#he's a gross feral eat man and i love him so much

[domsaysstuff]

Eddie Munson is the type of person that would make a tier list of bugs based on their munchability

#i still haven't decided which matters more to him: the crunchability or the juiciness #he's a gross feral eat man and i love him so much #i also find it funny bc sometimes in steddie fics this fandom's off thing abt jonathan is that he ate a bug when he was a kid #and steve WOULD be such a b*tch about it but then he turns around and falls in love with a guy who would WILLINGLY eat bugs #AS AN ADULT JUST CAUSE NOONE EVEN DARES HIM TO DO IT #Jon is judging him so hard for it especially after Eddie finds out that Jon ate a bug and then asks million questions abt it #because he needs to know what was the bug and how was it bc he needs to know details for his list #eddie munson #stranger things

[whoishotteranimepolls]

Fandom observation nicknames and funny tags: Part One Piece

Okay, one piece fandom it's your turn and I'm going to highlight your creativity. Again this is not meant to shame or call anyone out. I am genuinely impressed with the creativity and you guys made me laugh. So again in my opinion these were too good just to be lost in the tags or in the anonymous messages, several you sent me. So expand post at your own risk. This one is unhinged

*updated as of May 4th with more tags and new characters

I have mentioned this before, but for some reason that is beyond me. One Piece fandom you guys refer to your characters as daddy and mommy (And it's in a kinky way) way more than any fandom. I think I should just start with the list of characters that have been labeled as such before I go into the creative names for individual characters. Because trust me who makes the list and who doesn't is actually funny.

One piece Daddy's: Shanks, Mihawk, Buggy, Sir Crocodile, Benn Beckman, Killer, Sanji, Rayleigh, Roger, Doflamingo, Rosinante/Corazon, Katakuri, Ivankov, Arlong, Yamato, Marco, Izou, Smoker, Garp, Sengoku, Zeff, Kuzan/Aokiji, Kizaru, Fujitora, Akainu, Blackbeard

When it comes to the One piece Mommy's: Nico Robin, Boa Hancock, Charlotte Smoothie, Charlotte Galette, Charlotte Amande, Vice admiral doll, Catarina Devon, Ivankov & Crocodile

Now due to popular demand the new category the One Piece Babygirls: Ace, Buggy, Sanji, Luffy, Sabo, Zoro, Ussop, Marco, Crocodile, Doflamingo, Kid, Law, Bepo, Killer, Mihawk, Shanks, Perona, Yamato, Kuzan/Aokiji, Kizaru, Fujitora, Rosinante/Corazon, Katakuri, Smoker, Robin, Nami, Vivi, Jinbe, Hatchan, Roger, Zeff

Now when it comes to individual characters there have been some interesting standouts but I'm just going to do some highlights because you guys have so many characters

Ace: "Depressed sunshine orphan boy with daddy issues", "ace has that grungy line cook riz you know he lays legendary pipe", " he got goofy older brother swag", "Beautiful butch dyke wife", "Ace my greasy fire narcoleptic king", "The narcoleptic babygirl", the greasy crusty desert rat. "He would be worth the burn risk", "my favorite fire donut", "something about greasy alabasta ace hits so different", "with his riz he's probably a walking STD risk but it would be worth it. Just look at him probably also probably got a couple bastard kids running around the grand line", it's ok he's still greasy in my heart worlds most feral baby boy he looks like he eats dirt I could fix him (force him to bathe regularly)

Arlong: "Y'all are too afraid to recognize the truth too afraid of his drip, his swagger, his saw nose, to admit that he's hot also live action arlong?!?!the only sexy fishmen," "arlong looks like a toxic florida frat bro," "I legitimately think there's something wrong with me sometimes due to how bad I want arlong the rancid personality enhances the appeal", "yall are p****" arlong is sexy put some respect on his name look at those lips the laugh the hair!"

Akainu: "The world's next top authoritarian," magma Daddy, "He makes donuts and I still love him"

Bartolomeo: "the man hasn't showered in probably a week he's obsessed with the strawhats he'll pee anywhere and he's an absolute dweeb he's like a stray mutt that followed me home look at his fit it's AWFUL AND FABULOUS he's gross and dumb and if something bad happens to this silly barrier- creating puppy i'll LOSE IT"

Belo Betty: "True story: Belo Betty made me, an Aroace woman have a sexuality crisis."

Ben Beckman: Dilf, "retirement blorbo", "Benn Beckman is a religious experience", "to me? beckman is the character with the most sex appeal ever. raw sex appeal. I would [redacted] if I met this man. just sayin", "He can ruin my life any day of the week", "Also lest we forget pre TS Beck a++ quality right there I just want someone smart who will also hit a guy with a gun is that so much to ask for", "This p**** wants what she wants and its always going to be Benn “back breaker" Beckman", husband material, "men are like wine in order to get a good vintage you want the one that's aged", he had that sexy blind and reckless loyalty about him", "Beckman is a fine aged vintage of wine as men should be", "DEAR GOD the things I WOULD DO to that man LIKE [redacted] and [redacted] because [redacted] and [redacted]", "idk how to explain it but he's so wife", "benn beckman? more like benn breastman ok sorry yeah anyways. said it before and ill say it again beckman exudes raw sex appeal like jesus christ. why would you not want to fuck this man ive had lesbian friends who said he would be an exception to them which is so real his tits are big he loves his captain he STUBBED HIS CIGARETTE IN A MAN'S EYE UNDER THE GUISE OF DEFENDING HIS CAPTAIN so fucking sexy mwah mwah beckman my wife you are so hot SO HOT. in conclusion benn breastman you will forever be a top sexyguy in my head oh also forgot to add. he canonically gets bitches which is so real. he could get me any day", "Oh dear I just realised I have a thing for older men with grey hair and have substance abuse issues I choose to believe lung cancer does not exist in opu", "

Buggy: Assigned clown at birth, walking disaster, "my pathetic sniveling wet clown", my Beloved, "he has blue hair and pronouns", Failboy, "the skrunkly clown", "my clown wife", "he has that fail boy cringe", "buggy has the stronger levels of foolishness and fumbling his way to success", "the cringefail clown extraordinaire buggy", "he is silly and pathetic like a bisexual divorced dad",

Catarina Devon: "my problematic lesbian sugar mommy”,

Cracker: "if Cracker just let his hair down he'd be unstoppable i fear", "get wrecked cracker", "I am so curious about the people voting for cracker let me study you please", "cracker getting murdered as expected", "you can't do my biscuit husband like that", "i find cracker really hot"

Crocodile: desert daddy, Babygirl, "He's like if tony soprano was trans", crocodaddy, crocomommy, Big titty mob boss, He's 8ft tall and I would let he ruin me,"Mr. Sandman", "the human sandcastle," "literally has sand in his britches", "son of a beach", "World's Most Expensive Sand Sculpture", "he's got 99 problems and his hook is one of them", "casino blorbo", "I would subject myself to sandburn any day for THE SIR FUCKING CROCODILE Anakin Skywalker don't go here because I WOULD love sand if it was like 8 feet tall and had a voice like that absolutely rabid he could stick his sand in so many places and I'd thank him crocodile is one of those guys i wanted to hate so bad and then went actually no i want this guy carnally Crocodile has some weird rizz goin on and i need to climb that sandcastle", "I'm so sorry but I need to eat crocodile's pussy", "With Sir Crocodile you can have Sex on the Beach. Literally. Plus he owns a casino so you could probably sip on the cocktail version too...while getting some cocktail.", "mafia vibes and style", "crocodile's got style. class. you will be wined and dined in the most exquisite way you can imagine", "He's got DADDY vibes", " One handsome mafia boss", "I love crocodile but also i wanna punch him and i feel like hes got the sandiest pussy/dick that shit will give me a rash", "my evilest baby boy", "Crocodile invented evil trans swag just saying", "im sorry az but crocodile was my dilf awakening", "in Crocodilf we trust",

Dragon: "the revolutionary scrungle dragon",

Doflamingo: "Dofy's got some wierd (potentially fun) energy but he would NOT treat you well he'd be awful", "The psychopathic pimp on a shoestring budget. Seriously dude, San Diego Zoo called and they want their flamingos back. That coat is so last season.", "fashion travesty", "Doflamingo dresses like an eye test and will probably steal your credit card by the end of the night not because he needs the money. because he finds it hilarious", "Mingo is just a spoiled frat fuckboy who's too full of himself to be interested in anyone/anything else", "a balding white man", "evil florida man my beloved they dont understand you", "Budget Pimp who robbed San Diego of their world famous Flamingo flock"

Eustass Kid: Pirate punk, "He's a sopping wet loser", "a man wearing eyeliner and nailpolish is by definition hotter", "my scrungy little fuck", he would also probably give me an STD and it would still be worth it

Franky: " Three words light up nipples"

Fujitora: "fujitora yes plz that like calm collected way he fights makes me KNOW hed take care of his partner real good", "have you seen how he slurps his noodles? I just know he could eat me out in ways I could never imagine"

Gol D. Roger: "the "Tom Selleck" of Pirates. He mustache'd the gold somewhere. You think these puns are bad wait until you hit my NSFW tags. Can't believe no one pointed those out yet, his name is a literal gold mine of innuendo. king of pirates? nah he's the king of rogering roger this roger that roger anyone he damn well pleases he has the D", "why does no one thirst after Gol like i do? youre all weak! cowards", "sorry but i am all about his dads mustache", " I can't be the only one that wants to ride that mustache"

Jinbe: "I wanna suck on the webbing between his fingers", does anyone else contemplate how soft Jinbe's tits are to lie on or is that just me?

