!”

As soon as he turned away, however, two overpowered Stinging Hexes hit him dead center on each of his lower cheeks, making him yelp in pain.

He should have known that James wouldn’t have just let him go just like that.

#sirius black #harry potter #james potter #lily evans potter #jily #good godfather sirius black #listen i wrote this literally 5 years ago #the writing is so rough but the spirit is there ok?#i wish i could rewrite old stuff bc i actually love this premise but oh well. this’ll have to do #anyway. we’re all agreed that a mangled attempt at padfoot is harry’s first word right? RIGHT?#because like. that’s the only thing that works #if toddlers cannot make that sound sorry they do in this universe. magic has to have some uses right?#also can u tell i love little shit sirius who lives to torment his best friend?#even baby me was agreed on that quality of writing notwithstanding #there’s just something so fun about sirius deliberately winding j up—knowing all his points and playing whack-a-mole with ‘em #pen’s writing

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botanybulbasaur · 4 months

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"i love starting shit on the internet" i sure dont but i love when someone just looks at your ragepost and goes "wrong"

not in a mad way, not in a defensive way, just in a "take a breather this was misinterpreted" kinda way. like woah thanks man. im gonna go eat a melon or something

#this happened on twt once #'TWITTER?? MERCY??' yes i know the words do not go together #just had a frigid take #someone let me know it was stupid #no shame in it you fuck up sometimes #but its nice to know that nobody's honking their car horn at you #rolling their eyes on the other side of the phone type shit #that they're just “ohh boy that's. that's not right”#and willing to talk about it #that's cool #kudos to you #if you do that #patience anywhere is a virtue but patience on the internet? a blessing from the gods #sips glass of milk #i will make like a toddler and sit in that small little chair in the corner (my desk) consider my actions and move on (i will feel shame #and drink my chocolate milk but i will learn something)#(maybe i already learned something? maybe i'm learn*ing*)#already happened once i just need to let it sink in #'maybe im right this time!! i should defend my-' shhh. you should calm the fuck down maybe #i'll try drinking my milk first next time

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binch-i-might-be · 1 year

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one of my earliest memories is from when I was about three years old, playing on my grandparents' terrace. I saw a butterfly. it landed on my finger and everything. magical

anyway the next day I went back out and found that same butterfly dead. like ripped apart dead. and I so vividly remember going "god can't be real" at that discovery. which is SO funny to me

yeah I was disillusioned with christianity as a whole when I was three years old and a butterfly died. what about you 🤔🤔

#i think i said to my grandma 'why would god do that' and i don't remember what she said #dude this is such a funny origin story. toddler me was out there spitting straight facts #my earlist memory is of being on vacation in denmark with my parents and getting eggs from the chicken coop in the morning with my dad #i said my first word on that trip so i was way younger than three lol #rayrambles

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sing-you-fools · 5 months

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I love when I search for something and the search function is like "hey I'm not gonna tell you this but I went ahead and included a bunch of relevant terms in the search for you, too! we'd hate for you to miss anything!" like wow the internet is so good now right?

what I searched: Freddie Purrcury

what I got: a whole fucking lot of monarchy memorabilia

#no it's cool you're right it's not like people understand the concept of searching for the actual thing they want #and no one has ever realized before that if their first search doesn't get them what they want they can try a different term #interacting with the internet these days gives me so much empathy for toddlers #like it's our mom going oh you want the boat? the ball? the bear?#and we're like no the banana i am saying banana just like you taught me why aren't you giving me the banana i could not be more clear here #fuck the monarchy i hate the monarchy if i wanted monarchy shit i wouldn't have been searching for freddie fucking PURRcury #like they had to go TWO steps there #just looking for a cute sticker for my kid and now i hate everything #the enshittification of the internet #it used to be so good #i don't even bother with google anymore this was on etsy #like i found what i wanted but i shouldn't have to sift through a bunch of irrelevant shit i hate because you threw in extra words #and obviously it's not because they don't want is to miss anything #or it is but it's anything we might impulse buy as we continue our search #once again the culprit is capitalism #fuck capitalism #rant #freddie purrcury #sing-you-fools

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coochiequeens · 9 months

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Of course in pandering to the TQ+ cult the article dismisses sny risk to the fetus frpm developing in a woman who took cross sex hormones beforecgetting pregnant and makes no mention of the impact on the kids she already has and how being raised by a woman so eager to not be a woman or a mother.

If you have the “working parts” to achieve your goals, you might as well use them! At least, this is something that one pregnant father is preaching after he was flooded with questions about why he chose to carry his child while undergoing his gender transformation.

The pregnant dad chose to answer these questions in an educational TikTok video where he explains how the experience saves him money and that it does not cause him to suffer from constant gender dysphoria.

The pregnant father chose to be a surrogate for himself.

