#he's pathetic

[artdumpss]

It's been forever since I played this game but I still really love Asra <3

#I'm lying sorta #Lucio is my fav disaster #LIKE I still LOVE asra #when I go back to play his route he still makes my heart flutter like it did when i first played it #but LUCIO....lucio... #he's so fucking stupid #I love him so much #he's pathetic #love that about him #I love pathetic men sm #but besides that I really love Asra #anyways! i love the tagging system hehehe #cat draws #the arcana asra #asra alnazar #the arcana #the arcana game #artists on tumblr #doodle

[amusingmusie]

On the topic of Al being ignored by Nel:

How do you think he’d react to that? I can see him trying more and more outrageous shit to try and get Nel to at least look in his direction and can only imagine what a piss baby he’d be when it doesn’t work. Thoughts?

You know how cats claw under shut doors trying to get in? Imagine that but a 6'2 asshole with shiny teeth who is also whining, "Sweetheart, are you in there? Hello? You haven't responded to my letter! Are you forfeiting? Hello?" on a loop.

Terrifying.

#my asks #he's pathetic #both /pos and /neg

[full-moon-hate-account]

sirius always thought of remus as some huuuge ladies' man, a casanova, this person who'd easily have everyone wrapped around this little finger when, for the longest time, sirius was the only victim to his magnetic attraction or whatever. he was like "obviously everyone's gotta be in love with him" just because HE stayed up late thinking about him. and this was not even in a jealous way, he just figured it was a stone cold fact and tried decided to live with that.

#though when people started falling for remus #sirius became a gatekeeper!!!!! #he's pathetic #everyone adores you (at least i do) #marauders era #wolfstar #sirius black #marauders #sirius x remus #remus lupin #marauders era headcanons #wolfstar headcanons #the marauders #sirius black headcanons

[kayamonsterfucker69]

Fionna and cake spoilers? // Stop lookin at me like i did smh it ain't my fault u a monster fucker nasty ass bitch!!!

#simon petrikov #fionna and cake #golbetty #fanart #adventure time #he's pathetic #ice king #fionna campbell #at spoilers #betty grof

[lost-my-sanity1]

every scene with the two of them feels like some renaissance painting or some revolutionary piece of art.

the way the feelings and emotions are captured without any words. mostly it's about nick.

look at him hugging his knees closing himself off but looking at boston so softly. getting sad when he realised boston doesn't feel the same. but also hanging on to boston cuz it feels good. look at him being surprised and then being happy about the cheek kiss hoping boston feels something. look at him being miserable

#he's pathetic #and we support pathetic gay behaviour in this house #only friends #nickboston

[dramatic-shitpost-poet]

#he's so hot #he's pathetic #simp for reverend #reverend rod putty #reverend putty #rod putty #moral orel #edit

[zot3-flopped]

https://www.tumblr.com/statementlou/739333646377517056

He’s always trying soo hard to be “cool” buts it’s just not working.

Angry old man flipping off a mosquito 🤣🤣🤣

#he's pathetic #louis tomlinson

[enigma-von-obscurius]

Good Evening

#oc #original character #artist on tumblr #vampire #vampire oc #digital #digital art #he has such wet cat energy #he's a loser #he's pathetic #i love him

[prettypangolins]

Okay I'm glad he's gone (kinda, for now) but worried at the fact he's being Trunp-esque in saying the very mean people set out to get him and it's a witch hunt. I just hope the UK doesn't buy that idiotic drivel

#he's pathetic #uk politics

[goreking890]

Roll with me, okay? ( headcannon, maybe?)

the reason belos is so angry other having the day of unity failing, being humiliated by the collector, getting beaten up by teenagers

Is because he hasn't had any gay sex or any gay sex at all in 50+ years

Like look at him

Sexual frustration and every thing he's working for 50+ Years has failed

Also I think this song fits him for no reason or maybe there is a reason and y know I haven't thought of a reason yet still the power in fuvking song omg!

#gay belos #he's gay and pathetic #i can be normal about this #im very normal about him #toh spoilers #toh belos #my lil meow meow #he's pathetic #Spotify

[vriska]

Miraculous Ladybug is fucking terrible and makes me feel mentally ill, I’m obsessed with it 

its the most beautiful train wreck, I’m fascinated, I’m repulsed, I need to know everything I love Miraculous Ladybug

#vree chatter #and you know what? #Adrien and Marinette are BOTH freaks and they deserve each other #do not mistake any of this for hate i say this with love #oh yeah and Gabriel is the most epic divorce man of the year #he's pathetic

[whysamwhy123]

I'm thankful that, despite everything, Daniel can still harness the Power of Dance.

#aew lb #He's pathetic #It's so hot #....wait what?

