#flirting with your dad

[luxthestrange]

BNHA Incorrect quotes#6 Flirt with your dad-

Anti-Hero Y/n who was Touya's friend back UA, Both of you after a fight...but after couple of hours you both got too tired and sat down on a bench and scroll thru your phone for nearby restaurants

Anti-Hero!Y/n: Hey, do you like chicken?

Dabi: Not really...

Anti-Hero!Y/n: And curry?

Dabi: Not much...Maybe let's eat at your place?

Anti-Hero!Y/n: Then you’re not gonna like what I did

Dabi: What? You made chicken curry?

Anti-Hero!Y/n*Showing him a picture of you in bed with a sleeping Enji beside you hugging you from behind* Nah, I f*cked your dad there...

Dadi:...YOU BITCH-

Anti-hero y/n energy with the todoroki family-

#boku no hero academia #my hero academia #mha #bnha #mha x reader #mha x y/n #bnha x reader #bnha x y/n #touya todoroki #toya todoroki #enji todoroki #anti-hero y/n #enji todoroki x reader #enji todoroki x y/n #dabi #GET DUNKED ON DABI- #flirting with your dad #mha incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #Youtube #endeavor #endeavor x reader #endeavor smut

[nerdpoe]

Danny, mid twenties, opted to travel the Ghost Zone for a few years before going to college. He meets a pretty cool Ghost couple, gets involved and makes it a throuple, and travels the Ghost Zone with them.

Their names are Martha and Thomas Wayne, and Danny's kinda head-over-heels for them.

Everything's going great!

They're traveling the Ghost Zone, touring ancient civilizations, Danny's getting taught medical shit from Thomas and management shit from Martha, and they're all having a good time.

Well, until Martha and Thomas feel the pull of getting summoned.

While uh...in a compromising position with Danny.

Danny gets dragged along.

Anyways, that's how Danny, High King of the Infinite Realms, gets introduced to Batman.

Even after his traveling session, when he joins the Justice League full time, the man still hates him.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #don't ask dude i was listening to “flirt with your dad” by tom cardy #fuckin favorite song

[etierdaddeav]

#fmab #flirt #trans dads #lardaspoesias #make me yours #bubbles #mind #hair dye #browngirls #i'm sad

[diamondsheep]

YOU DREW OLD MAN YAOI??

*sigh* YES, I DID !!

You asked for Old Man Yaoi !! Here is the Old Man Yaoi! (with a Live Sanji and Luffy reaction )

this is what happened in THAT scene right ?..... RIGHT !?!?!??!

#worst case scenario for poor Sanji .. when your dad is flirting with your crush's grandpa 😔 #ASDLFKS ok i did this as a joke askdjs but now i'm so embarrassed that i didn't even add my signature lmao #anyway there was a ship name for them right ??? #was it Zarp ? yeah i think it is #zarp #opla #zeff #garp #sanji #luffy #one piece #black leg sanji #red leg zeff #monkey d. garp #monkey d. luffy #huh ..apparently falling in love with a chef is the family tradition lol #i'm so sorry for this #anyway i'm gonna queue this already #my drawings #diamonsheep art #suzi queue #( i know that sanji and luffy didn't see them but it's fun to imagine ok ? )

[authenticyuri]

I came up with another chilaios fic concept that I probably?? Wont get around to writing but I think would be funny: Chilchuck's daughters (sans Meijack cause as we all know shes undeniably a lesbo) getting introduced to Laios and starting a bet on who can woo him fastest, something that Chilchuck is extremely embarrased by and tries to convince them to stop (to no avail). They go the whole nine yards, giving him presents, acting flirtatiously, inviting him on dates, dressing up beautifully, but each time Laios seems more oblivious to their advances despite their best attempts. They both think about throwing in the towel when eventually Laios seeks them out to ask them questions about Chilchuck, and due to being the least subtle man in existence, one of them eventually pieces together that Laios seems weirdly interested in their father??? Cue Chil's daughters dropping the woo Laios mission (they have both quickly fallen out of their stupor after finding out how weird he is anyways) to instead investigate just what the fuck kind of relationship Laios and their father have?? Shenanigans ensue.

#listen wouldnt it be soooo funny if the guy you have been trying to flirt with this whole time has jsut been in live with your dad #wouldnt that be fucked up. in my heart i believe #dunmeshi #chilaios #rembles

[impishtubist]

Baby Harry getting all dressed up in his best clothes for Take Your Child to Work Day, waiting patiently by the Floo for Sirius to be ready and being so excited for their day together.