Maxwell (@ledpaintsoup) is already a father of two and carried his children himself. His third pregnancy is no exception, and in a video that has been viewed over 380,000 times, he is shutting down those who are rudely assuming that he cannot carry a pregnancy since he is a man.

Maxwell shares that he has received his fair share of questions from other TikTok users regarding his gender and pregnancy. Many people ask why he is choosing to be pregnant himself instead of turning to surrogacy since many people associate pregnancy and childbirth with womanhood.

According to Maxwell, not only is being pregnant cost-effective in his case but he also does not view his pregnancy as a process that is exclusive to women.

“I would first of all like to say, that it [pregnancy] is free for me,” he says. “I feel like I’m doing surrogacy for myself. If I have the parts… I’m gonna get my well-use out of them.” Maxwell also plans on breastfeeding his baby since he is still able to produce milk.

The dad also does not view pregnancy as an exclusively feminine process.

Secondly, he shares that pregnancy is not a “womanly” experience for him. “Do I feel connected to women who share their pregnancies [online]? Yes, but I also feel connected to other trans men who share their pregnancies and non-binary people who share their pregnancies,” Maxwell says.

“Pregnancy in itself is not a feminine, woman thing for me.”

Maxwell adds that taking testosterone has not affected his fertility, although he does not take it while he is pregnant.

He also recognizes that his own experience and feelings toward pregnancy do not take away from those of mothers who go through pregnancy.

“For them, that is a woman thing,” Maxwell says. “For me, it’s not… I’m not a woman and when I’m pregnant, I’m still not a woman.”

In another video, Maxwell says that he came out as transgender when he was 14 years old, and when he became pregnant with his first child at 18, he admitted to having feelings of gender dysphoria throughout the pregnancy. However, his feelings changed after he became pregnant with his second child.

By the time I had my second, I realized that I was more of a ‘they/he’ than a ‘he/him’... it made me come to terms with myself and my body,” he shares.

While Maxwell claims that he still has moments of dysphoria during this pregnancy, they are few and far between.

He also reveals that his transition does not affect his relationship with his husband, whom he met after he began his transition. The two lost touch for a few years, during which Maxwell met his ex-partner and had his first two children with. After reconnecting, they got married and Maxwell is currently pregnant with their first child together.

Like Maxwell, there are people who do not identify as a woman who have also successfully gotten pregnant and have given birth.

Most of them are born with a uterus and identify as transgender male, gender fluid, genderqueer, Two-Spirit people, etc.

The exact number of transgender people who have carried pregnancy is unknown, however, a 2019 news release from Rutgers University claimed that their research suggests that up to 30% of transgender men have had unplanned pregnancies.

Contrary to the popular myth, taking testosterone does not make one unable to conceive, nor has it been proven to have detrimental effects on an unborn baby’s health.

Trystan Reese, who transitioned in his early 20s was told by his endocrinologist that he would become infertile after taking testosterone and would never be able to carry a child. In his early 30s, Reese carried and gave birth to a healthy baby.

“I am not a fluke,” Reese wrote for Family Equity. “Hundreds and maybe thousands of transgender men all over the world have successfully given birth or otherwise contributed their eggs to a pregnancy.”

Megan Quinn is a writer at YourTango who covers entertainment and news, self, love, and relationships.

#Those working parts are all part of the female reproductive system #He least she didn't turn to exploiting other women through surrogacy #But the first reason given was saving money #In other words up 30% of women in the TQ+ community have unexplained pregnancies #The TQ+ cult needs better education about their reproductive systems while transitioning #They claim Testosterone doesn't impact the health of the fetus #Yet I once posted a story about a father accidentally exposed his son to Testosterone gel just by not washing his hands after applying gel #The kid toddler was so much bigger than the other kids his age other parents asked about it

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la-cocotte-de-paris · 1 year

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NONONONONO I FOUND A QUOTE FROM EDWIGE'S MEMOIR AND NOW I'M IN TEARS AGAIN

#she really said happiness is a butterfly before lana del rey was even born #she didn't use those words she was far more poetic about it #that fuckin line made me cry so fuckin hard the first time i finished her book #she had NO RIGHT to make a girl in her early 20s from 21st century ireland cry that hard yet she DID and she SERVED #i was looking at that castle photo of me as a toddler and i had saved the quote like right before that in my gallery so #roacc

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lovemaybeecomic · 1 year

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o…bsession 🍪

#love maybee #lmb #wlw #webcomic #slice of life #sapphic #nblw #mini comic #lesbian #comic #comedy #art #this is based on real events #i DONT think it was my first first word but this was something I did as a toddler

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sugared-violets · 2 years

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once i saw a post genuinely and unironically (afaik) claiming that saying that "love is what makes us human" is aro-phobic and i hope to GOD that it was one of those trolls who liked to pretend to be ace/aro and act stupid just so people could point at them and go "ace/aro people stupid??". because if not, like. you have to pity the kind of person who doesn't experience romantic love and also don't believe in any other form of love??? i mean, damn. what a miserable existence.

