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Started watching PJatO. Things were going great until I found out Walker and Leah (Percy and Annabeth) were born in 2009?? Which is impossible??? Nobody was born in 2009. We were all there. Everyone remembers the year A Very Potter Musical came out
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one-real-imonkey · 6 months
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Athena: Behold my creation. His name is duolingo. He is a vengeful owl of language
The other gods: wtf Athena
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yourlocalquestionmark · 2 months
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Okay what I find rly funny though, is that all the characters in Pjo and Hoo probably swear A LOT, but because the books were published by Disney, they were changed into things like “Leo cussed worse than the horse” or “Percy shouted some pretty offensive words” and things like that. I love to imagine the seven in the middle of a battle, and all you can really hear is:
“FUCKING DICKHEAD”
“YA LOUSY PEICE OF SHIT”
“PISS OFF ASSHOLE”
… ya know… normal stuff
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Riordan characters on a group chat
Percy: makes so many spelling mistakes
Annabeth: always corrects Percy’s mistakes
Leo: will reply to the most serious message with a meme off his camera roll
Jason: doesn’t have a profile picture
Piper: uses “<3” way too much
Nico: removes Jason from the group chat every time he says anything (he always gets re-added by someone right away)
Will: always sending selfies and pics of the friends he’s with while everyone is chatting
Grover: ate his phone
Hazel: isn’t great with technology, so when Leo is constantly changing her name to something annoying, she doesn’t know how to change it back
Frank: doesn’t reply to the group chat much (Hazel tells him everything that’s going on)
Rayna: always wins at game pigeon
Coach hedge: left as soon as he was added
Lester/Apollo: thinks everyone is always talking to him
Meg: replies with one word answers (ex. Yes, No, Why)
Calypso: acts annoyed at all of Leo’s jokes
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krug3r2312 · 2 years
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Nico: what's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Reyna: The audacity
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percys-blue-foods · 2 years
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*at the Disney adaptation filming*
Uncle Rick: Looks great! Definitely something Percy would wear.
Percy in disguise: HELLO?
The entire crew: *turns over to look like who just—*
Percy in disguise: I-Percy would never wear that it’s just, it—
Uncle Rick: I think what Peter’s trying to say here is maybe try something with a little bit-
Percy in disguise: Sure!
Uncle Rick: I’m sorry?
Percy in disguise: I mean yeah actually the shirt isn’t that bad, I’d wear it.
Actor (Walker Scobell): But would Percy wear it?
Percy in disguise: I don’t think you understand what I’m—
Uncle Rick: Yes, yes he would.
Percy in disguise: Yes.
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multi-bookworm · 2 years
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There is a joke in the fandom that percabeth is pronounced perkabeth and pronouncing percy instead like perky and this was really funny to me and my gf(yes I am no longer single y'all can't say shit now BAHAHSHSH sorry..) so we were thinking of scenarios like if the demigods knew about this and I have a feeling that Leo and Piper would literally torment Percy and always call him Perky jfjfksjsks and everyone else would tease him about it as well but always knew when to stop because he is Percy Jackson after all and would not only whip their ass but embarrass them so bad... if annabeth taught him anything that is... fjdjjdjrjfkeke
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maddiesnowflake · 2 years
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i love these three together
Tiny Estelle, watching Spongebob: I want to visit Squidward! Is there really a pineapple under the sea?
Percy: *sighs* There’s not, I’ve looked. Multiple times.
Annabeth:
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venator-signum · 4 months
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the pjo fandom on tumblr vs tiktok is so funny cause we've all (or most of us) have already read the entire series, we know what's going to happen so we can see the parallels and the tragedy behind it but on tiktok???
they're in love with Luke
they think he's so kind and nice and its wonderful he's percy's friend, there's no way that he'd be evil - I've seen theories that annabeth is going to be the one who betrays percy (prior to ep4)
the tonal shift is insane and I can't wait to see all these first time viewers lose their fucking minds
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wtaffy · 1 month
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sentientsliotar · 3 months
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“We’re not in Kansas anymore.”
”Hey focus we left Kansas four days ago.”
Percy take this girl to the movies please.
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yourlocalquestionmark · 2 months
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On the Pjo group chat:
Percy: I AM GOING TO PUNCH GOD IN THE FUCKING FACE!!! IF HE IS EXISTING IM GOING TO GO UP THERE AND KICK HIS SORRY ASS AND WHEN I KILL HIM NEITHER HELL NOR HEAVEN SHALL AWAIT HIM BECAUSE HE CREATED THOSE SO THEY SHALL FALL TO MY WRATH WITH HIM.
Annabeth: sorry he dropped his croissant
*Nico replied to Percy*: sounds good are you hiring? I need some extra de-depressioning I’m running low
Percy: looks like I just got myself a hitman
Nico: let’s blow this shithole like a FUCKING POPSICLE STAND
Annabeth: …
Will: …
(A conversation I had with my friend because our sanity is too far out the window to be reclaimed)
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Aphrodite: YOU KILLED HIM!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS??! Poseidon, in tears: I'm sorry! Hermes: What's going on? Athena: Aphrodite watched the titanic.
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aficionadoenthusiast · 11 months
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anotherpjofan · 4 months
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I love how Percy is genuinely like wtf when Luke says Annabeth - who’s twelve - is head counsellor so he’s under the impression that annabeth is ridiculously powerful when in reality her older cabin mates just wanted to spend their time coming up with ways to hack the government instead of assigning cabin chores
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