#he was so insensitive wtf

[sinukiyo]

“Nina, has it ever occurred to you that maybe…you weren’t meant to exist?”

Me in my head:

#he was so insensitive wtf #soc nina #nina zenik #six of crows matthias #matthias helvar #six of crows #grishaverse #the grisha series #the crows #book memes #bookworm #booklr #bookblr #book quotes #fantasy books #books and reading #ya fantasy #current read #smfh #enemies to lovers

[baked-hylian]

Finished the new season of tdp and man does it feel like they lost some of the better writers

#Characters felt off #situations made no sense at times #consistency was lacking in parts #like it was a cute joke #but Ezran was established as being able to sense Zym #so he should have known he was right beside him on the bridge #some parts were definitely preplanned from earlier seasons #but had elements that just don't make sense #like the camp for the sunfire elves as their home gets rebuilt #but what dumbass human architect would genuinely design a camp that can't have any open flames? #and no one in the crowd calling her out on her insensitive bullshit? #like I know this is geared towards younger kids but they deserve consistency and logic #the best part was Claudia and co's journey #and even that felt clunky with how the characters were written #tbh I'm still hung up on the camp and fire bit #because it kinda just totally flattens the subplot that it's involved with #because it's just so stupid #who designs a camp that can't have fires #like wtf

[itsirk-is-tha-opposite]

The one time i tried to play in en vo after a year of cn vo paimon comes up to me shouts at my ear and tell razor the stuff his parents left him are junk

My mistake is doing it in en vo when diluc isnt around </3

#wtf is this shit! its just junk! #my friend tols me in the cn dub paimon is like #the contents are pretty random... i thought there would at least be a letter #english localization team /neg #but ofc some colourist racist and mean shit said in sumeru are also written by the cn team so 😪😪 #genshin impact #paimon #sumeru #sumeru archon quest #razor #uhhhhhh new event ig #paimon was so insensitive like gah dam #no hate to corina tho paimons character assasination is to blame </3 #mondstatd #weinlesefest genshin #shut up paimon #also dont talk abt dilucs en va he doesnt exsist to me /srs

[bi-moonlight]

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#nura rambles #fuck me up i fucked up aaaaaaa i omg i can't #i was so sure he's gay like it was out of question for me if he's queer and i while rambling about the book i've read and me not rememberin #when i realized i'm bi and i just casually asked him do u remember? when u realised u r gay? and he replied w i'm straight omg i lost #ability to speak or think at that moment tbh i was stunned to silence like surprised cause what?? embarrassed cause i assumed his sexuality #and it was insensitive of me?? and also i was shocked because it's the same person i have a squish on??? and now i'm like??? so is it a cl #crush after all??? crisis mate i'm in crisis #and i didn't have the chance to apologise for if i made it awkward and like for assuming and stuff and now i don't know if i should wait #till tmrw to say it in person or text him today #and i told my friend about this and she was like what u r probably the first person to ask him that straight forward lmao and now i'm #worrying if telling her was somehow wrong but like it's not outing it's literally the opposite #i'm so confused for real #wtf #and he said he thinks he might be ace?? #god that i don't believe in help me #okay i texted him we'll see what he says to my apology🥺

[phantoms-world-and-more]

Dani is hunted by the JL

So dani was traveling around the infinite realms and came across a universe that she and danny would LOVE

Their are super heros, and clones and wizards, and alians

Dani send danny the location of the universe with the caption:THE WORLD OF HEROS AND ALIANS WHICH WILL YOU MEET FIRST

Danny texted her back a voice massage of his screaming the word alians

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So dani was exploring this new universe when she saw asshole.1 berating a teenager about how he's not fit for this life

The asshole.2 chimes in and AGREES with asshole.1, at this point the kid looks upset

and dani could understand teenagers in the superhero business is not the best(she asked) and sometimes tough love is what it takes so she was going to leave

Then she heard asshole.1 say" clones should just be terminated to save everyone problems like this"...

No...dani didnt hold back in teaching asshole.1 a lesson in clone rights via: trial by fist

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But now 3 months later she decided to ask the assholes what they want and why they keep harassing her

She didnt expect a rant about how an unsupervised meta(and a clone asshole.1(whos name is superman WTF is super about him))

Then they all had a meeting about her IN front of her

The options ranged from finding her original to termination to imprisonment to forcing her to be a superhero

They eventually decided to make her a superhero in training...

These people are IDIOTS, if you dont trust her why put her WITH A TEAM, why not just let her leave, the most she did was get payback for the insensitive shit superman was saying but the sheer notion she was a clone was enough to FOECE her into a life she dosent want...

