#hold on to your butts

[and-this-of-all-my-hopes]

So, I feel like I’m losing my mind. I keep seeing metas about how Aziraphale wants Crowley to return to Heaven and be an angel again because he wants them to be on the same side/be good/change/etc., etc., etc. but I don’t see that at all. I actually see it as the very opposite.

Aziraphale loves Crowley just as he is. But there’s something more. Something huge.

Aziraphale loves Crowley and because he is an angel who is stuck in seeing things as black and white, he constantly praises Crowley for being nice. For being good. For being kind.

Aziraphale has watched Crowley on and off for 6,000 years. He watched him thwart the plans of Heaven and Hell because it was unjust. He spared the lives of innocents. He did small things that made Aziraphale happy just because (like making Hamlet successful and saving valuable books). And because Aziraphale sees things in black and white, he sees all the things Crowley has done as nice, as good, as kind.

Crowley vehemently attests he’s not nice or good or kind.

He’s not exactly wrong nor is he lying when he says this. When Crowley spares goats during a cruel bet over a righteous man and swallowing laudanum to prevent a suicide, when he prevents Armageddon by working with Aziraphale and stopping the Anti-Christ from being the Anti-Christ, he’s not doing the nice/good/kind thing.

He’s doing the right thing.

Crowley chooses to do the right thing without hesitation. He is better than all of Heaven and Hell who have callous and dispassionate view of all existence because he questions, because he makes choices. Crowley sees the world for all its messiness and he sees himself. He sees a place where he fits in. He sees the blurred edges.

And Aziraphale sees that, even if seeing the blurred edges is hard for him.

But here’s the thing that Aziraphale can’t voice.

It’s the reason why he told Crowley about being allowed to return to Heaven and become an angel again. He doesn’t want Crowley to change. He doesn’t think Crowley is flawed. Or not enough.

It’s something that is so monumental that it cannot be put into words. Because to put it into words would be more than blasphemy. It’s down right unthinkable for anyone in Heaven, Hell, or Earth to say what Aziraphale knows deep in his soul.

God was wrong to cast out Crowley.

Aziraphale believes Crowley can/should return to Heaven because he knows that Crowley should never have fallen in the first place. He wants him to be forgiven because when Crowley fell it was unjust. Aziraphale is trying to correct a mistake. He’s trying to do the right thing.

Yes, Crowley would never accept returning to Heaven. And Aziraphale was wrong to even suggest it (although that conversation is another can of worms to unpack).

Aziraphale loves Crowley. He loves him exactly as he is. He doesn’t want him to change. Aziraphale knows that Crowley the best of all of them. He wants to change Heaven because of it. Because God was wrong and Aziraphale knows it.

Aziraphale may have difficulty seeing beyond black and white, but when it comes to Crowley he sees everything crystal clear and in vivid color.

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens meta #hold on to your butts #because here be outright blasphemy #aziraphale #crowley #neil gaiman #warning this post has been known to cause psychic damage #and in one instance a proposal of marriage #neil liked this post #whaaaaaaaaaaat #good omens spoilers #michael sheen #david tennant #ineffable husbands #tell me I’m wrong

[sreegs]

how long can tumblr sustain itself with a skeleton crew?

you've been experiencing a web site that operates a scale that others consider the existing ~150 people working on it a "skeleton crew"

#tumblr #hold on to your butts

[grosslyoversimplifiedpolitics]

[ID: Screenshot of an Ao3 tag that reads, “hold on to your butts, We're goin to the Dark Side bois” /End ID]

#ao3 #ao3 tags #hold on to your butts #We're goin to the Dark Side bois

[waldeckeration]

Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.

JURASSIC PARK (1993)

#hold on to your butts #reylo moodboard #reylo au #ben solo #reylo #reylo fanfic #reylo modern au #reyloedit #reylo fic #reylo alternate #recast #finn #rose tico #adam driver #daisy ridley #oscar isaac #movie quotes #jurassic park

[azaelyas]

I trust Anthony Oliveira with all my heart, but also, OH SHIT

#billy kaplan #wiccan #captain marvel #hulkling #teddy altman #yes that's teddy's wedding ring billy's holding #HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS

[robin-the-blind-sniper-rifle]

So writing for Stranger Things is officially back on. I have…feelings about what might happen, especially to my girls. I’ll go more in depth on this later but get ready Ronance nation. Who knows what we’re in for?

#stranger things #ronance #nancy wheeler #robin buckley #robin x nancy #hold on to your butts #this will either be really good or really bad #please duffers

[ask-the-becile-boys]

#becile bots #fanbots #locksmith becile #bonus update #blog art #hold on to your butts

[starlightvld]

Broken Bones and Shattered Hearts

Ch. 3 - Spiraling

As John spirals in the aftermath of the wedding, reflecting on both his own poor choices and the ones forced upon him, a knock at his door puts some things into perspective… and reveals a terrible betrayal.

