#he lives by the shirt ;)

[temeyes]

im asking the important questions here, shut up!!

#soap would not survive!!! i mean i think he'd tolerate it but he'd be sweating like a sinner in church #like if y'all think about it.. he was the only mfer wearing a t-shirt in Las Almas................... #and he's canonically a “snowy mountain” kinda vacation guy. so yeah.. he can't live here with me... #man i was literally so upset the entire day because of how HOT IT WAS #it's like 3:30am rn and it's still kinda warm like???????? #my art #2024 #call of duty #call of duty: modern warfare #call of duty: modern warfare ii #call of duty: modern warfare iii #cod #cod mw #cod mwii #cod mwiii #modern warfare #mw #mw2 #mw3 #tf141 #task force 141 #141 #gaz cod #ghost cod #price cod #soap cod #art #fanart #digital art #digital drawing

[budgieflitter]

tankjohnny but they're like in their 40s and divorced and depressed and trying to figure shit out

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE @jules-cant-build 💕💕💕💕💕

#the sims 2 #ts2 #sims 2 #tank grunt #johnny smith #tankjohnny #typical male living space alright #johnny must continue the family tradition of aloha shirts and he's serving. tbh. #we love tankjohnny in this house btw

[sctumsempra]

androgynous summer snape but make them sleepy!!!

#severus snape #snape #pro snape #snape fanart #procreate #sketch #he’s always exhausted/tired/sleepy regardless of how much he sleeps 2me #the vibes of napping in the living room because it’s the coolest room in your old house are unmatched #girl help i’m projecting onto him again #reached the point of having so many thoughts about him where i end up mentally the meme of patrick star with a board nailed to his head #he deserves a full afternoon couch nap in an oversized t shirt and pajama shorts idc

[transjudas]

One of the hardest things about watching LOTMS is seeing Gerard in crisis and seeing those around him who love him doing their best to look out for him. And the past year we’ve gotten to see that same love and support while they seem to be doing so much better coping with things even through the pandemic. Because no matter how you’re coping, having friends by your side there for you is everything. (x, x)

#i don't really gif those moments cause they're legit awful but this specific few seconds like... i think about it a lot #cause brushing the gravel and dirt off gerard's shirt is... in the grand scheme of things with what was happening... so little and inconsequ #ential #but it's something he could do at the time and it's gentle and he's there #and now 20 years later he's still there #and gerard is STILL HERE #and he can comfort him and support him and love him and he can see how he's recovered and grown and lived #ANYWAY THIS POST IS AN EXORCISM FOR ME #gerard way #frank iero #addiction cw #alcoholism cw #mcr #mcredit #lotms #my chemical romance

[hegory-grousing]

felt compelled to draw mr dr fruity malpractice from memory and put him in this extremely good @shiftythrifting shirt. it's so him. plus sneaky peek of the sketch for my next painting ehehe ohoho

#if it looks like he's looking at Foreman and Considering. he is. he's about to live up to that shirt. #house md #house md fanart #hate crimes md #greg house #eric foreman #house #foreman #fanart #sillyposting #slugs posts #slugs art

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie definitely wears a sleep shirt and nothing else to bed. It pools around his thighs, and the neck hole is too stretched out. The front is covered in stains. Some of its coffee, some of it food stains. It's hard to tell what the other stains are. It definitely used to be a white shirt. There was a faint outline on the shirt as if it used to have a picture on it. It might have been Garfield.

Well, Steve was dropping off something for Max when he decided to check in on Eddie and maybe return his vest. They had gotten a new, fancy two bedroom trailer after Vecna. It was really nice, Steve thought as he climbed the steps with Eddie's vest clutched in his chest. He knocked on the door, and Eddie answered it wearing the shirt. His hair was in a messy bun that looked like he had been wearing it for days.

"Hey, Stevie," Eddie grinned.

"Hey, I was stopping by Max's, I thought I would return your vest," Steve said, staring at him.

He really shouldn't, but this look of Eddie's. . . It was really sexy. Steve blinked owlishly at him.

"Thanks," Eddie said, taking the vest. "Um, what? Do I have something on my face?"