Oh hell no

So when the JL and clones in the background came up to tell her that they decided to give her a chance at "redemption"

She looked then in the eyes, smiled a too sharp smile said

:no

Then she screamed

PAPA

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The next thing anyone knowes is the watchtower is in an unknown location with a person that looked scarily similar to the unknown clone

And then he said

WHY DO YOU HAVE MY DAUGHTER

#hello correctly placed aggression #danny phantom #fic prompt #daily prompt #danny fenton #dc x dp #dp x dc #funny #dc #princess dani #dani phantom #danny is threatening #danny is pissed #asshole superman #superman #the JL are so fucked #they kidnapped the princess #and insulted her baing #phantoms and thinking

[theresamouseinmyhouse]

tbh i do get a little bothered by the notion that tim took the first shot he had to drop out of school because he hated school and didnt wanna do it and all of that bc i feel like it ignores the probably very important context that he dropped out after his dad (as well as steph-or at least, he was led to believe, in the same week) died, also he was in a school shooting. He did attempt to go to a school in bludhaven but the kids there were so wildly insensitive about the shooting that tim dropped out under the pretense of his "uncle" homeschooling him. In his oyl era, he /did/ go back to school, and it provided him some form of normalcy. Tim was a normal kid, he wasnt crazy about school but he still went to school and it helped him feel like a normal kid, something he desperately clung to. He only dropped out again to do his Brucequest, in an era where he was notably Not Doing Well (which. Yeah. he wasnt doing well bc he was like 17 and almost everyone in his support system was dead, he recently had hits put out on him, got blown up, and backstabbed by his not-dead-ex, he couldnt support his theory that bruce was alive and was extremely stressed about that, and he didnt know wtf he was doing. I love him btw.) Basically tim dropping out of school was a signifier that he wasnt doing well and he was giving up on the normality that he tried to cling to and im a bit of a nitpicky person who gets irked by minor things

#robin 1993 #tim drake #red robin 2009 #rambles #Tim Drake wanted to cling to the idea of normal #Including going to school #School shooting mention #Tbh if all the shit that happened to tim happened to me id probably also drop out??? #Like his sorta friend philmont got murdered at school #His friend darla got shot and he gave her corpse cpr (dw she came back as laura fell) #There was that one kid at brentwood who overdosed in meth i think that tim tried to save and couldnt #dc #Just things that i get bothered by a little bit???? #This isnt crit aimed at anyone i literally just had too many thoughts and they had to escape #Tim Drake my beloved

[schneiderenjoyer]

Y'all I'm not even far into the Uluru Games story and I already enjoy the charm of it all. This is technically the first time we're seeing Human Foundation members interacting with arcanists and how much tension there are.

Ezra is so sweet, but clearly dense and lacks the understanding of the greater picture that even if his actions come from a good place, he does still talking like arcanists are meant to be a research study than actual people with sensitivities to being generalized in a blunt scientific way.

While Spathodea's disdain for humans (and the Foundation's oppression) has her perception be defensive and emotional. Even when all her points are understandable, it's sad to see her be just as standoffish to humans as any human would be to arcanists.

The underlying tension is so real here and the fact it's just casually never brought up too much in the story and all in between chaotic humor makes me laugh at how dark and grim things really are for the state of r1999's world. With just how much the Foundation has done everything to contain arcanists in a bubble only meant to serve humanity and how that causes even humans with the best intentions to be viewed as insensitive and unknowing (in a sense, the Foundation also influences humans to be ignorant on just how bad it really is for arcanists)

Also are we going to ignore the fact that Ezra literally used a tranquilizer potion while casually stating it's meant to neutralize both animals and arcanists during hunts in the same breath? (and I'm not just tripping, it's implied that the "hunt" part isn't exclusive to just the animals. Wtf Foundation)

#reverse 1999 #uluru games

[shiranui7]

So... I reached the epilogue party and I have STRONG opinions about what happened in the end. I sacrificed myself turning into a Mind Flyer and destroyed the Absolute. I gave my friends the best endings possible: Wyll, at peace with his father and freed from Mizora, went to Avernus with Karlach, who didn't die and found a way to fix the engine. Gale was freed from the orb, Lae'zel and Orpheus went on their journey to save their people, Astarion got rid of Cazador, Halsin got my help to remove the shadow curse and Shadowheart found out about her true self, rejecting Shar. Everyone I helped during the game wrote me letters to thank me and that was cute. But what did I actually got from all of them?

Astarion: said that he needed time to metabolize the transformation and friendzoned me. Well, ok, let's wait like I did with him. At the party, he asked me if I was still myself. Wtf!? He wasn't rude then and was sorry for what happened to me but..No hugs were offered, despite being my romanced character and he seemed to have decided that I was no longer "lover material". I was distraught as hell.

Lae'zel and Orpheus: weren't physically there but thanked me and swore to remember my deeds. Nice, I can forgive the no hug option.

Wyll: no hug option, just a dialogue about how he's faring in Avernus with Karlach. Meh.

Karlach: happy to see me but immediately commented on my appearance. I can let it slide. Hug option but only if you don't ask her other things. Meh.

Gale: kept making jokes about mind flayers and commented how he was happy to be still himself instead of a damn brain sucker.....pretty insensitive, even though he apologised.

Shadowheart and Halsin: They commented on how much they missed me and offered hugs with no limits. Halsin made me a wooden duck. I hugged them like 4 times each. Best reactions.

Owlbear and Scratch: they recognised me and showed no changes in their demeanour despite my appearance. As always, animals are better than people.

So during our adventure I accepted a blood sucker, two time bombs, a religious fanatic, a brainwashed warrior, a man linked to a Devil and a horny bear dude, but they can't accept ME with a Squid-face? If I were there as my real life self, I would have probably burst into tears and walked away from that farce of a party.