Kaido: "beefcake beast of a man",

Katakuri: "I'm a monsterfucker at heart", "Katakuri is literally so good man he's a family man #he's badass he's got a great sense of honour you know I had to go for the mochi man", "donut king", "KATAKURI MY MOCHI MONSTER TEETH KING CHAMPION HUSBAND THAT I WOULD CLIMB LIKE A MOUNTAIN #I'M ALWAYS ON MY CLIMBING AGENDA WITH MY ONE PIECE KINGS!", "i just know this man would treat me right we love kata", "Kata definitely ticks that hot box"

King: "King is literally the most beautiful OP character you can't change my mind", "Gotta chose the melanin yknow", "king is so ajdhjdjdjchjd bark bark bark bark", "I saw King and decided he is my blorbo", "king of my [REDACTED]", " I know he's like 20 ft tall and I'm probably the size of his d*** but it would be worth it. I would gladly choose death by snu snu for one night with him"

Killer: "big tiddy murder boyfriend",

Marco: Bird daddy "Mr. Dr. Emotionally-Stable Scrungles", "surfer hippy electric blue glasses wing flapper", "DR. MMMMM", Fineapple

Luffy: "l am in the minority here I need luffy's gomu gomu no [REDACTED]"

Mihawk: The Vampire Pirate, Goth Dad, the sword father, Pirate Dracula, the big titty goth husband, "I think mihawk would treat you right. i want mihawk to treat me right", "I love his gay wine uncle energy", "I appreciate that he dresses Like That everywhere extra ass bitch", "hot vampire cowboy pirate", Morticia Addams, "Mihawk oozes 'step on me' energy",

Robin: "she has irresistible weird girl rizz", "big tiddy archaeologist gf"

Rosinante: "my insane clumsy tall dilf", "wife material", "he has cringefail dad swag", "rosi is everything to me actually. I would climb that tall clumsy king like a tree", "the klutzy mime", "he has that pathetic depressed clown vibe thats irresistible", "He's the epiome of strong but silent, he's the asshole with a heart of gold, he has everything", rosinante is hot tho and his clumsiness somehow enhances it", "I've said it before and I'll say it again I WOULD climb that clumsy king like a tall tree want to kiss him until his silly jester makeup is all over me too", "I am loyal to the guy who actively sets himself on fire",

Sabo: "bc he said killing woth lead pipes and then he just kept doing it its the crazy for me"

Sanji: fail wife, Cooking Daddy, "I NEED sanji to f*** me to tuesday and make me dinner before and breakfast after", "The man will feed you the best meal you've ever had and genuinely compliment something about you", "His fighting style is 'kick the problem until it goes away' and he chugs Love Women Juice", "he can cook and fight and he's damn fine while doing both"

Shanks: Margaritaville Himbo, "Dilflicious", "the deadbeat malewife wifi user", "I am a whole lesbian but if there were a butch girl version of these men I would let shanks ruin my life", "favorite guy in the local frat" He's probably a walking STD risk but he's hot and I'm a slut that has a thing for red heads, "the unwashed bitch", "LOOK AT THAT SCRUFF ON SHANKS the three scars on his face that smile", "my Scrungle drunk bastard", I would volunteer to be his next baby mama you know shanks got a few a dozen red haired children all over the grand line tell me I'm wrong"

Smoothie: "ah...smoothie....or as i call her... one piece tsunade Imaoo", "ultimately my desire to be crushed by Smoothie's thighs won out", "SMOOTHIE. THANK YOU mommy long legs... gauhggfghgh......i want her to juice me pleeeeaaaseeeeeeeeeee /silly",

Silvers Rayleigh: "Silver Fox Rayleigh", "he's old but he can get it", "Rayleigh has that 'your daughter calls me daddy too' energy", "he's a gilf who married a literal queen", "rayleigh has spent his entire life SERVING CUNT", "Raiyleigh has that gilf energy despite having no kids", I need him in so many different ways I cannot list", "he has my heart around his little finger", "Rayleigh makes me howl like a dog I swear", "I mean come on look at his HAIR his GLASSES that incredible STARE even his wrinkles are hot", "Rayleigh got the 50 year anniversary in the bag idk why you would go for anything else", "helloooo????? Rayleigh is the hottest old guy in one piece please", "I would let rayleigh ruin me and I would thank him", "Rayleigh to me is more like a really smooth mead", "genuinely may be the hottest man of onep just like. objectively", "rayleigh you will always be famous for being the most fuckable old man ever. there may be dilfs galore out there but ur the only gilf in my heart", "that scene where Rayleigh gets out of the ocean shirtless After swimming to the island of women I actually said Daddy out loud",

Smoker: "Smokedaddy", "Smokestack. 'Ole Smokey. Smokin' Hot Smoker", "smokers allergy to keeping his Tits covered compels me", "i do love smoked sausage i'm sorry i'll see myself out", "smoker he's just so beefy like fuckkk and he's like almost 40 i just wanna be smokers lil housewife", "smoker is a beautiful lesbian to me", "smoked sausage I just *know* he's got more to work with than a cocktail weenie", "SMOKEYBEAR PAPA SMOKE MY KING i would smoke him like a chimney if you're pickin up what I'm putting down wink wink nudge nudge he really would kill my lungs but it'd be a fun time", "SMOKER PAPUCHO RICO I NEED HIM", "smoker is solid (despite being made of smoke)", "smoker. smo-yan. ultimate "guy who is allergic to wearing shirts" and honestly? he's so right for that. he needs to show off his tits! in a one piece man boob ranking he's coming number 2 (after crocodile) i said this in dms earlier today but it needs to be released to the world "fat d*ck fat tits fat ass he has it all" smoker is PACKINNNNN in every way he's genuinely so attractive, even just considering him physically and look at his sexy facial scar also (beck also has one. very good) and his slicked back short hair.....not to mention the things that are very endearing about him personality wise - he does masculinity like NOBODY ELSE. genuinely NO ONE does it like him like. he's gruff but he has a very strong personal moral code and he really *does* care..... the man's a tsundere and he's never been cruel to those undeserving like in his introduction - kids bumps into him, spills ice cream on his pants YOU KNOW WHAT SMOKER SAYS? YK WHAT HE SAYS? "my pants ate your ice cream." KILL ME NOWWWWWW HES SO FUCKING HOT IM EATING MY OWN HANDS and then he GIVES THE KID MONEY TO BUY MORE ICE CREAM. jesus christ smoker big d*ick big tits big heart i fucking love him good god", "something something vague moaning sounds I would call him smokey just to provoke him", "

Trafalgar Law: "DR. Slut", "He has them tattoos which makes me go fucking feral", "A stoner greasy boyfailure", "the edgy emo orphan boy with daddy issues", 'My tried stressed bitch", "law is hot because hes pathetic has tattoos and is the narrative's favorite punching", "i am DERANGED over a depressed formerly-suicidal surgeon",

Yamato: "I need my trans man big naturals...... I know nothing about one piece but yamato lives rent free in my brain and my heart at all times the only anime figure i have is of him and i don't even watch the fucking show", "he's new + he's trans + he's over 8 feet tall + he's a wolf god what more could you want?!", "he is filled to the brim with TRANSMASC SWAG", "it's transmasc dog boy swag for me he's my best boy", "Yamato's boobs call to me I need to motorboat yamato titties. whoa who said that", "yamato could crush me and i would thank him yes indeed", "I just found out Yamato is Literally a whole entire meter taller than me & that's all the convincing I need", "my canon transmasc king", "cant compete with is the fact that on top of beautiful yamato is just. fucking huge like i can not will not get over it every time i remember he's 8'7 in canon I'm like aaaAaaAaAAaAAAAaa kiss me on the mouth big boy", "as an aroace person. if yamato stepped on me id thank him. thank you for your time", "hes literally the whole reason i started watching/reading one piece

Zoro: "The President of the strawhat's local big titty committee", "The king of boobs", "Beautiful butch dyke wife", I would probably get an STD but it would be worth it, "his stupidity and gay attire make him very appealing", canonically the biggest tits in one piece, He got them big naturals, "Big honkabadonkaroo hoinkybadinkirs massive man tiddies Zoro", "Zoro oozes 'I won't let anyone hurt you' energy", "zoro is hot because of his big naturals

Zeff: "He will wine and dine me before leaving me lovingly bedridden the day after. And he actually takes care of his kid", "Zeff is honorable and can cook and clean and bathes and almost dies for a kid that's not his and then adopts him" He's got line cook energy. If you know you know

I definitely know I'm going to have to add to this since there's so many more characters and you all are definitely going to get more creative after seeing the list.

And a few observations. Why did Sanji make the daddy list and not Zoro? Characters that I thought would be short cliff notes turned into some of the longest sections And characters I thought would have some of the longest sections turned into some of the shortest ones. And I still think this was worse theyn JJK I just forget how unhinged this fandom can be because your unhinged craziness is dispersed amongst so many characters. And I haven't decided which fandom's next.

I now have my answer on why Sanji made the list and not Zoro. Overall the fandom is just thirsty so very thirsty. Hence the many updates to this list

Commentary added as of May 4th.

Characters that I never thought I would ever add to this post are on here and I am so confused. When I started this blog, I was warned that the JJK fandom was unhinged horny and thirsty AF. But in my opinion, the one piece fandom is much worse. Just look at this post for proof. One Piece you guys are definitely the thirstiest fandom by far I mean Catherine Devon has a section. You guys just hide it better than the JJK Fandom. Plus I do regret challenging a few of you to come up with tags as a joke because you definitely delivered

#poll analysis #fandom trends #fandom #fandom culture #not a poll #one piece #nicknames and funny tags #whoishotteranimepolls

[moonjxsung]

Here’s a heavy hard thought, who do you think would eat you out after cumming in you/who would make out with you with their cum still in your mouth after a blowjob?

My first thoughts were Chan, Minho and Hannie.

Han because that man would be into anything and he’s a dirty boy.

Minho would probably kitten lick it out of you to kinda tease/overstim you more.

And Chan because at this point in my mind Chan would be into anything and everything, would probably turn feral after making out with you while still tasting himself on your tongue 😭.