"Uh, you have a cheeto in your hair," Steve said.

Eddie reached up, took it out, sniffed it, and popped it into his mouth. A fluttering of affection filled his chest, and Steve wanted to shake his head. Suddenly, Wayne Munson's voice floated from somewhere inside.

"Goddamnit, Eddie, throw that shirt out!" Wayne hollered.

Eddie turned around to yell at him, and Steve’s blush deepened. There was a smattering of holes spreading across the end of the shirt as though it had gotten snagged on something. Eddie's ass was showing.

"No, I shan't, Uncle Wayne!"

"At least put on some underwear, boy!"

"I like a nice breeze under there, Uncle Wayne!"

Eddie started bending his knees in a sort of half squats.

"Steve doesn't want to see your ass, son!"

"You don't know him! Flat asses might just be his thing!"

Oh, if only he knew.

"I'm in love with you," Steve blurted out.

"Good news, Uncle Wayne! My shirt has attracted a mate! I'm not getting rid of this shirt now! Just when I was thinking about throwing it out," Eddie said cheerfully.

"Son," Wayne said, appearing in the doorway. "You couldn't have told him some other time?"

"Uh. . .sorry?"

#stranger things #eddie munson #stranger things s4 #joseph quinn #eddie stranger things #eddie munson lives #steve harrington #steddie #steve x eddie #steve harrington x eddie munson #wayne munson #steve loves a grungy metalhead #eddie loves a neat jock #they wouldn't change a thing #wayne supports his boy #he just wants that shirt to go #steddie fanfiction #steddie ficlet

[dagss]

overalls!!!!!!

#i did the flower shirt i had to do the overalls #he's such a cutie i can't handle it #one piece live action #one piece #opla #amy passion gifs #monkey d. luffy

[yrsonpurpose]

@rwrbmovie & @rwrbsource’s rwrbweek day 5 | fashion ❉ henry + casual clothes

#rwrb #rwrbedit #red white and royal blue #rwrbweek #mine* #userninz #userveronika #usersteen #chrissiewatts #rwrbweek* #mayhaps an obvious one #but him being only in casual clothes when he's with alex!!! #deserved to see more of him in that pink shirt from the forest #in the sequel when we see more of casual!henry come through #bc he's shedded the Prince Henry exterior and is living his best henry fox life

[tiddygame]

ghost’s civilian wardrobe is nothing but hawaiian shirts. soap is in utter disbelief the first time he sees it. ghost says they’re good bc:

it’s so fucking ugly, no one can stand to look at it for too long so he doesn’t draw attention

No one thinks the ghost would wear something so bright and stupid meaning he’s completely under cover every time he’s on leave

they’re cheap and an easy thrift

but he just really fucking likes how goddamn ugly they are

…

at least, that’s what he tells soap. and himself. in reality, they were always tommy’s thing. he always wore them to the point everyone knew that the safest gift to get him was the ugliest patterned shirts they could find. in every family photo, tommy was the easiest to spot with the brightest eye sore worn proudly with a smile.

after that cold night in december, all of their stuff was either donated or thrown away.

one day, ghost was thrift shopping (because even though now he had more money, habits from being raised in a poor home die hard) and saw one of them. he froze. at first, he thought it was just one that looked similar. but when he inspected it, it even had that old tear tommy had gotten simon to fix and sew up for him.

he grabbed it in a daze. he searched every rack in that store and found a few more hawaiian shirts. if they were tommy’s or not didn’t matter. he bought them. for days, he hunted through every thrift store in town buying every stupid patterned shirt he saw.

knowing that the few shirts he collected was the only thing he had left of his baby brother finally broke him. he probably looked insane, sitting in his old beat up pickup truck, surrounded by shopping bags from different stores, crying into a yellow and orange button up with flowers on it, and one sewn up tear on the sleeve. but it was tommy’s. and it was all he had.

at first, they were hidden away in a box. he lied to himself that it was because he wanted to keep them safe, but in reality, he couldn’t look at them without either wanting to cry or punch holes in the wall.

but, one christmas, he finally pulls his head out of his ass and grabs them. visits the cemetery in a stupid yellow and orange monstrosity of a shirt and complains that tommy couldn’t have had a better fashion sense.

