#humans are food for demons

[xanzilopterix]

I can't stop wondering if angels or demons would even kiss

Is that something they do?

I've seen people comment that the Aziraphale Crowley kiss looks kinda stiff and awkward but I think that makes it better

Neither of them have ever kissed before

It's a human thing to do

It just feels right that in a moment of pure emotion and desperation, Crowley would do something so human

A kiss that carries the weight of all the time they spent together on earth, not in heaven, not in hell, just the pair of them, on their own side

"when you're gone, remember us, remember how we could have been different"

#idk #it just feels like how they both consume human food and drink where other angels and demons dont #they integrate into human society much better than any other angel or demon #and it just feels important #i hope im making sense hehe #good omens #good omens season two spoilers #good omens spoilers #good omens season two #aziraphale good omens #aziraphale #crowley good omens #crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #also just putting it out there #i dont know if either of them have actually not kissed before but like if angels or demons dont kiss then presumably they wouldnt have eithe #yk what i mean #crowley is just mimicking human behavior?? #idek #good omens kiss #my post

[fauvester]

THE PRINCES OF THE NORTH!

i thought my little moshang kid could benefit from a baby brother

#svsss #moshang #xuejiao: i did not want a brother >:( MBJ: well we didn't ask you did we #baby tiehan got sqh's height and talkativeness and general nervous vibe. but hes for SURE half demon #loooves fighting and weaponry. MBJ took him along to all of his military campaigns when he was a kid. hes the northern armys little mascot #he and xuejiao used to fight (read: XJ would beat the SHIT out of him cause hes twice his size) when they were kids #as older teens they dont really have anything to do with each other because they have no shared hobbies and dont get along well #and MBJ is like :( our children have stopped sparring... something is wrong with them... #SQH: i actually think it's for the better that theyve stopped beating the everloving shit out of each other. but maybe thats my human bias #TH eats raw meat. XJ has constant flashbacks to his childhood of food poisoning (by political rivals who wanted him dead lol) #TH kicking open the door: HOW LONG AFTER AN ANIMAL DIES CAN I EAT IT? #XJ: i fucking hate this family. ugh. as long as it doesn't have any maggots or anything. fucking hell. get out of my rooms

[deus-and-the-machina]

you know the contrast between how Vergil is presented vs thinking too hard about Vergil’s story is pretty funny. Man’s reputation is this iconic badass, the pinnacle of what video game rivalries can be, the coolest guy to play as, the guy who breaks every game he’s added to,

and then you go to the story and like. man’s lost his free will and autonomy at 19 and then came back a fractured man half of which was a lovecraftian eye beast the other half of which was a chronically ill goth man. and then he reunites and hes in like his 40s now I believe but legit the last time he was actually in a game where he wasn’t being mind controlled when he was 19 which is both sad but also thinking about how this guy who’s considered one of the top badasses of gaming has never really lived life outside of being a teenager.

Anyways this is the secret comedic potential of post DMC5 for Vergil because not only has the human world probably changed a fair bit in terms of technology, if he’s sticking around Dante he’s gonna actually have to learn in depth how taxes and grocery shopping work. Amazing.

#thinking about dmc seriously for the first time in a while...I never stopped the occasional canary reblog but hmmmmmmm #like I imagine post 3 Vergil was probably similarly doing mercenary/demon killing work to get money like Dante was and thats sorta shown in #the novels. but like before that when he was a young young kid just post attack he was probably just living feral in an alleyway or smth #with just the yamato prolly similar to how v at the start of visions of v was. that child mugged and dumpster dived ok #point is while obviously he got to a place where he wasnt like. broke and homeless by the gilver era hes probably not had to think much #about money besides it buys me food and clothes mans was confused by one goaland power and yada yada while guess what buddy now you're #gonna be consumed by adulting. I dont even think he'd be that bothered by Dante not paying the bills at first but once he settles into human #living and gets a firsthand experience of what a cold shower when the heating is off feels like he is ON his ass about it #he pretends hes sooooo above human concerns until he has to live them lol and nowhes in charge of devil may crys finances prolly #nero taught him how to do taxes I bet #devil may cry #vergil sparda #vergil

[forevermore-quoth-the-kitten]

strong urge to write an Obey Me fic where MC figured out really fast human fascinate demons for many reasons and gets a Devilhub account. they're really popular on it really fast. but the thing is

they're just doing normal shit and chatting about what life is like in the human realm

and demons go wild for it

#obey me #obey me shall we date #fic idea #mc would say all the time not to tell the demon brothers #having no idea they all know within the first 2 weeks about it #thats the ongoing joke though #the demons know and mc doesn't #asmo thinks mc was a fucking genius #lucifer keeps an eye on mc to make sure it stays safe #levi finds out they're not a normie from a stream #mammon makes it his person mission to be a sugar baby without realizing #satan got mad when mc made their bed it was so inefficient #beel was kind of whatever until he found a cooking stream in the kitchen one day #that was some good fucking food #belphie still has a ddd for reasons #he hates this bitch ass human #less so as time goes on #no i dont take criticism #thank you

[theselfshippingrose]

it’s those domestic and fluffy things I can think about sometimes that really make me melt. Imagining quiet moments with them. Just mostly being comfortable in each others presence makes me feel like my stomach is turning into a butterfly.

