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ringsofsaturnnnn · 5 months
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i'd like to play roulette with the red chips, please 🥺🙏
and may i also have a cosmopolitan 🍹😌
(i hope i did that right HAHAHA)
.˚ 💛┊..⃗. 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲 ⌇
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MDNI | h.nagachika x fem!reader
𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨(𝘴) :: pet names, oral (fem receiving), piv, praise, unprotected sex, edging, use of ‘daddy’ and ‘slvt,’ unprotected sex (let me know if i missed anything!)
𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦 :: mack i’m fr so glad you requested hide. i love him sm 😭💛. i’m sorry this took so long. i reallyyy hope you like it!
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𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥
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“honey, i’m home!”
those three words were always your favorite to hear. while they were simple, they meant a lot to you. it meant that your husband, hide, had returned home to you yet again.
being a member of the ccg wasn’t exactly the safest job in the world. you knew why your husband worked for them, but it still didn’t make you worry any less.
getting up from the couch to greet him, you flashed him a smile. “there’s my pretty girl.” he cooed after kicking his shoes off. your eyes roamed his body, taking in his features. he always looked so damn good in that uniform..
“honey?” his voice pulled you from your thoughts. blinking and shaking your head, you laughed slightly. “oh, sorry. i was uhm..” trailing off, you couldn’t help but look away. you didn’t necessarily want to admit to your husband that you were checking him out.
“admiring me?” he finished for you. he reached out and cupped your cheek with his hand. moving your head, he forced you to meet his eyes. swallowing, a small blush covered your cheeks. you went to speak, but every word that you thought of died on your tongue as you looked into his eyes.
“come on, angel. use your words. aren’t you going welcome me home?” he teased, a soft chuckle escaping him. the sound was like music to your ears as you looked at him. “w-welcome home.” you stammered out, repeating his words. “oh, come on. that’s it? no, ‘i love you’ or anything cute like that?”
hide had always loved messing with you. he enjoyed how flustered you got. “i-i..” leaning down, he pressed a soft kiss to your lips to silence you. “don’t worry, i’ll get you to use your voice.”
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“hide!” a soft moan escaped your lips as he continued to draw lazy circles around your clit with his tongue. your fingers gripped the bedsheets tightly as you threw your head back. you could feel him smirk before he pulled away. “yes?” he chuckled, licking his lips.
“s-stop teasing.” you whimpered. he had been edging you for a good ten, maybe fifteen, minutes now. all you wanted was to cum, but he was denying you the satisfaction. “aw, my pretty girl wants to cum?” there he went teasing you again.
nodding your head, you looked at him. “please.” your voice was shaky as you gently bucked your hips. “ah, ah.” he shook his head, his blonde locks falling over his forehead. gently pinning your hips to the bed, he looked down at you with those chocolate brown eyes of his. they were always so warm and full of love.
a soft whine escaped you as you looked at him with pleading eyes. “don’t whine, sweetheart. i’ll let you cum.” he smiled at you before burying his face between your legs once again. he was quick to slip his middle and ring finger inside of you, his tongue immediately latching on to your clit.
“a-ah!” you squeezed your eyes shut as he immediately began pumping his fingers in and out of your sopping cunt. his tongue swirled around your clit, making you clench around his fingers. you could feel him chuckle, which made your eyes roll into the back of your head. “h-hide! fuck!”
it wasn’t long before your fingers found his tangled, messy locks. gently tugging on them, you felt that familiar feeling start to build in your stomach. you prayed that your husband would finally allow you the release you so desperately craved.
“p-please,” you cried. “please let me cum!” you could feel yourself hurdling towards your climax. “go ahead, angel. you’ve been a good girl.” he murmured around your clit. with a soft squeal, you felt yourself cum around his fingers. your fingers gripped his hair harshly.
hide gently pumped his fingers in and out a few more times, helping you come down from your high. once he was satisfied, he pulled his fingers out, watching as a string of cum followed. “such a good girl. came so much for me.” he praised. bringing his fingers to his mouth, he immediately licked them clean.
your chest rose and fell with every breath, your eyes still closed. after a moment, you opened them. hide was kneeling next to you on the bed, a smirk decorating his features. a bulge was noticeable within the tight confines of his navy blue slacks. “a little hand, love?”
