#georgenotfound sfw

[mvpfoolish]

00. prologue

summary || next chapter

we learn just a little bit about Edith.

Edith had always been the quiet girl in school, never talked unless she was called, though, of course, she found ways around that.

Though she hadn't always been so quiet. She was once a bright and talkative person, unfortunately, her childhood had changed that, her childhood ruined her. From her parent's divorce to her only brother cutting her off when she was just 16, no one ever believed her when she told them why. She was told that there had to be another reason. No one would do that to their own sister, and so on.

After that day she swore she would never express her feelings to anyone because once she did, they left. Every single one of them, that was until George Davidson came along.

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[ravenxd]

if you're taking requests,, can you please write something about what makes the dteam blush? 💖🌚

For Dream, I genuinely think that the only way to get him to blush is by giving him small little gifts! I wouldn't say flirting because he openly does it with his friends so it might be something he's used to and becomes a bit old to him. It might end up being a situation where you know he's rich enough to buy himself whatever he wants, so you go for something like making him bracelets, crocheting him little things, or even a meal you've prepared with genuine love. If Dream is in love with you, he's deeper into it now.

Sapnap seems like the type so easily get flustered if you compliment him, maybe his hair, beard, eyes, etc. I think it's something real sweet and kind. I also really get that even slight touching gets him all shy, like if you want to hold hands, hug, or even sit on his lap while you sit in the living room watching a movie. (i love him sm😭💕)

As for George, he's always flustered whenever Dream, or anyone for that matter, flirts or makes suggestive advances towards him. If you call him 'pretty', he'll probably say something like "What?", think you are weird for it, but not in a bad way, more like it being something that has his heart racing and him not knowing why since it's something you do all the time, and giggle, but it would overall have him all blushy and stuttering. I think that even just the idea of you spending time with him while he codes a plug-in for Dream might get him blushing, especially if you express genuine curiosity about the process of typing out algorithms and how they work.

#dream fluff #sapnap fluff #georgenotfound fluff #dream team #dream smp x reader #dwt x reader #sfw #dream x reader #sapnap x reader #georgenotfound x reader #gnf x reader

[cherrynwinesk]

Dream team +Karl Jacobs headcanon's

Toxic boyfriend

Story g: Theme +18/ nsfw / angst

Language: English/Inglés

⚠️: Manipulative behavior, teasing, toxic behavior, insecurity, poor mental health, forced sex

CC's: Dream, Sapnap, Georgenotfound, Karl Jacobs

Reader g: Neutral reader

📝: All the content is fictitious and an attempt is made to adapt the PUBLIC personality of the cc's, that is, the personality that is shown in front of cameras, I do not know the true personality and any resemblance to reality is mere coincidence.

🍒: Hello, writing requests are always open, if you want something in particular, ask without fear. I clarify that English is not my main language, I apologize for any error and I accept corrections to improve the quality of the content

Master list

Dream

•He has money, so his main toxic behavior would be to buy you what you want and then make you feel guilty.

•Like he bought you some new sneakers, you stained it when you went for a walk with a friend in the park

•And he'd be like "wow you stained them and I just bought them for you, you don't love me enough to take care of the gifts I give you."

•"I bought this set of lingerie for you so we can have some sex today, are you seriously going to say no just because you're tired? I went to the mall, spent hours choosing color and size, paid a lot and you' re not valuing it

•You ended up agreeing and while he was fucking you he kept telling you how ungrateful you have been to him

•"I won't buy anything else for you again, I spent a lot on this lingerie and I don't even see you happy to wear it"

•He would break the lingerie on your body because apparently he did not make enough effort and there is no point in you continuing to use it

•He would keep fucking you with a lot of anger

Sapnap

•He would not stop comparing you so that you agree to do what he asks of you

•Sapnap is a boyfriend who is sexually demanding

•He would always ask you to have sex and be careful if you deny him

•"I understand that you're tired, I'm just not used to receiving no for an answer, my ex never refused and that you tell me NO, it surprises me"

•If you are not together he would ask you for nudes and if you say no

•"My ex always sent nudes before going to sleep"

•"When my ex sent me photos always thought of her/him, I would like something like that with you"

•Or he would do it with other more everyday things

•"My ex cooked for me instead of ordering food at home"

•He would compare you because he knows that he is handsome, he has money, he is famous and more, so in his mind he thinks that you would try to be better than his past relationships so as not to lose him.