he wears another when he has to go grocery shopping. and again when he runs errands. and again. and again. and again.

the first time one of them got something on it, he almost cried and pulled every trick his mother taught him about removing stains. the shadow of it persisted but the pattern covered most of it.

eventually, they became a staple of his wardrobe.

years later, soap watched ghosts careful routine he had for washing the shirts. they were always washed separately on delicate and air dried with routine inspections for any holes or tears. it would click later, when finding an old family photo, one with a young boy on simon’s shoulders and another man next to him in a familiar yellow and orange shirt, that perhaps simon hadn’t been entirely truthful when he said he just liked them.

simon was scared the first time soap did his laundry, but johnny always washed them with the same level of care, following the exact same routine. he still made fun of him (lovingly, of course), saying that crimes against fashion must run in the family.

…

and further down the line, years later, they will be old and graying with wrinkles, wearing matching hawaiian shirts. johnny will complain about how ugly they are yet will still wear it happily (and tune out simon reminding him that it was johnnys idea to start matching)

#he also wears those skull and wolf shirts tucked in with a studded belt purely for the despair in soaps eyes #soap fell in love with a fashion disaster and ghost will spend the rest of their lives making him regret it #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #call of duty #ghoap #soapghost #ghostsoap #i can’t tell if this is nice sappy or hallmark cash grab sappy #sorry if it’s hallmark cash grab sappy

[cyncerity]

people really liked the tits clip apparently, so here’s a clip of the theater breaking down and being unable to play the movie properly

#hey if you’re part of this fan base and reblog please add more specific tags i have no idea what people use for this kind of stuff #also his shirt has rats on it which i didn’t see until i was literally less than half a foot away from him #i didn’t say hi cause i was at the merch table and he was behind it gathering his own stuff and i didn’t want to bother him #especially cause he was about to do a meet and greet but yeah they’re rats and that’s awesome #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw #chris dunne #the real will wood #trww #the real will wood live

[seonghwasblr]

One chance is all I ask!!

Random Seonghwa sets [3/∞]

#ateezedit #atzsource #ateez #seonghwa #*m.gif #*seonghwa #heyfio #lucieblr #lunanuggets #usertheos #forbelleseyes #tuseral #cheytermelon #melontrack #aleksbestie #anniehae #kpopccc #malegroupsnet #gifs #this is just from a random yt live because i liked the shirt and it reminded me of the matz vlive where he also wore this kind of shirt lol

[lesbiradshaw]

Jacob Elordi on the set of Saturday Night Live

#hes so princess #i want that shirt #white man you have bewitched me… #jacob elordi #saturday night live #snl #felix catton #noah flynn

[rizsu]

"let me introduce you to—" satoru stops, sneaking his foot under the changing room's curtain. "the best shirt you've ever seen!"

aggressively shoving the curtain aside, he stands with two hands on his hip, showing off the excellent yellow polkadot and kiwi-patterned shirt. to satoru, he scored the entire gold mine. to you, it's the ugliest shirt that's ever been in your vision.

not wanting to burst his bubble, you lie through your teeth, "it's wonderful. i love it!"

"what a terrible liar," he pouts, knowing that you're standing there lying to his face.

"i'm not lying! seriously, i love your... pretty shirt!" you lied again.

satoru puts his hands down, sighing as he unbuttoned his shirt. "i know, i know. not everyone understands art."

you looked at him with squinted eyes. quick to attack him, you reply, "don't push it, kiwi galore."

moving his fingers to mimic talking, he exits the changing room, holding dearly onto his beloved shirt. only god knows what its destiny's going to be if it ends up in your palms. many times he's brought home matching versions of the ugly shirts and many times its female matching pair went missing.

"one day i'm gonna replace your closet with my shirts and you'll end up learning to appreciate REAL art," emphasizing on his words, satoru focuses on retrieving his card to pay for the items.

accepting his card with a "thanks," you placed all items on the counter, ignoring his presence.

"would you want separate bags or all together?" the cashier asks.

"all together, please," you replied.