you were quick to sit up, your hands immediately reaching for the belt that held up his slacks. “so eager.” his tone was teasing as you fumbled with his belt. after a few more minutes of you fumbling, hide decided to help you out. his fingers made quick work of removing his belt, the sound of the leather sliding out of the fabric making you drool.
the second his belt was discarded, you quickly undid his slacks and pulled them, along with his underwear, down. his dick immediately sprang free, the tip red and already oozing precum. “look at what you did to me angel. you’re just too damn pretty.” pressing a kiss to your lips, he carefully pinned you down to the mattress. while he kissed you, he finished discarding his pants.
“‘m gonna fuck you so good.” he murmured. you whined against his lips, spreading your legs to give him easier access. “that’s a good girl.” he chuckled as he slowly slid into you. a pornographic moan escaped you, your eyes immediately squeezing shut.
“taking my dick so well, pretty girl.” he praised as he slowly started thrusting in and out. the bed dipped under the pressure of bodies as he started to move his hips faster and faster. “a-ah!” your arms had looped around his neck as he pushed his hips flush against your groin.
resting his forehead against yours, he couldn’t help but press another sloppy kiss to your lips. “so fucking deep!” you cried against his somewhat chapped lips. he continued to roll his hips against yours, allowing every inch of him to fill you up. “and so b-big!”
that had hide chuckling. “yeah? but you can take it. i know you can, pretty girl. you always take my dick like a champ.” he groaned. hide couldn’t help but praise you, especially when you were a sweaty mess underneath him. while he loved how you looked no matter what, his favorite way to see you was fucked out underneath him. it made the long, grueling hours of working for the ccg worth it if it meant he could come home to his perfect girl.
“i-i’m gonna cum, honey. where do you want it?” soft pants escaped him, his body sticky with sweat. you only whined, not giving him a direct answer. leaning down, he whispered in your ear. “if you don’t tell me, i’m going to cum in this slutty little pussy and you’re just going to take it. take it like a good girl.”
his words made your eyes roll into the back of your head, your hips bucking harshly against his. “d-do it! cum in my slutty cunt, daddy!” you whined as you felt yourself come undone on his dick. the second your velvety walls squeezed hide’s already sensitive dick, he came. “o-oh fuck!” he gasped.
he thrusted his hips a few more times, carefully working the both of you through your climaxes. as you both came down from your high, you couldn’t help but let out a giddy giggle. “what’s got you all giggly, cutie?” hide asked.
“oh, i’m just glad you’re home..”
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keisukebajimipatron · 11 months
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Who is the best boy/best friend in anime?
And why weren't you going to choose him? 🤨
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I was watching Tokyo ghoul (yeah watching the anime instead of reading the manga again but oh well) And remember how little Tokyo Ghoul is appreciated but especially how little this wonderful man is appreciated.
God I love him 😭 ♥️
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mossy-rot · 2 years
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Welcome!
figured I should do a master post so everyone can get the gist if they wanna follow. let's go!
~My name is Moss/Mossy or Lucien (although I also am okay with the names Dionysus and Valentine), I use he/him and they/them pronouns. I am a genderfluid asexual and I'm biromantic. I am 20.
~What I do is nonsense posts, art, writing, and cosplay.
~My blog is not completely SFW as I often draw characters in lingerie however I do not do outright smut of any kind. Follow at your own discretion!
~Find me also on AO3 as M0ssy_R0t for mostly crack fics and angst.
~the fandoms that you will find me talking most about are:
-Demon Slayer- -Deltarune/Undertale- -Tokyo Ghoul- -Persona 5- -The Stanley Parable-
~the main characters I talk about within these categories are Enmu Tamio, Rouxls Kaard, Mettaton EX, Shuu Tsukiyama, Hide Nagachika, Goro Akechi, Yusuke Kitagawa, Stanley, and The Narrator.
~The ships I talk about most often are Mettakaard, Tsukihide, Akekita, and Stannarrator.
~My DMs are open if you want to chat about these things or simply say hi! However I will not hesitate to block you if you are rude or inappropriate.
~Always open to asks!