I ended up putting everyone's happiness before mine and what I got in return was getting ostracized. Even in a video game, I still make my real life mistakes. That hurts.😔

#bg3 #bg3 epilogue spoilers #bg3 epilogue #scratch #owlbear #lae'zel #orpheus #Shadowheart #Halsin #Gale #astarion #wyll #karlach #mindflayer tav

[charliesgoodboy]

𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟬. 𝗕. 𝗞𝗔𝗨𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗭

ᴜꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰɪɴɢᴇʀ ᴛᴏ

𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚛 𝚖𝚢 𝚝𝚎𝚊

ke$ha⭐

𝓼𝔂𝓹𝓷𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓼: Jesus, since when did bill get so big and grown up? you could have sworn you bought him when he was so little..

𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻: male

𝓯𝓲𝓬 𝓽𝔂𝓹𝓮: fic + headcanon(?)

𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼: male leaning reader(GIRLS??? I WANNA SEE MEN), bills half snake/hybrid bill, mating season(felt so wrong typing that out), breeding kink(talks of impregnation, mating press), cream pie(wtf bro) double penetration(reptiles have two dicks), clingy bill, marking, reader almost dies cause of bills big ass tail, bro how would you feel if a fat ass snake slept with you in your bed, bill keeps smelling you n shi idk, bill got nipple piercings, google translated german(thats how you know this is booty), belly bulge(?) i don't know

𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗺𝗲𝗹𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲.

the smell of other people all over you it was so nasty, he would never keep his hands from you the moment you'd step in and remove your shoes. the slithering lower half of his would be quick before he'd tower over you— and tightly wrap himself just to make you smell like him home. the strong musk like smell would cover all over your body, getting all over your current clothes and God did he hate when you washed them.

why would you wash what he just worked so hard to put on you? how insensitive could you truly be. he'd like it when you would buy him a shirt or sweater to wear though, "i don't need it." but he would always trick you into wearing it right after him so he could linger onto you longer as he would cling to your body and not let go. clingy bastard.

why would you always speak of others? could you not see the clear annoyance plastered onto his face? "today at work my friend had..bill? you listening?" "no." well it was rude, the only point he'd let you carry on was to the sound of your pretty voice.

he really liked your voice, the way your small whimpers would strain into breathy moans was really his favorite part, when your hands would mindlessly search for his to grab while your back would arch from the damp sheets below the two of you— it was was all he'd think of. "oh fuck..! bill, stop i really can't.." "shh, that smell is still on you— Scheiße, i want it off." the end of his scaley tail would curve around the girth of your length, the slimy feeling spreading slick all over your cock and each time you'd be close he'd taunt you so so much. "why should i let you? you practically hooked with someone else being too close to them..hold it "

he enjoyed cock warming with you. it was a time to where the both of you could be vulnerable to one another. a useless TV show would play into the backround, only one out of two dicks had been plunged inside of you and the other was wet rubbing between your thighs while you would pathetically rub your member together with his, all the while softly riding him at the same time it was a sight to see..your tongue would lick lewdly at his nipple, watching as it perked and as the golden piercing would be filled with saliva.

as clingy as he was especially in the mornings, you'd never have had to call off from it. it was weird, he seriously wouldn't let go of you and he was squeezing so tightly you almost couldn't breathe. "stay..stay, stay, please stay." his pelvis would rub to yours, his hips harshly pressing onto the front of your shorts. bodies hot, sticky, and sweaty, bills mouth would slobber all over your body quickly, his teeth pricking your sensitive flesh leaving little dots of blood along with the big bite marks tattered from your neck and down.

the small possesive mutters of his wouldn't go unheard by you, his fingers scratching at you tightly as if you'd leave with every movement you would make but it wasn't like you could leave he had full control of your body. you could take two couldn't you though? it wasn't that hard, he just had to make it fit and it would fit he needed to go all the way with you or he would get worse. he just needed to feel your warmth so tightly, the tensing of your body as he would barely inch in he would rush.

"i'll fill you s'good, filled with all of me.." the slit muscle in his mouth would slide past his bottom lip, watching as you'd writhe and twitch— and jolt uncontrollably as the penetration was so new to you. the quick thrusts as he'd hiss close to your ear, your moans and words giving him such affirmination. "bill, bill, oh! bill it's too much— 'm already so close..." the watery look in your lovely eyes was so pleasuring to him, a smile curving at the tip of his lip as his pointy fang would show through.

the curve of his dicks would press right where you wanted, a new set of seed all over your stomach as he wouldn't make you hold it in this time. but the two of you weren't finished; "mmh..uh-uh, i'm not done..it isn't fair you get to cum so much yet i haven't. i meant what i said." what was he talking about! poor you..breathing all heavy and uneven you couldn't even remember your own name, only taking in the outline of how big he felt inside of you, stretching you all out.

the way you looked so dazed when he was finally finished with you, your legs trembling so much as he came so much in you it would ooze right between your thighs and down to the newly clean sheets you just washed. his palm pressing to your filled up stomach, the bulging feeling of him in you and you could already feel it, what was he reminding you for? "feel that?" he would say, "i got you so full, i know you can feel me so deep huh?"

he was so damn proud of himself.

