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*at a tavern, all super drunk*

Arthur *stumbling*: w’at you say ‘bout me?

Random drunk guy: I said ‘your a right prat ain’t ya?’

Merlin: HEY! *staggers over to the man and glares up at him, swaying on his feet* no one calls my prat a prat

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Gwen: I’m cold

Lancelot: *gives her his jacket*

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Merlin: I’m cold

Arthur: we’ll damn Merlin, I can’t control the weather

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Merlin whenever he gets back from saving Arthur’s life and the lives of Camelot’s citizens yet again only to find out Gaius used the tavern excuse again:

I am disgusted, I am revolted, I’ve dedicated my entire life to keeping this kingdom and its prince from certain death, and this is the thanks I get?

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“Our song is the slamming screen door Sneakin' out late, tapping on your window When we're on the phone, and you talk real slow 'Cause it's late, and your mama don't know”

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no one:

Gwaine: How you doin'

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Merlin: Hi I'd like to make a return

Confused Doctor: ...Sir this is your birth certificate

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Did you hear my covert narcissism

I might disguise as altruism

Like some kind of congressman

Tale as old as time

I wake up screaming from dreaming

One day I'll watch as you're leaving

And life will lose all its meaning

For the last time...

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Merlin: Arthur look how pretty these flowers are

Arthur: Merlin…that's gay

Merlin absolutely done: ....Arthur we've been married for 4 years

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Arthur: Do you remember me telling you that I had a very important meeting with the visiting nobles, and needed my ceremonial armour polished?

Merlin: *nods slowly*

Arthur: *gestures at the dirty armour on the table* and tell me, does it look like it's been polished

Merlin: No

Arthur: No sire

Merlin: There's no need to call me sire Arthur

Arthur: *throws a vambrace at him*

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Arthur *groaning*: What makes life so difficult

Merlin: You do

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Gwaine: That witches brain is a bag full of cats, you can smell crazy on her

Arthur: Have care how you speak, Morgana is beyond reason but she is of Camelot, and she is my sister

Merlin: She killed 80 people in two days

Arthur: ...She's adopted

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Gwen: I think I’m in love with Arthur

Merlin: I’m sorry?

Gweb: I said I-

Merlin: no I’m just sorry

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Mordred: You Hate me!

Merlin: pfft, I don’t Hate you

Mordred *crosses his arms*: you once told me that calling me Satan was an insult to Satan

Merlin: ……

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*AU where Mordred is discovering morgana and Arthur are siblings*

Mordred: wait so Morgana is your sister? You guys are siblings?

Arthur: unfortunately

Mordred: that’s so cool, I wish I had a sister

Arthur: really? Why?

Morgana: love you too Arthur

Merlin: really? Why?

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Same character different font

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Sirius: bro I had a dream we fucked

Remus *nervously laughs*: bro it’s just a dream

Sirius: huh, gay I wouldn’t fuck you

Remus: you wouldn’t? 🥺

Sirius: …I mean, unless you want to

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Arthur: MERLIN!

Merlin *jumping awake and falling to the floor*: ahh, what? what is it what'd I miss?

Arthur: care to explain what your doing sleeping when your supposed to be polishing my armour for the feast tonight?

Merlin: well, Gaius told me never to give up on my dreams...so I went back to sleep

Arthur: ...mErLin!

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