[miceenscene]

I don't know jack about Shadow and Bone, but boy howdy do I ship whatever Darklina has going on because of all those gif sets you reblog

lol they have so much going on.

they're in love. they're soulmates. they're mirrors. they're balances. they're fated. but they're also divorced and hate each other.

there's so much of this dynamic to gnaw on. and im a feral corgi

#anonymous #darkling is truly my poor little meow meow #he's pathetic #'as soon as she unblocks me the wedding is back on' #alina's too good for him #sunshine who's pissed that this is her job now

[sweetums0kitty]

Do you think that Eli whimpers. Not even just in bed I mean do you think he ever just sits there all alone contemplating his life and then starts whimpering uncontrollably.

I think he does more than whimper I think he's literally this meme.

I think he would whimper ordering at McDonalds. He can gum out a ghost but the bitch can't say he asked for no pickles

#paul dano #eli sunday #danonation #there will be blood #sav speaks #savvy’s asks #tumblr gold #me #i love him #he's pathetic #Eli Sunday is a bitch

[hyenasheep]

Another general Junkrat headcanons with him being in a relationship (gender neutral, they/them)

I mentioned in my previous headcanons that I headcanon Junkrat on aro/ace spectrum since he's rather looking for friends/family, I think he could be demiromantic since he's like extremely friendly but oftenly push away so it takes him quiet a lot of time to actually let someone closer to him (and definitely not just cuz I'm demisexual cough)

Anyway:

He wouldn't be able to shut up about them around Roadhog, like they would be captured by police or smth and he would still talk about them while making dreamy eyes, driving Roadhog insane

He's already extremely touch hungry and clingy, his adhd making it even worst, so if they would be comfortable with his constant cuddles, he would make a second plushie out of them. Sleeping while hugging them, resting his head on their shoulder or lap, holding hands etc. seeking comfort. Like at this point everyone around them would already think they're dating by how close they are.

If they would confess their feelings he would be extremely taken aback, including stuttering and blushing, probably wanting to run away at first or smth

He isn't used to praising but it makes him extremely melt, literally it could be anything and he would be on the verge of tears

If they would start dating he would literally do anything for his partner, he would have brought down the stars from the sky for them if he could (he probably tried it tho, feeling disappointed when Sigma told him it's not really possible)

sappy cheesy old school romantic gestures or extreme stuff like letting explode half of the city in a shape of heart, literally nothing in between

His petnames for them: Firework, firecracker, spark, roo (kangaroo but shorter), koala (if his partner would be clingy), bombshell, ember, doll and more either sappy or creative nicks...

would end his first date with fireworks (which would get out of hand cough) or extreme gunfire as he thought it would be fun to piss off bunch of corporation omnics

Extremely overprotective, like if he would seen even small negativy towards them he would burst out in anger "How could ya even do this to my little gunpowder ya bloody dinkun?!" While yelling at waitress cuz she forgot on their order.

Gifts, all.the.damn.time. usually he either steals them because they reminds of them, including things he finds along the way, or he makes them himself which are either dangerous mess or super impressive

The only fancy thing he has for dates is one of those old black and white, short sleeves tshirt with fake smoking on it

Little spoon, even if they try to be the little spoon for once he just slides under their hands during the night

If they run out of energy they're just chilling in his super messy room/workshop, full of hardcore punk bands and Junker champions (including Hammond and Junker Queen ofc)/sketches of his explosives/stuff like his traps etc., blasting music in his old stereo while he's wobbling around or making one of his inventions, either way he wants them to be around him

If he finishes another invention he immediately run to find his partner to give him feedback, if its positive it gives him extreme ego boost and he starts proudly showing it to Roadhog

If they would praise him for his intelligency or his bombs he probably starts sobbing

Including if they fight for him when one of the overwatch teammates is mean to him after he tried to be friendly (blizzard why are u so mean)

If his partner isn't into the wild stuff as he is his second fav date is arcade nights and live shows (punk ofc)

Roadhog is still sticking around, especially during dates as theur bodyguard (he's actuallys Junkrats emotional support)

Do u remember that one meme from httyd 3? Yea that's them

He's not really good at words when it comes to serious stuff so if his partner is feeling down he waits until they stop venting and than gives them tight hug, after that he either continues with cuddles or quickly trying to build something from stuff thats laying around so he can cheer up them with a gift or he gives them sweet snack (that one Hanzo voice line ;-:)

Junkrat and Roadhog would be basically second family for Junkrats little firework, including travelling around the world, protecting each other, doing everything together etc.

That's all I have for now, I'm not able to make a short post fr

#he's pathetic #he's just a six-foot-tall puppy #i love him so bad #poor little meow meow #overwatch junkrat #junkrat #overwatch roadhog #roadhog #overwatch #overwatch 2 #aromantic #aroace #aroace spectrum #demiromantic #demisexual #headcanons #headcanon #brainstorming #writing attempts #gender neutral #overwatch junker queen #overwatch hammond #junkers #hardcore punk #fictional crushes #comfort characters are better than therapy #i wrote this at 2am

[mahoyakumemes]

#mahoyaku #mahoyaku memes #promise of wizard #promise of wizard memes #figaro garcia #mhyk #mhyk memes #mhyk figaro #he's pathetic