tagging♡: @tokio-motel @cherry-rawr @evieskiesss @itsmealaiah @20doozers @iloveandlivetokiohotel

a/n: so yall want a fem version of this??? lmk if u do😊 chat the plot WILL NOT be the exact same or just replaced genitals, that's BORING ill js think of a diff plot

#tokio hotel x reader #tokio hotel smut #tom kaulitz x reader #bill kaulitz x reader #tokio hotel fluff #gustav tokio hotel #gustav x reader #bill kaulitz smut #bill kaulitz fluff #bill kaulitz fic #tokio hotel bill kaulitz #bill kaulitz #georg listing x reader #georg listing smut #tokio hotel georg #georg listing #gustav schafer smut #tokio hotel gustav #gustav schäfer #gustav schafer x reader #gustav schafer fluff #tom kaulitz fic #tom kaulitz 2010 #tom kaulitz tokio hotel #tokio hotel tom kaulitz #tom kaulitz smut #tom kaulitz

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

I just thought about how mr Hassel would react to our elderly garchomp.(aka my new fictional father figure)

Like he knows how a dragon trainer family pushes themselves and their Pokémon to their limits despite both their age and their Pokémon.

But with MC,garchomp is just there to live his best life.

Awww yeah I feel like this would especially hit close to home for him!

(Original hcs for elderly!garchomp here)

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To your surprise, Hassel and your grandpa were actually longtime friends! They studied dragon types for several years before eventually going their separate ways, with him busy being an art teacher and your gramps being Alola's champion.

So he definitely anticipated your arrival to the Academy, though he wasn't expecting for you to bring along an elderly Garchomp who was his friend's ace.

Regardless, he was pleased to finally get to know the dragon/ground type in-person!

He would 100% allow you to bring Gar into the art room after class so he can offer "Professor Gible" some wisdom.

However, when you stopped by to ask Hassel about homework one evening, you noticed he was quite upset as he talked to a family relative on video chat, who was disappointed that he "abandoned" his purpose.

You recall him telling you how he was supposed to be the head of his family of "Dragon Tamers", so to see them still trying to force that role onto him in his old age was upsetting to you, too.

Gar got uncharacteristically pissed off and just loomed over your art teacher's shoulder, scaring them into ending the call.

Hassel panicked and began apologizing for allowing you to hear all of that, but fell silent as you explained the real reason why Gar was sent over to you.

"I thought my gramps might've told you, but...he decided that Gar should live out his golden years in peace. No more battles, no more ribbons or streaks to keep...just peace and quiet. He's earned it."

Hassel's quiet for a long while, before....he tears up and cups the sides of the elder dragon's head, overlooking his scars, cracked skin, and the gruffy yet soft look on his face..

And just starts sobbing.

You have no idea wtf is going on at first. You told him that to help him feel better, but it apparently did the opposite. 'Did I say something insensitive??'

No. Not at all.

He was overwhelmingly happy with the fact that your grandpa chose to "break the cycle", in a way. That he knew when his team was pushed to their limits, and that he didn't force them to keep battling over and over again.

Instead he chose happiness over fame, entrusting you to care for his Garchomp and allowing him to spend the rest of his days in a beautiful and sunny place like Paldea.

Look, Hassel's just really sappy over it, okay? Let him have his moment.

But clearly your gramps never warned you about your art teacher being this emotional of a person

#clanask #pokemon x reader #pokemon scarlet x reader #pokemon violet x reader #pokemon hassel #teen reader #garchomp #headcanons

[terezipyropescrocs]

saw the barbie movie and am finally free to be a Hater on main without being accused of criticizing something without having watched it- anyway here is a non-exhaustive list of my Thoughts

this movie could have been nothing but fun dance numbers :(

i will say.........i like the costumes and barbieland set design. comparatively the way the real world is shot is so drab and visually uninteresting imo which. i don't feel is great given how much time we spend in it and that barbie ends up living there

the fact that barbies are supposedly affected by the people playing with them but they all act like..... That. just how shallow do they think kids imaginations are? why is there only one "weird" barbie???

admittedly i've never been to LA so maybe i'm completely off-base here but am i expected to believe that ken is automatically respected and admired (but not ogled! with no undertones of violence!) just for existing while my man is constantly dressed like he walked straight from a pride parade

on that note there was a lot of queer subtext/references but it was all very... wink wink nudge nudge in a way that honestly felt a little, idk, uncomfortable to me? but nothing overtly inclusive or even that subversive really

like with the construction workers scene i honestly can't tell if this was meant to be a trans positive moment or just a joke about them being dolls but if so it's like. you have these sexist catcallers but they support trans identities...? literally just as incoherent as everything else going on in this movie

why is barbie simply allowed to walk right into a school cafeteria

gloria and her daughter's relationship and the conflict between them was... very ill defined aside from the apparently all consuming and ever present suffocation of Womanhood™ like wtf is with sasha's line about hating women being the one thing everyone agrees on???? it's the kind of pseudo-pithy cynicism-laced quote that i would expect from a bitter 50s housewife or aging hollywood star, not a teenage girl who, idk, overuses buzzwords?

actually come to think of it pretty much all the female relationships in this movie are very surface-level and hinge almost exclusively on their shared gender identity and not much else!