Years later, Harry gets up for work one day and finds Sirius waiting patiently by the Floo in his best clothes. What? It's only fair that he gets to go to Take Your Dad to Work Day!

("that's not a thing, sirius" - "it is now, harry. chop chop.")

#harry pretends to hate take your dad to work day #because all his coworkers flirt shamelessly with his godfather #sirius on the other hand is having a great time #good godfather sirius black

[sadtrashking]

since we're talking about people pushing paternal dynamics onto tubbo. I don't think there really is a character who would fit into a paternal role for him, literally no one. If you try to force it you're only gonna make whoever you throw into the parent role an asshole because at some point every island resident has been an asshole to him. Also, you have the issue that most of the people you throw him with he has flirted with. A few examples are him, fit and pac constantly flirting and him giving pac a lap dance on the first day, all of the jokes about bad filling his hole, and hell piere literally asked to have sex with him once.

Of course, the character you see this most with is Phil. And while they consider each other family it would be fucking depressing to make phil his dad because phil often treats him like shit, looks down on him, and treats him very condescendingly at this point. Pre purgatory it was less obvious but since then and frankly since the eggs went missing while caring for each other phil often stands in opposition to tubbo and only praises or speaks positively about him when he's not around. I could see it as a one-sided relationship but it only kind of works if only tubbo sees him as a guardian and phil doesn't see him as more than a kid with destructive toys.

Also circling back around fitpac are poor choices to make tubbo's parents please the three of them have made many sexual jokes and comments to each other. Plus fit can be pretty brazen and cold to tubbo even hitting and knocking him down which are actions he would never do to his son so once more it makes a character way more cruel and a asshole.

Not to mention how much of this is grounded in ableism that as someone with dyslexia and adhd it's very infantilizing

#q!phil neg #fandom neg #phil neg #i call him an asshole for a paragraph I think it probably needs the tag #also reminder this is about characters #i love cc!phil and the shit he does #hell i love q!phil #but he's a bitchass bird #ironically i think luzu is the character with the least damage if you call him q!tubbo's dad #but that's because the characters said it #and he has yet to harm tubbo or flirt with him #but they just met too #your other best bet to making him family with someone is just make him cellbit and bagi's brother #or hell if you really need a paternal dynamic make elena his mom #im not a big fan of that one but it's your best bet #rory shut up #holy shit this post is long #discourse

[zaacoy]

Hiii I just wanna say that I love your art so frikin much like the way you draw is just so perfect like how??? bro Im stealing your hands so be cautious/j

anywayz

I dunno if your still doing Freenoodles suggestions but here's one if you are cuz Im absolutely obsessed with that ship rn:

so just Tang and Pigsy being relatively gay and someone litterly anyone (maybe MK I dunno) walk in and is so confused because my lil headcannon is they're Relationship is probably closeted if thats even the term idk Im like half asleep idk what Im doing

(Help why is this so long-)

Hihi!! Thank you!!!! You'll have to fight me to get my hands tho >:3c

Here's theyyyymm

#The dads!! ever!!! heeheehoo #don't worry about it being “long” have you seen the wall of tags I end up writing on literally every post I make #we are one in the same #*slightly* changed your request a bit #I'm delusional and like to think that the Lego world is generally a more safe accepting place for LGBTQ people #So there's no real need to be closeted there- I shifted it more towards them both disliking PDA #Besides casual arguably-not-romantic clinginess and occasional over the counter flirting they're probably just more reserved in public #I like to think that they used to be affectionate in front of mk too until he hit his “ewww get a room gags” phase that kids go through #Then they just? Never really broke that habit? They're very lovey dovey at home but generally pretty chill about it front of mk #So much so to the point that mk just. Forgets sometimes that they act like a couple 💀 #he still acts embarrassed about it as if he's 13 except he's like 20 #They're a silly little family tho #Mei's blackmail folder continues to grow larger #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #lmk mk #lmk mei #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk #freenoodleshipping #freenoodles #Zaacoy art💫

[warriorcatsofficialfacts]

also since i'm bitching about dawn of the clans i feel the need to note i'm still So pissed that people simplified clear sky's relationships down to "stealing peoples girlfriends" because. okay. okay

bright stream and storm were absolutely fucking never romantically involved with gray wing. not Once. bright stream and clear sky were in a committed relationship when the books started, gray wing just had a crush on her anyway. just because he's a ""nice boy"" doesn't mean he owns women he has a crush on, especially when those women are already married.

and storm just. doesn't like him. she tolerates him at best. gray wing is head over heels for Her but she doesn't care if he lives or dies. even when she breaks up with clear sky you'll notice she doesn't choose to go live with gray wing or the field cats, because she was never interested in gray wing. he was just some fucking weirdo who showed up one day.

but the worst one. is star flower. because the actual explanation for star flower is so much fucking funnier

because clear sky did not steal his sons girlfriend. thunders girlfriend stole his fucking dad.

