#fucking fruit

[gendertrickster]

why's he fuckin look like that

#ado post #fucking fruit #he is serving in those flats

[illputdownmyrootswhenimdead]

strawbebbie………. 🍓 blubberrie…….. 🫐 oraneg……… 🍊 peeache…….. 🍑

#i just woke up and im hungry for FUIT but i don’t have any and can’t eat it anyway :( #it’s so fucked up i love the taste of fruit but my mouth and stomach do not. crying so loud #dove talks

[mixmangosmangoverse]

If you ever needed to know the extent of how the I/P conflict is fandomized, there is a popular post going around with a Sailor moon sticker saying Free Palestine and all the comments are talking about how it's their aesthetic and they totally need to buy it

Because this doesn't matter to them, it's just the cool hip and trendy thing

#and here i thought i could just return to talking about magical girls when WanPre comes out #seems not #seems no matter what goyim can freely talk about fandoms and make my life a fandom #while i need to defend my existence and feel if I talk about anything else I'll be invalidated #fuck goyim. my trust has been broken. I'm never returning to fandom again #mango rambles #personal fruits #jumblr #ישראבלר #ישראל

[kelocitta]

#they fucking loved everything idk #i think bubble fruit was their favorite #their name is sous and their id is 8099 (i think)

[westywallowing]

snippets from my miraculous Fruits Basket au :))

#miraculous ladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #miraculous fanart #mlb fanart #ladybug #mlb ladybug #chat noir #cat noir #adrienette #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #felix fathom #furuba au #i dont really know how to develope the comic story from where i left it so have some cute doodles!!!! #my favorite scenes in fruits basket are the ones with kyo surrounded by his army of cata #or any scene with kyo and yuki transformed #so fucking funny #anyway what a handsome man in the second slide 🥰🥰 #and felix transformed is just a lil rat bastard (bird ver) #westy doodles

[iunsei]

my orv reading experience

#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #joongdok #kim dokja #nirvana moebius #sched #i love how orv keeps making fun of kdj being ugly #even though he's not #but you know #beautification of art style but irl kdj will look like a fruit that's been stepped on #i'm gonna fuck him anyways #wait how could i forget the dilf #yoo joonghyuk #iunart

[forever-is-made-of-nows]

Okay y'all...but 911 is actually a good fucking show. Like y'all only ever talked about the boy kissing - that didnt exactly prepare me for the CINEMA that was the emotional OSCAR WINNING TSUNAMI drama. This show has slutty gay firemen co-parenting yes, but it also has the campiest storylines in the modern era acted by, again, OSCAR WINNING ANGELA BASSETT??! What?!

#truly buddie gifs did not prepare me for this #i thought the earthquake was good but this tsumani has me HOOKED bitch #and yes buddie #those two fruits?? #i cant BELIEVE how flirty they are #im so serious when i say they were never friends #in every word those boys share with each other #underneath what they are really saying is FUCK ME #i cannot #buddie #911 abc #911

[stitchtehzombie]

Some witch: * fills a glass jar with crystals, herbs, salt, and glitter, then chucks it in a bush in their local park *

The jar: * breaks *

The salt and glitter: * spills into the soil *

The soil: * becomes infertile *

Plant: * dies *

Some animal: * gets hurt on the broken glass *

Another animal: *chokes on the lid ring *

The nature spirits: "what the actual fuck"

The witch: "why isnt my spell working :(((("

#im looking at you witchtok #stop promoting harmful practices when youre supposedly environmentalists #consider hollowed out fruits and veggies as alternatives to jars #and do some basic fucking research on what the ingredients actually do to the environment #witchtok #witchy community #witchcraft #environmentalism #witchblr #paganism

[ecliip]

i like to think that rivulet is completely head empty when it comes to comprehending the vicious and eternal cycle

og memes below cut

#rain world #rain world downpour #rainworld #rain world artificer #rain world rivulet #rain world saint #rw artificer #rw rivulet #rw saint #rain world downpour spoilers #fruit isle. come here buy fruits #FUCK i forgot saints forehead dots ignore that #ecliip art

[fractangle]

Pride month vest project, a patch a day #29: Wheat But Not Bread, Fruit But Not Wine

#wheat but not bread fruit but not wine #trans #transgender #pride #pride patch vest #embroidery #diy punk #battle jacket #if you've been following along you'll notice this isn't the raw patch against a background of the surface of my desk #that's because i fucked up and forgot to take a picture of this before sewing it onto my vest #that might be a spoiler alert for what's coming tomorrow

[spacedlexi]

clementines and violets 🍊💜

#the walking dead game #twdg #violentine #clementine twdg #violet twdg #alt title: a fruit and a gayass flower #you know what fucking day it (almost) is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[azurityarts]

emera infinity gauntlet

#pokemon #pkmn #art #doodle #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd #psmd #pokemon super mystery dungeon #pokemon oc #pmd ocs #oc tag #reese riolu #phoebe fennekin #this is. very low hanging fruit #and old low hanging fruit at that #I SWEAR SOMEONE HAS TO HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN IT SO HERE I AM #and yes i know these aren't necessarily the most game-breaking emeras #but they're the ones i managed to get to during my playthrough of psmd and made me AUDIBLY PROTEST #power x/y are always nice; type bulldozer is so good; barrage is fucking insane #and better odds is just disturbing. like that should not be allowed btw

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Halloween prompts year 2 day 15

Hood remained silent, even as he clenched the gun tightly in his hand. He hadn't even seen a hint of green portals or blond elfs but 200 witnesses couldn't all be wrong.