(proship/comship do not interact with this post. It’s not for you.)

#fictional other #self shipper #romantic f/o #f/o community #self ship #f/o imagines #💜 // fear #I wanna cook hantengu somethin that’s a main part of those imagines #(he is a demon who cannot eat human food) (I do not care) #☁️ // imagines

[vegaly-art]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Spoilers for Reforming a Sadism Demon

VEGA- MY LOVE- MY SWEET- HE IS BACK AND HE IS BROKEN AND THIS IS HORRIFYING. And also I have some retrospectives on a bunch of theories I had/saw that were proven/disproven in this video. Starting with disrpoven theories, then proven, ones, then some additional lore.

Disproven: This incident happened before Inversion.

This is the first time I think it was mentioned that the Closeknit branch in Dahlia is the ONLY ONE THERE. There have been mentions of other branches, but I don't think it's ever been explicitly stated that there's only 1 in Dahlia unless it was in the very very first or second Blake video. I believed due to the timeline it could make sense this happened a bit before Inversion, but Vega coming back may be after? Or it happen around the same time as Inversion did. However, this is not possible since Closeknit was fully operational when the Inversion struck. They only abandoned ship after Blake sacrificed himself, and Elliot got that location reported, both of which happened at least a week after the Inversion based on the site timeline. I am a bit sad about that however it makes sense that adding Vega in retroactively may be a pain, and frankly he has more than enough to feed on in the aftermath regardless, for years at least surely. :P.

Proven: Vega was the very first Sadism Daemon.

This is VERY FUCKING COOL AND I LOVE THAT SO MUCH AND HATE IT IN EQUAL MEASURE. Obviously this explains a lot about him. He is old, he is strong, he has seen the world and has known the taste of pure magic and was obviously a very very powerful fighter, who likely had been hurt, abandoned or betrayed many many times. And it explains why he feels the burden of remembrance is on him. He is one of the first Daemons EVERY. The Chorus are likely some of the only Daemons around his age and who's to say how much of their memory they still hold. But I am glad it was confirmed that's what Anacrusis meant :P. Also the fact that

Also man- Warden and Vega and Hush meeting again happened sooner than I thought- I cannot even imagine the whiplash. Poor Warden :(((.

Semi Proven?: Hush's connection to the Sovereigns/Meridian.

Hush is an Egregore, which is an entity brought to life by force of thought alone. While it's unclear yet WHICH sovereign(s) he is connected to, I stick with my theory that he is more closely tied to the pair in the Meridian. It is unlikely that the dreams of gods trapped below the river could form something so whole, and so HUMAN. Also Hush's connection to Avior, as I wrote about before, makes me think this as well. He may well be formed from the idea of Avior, and from his and Starlight's years of hell. Their agragate humanity collected, and their concept, their personalities, their very being as physical creatures gave the idea to Min'ara and E'laetum. Again, technically not proven TRUE, but now it is very clear what Hush is at least. He is a creation of Sovereigns, created VERY recently (likely around the time of Inversion, and specifically after it) from the emptiness that always has been.

And now Additional thoughts:

"Vega. Stellar-formed, Congruent of D’Deridahn, bound in his Madrigal. Anacrusis of his Phrase. First-formed of Gravity." is Vega's full title. Now, what I find interesting is this comment about Gravity. This could technically mean 2 things.

1. Literally it's just a restatement of his being first formed. As in he was the first star who collected enough particles and gravitational force to fully coallese from the stardust.

And/Or

2. D’Deridahn is actually the Sovereign of Sadism Daemons, and Gravitons. It has been confirmed that we don't know of every sovereign or type of daemon, but it's pretty well accepted that each sovereign ruled over one magical domain of humanity, and one daemonic type. So Rak'Xit is the creator of the Inchoate, and his sacrifice is what created freelancers and is the reason why they're so much more common than other empowered groups. A'Xerahn is the Sovereign of all Concubi, and also created Vampires. Now, these two make sense, of course. And we don't know exactly which sovereign matched up to which magic type and Daemon. We know one, and in rare cases, both. But this connection between feeding off human cruelty and gravity has some merit to me. Gravity is all about strength, and power. Gravity pulls on everything around it, and the heavier an object is, the more pull it has, and the more things it can collect upon itself, further increasing it's mass and gravity. But at a point, gravity is a risk. It can pull towards it things which are destructive. Fast, heavy, or both. It can crush and crumble, burn and eventually explode in it's own strength, creating stars, supernovas... and black holes. It is powerful, and keeps things as we know it on earth in line, but it is also destructive if unchecked. And Cruelty is the same. It exists in every person, to some extent, and some level of cruelty is natural, and even needed. Envy, schadenfreude, and so forth are pretty common in people, and can actually help humans coexist. But when someone is cruel enough, they impose themselves on others. They collect people whom they have hurt, and can hurt around them, and it brings risks. Because those people CAN leave... if they're strong enough. Or they can lure someone too strong, who brings them down. Or they may simply destroy themselves through their cruelty to others, or to themselves... just as Gravity would. Maybe it's a bit too philosophical but it makes sense.