the fact that all of the barbies were brainwashed to the point where they couldn't even remember their own achievements from ken mansplaining the patriarchy to them.......... and the fact that this is """explained""" with a fucked up and insensitive smallpox joke......... i am mad enough to spit tacks actually

pretty much the only thing i could think of during gloria's big feminist speech and subsequent appeals to the brainwashed barbies is that nothing she's saying actually applies to any of the dolls' experiences "You have to be their mommies but not remind them of their mommy." they don't have parents gloria

the use of push by matchbox twenty in the context of the movie sure is a Choice, seeing as the singer based it off a relationship where he was being emotionally abused by his girlfriend but had the lyrics widely misinterpreted as misogynistic.... anyway.

the way that all of the kens (and even allan) resort to violence and all of the barbies defeat them using manipulation and ~feminine wiles~.. thanks i hate it

i did like how the kens seemed to overcome their differences through singing and holding hands. also fellas is it toxic masculinity to want your girlfriend To see the man behind the tan / And fight for me?

confused by ken's "kenough" revelation from talking to barbie because he.... literally just sang all of that? I’m just Ken / And I’m enough / And I’m great at doing stuff / So, hey, check me out / Yeah, I’m just Ken is that all supposed to be just bravado? it's the same message but he needed barbie to articulate it to him for it to sink in. hm.

feel like barbie's motives for wanting to live in the real world could have been explored better because tbh... the pitch wasn't great!

like her arc is genuinely: experience insecurity for the first time ever because someone else was projecting it onto her > get over said insecurity (that till this point she had never struggled with) because that same person made a speech > gynecologist

not that gloria, the woc who all of barbie's issues represent and originated from gets any kind of satisfying resolution of her own other than pitching "everyday barbie"

the fact that barbie gaining an expanded range of emotions, many of which are negative, indicates that she is no longer a barbie and has to live in the real world to be fufilled- even though all of the insecurities barbie gained from entering a world that doesn't value her and not having a specific career, ken already HAD. men are automatically more human by default ig!!!

people saying that whole point of the ending is that barbieland is a mirror to the real world and the kens will only gain equality when women do as if it's not explicitly stated that the kens have LESS power and influence then women under the patriarchy... but that's fine because the barbies are nicer then men in the real world and kens have to earn their rights because we don't want to reward bad behavior and they need to prove their competence first /s

saw some other butches mention this but the fact that sasha dresses increasingly feminine to represent her character growth and overcoming internalized misogyny is an unfortunate trope

there was absolutely nothing that made me go "oh!!!" as a fan of the animated barbie movies + life in the dreamhouse, or someone who has the most basic understanding of barbie lore (they have one version of midge, skipper, and allan, but no chelsea, teresa, nikki, RAQUELLE, etc.?)

"stereotypical barbie" Her Name Is Barbara Millicent Roberts

#texts #barbie critical #barbie spoilers

[au-wannabe-the-very-best]

Misplaced Super Train au is soooo funny to think about when you imagine what's going on in the present. Because Ingo going missing? Okay, certainly news worthy. He's a well-known public figure, he's hugely important to a major battling institution, the people he left behind are pretty important, and his disappearance would cause a good few conspiracy theories. But people go missing all the time. While what actually happened to him is crazy, the easy guess is him being kidnapped or murdered or he died in the woods.

But an entire goddamn train? One filled with Battle Subway Staff as well as Ingo? There is no reasonable explanation for that. Where did all those people AND AN ENTIRE TRAIN GO! What happened? The sickening worry for all the people missing would be mixed with such an absurd sense of 'wtf happened?!' and it certainly wouldn't be settled as easily than if one, albeit well-known and connected, man disappeared without a trace.

It's absolutely MIND-BOGGLING. Like, the train was definitely heading to the main station, people SAW it leaving, the security staff were in contact with Ingo and everything was FINE. They could see the train's exact location on their screen, it was on time, things were running smoothly!

And then the signal just vanishes. No communications were going through. The train doesn't arrive. There is NO indication in the tunnels that they stopped or there was an altercation. The train and all the people in it were just GONE.

Interpol can't find any leads, and the general public eventually start treating it like a publicity stunt, rather than the very real tragedy it is. Reporters are getting bold and downright insensitive to the family and friends of those missing.

And it kind of makes sense why they're not treating this as a real problem! You could say there's a mental phenomenon happening, where whatever happened is so ridiculous and bizarre, it's actually very difficult for the brain to treat it as something real as opposed to something akin to watching a movie. It just doesn't really connect in their brains that this really happened.

Because shit like this just. Doesn't happen. It's unheard of. Therefore, this has to be a joke, right?

Emmet and the other loved ones are having a Bad Time.

#Misplaced Super Train #Submas #Subway Boss Ingo #Subway Boss Emmet #Ingo #Emmet #depot agents #Pokémon #Pokemon

[loveislandthegame]

my thoughts on the latest volume : ”your partner’s ex trying to get back with them” is probably thee most ridiculous plot-line FB could’ve come up with for these characters. and i don’t mean ridiculous in a fun way

they don’t like eachother! several free moments—and pretty much every single gem scene about what happened pre-casa amor—have established that.