All of them had stated that a white haired meta with a gas mask was working with a blond elf with a leaf mask and that they had been the ones kidnapping the kids and teens of Gotham.

Jason had heard stories of fairies snatching kids and infants, sometimes swapping them out with a sickly one of thier own. But there were no trades that Jason knew of. Only missing kids.

Hell, all of the biggest child gangs around Crime Alley and the Narrows were gone.

As in gone gone. Not a single member was left nor any trace of where they could have been taken to. As much as he hated to admit it, he might need to ask for help from the Justice League Dark...

---

Link stared down at the kids from his rooftop perch.

They looked...cleaner. Happier. They had gained a healthy amount of weight, no longer stick thin and weak looking. They had season appropriate clothing without holes and others hidden away in chests and armours for the coming seasons far off from now.

His spirit friend, Phantom, had panicked a bit after he realized what they were doing was trafficking, but calmed down once he pointed out that these kids would have a much better life in Hyrule than they would have had in the rotting trashpit that was Gotham.

If they would have lived much longer at all

Still, thier presence here was mutually beneficial. Hyrule had lost over 80% of its population in the Great Calamity and they were no where close to regaining the population they once had. All of thier forts, training areas, ect were specifically targeted and destroyed in the attacks and gardians and monsters were left in the ruins to ensure they could not rebuild what was lost

Which led to the bigger issues at hand. All the empty occupations.

The castle, and thus castle town, were ground zero for the disaster that wiped out the Hylian peoples. With it many businesses and trades were lost. Hyrule had few soldiers and those they did have desperately needed armor, weapons and training.

That wasn't all. Hudson construction had attempted to repair Castle town and eventually the castle, but they were wood workers, not stone masons. They knew little of the craft that was needed.

There were lessons and information in the castle archives covering most of the jobs and trades, as well as how to proform them, but the princess didn't see it as a priority. They didn't have the people necessary to teach these crafts and the castle and town surrounding wasn't really a priority anyway. Not with all the people who still needed help around the kingdom.

Phantom helped a lot too. Other than helping them build towns for the kids (the child gangs actually really liked having a town all to themselves) he did a lot of other random jobs around the kingdom, much like Link himself.

Unfortunately, his next trip to Gotham lead to a run in with the "Red Hood" and the phrase, "Was that a fucking fruit grenade?!" Link did not know what the word "Fucking" meant but the Hood man would not tell him. He is learning a lot of new words from this guy, words that Phantom appearently didn't like cause he loudly scolded Red Hood like a naughty child the first time they met. It was hilarious to see this tiny 15 year old tell off a giant tank of a man.

Link couldn't see the mans expression due to the odd red helm the man wore, but he could tell he was cowed, even if just a bit. Then he began speaking to someone who wasn't there while pressing his finger to the side of his helm where his ear should be. Is Red Hood ill? Does he have a mind sickness like the ones Phantom told him of when describing his parents? Or is this something Link doesn't yet understand...either way he doesn't think he's getting more children for Hyrules future in this trip...or anytime soon if those ominous masked people landing on the rooftops around them had any say in the matter.

#halloween prompts #dpxdc #prompts #fanfiction prompts #danny phantom #danny fenton #red hood #legend of zelda #batman #child gangs #tw guns #tw cussing #Link learning to say fuck #totk has FRUIT GRENADES HEHEHEHE #tw human trafficking #link has to fight or escape the bats with Danny #danny is the reason link can travel dimentions now via ferrying him places #Jason is super pissed about the street kids going missing and even more worried about them #meanwhile they're having the time of thier lives in psudo paradise #they still have school tho which sucks even if its not anywhere as bad as American schools and actually kinda fun #cussing #tw: cussing #post totk #tw weight #tw weight gain

[balleater]

you know what i don't think enough people are talking about bi king chetney pock o'pea full on propositioning ashton this episode. absolutely iconic behavior.

#critical role #chetney pock o'pea #cr spoilers #literally obsessed w him #fjord 🤝 chetney: propositioning tal/tal adjacent characters at the Wildest of times. #not a day goes by that i dont think about the fruit salad moment in the fucking Final Boss Battle. #and he did it twice ‼️ #he doubled down!!!

[hoofpeet]

#hoof draws #submas #he can be a little mean. as a treat #get fucked melli you big purple fruit

[lazylittledragon]

a 2 act tragedy starring me: i’ve been making fruit smoothies in the morning for a few days which has been great because it’s getting me to actually eat fruit for once, only to go on the internet and be told that it apparently releases all the natural sugars so it's actually Not that great for you and i am devastated

#ramble #i thought i was doing myself SO many favours #i ENJOY FRUIT i just don’t eat it for some reason related to adhd #context i am a long term ED sufferer so this kind of thing upsets me #honestly i don't care that much because it feels like it's better than Zero Fruit #can any dieticians put my mind at ease #someone explain how ‘the natural sugars are released and become Bad Sugar’ makes sense. like it’s all just the FRUIT #chanting to myself ‘there are no bad foods there are no bad foods there are no bad foods’ #like the Nutrients are still there and some of the fibre is still there #tw ed #on a lighter note current fave is pineapple+orange #also kiwi which i didn’t think would be good #edit: WAIT YOU’RE RIGHT WOULDN’T THE SUGARS BE RELEASED THE EXACT SAME WAY BY JUST CONSUMING THE FRUIT. WHAT THE FUCK