He still tears up when he thinks of everything his friends and family did to help him, only for him to throw it back in their faces. Old and familiar shame rears up, and he can't quite push it down like usual. He'd hoped he was getting better. Hoped he was at the point he could move forward with his life instead of being dragged two steps backward with every step of progress he made. But then Simon bullied his way back into John's life and showed him how worthless all his supposed progress really was.

With art courtesy of the amazing @kibagib!

Start at the Beginning

#soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #COD #Call of Duty #COD MW reboot #broken bones and shattered hearts #THE ANGST IS HERE! #hold on to your butts #Don't forget to give Kiba LOVE #OG Starlight

[larrylimericks]

18Aug22

Think the stunting will let up? It won’t. Their reason for being: promote. The next month’s gonna suck As the leech runs amok But, if you ever feel alone ...

#larry #harry #harry styles #stunts #holivia #don't worry darling #dwd #this is a shit post #but i couldn't resist #warner bros released a lovely new triptych of posters #but seriously tho #she's going to be insufferable in this final lead-up to the screenings and premieres and release #there will be more sightings #she'll be at every show #more tabloid drama #the whole point of holivia is to stimulate sales #(dwd plus the 800 brands they reliably rep when they're seen) #i imagine we're going to see some yachtgate level shit #hold on to your butts #they were spotted in nyc and harry was in his usual stunt playdium jacket #limerick-hs #aug 18 #2022

[i-literally-cant-with-this]

Time for a fun fact!

Well, a year ago tonight at 2:34 in the morning, we had an explosive 6.4 earthquake blow up from under our little, quiet city. It absolutely fucked my apartment up and I'm still ptsd'ing 364 days later. It normally isn't so bad. A 6.2 and a 5.4 happened within seconds of each other Dec 20, 2021. They weren't as bad because they were out in the ocean. Where they belong (yes, I understand what i just said is incorrect in many ways). Followed by Dec 20, 2022. Here we are on Dec 19, 2023. I'm just waiting.

This was taken at Fernbridge, CA. The bridge was built in 1911, I want to say. And it's 1 of 2 ways to Ferndale and the fastest. Lots of people would be screwed it it had gotten knocked out. Luckily, the majority of the damage was done on the end. But they still have crews parked there a year later.

#fun facts #please don’t do this tonight #fuck earthquakes #i hate earthquakes need to leave norcal #norcal #shake rattle and roll #hold on to your butts #the time is upon us #im going to sleep #in a door jam #good thought welcome 🙏 #shut up sarah #don't jinx it #you stupid girl #i wish my comfort characters were real #hell at this point I'd take a real person #but i really want toji #or all might #or Katsuki #or geto #anyway bye

[kaelidascope]

is that what "No more tears" means? After that past episode of 'love me thru this' ?????

Sort of! No More Tears originally comes from the song that played during their first kiss BUT the final chapter in the series is called No More Tears so <3 full circle eventually there will be no more tears

#BUT WE GOTTA SURVIVE CHAPTERS 20-28 FIRST #HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS #midnightbeesfic #rwby

[kyber-kisses]

FINE!!!!! *starts writing a Steve Harrington x Reader series based on all the best fan fiction tropes*

#hold on to your butts #this is gonna be so chaotic #steve harrington #stranger things #steve harrington x reader

[megahorous]

Watched Jurassic Park this time ! Dinosaurs were in it

-- I remember collecting the dinosaur figures moreso than the movie, back in the day

-- In fact, this is kind of like a horror movie, with a lot of screaming

-- I vaguely remembered parts from a kids' book adaptation or something like that

-- Dr. Grant says he doesn't like kids, but you might say he does his best for them when they are in danger

-- I wonder if building this park was a good idea. Poor Dennis Nerdy and Hold On To Your Butts

-- I also recognized the parts from Weird Al's song

#Letterboxd #Allan Grant #Ellie Sattler #John Hammond #dinosaurs #Jurassic Park #hold on to your butts #Tyrannosaurus #Velociraptor

[ladyorlandodream]

#hold on to your butts #doom patrol #doom patrol season 4 #doom patrol season 4 trailer #dc doom patrol #dc doom patrol season 4 #robotman #elasti woman #negative man #crazy jane #cliff steele #rita farr #larry trainor #madame rouge #Youtube #cyborg

[hufflepuff221b]

I have a feeling guys.

From the various pictures and trailer that's now been realised for volume 2 of Steve, Robin and Nancy wearing leather and other snazzy things I don't think it's their clothes along with.

There's also a very tight looking camouflage t-shirt that Steve is wearing but I cant find a good picture.

Anyhoo they're obviously wearing Eddie's clothes and for my Steveddie heart the idea that Steve is wearing Eddie's clothes does things to me.

#steve harrington #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #lesbian robin buckley #bisexual steve harrington #stranger things #stranger things 4 #st4 #hold on to your butts

[runemyth0]

Trailer trailer trailer TRAILER TRAILER!!!

#lyle's musings #it's happening!! #hold on to your butts #the owl house spoilers #toh spoilers #the owl house #Youtube