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~Some of my posts can be confusing if you are not aware of the AUs I talk about! The following tags are pretty self explanatory.
#Mossy's teacher AU
#Mossy's tg x p5 AU
#Enmu taming AU
~I also have a master list of lgbt headcanons for the characters I talk about that you can find here!
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~I do not often post about them but I have many OCs! You can find their names and appearances + lgbt info here!
~I am currently writing a queer enemies-to-lovers fantasy romance. I am building the world from the ground up so it's taking awhile! I plan to write other books within the same world.
~You will most often see Kabrin, an elf who is surprisingly not the main character. He's just my favorite.
~The world in question is high fantasy with an emotion based magic system, meaning that magic and how it is handled varies wildly from each user.
~I am always open to questions about my little project!
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flower-boy · 5 years
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How To Train an Idiot
Part 1 
Part 2/?
CollegeAU!Hide Nagachika x Reader (Majority Fluff)
***Contains cussing, sprinkles of sexual innuendos, language, and/or themes–and overall idiocy (from author and characters alike.)
Short Chapters/One Shots
(AN: This is something I wrote back in 2016-2017 and has been sitting in my Drive forever. Minimal re-editing was done because it’s not meant to be a very serious written piece. Just for comedy and funsies. Enjoy.)
Side note, very short part, next part is longer.
A handful of sessions later, you find yourself comfortably lounging on Hide's couch, feet propped up on the coffee table like the place is your own. Hide paces the room while gnawing on his lip keenly.
"Wrong, again."
"This is hopeless," you protest, "You already know I'm not good at this!"
"Just try again. The very first Emperor of Japan was?"
"It's that Itoku guy, right?"
"...You're getting warmer," he suggests, trying to sound optimistic, but he ends up laughing at himself. He could never be the type to lie. You grab the nearest pillow and chuck it at him.
"This isn't funny Nagachika—!"
You are both interrupted when you hear the doorknob being fumbled with, and simultaneously your attention turns to an unfamiliar guy strolling right through the doorway.
"What are you doing home?" Hide asks him without even hesitating.
"My class ended early today, so you're stuck with me for the next few hours," the boy replies, sticking his tongue out at Hide. He's about to say something else snide before his eyes land on you sitting idly on the couch, and he freezes.
"Who's the chick?"
While the guy eyes you, Hide sighs as if it takes so much of his energy just to answer the boy's questions.
"Terada, this is _____, my 'student'. ______, this is Terada, my roommate. Now leave us alone—"
"So this is that history chick you won't shut up about," he says with a quirked eyebrow. You turn back to Hide with a curious smirk crossing your face; it's impossible not to notice the blush spreading across his cheeks, hitting ear to ear.
"You talk about me?"
Terada answers for him, "All the time."
"I let him know whenever you're coming over so he doesn't bother us, but that's it. Don't get a big head," he tells you defensively, offering his roommate a bewildered gaze. You peer over at Terada's face and he nods while laughing.
"Yeah, okay," he murmurs sarcastically and leaves you two to throw a few things in his closet.
"Anyways..." Hide rubs the back of his neck uneasily. "Back to stuff that actually matters."
He huffs the last part loud enough for Terada to hear and all you can do is chuckle at their apparent banter.
You two continue talking comfortably about the Meiji Restoration and Commodore Perry for what seems like forever...
Your phone lights up sometime later with a text from your roommate and you curse, "Shit, I'm in trouble. I was supposed to get dinner tonight."
You stand from the couch and rush to pick up all your stuff.
"You're leaving?"
"Yeah, it's already 5PM dweeb," you argue and his brows raise in amazement. He glances at the clock and, sure enough, the hours have flown by faster than he thought. He frowns and feels that he's a little more disappointed than he should be while watching you pack your things back into your bag.
"I'll see you later," you tell him with a cheeky smile and head for the door to leave.
"Uh, wait!" he calls out and you turn to meet his eyes, "Don't you wanna go over the Bakumatsu one more time you before you leave...? We didn't really talk about Sakamoto's death? Or the way he—"
"It's okay Hide, I feel pretty decent about everything we covered. I'm pretty sure he won't ask us about it, but thanks anyway," you explain indifferently, offering him a small smile. Your feet proceed to move once more.