29 gems to talk to the girls before they leave is wild, so here’s a quick summary: there was a huge fallout between geri/joyo, willow/bryson, estelle/alex before casa. (rafa and daph stayed out of it)

1. willow is upset with bryson for flirting with geri, he tried to backpedal by saying it was platonic

2. geri is upset with joyo for calling her “his girl” while he was fighting with bryson (her and joyo weren’t a closed off couple or anything)

3. estelle and alex tried to diffuse it, but they started bickering too . she’s upset that he called her insensitive (she thought the whole situation wasn’t that serious)

4. daphne and rafael are the only couple that could be considered “solid,” but pretty much everybody in the villa views them as bootleg nope/grozzy (…and clearly they’re not solid, considering that rafita can twist with MC)

idk what it’s like on other routes but i’m with rafael. the girls say him and daphne were off cuddling during that whole ordeal, but he was miserable af, staring into space , (clearly daydreaming of MC’s gorgeous self before she even arrived) blah blah blah. they say MC is a better partner for him

but my point is : cassiusgate wasn’t resolved , the OG boys making fools out of themselves wasn’t resolved. all the OG girls have current beef with their partners , so why in the world would they be trying to win them back ? 😭 i’m guessing the answer is that FB struggled with branching paths here, but narrative-wise, it would’ve made the most sense for all the girls to twist. wtf were they thinking ??

#love island the game #litg #litg stick or twist #litg s7 #litg spoilers #spoilers

[onebighappyaftonfamily]

FNAF Dashboard Simulator Pt 2 (because yall ate up the first one)

🦚 the-skrungly Follow

Guys be honest. How many of y'all became engineers or furries after visiting the Freddy Fazbear Mega Pizzaplex.

🐺 weremy-jeremy Follow

...OMG is that why I became a furry?!

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I'm a furry AND an engineer. checkmate

🐅 Furry-Heritage-Posts Follow

Official Furry Heritage Post

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⬜️ da-mechanic-deactivated03132024

I don't have. a reddit but I wanted to do this so. I'm a mechanic at the Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. AMA

🐊 monty-gater-notice-me Follow

do they let you fuck the animatronics

⬜️ da-mechanic-deactivated0313202

AMA over guys

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Guys I went to pick my brother up from the pizzaplex daycare and the security guard was so mean. but she was hot and had rainbow hair

🎳 bunny-bowl

Diversity win! Rude security guard is queer!

🌔 eldest_daughter_syndrome Follow

Bad news guys. She doesn't have rainbow hair anymore. too scared to ask what happened

🎳 bunny-bowl

Diversity loss!

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📙 crackshipper34 Follow

guys do you think fredbear and springbonnie ever,,,, you know,,,,

🟠 glop-shitto Follow

wtf no eww! Why do you always do this?! They're mechanical animal mascots without feelings!

🔮 sleegy_deeby Follow

actually they did kiss and here's the proof: https://youtu.be/O7I-UTvo_80?si=4qjh3zye4o153QsM

🌇 ness-and-ness

AJKSKJJKAJFJKBA HAHAHAHA

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🐺 weremy-jeremy Follow

unironically why are fazbear animatronic fanartists literally so good at what they do. youre drawing robot animals

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Guys, as we all know, my blog has been on hiatus ever since the Wire Monster disappeared back in 2023. However, I've been getting a lot of submissions lately about possible Wire Monster sightings at the Freddy Fazbear Mega Pizzaplex. We're so back!!!

🐰 springbonnie-and-friends

omg what? isnt the wire monster a dead meme?

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then the meme is back baybee!

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🎼 classicalmusic1 Follow

friendly reminder that y'all need to be WATCHING YOUR KIDS at the pizzaplex guys. literally caught the rabbit animatronic trying to lead some kids into the back rooms

🎳 bunny-bowl

girl what rabbit animatronic? bonnie was decommissioned

💽 foundfootagelvr3

oh my god. please tell me what i think is happening is not happening

🎩 f-bears-family-diner Follow

its happening again.

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🐇 bonnie_lvr Follow

🌉 floor-bot Follow

dude, you are down BAD

🚀 golf_is_for-nerds Follow

DO NOT KISS THE FREDDY ANIMATRONIC. MAKE YOUR LITTLE BROTHER DO IT INSTEAD

🎇 slaymechanic Follow

@golf_is_for_nerds oh my god thats so cruel and insensitive to be making jokes about that. I heard that even the newest animatronics are still super dangerous!

🌻 farmgurl1 Follow

Didn't Jerma say he was going to go to the Mega Pizzaplex for a stream? When is that going to happen?

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🧩 matlabpat

Guys I've been researching the history of the Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex... and I think I might have a theory... should I make a youtube video about it?

#fazbear theory #mattheory

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reminder that these are unreality! also i see yall commenting on the video that i linked in the last post. im still going to leave yall mystery links but i didnt make any of the videos i linked so youre gonna be confusing random people 😭 so be nice to them or dont do that. and i hope that poll made yall distraught

#changed the formatting a little. because im still trying out this style of post. i love these. #fnaf #unreality #dereality #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddys #fnaf sb time set this time #fnaf sb #well mostly #dashboard simulator #also i dont think vanny is necessary queer but this is how tumblr would react to that one segment #me when i post random links and yall click on them and leave normal comments: haha its your fault not mine (delusional) #tw caps #no but dont be mean to like. the random minecraft guy #seriously #evil matpat cameo be like: hello everybody. my name is mat theory #because its not a game to him is it #also in a case of subverting expectations. the random blog tag is a fnaf animatic i adore #and the video of spring bonnie and frebear making out isnt fnaf at all but i found a random kid playing minecraft with no views #BE. NICE.