But I’m wondering about the other boys. I feel like they would maybe heat of the moment make out after a blowjob, or if you mention how it turns you on they try it just for you. Or for a special occasion like when your domming and command them to eat it out of you and then make out with them swapping it bewteen each other and they just unlocked a new kink.

Sorry this is long again, I tend to ramble, but I would love to hear your thoughts on this, both on the three I mentioned and the other boys.

Stay safe 🧡🥰

-🧡anon

One thing about this concept is that it’s going to do it for me EVERY TIME 😮‍💨😵‍💫 something soooo hot about a guy who isn’t afraid to taste himself especially when he’s already finished inside you SSIKXJDKDJDJD anyways here are my thoughts….

Chan: Definitely into this. Will try anything and everything like you mentioned. Probably shy to bring it up to you at first because he’s seen it in porn or something and doesn’t want you to think less of him. But you’re the one who gets turned on at the idea when he implies it by lowering to your filled cunt and giving you the look. Definitely goes a little too rough bc he’s so into it and coaxes another orgasm out of you until you can’t walk anymore. Makes it a force of habit every time after.

Minho: Another one who’s into this but tease the HELL out of you. Kitten licks like you mentioned, and then before you can finish again he’s pulling away wiping his chin like “ok, done!” You have to BEG him to keep going because now you’re almost cumming again and he can’t just stop. Also purposely doesn’t do it every time because he wants you to beg for it. Makes a big habit of exchanging his release EVERYWHERE too… will cum inside your cunt, kitten lick it out of you, make out to spit it back in your mouth, make you spit it all over his cock and suck it off him again. A little insane if I do say so myself (in the best way possible).

Changbin: Is into this but only with spitting. He’s not so much into tasting himself, but he does give me the impression he’d like you to let him cum in your mouth and then spit it back in his hand to stimulate you. Likes watching you tuck your hair behind your ears while you spit his milky cum back into his hand so he can slather it all over your cunt and help you get to your release. He’d also get off on hearing you describe the taste or hearing you gargle it because there’s so much of it… just a fiend knowing you’re so full of his arousal.

Hyunjin: LOVES this shit. Particularly loves kissing after he’s finished in your mouth. He goes insane to watch his own cum dripping down the sides of your mouth while you kiss him open-mouthed and drooling. His plump lips look so so so pretty covered in his own cum and he goes feral when he watches you swipe it off his lips and force him to suck it off your fingertips. He might’ve blown his load but watching the cum exchange he’s hard all over again and can go at it for another few rounds.

Jisung: Listen… Jisung has definitely tasted his own cum bc he’s a total perv. But when your fingers are slick with his cum and you ask him to suck you clean, he’s gonna play dumb about it. Acts like it’s weird and gross when in reality he’s already hard again and he makes the most whimpery noises when you shove your fingers down his throat anyway and force him to taste. He wants to do it every time after that but he’ll continue to play dumb about it “my cum is dripping out of you but we don’t have any clean towels… should I just… lick it out?” And you can just answer by shoving his face down into you and giving him what he wants. If he’s engaging in locker room talk with his buddies he’ll never admit to it for whatever reason even though he’s so obviously a sub sometimes and loves being degraded by you but he secretly loves it.

Felix: Will do it in the right conditions only. If you guys are really going at it, all sweaty and breathless and fluids dripping everywhere between you two he won’t hesitate to pull you in for a kiss and taste his own cum on his lips. But otherwise he’s not going to initiate it. Prefers to get cleaned up right after he finishes and wants to cuddle or make out when it’s done. If there’s already cum on your mouth then sure he’ll taste some, but he really likes the cuddling to be comfortable and non-sexual after you’ve already gone at it for so long, so he prefers to just let you clean it off and spoon him.

Seungmin: Not into this, but if you are he’ll degrade the hell out of you for it. “You want me to taste my own cum? Haven’t I given enough attention to your pussy?” If you’re really hot and bothered about it he’ll use his fingers or just fuck you with his cock again, but he’s really not one to taste himself. Also makes you spit it out before making out again and won’t indulge you in a kiss if you don’t. He’s not kink shaming or anything, but he does derive a certain amount of pleasure and amusement at the fact that you’re into something so filthy and you have to beg him for it. You definitely might be able to convince him by watching porn together and showing him exactly how you want it.

Jeongin: Does this shit randomly and laughs about it when he comes up for air again. You’re already tired as fuck, legs spread dripping with his cum and he just goes for it and laps it out of you like a starved animal. “Jeongin what are you doing?” But he’s already halfway inside you with his tongue and it feels heavenly. Not even mirroring porn or anything, it’s just a sick idea he has and wants to try spur of the moment. He’s not going to initiate it again and you’ll have to ask him politely. Weirdly he’s a little averse to the idea of doing it a second time “Again? I don’t even know why I did it the first time” but if you want it enough, he’ll do it again.” Very sweet about it but skilled with his tongue.

#🧡 anon #skz #stray kids #skz smut #stray kids hard hours #ask #skz scenarios

[ddarker-dreams]

The way id eat my own thumbs to know what the bucci gang would do if sr reader mentioned off hand that she wanted a boyfriend. Just hanging out with them on a balcony and she just offhandedly sighs “I wish that could be me!” when she sees a girlfriend giggling with her boyfriend outside I just think itd be silly

Note: better get the salt and pepper out because i loved this idea so much i had to write it . it'd be criminal not to. godspeed to your thumbs.

[Scarlet Ribbons Index]

Giorno

“I hadn’t realized you were interested in romantic relations, [First].” 

Smooth and practical — Giorno Giovanna never wastes an opportunity. That's what he considers this to be, a rare opening into your psyche. He'll even take notice of what the boyfriend was doing the instant you decided to voice your thoughts. Gotta tuck that knowledge away for later. Most importantly, however, is your response to this inquiry. He won't follow up much at the time should you respond in the affirmative, but it'll make a solid foundation for his future plans. He's always a fan of asking open-ended questions to learn more about you. Observation can only prepare him for so much. Sometimes he has to roll up his sleeves and put himself out there more, if it means he could possibly win over your most sought-after heart.

Bruno

“... I’m sure there are many who’d be grateful to experience that with you.” 

Bruno tries to remain blasé so as not to betray his inner feelings. Emphasis on the word tries. Really, if you were any less oblivious, you could've picked up on the borderline yearning timbre in his voice. He finds it equally reassuring and troubling that you're actively hoping to be in a relationship, to the point of voicing the desire out loud. It feels like a chance that, if he doesn't act swiftly enough, will pass him by. Bruno loves the others on his team dearly, but he knows how feral they'd start getting should they have been the ones you told this. You stress him out so much without even realizing it. At the end of the day, how can he be upset by this, when the mere thought of having you be his and him yours gets him through the most strenuous circumstances? You are his guiding light.

Fugo

“You want that? Don’t you see how he’s slobbering over her? Gross. A little self-respect goes a long way.” 

No, he isn’t bitter, what are you talking about, psssh. Fugo always expresses his disgust over public displays of affection, finding it to be in poor taste. Some serious self-reflection would reveal he's beyond envious. It just... looks nice... so fun and carefree... then there's him. A guy who has been chasing after you for years by this point without ever having the courage to make a serious move, lest he risks ruining everything. He keeps trying to confess through telepathy, meanwhile, you think he must be annoyed since, from your perspective, it looks like he's glaring at you. Poor guy. The extremely subtle hints he drops and telepathy haven't gotten him far. Still, staring at your wistful expression when you confess this fills him with hope. This could be the push he needs to say what he's been wanting to say for so long.

Mista

“Well, have I got some good news for you.” 

Mista is his own worst enemy. He wants to come across as casual enough to not pressure you into anything and make the atmosphere awkward, but by doing so, you have a difficult time taking him seriously. This genuine statement from Mista ends up coming across as another one of his jokes. You just kinda give him a light punch on the shoulder and laugh. Meanwhile, he's crying on the inside from yet another instance of you not picking up on his flirtations. What does a man have to do? Get down on one knee and propose while reciting a monologue? Now that he thinks about it, you'd still likely view it as a jest if he were the one to do it... alas. Being the funny person in the friend group has its pros and cons. Regardless of his mixed success in the moment, he'd still find comfort knowing you're interested in a relationship too.

Narancia

“What? You want to be a pigeon? Wait, that’s not what you're pointing at. Ohhhhh.” 

A heart-pounding moment! Okay, okay, he needs to get himself to calm down. These hand-delivered moments by the universe are best approached with a steady mind, using logic and reason to deduce the next optimal step— who is he kidding! You want a boyfriend! He can be a boyfriend! So, by following this train of thought, you could potentially want him as a boyfriend. He'd later go on to reveal this revelation to Fugo who appears nowhere near as enthusiastic about the prospect as Narancia is. It doesn't matter. A fire has been lit beneath Narancia's feet and he's ready to get moving. He intends to boost his appeal and lure you in using the art of subtly. When he's talking to another and you enter the room, he'll switch the subject and then loudly discuss how single he is. Super single. Not in a romantic relationship whatsoever. Nope, nada. His eyes keep flicking to you to see if you've gotten the message. He tells himself in his heart that you did.

Abbacchio

“I’m sorry to hear that.” 

Abbacchio is ready to shame you for envying such an obnoxious, unnecessary display being flaunted in public. Unlike Fugo, Abbacchio holds a genuine resentment toward this sort of stuff and wishes people would get a room. He'd ask why you'd be interested in anything like that. From what he's seen over the years, it's relationships that people loudly flaunt that fizzle out the fastest. You're more amazed that Abbacchio of all people is entertaining an in-depth conversation about relationships to feel like he rained on your parade. He isn't nearly as selfish as he thinks himself to be. He tells you all this not just for his own benefit, but so that in the event you end up with someone else, you'll give these matters some serious thought. He won't ever admit that to himself, however. Deep down in his soul, he wishes for your happiness above all else. He writes this off by telling himself he just wanted to complain about something he's always had a pet peeve about.

