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sunlight-maggot · 1 year
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Coincidence???
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Coincidence.
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picnic <3
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rotting-in-your-arms · 5 months
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trans guy wearing a shirt that says 'THERE WAS A HOLE HERE, IT'S GONE NOW' with an arrow pointing to his crotch
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shinobicyrus · 1 year
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"If I don't know whether you're male or female, what the hell should I do with you?! You don't know, because you don't know what the rules are. So the simplest thing for me to do is just not do anything with you."
This is living rent-free in my brain. I can’t get over how absolutely stupid of a thing this is to say aloud. Like...he just said it. The real crux of the conservative conniptions about the existence of other genders, to their logical and absurd conclusion.
Here is a man who has built an entire brand around being an intellectual tour de force announcing that his entire flimsy worldview is so desperately dependent on the gender binary that encountering people outside of it (ie, people who are physically androgynous enough that he can’t purposely misgender them), bewilders him so much he doesn’t even know how to talk to them.
In less than one minute he said what would have taken me a fucking dissertation’s worth of criticism about the gender binary, misogyny, and gender being an arbitrary social construct by just...outright saying the absurd thing aloud with such earnestness:
“Help! All of my social interactions require me to know everyone’s genitals!”
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firstmaleshawty · 6 months
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even though I was in a Dionysian frenzy during the mcr North America leg last fall compared to feeling very burnt out of fob by the time they went on tour… I still feel such a deep connection to fob and the band as a whole. like listening to Pete’s lyrics is just such a raw experience to me, as someone who’s something close to bipolar. Like their music makes me feel crazy things. I love fall out boy <3
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ultramantr1gger · 11 months
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come ask me about my kamen rider sonic im thinking of concepts again
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shibusawaz · 1 year
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love being artist bc I can draw ugly normal everyday things like the fish truck I saw and roaches and nobody can do anything about it because they're like "wow you're so good" and also I draw flowers sometimes
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ohgodsalazarwhy · 1 year
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Curse my attachment to physical media. Moving would be a lot easier if this was all stored on my ancient Kindle
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covertblizzard · 2 years
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At some barbeque party...
Ollie: Carol? I didn't expect to see you here
Carol: Ollie??
Hal: You two... know each other?
Carol: Uhhhh
Ollie: Yeah, for ages! There was even a phase where we dated. My dad was so upset when we broke up he tried to convince me to woo her back
Carol: Haha, yeah, so...
Hal: Wh-
Ollie: Too bad she was already dating Bruce then
Hal: WHAT?!
Ollie: Yeahhh, funny thing, isn't it? Fancy seeing you here! Who invited you today?
Carol: Hal,
Ollie: You know each other?!
Carol: My boyfriend.
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darksouls2yuri · 2 years
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im so fucking astounded at the shit thats on ao3 everytime. everytime i see horrors unknown to man
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kismetfakemon · 2 years
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Name: Applin (Civiscian Forme) Name Origin: Portmanteau of Apple and Inside Classification: Apple Core Pokemon Type: Dragon/Steel Evolution Method: Evolves into Appladon when exposed to a Golden Apple Ability: Guts/Bulletproof Flavour Text: Much more gutsy than their Galarian counterpart, Civiscian Applin have no problem using Rollout to crash into enemies and blow them away. At least, that would be the case if it wasn't so small and weak. They really are apt to bite off more than they can chew.
Name: Appladon Name Origin: Portmanteau of Apple and Ladon (The name of the dragon that guards Hera's garden of Golden Apples in Greek Mythology) Classification: Golden Apple Pokemon Type: Dragon/Steel Evolution Method: Evolves from Applin when exposed to a Golden Apple Ability: Guts/Bulletproof Flavour Text: There are rumours that if you get a piece of an Appladon's apple, you'll have good luck for the rest of your life. That is just a myth, yet many try. It's nigh impossible seeing as Appladon's apple is as hard as steel. It's also very protective of its makeshift apple home and will not hesitate to Apple Roll anyone who it deems greedy. Apple Roll 80 BP/ 100 Acc/ 10 PP Physical Steel Appladon's signature move. It tucks itself into its apple and rolls toward the opponent at high speeds. This move also lowers the Attack stat of the opponent.
