#for every offence there is

[abrahamvanhelsings]

the way mrs westenra says lucy is so much better now and then proceeds to take credit for it and then van helsing and jack walk into lucy's room and she's actively looking like a corpse. woman your perception checks cannot be this bad are you wilfully ignoring the evidence of your own mistakes or are you lying to keep the doctors out.

#killing biting violence. EVERY time. van helsing is a better man than i saying she didn't know and not wanting to tell her bc she's frail #i just want her to explode. #well-meaning? she downplays lucy's 'illness' at every turn #and she made van helsing cry. double offence. #dracula daily #dracula

[yourhighness6]

zuko: *gets a papercut*

katara, muttering: hasn't he been through enough?

#she takes personal offence to every one of his minor inconveniences #*whispers* because she loves him #atla #avatar the last airbender #zutara #zuko #katara #katara x zuko #zuko x katara #atla incorrect quotes #zutara incorrect qoutes #incorrect quotes #avatar last airbender

[tongue---tied]

#why is every depiction of Jesus some chiselled white guy wtf #Anyway #poll #red dwarf #rimmer #arnold rimmer #not tagging Jesus Christ as I Do Not want the Christians to see this #No offence guys it’s just most of the Christian blogs on tumblr want people like me dead so 👍 #Apart from my dad! (Thanks dad) #(Not that he has a blog on tumblr he wouldn’t survive a day) #whoops tags essay

[puppetmaster13u]

Been talkin on my discord server with some friends about a DC A/B/O au. But like, Gotham just says fuck gender.

Like they just straight up are mixtures of dynamics or change, depending on their mood, because there's so much chemicals everywhere along with so many curses in Gotham. Like they are straight up messed up down to a biological state. There is a reason that no one wants to go to Gotham and why they leave them alone for the most part. Like people even moving there eventually start to lose their dynamic or starts shifting as well, and it freaks people out.

Not to mention that Gotham horrifies those that believe they should still follow 'traditional' norms. Omegas are often far more violent and larger than the alphas, bettas egg on others instead of calming them. Or at least that's what Outsiders always see.

#Omegaverse but Gothamites are Cryptids #prompts #dcu #slowly rotating this idea #dc #gotham #omegaverse au #alpha beta omega #Bruce is known as a terrifying omega who will throw down if his kids are so much as insulted #Batman is known as an alpha who huddles in the corner silently and socially awkwardly #It works as a good cover but honestly both are true for him #Clark is happy to be Bruce's friend & it helps with the fact that as an alien he doesn't have a dynamic #Because he's the only one they send to Gotham since he's the only one Bruce Wayne will talk to #So of course his scent is weird he's in Gotham like every couple of weeks #Outsiders are clutching their pearls and gasping in offence when they hear about Gotham #Gothamites are just all going fuck ur societal gender norms lmao #remind me to elaborate more later

[voxpraxis]

sorry but i’m tired of books/media with softcore trans guy protags who are wimpy and anxious and never stop thinking about how trans they are and have a flowery little romance with a guy who calls them cute. like that’s all good and fine but where are my trans guy protags who are straight up gross. evil. covered in dirt and blood all the time. give me a trans guy character who spits and kills people and fucks to the death and doesn’t give a shit about shit PLEASE i am begging you

#write trans men indistinguishably from cis men you cowards for the love of god #for the record i am not saying soft flowery trans guy characters are bad #it’s just that EVERY media representation of a trans guy that i’ve ever come across has been like that #no offence but i would rather read a book about a trans guy who just straight up murders children for fun #than have to read one more book about a trans guy who stresses out over passing in high school #fucking g o d #AND WRITE ADULT TRANS MEN FOR FUCKS SAKE #ENOUGH WITH EVERY TRANS GUY CHARACTER BEING 17 #WHAT THE HELL #anyway lmao #op #trans #transgender #trans man #trans guy #ftm #books #reading #lgbtq #lgbt #rant #1k #2k

[thekingofspin]

when you have to favorite the worst most glitchy template edits because your in such a small fandom there is literally nothing else you can do about it

#im talking about you ttoi #i need just 1 edit of jamie macdonald that isnt 3 pixels and has a sliding picture and jumping spinning boxes JUST ONE PLEASE #also #voxval #and #radioapple #idk whats happening #no offence to editors i love you you carry every single fandom but like please do not use capcut templates PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU #asoue #hazbin hotel #vox hazbin hotel #valentino hazbin hotel #the musketeers #the thick of it #in the loop

[arthursfuckinghat]

Man, starting a new playthrough makes you realise just how truly sick Arthur was towards the end..