#giorno x reader #bruno x reader #fugo x reader #mista x reader #narancia x reader #abbacchio x reader #giorno giovanna x reader #bruno bucciarati x reader #pannacotta fugo x reader #guido mista x reader #narancia ghirgha x reader #leone abbacchio x reader #jjba x reader #vento aureo x reader #jojo's bizarre adventure x reader #scarlet ribbons #answered #Anonymous

[tang3r1n]

here’s my list of anime dudes and chicks who’d fuck with eating ass and why;

(tw, i allude to dark subjects at some points, please be cautious and keep yourself and your mind safe <3)

animes; one piece, jjk, mha, aot

sanji— he’d be weird abt it, too loud, too wet, too gross abt it, idk man he’d be NEEEAAASSSTY.

zoro— not weird but he’d be like…so in love with your ass. like you gotta beg him to touch your clit cause he’s so focused on ur booty

law— hrrngh. hnnngfh- mmmmph.. love him. anyways, another one obsessed with ass but he’d be that sleaze who licks from your clit to asshole. like he edges you by just licking long stripes from one hole to the other reeeaalll slow. fingerbangs you like a MOTHER FUCKER while eating ur ass tho, like the kinda fast that looks like it hurts but feels fucking fantastic

luffy— obviously. no duh. no shit. he’s feral with it, but like law he switches between pussy and ass.. okay wait nvm he leans towards ur ass more imo, more stuff to actually ingest ig

doffy— he doesn’t wanna admit that he’s so fucking into ass, like the sight of a lil booty hole and he’s rock fucking hard, so he makes it a humiliation thing. like he’s making you feel pathetic and horrible for cumming from your ass like his dick isn’t sore as fuck and he’s cumming dry.

i really wanna say shanks. i really wanna fucking say shanks…. i’m saying shanks. he’d be lazy abt it tho, mainly eats you out to get your ready for his dick ngl, more of an ass fucker than an ass eater.

KIDD. KIDD. ON GOD. he’d be like doffy except he’s open abt LOVING ass AND humiliating you. he’s so fucking mean and on his knees slurping and sucking and fucking. deco loves biting your ass so hard you bleed. he’d fuck dry. yes he would.

hrrngk- nami<3– yall i have a PHAT crush on nami.. obsessed with her being obsessed over her bestie. anyways. FUCK. GOD. she’ll never fucking tell you abt it, never ever, but you can always feel her thumbs twitching near your lil pucker when she goes down on you, BIIIGGG into spanking tho. bitch leaves marks through jeans.

gojo— it’s gojo satoru, of course he’s into ass. he is THE man. THE MAN. he’s gonna eat ass, he’s gonna eat pussy, he’s gonna cum in ur mouth and make out, he’s gonna cum in your holes and eat it out. nasty mf with nasty desires.

g-..hm..yeah geto— he’d also be a humiliator. he doesn’t REALLY like ass all that much, doesn’t mind it, BUT.. it upsets you, makes you all teary and squirmy and he DOES like that. spanks so hard you welt <3

sukuna— fuck off you know why. i-i don’t have to say anything, ITS SUKUNA

mommy— I MEAN SHOKO— big bad mommy dom who makes you eat her ass then shoved all kinds of shit in your holes <3 loves doctor play and ‘taking your temp’ the old fashioned way <3 (god spit on me…)

aizawa— UUUUGGGHHHH :( i feel like he’s one of those men who loves fucking ass more than pussy, yknow? he’ll shove a vibe up there, turn it on full blast, and make you sit on his face while he eats you out and fingers ur pussy <3 a true gentleman who cums hands free when you squirt on his face and squeal then draws you a bath <33

fat gum— too easy. too fucking easy, gang he’s another everything man, loves it all.

ende-hm. en. hm. lemme sit on it for a second.

HOLY SHIT DABI— oh such an ass fucker, such an ass eater. he likes it for the taboo, naughty, gross aspect of it. the more you hate it the more he adores it. OH LORD he’d burn lil hearts on your ass so you couldn’t sit, make you lay face down and naked so he can eat your ass out while you’re ‘healing’ (he’s gonna do it again when they’ve scarred over.)

MIDNIGHT.— shes an either-or. she’ll let you choose which she eats out but both holes WILL be stuffed.

miruko— ofc dude. like. ofc. she’s got this carrot dildo you see, BABE JUST HEAR HER OUT PLEASE JUST LISTE—

eren mf yeager, BOTH yeager brothers— zeke is just an ass man, nothing really weird, just loves bootyhole. EREN NOW. eren’s like sanji. like literally so fucking loud and so fucking annoying and so fucking GROSS. there spit and lube everywhere, he’s drenched, whined and cries when you don’t let him fuck ur ass

jean(?)— also cried when you don’t let him go through the backdoor:( he’s such a crybaby, fucking your pussy so hard you can’t breathe while his thumbs are both hooked in your ass, i bet that’d feel weird as fuck cause he uses them to pull you back in.

hange— another obvious gross one. they’d be..so hot with it. god. i love team ‘girlcock hange’ btdubs. they’re the kind to finger you while DEMOLISHING your ass, spitting on ur pussy and rubbing your clit to tight and fast you’re dizzy all while they try and dig their dick deep enough to punch your gut.

GOD I WANNA SAY FUCKING REINER BUT I DONT THINK HES REALLY INTO IT :(

yknow who is??

endeavor, i decided he’d be an ass fucker. ooohh yeeeaaahhh… he’s not weird abt it, but the SSSSECOND you say you wanna get your ass ate he’s tossing you on the bed and ripping off your pants. a snogger, shoves his face ALL up in there <3 another one who SPANKS AND SLAPS AND SPITS AND BITES. he’d be like hange, fucking the shit out of your ass with his.. yknow those like, big logs of ground beef you can buy at stores? enji, anyways, and he’s finger blasting ur cunt with two fingers cause they’re big enough that if he fisted you he’d prolly fucking kill you.

k done. can you tell i’ve discovered a new kink guys?????

I HIT THE TAG LIMIT LMFAO

#.v speaks #.venus updated! #GOD here we go. #tag dump. #..mha #..jjk #..one piece #..aot #..croc #..nami #..sanji #..law #..zoro #..doffy #..shanks #..gojo #..geto #..sukuna #..shoko #okay fuck that nvm #jjk smut #mha smut #aot smut #one piece smut #op smut #tw dark content #hahaha #bootyhole #count how many different ways i said ass #tw dark themes

[frogchiro]

I'VE BEEN THINKING OF AN EXACT SAME SCENARIO FOR SO LONG TOO! i love the idea of capitanos wife feeling bad for ajax, just how lonely he usually is without his family around. so she sometimes will invite ajax to eat with them, either at some restaurant or at their house, capitano agrees to train him sometimes and his wife will check up on both and see if they need anything.

and capitanos wife is so gentle and loving too, calls him the sweetest names (like солнышко, малыш, etc literally anything nice) that he cant help but get hard when he thinks of it later at night when he's alone. thinks of how soft her hands are and how pretty her smile is and how he could ruin her and also get ruined by capitano. MWAH CHEF'S KISS

YES TO ALL OF THIS YOUR BRAIN IS VERY JUICY ANON DEAR

you're literally an angel that can do no wrong in childe's eyes, capitano's young beautiful and adorable wifey who's so so gentle and loving to everyone around you, such a stark contrast to the dark, enormous burly mass of your husband who trails behind you like a spectre, but don't think childe is in any way or form disheartened, no no, if anything he's motivated enough to bag both you AND your husband

and you're so innocent and loving towards him, calling him sweet pet names, inviting him to your and your husbands shared house (more like a palace really, situated in the deep dark woods of snezhnaya) for hearty home cooked meals that remind him of those back home or treating him oh so gently when you're bandaging his wounds after a brutal training session with capitano (which wouldn't even exist if it weren't for your sweet words towards your husband about how childe admires him so much and it's just so cruel how he keeps ignoring the young man just because he's not strong enough, oh if you only knew)

if childe was a better man he'd feel bad for lusting after you and your husband, both the people he admires and looks up to in different ways, you're married so theoretically you're both way out of his league; but the thing is, childe is not a good man, so the guilty thoughts disappear as quickly as they came when he gets a whiff of your and capitano's scarf he borrowed the last time he was at your house, plus his greatest treasure, your precious panties that he managed to snach and hide in his pocket when he excused himself to the bathroom, like c'mon he couldn't just leave them out and about like that; he only regretted it when for the rest of the evening capitano would eye him (or at least seem to, childe could never tell where his eyes were looking) like he knew the redhead was hiding something but didn't comment on it, leaving the talking to you and staying mostly quiet

SMUT UNDER THE CUT, fem!reader, masturbation, threesome, breeding kink, everyone is kind of feral?, panty stealing and sniffing, childe is just a gross and very horny perv :(( but he's in love :(

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childe's eyes rolled into the back of his head, his pupils almost heart shaped as a loud wail made its way out of his open mouth, drool leaking down his chin and with the way his tongue was sticking out he knew he looked positively wrecked but did he care? not one bit

one hand tugging his angry red cock which was leaking precum like a fucking faucet, the other busy between his legs as he thrusted three fingers into his wet hole hitting his prostate almost perfectly

his naked belly was already wet and messy from all the orgasms he pulled out of himself and he was already deliciously exhausted but he couldn't stop now, oh no, tonight was special thanks to his new...accessories

the redhead turned a little and buried his head in the thick heavy scarf he borrowed from you, your and capitano's delicious scents mixed indicating you both wore this exact piece of clothing making him turn positively crazy with lust and want as he felt another orgasm coming up

the fantasy he chose for today was a very specific one, one where both you and capitano were sandwiching him, you spread out so so prettily beneath him, moaning out his name and begging for him to fuck you more, to breed you good, thick thighs wrapped spread wide open to accomodate him as he was forcefully moved forward by the raw brutal strength of your husbands thrusts, strong ink black hands tipped off with razor sharp claws wrapped around his hips tightly as he fucked him like a feral beast in heat if the low growls and grunts were and indication of the man's pleasure, how your tiny body took that fucking beast and was still able to walk around will forever be a mystery for childe when he felt like capitano's cock was reaching his gut