Name: Appladon (Critical Birst) Name Origin: Portmanteau of Apple and Ladon (The name of the dragon that guards Hera's garden of Golden Apples in Greek Mythology) Classification: Golden Apple Pokemon Type: Dragon/Steel/Frenzy Evolution Method: Critically Bursts from an Appladon that's holding the Applance Ability: Iron Barbs Flavour Text: Even more ferocious than their base form, Appladon are a force to be reckoned with. Do not approach this pokemon trying to take a piece of it's apple or it will cost you. People usually refer to these daredevils as stupid and that may true considering the stakes. Just be prepared to get toppled by this Pokemon's Burst move. Appledozer Steel Physical 170 BP / 80 Acc / 5 PP Appladon's Burst Move. This move turns Appladon's Apple Roll into Appledozer, a move that barrages into the opposing Pokemon. It also lowers the opponent's Attack and Sp. Attack stats. (As I mentioned above, this Fakemon line is based of Ladon and the myth of the golden apples. Ladon is the dragon that guards Hera's garden of golden apples and is said to have 100 heads. I am obviously not drawing 100 heads so I figured 3 would suffice, thus connecting this line to another mythological creature: the Hydra)
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evehaze · 3 months
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You could be a little nicer to me
Pure affection is not what I'm looking for
You only like me when I'm down on my knees
I'll stay with you until my dignity's sore
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kc22invesmentsblog · 6 months
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The Tulip Mania: Unraveling the Extraordinary Rise and Fall of a Floral Frenzy
Written by Delvin In the annals of financial history, few events have captured the imagination quite like the Tulip Mania of the 17th century. Amidst the Dutch Golden Age, tulip bulbs in the Netherlands became the center of a speculative frenzy that saw prices reach dizzying heights. This blog post delves into the captivating story of the Tulip Mania, exploring its origins, the astonishing surge…
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unorthodoxfaithxx · 3 months
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Super happy, puppy dog yandere boyfriend that’s happy to have sex with you for the first time
afab reader ; nsfw
You look so beautiful in bed, all dolled up and pretty just for him! And only for him! He’s so excited that his pants feel way too restrictive, and if he had a tail you bet it’d be wagging a mile a minute. 
He looks at your soft curves, your bashful, oh-so-cute-eyes, and the rosiness of your adorable cheeks with so much love. Because he loves you. And he really REALLY means it. And wants to show you how he really feels tonight. He was so happy that you’d agreed to go all the way with him. 
When he undresses and leans over your body, hands squeezing your hips and inner thigh, you feel him trembling with anticipation. You giggle at the sight, and he swears your voice is like an angel from above singing holy scripture into his ears. 
You unclasp your bra, throwing it to the side of the room. He imagines smothering his face between your tits until you slowly peel your laced panties out from under you, revealing a perfectly pink pussy that has him practically drooling, all sense of self restraint bursting at the seams.
He’s all over you before you can even say a word, face between your legs, boyish hands keeping a vice like grip on your thighs to keep you open as he laps and laps away until he’s satisfied. Which in the moment, he thinks he’ll never be with how good you taste. His drool gets everywhere, coating your already wet cunt with his own juices. He apologizes for the mess and eagerly goes to clean it up with his tongue, sucking on your mound like a dog gobbling over a chew toy. 
Did he already say your voice sounds like an angel? Because your moans are so immaculate he can just listen to you say his name and ONLY his name all damn day. Just you and him. Together forever and ever and ever and ever —
The thought of spending eternity with you puts him over the edge, and he practically whines for you to let him put his cock inside. 
“Please, baby? I promise I’ll make you feel good. I promise! I wanna feel you so bad. I can’t take it anymore.”
You find his begging cute, but would be a cruel woman to tell him no when he’s staring at you with such puppy-love, lust ridden eyes. When you say yes, he’s over the moon, already covering your body with sloppy kisses and thank yous, muttering promises of how he’ll make you feel oh so full, oh so good, and that he’ll take care of you forever. 