George

•He would be very jealous

•He would have very little empathy for you

•For him, all your friends are unnecessary in your life because you have him.

•According to him, your friends have other intentions with you.

•"Yes, this friend of yours is only with you because you are the one who takes the initiative to go out together"

•"Did she ever do something for you the same way you just did?"

•"Okay, in the end they are your friends, you know what you do and who you get involved with"

•If it's about fighting with other people, he wouldn't listen to you in your feelings.

•"Don't talk to me about how you fought with your friend, I've always told you that these people are not a good influence on you"

•"If you didn't listen to me, then I don't want to listen to you"

•He would try to get you to become friends with his friends just to have control that "nobody influences you badly"

Karl

•Would you be ready to go out with your family or friends

•He doesn't want you to go

•He doesn't like you spending time with other people than him

•Karl just "Don't be too late, I think I'm getting a fever and I'll need you here soon"

•His plan works and you say about staying home

•"No no, go honey, I think I'll be fine, I hope don't die by the time you get back"

•If you were to leave, when you returned he would be lying on the couch with medicines that he did not ingested because he did not need them

•He would be angry

•Despite the fact that he "insisted" that you leave, he would be upset that you left without caring that he was sick

•"I understand that maybe that dinner is more important than me"

•"I spent all this time throwing up and you left without caring"

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[aninklingof]