[bella-goths-wife]

Part 2 to slashers with a crybaby s/o?

Of course! :)

Slashers with crybaby S/O part 2

Michael Myers

Michael walked into your shared home and instantly knew something was off.

You usually skipped to the door to greet him with a smile and tell him how much you missed him but today you were no where to be found

He’d been gone for just over two weeks which is the longest he’d been gone for in your relationship

He searched the house for you and finally found you wrapped in the bed sheets. Your face was red and your eyes were puffy

Michael froze and only came too when he realised you were asleep, he sat down on the bed and tried to gently shake you awake

But Michaels gently is the equivalent to a gorilla shaking you awake, so instead of waking up gracefully, you shot up from the bed and head butted his chest

At first you remained still in his arms and then you started sobbing uncontrollably and thrashing in his arms

He tilted his head as if to say “wtf are you doing?"

You looked up and said

“I-I thought you (hic) l-left me” you sobbed out and grabbed his arms

Michael rolled his eyes before remembering why he’d left to kill in the first place, you had gotten into a fight and he (silently) accused you of crying for attention before he stormed out

He glared at himself in the mirror and cursed his insensitive nature

He then looked up at himself as if he could reach into the mirror and hurt the man who had made you cry he would

He silently calmed you down by lying in the bed and letting you cry your little heart out

Your crybaby spirit and his insensitivity are definitely the bane of existence but he still wouldn’t change anything about you

Bo Sinclair

Bo and you were at the mechanics having fun and dancing around to the old school rock records he had lying around when a group of female tourists had come in asking for some help with their broken down car

Bo, having murderous intentions, turned on the charm straight away and complimented the women on their non existent personalities

He had left you swaying to the music to grab whatever tool he needed when the women started snickering

You turned around and saw their mocking glances aimed at you and you felt yourself getting misty eyed at the judgemental gazes

They started whispering as soon as Bo entered and the attractive red head began aggressively flirting with him

Bo, who noticed your teary eyed look, put himself in front of you, blocking you from the ladies nasty looks

He screamed at them and called them names they’d never even heard of before telling you to go back to the house

He killed them all with a wrench to their skulls before he returned to the house to comfort you

You loved that he went into tough guy mode to protect you and he loved feeling wanted and needed by you

Your each other’s perfect match

Vincent Sinclair

You and Vincent were having a chill out day of staying in pjs and you sitting in the basement while he works

You were both joking around when you had caught yourself on one of Vincent’s many sharp tools

The tool had left a pretty big cut on your thigh which was exposed by your pj shorts

You instantly fell to the floor crying and Vincent rushed to you

He was overwhelmed with guilt, how could he be so careless and leave sharp stuff on corners?

He picked you up and helped you to the bathroom. He cleaned your cut and you let out pained whimpers when he had to use rubbing alcohol to disinfect your cut

Vincent almost felt like crying himself, he’d always been that way. If you cried it always managed to make him misty eyed

He helped you back to bed and cuddled you until you calmed down

Once you did you promised it wasn’t his fault before falling asleep in his arms on the wet patch on his shirt you had left.

He hated seeing you cry but he always loved holding you afterwards.

Thomas Hewitt

You had been screamed at by holt for the third time today after scrubbing the floor in the kitchen which apparently affected his ability to grab his beers

You had been holding back tears for a while now but the finale time broke you as you began sobbing while scrubbing the floor

Once you had finished you got up to see Luda may enter the room, she rolled her eyes before saying “again with the waterworks?” Sarcastically Under her breath

You ran to the basement for some comfort from Thomas

You ran and hugged his massive frame and sobbed into his back when you heard him sigh before he turned around and put your head on his chest and wrapped his arms around you

He picked up bridal style and took you upstairs. When he heard holt make a comment about your tear stained face, he gave him a massive glare which caused holt to physically recoil into his armchair

Thomas put you on the bed and played with your hair while you wailed into his chest

You eventually passed out and Thomas felt guilt fill his chest. But he couldn’t stand up to his family, he just couldn’t.

Asa Emory

You were running around the hotel looking for asa, hoping your favourite pet privileges will excuse you leaving your room

But instead of finding him, you found a nail sticking out of the wooden floor boards and a well placed trip wire

The nail caught your arm and left a cut as you screamed and wailed in agony

Asa, hearing your screams and growing worried, ran to you and found you in your bloody state

He sighed as he thought of all the times he had told you to watch where your walking, this was only a minor trap, what would have happened if you went to the left instead? Well you would have ended up with a bear trap around your leg

He picked you up and took you to your special room before getting his first aid kit

He scolded you for being careless and he reduced you to a pitiful child with your endless tears and apologies.

He cursed your carelessness, although a part of him loved it because of how much it helped the Stockholm syndrome develop, he was now your saviour after all.

Tiffany valentine

Tiffany really hadn’t meant to make you cry! Honestly!