#i have also seen people calling themselves ''aplatonic'' meaning they don't experience ''platonic attraction'' which.#first of all thats not a thing it's called wanting friends. second of all i suppose it's possible but again there is a real word for that.#and it is antisocial #i hope those people were trolls too cause thats just too sad to think abt tbh. someone thinking they're just not capable of making friends #which is like. i get it. i've been lonely and bad at making friends since i was a toddler.#but im not silly enough to think that my poor social skills mean i Can't and Won't Ever and Am Not Made To have friends #yknow?????#dani.txt

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ace-the-fox · 1 year

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There is this yt video I absolutely love. It's a kitten meowing for its mom. Idk why but the kitty remind me of Yoshikage/Haruka. Yellow fluffy fur, blue eyes awwww

https://youtu.be/5UaSScBpPR8

I love this video, it gives me the cuteness aggression 💓💓

OMG TY FOR SHOWING ME THIS IT'S SO CUTEEEE

Tiny kitty Haru squeaking for her dad 😭

#jjba #jjba oc #haruka kira #yoshikage kira #or better yet this is what tiny toddler/baby haru sounded like in general #especially since i mentioned that she was late to speak in the first words ask #so she just squeaked to communicate... 😭

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tj-crochets · 2 years

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I keep accidentally coming up with rhyming mnemonic devices in emails to contractors asking for specific paperwork and I blame the years of working with toddlers lol (there’s one report in particular where I need three pieces of information, and despite my request email always being formatted as “please send me a, b, AND c info” I am usually lucky to get two of them)

#tj talks about work #the first time could be a coincidence but now that I've come up with three separate accidental rhyming things #to remind contractors of the information I need from them #I think it's a pattern and I really do blame working with toddlers #I also blame working with toddlers for my use of the words 'okey dokey'#and my general cheerfulness and willingness to laugh at any attempt the contractors make to be funny #(well. almost any attempt)#I am pretty sure me-on-the-phone is about as unintimidating as it's possible for a person to be lol #working with toddlers has accidentally trained me to be all about positive reinforcement whenever possible #which is not a bad thing! but sometimes it's very funny in the industry I work in #which is not known for having cheerful office staff who use rhymes to remind you what your paperwork needs to have #also at some point I think I have to admit I probably giggle? customer service me is apparently normal me but like #aggressively cheerful. Like. This Will Be A Happy Phone Call.#it works! the contractors all like me!#but it is not on purpose and I do find it funny that my customer service approach has apparently changed since my library days

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darksouls2yuri · 1 year

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meeting james cromwell was so funny bc my dad asked for a picture so its just me age 10 shaking his hand in my spongebob pajamas and hes holding a cup of ice cream and i look so fucked up and i have the biggest scary child grin ever

#txt #babe was one of my top 10 most rewound vhs tapes as a kid and my first words were literally babe related #bc my mom traumatized me by putting it on constantly when i was a toddler #so my first words were me screaming sheep sheep sheep sheep sheep sheep sheep in my sleep #bc i had a nightmare about baa being killed by the wild dogs

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bahrmp3 · 9 days

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#today... ah today exhausted first of all the heat but we already knew that second of all long day today! so by 8 I'm already ready to go #home like I just want to change out of my clothes already third... I asked him to not even order but to receive the take out I want to get #and he plays obtuse? ok I dropped a word while writing but like... surely my meaning is still clear when in context? and he goes #(so what do you want from me? make it clear please) lit words bc ofc it's in eng to boot ugh so it felt v discouraging like nvm I don't want #anything from you but the funny thing is he had asked that I bring smth sweet by on the way home... and not just that demanded I return the #favour of him getting me a gift... like... not even a request? but the cherry on top? a kid a toddler was screaming his lungs out for what #20 mins straight he wanted smth and his mama 1. didn't have it 2. even if she did she was practicing the (don't give in into tantrums) and #I get it I do it must have been really hard on her but she was threatening to show him smth he would be really sorry for and then the #attidue of (fine cry yourself out see if I care) and refused someone trying to hand him a bonbon like pls... my head... your head...#I make it home and bring him his stuff and then he goes (idk why were you so angry) like... the heat itself makes everything short fused pls #personal #anyway ill eat ill take aspirin ill go to bed finally

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tonycries · 19 days

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Like An Animal - T.F.

Synopsis. Of course Toji doesn’t want any more kids. Of course he’s lying as he stuffs your pretty cúnt full of his cúm for the third time tonight.

Pairing. Toji Fushiguro x Reader

Content. MDNI, fem! reader, established relationship, unprotected, cúmplay, mating press, chóking, overstim, oral (female receiving), créampie, dirty talk, Toji really REALLY wants to get you pregnant, spitting, mentioned kids, absolutely filthy, pet names, swearing.