Head Hips Massager

Couldn’t get this concept out of my head, so I wrote on it. 🤷

Lee! George, Ler! Dream

Warnings: tool tickles ✨Platonic✨

Enjoy!

~~~~~

Dream slowly closed the front door so that it wouldn’t make noise, the lock clicking securely before the blonde tip-toed down the hall. He was returning from a Walmart trip— which he’d initially just gone for groceries. While at the store however, he got a message from George.

He had texted Dream asking if he’d buy the British man a heating pad. Having just gotten back from the Bahamas and being immediately thrown into many wild activities with friends that had come to visit, George’s back was sore.

Of course Dream obliged and headed to the health and wellness isles. As he scanned the shelves for a suitable heating pad for the older (which he was definitely going to tease him about his age when he got home) he spotted something that caught his attention.

Hanging on a mini rack from one of the shelves was a bunch of wire-head massagers. Dream’s mind immediately shot to how one of those would feel running over his sensitive skin, his face flushing subtly and butterflies filling his belly.

He then thought of George at home, and how the poor Brit would howl at the evil massager tickling his ribs and especially his bony hips. Smirking widely at the thought he snatched one of the massagers up and dropped it into the handheld basket on his arm before returning to the task at hand.

Now that he was back at the Dream Team house, he unloaded the groceries as quietly as possible to not alert the brunette to his presence. Once finished he scooped up the heating pad, along with a glass of water, some pain medicine, and the massager and headed up the stairs to George’s room.

Dream tapped the door with his foot to knock (his hands being full) and waited for an answer, reeling in his giddy smile so that he didn’t key in George to his devious plan.

“Come in.”

“I can’t, my hands are full.”

Some rustling and soft footsteps were heard before the door swung open. George looked up at Dream curiously before melting into a soft smile, his hair slightly disheveled and his clothes wrinkly.

“I bought you the heating pad, and I also brought you some pain meds and water,” Dream spoke as he strode into the Brit’s bedroom, setting the heating pad down with the massager under it and handing George the pills and water.

“Thanks Dream,” George said gratefully before quickly popping the pill and gulping down water.

“I also brought you something else,” the blonde started, plugging the heating pad into the wall so it could begin warming up. “A bit of a surprise.”

“Ooh! What is it?” George asked eagerly.

Dream chuckled, still fighting to control his smirk. “Lay down and close your eyes.”

George complied, laying flat out with his head slightly propped up against a pillow, and closed his russet eyes. The younger smiled mischievously. He got him right where he wanted him.

Sitting next to the Brit he picked up the Massager and gently stroked it down George’s chest to his stomach. The man jumped with a gasp, his eyes flying open and curling up instinctually.

“Whahat was thahat?!?” He exclaimed.

Dream brandished the evil little tool and George’s face paled. “It’s one of those wire head massagers! I saw it while getting your heating pad and figured you’d like it~”

He lowered the massager back to George’s body, simultaneously grabbing one of the brunette’s wrists and pulling his arm away from his side.

“Wahahait Dreheheheam!!! Noho, dohohOHOHONT—!! NAHAHAHA!!” The smaller man shrieked and curled away the best he could from the wire massager that prodded his ribs. He weakly batted at it with his other arm, but it did little to deter the tickly item from traversing George’s entire left side like a xylophone.

“Geez, I figured it would tickle but I didn’t think you’d go this crazy,” Dream teased like it was the most normal thing in the world. “You must just be extra ticklish today, huh Georgie~?”

“NAHAHA DRHEHEHEAM!!! SHUHUHUT UHUHUP!! MOHOHOVE AHAHAWAY FROHOHOM THEHEHEHERE!!!” George wailed and thrashed, his eyes squeezed so tight he saw stars.

“Alright, what about here?” Dream prompted before moving the massager down to George’s bony hips, twirling and gently drilling the metal wires into his ticklish flesh.

George went ballistic.

He fell into a bout of silent laughter and arched forward before crashing back to the mattress in wild cackles. It was some of the most intense tickling he’d ever felt and he was gonna lose his mind if Dream continued any longer.

“MEHEHEHEHERCY!!! OHOHOHOHOH GOHOHOHOHOHOD PLEHEHEHEHEASE!!! IHIHIHIHIT TIHIHIHIHICKLES SOHOHO BAHAHAHD!! MEHEHEHEHEHEHERCYY!!!”

Dream stopped immediately at George’s shrill cry, dropping the tool to the bed and firmly rubbing away the persistent buzz of ghost tickles from George’s poor hip bones.

“You alright there?” Dream asked with a fond and mildly concerned smile.

“Thahahat…” George rasped through deep gasps and residual giggles “…wahas ahahwful.”

“You enjoyed it.” the blonde snickered and booped his friend’s red nose.

“If Ihi wahasn’t soho exhausted, Ihi’d be tihickling that thihing ahall over yohour belly right nohow.”

Dream shivered at the thought, considering running away before he was pulled down to the mattress and cuddled into by the tickled-out brunette.

Slowly his nerves subsided and he melted into George’s warmth, nearing sleep as his breathing slowed. Just before he drifted off however, he heard George say something that if he wasn’t so sleepy Dream would’ve been red as a tomato.

“When we wake up I’m going to make you cry with that thing.”

~~~~~

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[fluffallamaful]

concepts and rambles for fishster <33 🐟

@sleepy--anon ler!sapnap week

DAY 1 — ANTSY

🦙🦙🦙…

sapnap is playing some sort of video game with george in the room. george is winding him up and sap is constantly losing,, which leads to him becoming angy.

before either of them can register what is happening, sapnap’s mouse is flying across the room, and the hand that once controlled it is buried into george’s side. it quickly makes itself at home, kneading and pinching into the skin and mirroring the ravenous attack of his already-positioned left hand.

george’s reaction is delayed by a baffling second, during which both of his legs kick out, and a surprised shriek forms and climbs up his throat. a strangled yelp is what it is expelled as, and it is followed by a barrage of screeched questioning. his legs kick and push against sap’s thigh to propel himself away, and his hands are sent down to wring at the hungry fingers on his sides. the propelling fails and the fingers move up to squeeze at his ribs. george begins pleading, and the first resemblances of laughter make their way out too.

“SAHAhapnAhahPAP WHY!?”

sapnap can only laugh in response, for he too has only just come to terms with what’s happening. he isn’t able to explain it. he has no excuse for it. it’s just that right that second he really needed to tickle george. it was as though he had simply imploded. like what happens to stars when they die. the big bang. he’s like a big bang. if he were a star he’d probably be creating a universe right now, but instead he’s just forcing his good friend into hysterics.

he lets out a stream of giggles at the absurdity of his behaviour, but of course sapnap makes no move to stop. he needed a bit of a break from his game anyway, and this is entertaining enough :)

🦙🦙🦙…

#Sleepy's Ler!Sapnap Week #ler!sapnap #lee!george #llamas concepts #dteam tickle #dream team tickle #sleepy anon #lee!georgenotfound #sfw tickling

[sabinanotfound]

SFW Alphabet (george x reader)

pairing: George x reader

cw: none

a/n: this was requested by a lovely anon :) enjoy <3 (1k words)

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

George cares for you very much. He asks if you ate and if you didn’t, he cooks you a nice homecooked meal. If you had a bad day, he always finds a way to cheer you up. He has this almost motherly affection you adore. 