She had just been so stressed lately with the thoughts of chucky coming after you and killing you sickened her with worry

So when you came to her with a sweet story about a sweet old lady you met on the way home and you rambled your little heart out to her, she just couldn’t help but snap

“Could you shut up!” She had yelled before looking at your crestfallen expression, her chest filled with regret

You stormed off to your room and Tiffany decided to give you some space

She came into your bedroom two hours later to see you still crying.

She sat on the edge of the bed as you looked at her with a broken expression. She apologised profusely and told you she didn’t mean it

She explained that she was stressed out and you had just caught her at a bad time but that didn’t give her an excuse to be mean to you

She held her hand on your leg before you hugged her and placed a desperate kiss on her lips. She held you while whispering reassuring words in your ear to calm you down

She loved you too much to let you cry. Now all she has to do it’s kill that ginger prick doll.

#michael myers x reader #asa emory x reader #thomas hewitt x reader #bo sinclair x reader #michael myers #thomas hewitt #vincent sinclair x reader #asa emory #bo sinclair #vincent sinclair #tiffany valentine x reader #tiffany valentine #angst #slashers x crybaby reader #crybaby s/o #part 2 #slashers x reader #slashers x gender neutral reader #gender neutral reader

[anthruser]

SHAMELESS OPINIONS: S6 (cause Mickey's write off hurt and after s5, I watched again from s1 and forced myself to keep watching + no one around me likes Shameless so I need a place to vent)

overall: it's a meh season with strong plotlines

The F Word is SUCH a bop, my boy Gus ate. Sorry Fi, I really like you, but boo, you had it coming.

I get the whole controversy with Sean, trust me I do, but I enjoyed the dramatics of the relationship. He was way too hypocritical tho, the scene with the gun, as scary as it was, rubbed me the wrong way. I wouldn't blame Fiona or Carl for that. As someone raised in a house full of guns, I was taught to never ever go near one. Curiosity killed the cat with Will and he was obviously scared, but Sean my boy, no. I felt Sean sort of blended well with the family, understood dysfunction all too well so that's probably why, but at the end of the day, it was a scabbing wound.

The wedding scene, Fuck Frank, ik he helped Fiona dodge a bullet, but at the end of the day, it was never really about Fiona, it was about his damn ego as always. The whole situation was shitty for everyone and I felt for her, really. The bridge scene was dope as hell. Bravo. Cinematic.

With the Debbie v Fiona, I was honestly on Fiona's side most of the time. A decision like this, in their way of living, oof, and Fiona made it clear she wasn't gonna be in charge of another kid. Harsh, but... I wouldn't do it either. But the reality is, Debbie has always been around kids, and very clearly wanted to be a mother, as early as s1. It's just... timing wasn't right. But to tackle a teen to the ground??? Wtf. A grown ass woman. Girl. No.

Oh Lip... his lip ain't doing good. As fucked as the whole Helene thing was, no relationship has ever made more sense to me than that one (for all the wrong reasons) Mommy issues as bright as day right there. And the fact that he couldn't recognize that and saw it as a normal college Tuesday makes me pity him. People don't agree with the relationship, and they're right, they shouldn't, but not because it's a bad storyline. It should make you feel uncomfortable because it is, but that's something that sooner or later, was bound to happen with him. That scene where he walks to the bar and yaps like Frank does with a beer in his hand, and everyone in disbelief... oof...

EMT IAN. NEED I SPEAK??? My baby... Those first episodes were so hard for him... Fucking Lip being insensitive at times... FUCK Ian makes me cry. Him standing his ground to get the job back, oh lord. There's a deleted scene that should've stayed but oh well. Anyway. I love him.

Don't even get me started on Gallavich. The scene with Lana on patsies cuts me. That prison scene breaks me without fail every time. I can't. I just couldn't envision, if things really went without having to call back Noel for ratings and views in s7, that the prison scene would be -it- for them... His leave was horribly handled too... but alas...

Caleb??? I have much to say about him in s7, but he... isn't half bad here... Don't love him, but he's alright. Motivated our ginger boy to get a job that gave him purpose, gave him soft smooches and little lunches, and taught him to receive softness. I love those things but not because it comes from him, more so because Ian deserves those gestures. The HIV conversation was handled well I think??? Don't have any particular complains... yet

Frank's storyline at the start of the season interested me, with the cancer lady and whatnot, not a fan of indulging Debbie into grooming, but it's Frank, and Frank is a fucking pos, but as soon as Queenie comes along I got so fucking BORED. Just not my cup of tea, the whole organic storyline put me to sleep. Kind of wish Debbie wasn't involved cause I think her pregnancy journey had more potential than ending up with Queenie. Idk that whole thing was just boring for me.

White boy Carl... eh, it is what it is, seemed in character enough ig, everyone expected part of this future to head that way so, yeah. Nick... so many mixed feelings like everyone else. I just feel for him man, that situation was horrendous. That, along with 3x666 are the only two scenes where I can't like... they're hard to stomach, for obvious reasons ik, but yeah. That was tough. I feel like it was fun to see Carl with his shenanigans, somewhat cringe but I can't pinpoint if it's because of E's performance or shitty writing.

Mandy and Ian's moment, holy fuck. That made me tear up. Mandy my beloved... I hope you're doing well.

SVETLANA RISE.

#shameless us #shameless #season 6 #gallavich #debbie gallagher #fiona gallagher #the f word #white boy carl #emt ian #ian Gallagher