Word count. 4.5k

A/N. Need this man so bad you don’t even understand AAA.

Toji Fushiguro didn’t want any more kids. Why would he? They were messy, expensive, and it was a sheer miracle that Megumi wasn’t anything like the little demons he’s seen during drop-off at the kindergarten. He didn’t need another reason to watch Babyshark for five hours straight - and he wasn’t about to change his mind anytime soon.

Or, so he thought.

“Hey doll, m’home- what the f-”

“Toji! Language!” you hiss, hastily covering the ears of a very oblivious Yuji, who was deeply engrossed in mixing icing.

Oh?

Now, there have only been three times in his life that Toji has been truly taken aback. The first being when he discovered that yes, Megumi’s hair really does stand up that way naturally. Second, when he realized that he was falling for you - and that oh shit maybe he does still have feelings somewhere in there after all.

And finally, right now, the sight of you covered in flour and wrestling three giggly toddlers into some semblance of order in the kitchen. “Welcome home, handsome.”

Oh.

It made something deep inside him lurch so strangely.

“Why…” Toji rasps, eyes flitting between the mixing bowls messily clinked together and the three toddlers happily stood on stools, flour in their hair and matching smiles on your faces. “Why have they multiplied?”

“We’re baking cookies!” Yuji exclaims from the counter, swiping a thick wad of dough on Nobara’s hair. To which the latter responds with a swift smack on the head.

You smirk at your dumbfounded boyfriend, “Well, Toji, it seems that when you leave me alone with a batch of cookies to bake, I have a tendency to summon reinforcements.” Gesturing at the chaos surrounding you, “Megs wanted to bake some cookies before his sleepover at Yuji’s so I had these three over because we have more than enough space.”

“I see…does insurance cover this kitchen?”

Rolling your eyes, “Oh c’mon, don’t be such a spoilsport.” You reach for the batch of freshly baked goods, “You’re just in time to taste-test our latest creation!”

And, well, how could he ever say no to you? Although - flour-dusted and disheveled - some strange part of himself thinks you look even more gorgeous than usual right now, as if that was even possible. His girl was so pretty, even when you’re wrangling three little gremlins. Too pretty. Toji just couldn’t get his head around that nagging little voice saying you looked so pretty especially when you’re wrangling three little gre-

“Ehh? Fushiguro is your dad blushing?”

“Gross.”

“You idiots he isn’t blushing, it’s called ‘swooning’. My mommy says it’s a grown-up thing.”

It was hard to not hear the (extremely loud) whispers from behind you, but it was even harder to ignore the slight red tinting Toji’s ears as he pointedly reached out for the tray you were holding. Fingers barely even brushing against the cookies before a tiny voice speaks up, “Mama, can I have one too?”

You freeze. Toji freezes. You think the whole world freezes except for Yuji and Nobara who stifle giggles behind their hands.

“Look Kugisaki, now he’s really swooning.”

“Yeah, my mommy says that’s also how you get babies. You swoon and pop! they appear.”

Toji raises a brow at Nobara, gritting out a strained, “Your mommy says a lot, huh?” That jolts you out of your reverie, and you flash a gentle smile at a very red-faced Megumi. Leaning down to reply, “Of course, sweetie.”

And as he mumbles a quick “Thank you”, hastily grabbing another cookie and retreating to a corner of the kitchen - hoping to disappear into the shadows - you risk a glance at Toji. Cheeks flushed hard enough to rival Megumi’s, ah, like father like son.

“Anyway, don’t just stand there. Come help me n’ the kids, Yuji’s grandpa’s coming to pick them up soon!” you playfully swat at your boyfriend’s sculpted chest, going back to busying yourself with the icing.

Toji, however, was having an epiphany that was altering his perception of reality, one that he’d probably been denying ever since he stepped in through that damn front door. You. The kids. You and the kids. You and his kids.

“Mama.”

And Megumi’s little slip-up had been the final nail on his coffin to certify that oh Toji Fushiguro was utterly and irrevocably screwed. And he’d like to blame it all on you being such a goddamn wonder, but he’s got a nagging feeling that the three little gremlins currently decorating cookies share an equal part of the blame.

What was it that girl had said? Swooning is how you get babies? Because, well, eyeing the way you scooped up a pouty Megumi in your arms, chatting animatedly with a tittering Nobara and Yuji, only one thought rings through his mind - damn right, kid.

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“-and make sure to brush your teeth. No faking this time, okay? I’ve told Yuji’s grandpa to check. And-”

“No summoning demons, and no summoning the police. Though you’re probably too young for that.” Toji interrupts your little tirade, ruffling the hair of a very disgruntled Megumi. “Have fun, little man.”