"wait," satoru intervenes. "can you put my shirts separate?"

you shot a glare at him, knowing he's going to repeat the same "real art" sentences again.

"i want my real art pieces away from the modern day simplicity." and so he proves your statements to be true.

"satoru, those ugly shirts aren't from the renaissance artworks."

"well they are now! you're just jealous."

you sighed again, looking back at the cashier with an apologetic face.

"don't worry, it's no problem," the cashier reassures you. "i also think the shirts are true art."

"please don't encourage his behaviour—"

"real people recognizes real art," satoru cuts you off, extending one arm to wipe his tears as the other shakes the cashier's.

#+ rizsu: jujutsu kaisen. #i'd like to think he loves those ugly shirts #but like not as a joke #he LOVES them with all his heart #“babe isnt this cute?” n then its a live laugh lemonade shirt #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x reader #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #gojo fluff #gojo drabble #jjk drabbles

[moved-2-koiranliha]

i love being able to draw whatever i want

#vashwood #tristamp #trigun stampede #trigun #vash the stampede #nicolas d wolfwood #wolfwood #trigun wolfwood #wolfwood trigun #vash trigun #trigun vash #spaghetti art #the i'm he's he'm i's shirts live rent free in my head at all times

[petite-phthora]

So about that dinner…

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first... murder? - part 2]

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Part 1

Ao3

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Danny lets out a long groan as he enters his apartment.

He’s dead tired— hehe, ‘dead’ tired— due to an exhausting schoolday and having been unable to fall back asleep last night after what happened.

So sure, he might have started having a panic attack when he got back to his apartment when what he had just done had finally fully sunken in.

And he might have spiraled even more, even going as far as to try and trap himself in a Fenton thermos, thinking he was back on the path to becoming Dan.

Luckily for him, a green sticky note, left by his favorite unnecessarily cryptic mentor, appeared.

It let him know that he is no more on the path to becoming Dan than prior to the incident and that the actions he had taken that night, while vexatious, were necessary for the betterment of the timeline.

Whatever that means.

By the time he had come to terms with his actions enough to stop spiraling and remember that he has school soon. He checked the time, noticing that he only had a few minutes left until his next class started.

Which meant he had to sprint to his classes and start the day off already tired and emotionally drained. He hadn’t even been able to at least get a coffee beforehand. And so he spent the rest of the day fighting to stay awake during his lessons, sporting eye bags big enough to carry the weight of his sins.

Danny glances at the space-themed clock on the wall that Jazz had gotten him as a housewarming gift. 6 pm. He should probably get started on dinner.

Deciding to go with something simple, as he simply does not have the energy for anything fancy right now, Danny opens the cupboard and grabs the first thing he sees: a box of mac n cheese. Danny rubs his eyes and squints at the box, trying to read the instructions when he gets interrupted by a knock.

…

On his window.

…

Danny turns around to see Red Hood at his window, outside of his 3rd-floor apartment. He pauses before shrugging it off. Stranger things have happened. He sets the box down and makes his way over to the window. He opens the window once he reaches it, only to come face to face with a bouquet of sweet peas, the colors ranging from white and pink to lavender.

Oh, those are his favorite.

He gingerly takes the flowers before looking over the top of the bouquet at the person who handed them to him. Ah, yes. The crime lord. Who had seen him commit murder.

Danny stares at him, debating on whether he should ask him what he’s doing here or thank him for the flowers. Red Hood speaks up before Danny can make a decision.

“So about that dinner… ” He trails off, tone laced with hope and a slight nervousness.

“Right.” Danny nods with understanding, despite not having a clue what Red Hood was talking about, his joke the night before having slipped from his mind.

“I’ve got the entire night planned out for us. First, we’ll have dinner at Pete’s. They recently rebuilt and they have this amazing cannoli, you have to try it sometime.

“And then after dinner, we’ll go to the Gotham Observatory—“

Danny, not even questioning how the crime lord found out where he lives and that he loves space, cuts him off in excitement.

“Wait! Isn’t that the one with the crystal powered telescope?”

Red Hood nods and holds out a hand to him expectantly.