#clear sky #also star flower was leading thunder on but that's not important #star flower voice. i don't wanna work i just wanna flirt with your dad

[baixueagain]

My first MHA fanart and it's a shitpost based on "Flirt (With Your Dad)" by Tom Cardy. Can't say I'm surprised at myself.

Bonus little brother Shoto:

#enji todoroki #touya todoroki #dabi #endeavor #hawks #keigo takami #endhawks #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #shoto todoroki #bai xue sketches #tom cardy #flirt with your dad

[madamesmoke]

Imagine being Joey and having to see your dad flirt.

As if watching your parent flirt isn't uncomfortable enough. That suave sob is flirting with one of your best friends! And these assholes are hitting it off!

You are gonna have to tell your mom! Yes, they've been divorced for over a decade, but you are well aware that your slightly (very) psychotic mother still considers Slade her property. In her eyes, he isn't allowed to move on.

#dick grayson #nightwing #slade wilson #deathstroke #sladick #joey wilson #that awkward moment #when your friend flirts with your dad #slade wilson has a hairy chest #i don't make the rules

[teamfortresstwo]

I know they’ve literally never even met in canon but . Staticapple is sooo funny to me <3

#Specifically sponsor!Vox would absolutely fuck him . Also I can imagine Vox introducing him to video games and Lucifer would suck soooooo ba #d at them and someone would insult him and Vox would immediately doxx him . #this was inspired by the first half of ‘flirt with your dad’ by Tom cardy . whomst I associate with Vox ever since watching the H.Y.C.U.Y.B #animatic for him

[emzular]

dustin when billy starts hanging out with steve a lot:

#niche tweet #harringrove #tom cardy's 'flirt (with your dad)' is the best song ever #listen to it

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

i remember someone asking you for the second years favorite out of itafushikugi but who do you think the trio’s favorite senpais are?

& who do you think the adults (nanami gojo shoko yaga) favorite students are?

I'm assuming we're talking about the sea glass gardens universe for this and not canon.

Megumi: Yuuta. No competition. I'm pretty sure this is straight up canon with his comment that Yuuta was the only one of his senpais that he actually respected. He and Yuuta have a special relationship, even if Megumi isn't aware of his Boyhood.

Barring Yuuta, Maki would be his favorite. They have identical bitch instincts and are always on the same wavelength. They wander the world as these beautiful judgmental assholes and it's their ideal existences. Soul siblings.

I see Maki as sort of slowly growing into her place as Megumi's family. At the start, neither of them were exactly looking to forge blood family ties, what with their history, but I think they both understand what it's like to have the Zenin lurking on your periphery in a way no one else does. They look out for each other.

Nobara: Maki. I also can't debate canon on this one. Nobara simply adores Maki. And has a crush on her the size of Jupiter. She doesn't know Yuuta and has sworn revenge on him for winning the last Goodwill event, so Yuuta's out of the running, and Panda and Inumaki are her constant torments.

Still, were it not for her appreciation for Maki as her senpai (re: rampant Homosexual Desire), I think Panda would be her favorite. They have identical asshole instincts, not that Nobara would ever admit it. Remember them teaming up during the Goodwill event? Nobara secretly has a soft spot for Panda, except for all the moments where she wants to beat him with a hammer.

Yuuji: I think it's actually Inumaki. Maki and him get on great because they both can compete athletically, but Maki's disposition is more suited to Megumi. She's harder for him to connect with for him on a personality level. Inumaki's also very athletically inclined, and I see them becoming jogging buddies now that Yuuta's in Africa.

I see Inumaki looking out for him a little when he first arrived, the way he did for Yuuta. Yuuji's not the sort to be phased by the difficulty communicating, and I think he respects the hell out of Inumaki as a jujutsu sorcerer.

If we count the Kyoto students in this, his favorite is Todo, but that may or may not be Stockholm Syndrome. He. He got swept up in it. It happened so fast. He doesn't know how this happened or if he's allowed to leave. It kind of scares him.

Yuuta is not even in the running for Yuuji's favorite. The thought of Yuuta torments him. He's just all sparkling and perfect in Africa, what with his curse-free existence and unstoppable power and having Megumi as his boy and what not. Just. Fuck off.