You giggle at the usual father-son dynamic, but as you waved off Megumi and his friends, you couldn’t shake off the feeling that something in the air felt a bit different. Something a bit tense. A bit exciting.

Maybe it was the heavy silence that hung in the room after that door slammed shut, leaving just you and Toji all alone in the house. Forcing you to register the heat of his large frame looming behind yours. When did he get so close? Or maybe it was the prickly of his gaze on your back, a resounding slam! echoing in your ears as he cages you against the door.

Or maybe - just maybe - it was the way he leaned down to whisper in your ear, husky and tinged with something so utterly dangerous.

“So…mama, huh?”

A thrill goes down your spine at his words. “Oh, stop.” you wave off, though you feel your cheeks flaring up in response. Especially as he plows on, “Why? I think you make a great mama.”

You scoff, casting a sidelong glance at the muscular arm just inches away from your head. “Don’t joke, Megs was so embarrassed after that.”

“I’m not joking.”

Your back hits the cool door before you can react. Toji’s hands almost painful on your shoulders, muscles rippling as he turns you to face him. You raise your eyes to meet his and oh-

Oh shit.

Whatever retort on the tip of your tongue dies as you take in the man before you. His expression darkened, breaths slightly labored, eyes half-lidded and locked on you. You’d almost have been worried at the sudden flip of personality had it not been for the words that spill from his lips.

“I’m not joking.” he repeats, voice strangled.

Great, the man has finally lost it. Despite the traitorous throbbing in your cunt, you try to make sense of the situation. “Toji, this joke has-”

Your words get caught in your throat as he raises a hand to squish your cheeks together into an almost-embarrassing pout, looking down at you through dazed eyes. “Do I look like I’m joking, doll?” Leaning down to lick a stripe up a smudge of icing on your cheek. Lingering far too long, murmuring into your skin, “What do you think?”

In the heat of it all, you manage to choke out, “W-what?”

“Don’t you think,” he mutters, as strained as if he were about to snap any second. Losing his sanity with each word that comes out of his mouth. “That you’d make the best mama?”

“I mean- yes-”

And then his lips are on yours, shutting you up - bruising. Such a sloppy mix of teeth and spit as he drinks you in with an aching desperation. Toji breathes in your gasp as you feel his cock, hard and throbbing against your front.

“Fuck.” he hisses into your mouth. “Not enough, ma. Need you s’bad.”

The buttons hit the floor before you realize what’s happening. Toji’s fisting your shirt in one hand, too impatient - too starved - he pulls down, down, down. Ripping. Urgently moving down to your shorts- “Those are expensi-” you yelp.

But it’s useless - the tattered fabric hits the ground faster than your jaw as he groans out a quick, “I’ll buy ya a new one when we shop for baby clothes.”

Pressing hot, open-mouthed kisses down your neck, hands trailing up your thighs. He swiftly unclasps your bra, mouth dropping into a soft little oh! at the sight, immediately groping each and every inch of skin he could reach. Tweaking and rolling your swollen nipples on his fingers in wonder. “Oh, doll. These are gonna be s’full, huh? Wan’ taste how sweet you’ll be.”

“T-Toji hah-” you whine, as he takes one nipple in his mouth. Lips wrapped so prettily around your tit as he tugs lightly, sucking harshly like he was miraculously trying to draw milk out. Looking up at you so obscenely through his thick lashes. “Ngh- wan’ more.” you buck your hips, grinding against his thick cock.

And, well, how could Toji ever deny the mother of his children?

Because he immediately drops to his knees, biting down on the thin fabric of your soaked panties. Tugging with his teeth, “This what you want, ma?” he slurs. Eyes rolling to the back of his head as he breathes in the scent of your dripping pussy, “Wan’ me to eat out your pretty lil’ cunt? Jus’ say the word.”

“Please, daddy.”

“Tha’s my girl.”

And then he’s pulling - tearing your drenched panties to shreds with his teeth. Flashing you a devilish grin at the sinful strings of slick that connect you to the flimsy fabric. Oh Toji had half the mind to tease you about how wet you were already, but no, he had no time to waste.

With a guttural, fucked-out little grunt, he’s surging forward, diving face first into your pretty pussy. Nose pressing against your throbbing clit, licking a long, languid stripe up your swollen folds.

“Oh hngh- please.” you mewl, as he buries himself deeper into your dripping cunt. Tongue bullying its way past your folds to lap at your slick, not stopping till he’s had his fill of your sweet juices. “M-more.”

Two large hands dip into your waist as he wraps his glossy lips around your pulsing clit to suck harshly, both keeping you still and supporting your weight as your knees weaken. Toji can’t have his pretty girl hurt herself right before he fills her up n’ gets her pregnant, right?