'a-aH~! (y/n)! c-capitano s-sir-! n-not so rough please-i can't-! i-i think i'm cummin-!'

childe's breath hitched as he felt your walls contracting around him so deliciously, wet sound emitting from the place where you're joined as you pull him down urgently to kiss him as you pant from the exhaustion and pleasure, a heavy blush decorating your pretty cheeks as you press the man's face into your heaving bosom and mewl as you feel his lips weakly wrapping and sucking on your nipple, only interrupted by a particulary hard thrust from your husband who grunts lowly as he too felt his climax fast approaching, his cock twitching at your and childe's moans, having two such lovely submissive creatures spread naked underneath him made him go feral, some deep primal instincts telling him he needs to breed

'no-i'm cumming! too soon! t-too soooon-! AH! AH! i-i'm g'nna cum o-okay baby? 'm gonna cum inside 'n b-breed you 'kay? f-fuuuck it huuurts~! yes! YES-!'

just as you were about to reach out to him to bring him even closer and he could feel capitano's long fingers gripping his hips to the point of bruising, he came with a shout only muffled by your panties as he was desperately sucking on them, both his hands working his shaft and inside his hole, prolonging his already painful orgasm as his cock spurted out cum which landed on his heaving flushed chest and he winced when some of it landed on his sensitive nipple

childe was panting heavily like he fought the hardest of battles as he basked in the delicious post-orgasm haze, satisfaction and exhaustion flooding his hormonal body as he slowly came down from the high, his deliciously debauched fantasy still embedded within his mind as he smiled tiredly and licked his lips, deep blue eyes closing and letting sleep take him as he cuddled into the thick fabric of your scarf, taking in it's delicious scent and imagining the three of you cuddling together like this, happy, sated and warm under the numerous warm blankets to keep out the biting everwinter cold out

he swore to himself that he will make this fantasy come true, after all he's tartaglia and if anything if not determined~

#i'm still getting used to writing smut so please excuse me if this is terrible #but i still hope you'll like it :) #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact #genshin impact smut #genshin impact fatui #fatui x reader #capitano x reader #childe x reader #tartaglia x reader #tartagalia smut #genshin impact capitano

[meinewellemeinstrand]

Please tell me the most unholy thoughts you've had about Richard, please also include photo references if possible :)

I've been thinking about this ask since I first saw it, I absolutely loved writing this! Thank you so much <3

So of course when it comes to this man I rarely have normal thoughts, but these may be some of my most unholy ones. Before reading this, please remember you asked for it!

1. Have him use me as his footrest

While I honestly wouldn't have him on anyone actually step on me because it would hurt, I still have a huge thing for knee-high boots. And on those legs they look particularly good. So I would gladly get on all fours and let him (possibly while wearing only boots) put up his feet on my back.

2. Breastfeeding

Just how much man could make a woman wish she could be breastfed by him? He is a lot. And my love for his titties is no secret, so I'd love to curl up in his lap and show them some proper love.

3. Bending him over the kitchen table and fucking him

Pretty self explanatory. I chose the kitchen because it feels practical. Unfortunately there is no visual evidence of Richard being bent over any surface but I think this gif will do. Or you could just look at any picture of him honestly.

4. Riding his belly

I'm not kidding when I talk about it. I would gladly straddle his lap and start riding his beautiful belly in a way that rubs against my clit, and everything there is bouncing and jiggling. I don't think any penis should even be involved, and it's not the focus here anyway. Look how good his belly looks when he's sitting and it's contained by a tight vest, imagine how even better it would look free of restrictions.

And I can just imagine him being there like this while I do my thing.

5. Making out with his belly button

Sounds kinda gross but I'd love to do it. His navel is the perfect shape and also seems to be the perfect depth for a making out session. Also the skin around it looks so soft and smooth and my grabby hands would have access to many things in the area.

6. Burying my face between his thighs and making him squeeze them

I could die of asphyxiation, but I'll take the risk. I could avoid it by making him loosen the grip from time to time so I could give a lot of kisses (and little soft bites if he allows it) on those beautiful thicc thighs.

7. Eating his armpits out

Another thing that sounds kinda gross. Mind you I don't enjoy armpits on everyone, but his are *chef's kiss*. Smooth, soft and thicc like the rest of him. Maybe smelly too, but I'll take it. Sweaty for sure but hey, a girl needs to get her mineral salts intake from somewhere.

8. Tying him to the bed only to kiss and worship him all over

This is unholy only because of the tying, but honestly I'd do it only so he couldn't protest and stop me from worshipping his beautiful gorgeous body. I don't want to do anything else with him tied, just showering him with love and appreciation. He's perfect and he needs to know it.

Thank you for reading my essay on how this man makes me absolutely feral. Still, I won't shut up about it in the future.

#this took like 4 days but i had so much fun writing it #i hope i didn't make anyone uncomfortable #richard kruspe #making me feral like no one else has ever done

[blacklegsanjiii]

Domestic Marco and Sora on the brain, because they're so gross in love I'm going to be sick. Also they're both so cute with their son.

When Sora joins the crew, she takes to helping Marco make medicine first or sewing clothes back together because they're the White Beard fleet, they fight as much as they party. Marco is just thrilled to have someone actually want to listen and learn no matter the reason. Then when they start "dating" which is just doing what they've been doing but way more touchy and Marco will use whatever excuse he can to have Sora in his lap or hold her or whatever. When they ask Sanji for what is basically his blessing for them to be together, he's looking at them in all his like nine or ten year old glory like 'yeah, that's fine, I thought you already got married or something' which makes Marco laugh so hard he's wheezing as Sora explains that's not how relationships work necessarily and they'll talk about it more when he's older.

The first time Sanji refers to Marco as "dad" Marco puts him on his shoulders for the whole day after Sanji's embarrassment subsides and Marco assures him it's alright and he would love to be Sanji's dad if he'd let him. Sora calls White Beard 'Pops' and Sanji calls him 'Old Man' because truthfully they're in the family, have been since Marco's bird brain brought them to the fleet but they let them name them as family in their own time.

White Beard is always excited to have more people join the family. He tells Sanji stories and he's so loud and boisterous but he'll take Sanji so Sora and Marco and can just have some time together. Maybe they'll go to an island and go shopping or something. Sora is really good at keeping Marco's phoenix side in check but he will constantly play with her hair and everyone makes fun of him for it. Marco decides to become a pro at braiding so that he will have an excuse to play with her hair and have her in his lap.

The wedding happens on an island definitely not suited for the size of the bash they throw. Like it so fucking big. The ENTIRE fleet is all the subordinate captains and crews, it is a full week of drinking, eating, dancing, singing, and all the other debauchery that comes with being a pirate. It is the best excuse Marco has had to hold his wife, she's his wife now, he can't fucking believe she married him, he is on cloud nine if not fucking higher with how much luck he thinks he had to fucking land her. Sora in a similar boat of just absolutely over the moon that Marco loves her so fucking much and the fleet welcomed her and Sanji so easily that she has so many happy tears that week and obviously everyone knows the government is going to come after them, if not Germa so like they are balling that whole week, no indulgence is set to side really.

Shanks rolling up to talk about a possible alliance after that and meets Sora and Sanji who Marco has to like haul out of the galley to meet a fellow emperor. Marco is holding a twelve year old Sanji who is just struggling to get back to the galley and the Redhaired Pirates fucking lose it at the sight of Marco holding Sanji away from and introducing him like he is some sort of feral kitten and when he is set down Sanji fucking books it to the galley and yells for Thatch to get his dad. White Beard is chuckling at the show of his grandchild as he and Shanks go to talk and waves off any worry the visitors might have about him or Sora.

Marco probably still takes Sanji on his first mission when he's sixteen and Sanji gets that 100m Beri bounty and now he has take a verbal lashing from his wife and White Beard. Both of them demanding to know why he would take Sanji out. Marco says it's good learning and he needs to be prepared when he comes up because Thatch chose him as his successor, they're pirates and Sora has a sizable bounty already and has been on raids and such with them. Sanji is a pirate, he's been a brat of the fleet since he was eight, he has plans to find the All Blue and reign as a monster of the sea. Marco tells this all to Sora when they're in bed and she knows, she does, but she risked so much to save him and Marco just holds her.

Sora is a fearsome pirate in her own right, she doesn't hold a real rank in the fleet outside of Marco's wife, but her bounty does match the commanders and she's a remarkable swordsman. Her bounty is over a billion beri Marco has it in his office, next to Sanji's and the small photo of the three of them. Sora's locket has a photo of Sanji and Marco in it. They're so fucking gross in love. I adore them.

#black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #sora x marco #marco one piece #marco the phoenix #vinsmoke sora #shirohige!sora #shirohige!sanji

[clonerightsagenda]

New ask for PPLN: Lyra Silvertongue

Hell yeah the ask meme adventure continues

(Ask meme here)

Full disclosure, I have not reread these books in quite some time. I do intend to, so that I'm prepped to be properly judgmental of the TV adaptation, but since my surgery keeps getting postponed I've been putting it off.

First impression

Man I wish I got to be a feral child running wild around a university.

Impression now

Given that HDM deconstructs the idea of the ~ innocence ~ of youth I like that Lyra (especially early on) is depicted as a selfish, impulsive kid who doesn't always make good decisions or empathize with other people. Like yeah, 12 year olds are still figuring stuff out! Most of them would cheer as their favorite bear tears another bear apart and eats his heart! Kids are weird and gross and complicated and authors who write very Pure Innocent Sweet Children just don't remember being that age.