Adults

Nanami: He has no favorites. He cannot play favorites. He has raised one of these children, as adopted another, and has played a very large role in teaching a third. It would be wrong to select favorites out of them.

But also it's Yuuji.

It's not that he actually likes Yuuji better than Megumi or Yuuta or any of the others; it's more that Yuuji's his student. Megumi's practically a son to him, but Gojo was the one who took the lead on raising him and training him. And while he will always do his best to support Yuuta, by the time he met Yuuta, Gojo had already become the sort of adult pillar of support in his life.

Yuuji's the one he took the lead on training. He was there when Yuuji first had someone die, first had to kill. And Yuuji reminds him so much of Haibara that it hurts sometimes. He has a soft spot for him.

Gojo: Gojo will play favorites. It's Megumi.

Sue him. His kid is his favorite. That's his little boy. He watched him grow up from the angriest first grader he ever met to the angriest high schooler he ever met. He's always gonna have a bit of a soft spot for his Megs.

If he couldn't pick Megumi, it would be Yuuta.

Again, sue him for playing favorites, but Yuuta's someone he's just endlessly proud of. He watched Yuuta go from being curled up on the floor of an execution chamber to being the most promising sorcerer of the modern age. Yuuta really gives him hope for the future and the next generation. He just adores the kid.

Shoko: If we're talking sea glass gardens, I think Megumi would win by default just because she has less face time with the kids and Megumi is the one she helped raise. She's his wine aunt. She's always gonna wanna pinch his cheeks and harass him about his hair. But if he's out of the running, it's Nobara. She reminds her of her at that age. Mostly in the fact that she's endlessly suffering from her two idiot best friends's mutual homosexuality. Shoko relates to Nobara on a spiritual level.

Yaga: Panda. That's his little boy. I'm pretty sure this is canon too--Maki explicitly states that the principal plays favorites with Panda in JJK0. He raised Panda and thinks of him as his own son. He adores the kid.

If Panda's out of the running, it's Megumi.

This is also because he remembers when Megumi was a little kid. He didn't help raise Megumi the way the rest of them did--he got cut out after the Zenin incident--but he remembers before, when he was trusted with Megumi. A part of him is always going to remember Megumi as the quiet little boy who used to hide under his desk to read.

I also just see him as keeping more distance from the kids. he's not as actively involved in their teaching. it's partially an act of self protection to have distance--a lot of kids don't make it to graduation. So his favorites are going to be the one he spent the most time with--namely panda and Megumi, just by pure default.

#sea glass gardens #megumi sort of swept the competition but in his defense it's hard to beat being their literal child #he's had more /time/ to endear himself to them #he was the village baby okay #megumi's trapped in a nightmare #you know when you're in high school and you don't want anyone to know your dad's the english teacher #yeah so it's that but /the entire faculty/ #all of these people raised him #even with yaga it's a problem #yaga remembers him as the quiet little boy who used to hide under his desk #but /megumi/ remembers hiding under his fucking principal's desk as a little kid and falling asleep cuddling one of his stuffed animals #his fucking principal carried him to a couch and tucked him in for a nap in childhood #he's in agony. he's going to throw himself off the gym building. someone sedate him. he needs to scream into a pillow. #100% of the tokyo jujutsu high faculty has had some kind of hand in raising him. they all have seen him in his pajamas. they have all seen #him when he was sick or upset or when he hit puberty and his voice started cracking #the annoying teacher that drives everyone nuts is the guy that raised him. his legal guardian. the one that makes his life a living hell #whenever anyone flirts with him. /their teacher/ gave him The Talk and there were absolutely terrible jujutsu metaphors involved #gojo devastated that his little boy is grown up: *reading religiously off cue cards* make sure you and/or your partner /cast/ a /veil/ to #help protect from any /curses/ escaping #Megumi in hell: you can just say condoms #Gojo who will cry: i absolutely cannot #he's doing his level best to keep yuuji and nobara in the dark but /all/ of his senpais know that he's gojo satoru's little boy. it's like #having the fucking sword of damocles hanging over him. he knows one day they'll tell the others and he'll be in agony #just put him down like a sick dog at this point he cannot stand this

[typewriteringalaxy]

Jinx ft. my cursed AU idea again (here's Ekko)

#arcane jinx #jinx #arcane au #tom cardy #flirt with your dad #typewriter art

[magpiesketchins]

#where my mind has been since january #in case you were wondering #also this song is a bop #It's Flirt (with your Dad) by Tom Cardy who is a personal hero #sam vimes