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

He is the friend that agrees to do anything just to spend time together. Bowling? Okay. Trying new recipes? Sure! Going skydiving? That’s where he might decline you hahah

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He does. He likes to be held, to be hugged. He loves when you play with his hair or when you hug him from behind hehe. 

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Eventually, yes. But it takes time, of course because it’s not a one-minute decision. He is neat but not neat, good at cooking some meals and bad at cooking some others. He is the goldilocks type. 

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He would be awkward and would hate to make you sad. Tries to act emotionless to end it as soon as possible. Would hate seeing you cry

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

100% committed. He will not rush into marriage but have a stable and nice relationship. Eventually, when both of you discuss it and are sure of settling down, he’d say the words (rather shyly hehe)

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Very gentle. When he hugs you feel like a china doll hahah

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Yes, he loves themmm he will shyly hug you all the time but he wouldn’t do it in public. He doesn’t like PDA

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It takes time. He doesn’t want it to be just words so he mulls it over quite a bit before saying it

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He isn’t jealous. He is chill with everything and he trusts you very much. He knows you have guy friends as he does have girlfriends and neither of you can just ditch them. Trust is everything in your relationship. 

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Shy kisses. He usually isn’t the one initiating them (he still likes it though teehee), he likes to be kissed on the forehead, because they are always filled with love. Loves giving you cheek kisses :3

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He is kind of lost, because he doesn’t really know what to do but loosens up later and ends up becoming best friends with the kids (they have the same interests anyways pfft)

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

I think he is an early riser, so the two of you would cook breakfast together while listening to calm music. 

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

You love reading together before bed. You light a few candles (vanilla scented, of course) and let the silence engulf you as you read page after page together :))))

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He would slowly reveal things about himself, starting from the most generic ones and then going into more personal things. 

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

He is difficult to make angry. When he does though, he’s not angry, he’s distant and quiet. 

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He would remember the important things but he would sometimes forget about what you told him to buy on his way home. 

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

When you went to an arcade late at night and played games for 3 hours straight. 

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He is somewhat in the middle. He would obviously get overprotective if someone catcalled you on the streets but if there is a spider on your desk, he cannot help you with that hahahaah

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He would try his best to give you the best gift, organize the best birthday party (often gets help and advice from friends but still), and not forget to vacuum the floors 

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

He never empties his pockets when he throws something in the laundry. Once your washing machine broke because a metal coin from George’s pocket got stuck in it. 

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He literally doesn’t care (y'all saw the way he dresses) but still looks fine asf 

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Yes he’d be like a lost puppy. If you went away for a week or so he’d text you every couple of minutes saying he misses you (wholesome boi)

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

George once burned the microwave because he tried to make a mug cake. 

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He would hate if you were to walk around in the house in outdoor clothes. Hygiene first babies. 

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He can sleep for 2 days straight I’m serious 

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[dnfao3tags]

do you have any sfw hybrid fics?😁

dnf-fic-fics did a post for it -> here and i have a few sfw ones on this post -> here

here are a few more:

dnf animal hybrids sfw (mostly just catboy!george)

— george my little meow meow by Anonymous (gen | comp. | 1k)

In which George thinks that being a catboy has it's pros and cons.

— high lazy noon by fensandmarshes (gen | comp. | 2k)

catboy georg. cuddl. no plot only Hug

— working out the beast by ri_bread (teen | comp. | 17k)

Dream the librarian adopts a cat and gets more than he bargained for.

— The Unofficial Official Catboy George AU by undermycoat (teen | comp. | 6k)

Everyone's favorite catboy AU has returned. The title and that line is a joke. Anyway, the only consistent thing about these is George's personality and the fact that he's a catboy. Also the OT3 vibes carry through, even if the chapter (one-shot) only has two out of three Dream Team members. This is just a compilation of all the catboy George stuff I've written. Enjoy.