Favorite moment

When she's not sure if she can trust Will so she asks the alethiometer about him and it tells her "he is a murderer" and she goes oh thank god. Bonkers behavior. (Also very judgmental of the alethiometer, I would call what he did manslaughter at best)

Also love that despite being the Eve in this scenario she pulled a Jesus and co-led the harrowing of hell. Love me a good afterlife breakout. Partycrash the underworld just to say hey to your friend and go 'btw while we're here do you want to like. leave'

Idea for a story

Lyra's described as a witch in many of the ways that count after being separated, and she pretends to be a witch a few times during the sequel series. I think she should hang out with them sometime. She suffers from the common female protag written by a male author problem of having no female friends and they might help her more than reading a bunch of depressing philosophy. "Oh your preteen crush is stranded in another universe? Well I've outlived 3 husbands. Let's talk about it."

Unpopular opinion

Is being a #hater of the sequel series so far unpopular? I was not a fan. While I did not expect some sort of secret surprise Will/Lyra endgame and hold the general perspective that most people are not going to have lasting relationships with their 13 year old crushes (a separate nested unpopular opinion?), setting up a romance with a guy who knew her as a baby and was her teacher when she was a kid weirds me out.

Favorite relationship

Does not every 12 year old girl want a giant fuckoff armored bear to be her bestie. At least after Lyra got every other person in her life surgically removed over the course of the narrative she can still visit Iorek the bear king. I hope? I don't remember him mentioned in the sequel series but I don't remember much of it.

Favorite headcanon

While as stated earlier I don't support holding out for your 13 year old crush I think it would be nice for her to get to say hi to all her friends from other worlds in the land of the dead before they all vaporize. (Speaking of which, wasn't the deal that they could only keep that window open if they taught everyone in each of their worlds to stop being assholes. How's that going guys)

#not great I don't think #perpetual perpetual ladies night #ask meme #hdm protag ghost reunion in hell. mary malone will bring the candy treats #hdm

[taintingimagination]

Nathan Explosion • NSFW Alphabet

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Author's Note: Nathan won the poll! Luckily I already had his written out so I can update or whatever to it. Next up is Dick Knubbler...

A = Aftercare: Only known to you, and maybe his bandmates - not really - he's a softie. He won't go out of his way to spoil you, but he'll stay behind to cuddle/spoon.

B = Body Part: Your hands, mainly how small they are compared to his. Nathan finds enjoyment in holding them in his palms ... and watching you give him handjobs. On himself, his arms.

C = Cum: In your mouth or on your stomach. He's hesitant about procreating so he won't finish inside you unless he's wearing a condom.

D = Dirty Secret: Nathan, despite hating the idea, wants to breed you. He's the most territorial of his significant other, maybe even a little more than Toki or Charles.

E = Experience: Nathan was a jock in high school and likely had a handful of girlfriends, but never went the full way with them. Being the lead singer of Dethklok, he has many groupies. Therefore, plenty of experience, but he'll treat you more special than a groupie.

F = Favorite Position: Nathan fantasizes about putting you in a mating press. He enjoys being on top at all times, but will let you cowgirl.

G = Goofy: Nathan's serious scowl translates into the bedroom too. While he does enjoy himself, he's not one to think this is a fun pastime if he cares enough.

H = Hair: Absolutely feral down there, he only trims when it gets uncomfortable.

I = Intimacy: Nathan is a gentle giant. He'll take great care of you and show you a lot of intimacy. He isn't a man of many words, so he'll show you he loves you with actions.

J = Jack Off: Nathan masturbates regularly, just like the rest of his bandmates. He sometimes jacks off over you.

K = Kinks: Nathan's biggest kinks are size and breeding, though he rarely talks about that last one. Dominance is a must for him. He's pretty vanilla as he's indifferent or turned off by other kinks.

L = Location: The comfort of his own bedroom. Sometimes, he'll have you cock warm him while you two are in the studio by yourselves.

M = Motivation: Jealousy is a great motivator. Whenever the band or some dildo flirts with you, his possessive instinct comes into play. Something he won't mention to you: he absolutely adores seeing you in small or tight clothes despite the stares you may get.

N = No: Hitting you, he absolutely won't allow it. Nathan refuses to do anything that will hurt you intentionally.

O = Oral: Don't let this man tell you going down on a girl is gross, because this man eats pussy like life depends on it. He doesn't mind if you give him oral, he prefers it actually.

P = Pace: Believe it or not, he actually enjoys taking his time, being slow, sensual, and rather gentle. If he's in the heat of the moment, he can get rough.

Q = Quickie: Nathan is okay with quickies but they aren't a usual thing for him.

R = Risk: Nathan is indifferent to experiment, he'll only try something new when it's suggested to him.

S = Stamina: Nathan's stamina is insane. If he was given the chance, sex would last from the night way into the afternoon of the next day. It's almost animal.

T = Toys: Nathan also won't admit that needing toys in the act makes him insecure. He would rather use what nature gave him instead of the either of you relying on battery powered plastic or silicone.

U = Unfair: Nathan is a subtle tease. While he doesn't do much foreplay or verbal teasing, there is teasing with this man.

V = Volume: Nathan makes a couple of grunts, he's the quietest one out of the band in bed.

W = Wild Card: Nathan has been asked to appear in several adult magazines early in his career. He was unsure about it at first, but the band encouraged him. Looking back at it now, he's still unsure how to feel about it, saying he feels like a prostitute.

X = Xray: He may not look like he gets bitches, but honey that dick was eleven inches. /ly

Anyways, Nathan is eleven inches and no one can convince me otherwise.

Y = Yearning: High most of the time, if not all the time.

Z = Zzz: Referring back to his stamina, he could go all night into the next day. He won't fall asleep after sex, but he will by cuddling you. He adores seeing you so peaceful and pure sleeping - it's comforting.

#metalocalypse #dethklok #nathan explosion #nathan explosion x reader #metalocalypse smut #still dk how to tag

[two-red-lungs]

I haven't watched lost boys in 100 years but as a kid I had dreams about Alex winters character and his beautiful hair. Do you have any headcanons for him?

I LITERALLY HAVE SO MANY MARKO HEADCANONS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW OKAY LISTEN HERE THEY ARE

TLB Marko Headcanons (SFW):

Just like all the other gang members, he's a psychopathic adrenaline junkie with impulse issues but that surprises literally nobody

WAY more feral/animalistic than his blood-brothers. He'll bite people even when he doesn't need to feed. He just likes doing it for funsies and to see their reaction and fear/upset

Loves to catch/control things. People for hunting, but animals for fun

By this mean I mean he literally GRABS pigeons and crows and rats just to watch them squirm before letting them go. One time he caught an owl and ran into the lobby with this great big flapping nightmare in his hands, scratching the shit out of him, to show it off

The boys enjoy a good hunt. But Marko and Dwayne extra enjoy it. Like, too much

He cackles. Over everything. This isn't a man this is a hyena

For such a defensive, quick-to-anger, competitive, fucked-up little guy, he has a surprisingly dependable and amical relationship w/ Paul. Like, they are best best friends. If push comes to shove it's them against the world

He's Italian. I'll fucking DIE on this hill. A bit of a brat, and a beauty, always used to getting what he wants? This dude was a highly sought-after High Renaissance model in Florence (esp. considering the beauty standard in art at that time was youthful athleticism)

CAN and WILL cuss you out in Italian like a little blonde mobster, even while he's getting hauled away by Paul for Starting Shit

Short fuse. Bad temper. Again, brat.

He won't stop putting stuff in his mouth. Remember the biting thing? It doesn't just extend to people who annoy him. He'll bite on coins, the hems of his gloves, his nails. Bottlecaps and chopsticks, too

Is similar to Paul in the sense that he's gross. Real nasty man. He dropped a piece of orange chicken on the sandy boardwalk? Oh yeah. That's getting eating 100%

Marko comes off as the most overtly inhuman. In the animalistic way he moves, his little feral grins, the way he very obviously eyes people up. His aura is... weird. It's good that the other boys are there honestly bc alone he'd creep people out

That jacket is literally the prized piece of his collection. It reeks and he wears it every night: he's been adding shit onto it since he got it in the 50s, and by "adding shit" I mean "asking Dwayne to do it" because he's shit with a needle

His favorite places on the boardwalk itself: The arcade w/ Paul, the rollercoaster (he likes to stare at the people in front of him and make them uneasy), and the crowded beach (he roams between the bonfires, flirting and being a menacing little shit in equal portions)

Enjoys being a center of focus/attention, but often doesn't get to do it because he's part of a pack now, and David leads

Speaking of David, if anyone else told him to do something??? Marko would be like "literally fucking bite me, I'm not doing that" but if David tells him to jump he'll say "how high?"

I think he views David as the reason why he has brotherhood (and also looks up to the collected, dark, casual aura David has because he's got such a short fuse himself)

Real talk??? Genuinely??? Probably the vampire you would LEAST want to run into alone. You'd die. Probably with the others, too, but with him there is zero chance to negotiate. He will not listen.

If he has a target, he hunts it, and nothing you can say will change his mind.

I hope these resonate with you guys, I think about Marko all the time (✿◠‿◠) he is a terrible little lad. If anyone wants headcanons for the other boys lemme know and I'll write them!

#the lost boys #tlb 1987 #tlb marko #the lost boys fanfiction #my writing

[ddarker-dreams]

Scaramouche x Reader.  Word count: 600. 

This is for an event hosted by @anantaru & @bluexiao​ 💖💖

Scaramouche has this thing — you don’t know exactly what else to call it — where he can make even the most innocuous statement sound grating. It’s a phenomenon that could honestly use some serious study. Maybe it’s the pitch he uses, or how he always looks so smug when he’s flirting with you (gross), but it drives you wild. Not in an unhinged, sexy way. More like a feral-raccoon-hissing-when-you-come-across-it-in-an-alley-eating-trash sort of way. He must be into it, because he’s never made an effort to remedy this fault of his.