"U-um—" He can't help himself and grabs for your wrist before you can make it any further. You look back and furrow your brows at him.
"Is everything okay?"
"I... just... I really think we should review or something one more time before you leave! Just to be on the safe side, you know? Mid-term is pretty soon and this is a decent-sized section. It'll be super quick, I promise."
If you were being honest with yourself, it really seemed like Hide was making up excuses just for you to stay over with him a bit longer. You convinced yourself that most of the time you were just a nuisance to him, but maybe he did actually enjoy your company...? Whatever the reason, you give him a curt nod and agree to review one more time and one time only. The cute bashful smile that stretches on his face makes your chest swell and you join him back on the couch while he rambles on once more about the Bakumatsu. You make sure to pay very close attention to every excess detail his lips spill, just a little more enthusiastically than usual.
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One lazy day in the dorm, you two are mulling over a paper that was assigned in class. While Hide scribbles away at his notebook, you start drifting off-topic, which was typical.
"Terada comes by a lot more than he used to," you hum quietly when you hear the aforementioned's voice talking with some other frat guy noisily out in the hallway. Hide blatantly rolls his eyes at the mention of his name. "Who knows dweebus, maybe he's interested in studying with us?"
"I doubt that very seriously," he mutters, "He's just being nosy, as per usual."
"C'mon now, you know what they say. Three heads are better than two."
"Here," he says and hands you his pen. You stare at it and then back at him confusedly. "Kill me with it."
"Hide!" you exclaim and slap his arm. You let out a goofy laugh that makes his stomach tie into flustered knots and your laughs mingle in the air while the doorknob jiggles a bit. The door opens a second later.
"Hey roomie," Hide sighs out without even looking back.
"Hi Terada," you also acknowledge him as he steps inside the dorm. He ignores Hide all together and grins at you.
"Oh, hey babe, you're over here today. What a coincidence."
You falter to respond at the candid pet name as a rosy hue spreads across your cheeks in reflex. Hide replies for you instead, grimacing into his book and writing a little more forcibly than usual.
"Yes, a very unfortunate coinkydink indeed."
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death-of-the-self · 6 years
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Hidekane smut animation, up in, 3,2 -
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mrs-kusatta · 7 years
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quick doodle :DD
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rainbowwritesthings · 7 years
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Not Now
The CCG has some truly bad timing and interrupts important cuddle time.
Link on AO3---http://archiveofourown.org/works/12114465
Kaneki stroked Hide’s face, which was still flush and sweaty from their previous excitement, and couldn’t help but lean forward to lock their lips together once more. When he withdrew he chuckled at the mock betrayal the other wore at breaking the kiss so early, “I can’t believe you would hold back now.” 
Kaneki tucked a blond lock out of the way so he could kiss his forehead and got up off the bed. “We need to clean up before this stuff dries.” Hide nodded at the reasoning and let the other go and fetch a wet towel, “so how did you like it?” 
Hide tried to keep his voice lighthearted at the question but was curious about how it was for the other. The question took a moment to sink in for Kaneki but when it did his face grew red, “it- it was good.” As he was cleaning himself up he realized that he could’ve used a better adjective to describe one of the best experiences he had ever gone through. 
At how silent it became he tried again, “I mean, it was really amazing. You were really amazing.” When he came back into the room he saw his boyfriend looking at him with a look that made his heart pound faster. “Just amazing, huh?” 
His tone sent excited shivers down the ghoul’s spine and he tried to keep the others gaze, “you were perfect.” This caused Hide to blink in surprise and let out a short laugh, “I didn’t really do a whole lot but I’ll take it.” 
Kaneki was going to argue, but saw some of the light marks covering the other and when he followed them saw what he knew to be a bite mark. His blood ran cold at the sight and he took an instinctual step back, “did I do that?” 
Hide didn’t like how fast this was turning dark, “Kaneki it’s ok, they're just hickeys. None of them hurt, in fact it was surprisingly hot.” Sadly, his plan of redirecting the conversation didn’t hold and Kaneki shook his head, “Hide I bit you, hard. I could’ve hurt you.” 
