#funny johnlock

[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

Sherlock: Sure, when I was younger I made mistakes

John:And now?

Sherlock, jumping off the roof :I'm making far bigger more serious ones

#bbc sherlock #sherlock incorrect quotes #incorrect sherlock quotes #johnlock #funny johnlock #incorrect bbc sherlock quotes

[anne-adler]

#it's funny because it's true #bbc sherlock #johnlock

[thearoacemess]

Sherlock Holmes and the Adventure of the Furtive Festivity (2019)

#sherlock holmes #Sherlock Holmes and the Adventure of the Furtive Festivity #furtive festivity #youtube short film #acd holmes #acd watson #acd johnlock #still can't believe they made it canon #go watch it it's so funny #my gifs

[randomsufff]

You know what I really need in fanfics? More confession scenes where one person drops the confessions then runs, fast as fuck, in the other direction.

Like, obviously they’ll meet back up eventually and talk about it (which is hilarious in itself they they would have to sprint to catch up while yelling why they’re like this) , BUT THINK ABOUT IT!!! It 1) give the other person a chance to gather their thoughts so the person confessing doesn’t have to sit in anxious silence and 2) allows the confessor to get it over with quick and overcomes that anxiety over confessing. Also it’s just fucking hilarious.

Like imagine your fav paring or whatever, they get to that part where one (or both idk) realizes their feelings for the other but they’re just anxious to be vulnerable like that or they fear rejection, whatever. One of them suddenly goes, fuck it, and they turn to the other. (Maybe they’re on a sidewalk, maybe their in a park IDK endless possibilities here) and they go:

“ok I’m about to say something, it’s nothing bad (I hope) and I’m willing to talk about it after I say it. I’m 100% serious, this is really not a joke. But I’m going to say this and run to (relevant location). Ok? Ok…. Don’t freak out… iminlovewithyou” *Cue maniac SPRINTING as fast as humanly possible in the other direction* (Bro I’m cracking up just typing about this)

AND THEN!!! You get to chose how they react after a few stunned seconds. Do they sprint after them? Do they shout to bring their ass back over to them? Do they race like hell to beat the other at the determined location??? I don’t know, but it’s hilarious as fuck and can transition seamlessly into heartfelt feeling talk.

(Thinking about this with specific ships is funny as hell too)

Idk I think of more fics had this trope we could all have a grand ol silly time instead of accidentally speed reading through confession schemes because the stress is too much then having to go back and re-read it to fully process it, as one does. You know?

#am I about to expose myself on my ships? #yes. yes i am #hilson #this is especially funny if it’s fucking Wilson doing the confessing in the hospital hallway #ineffable husbands #homumiko #tedpendent #dreamling #johnlock #mattfoggy #stobotnik #shukita #the most randomest ships but it is what it is #i could definitely add more but we’d be here all day #fanfic #please please please writers im begging do this I’ll laugh my ass off #jk I’m adding more ships I think will be funny as I think of them #shassie #harrykim

[jay-wasreblogging]

Funny how in many adaptations Watson carries but never shoots, not even when Sherlock tells him to for 'moral' reasons lol.

Whilst in the novel Watson was shooting anyone and anything Sherlock told him to.

#simp acd watson can never be topped i apologise its too funny how he just starts blasting when sherlock tells him to #sherlock & co #sherlock and co #acd sherlock #acd holmes #acd watson #sherlock holmes #john watson #sherlock #johnlock #goalhanger podcasts #arthur conan doyle

[noodles-and-tea]

Stag night

#:) #that was very funny #… tank yew :) #maybe I’m basic - but this scene slaps I love it #always got me giggling and kicking my feet #my art #sherlock holmes #john watson #johnlock #bbc sherlock #sherlock

[art-ro-vert]

People in real life *think that I am a successful mentally stable adult*

Me *obsessing over gay men from this one media 70% of the time*

#hyperfixations keep me alive #but it’s so funny no one from rl know about my obsessions #they think I am mentally stable XDXDXDXD #lokius #jetko #sladick #sterek #johnlock #good omens #destiel #klance #adhd #adult adhd

[kittybricks]

cross posting my own tweet because I’m right and tumblr would appreciate it more

#doctor who #Star Trek #tweet #funny tweets #sherlock holmes #bbc sherlock #sherlock fandom #wisdom #20 #guess who got back into Star Trek today #this guy #spirk #johnlock

[iamreallysherlocked]

John: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Sherlock: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

John: ...

John: Fuck you.

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[cornflakesinchocolatemilk]

I can think of a very specific ship and a very specific picture for each one of these

#ttfloof #ha ha funny #hehe haha #haha #hahaha #funny post #haha lol #funny #meme #funny image #instagram #shipping #ships #fandom #destiel #johnlock #jedtavius

[drawing2cope]

#besttship #destiel #johnlock #huntlow #sans undertale #reigen arataka #not ml #alt caption: huntlow is sending destiel to super hell #things i wouldn't have believed in 2013 #no hate its just funny

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

mark gatiss you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

#it would actually be so funny at this point #it'd be worse than supernatural #sherlock #bbc sherlock #mark gatiss #the johnlock conspiracy #tjlc

[anne-adler]

#it’s funny because it’s true #bbc sherlock #sherlock #tjlc #sherlock holmes #john watson #johnlock

[persephone411]

That weird moment when you ship a heterosexual ship

(Don’t lie to me 99% of our ships are gay)

#shipping #Johnlock #destiel #geraskier #hannigram #merthur #blackbonnet #ineffable husbands #dreamling #sterek #newtmas #meme #funny

[warlenys]

i just love that instead of giving the audience a concrete clever answer to how sherlock physically jumped off barts and survived (his explanation to anderson was purposefully ambiguous in whether it was real) mofftiss in teh just said oh yeah he survived it because john asked him for one more miracle and sherlock heard him. that’s what that last teh scene is saying. that’s the solution. it was just a miracle. done out of love. i love my fantastical sweeping romance show bbc sherlock

#it’s just endlessly funny that it’s criticised as this overly pretentious crime drama when like. babe #sherlock restarts his heart out of love for john #this is not a prestige detective drama #it’s just the princess bride #bbc sherlock #sherlock #johnlock #tjlc #+

[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

John: We don't want any trouble

Sherlock, under his breath: I do

#funny bbc sherlock #incorrect bbc sherlock quotes #bbc sherlock #sherlock #johnlock #incorrect sherlock quotes