Case in point, the man looks you in the eye and actually says: 

“Enjoying the view?” 

He must interpret your silence as some sort of successful spell cast. Though he may not gloat verbally, his body language tells the story for you clearly. His chest is puffed up and he stands akimbo, grinning at you from ear to ear. You put your hands up, like you’re preparing to admit to the most heinous of crimes, further feeding his ego. 

“I was, actually, yes,” you confirm, much to his disbelief. What boldness! What tenacity! He’s probably thinking he needs to up his game, you can see it on his face. And then you finish your sentence. “So would you mind moving over to the right a little? I’m missing the sunset.” 

For further emphasis, you make a little scooch motion with your hands. Just some salt to sprinkle on the wound, ensuring it’s nice and seasoned. 

They say people experience grief in a plethora of ways. Some break down, unable to handle the weight of reality, whereas others lash out and extend their agony to others. Not Scaramouche. His is a cold grief, chilling you to the bone. He glares down at you and you feel more like the trash than the rabid raccoon in your earlier metaphor. Oh, he’s blushing too, from embarrassment or frustration, you couldn’t hope to discern which. You don’t need to know the specifics. 

What you do know is that he’s probably going to be sulky and moody the rest of the night unless you act fast. 

You rush to your feet, dust the sand off your thighs, and approach. Running on the beach is an awkward endeavor, but your fight or flight response makes it easier. Soon enough, you’re right in front of your dejected lover, who is refusing to make eye contact. 

You place your hands on his shoulders and move him over to the right a few paces. Then, you back up, making a rectangle with the thumb and pointer finger of both your hands in a mock kamera with him at the center. 

“And there we go,” you announce with a nod. “The loveliest sight I’ve ever seen. Yeah, I don’t think anything will outdo this.” 

The warm light of evening illuminates his features in a soft, flattering manner. This is paired with the gentle ocean breeze ruffling through his dark hair and his eyes that almost seem to glow whenever you approach. Waves crash behind him, a darker blue than the cloudless sky above. It’s beyond lovely. Had you been a painter, he’d make for the perfect muse. 

“... You really think so?” 

It’s when he leaves behind that prideful thing that you’re reminded of why you’re head over heels for him. While you admire both the oyster and the pearl hiding inside it, it’s difficult not to be somewhat partial to the latter. There’s vulnerability, and most importantly, there’s humanity. Glimpses of shimmers that are worth the trouble of prying open. 

“Without a doubt.” 

You hope he believes it too. 

#scaramouche x reader #kunikuzushi x reader #genshin impact x reader #bloru.sweetnspice #my stuff

[scarlettcicida]

My spidersona, Amygdala.

You mofos with your fanart and fanfiction awoken something dead inside me. I haven’t drawn in literal years so excuse the gross mistakes.

This is my love letter to biology.

Don’t diss my awful handwriting.

Biology

Gender is currently unknown but he has a masculine growly voice and juicy man boobs, plus he prefers he/him pronouns. Starting with the feet he has Tarantula toe padding and curly black talons which can sheathe and unsheathe much like a cat without having to use much willpower to control since they activate automatically when needed. He’s digitigrade, meaning he has inverted knees which works against gravity greatly since he’s a very large beefy boi. His calcaneus bone in his foot is of course greatly stretched to reveal actual bone sticking out of his skin, which he uses for anchoring himself onto any surface for much greater gripping surface instead of having to rely solely on just his toes. For more advanced wall crawling movement he has a 3rd toe on the side of his foot which works like an opposable thumb to properly grab onto objects for more leverage. The 3rd toe is smaller than the front two so it hides easily so it isn’t really noticeable when it isn’t in use, including the bone claw on his heel bone. As we move onto his calves he has an overgrowth of hair with the same density and mechanics as a cat whisker, the tarantula fur eventually lessens greatly as you move beyond the lower section of his feet and legs. That is the only part of his body with an abundance of his tarantula hairs, but the rest of his body hair does retains that density similar to pubic hair as the only “human” hair he has is his actual head hair. His body is a pasty white since he always has his suit on, never bothering to go outside much since he’s a biological horror. On his hands the most noticeable trait is the fact he has large talons. He has no fingernails as the set of bones on the top of his hands had created an large indentation, where the same black chitin which makes up the claws on the front toes also makes up the claws on his fingers which are attached to his bones. His finger talons requires more willpower/focus to keep them sheathed because tarantulas irl can’t just tuck them in since their always climbing and crawling around.

His black fangs are the most prominent part of his mouth which is of course made up of the same biological material of tarantula fangs albeit obviously much stronger. His canines are replaced with scythe like fangs and have a smaller set behind them, his lower jaw has medium sized fangs but only being one pair so when he closes his mouth they very neatly tuck themselves. His fangs are hollow, the upper part of his fangs has a pea sized venom sac located inside the roof of his mouth which shares the same tubing connecting to the sac. His lower jaw fangs is just a single pair so the venom sac is more smaller, the sac being dangerously close to his saliva glands so his spit tastes almost metallic like blood while also including aiding in being way more dissolving than regular human saliva which aids in his eating. The tip of his fangs are a dark red, which is actually neon under UV lighting so the coloration is a warning sign to those who have different modes of vision.

His eyes are fucked up because he’s an eldritch horror. He has horse vision so he’s supposed to view everything in 360 vision but can’t see shit behind his back due to his bloodshot eye, so naturally his body adapted to his vulnerability which is where his sensitive tarantula leg hairs come in. (It’s self explanatory he can sense the smallest of vibrations or changes in air pressure/temperature). He has organic webbing which cakes from a special small, vertical opening on the underside of his wrists. He can change the density and stickiness of his webbing so he’s even more dangerous. He’s feral so watch yo ass when he’s hungry or in a mood. Also he has invisible spider markings only revealed in UV lighting, which is the pattern below along with other add-ones.

Backstory

He was literally just some broke guy who had the best grades in his high school when it came to biology so his ass was invited to Alchemax for a specialized tour reserved for students having a dead set on science as their jobs or just really good grades in science in general. He at the wrong place at the wrong time and got bit by a new species of tarantula which was a mix of 2 other species including a jumping spider, but the spider wasn’t overly radioactive. (Since he was broke and lived in a bad part of town he was the perfect candidate for kidnapping and human testing trails of the genetic altering abilities of the tarantula for Alchemax. He spent most of his life trying to find proof of their inhumane law breaking along with criminal activity). Due to the amount of DNA and intoxication he became Spider-Man, but he was your usual spider person with mechanical webbing and sticking to any surface type shit. In his adulthood he would gain cancer due to the DNA/chemical intoxication, similar to how Spider-man would turn into a spider monster but his version was just slow suffering and death with minor bodily changes like loss of wall climbing since his cells were eating each other and dying. His canon was fighting Doc Ock to the death for managing to expose Alchemax, someone younger was supposed to be bitten to an unrefined version of the tarantula and exposed to radiation during the battle since that someone was an intern. Instead Amygdala was exposed to the massive amount of exposed radiation himself, most of his spider DNA was dormant but being introduced to a nuclear reactor amount from the Super Collider all of his tarantula DNA was turning on like Christmas lights all at once, becoming the horror he is now. He’s an anomaly because his universe used a special radiative core from Doc Ock’s successful reactor instead of the usual power sources for all Super Colliders. Because of his massive mutation of becoming a twink to an absolute beast unit of 7’1 he’s most likely the most dangerous spider person that is only tripled by his decaying mental state. (I’m sorry if I don’t seem to be taking this seriously I really did spent so much time on it because of the amount of angst and body horror I could do. I also know it’s pretty serious and I’m aware of using a terminal disease should be treated extremely carefully, but again I’m only doing it for biology purposes since I know about cellular decay/displacement in the body.) Another canon event is his boyfriend becoming a villain and being killed by Amygdala because of his carelessness. (I have this whole idea about the absolute angst of this because I love other people suffering instead of me).

Personality

He’s in constant anguish because his devolving mental state and bodily pain. That activated 60% tarantula DNA is muddling everything that makes him human. It made the good things perfect but made the bad things even worse, making his actions even more inexcusable due to his mindset and declining mental state in his high school . He has high functioning Asperges with psychopathy, making him seem devoid of empathy/social skills or any other emotion but really not all psychopaths are born murders or serial killers. He just thinks and feels differently, his depression and inattentive ADHD making him emotional numb which only makes him seem worse than he actually is. But like all autistic spectrum shits (me) he’s learned to mask and dissociate so hard he ends up in a different location with no memory of how he got there so he can be viewed as “normal” by society’s standards. He never asked to become Spider-Man and only thwipped around his city since it’s riddled with criminal activity, meaning he can’t fit in as well if everyone is too busy being mugged or murdered. He has no morals nor a code, he’s beaten anyone into comas or permanent bodily harm to keep his streets clean for way longer than any other hero in his universe. After his transformation he became incredibly reclusive and aggressive due to his body rapidly changing like a secondary puberty, but your bones are slowly stretching and cracking into place with enough pain tolerance to not die from a heart attack. Humans have a “lizard brain” but he has a tarantula one. He had a craving for flesh, completely abandoning his apartment complex and moved into an abandoned warehouse where he could set up webbing to catch animals to feed on like any other spider. Eventually his prey got bigger, and his hunger only grew in agony because his cells desperately used up all of his energy to continue transforming him into the thing he is now, and now he knows what people taste like. His venom are made up of digestive fluids and more dissolving chemicals that eat up and melt flesh together like cancer. (His biology is representative of cellular decay and multiplication of areas that don’t belong, and the constant bodily suffering aka cancer.) The longer he goes without meat the weaker and more feral he becomes, because of his cells desperation to constantly regenerate and refill his body with its materials. Without feeding even longer his cells start devouring themselves, the amount of pain makes him even more dangerous and murderous until his hunger is satiated once more where he returns to his more human mental state and goes into a spiral of self loathing for not being able to control himself. He doesn’t care who he eats because he never cared for anyone to begin with, being unfazed and knowing there’s people out their utterly below him like prey because of his god complex. (But he is aware he also has equals, it’s just no one wants to interact with him because he’s a cannibal and and anomaly). He absolutely hates himself and has zero care for his self image. He was always a monster internally and has the uncontrollable power to become even worse or a human being because his tarantula part of his brain makes his intrusive thoughts reality. (Not me dissing myself). He only eats the absolute human trash of people, not innocents no matter how feral he become, but he does occasionally chew into someone’s arm if they aggravate him enough. (He is banned from the Spider Society believe me, he was never allowed in to begin with). He knows he’s a monster and completely unforgivable, so he spends most of him time in his universe strictly inside his warehouse and never leaving the building unless he needs food. (Also in hiding because he’s a menace, absolutely CANNOT be in the Spider Society because his mere prescience gives everyone within the radius of their spider sense a head splitting migraine because of how utterly fucking dangerous and monstrously feral he can be). He’s very monotone with zero facial expressions, he has very animalistic body behavior thats very unintentional so-)

