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#funny percy jackson
yourlocalquestionmark · 2 months
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On the Pjo group chat:
Percy: I AM GOING TO PUNCH GOD IN THE FUCKING FACE!!! IF HE IS EXISTING IM GOING TO GO UP THERE AND KICK HIS SORRY ASS AND WHEN I KILL HIM NEITHER HELL NOR HEAVEN SHALL AWAIT HIM BECAUSE HE CREATED THOSE SO THEY SHALL FALL TO MY WRATH WITH HIM.
Annabeth: sorry he dropped his croissant
*Nico replied to Percy*: sounds good are you hiring? I need some extra de-depressioning I’m running low
Percy: looks like I just got myself a hitman
Nico: let’s blow this shithole like a FUCKING POPSICLE STAND
Annabeth: …
Will: …
(A conversation I had with my friend because our sanity is too far out the window to be reclaimed)
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venator-signum · 4 months
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the pjo fandom on tumblr vs tiktok is so funny cause we've all (or most of us) have already read the entire series, we know what's going to happen so we can see the parallels and the tragedy behind it but on tiktok???
they're in love with Luke
they think he's so kind and nice and its wonderful he's percy's friend, there's no way that he'd be evil - I've seen theories that annabeth is going to be the one who betrays percy (prior to ep4)
the tonal shift is insane and I can't wait to see all these first time viewers lose their fucking minds
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wtaffy · 1 month
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PERSEUS-
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sentientsliotar · 3 months
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“We’re not in Kansas anymore.”
”Hey focus we left Kansas four days ago.”
Percy take this girl to the movies please.
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aficionadoenthusiast · 11 months
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anotherpjofan · 4 months
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I love how Percy is genuinely like wtf when Luke says Annabeth - who’s twelve - is head counsellor so he’s under the impression that annabeth is ridiculously powerful when in reality her older cabin mates just wanted to spend their time coming up with ways to hack the government instead of assigning cabin chores
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imdead770 · 26 days
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Percy "put your minecraft bed beside mine" Jackson
And
Annabeth "making an architectural masterpiece" Chase
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lilislegacy · 2 months
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did anyone else laugh every time annabeth mentioned her deep hated of hera and how hera would always just drop cow manure in front of annabeth on a daily
like hera is so petty. i cant
idk why but hera - queen of the gods - and annabeth - wisest daughter of athena - just rivaling like two petty high school bitches is the funniest thing ever im laughing just typing this
like annabeth is all calm and collected until hera enters the chat and then annabeth’s like that bitch can go f*** herself
i love it so much. her and percy are a match made in heaven. (except hera is queen of heaven, and marriage, and she despises them HAHAHAHA)
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sirgawainofgalifrey · 3 months
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You know, now that Athena has gotten pissed off and tried to kill Annabeth, and we know that later Hera is gunning for her as well, they should keep it going
Like by the end of the series we could have Percy "picking a knife fight with every single god" Jackson paralleled by all the gods fistfighting over who gets to personally murder Annabeth.
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mydairpercabeth · 2 months
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yourlocalquestionmark · 2 months
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Wait I have a theory… so a lot of ppl with adhd have hyper fixations right? (*ahem*literally me*cough cough* who said that?) …so do you think that the Pjo characters would have hyper fixations? Coz I’m thinking…
Sally*knocking on Percy’s door*: Percy what are you doing in there?
Percy: I’m uhh- just… tidying up a little!
Sally: your… tidying up?
Percy: mhmmm!
Sally: … right I’m coming in there
Percy: no mum don’t-
*sally opens the door to see Percy sat on the floor shoving rows and rows of tiny shark toys under the bed*
Sally: what… the heck..
Shhh they are his emotional support sharks…
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wu-does-art · 3 months
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Annabeth and Grover bathing Percy in the fountain like a toddler when there’s a river a few feet away will never not be funny to me
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oifaaa · 3 months
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Listen listen is the Percy Jackson show making changes so big that even me with my horrible little memory is noticing - yes Do I care - absolutely not I'm still enjoying the show and the changes so far have just helped keep me on my toes bc wtf do you mean Percy has 4 pearls?!?? What do you mean the summer solstice has happened?!!? What is going on I need to know !!!!
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