“Sure ya can handle more, ma?” Electricity runs up your spine as your boyfriend rolls his tongue across your clit just the way he knew you liked. “Y’should be thanking me for not jus’ stuffing you full of my cock like I want to right now.”

“Then hah- why don’t you?”

Toji pulls away ever-so-slightly, relishing in the delirious little whine of disappointment that leaves you. One that quickly turns into a surprised squeal as he spit a steady stream of spit into your quivering cunt, spreading it across your pussy with his thumb.

Sloppy - it was so fucking sloppy. He looked at you like you were his favorite meal and ate you out just as much.

Your juices decorating his lips like a badge of honor. Smearing across the bottom half of his face and trickling down his jaw. One which moves as he utters, “Can’t break the mother of my kids, doll.”

But oh how you’d beg to differ as he brings his face to your sloppy pussy once more, tongue darting out to catch the obscene little drip! drip! drip! of your slick. “Gon’ be the best fucking dad to all three of ‘em.”

“T-three?”

And with that, he’s squeezing his soft tongue into your tight pussy. Throwing your left leg over his sculpted shoulder to make out deeper with your cunt. You tug on his hair pathetically, impatiently. Cute little whines of his name leaving you each time he drips into your sloppy pussy, stretching you out, swiping at your clit, thrusting in and out of your sloppy hole. Over and over-

“Yeah, three.” he mutters into your folds, “Gon’ give me two more beautiful babies? Gon’ be so round n’ pretty with my kids?” Tongue curling deftly against that one spot he knew would have you keening and rocking your pretty cunt into his mouth.

“Ah- fuck fuck fuck- hngh- yes!” you moan, body jerking violently at the way he hit that spot over and over.

He huffs out a laugh, hungry gaze taking in that cute, desperate expression on your face. Toji just couldn’t help but tease you a little bit. “Use your words, ma.”

“H-huh?”

“Tell me what you want.”

You gasp out a pathetic little sob, “Want to so badly. Wan’ you to hah- fill me up hngh- W-wan’ cum-”

“So demanding.” he titters teasingly into your cunt, vibrations making you drag your pussy more erratically on his mean mouth. Now, Toji could tease you with his tongue for hours until you’re crying and begging for his cock. But right now, he doesn’t think he has any more patience nor sanity. “I love that.”

Toji knows by the way your pretty pussy clenches around his tongue that you’re close, pulse urgent on his face as he greedily laps at your cunt. So he speeds up his movements, drinking you in like a madman.

A hand snaking up to plunge knuckle-deep into your sloppy entrance. Pussy taking him so readily after being stretched out on his tongue. Your adorable, fucked-out little whines of his name going straight to his rock-hard dick as he fucks you with his fingers the way he wants to with his cock. Two fingers thrusting in and out while his thumb draws rapid little circles on your clit. Sinking his teeth gently into your swollen folds.

Bucking into his touch, “Hah! S’too much, daddy. Hngh, g-gonna cum ah! Gonna cum-”

“Then cum, doll.”

And you are - fast and violent.

Plushy walls clamping down on Toji’s fingers as if your fluttering cunt was trying to suck him up. Mind hazy and your only thoughts being about Toji and his tongue and Toji-

“Mmm taste s’sweet, love you on m’tongue.” he grunts, breathing you in and letting your juices slide down his throat. Lewd squelches in time with your cute lil’ whines as you ride out your orgasm on his pretty face. Tongue fucking you through your high.

“Had fun, ma?” Toji grins once you blink back your vision, chest heaving as you try to catch your breath. Dangerous little smile only growing at your barely-lucid nod.

Ah, but even the ever-confident Toji Fushiguro faltered as your shaky hands reached out to pet his achingly hard cock. Swollen and leaking a mouthwatering dark patch against his trousers.

“Wan’ your cock now, daddy.” you murmur, watching the way his darkened eyes widen ever-so-slightly, breath hitching. “Wan’ you to fill me up over n’ over like you promised.”

Oh you little minx, with all your dirty tricks - you were going to be the death of him.

With a dark little chuckle of disbelief, Toji rises to his full height. Lips capturing yours in a bruising kiss - tongue licking at the seam of your mouth and intertwining with yours. Forcing you to taste yourself on him. So sweet of sin and all his dreams of stuffing you till you were sure to have his kids - two of them, in fact.

“Anything y’want, doll.” he whispers into your lips.

And that’s all that is said before the clinking of a belt rings in the heady air. The realization that you were so naked and splayed out for him while he was still unfairly clothed finally hitting as Toji peels his shirt off. Your mouth waters at the chiseled front, hands immediately reaching to squeeze his large pecs. Running your hands along his body.

“Ah, fuck.” he shudders, “Y’never change, huh?”

Yet your greedy hands are momentarily stunned as he lets his pants fall to the floor with his boxers. Rock-hard cock springing up and hitting his stomach.