A thought seemed to occur to him and Hide knew immediately what it had been about. Ignoring the dull ache from his backside he stood and went to the other, “you didn’t hurt me, not even a little. You were gentle, slow and made sure that I was doing ok.” 
This did seem to calm the other down but his gaze was still fixated on the bite mark, it didn’t look to bad and luckily he hadn’t broken skin. Seeing that the crisis had been averted Hide grabbed the towel from the other and started to clean himself off, however he was interrupted by a knock on the door. 
Finishing quickly he threw on some clothes, which he belatedly realized were Kaneki’s, and went to the door. After making sure that Kaneki was out of sight he looked through the peephole and opened the door, “if this is a noise complaint, I swear I can explain.” 
When he saw that the two men were not only dressed in suits but were carrying briefcases, he knew what this was about. “If you would please step out and close the door, sir.” Not wanting to cause a scene he did as he was told and shut the door behind him, “how may I help you two?” 
He tried to keep his voice calm, he knew that one wrong move could change everything but when he saw how the two exchanged a look, he knew it would change anyway. “We have reason to believe that your, companion, is a ghoul. A rather dangerous one at that.” 
Hide had known this would eventually happen but still wished it could have been on a different day, “that’s impossible. I think I would notice if my boyfriend was a ghoul.” He knew that Kaneki was on the other side of the door listening, and hoped he would get the message and run away. 
One of the investigators seemed to notice his barely covered mark and gripped the briefcase silently, “sir how did you get that?” Hide scratched at it lightly, “sex, I like it rough.” They didn’t seem to buy it and one of them grabbed his arm, “don’t worry, we’re her to help you. We can keep you safe, so please stay calm.” 
When Hide didn’t move the investigator gripped the arm tightly and not so gently dragged the other away from the door, and Hide hissed slightly at the sudden pain. Not a moment later the door was ripped open and Kaneki came out, Kagune ready to strike. 
<p>“Don’t you dare touch him!” The man closest to him barely had time to blink before he was ripped in half and Hide’s arm was dropped. “Run!” When the man didn’t hear the sound of feet running and looked back to find the blonde, not frozen in fear but instead seemed to be waiting. </p>
Realization over what had just happened came to late and the man felt as his stomach was torn open. Falling to the ground he watched as the ghoul went over to the human and held him tight, “are you alright?” 
The blonde chuckled and nodded, “yeah, got to say I was pretty surprised when you broke the door down with your guns blazing.” The ghoul seemed to think about something before finally speaking, “Hide I think you should-“
“I think I should move in with you.” 
Kaneki shook his head, “no you can’t give up your whole life just to go into hiding with me.” “I’m not giving up on my life, I’m just taking it in a direction it wasn’t going in before. I’m sorry to this, but you’re stuck with me. I’m always going to want to do everything I can to help you, because I love you.” 
Kaneki smiled at the sincere response and after a moment nodded, “I won’t let anyone hurt you. I love you too.” The now dying man watched as the two walked away, hands interlaced together, and cursed his stupidity for not waiting for backup.
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The touken situation
Okay so there was the whole Touken being canon in tg thing going around and I know I’m late but I wanted to share my opinion on this subject. Now I don’t ship Touken far from it I ship Shuuneki, Hideki, Hidekiyama and Yourouka (Yorika? Touriko? Touka x Yoriko essentially). BUT that doesn’t mean I’m going to go batshit insane of Touken becoming canon and tell Ishida to kill himself. You can ship w/e you want that’s part of what being yourself is about, much like you can eat w/e you want or do w/e you want. No ones saying otherwise so why are you hating on Touken? I mean I’ve never shipped them but it was pretty obv. they were endgame since the beginning. You can ship what you want, cosplay what you want, make edits of what you want. So shut up, stoping making a fuss and go and read/write some shuuneki smut or something. Thank you.
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seraphine16 · 5 years
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Chapters: 2/4 Fandom: Tokyo Ghoul Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kaneki Ken | Sasaki Haise/Kirishima Touka Characters: Kirishima Touka, Kaneki Ken | Sasaki Haise, Nagachika Hideyoshi Additional Tags: Undercover, Angst, Smut Summary:
She was supposed to kill him. Get close to him, gain his full trust, then make him disappear from this cruel world to hide any traces of her.