#hi!!! yes I'm doing my second playthrough!! #I'm so excited #oh how much I missed arthur #his sun-kissed skin and glassy eyes and how they faded breaks my heart #I probably should have explored more as john but I don't want to do ranch work for 8 dollars a day no offence #we got our happy endings #micah is gone and john has his family ranch #its so jarring playing as john and expecting arthur reactions #you have to keep reminding yourself that its not arthur #and that john is slightly meaner than him #I enjoyed it so much though I'm really excited #I'm gonna take my time like last time but I'm gonna discover every little secret this game has to offer #yippee!!!!! #mick squeaks #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #liveblogging #red dead redemption 2 spoilers

[al-the-remix]

Years pass but people still remain gross about WAGs. And now they dress it up with “intellectual” terms like industrial complex and post-colonial supremacist whatchamacallit. Give me the messy puck bunny blogs at least they’re open about hating WAGs.

Yeah, I can't say I have many complex things to say on the topic, except that that dialogue has been in this fandom forever (all fandoms forever; tumblr, the birthplace of the 'not-like-other-girls-girl') but it's especially bad in rpf and I'm exhausted of reading the same tired iterations on "well, I could NEVER understand how another woman could live like that--" STOP. Just stop it, it's not your life, and it's likely never going to be your life, for all the aforementioned unfair reasons. You don't have to compare yourselves to them constantly. It doesn't make you lesser or them better for being (presumably) born into a more privileged circumstance and it doesn't make them lesser and you better for achieving some enlightened pearl of knowledge.

The puck bunny blogs irk me just as much, and if you find one better than the other I guess it's more a question of what rolls your stomach more: spite or smugness. But in my opinion, calling Kathy an ageing escort that Sid pitty dates is just as nauseating as talking down your nose about her like she's some ignorant waif that cant make her own decisions about her life or her relationship.

Yes, the NHL is an intrinsically racist, misogynistic, homophobic, capitalist, fatphobic--and all the other bad terrible things--nightmare creature whose ailment runs all the way up to the giant sucking malignancy attached to its heart that is Garry Bettman and Bill Dayley, and further, to the executives that they shill for, and even further back to the time period, tenets, and culture that the sport was founded on. Remember, this is the same organization whose administrative and players (retired and current) repeatedly spit in the face of their teammates who've suffered chronic and debilitating injuries, and continue to mock journalists and veterans who try to bring those issues to the forefront, stating that the injury is worth it to win -- (or that the possibility of injury is worth it, considering these comments so often come from players that are still relatively hale).

Hmmm, sounds incredibly familiar to the position the NHL takes on another rampant issue in the sport: sexual assault.

There's a reason why the NHL is falling behind in popularity (and in value) compared to other sports organisations and it's because they cling to their archaic values and methods and flat-out refuse to let them go -- and thus attract players and administrative and fans who find all that entails appealing. It's not everyone in the sport obviously but it's a large enough faction to keep things stagnant -- just go take a look at Ian Kenedy's twitter page and start scrolling through the replies to his tweets if you want a taste of what we're up against here.

If you want to do anything, ANYTHING AT ALL to help improve the hockey culture, there are multiple avenues to explore that might actually make a difference --first of all getting involved in your community not just the internet community-- in chipping away at who this game attracts, how they see themselves, how they see others, how they see hockey players, and how those hockey players see themselves and others. Those avenues do not include dunking on wags. I get it, they all look the same, haha. it's weird, their children and husbands can't tell them apart, hahaha. There, I said it too and now I never have to hear that fucking joke again. Move ON.

I understand that the lines between reality and fiction can blur easily when it comes to rpf, but making actually, completely serious judgements on other people's private emotional lives and relationships is completely out of the realm of reality. You can't know, you can never know completely. It can be difficult enough to identify these things when it comes to a friend or a family member how are you possibly going to make a pronouncement that someone's relationship is stale or without intimacy or connection when literally have no idea who they really are? I've been stalked and I've had people write fanfiction about me and I can 100% say that what they gleamed of who I was and what my life was like from the outside did not run true.