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[eliza-sfw]

~ Eliza’s ask rules

~ only sfw!

~ I write for:

Karl Jacobs

Wilbur Soot

Sapnap

Dream

Quackity

Ted Nivison

GeorgeNotFound

And Jschlatt!

Please don’t request nsfw, if you’d like to go to this account where I post lots more! @ogelizasoot

Xoxo, Eliza<3

#fanfiction #wilbur soot #mcyt #dsmp #karl Jacobs #sapnap #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #sfw #Quackity #QSMP #jschlatt #Schlatt #Ted Nivison #x reader #xoxo

[alwayskrispyblaze]

Bro check this out 😭

#mcyt tickle #mcyt #dreamwastaken #gnf #georgenotfound #dsmp tickle #sfw tickling community

[slxtmeri]

i've been hyperfixated on ted and schlatt...

i'm not feeding my lovelies with dt or karl or quackity content... or wilbur, or foolish or punz or charlie or- yeah you get the point. i'm ashamed

pls send me asks for the above xoxo

i'm still hyperfixated on ted n schlatt tho don't come at me

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[rxsahgrce]

I was just zoned out on my bed, and I was thinking

After reading this I might aswell of turned it into a fic 😭

-

I didn't have any exact people, but just say dteam or something, did a ylyl, but if you laugh there's a a consequence or a punishment. I actually have this thought really often, and I think it's been brought up somewhere before because its not an uncommon thing to do.

But say they take turns, one of them- just say George- will be sat in the chair, and sapnap and dream would be stood behind him, if he laughs at a funny video he gets "punished" by whatever sapnap and dream do or give to him, and then swaps places with one of them.

But the punishment ends up being tickles, and George is obviously startled because the amount of time dream and sapnap were whispering, he would've expected it to be something like getting eggs on his head or having to climb the tallest tree they can find or something like that.

And he starts cackling and kicking when dream and sapnap randomly latch their hands onto his sides and ribs, flailing and kicking until he manages to push himself on the ground and thinks he's gotten away, but all he's done is allowed dream and sapnap to trap him.

Dream straddles his hips, and sapnap goes behind him to lift his arms to the side of his head, and all the stream can see is dreams head poking up.

With his arms up, his entire torso is exposed, and sapnap teases him while dream tickles him.

#rxsahgrce #sfw tickle blog #mcyt tickle #rosahgracei #i wanna write this #ler!sapnap #ler!dream #lee!georgenotfound #lee!george #ler!dreamwastaken

[wishitweresummer]

SFW snippet from safety net (SNF)

~~Wrote this for snf Week!! It’s Day 4 - Practice Kissing!! The actual fic gets a little nsfw, but here’s some cute tickly parts!!~~

Warnings: Mouth tickles.

When George’s tongue teased across his lips, he jolted. They both stared at each other for a moment, then broke into giggles. It was comforting, having a moment of their usual friendship peek through. Sapnap squealed when two devious hands squeezed at his sides through the blanket, giggling harder as he scrambled to grab them.

“You’re lips ticklish or something?”, George grinned.

“No, idiot.”, Sapnap huffed, then giggled and tried to turn away as George stupidly licked at his lips. “George!”, he cried. They laughed as they wrestled lightly. “Show me properly!”, he whined.

“This is properly!”, George grinned wickedly as he pressed down Sapnap’s shoulders and licked at his lips. Sapnap shoved him away with a cry of disgust and George buried his face in his neck, giggling hysterically. He nuzzled in, pleased with his idiocy. Sapnap wiped his mouth and laughed, squirming a little.

Maybe things weren’t all that different. George was still that unpredictable charming asshole. His best friend. An idiot. Sapnap’s heart swelled at the uncontrollable giggles pouring from George. His thinner body was shaking in his arms on top of him. His own skin buzzed with the excitement of kisses and tickling. Of getting to hold the other man in his arms. Too many layers between them, so many years, but somehow it was perfect.