He knows you’re not a virgin but he doesn’t care. He would have loved to be your first but that doesn’t matter now, the only thing that matters is making you his right this moment and making it to where you’ll never want another man ever again, just him. 
When his cock plunges into you he moans just as loud as you, if not more. You feel his heart pounding like crazy and reach to kiss him, sending him into a frenzy of ‘I love you’s and ‘Mine, mine, MINE’. He latches onto your tits like they’re a lifeline, feeling so high with adrenaline that he almost zones out and ignores your moans. Uh-oh, can’t do that! He wants to hear every noise you’ll make for him tonight. 
He’s fucking you so fast and so good you can barely think straight, and your fucked out expression just sends him over the moon. He squeals at your adorable face and holds you tighter, biting into your neck and laughing when you gasp at his actions. He hasn’t bothered counting how many times you’ve come. He just knows it’s been more than three. 
You ask him to take you from behind, doggystyle, and he happily obliges. He fucks you deep, slamming into you as hard as he can, gripping your ass and giving one cheek a nice smack. With a pull of your hair, he’s got you on both knees pressed flush against his body. He gives you another hickey on your neck, but not before another bite. 
“Oh you’re doing so good for me baby. Just like that! Yeah. Go ahead and cum for me.” He encourages. 
Boy, does he want to come inside you so bad, make you his and mark you, but he knows how you feel about that and opts to come outside instead, all over your perfect ass. 
When he finishes, he flops into bed next to you and holds you tight, looking at you with concerned but hopeful eyes. 
“How was that?? Was it good? You won’t leave me know will you? I know I liked it, but did you? We can go another round if you want. I wanna make you—“
You hush him with a reassuring kiss on the lips. 
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would you ever consider writing for jacob elordi? b/c now i'm craving him with a lawyer gf too😭😭 like he would sooo be with someone smart. those airport pics? buying books for her. the world? shocked he's not with a model.
Out of my league || Jacob Elordi x reader
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A/n: love love love!!! And yes i plan on making more jacob fics :) i felt like i needed to post smth so here 😭
Warnings: none
Wc:
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For the longest time, Jacob has always stayed private about his relationships. Whenever he would be asked in interviews, he would acknowledge he was in a relationship but never went into detail into who it was.
Fans have since then speculated that he was dating a model, or even another actress. Especially after an interview he had where he was asked if he was seeing anyone and he responded with “Yeah, I am. But I think she’s out my league to be honest,” with that boyish grin.
The two of you met while you were at a cafe in Boston, studying for an upcoming test when he left his wallet at the counter. You obviously knew who he was, I mean, who didn’t?
Jacob found you crazy attractive. Not just because of your looks but because you were smart. It wasn’t everyday he would bump into a Harvard student studying law.
After about two years of dating, the two of you decided that it wouldn’t matter if fans found out the two of you were dating. No one’s opinion would change anything.
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Jacob spotted at Sydney airport buying books 👀 wonder where he’s off to?
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user1: 😍😍
user2: he’d be my airport crush omds
user3: he’s so hot I cant.
user4: the fit.
user5: damn his gf is so lucky
y/n_y/l/n: he’s actually coming to see me 🙃
↘️ user6: who even are u 😭
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And so when he came to Boston to visit you—the day before valentines—he decided to finally post you on his instagram. Undoubtedly, Jacob’s fans went into a frenzy. Going crazy at the fact that they were wrong and that he was not dating model, or an actress like they suspected, but a Harvard law student.
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What the monkey on the wall says 🐒❤️
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y/n_y/l/n: mwah!
↘️ jacobelordi: 😚😚
user1: OMG OMG OMG
user2: everyone wake up, Jacob posted about his gf
user3: so she isn’t a model…… WE WERE SO WRONG LMAO
user4: did anyone notice her comment on jacobelordiupdates_ post yesterday 😭😭
user5: oh to be her 😩
user6: she’s a Harvard law student? omfg I’m curious as to how they even met
↘️ y/n_y/l/n: ☕️🔑
↘️ user7: IS THIS A HINT LOL
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nope not a model, just your average Harvard law student!!