He was so painfully hard that it made your cunt quiver in anticipation. Red and throbbing, soaked in precum and glistening in the dim lighting. Twitching at the sound of your voice as you say “Want you to fucking ruin me, daddy.” you blink up at Toji, all doe-eyed and teary after your last orgasm.

And oh does that make him snap - maybe his sanity, maybe you by the end of this, because before you know it, Toji’s spreading your legs with his knee. Biting his bottom lip as your slick trails down your pretty cunt and onto your legs.

“What m’girl wants.” he grits out, dragging his weeping tip across your swollen folds. Collecting your sweet juices on his head. “My girl- gets.”

You keen as Toji bullies his massive cock into your cunt on the last word. “Ngh- T-Toji.” you whine, vision flashing at the stretch. No matter how many times Toji stuffed you full of his cock - his size never failed to disappoint.

“Shhh, it’s okay. You can take it.” Trying to steady your breathing as he fucks into you in quick, mindless little jabs to fit himself inside your snug pussy. “I’ll make sure of it, doll. How else m’gonna breed your pretty lil’ cunt?”

Your dripping cunt rubs so deliciously against his abs, slick mixing with his precum and smearing across both your bodies. Filthy, and exactly what you wanted right now.

“Shit, love when your pussy’s so messy. Now, legs.” he rasps, with a quick smack to your thighs. And that’s all that has to be said - your queue to wrap your legs around Toji’s waist, letting his strong arms lift you with ease. Splitting you apart deeper and deeper onto his cock, veins rubbing so deliciously against all the right spots. A maddening little bump! bump! bump! matching your heartbeat.

“Ah! Hngh- Fuck fuck fuck, m’so full.” you keen, heels digging into his hips.

Sliding down his cock far enough that his heavy balls meet your ass, already so wet with precum and slick. Ah, you were so full of him you almost felt like he was pushing against your lungs.

“Oh, yes.” Toji hisses, throwing his head back. “Fucking finally.” Finally he gets what he’s been aching for ever since those three gremlins stepped out the door. All the blood draining to his cock at the idea of fucking his cum into you till you couldn’t walk. Till you were so full of him that he was the only one you could think of. Hey, he needed to get some attention before the baby arrives, right?

“Need this s’bad. Fuck.” he gasps. Still pushing inside you despite bottoming out, shallow, desperate little grinds of his hips. “Gonna fuck a baby into you, you little slut. Fill you up with my seed till you can’t take it anymore.”

Neat little crescents of his fingernails on your ass as his thrusts get longer, more purposeful. Twitching balls smacking against your skin in such a lewd rhythm, matching the cute little ah! ah! ah! leaving your mouth each time his fat head hits your cervix. So deliciously painful.

“C’mon, ma.” Toji moans, hips out of control now. Taking in the way your head was thrown back, body bouncing each time he rammed his cock into your tight cunt. But oh how he wanted to see the fucked-out expression on your face. “Look at me.”

So cockdrunk and delirious, you barely register the way Toji cradles your head to press his sweaty forehead against yours. Only looking up at him with delirious heart-eyes as he milked himself on your sloppy pussy.

“Shit feel s’perfect split-apart on my cock. Really made for me, huh?” he gasps into your mouth. “Need to cum in this pretty pussy. Need to fill you up- ah- need this need this- fuck.”

“Shit shit shit, Toji m’so close. I’m hngh-”

A hand hurriedly unwraps from your waist to draw rapid, desperate little patterns on your cunt. Not even circles anymore because shit Toji couldn’t think of anything aside from the way your pussy was milking him so good- And how he was gonna fuck a baby into you and Megumi was gonna be the best big brother and-

“-you’ll bake with ‘em. And I’ll tuck ‘em to bed.” the words tumble out of his lips and into your parted mouth. Pussy drunk and babbling, “N’ we’re both taking those three to the park and try not to lose ‘em.”

Dragging himself inside you till his weeping tip kisses your sloppy hole. Fingers on your clit becoming more and more frantic. Fucking you so filthy, each word punctuated by quick, harsh thrusts, “Then at night m’gonna steal you all to myself, and y’know what, ma?”

At this point you can do nothing more than just take it as Toji bounces you on his cock in midair, sobbing out a strained, “W-what, daddy?”

Toji leans impossibly closer, thumb catching on your swollen lips, breath fanning your face as he mutters, “Gonna fuck another baby into you. Fill you with my cum all over again, doll. Give it all to you.”

Now, you’ve heard of orgasms that come out of nowhere and have you seeing stars. And this was no different - yet you see the pearly gates of heaven as you cream around his cock. “Ah! Hngh m’cumming m’cumming oh-”

He lets out a guttural groan as your nails rake his back, hips stuttering and sloppy now. Breathing out raggedly, “Yeah fuck jus’ like that use me like’ that- hngh squeezing me s’tight gonna cum. Gonna give my pretty baby my cum, fuck a baby into ya- oh-”

Body bowing into yours, teething latching onto the crook of your neck, biting down right over your pulse. Fingers digging and bruising on your hips, holding your filthy pussy to his cock as he cums with a strangled moan. Hard. almost painfully so.