So why, when his soft lips pressed against her forehead, his arms wrapped tightly around her slender waist, whispering the famous three words - her heart tugged painfully in her chest?
LOL it took me 4 months to update this.
I don’t know how it got sensual in the end D:
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sugardaddyshuu · 6 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Tokyo Ghoul Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kaneki Ken | Sasaki Haise/Nagachika Hideyoshi, Nagachika Hideyoshi/Kaneko ken Characters: Kaneki Ken | Sasaki Haise, Kaneko Ken, Nagachika Hideyoshi Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, kaneko - Freeform, Vaginal Fingering, Vaginal Sex, awkward but amazing sex, First Time, Established Relationship, Self-Indulgent, Fluff and Smut, Smut, Fluff, Domestic, cute underwear, Seduction, kaneko is a seductress! hide will tell you, cuntilingous, pussy eating, eating her out, this is embarrassing, Light Praise Kink, theyre in love Summary:
In which Hide intended to have a normal study session with Kaneko, but she had other plans.
Aka purely self indulgent HideKane smut with Kaneko! I did not mean for this to be 7k words… But it is so enjoy!
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nitsuki-baka · 6 years
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(for the @tgvalentine2018 event)
Happy Valentine’s day to @dadankbank! 
Here’s my gift for you, hope you like it (and that it’s not too long because, my God, this wasn’t what I had planned out lol) 
Really enjoyed writing for a legend. 
A merry life 
Fandom:
Tokyo Ghoul
Rating: Explicit
Relationships: Kaneki Ken/Nagachika Hideyoshi
Characters: Kaneki Ken, Nagachika Hideyoshi
Additional Tags: Valentine gift, Valentine’s day, angst, fluff, smut, awkward first times
Summary: ‘’What? Can’t I say you’re my true love, my everything, my-‘’ Hide was muffled by Kaneki’s desperate hands. ‘’Please.’’
‘’You’re going to be the dead of me sometime.’’
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ringsofsaturnnnn · 5 months
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˗ˏˋ 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐚 ´ˎ˗
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𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 | 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝
↳ welcome home :: 🔞
𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬 | 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝
𝐡𝐜𝐬/𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐬 | 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝
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midori-verte · 7 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Tokyo Ghoul Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kaneki Ken/Nagachika Hideyoshi Characters: Kaneki Ken, Nagachika Hideyoshi Additional Tags: Hidekane Week, Hidekane Week 2017, day 3: late-night snack run, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Smut Summary:
A thunderstorm thwarts Hide's plans to run out and get a snack. He finds another way to pass the time.
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flower-boy · 5 years
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How To Train an Idiot
Part 1/?
CollegeAU!Hide Nagachika x Reader (Majority Fluff)
***Contains cussing, sprinkles of sexual innuendos, language, and/or themes--and overall idiocy (from author and characters alike.)
Short Chapters/One Shots
(AN: Publishing here because it’s not getting any attention on Wattpad so maybe some people will read it here, who knows. This is something I wrote back in 2016-2017 and has been sitting in my Drive forever. Minimal re-editing was done because it's not meant to be a very serious written piece. Just for comedy and funsies. Enjoy.)
The whole boys' dormitory floor reeks of musk and pizza.
Is this really how they live...  
You can't help but ask yourself this while grimacing so hard, you're sure your facial muscles are taut with visual distress. Truth be told, if you hadn't been contemplating so much, your ass would've jetted out of there half an hour ago. Yet here you were, shuffling from foot to foot, trying to think up some type of dumb monologue. Maybe some would consider it a plea, a cry for help of sorts. Regardless, you stood in front of the door to a foreign dorm, glaring at the wood a little more than the normal person should be. Your eyes run over the metal numbers nailed to the door for what seems like the thousandth time; there was no denying this was the room number your friend had texted you. A sigh leaves your lips before you finally knock.
It seems like an eternity passes by without an answer, and the smell in the hallway is somehow getting worse. You groan and turn on your heels to leave, but just as you take the first steps, the door creeps open gently. Your eyes fly back to the spiked mess of mangled orange and brown that peeks from behind the door. His eyes have dark baggage like he hasn't slept in a bit, they're barely open with the intensity of the bright lights in the hallway. From behind the door, only his bare shoulder is showing. I guess I woke him up or something.