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jacobelordi: so much better than a model babe 🥱
↘️ y/n_y/l/n: hehehehehe 🥰
user1: JACOB IN THE THIRD PIC
user2: isn’t that the book he bought at the airport yesterday 😭
↘️ user3: YES!
↘️ user4: that was what I was thinking too 🤔
↘️ user5: that’s so cute aweee
user6: the caption. love her for that lmao
user7: she’s so luckyyy
user8: the fact that everyone for sure thought Jacob was dating a model 😬
↘️ jacobelordi: they thought wrong. law students do it better
↘️ y/n_y/l/n: lol sorry to burst ur bubble x
↘️ user8: OMG OMG U BOTH ANSWERED
user9: finally, a celebrity not dating some other celebrity or model 😂
user10: how can a Harvard student be out of Jacob Elordi’s league?!
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feirceangel · 1 month
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How about a feyd x reader where feyd has reader watch him in the arena to gain her favor. She is impressed with him and respects his prowess. Just before a huge match what if she goes to him and leaves a hand print in paint over his heart as her token rather than a sash like the others. This fires him up/ looks super cool on his skin.
Ooh I love this!! I did my own spin on it but I hope you still enjoy! :)
Imagine | Stained (Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen)
Word Count: 1,377
Warnings: biting
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Cheers rise into the polluted air on Giedi Prime, a torrent of frenzied noise which alerts you to the occurrence of yet another gladiatorial event.
You hadn't realized there would be one today. Normally, you notice the announcements and the crowds gathering to go see the festivities. You don't often join them.
Watching people fight to death. . . it's not a habit of yours.
Lately though, you've noticed how often Feyd has been mentioning his fights, never outright asking you to watch them but leaving plenty of hints.
Being from a wealthy family has its benefits, especially on a harsh place such as this. Ever since you've been here, you've tried to make the best of it and befriend as many native Harkonnens as you can.
This first, and dare you say only, friend-adjacent connection you've made has been with Feyd-Rautha.
His brother is too animalistic and angry for your liking, and the Baron is a ghastly man you do not like to interact with. Servants won't speak to you and the Mentat Piter is sickening in his sadistic tendencies.
So, to your surprise, you got to know Feyd the best out of them all.
He's brutal, yes. Menacing and violent as well.
And so alone.
Sure, he has his concubines: his pets that he plays with but soon grows bored of. And yes, he has his mockery of a family: a predatory uncle and a nasty brother.
Yet you can see past his façade of aloofness, see into his inner self. And what you see is a man forged by others into what he is now.
You see a hurting man who doesn't know anything close to true kindness.
So yes, he is wild and vicious. But there is an intelligence and cunning within those dark eyes that you have seen countless times. 
He's constantly observing, waiting for his moment to strike. He knows how to play his hand to benefit himself.
Despite his more undesirable traits, you'd dare call him a friend.
The cheering dies down as colourless fireworks burst in the air like ink stains. You watch them, casually leaning against the balcony railing.
Feyd finds you immediately, half undressed and still painted for fighting in the triangular colosseum.
"My lady," he rasps, approaching from behind slowly. "You did not watch the fights."
"It slipped my mind," you reply honestly. "Though I have no doubts you remain the champion, my lord."
His lips quirk upwards, "Naturally."
Your eyes roam over his blood splattered body, taking in the well-defined muscles which are decorated with paint. He's shirtless, how could you not stare?
He basks in your attention, cocky smirk never leaving his face. But it strains once you turn your attention away.
Feyd comes to lean against the rail beside you. You feel his eyes on you.
"You're coming to the next fight," he finally says once he realizes you're content to dwell in the silence.
You turn to face him with a smile, "Am I?"
His eyes narrow, voice quick and sharp, "Yes."
"You didn't ask."
Feyd tilts his head, "It's not a request."
"A command, my lord?"
"Yes," he repeats, leaning closer into your space. Your teasing tone is getting under his skin, you can tell. He's almost touching you now but you don't retreat.