Danny stares at the hand for a moment before shrugging, setting the flowers down on a table, and taking the offered hand. He lets Red Hood lead him out of his own window.

Once Red Hood has helped him down to the ground and led him to his motorcycle, it dawns on Danny he’s going on a date(?) with a known crime lord— or wasn’t it former crime lord now?

Well, who was Danny to refuse a trip to the observatory and some good cannoli?

Who knows, he might even get a new boyfriend out of it.

---

Red Hood takes his helmet off and sets it down on the table between them so he can eat.

Danny tries not to stare too much but damn, he’s handsome, even if he’s still wearing the mask.

Danny takes a bite of his food to try and distract himself, idly noting that ohhh, this is some good spaghetti. He'll have to try the cannoli if it's as good as their pasta.

Red Hood is the one to start the conversation.

“Hey, so, since we didn’t get to talk more last night, I still wanted to thank you for your service to the city”

“My what?”

“I’ve been wanting to kill that insane clown for years now.” Red Hood continues.

“And while I’m a little disappointed that I didn’t get to end his miserable existence myself, I’m so glad he’s finally gone. So, thank you” he says, looking Danny right in the eye with an earnest expression.

Feeling a mix of flustered at the heavy gaze that’s on him, and confused by the other’s words, Danny stammers out a bewildered “You’re… welcome?”

Red Hood nods at him before continuing.

“And you don’t have to worry about others finding out if you don’t want them to. I ain’t a snitch, and I’ll try to keep the Bats off your back the best I can.”

Danny gives him a nod in gratitude.

“Though honestly, I’d doubt you’d have to deal with much trouble even if people did know it was you who got rid of him.

“The Joker has done a lot of horrid shit and caused a lot of grief for Gotham over the years. He’s had it coming for a long time now, so don’t even feel too bad about it. It might even become a local holiday when his death comes out!”

However, something Red Hood had said stood out to Danny. He stiffens before blurting something out in a tone that sounded even more panicked than when he accidentally killed the clown.

“THAT CLOWN I PUNCHED WAS THE JOKER?!”

#dp x dc #dp x dc fic #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #danny: oh no! i killed a random clown :( #red hood: yo dude thanks for killing the joker :) #danny: i killed the joker?! (:0 #red hood: *nodding* and the world is a better place for it #danny didn't even acknowledge just who it was he was punching #he just registered 'clown' and 'being kidnapped' and freaked #afterwards he was too focused on the fact that he forgot to reign in his ghost strength and so accidentally killed the kidnapper #also red hood: *seeing the space-themed living room and the nasa shirt the twink is wearing* thank god the info i gathered was accurate #oh and i did look up flower meanings and flower color meanings so do with that info what you will #it's nothing special or secret but just a nice little detail ig #dead on main #dead on main ship

[yuviur]

And then, Henry is holding them really tight, more for his security than theirs, and he walks out of the dungeon (ep 42)

I cannot be the only one who cried when the twins climbed Henry and sat on his shoulders like two loving pauldrons 🥺

#I am NOT ready for the next episode #also he is so strong for carrying two 12 year-olds like that #and now some design notes yayy #the string visible under Henry's shirt is a necklace with the birthstones of the four of them (he tucks it under his shirt to keep it safe) #Lark is on Henry's right shoulder and Sparrow's on his left if it's unclear (you can barely see the ends of their tattoos) #I think the twins have had different haircuts throughout their lives to keep things simple for their parents #after the events of S1 Lark buzzed his hair to further himself from Henry and Sparrow let his grow out (I'm working on their S2 designs rn) #Lark has a black toe from kicking something too hard #Sparrow and him used to have matching bead bracelets but Lark's got ripped during the pyramid incident #Sparrow offered him his but Lark wouldn't take it #also these trees do not look like oaks and especially not the same one but it was so ugly when I tried to do that so shhh #this was actually my first dndads fanart but it was left in my sketchbook for MONTHS before I decided to digitalize it... #so I actually sketched it the moment I heard the ep and before Deck Picks which makes me lose it #anyway! #my art #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s1 #dndaddies #dndads odyssey #henry oak #sparrow oak #lark oak #sparrow oak garcia #lark oak garcia