Sapnap cried out as he felt a tongue swipe up his neck, too wet and much to be hot, just George trying to be gross. Meanly, he grabbed George’s terribly sensitive sides and smirked as the man nearly collapsed on top of him with a wail. Hysterical in seconds, George jerked away and fell off Sapnap’s body with an ‘oof’.

“You’re an idiot.”.

“You’re an idiot!”, George replied squeakily.

The rest of the night was filled with breathless laughter and insults as they wrestled in Sapnap’s bed. Tangled in the blankets and stupidity.

———————————-

In an instant, Sapnap flipped George and pinned him to the bed. George giggled hysterically.

“Hey!! Was that not the right answer?”.

“That’s it? Just like that, we are dating?”, Sapnap asked suspiciously, nosing around George’s face.

“Yes! Obviously!! Now get off!!”, he squeaked through his giggles, scrunching away. But, Sapnap was far too excited now. He peppered kisses around George’s warm cheeks and eyes and jaw until he was full on laughing at the ticklish affection. “Sapnap, please!!!”. But, he was just so addicting. And his, apparently.

#summer sfw snippet #lee!sapnap #lee!georgenotfound #ler!georgenotfound #snf tickle #snf kiss #snf #ler!sapnap

[yushox]

PERFORM FOR YOU

~♥~

He never thought he'd visit such a place, but dare is a dare, and he doesn't back out of those unless he knows he'd get harmed by the dare.

The performers haven't come out yet so he goes to grab a simple beer, not crazy about alcohol in the first place.

He likes the dj's music choices. Realising that they simply put on some warmup music.

Eventually the owner comes out, dj getting ready at their station.

"Welcome ladies, gentlemen and everyone else. Today you will be graced with three new performers, Rosethorn, Timebomb and White Gold. Unfortunately out previous performer Insomniac had to leave and as you all know this place was closed for training reasons for six months. Thank you all for your patience and loyalty. We hope you will all be entertained tonight. Have fun."

The dj starts a song and a pretty woman in a rose croptop, miniskirt, ripped stockings and higheels comes out. Her performance is good, but doesn't interest him in the slightest. She cleans off the pole a little bit, making sure to make it seem like a performance as well, before leaving. She ends up making quite alot of tips, a dedicated cleaner comes to pick up the money on the floor while stage lighting is turned off.

"That was Rosethorn, she is straight unfortunately for the ladies in the audience, so you may only look. Next up we have Timebomb, our most energetic performer, he is off limits unless he explicitly likes you, prices are listed on the screen above the bar."

He checks the prices and whistles, that's quite the sum for a newbie. But he figures it seems weird because he has never been in this kind of place before.

Sapnap sits more upright when the performer comes out "Karl...?", looks like Sap didn't know his boyfriend did this as a career. He looks upset.

Karls performance is exactly as the owner of the place has said - full of energy. He ends up having bets made on him, but while acting like he doesn't know the other he, chooses Sapnap.

Sapnap stands and looks at Dream apologizingly before leaving with Karl to a private room.

"Timebomb was great huh. Thank you for liking him this much, he was our last choice, but it clearly was worth it to hire him. Next up, we have White Gold, our most experienced performer, it's his first time doing this kind of a career, but he will show his experience with flexibility you might see for the first time in your lives."

Dream sits ramrod straight as the announced performer comes out and makes a few walks around the pole. Their eyes meet, brilliant sky blue watching bright green, just for a second or two.

He swears the performer smiles and winks at him. But they start their performance too quickly for him to be sure.

He glances at the price and quickly presses a button on his phone, knowing very well that Sapnap will be angry with him essentially going broke for the rest of the month.

Then Punz goes upside down near the ceiling, holding onto the pole with just his leg, using the rest of his body to strike the poses that leave Dream a melting mess.

And then the dancer lets himself drop almost all the way to the floor, head first. Dream could hear the audience gasp in surprise ower the loud music.

They, just like a slinky, fold and stand upright, doing a couple more walks around the pole before striking the one pose that makes Dream lose his mind.

"Well, it's clear as day you all liked the performer. But, unfortunately, only one of you will be getting a private performance of your choice. Todays highest bidder for White Gold is.. sitting at table 14! White Gold will ecort you to your private room shortly."

That's the man at the table besides his, disappointedly he sighs, mood souring.

