#hes still my baby boy

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went* #Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

[rosieyart]

some very specific headcanons with an experimental painting style

#genshin impact #chongyun #xingqiu #chongyun genshin impact #genshin impact xingqiu #my baby boy #and his bastard bf #idk i want xingqiu to be pretty and handsome but also kinda evil #he is still a good guy dw #and ofc chongyun is just an angel a baebey boy he can do and never has done wrong

[atmothart]

Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed #dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #lizard fashion #The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost #bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends #personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters #since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him #the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me #because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch #but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive #BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier #or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading #I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as #the ex-wives of dracula #he's going to england to escape their ridicule

[sadboyhrs]

Will solos ur favs

#im still thinking abt this #HOW DID HE DO IT #whats his seret #secret #byler #yh this isnt byler yh im tagging it so more ppl see this genius meme #will byers #my baby BOY #listen #how did eddie nancy robin and steve all cringe fail so hard ?? #if will managed to survive.... #HE HAS POWERS #will centric s5 im so excited #eddie munson #steve harrington #nancy wheeler #robin buckley

[dootznbootz]

Odysseus would be the type of dad who would let baby Telemachus taste a lemon just to see the funny face he makes.

#If lil Telemachus started to cry ofc he'd feel bad and comfort him (he adores his baby boy) but he'd still give him the lemon. #odysseus #odyssey #the odyssey #telemachus #mythology #greek mythology #tagamemnon #iliad #the iliad #fic ideas are a brewing #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #my headcanons

[scatterbrainedbot]

Hello :D

You're so cool

Anyway have you thought that in your rat sons au Splinter might outlive the boys?

You're very cool :D love your stuff dude

(tw for some blood, light gore, implied overdose (kinda??))

hi copper!!! this is a fantastic question!

so obviously typical irl rats have far shorter lifespans than the average irl tortoise. according to google (yes, be awed by my spectacularly in-depth wealth of research) the average pet rat lives between 2-4 years ish, and the oldest on record lived to be about 7. meanwhile, an African spurred tortoise (Splinter's species) averages more around a 50ish year lifespan in captivity, tho is suspected to possibly exceed 75 or more in the wild.

Now, the mutation does give us a lot of wiggle room for playing with these numbers. For the rat sons boys, id say their natural lifespan probably clocks in at about 45-55 years old? definitely not old by human standards, but not young young either. (though, its also important to note that the boys were exposed to the mutagen just days after being born.)

For Splinter, meanwhile, aging is slightly more complicated. He lived the vast majority of his life as a regular normal African spurred tortoise (well, non-mutated at least. there were perhaps some shenanigans of a more mystical variety going on before he was mutated, but thats a separate matter) He was about 70ish i think? when the boys were born and they were all exposed to the mutagen. so he is already distinctly an old man turtle papa. id guess he'd probably still have another eh lets say 25-30 years after his mutation. he could probably push it a little farther even with some mystic nonsense, but when push comes to shove id say his 'natural' post-mutation lifespan would put his death like a solid decade or two before his sons.

of course, the tricky part of the matter is that theres no way for Splinter to know any of this. theres no way for him to know how the mutation affected them all, or if it even affected them all in the same way. especially since the boys dont show many physical signs of mutation for the first few years, and just kinda look like normal rats, (albeit with a more human sort of intelligence) — what sort of health standard do you hold them to? what if they simply dont show external signs of sickness or old age anymore? how do you actually know if something is wrong?

for a while there Splinter is very worried that one of his babies will just essentially reach the end of their normal rat lifespan, fall and not get up again.

so mostly, he just tries to live in the moment, enjoying whatever time he does have with his little ones, taking each day as a gift <3

still,

that fear

never

really

goes

away.....

#cue the 2003 tmnt dramatic Shredder sound effect TM #my art #rat sons #tmnt au #ask reply #TOOK ME A FULL MONTH TO ANSWER AND IM STILL NOT SUPER PLEASED WITH THE RESULTS BUT #also apologies if shits incohierent im v sick rn #but thank you so much for the question copper!! #a parents grief and terror at the thought of outliving their children #always gets me #and boy howdy these rat babies do Not make that shit easy for ol Splinter #all of them have brushed too close to death too many times #tbh thats probably why he started teaching them ninjutsu etc #like yeah yeah discpline and routine and practice all excellent lessons #but also #yall squishy babies and ur father is Stressed please learn to fight good so its one less thing he has to worry about #sorry splints theyre hamatos now theyre destined for danger #cw blood #cw gore

[pookiebearsnookumsalicent]

♡ Mama's boy ♡

Half as small and twice as fierce as his older brother, Prince Aemond only allowed his mother, the queen, to bathe him.