"What's up..." His dazed voice trails off as he rubs one of his squinting eyes with the back of his hand.
"Um, hi," you begin apprehensively, toying around with your phone, "I'm ____..."
He yawns, his eyes still closed, and a soft smile actually graces his face. Yet, he looks like he's ready to pass out any second.
"Hello there, ____," he hums, "I'm a little hungover."
"A little?"
"Okay, maybe a lot."
"Maybe I'm at the wrong dorm then..." you suggest. "Does Hide Nagachika live here?"
"Well, you're talking to him," he points out with nonchalance.
You tilt your head suspiciously, "No offense, but are you sure you're Hide Nagachika?"
"I'm pretty sure I am— and if not my student ID is an excellent liar," the laugh that follows is warm and easygoing as he contemplates the possibility, scratching his head. "Heh, you sound a little surprised."
"It's just..." You sigh while side-eyeing his bed head again, "You're absolutely sure you're the real Hide Nagachika? The A+ history student?"
"Cute," he smiles sleepily and leans his head against the door frame. "How can I help you?"
"Christ... Well, long story short, I'm failing Asian History this semester and the midterm is coming up. A mutual friend told me that you take really good notes and that you actually fill out the study guides."
"That might be true," he concedes. "Go on."
"I guess I was hoping you'd be willing to let me study from your study guides?"
There's a beat of silence before he hums, and only then does he finally swing the door open completely.
"Woah, o-okay okay—!" You slap a clammy hand over your eyes in haste when his naked lower half is fully exposed. This boy was so out of it that he forgot he was stark naked? Whatever he was drinking the night prior, you surely make a mental note to ask for some of that.
"Come on in—"
"Listen, I'm gonna need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else," you inform him flusteredly, your hand still clasped over your face as heat rises to your cheeks.
"Shit, my bad."
He disappears for a brief moment and returns a second later.
"I'm decent, sorry 'bout that," he murmurs and you let out a deep, relieved breath you didn't know you had been holding as your eyes regain their vision. He's already searching through his notebooks intently so you merely step inside and close the door gently. The dorm surprisingly smells clean and fresh, and the change of atmosphere is pleasant. The place is covered in posters of superheroes, there are manga and clothes all over the desk and floor, but other than that it was relatively clean... for boys of course. You find yourself smiling subconsciously. Hide staggers throughout the dorm lethargically in newfound blue and black kitty boxers and a simple t-shirt, searching for more and more papers. You nearly choke on stifled laughter.
"You're lucky my roommate isn't here," he mumbles and chuckles. Another yawn slips from his lips, then he lowers his voice. "Terada drools over girls like you."
Your brows hitch inquisitively, "Girls like me?"
He leaves the question hanging in the air as he continues searching. After a moment, you hear him grunt contently, straightening up his finalized selection of papers in his hands.
"Here you go," he states groggily while thrusting a thick stack of several stapled packets doused with blue ink scribbles in your direction. You take the packets reluctantly. Your eyes gaze over the first page quickly. Wow, she wasn't kidding, this kid's filled out this thing thoroughly...
"Thanks."
"No problemo," he insists while stretching his arms to their full extent. You don't catch the long side glance he takes of you while you're more preoccupied with his notes. When you're still standing there a minute later, a minute longer than you should be in all honesty, he furrows his brows and rubs his eyes.
"Everything alright?"
"You don't want anything in return?" He gives you a funny look and you sigh. "Money, food, test answers? I know a guy—"
"You're fine," he assures you and shrugs, "They're yours for as long as you need them."
"Wow, thank you."
"Don't mention it."
You don't say anything more; instead merely heading for the door with a pleased smile, clutching the heavy stack to your chest. There's a smile that tugs at your lips, simply because you finally had some kind of chance at passing this class. You really owe your friend once this was all over.
"Um hey, ____, right?" he calls to you, suddenly sounding a little more alert than he had the entire time you've been there. You stop your feet in their tracks and cock your head back curiously.
"Hm?"