"Actually," the dancer speaks "someone else in the audience caught my eye. Even though you placed the highest bid table 14, I frankly have not even the slightest interest in doing this for a random for my first day at work. So wait until next time."

The owner doesn't look happy, but sighs "Bidder at table 14, your money will be returned to you in the morning."

"I chose the man in green hoodie at table 13. With the condition that he doesn't bid and is okay with me not choosing him for the rest of the year." The performer smiles.

The owner looks happier after checking how much Dream bid "The performer will escort you shortly table 13."

Lets just say Dream is definitely happy about this, grabbing his jacket and bag, quickly following his escort to a small, almost cramped, room that smells of cigarettes.

He blushes brightly at the display of various toys, and notices the pole in the corner.

"You're adorable you know that?" White Gold says smirking.

He swallows.

"Tell me, what should I perform for you?"

~♥~

;D

#dream was taken #punz #drunz #pole dancing #strip club implied #sfw #we don't discriminate in my blog #oneshot #suggestive implications #ambiguous ending #hannahxxrose #karl jacobs #sapnap #karlnap #georgenotfound implied #just newbies showing off the final product of their training #YushoxStuff

[dnfao3tags]

have u got any soft fluffy oneshots ?

course

fluff oneshots

— Only Angel by hendollana (teen | comp. | 2k)

Dream loves pet names, it turns out George does too.

— winners pov by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 1k)

“So,” Dream breathes over the cheers from the crowd below, “we won.” “We won.” “Can I get that kiss now?” “What?”

— Pink Starburst by isntitlovely (gen | comp. | 14k)

The five times George knew his coworker was good with kids, and the day he finally realized he's in love with him.

— you're on my mind (and leaning a little too close) by effervescentwolf (teen | comp. | 9k)

Dream thinks about kissing his best friend for the first time, and then he can't seem to stop thinking about it.

— 505 by galesofsong, vividoddity (gen | comp. | 2k)

what happens when dream goes in for a septum piercing and gets more than what he bargained for?

— sunshine radio by sootified (teen | comp. | 1k)

"We are not adopting that," George announces, crossing his arms against his chest as he stares at the ragged cat that Dream has cradled in his arms. "No. No way."

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[timelimez]

i give it up to you (i surrender)

Saying that there are butterflies in his stomach doesn’t even begin to cover the feeling. Dream’s chest is tight with anticipation, with nerves and excitement and maybe a little fear. As much as he tries to convince himself that it isn’t a big deal, that this will be just like what meeting Sapnap was like, he knows that just isn’t true. This is George. This is different.

Or

dnf meetup but dream is a pining, lovesick idiot. and george is genderqueer bc i said so !

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38790642/chapters/96996105

#dnf #dnf fanfic #dreamnotfound #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #lime write #sfw

[brett-is-afraid]

I finally completed the very first request I ever received. This was sent to me over two years ago. (submitted on 6/2/21)

Request: Dream and his nephew/niece (<6 years old) are on the way to visit their uncle Sapnap but they get distracted by a candy store on the way. The kid begs Dream to go in, claiming that they need a gift to give to their uncle. Dream reluctantly goes in and the kid is ecstatic. He’s fairly annoyed by this detour since he wants to hurry up and see Sapnap but he’d be more annoyed if the shopkeeper wasn’t as cute as he was. [up to you to fill in the blanks :)]

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Dream was exhausted. They’d been walking to Sapnap’s house for what seemed like hours, despite the walk only being twenty-five minutes. Josie had wanted to stop at numerous places which meant either taking a detour or fighting her on not stopping. At four years old, she was infinitely curious about things and she’d unfortunately inherited the family stubbornness. 

The final stop was a candy store that Dream didn’t even know was there. If he had known, he would’ve avoided it at all costs, but Josie noticed. She was trying to drag him towards it as fast as she could and Dream debated telling her no. They didn’t need to stop and get candy, they were already running behind schedule. 

“We need to get something for Sapnap!” She insisted, trying to convince Dream that going to the store was not only a good idea, but also a necessity. It made him smile a bit and he had to admit, he was easy to manipulate. That had him folding, deciding maybe it wasn’t that bad to take a quick stop in. 

