i know steve's yellow sweatshirt is probably in the bottom of the lake but let's say it survived and eddie has him for the sake of this post lol
so now imagine steve visiting the munson trailer house and eddie opens it while wearing the yellow sweatshirt. steve is taken aback because he's never seen eddie wear any pastel colored clothing. the brightest color he wears is white.
so steve goes, "who's sweatshirt is that?"
"hm? oh, i dunno. probably uncle wayne's," eddie shrugged but there was a slight panic in his eyes when he looked at his own clothes. "come in. what brings you here, stevie?"
they talked and watched some movie but once every few minutes steve looks at eddie and his yellow sweatshirt. it looks great on eddie really. he reminds himself to buy eddie some more light colored shirts. it makes him look softer than ever and steve wants to cuddle with him.
"something wrong, harrington?" eddie asked, eyes not moving from the television.
"that yellow sweatshirt..."
"damn, i thought you were staring at me," eddie teases.
i am. "you look good wearing it."
steve revels in the blush that filled eddie's ears.
later that night as eddie's standing in front of the television, steve saw the familiar steve that is embroidered on the sweatshirt's bottom seam. steve smiles, content. his grandma would be upset that her gift for her only grandchild is not in steve's possession anymore but she would be happy when steve tells her it's in the possession of someone he loves now.
I'm watching The Umbrella Academy, and in season three, episode two, our favorite dumbasses realize that they've caused a time paradox. I'm not going to explain the time paradox they have caused, because the show already gives you an example, but I would like to talk about the fact that Five has done this before.
In season one, episode one, Five goes back in time to stop the apocalypse and he succeeds (a lot of stuff happens in between, but in the end, he stops it), and by doing so he creates a paradox.
You see, when Five stopped the apocalypse he made it so that when he went forward in time when he was truly thirteen, the apocalypse never happened, which means he never went back in time to stop the apocalypse, which means that the apocalypse happened, which means that he goes back in time and stopped the apocalypse, which means that when he was truly thirteen, the apocalypse never happened, which means he never went back in time to stop the apocalypse, which means-
Do you see what I'm saying? Five already created The Grandfather Paradox. It just never was talked about or went into effect in canon.
it’s very easy to tell the good satires and pastiches from the bad ones because the bad ones are too afraid to live within the form. like if you are doing work with fairy tales and you are refusing to look closer at the underlying logic and unspoken rules of what can seem at first to be a senseless form, you are not going to create meaningful work. to borrow a turn of phrase originally used by maria tatar, if you refuse to enter “the house of fairy tale” as anything more than a gawking tourist, you will miss the particular order to the way the table is set, the rooms that are locked vs the rooms that are simply difficult to enter, the set of the floorboards and the position of the furniture. whatever you build will then be a gilded imitation of how you believe the house of fairy tale ought to look, the table set according to your educated specifications and every door open. there can be no interrogation of themes from a writer who views the form as beneath them!
TERFs die mad: you just reblogged a nasty transgender person with pronouns and all who did this historical look to explore their cultural history as well as express their own nonbinary identity in a way that resonates with them. An edit I wish I didn’t have to make on this post
I’ll try to post the actual pictures I took soon, but I was bored today and wanted to shirk some other responsibilities, so I decided to do some general vague Minoan or Mycenaean look since it’s been on the mind and also my hair was looking really good today and I wanted to take advantage of that haha
I saw comments that the new butler from Ridekamens look like Sebek
He...kinda does
I wasn't gonna say it, but. that was kind of my first thought when he was revealed. :') maybe this is what Sebek's older brother is doing these days? he ran off to buttle for secret agents at a superhero cafe? actually wait that would be rad as heck, I'll accept this headcanon
Gourmand why are you like this. How can you make living things out of the blue fruit you ate 3 minutes ago. How do you make a living breathing fucking snail? You can't even eat it, and yet you can spit it out, how the hell does that work? Put that thing back!!! Why is it alive??
And how can you make a goddamn neuron from an overseer and. What was this.... Hold on
AND KARMA FLOWER. And how can you make an overseer from neuron+ANYTHING!!!!! FROM ANYTHING!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!