#atsv #across the spiderverse #Spider-Man oc #spidersona #body horror cw #biology #biologically correct Spider-Man #art #spiderman across the spiderverse #spider man into the spider verse #spiderverse itsv #gay spider #spidersona lore #terminal illness cw #amygdala #spider man oc #angst #so much angst

[abbacchiosbelt]

okay. which genshin men are best at taking care of u when you’re on your period. i have my own thoughts. (well. not all the adult girlies in genshin are going to be attuned to their partners period ((see: shenhe, among a couple others)) but the majority of them are, so i’m not adding them to this post. they deserve love, though.)

goes without saying: THOMA (king malewife.), tighnari (can be a bit clinical, but very attentive, kaeya (you may be saying huh?? kaeya?? but he clearly cares Very Much for those close to him and he takes care of them. you are very much included in that.), diluc (a bit weird and Victorian about it at first - not because he’s grossed out by it, but because he was raised very proper and doesn’t want to embarrass you. gets adelinde to help until you tell him you don’t mind him helping)

AND I HAVE A THOUGHT... CHILDE... a lot of people seem to headcanon him as too immature to care but hear me out— childe takes care of his family. he’s an amazing big brother. to childe, you are his family too. he’s going to take care of you. he is second to thoma’s malewife crown. (also... you know... he’s 100% up to ease your cramps by making you orgasm over and over. will eat you out like a man starved. will fuck you and be perhaps even a little more feral than usual due to the blood.)

and here’s who to avoid: wanderer (he doesn’t know shit. you’re going to have to teach him. he’ll be rude about it. not because it bothers him, but because he likes to get on your nerves.), gorou (doggy brain stops working when he smells how fertile you are, sorry gorou)

#menstruation cw #not sfw #genshin impact.txt

[the-brainrot-central]

Heyyyy you mentioned having ocs in a post, I believe…

Do you mind sharing? I like hearing about other people’s ocs 👉👈

OMG YES IM SO GLAD U ASKED

MICKEY

——She is a demon??? I think

——Was intended as part of this little idea I scrapped where several souls get trapped in purgatory because the gods can’t decide where they should go, or something like that, and so they are all just in this blank void slowly going insane together :)

——Each one of them is supposed to embody a concept or a trait of the human psyche in a way

——She symbolizes rage, righteousness, strong justice, hatred, as well as violence and malevolence, if she were a sin she would be Wrath

——Screams a lot, cries a lot, eats a lot, sleeps a lot. Being angry all the time is exhausting for her

——Her existence is just pain

——Frequently violent, favorite weapon is a baseball bat with spikes on the end

——She is chubby and short

——Has ratty, teased up pigtails

——She has a stand (of course) that is a black goopy tar sort of monster, like molten lava that’s all black with fiery, glowing eye sockets or something

Goobie gumba

——don’t have a name for this guy yet

——gender-fluid, all pronouns

——is a shapeshifter

——just a sad, sexy little bitch

——so very sad and sexy

——also has a stand

Old as fuck dude

——no name for him

——he is also in the Shadow Wizard Money Gang (they love casting spells 🪄)

——aka he is also in purgatory

——gay old man, very wise, very kind

——mostly a passive observer of chaos but he will give you a hug if you want

——for some reason I can only imagine him as fucking dumbledore

——but like skinnier and more sad looking

——and with glitter in his beard

——a cynic through and through

——has lost all faith

——has been around too long

——good with kids

——enjoys tarot card reading——he doesn’t believe in all the spiritual mumbo jumbo, he just uses them to pass the time

——has a stand, idk what yet

——someone save this poor man

—

Frankie (evil ver)

——Nasty stinky little man

——Also a demon????

——I hate him so much

——But he is babygirl

——Basically he is a manifestation of me and everything I hate about myself lmao

——Serial killer, cannibal. He likes to torture his victims before they die, it turns him on

——He is more powerful than the others so he can leave the purgatory dimension for brief 24 hour periods. This is how he gets his victims.

——He can’t really control his urges, he’s like an addict

——Little sense for morals, very hedonistic——he values his own pleasure above most things

——He symbolizes lust, gluttony and greed, among other things

——Horny but in a fucked up way

——Long, skinny, lanky, gremlin sized. You can see his ribs through the skin. Bigass fucking feet

——His stand is this grotesque, lovecraftian flesh monster, some beast with many eyes and mouths, covered in some sort of gross liquid like saliva. He can also manifest his stand as a bunch of meaty tentacles, they look like colons/intestines with sharp suckers on the end (think of a sea lamprey)

——Goes into states of feral regression, in which he loses his human intelligence and his brain degraded to that of a wild, bloodthirsty animal, driven by instinct and visceral urge. He loses the ability to talk in this state, instead making grunts and growls, barking, crawling on all fours. He becomes more violent and impulsive in this state

——will eat anything he finds off the ground, doesn’t care how dirty it is. Free food is free food

——Collects trash and random trinkets from the human dimension, hoards them in piles

Frankie (normal version)

——is a high schooler

——very athletic, great at sports

——Plays soccer very well but he hates it

——very egocentric, obsessive narcissism

——Doesn’t feel love or compassion for people, only cares about himself

——very talented but very unmotivated, gave up on life since the day he was born

——he’s a creep, a weirdo, what the hell is he doing here, he don’t belong here

——Is a good friend, despite his personal shortcomings

——doesn’t really like his friends

——doesn’t really like anyone at all to be honest

——he’s just some guy

——has a porn addiction, is into guro (yikes)

——is just not normal mentally, in any way

——just a rotten little fucker

I have more ocs but these are the ones specifically from the Purgatory universe. Might make a second post about the other silly guys

#original character #my ocs my beloved #my ocs are my children #blorbos #just blorbo thoughts #authorposting #anon ask #thank you anon #anon answered #send anons #anon submission #goofiness

[will-you-pick-me]

oh well then he can buy me the nice expensive fountain pens and then watch me destroy them because i WILL stab a man on his behalf with a bedazzled fountain pen Also oooggghhh, i looked at the posts and jack is so. If he's the domestic puppy dogboy then I am going to be the feral hyena he finds in the woods, literally gonna be a dog eats dog house ( heh smirk emoji ) Uuhhhmmm!!! OH! Who am I going to convince to play horror video games with me and whos gonna take this chance to jumpscare me and whos gonna get jumpscared BY me?

He'll gladly buy you the first fountain pen without question, but once it get's ruined, he'll start being a bit more strict on what he buys for you. Steel nibs will likely make their way into all the pens, just for safety's sake. Alternatively, he'll commission someone to craft an all-steel feather for you, that looks like a quill and can be used as a fancy hair pin. Your payment is attending lessons on how to use it correctly, of course.

Jack is delightful and sweet, but... Not quite domestic. More like a former street dog/feral who learned some people can be trusted ;)

Mikey will probably try to jumpscare you, but laugh it off good-naturedly when you manage to get one in on him. You'll switch off somewhat evenly between being the chaser/chasee in the game. You're not getting out of it without him leaning into your ear and whispering something about he'd much rather be chasing you down in the woods for real, though. We love our local whore <3

Ulrich will be extremely difficult to wrangle into actually relaxing for once, but you might be able to manage it on occasion once you've done some work with him. He's not going to be very good at any kind of gaming, though, and you might end up with a very huffy man on your hands when you keep winning.

Zach will try to decline you as politely as they can, but a big enough pout and wet enough puppy eyes will eventually make them cave in to your request of horror games. They'll be making grossed out noises at every bit of gore, though, and will probably lose on purpose when they have a turn as the killer so they don't have to do that to you, even a digital you.

Jessica is thrilled! Which one do you want to play? She thinks she has a couple that are multiplayer and allow for teams, do you wanna take down a killer together?? When she's playing the killer though, she's not holding back, and you find yourself with a GAME OVER screen more than a few times. The victories you do get feel more satisfying, though, because you know she's not going easy on you.

Jack is only agreeing to play if you don't tell him it's a horror game, and once he realized he's whining and pouting at you about being mean to him. Despite that, though, he makes a pretty good killer when it ends up his turn, especially with games that have directional audio. His ears are sensitive, and when those sounds are being played directly into his ears with headphones (though it took some trying to get them balanced on his head in a comfortable way), it's an almost unfair advantage. He's still begging you for some Minecraft instead afterwards, though - and you BETTER be putting your bed next to his after all that!

Narrator has never played a video game in his entire life and will probably be confused as hell, and also very bad at it. Someone set this guy free from the void already lmao---

#pick me! arg #pick me! characters #mun talks #teasers #sneak peeks