“Okay, but we have to be quick. Just a few minutes,” Dream told her and opened the door for her, letting her run up to the counter. At the counter, there stood easily the prettiest man Dream had ever seen. He looked up and smiled when he heard the door chime, a lot shorter than Dream with dark hair and eyes to match. 

“Welcome,” He greeted them and smiled down at Josie as she approached the counter. “My name’s George, how can I help you today?” He asked as Dream moved to stand next to her as well. Before he could answer, Josie took it upon herself to do it. 

“Hi! I’m Josie. We’re getting a gift for my uncle,” She informed him, but it was very clear she was interested in it for herself and less for Sapnap. “Probably lots of it,” She told him dutifully and Dream barely bit back a laugh at the words. 

“Oh! Well, maybe you need to try out some different ones and see what he’d like?” George had a knowing smile on his face. “Let me grab you a little sample tray,” George offered and reached beneath the counter, pulling out a small container that had a few individual compartments. Dream couldn’t help smiling as he watched him piling various, brightly colored candies into the tray before offering it to her. 

“Thank you. We appreciate it,” Dream was kicking himself mentally. Great conversationalist, he thought to himself. George made him feel like every sentence was jumbled up into his head. He tried to think of something smooth to say. “So, uh. Do you like working here?” He asked and yeah, way to go. That was so much better. 

“I love it,” George nodded as Dream’s niece ate the various candies, making a noise of approval or disapproval with each one. Most ended up being approved. “It can get a little hectic, you know? But it’s fun. All the kids that come through are adorable too, you know? Most are anyway. Is this your daughter?” Dream shook his head. 

“No, no. Nothing like that, she’s just my niece. Don’t have any kids unless you count my cat,” Dream laughed and that made George smile brightly. “I can show you a picture,” Dream decided to run with it when he saw George seemed interested. It wasn’t hard to find a picture of Patches on his phone, most of them were of her. “This is Patches,” He showed him a picture of her. She was laid in a sunbeam, stretched out and fast asleep, her belly exposed to the sun. 

“She’s so cute! Oh my god,” George fawned over her and Dream felt his heart racing a bit more. God, he was really down bad for this guy. “Cats are one of my favorites, you know? They’re adorable. She looks-” George was cut off by Josie speaking up, tugging at Dream’s sleeve and talking a bit too loudly. 

“Do you have a crush on him?” She asked Dream and he wanted to melt right into the floor at that moment. Normally, he loved the way kids asked whatever they were thinking. It was mortifying now. George laughed quietly, hiding his smile behind his hand. Dream was fumbling with his words, starting his answer at least four times before changing it. Honestly, what was he meant to say to that, especially right in front of George? 

“I can give you my number if you’d like it,” George spoke up, thankfully saving Dream from himself. He’d trip over his words all day if George hadn’t said something. He nodded at the offer and George grabbed a piece of paper, writing down his number and passing it off to him. 

“Hey,” Josie said suddenly, tugging much more aggressively on his sleeve now. She seemed to have had a realization about something and was desperate to get it out. “If you get married, we can have candy all the time,” She told him in the most matter of fact, hopeful tone he’d ever heard. Dream’s cheeks burned an even brighter red, but he luckily found the right words himself this time around. 

“Marriage is a long way away, honey. Besides, I mean. You know your mom would never let you eat that much candy,” Dream laughed, shaking his head and trying to get the conversation away from the idea of marrying George. Again, George didn’t seem put off. Dream would be thankful for that for the rest of his life. 

“Tell you what. Why don’t you go pick out a treat?” George offered her and she seemed very thrilled with that idea. “And it’ll be on the house this time,” George smiled and Josie was hurrying off before they had the opportunity to say another word. She saw her opportunity and wasn’t going to give George time to rethink it. 

“You really don’t have to do that,” Dream assured him while Josie was off looking at the different candies. George just shook his head, not letting the conversation be up for debate. “Well, thank you. We really appreciate it,” And God, why did he keep saying that? He figured it had worked well enough before. If it got George's number, it couldn’t be too bad. 

“It’s really not a problem. I’m happy to do it,” George promised. “And you know, I’m here pretty much every day until three. Just in case you wanna stop in and buy some more candy,” George smiled and Dream already knew he’d be taking him up on that offer. He’d never been this excited to go to a candy store.

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