Analyzing those aspects and their intersexuality is worthwhile -- if anyone has an actual interest in these topics I suggest reading: Wille O'ree's biography, Bern Saunder's biography, Fred Sasakamoose's Call Me Indian, Black Ice: The Lost History of the Colored Hockey League of the Maritimes by Darril and George Frosy, On Account of Darkness by Ian Kennedy, Why I didn't say anything by Sheldon Kennedy, Crossing The Line by Laura Robinson, Major Misconduct by Jeremy Allingham, Finding Murph by Rick Westhead -- There are more than that if you're willing to dig for them ... but especially after the back to back Kyle Beach and Hockey Cannada lawsuits I've just had it to up to here with the takes about the ~uwu poor hockey men~~ and their repressed homosexual longings and lack of overall male intimacy and companionship --- who do you think is doing said repressing?? THE HORRIBLE UWU MEN. (Said in exaggeration and jest but also not fucking really.) They are victims unto themselves. 99% refuse to speak up or do anything about the inequality, harassment, and overall intrinsic issues in the sport, the ones who bravely do are shunned by the others who refuse to help themselves or others. They don't see themselves as emotionally underdeveloped manchildren stranded on the frigid island of masculine solitude and arrested development. They like their lives, they don't care about what kind of impact that lifestyle has on other people (or on the environment or on the economy). They like their cookie-cutter world, conservative sandbox and comfortable wealthy liberalism... and most of all they like their hot blond skinny wives and they don't care what sort of social constructs have led to them pursuing a very specific type of woman. The vast majority of them have zero interest in having their eyes opened to a more complex and diverse worldview and it's not the fault of anyone but themselves, least of all the women who get pulled along in their wake.

#no offence to the ghost of andrea dworkin but I feel her possess me every time I'm forced to here a take like this #not that i claim to be in her league in literally anything only that the wags would benefit from living together all together in a lesbian #commune away from the internet experiencing bliss and many orgasms while the men are doomed to play out a pantomime of heterosexual sex #on the ice penetrating each other with their skate blades and sticks and shins and elbows night after night forever all the while grinning #and proclaiming it's all for the love of the game #im sure this is filled with spelling errors and mistakes but im tired and i tap out #ill be back when i have saved up enough energy for my next rant or someone posts a new picture of steve yzerman in the tag

[last-flight-of-fancy]

made myself emotional thinking about how smart sora actually is and how little credit he gets for it just because he struggles with stuff like math

#ITS RELATABLE OK #you can't math and everyone immidietly goes 'lol ur dumb' #'haha he counts on his fingers' yeah so do i. you gonna call me dumb too? #because i've heard it before and you're wrong. i'm unlearning that shit and i'm not dumb. i'm smart as hell actually #thirty years of thinking i was stupid i think i've earned the right to say 'nah yknow what. they were wrong. i'm not.' #the prioritizing of mathematical smarts over every other kind drives me nuts tbh #artistic intelligence? emotional intelligence? kinetic learners? there's so much more than just math #sora is SO GOOD at a lot of things!! #he's incredibly intuitive and emotionally intelligent #and he is probably a legit genius in terms of like... learning things on the fly #never gonna get over him learning lingering wills moves after fighting him (presumably) once #he learns to fly the gummiship- and probably would have done fine that first time if donald hadn't taken offence #(it also should be noted that i don't think sora's ever *wrong* in his numbers*. it just takes him a while to get there) #(* except six hearts but uh. there's probably more going on there. like memory loss. again) #stop talking to yourself flight #kingdom hearts #'he can't keep up with the plot' bitch WE as the audience can barely keep up with the plot and we have the benifit of seeing all of it #do remember that sora is running on about a third of the information we have at any given time #anyway sora isn't dumb he just has adhd and that's the hill i'm gonna die on

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

#this is a joke but i also really truly hate my self every time i buy something from them #no offence to them personally it just physically pains me to give incredibly rich and famous white men money #that i could be spending more ethically #dnp #yeet my deet #dan and phil #phan #dan howell #daniel howell #we’re all doomed #cognitive dissonance #consumer guilt #socialist guilt #capitalism #yeet my deenp

[goosessideblog]

Thinking about A Square being returned wrong. Mirrored. Irreversible

A Sphere fucks up, and puts him down in the wrong direction, wrong side up. It's not like he remembers, but A Square certainly does. When he wakes up- it's too late.