#click for better quality #pls click for better quality this looks so bad otherwise #i love them💔 #mommys little war criminal🥰 #aemond is a bit of a confusing character for me🤔 #in the show he is THE mama's boy #in f&b he's... a piece of work lol #alicent hightower #aemond targaryen #team green #pro team green #hotd fanart #f&b #asoiaf #my art #im still a novice so drawing and shading this kicked my ass lol #babies are my M.O.

[akemi-snow]

KakaIru + Those Four Guys From Naruto

I'll assume you've seen the original versions with the canon couples. (I'd link it but have no idea what the OG really is). Now it's the gae version.

#kakairu #koteizu #Genrai #Naruto #Those two guys from Naruto #those two guys from naruto but it's not those two guys #genma shiranui #namiashi raidou #hagane kotetsu #izumo kamizuki #the funniest bit of this is that izumo's screencap isn't edited. Demon Possessed Izumo canon #Also funny that literally 2 seconds after that he's already putting his anger behind because he had a DUO battle tactic idea #Izumo: *is ready to falcon punch Kotetsu into another dimension after embarrassing him in front of 2 ANBU jonin* #Also Izumo: *includes his buddy his friend his sun and stars into his tactic ideas regardless because Friendship Means Friend* #Izumo is the embodiment of 'Just because I'm mad at you doesn't mean I stopped caring' #Also Izumo is currently on duty in that scene + dealing with Ko's lazy ass + just embarrassed himself in front of 2 respected jonin -> #and STILL had an idea for a killer top tier tactic right there. Brilliant baby. Smart boi. Intelligent cutie. Creative little muffin. I lov #Also this is in no way a diss to iruka. Iruka bby. Iruka my boy. Iruka my heart & soul since naruto 1st aired. i love u bby. #Kotetsu in canon: Wants to fight Izumo. Kotetsu as soon as Izumo wants to fight: NOPE *runs* #also gonna post the not gay version for the non shipper side of fandom. Not like I have more than 4 followers but in case it makes it out #It's just. I've seen The 4 Guys being shipped in PLENTY KakaIru fics. So I assumed someone might enjoy this lmao #also because i ship these 3. Everything gay I ship. I love me some non toxic masculine intimate friendship but I also love my gay sorry

[blindmagdalena]

Homelander gifs by request: s02 e01 "The Big Ride"

"I have a family."

#he's so NERVOUS #he's probably also still calming down from that conversation with edgar #him seeking out comfort like this SIIIIIGH #he's a baby ur honour #okay i'm done spamming gifs today haha #i feel mad with power #homelander edit #homelander #the boys #the boys amazon #my gifs

[gunstellations]

double trouble

#detroit become human #rk1700 #the boys....baby boys....woobies... #listen i just think nines would have such an overprotective streak for connor.. #he protecc and he want to attacc. connor will teach him well #my favourite headcanon is nines quietly admiring the hell out of connor and learning from him and his mistakes as well #choosing the most optimal way to exist within society. hes so impressed with connor who is bumbling terribly but doing his best #connor has the experience and higher social relations but nines is much quicker to catch on #they both admire each other and are pushed forward by each others existance and improvement #ive seen a few fanfics where they have that dynamic and its my favourite #they work so sweetly in a brotherly bond it warms my heart (though i am a shameless rk1700 enjoyer) #anyway thats enough rambling #i wish there was a dbh fandom still #im just throwing up doodles now with no thought of making any solid pieces yet #my art #dbh #rk900 #connor detroit become human #also i know theres zero consistency with the art style and keeping them looking the same but fuck that i dont have the patience rn #also also lmao i just noticed but the top one looks like hes trying to kiss connor but no that was a continuation of bottom left sjdjfjdj #feel free to interpret it any way yoy want hajdjfjfjd

[muffinrag]

have you ever wanted to watch a man squirm

#boy do i have a treat for you #hawkeye #hawkeye pierce #margaret houlihan #do you ever go to make a post and think. hmm. this actor is still alive and in his seventies #idk what age he is that's not the point the man is still alive and im posting baby him on tumblr with lust in my eyes #do you think he'd be proud #mash #soliloquy

[thebeautifuldaughter]

fascinating to watch how hozier speaking Irish in his new music is making some people: 1. fetishise him further and/or 2. make 'fun' jokes about gaeilge/gaelic/'''garlic'''' bc like. babes. i can guarantee you neither of those actions are separable from the lingering impacts of colonialism.