"I... well, if you ever feel like it, don't hesitate to drop by again if you need help understanding something—I mean, I know my handwriting can be a lil wild and hard to follow sometimes and Asian History is just difficult in general and you're probably super busy," he rambles on while scratching the back of his neck, the anxiety is practically palpable. "But, like, I don't mind tutoring you or whatever you know..."
"Will do," you chuckle, "As long as you promise to be fully clothed the next time I see you."
He offers the laziest grin, "Deal."
When you arrive back to your dorm, your roommate is sling over cushions, passed out on the couch. You roll your eyes and kick off your shoes quickly while wandering back towards your room so you can take a quick look at those packets before you hit the hay. This was going to be harder than you thought.
Your optimism begins disappearing before your eyes as you gaze at all the things you were gonna have to remember, all the writing this boy had done. In the midst of onset depression, you manage to clumsily knock the entire stack of study guides off your bed.
"Shit...!" you gripe before scrambling to pick up the mess. Your eyes catch a glimpse of something colorful among the mass of paper. "Hm? What's this..." You mumble to yourself curiously. Your fingers nimbly pull out the glossy colored paper from the middle of the pile to find a... magazine?
"Cosplay Cuties: The Wrath of Pus—Oh my God."
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You don't make another journey back to the boys' dormitory floor until the week is over and you have no classroom preoccupy you. Your eyes scan the familiar door before knocking just like last time, yet this time there was no hesitation. There's a brief pause before the door is yanked open wide, and of course, it's Hide. Your mind reels with memories from the last time you were here; at least this time he looked like he had just gotten ready to go out for the day.
"A..Ah, hey," he greets you and the surprise in his voice is unmistakable. He's actually frozen for a second but then he inhales and leans against the door frame languidly, trying to play things cool. "I didn't think you would come back over."
"Of course I came back, I had to."
Immediately, his face lights up like match was lit behind his eyes. Hide offers a toothy grin at these words, a boost of confidence shooting through his system, "You want my amazing tutoring, don't you?"
"Well, actually," you pull a book from behind your back and hold it out, "I came to bring back your Cosplay Cuties porn—"
Your sickly coy voice is abruptly cut off by him grabbing your arm and pulling you inside the dorm hastily. He slams the door shut, "SHHH! PEOPLE ARE GONNA HEAR YOU!"
"Asian History doesn't seem to be the only hard thing you've taken care of lately, hm?" You tilt your head to the side questioningly and his cheeks flush a deep, dark scarlet.
"It..It's not mine! It's my roommate's!" He stammers, snatching the magazine from your hands deftly and chucking it under his roommate's bed in a hurry. You raise a brow in amusement; for a moment, you can swear you see him pout in disappointment, maybe at himself.
He runs his hands through his hair a few times, "Was that—was that all you came over here for?"
"Surprisingly, no," you offer him a genuine smile and he merely returns it with a skeptical gaze. You take a seat on his couch and sigh heavily.
"So?"
"Your notes are really great and all, but I just really don't understand the material," you admit and fidget with your fingers. "I'm really not good at memorizing dates or ancient terms, you know?"
"Uh-huh," he nods slowly. Hide pieces it together in his mind, "So what you're saying is—"
"I really do need you to tutor me. If you're not too busy, first and foremost."
Hide blinks, "You're joking, right...? You want my help?"
"Do I look like I'm joking? You offered last week, so I'm taking you up on that offer. You seem like a really smart guy, and I want your help in Asian History. What do you say?"
"Alright then, I guess," he nods again, smiling gently, albeit with apprehension, "Starting today, I'll tutor you."
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Chapters: 1/4 Fandom: Tokyo Ghoul Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kaneki Ken | Sasaki Haise/Kirishima Touka Characters: Kirishima Touka, Kaneki Ken | Sasaki Haise, Nagachika Hideyoshi Additional Tags: Undercover, Angst, Smut Summary:
She was supposed to kill him. Get close to him, gain his full trust, then make him disappear from this cruel world to hide any traces of her.
So why, when his soft lips pressed against her forehead, his arms wrapped tightly around her slender waist, whispering the famous three words - her heart tugged painfully in her chest?
@onedreamshipper the Undercover AU is finally up after months of talking about it 😂 but it has 4 chapters instead of 2 now. Lol. 
Imma focus on 10 Days and Regina next 💆
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