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#he just knows
zarla-s · 2 months
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lyrichi · 1 month
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mc: you remind me of that one mean girls song...
mammon, side eyeing mc: ......which one..?
mc: oh shit what's the name of it.. Uh... da-da-da-da-da -- stupid with- Stupid with love!
mammon, offended: I- no- how dare you compare me with Cady-
mc: it's cause your stupid and in love
mammon: what??
mc, dramatically: and I'm Aaron, the camera is revolving around me
mc, being more dramatic: and then I dip you and kiss you like in that other song from the new movie
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maxsix · 2 months
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beanghostprincess · 1 month
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Luffy notices Sanji often pulls his hair/digs his nails into his arms/bites his lips too hard when he is stressed so he offers that he does it but with his arms instead since he is made of rubber and won't feel a thing. And now every time Sanji harms himself Luffy just appears out of nowhere and becomes his fidget toy while they spend time together
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justwannabecat · 1 year
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Danny x Jason
The Batfam think that their relationship is unhealthy, they end up fighting nearly every time they hang out together! They go home, STILL FIGHTING, only to act as if nothing happened the day after!
(To the two of them, though, half-dead as they are, this is foreplay. And when they end up having to explain that… oh boy. At least they weren’t the only ones uncomfortable.)
Inspired by The Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer
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Lando being the key witness to lestappen
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atsushi is distinctively aware of the moment that dazai starts looking at him as a genuine friend, the moment he becomes irreplaceable not becuz he's ada and the ada cannot be replaced to dazai but just as him as atsushi
he's weirdly attuned to people liking him a lot more, he's not sure why -- perhaps its becuz he himself likes these people and he's unconsciously watching and waiting for the small signs
but one day he wakes up and makes kyouka breakfast and smiles to himself becuz he knows kyouka has realized that she sees him as the sibling he sees her
he can tell when kunikida grows to care for him beyond a subordinate he can tell when junichiro and him start hanging out just becuz and not to get to know each other cuz atsushi is a newbie or becuz of their ages
so naturally, one day, after a mission he looks over at akutagawa and Realizes (he thinks he should be weirded out, but honestly it's really cute)
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oasis-of-stars-4 · 4 months
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Barty: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? Dorcas: What the hell!? Barty: Oh, sorry, my bad. Barty, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? Dorcas, whispering: Of course. What do you need?
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gotylocks · 7 months
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A friend of mine told me he watched Bottoms purely because of my dedication to getting the word out about it which was very nice before he read me to absolute filth
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ridiasfangirlings · 2 months
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Misaki crushing and dipping vegetables in sauce so Saruhiko is, in his point of view, clueless about the vegetables.
This reminds me of the story from the Tweets book where Kuroh crushes up all the veggies to try and hide them from Fushimi XD Imagine Yata in his kitchen surrounded by several bushels of vegetables, along with a whole bunch of different sauces and spices and a bunch of kitchen equipment, it looks almost like a science lab. Carefully Yata begins to slice the vegetables as thinly as he can and then further chopping them down even smaller. He grabs a food processor and mixes them all together even more. Then he dumps the mixture into some sauce he’s set up in a bowl, carefully mixing everything together. He pours that into a pan and adds some noodles and meat and then takes a small taste, trying to be sure that there’s not even a small hint of vegetable. Once he’s satisfied he grabs a few more veggies and starts the whole process again, this time coating some fried chicken with the vegetable sauce. Some hours later Yata has cleaned up every trace of vegetable as Fushimi comes over for dinner, Yata smiling as he’s like look I made the kind of food you like, all meat and absolutely no vegetables. This makes Fushimi vaguely suspicious but he doesn’t see or smell any vegetables so he carefully takes a taste as Yata watches with baited breath. Fushimi finally mumbles ‘good’ and Yata internally cheers (until Fushimi adds ‘except for the sauce’ and starts trying to wipe it off his food).
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meep-meep-richie · 1 year
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“ I had dinner with Eddie last night.”
I just pretend this was a date without Taylor being there
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suaimhneas-gairid · 8 months
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he has to have a fucking alert on his phone that tells him he's not trending or something this is ridiculous
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hejustcancelledit · 11 months
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And Finn's reply
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Finn gets us so well, incredible
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chaos-potat · 20 days
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Will Wood is messing me up, the songs too closely apply to some characters me and my cousin made, their relationship is messy and they're both traumatized and GODDD HE KNOWS IN WHAT WAYSSS
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1eos · 3 months
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leo def knows how much hyuk weighed when he was born
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imthatwannabeauthor · 7 months
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