The third dimension never phased him, but what about something so intrinsic as your own body, flipped the wrong way? The world becoming upside-down, having to relearn to navigate the places you called home. And it's such obvious proof of the third dimension, but what if it's all in your head? No one can tell with your features being confined to a corner, you can only try to explain the distress you're going through, but if you try you'll certainly be deemed a madman.

We know his knowledge changed him, but what if it changed him physically? In a way he can never return from? He could've passed it off as the strangest dream, denied it's truth, lived the rest of his life at peace, but how do you disprove something so concrete? Would he think himself insane too, after a while?

Someone let me access a two-dimensional being i have a hypothesis that needs to be tested

#cipherspeaks #flatland #be cautious reading my next tag; its first offence is being an esoteric reference and its second is being homestuck #anyways. its kind of like in HSETAU when SS flips karkat's sprite turn-ways and he has an existential crisis about it. does that to A Squar #can you tell ive been thinking about mirrors lately. i used to be content believing the seventh and eighth directions are a sort of- #-inwards/outwards but then light chose to reflect off certain surfaces in a weird fucking way and i no longer get the easy way out #i still think fourth dimensional gravity (if it exists) would be a constant pressure from every side; both inwards and outwards- and by- #-extent think i should be allowed in the fourth dimension. please ill be so niceys i just want to experience the ultimate weighted blanket #my organs will be fine probably -but the fact is that direction is a separate and mentally damaging thing #uuuuuugh. fourth dimensional beings if youre reading this PLEAAAASE let me be your apostle id be so good at spreading the gospel and i- #-won't even bring up the fifth dimension please please please please plea

[banqanas]

the camerawork during fanta's corner for 'the performance' makes me want to strangle someone

#banantxt #no offence to vocalists but i wanna see performers lmao #why are you showing me vocalists just standing there !!!!!!!!!! for what!!!!!!! #i can already hear the vocalists i dont need a zoom in on their face every 1 minute wHAT I WANT TO SEE IS THE DANCE PERFORMANCE #if you want a performance look at the peRFORMERS !!!!!!! #IM SO PEEVED EVERYTIME OUTSIDE CAMERAWORK DO PERFORMERS DIRTY LIKE THIS #LIKE YOU HAVE EXILE SEKAI AND TAIKI ON YOUR STAGE...!!!!!!! AND YOURE NOT EVEN GIVING THEM ANY CAMERA TIME????? SMH #こんなクソ見たいなカメラワーク久々見た

[lonesomedotmp3]

I normally find it kind of annoying and trite when people say they get bummed out on/near their birthday but um. 😐

#sorry for being like every other basic bitch guys I'm in a FOUL mood rn #*NOT my birthday today btw don't get it twisted. march 17 would be such an ugly ass birth date.... no offence <3

[oddthesungod]

elongated muskrat really is doing a "how fast can i get the entire internet to hate me" speedrun out there on twitter, huh?

man..... despite all my faults i'll never be as much of a loser as he is.

#text post #full offence i hope he (and every billionaire) loses everything #i'm fucking tired #tired of living subject to the whims of nigh untouchable billionaires that control almost every aspect of our society #fucking modern age monarchy is what it is #the french revolution lads had the right idea

[partyporter]

So just to be clear, these last years TMS confirmed that Lupin and Fujiko love each other but they absolutely can't be domestic or else they break apart. But on the other side Lupin and Jigen are life partners, soulmates AND first love??? Good for them, good for them.

#lupin iii #lupin zero #lupin zero spoilers #jiglup #no offence to fujilup #tbh I think it's great what they have #not every relationship must end in marriage #I'm just in awe with how strong the writers seem to feel about Jigen and Lupin #at this point they are the main relationship

[anatomicvenus]

What should I get with the $75 Amazon gift card I got from the married guy

#every part of this post is a cancellable offence