This is the game you play.
"I suppose I can attend the next fight," you hum thoughtfully.  "Especially since you've requested it personally."
He backs away slowly and you force yourself into staying still even as you desire to chase after him. His close proximity is intoxicating.
As if he senses your inner battle, he grins and nods to you before sauntering away.
"I will put on a good show for you, my lady."
You find yourself alone, wishing he had stayed longer.
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It was not mentioned again, and now you find yourself in your room preparing for the event. You dress modestly, still unaccustomed to the fashions on Giedi Prime. A black dress does nicely, with your hair loose. 
You still have plenty of time before your attendance is necessary, but you traverse to the arena despite this. The hallways are as colorless as everywhere else, a maze of black and white. 
Feyd is being dressed as you enter the room. His sharp eyes betray a smidge of surprise which he masks underneath an air of haughtiness. 
The servants attending him walk on eggshells, knowing that any wrong move could cause their demise. 
"You may be dismissed," you say, addressing the servants. 
Their eyes flicker to you with uncertainty. The servants do not move until Feyd snarls, "Do as she says!"
Instantly, they are gone. 
And it's just you and the warrior. 
You approach him slowly, picking up the paint pot that the servant abandoned. Circling him, you note how his eyes never leave you, even when he has to twist his head to keep you in his sights. 
"My lord, I hope you can forgive my impertinence, showing up here unannounced."
"Don't be coy," he narrows his eyes, "You're not sorry."
"You're right," you chuckle, swirling the paintbrush through the inky paint. "I'm not sorry to see you, especially like this." 
You rake your eyes over his flesh, barely concealed by a cloth wrapped around his waist. He is truly a fine specimen of a man. 
"May I?" You ask, stopping in front of him. 
He inclines his head. He hadn't been expecting this, since you seemed intent on avoiding the fights entirely. 
You begin by painting the smaller rectangles across his chest and then move to his back. Your brushstrokes are slow, methodic.
He anticipates each cool touch as you meticulously paint his flawless skin. He wishes it was your touch he was feeling, your hands against his skin. He craves it.
Next, you adorn his abdomen, barely concealing the excitement you feel being this close to him. As you finish, he reaches for his clothes but you stop him with a hand on his arm. 
"I'm not finished, my lord."
Intrigued, he returns his arm to his side, staring you down. 
You coat the palm of your right hand with the inky black liquid, never breaking eye contact with Feyd. He doesn't stop you as you press your hand against his warm chest, right where his heart would be. 
You start to pull away, but he is quick to grip your wrist, keeping you in place. For a second, you are concerned that you went too far. Maybe this is the day he kills you for your insolence?
Instead, he lunges forward, catching you in a hungry kiss. He bites and takes, and you surrender with ease. A sense of relief and excitement floods your senses as you kiss back just as passionately.  
"It is fitting," he says once he parts from you. 
He watches as you slowly peel your hand from his skin, leaving a perfect handprint over his heart. 
"What is?"
"That you should mark me like this," he grins to reveal blackened teeth. "You are a stain on my heart."
"How so?" You're still breathless, allured by his gravelly voice. 
"All it longs for is your touch, you vixen."
You caress his cheek, "I'm just marking what I own. And once you're declared the victor, you can come claim what's yours." 
Your words ignite a fire in him and he starts forward but you step back. 
His glare is venomous, as if you just deprived him of oxygen. 
"You have a fight to win, Feyd. Shouldn't you be preparing?"
Turning, you begin to walk away. 
A rough hand snatches your shoulder, and a hot mouth is on your neck before you can blink. He bites down harshly, drawing spots of blood. The pain is expected when dealing with a man like Feyd, but it is still surprising. 
You really have gotten under his skin. 
He releases the pressure of his teeth and drags his tongue over the wound. 
"You needed a mark too, my sweet."
You turn and press a chaste kiss to the top of his head, "Go make me proud, Feyd. I shall see you in your chambers after the fight."
He lets you leave, watching with blood stained lips. 
"As you command, so it shall be."
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