White-hot pleasure behind his eyes, pumping thick, hot ropes to fill your snug cunt. Just animalistic movements from such a carnal part of himself as he fucked his seed deeper and deeper into you.

Not even thinking of stopping even as you keen at your poor overfilled pussy. Toji’s cum dripping down your legs and onto his quivering balls as he fucks you like an animal. Over and over and-

“Hey, who said we’re done, doll?” Toji tuts mockingly, snapping you out of the haze. “Don’t pass out on me just yet.”

And you don’t even realize it before he’s manhandling you onto the nearby couch. Pulling out only admire his seed gushing out of you, so white and hot and his. Cock twitching to life at the pool of cum and slick slowly forming on the cushion below. Fuck that, you’ll need a bigger couch for five people anyway.

Ramming his throbbing cock into your poor, swollen pussy. Throwing your legs over his sculpted shoulders and bending down down down till your knees were at your tits.

Not even bothering to let you adjust this time before he’s fucking you again and again and maybe he was whispering sweet nothings in your ear - probably it was just promises of how he was gonna fill your pretty lil’ cunt till Megumi gets home. Promises he fully intended to fulfill.

“Fuck. One more. G-gotta make sure it takes, ma.” he swears into your mouth. Voice jagged, and you almost couldn’t recognize it as your boyfriend’s. Barely even lucid, just mindless motions of his hips as he watched your slutty cunt suck him up so good. “Yeah, who’s cum is that, doll? Who’s that painting your pretty pussy white?”

Drinking in the sobbed out little, “Y-you, Toji! Ah- Hngh-” as he starts ravaging your swollen clit again. Toji’s balls squeeze so painfully as he fucked you like his personal sextoy. And your pussy was so heavenly around him that you were basically asking for him to go harder. Begging. Begging him to ruin you.

“Ah! Fuck I’m-” throat shot, you can’t even form a proper sentence before you’re seeing stars being your eyes. Walls milking Toji’s thick cock as you cum - almost painfully. Mouth dropping into a fucked-out little oh! tears streaking down your face.

Ones that Toji can’t help but lick off, salty on his tongue as he cums again. And again and again. Voice stuck in his throat, eyes widening, the veins popping out on his arms as he pulls your hips closer to his.

Hips burning now as he breeds you like some animal. Like he was ready to fill you up until he was shooting blanks and couldn’t anymore. Cum squelching out of your sloppy pussy and seeping into where you were joined. Ah, well, the couch was ruined - time for Plan B.

Which is why Toji found himself wrestling you onto the cool floor, cock still twitching inside you, spreading you for him on whatever flat surface he could find. Milking his cock so he can cum more than he has his whole life.

Both of you barely lucid at this point. He wasn’t even sure if he could cum again - but by God if he wasn’t going to try. He was drunk off of the feeling inside you, so warm and wet with him. So perfect to carry his child.

“Hngh- yes yes yes wan’ carry your child, daddy.” you whine. Oh shit, had he said that out loud? Ah, who gives a fuck at this point. The only thing he cared about now was the feeling of your sloppy lil’ pussy wrapped around him and whether Megumi would want a brother or a sister.

“Hm, yeah? Like the idea huh, you little slut. Fuck s’perfect f’me- ngh-”

Running on just the sting of your nails down his back and your legs pulling him impossibly closer. Barely even thrusting at this point, just frantic shallow, grinds to milk his swollen cock. Trying to fuck out something delicious. It hurt, but it hurt so good.

So good that Toji doesn’t even realize when he’s cumming again. Just faint little tingles before his cock is shooting thin, long wisps of cum, making you squeeze around him as he fills you up again and again.Your own orgasm just a small spike of euphoria before he starts moving inside you. Again.

Ah, he wonders, vision hazy at the edges - but still perfectly capturing the white gushing out of your ravaged cunt. Taking in the messy floor, and your even messier pussy. Where to next, huh? He hasn’t even fucked you in the kitchen yet.

“N-next?” you repeat, eyes widening as much as they possibly could through the exhaustion and the urge to pass out. And oh he said that out loud too? Whoops.

“Of course.” he pools the cum trickling out of you on two fingers, shoving them in your mouth. Making your head spine as you choke and gag around his thick fingers, pressing the back of your tongue. Only two things ringing in your mind, Toji’s unforgiving cock - raw and hot, dragging against your ravaged walls again and again - and the words that spill from his lips.

“Besides, we gotta practice for the fourth one, too, ma.”

A/N. Fully believe this man will fuck you till both of you pass out.

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