#not understanding some of the nuances around a 'dying' (killed) language is not shocking #but treating it like some weird little romantic bog man character trait is annoying #i'm being a wet blanket but if i creamed my pants over irish OR mocked the language here i'd get bottled #and it's been said ten ways to tuesday but stop fetishising what you believe irish culture is like #he is a normal man trying to speak a language that occupies an incredibly complex space in contemporary Ireland #how majority-white cultures victim to colonisation are worshipped/fetishised in a still-bad way but different compared to POC cultures... #i want an essay #the way people are drooling over it while showing that they didn't care about it until their fave white boy sang it... #additionally in a way they have never cared about POC native languages........... #none of this is hozier's fault it's just fascinating culturally #gaeilge #wasteland baby #colonialism #irish language #unreal unearth #hozier

[shit-talker]

What really breaks me about Jason's death is that it was his own mother who sold him out.

The very woman Jason had spent weeks tracking down, the last person he had left of his family. Jason, who was so loving and caring and just needed that mother figure in his life. And obviously, after she served her "purpose" to the Joker, he tried to kill her, and Jason - half dead already, beaten to a bloody pulp - still tried to save her! He still tried to save this woman, who sold him out for cash, who fully knew he was hoing to die at fifteen years of age, who only began to regret it when her own life was at risk.

He still tried to save her. Because he was a hero. He was Robin, and he'd be damned if someone died on his watch. He didn't spend his last moments waiting for Batman to show up - he was desperately trying to get his mother out, get her to safety, to do the good right thing.

And he still died.

He did everything right, and it still wasn't good enough.

#jason todd #batman and robin #red hood #batman #sheila haywood #a death in the family #he genuinely breaks my heart #he was just a little boy who wanted his mama #also the fact that anyone can read his backstory and STILL think he was the “angry robin” is insane #what do u mean?? he's literally baby #that is a literal child #he is NOT the angry one?

[crystallizsch]

we’ve been calling grim things like “my boy” “our son” but imagine it gets revealed he’s actually ancient and way older than us

#still would not stop calling him my son tho #he is nothing BUT my son #my little baby boy #[— #twst #twisted wonderland #twst grim #★'-twst-rambles #—]

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

respectfully requesting a drawing of taichi and sora together and maybe with the proud satosho parents in there too 🥹👉👈

ÖISEDÖIOKJYEGRJN.KYBR always. I love the mole babies. Ugh i cant not draw them Head canon dump in the tags

#the molebabies have my heart #for the love of god dont ship them they are siblings (warning) #for those who dont know who they are these are satoru and shokos kids #we have taichi a brunette and blue eyed boy with a gentle heart and rct powers who loves his mommy very much #and we have sora the gojo clans princess and satorus biggest treasure on earth #she has a version of infinity that she uses to fuck people up in hand to hand #since she doesnt have six eyes she doesnt do hollow purple and stuff but shes still strong af and will do anything to protect her baby bro #also she gets him into trouble because she thinks hes a stuck up and boring #love em #babies #satosho #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #fanart #IPMSSA_SatoSho!Fanart

[clownsuu]

https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=4rl6gOGhRIIw5nw9vG-bJDeDycIfEHAb-GSqbGAdv8M

I made a Robbie bot, don’t mind if he says HAWHAW! 24/7 or bashes his head into trees. It’s my silly headcanon

LMAOOOOO ROBBIEEEEEEE

#There it is gamers da Robbie chat bot LMAOOO #Though I will say I still might make one of him later just to mess around with HDHDSJS #also the photo ya used is Mob Robbie not regular Robbie- unless ya mean to make a bot specifically of mob BHDHD #Gave him a quick chat and he wanted me to join smashing my head against a tree with a “:D” at the end #My baby boy baby LMAOOO