And it well could be both. I'll have to see. I didn't get to finish the Blake video so I may update if there's anything substantial in this connection in that video, proving or disproving it. But I have a feeling there won't be much.

But yeah. This new lore is great >:333. Also love that Doc was right about how Vega would be angry at being brought back. And the whole "You are young, shortsighted, and short remembered. Find one who has known me longer" is so good. Vega is back on that wordiness >:3333. WARDEN GOT THE SPOOK OF THEIR LIFE AND THEN IS GETTING ANOTHER WITH A WEIRD VEGA IN TOW- I wonder how their relationship will reform... this feels like that whole "If I lost all my memories, what's the first thing you'd tell me about myself" kind of deals and I am HERE FOR IT.

Also honestly... I love this arc. While more... literal, it expands upon the concept Vega explained of "The Vega that crawled out of that Elission well, is not the one that stands before you today." I mean he LITERALLY DIED, and was put back together incomplete, with many memories lost... but he still kept those oldest ones. Probably not all the ones he wished to keep, obviously. Many of his important memories are implied to be VERY painful... but this does kind of show his determination, even without knowing himself, that he has to remember. To be the keeper of all that knowledge, to be the keeper of all that HURT that made him him and made the world as it is, because it MATTERS to him. And I hope if/when he does get even a fraction of his old memories, or even just an idea of what they were, back... that he is able to grow from the pain... into someone even greater. :,)) And Warden too.

#also I hope I'm not the only one who sees the imp!vega connections in this new incarnation of vega without most of his memories #a vega who was not scared as badly by humans as to distrust them. imp vega had MORE knowledge but not nearly as much hurt as prime vega did #idk food for thought #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted demons #redacted warden #redacted vega #redacted hush #redacted doc

[hammerhead-jpg]

Btw I wonder how imp! Asher found? Imp! Scorpius? Like was he just like "Ok Milo I saw a demon on the streets fighting a rat for a half eaten slice of pizza, go fetch me him if you can"

#'oh but demons don't need to eat human food-' SHHHHHHH #day 99 of wondering about shit nobody has ever wondered about #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted asher #redacted scorpius

[theclearblue]

Nico Robin you are the moment I love you so much

#GOOOODD amazing scene for both robin and sanji #robin being happy to be relied on by her friends and embracing the demon label?? #sanji relying on his friends and believing in robin to protect him instead of the other way around?? #Their stories paralleling each other where one was ostracized for being inhuman and the other for being too human and both of them embracin #that side of themselves? I LOVE THEM #the character development is such good food im eating it up #nico robin #sanji #one piece #wano #op liveblog

[giftedpoison]

watching my sister outwardly preach morality and right vs wrong, not only to me in arguments about things that have nothing to do with her, but also on her social media page where she is very aggressive and vicious towards people who don't share her views or who she perceives to be inherently malicious, and rather than treat them with kindness she treats them with aggression.

meanwhile she has never done a deep reflection on what right vs wrong is, and clearly has a very black and white mentality about it that is inherently distorted because nothing is black and white.

and i refuse to even engage with it anymore because i'm not going to stand there and let someone scream at me and tell me she hopes i die for merely trying to point out her own hypocrisy.

like pick up a book on philosophy i beg of thee. and just sit with it. don't take it as a metric to lead your life by but take it as a theory to mull with and play with. for fucks sake watch The Good Place or The 100 if reading philosophy isn't your thing. or read the Vicious duology by V.E. Schwab, or read Tokyo Ghoul by Sui Ishida. or No Longer Human by Dazi or read anything that remotely discusses the complexities of feeling like a monster or being alienated in society/media about good vs evil. (my examples in media are thin, despite it being my favorite narrative device because i genuinely am blanking)

like learn that right and wrong is fluid and to not condemn people because they do something you personally wouldn't do. it is not your place to dictate how others live, and if you want people to grow to share your opinion you can't force them with vitriol and you most definitely won't be the deciding factor in why someone might come around to your belief system.

#food for thought #i'm trying really hard personally to pick through what is going on between me and my sister with nuance and trying to apply therapy tools #and the demons within me that's been years since i locked in a cage want me to be vile right back but i'm choosing not to for the sake of m #own humanity. #right v wrong #good vs evil #politics #v.e. schwab #vicious #tokyo ghoul #dazai #the 100 #the good place #humanity #i just personally don't think anyone has to agree with you about anything #when i started getting into abolition i talked about it heavily but never as a everyone must believe this and if you disagree youre wrong #but more in i'm genuinely fascinated and i want to learn more and understand #and it was helpful to have people disagree so i could understand a different perspective and also to broaden my understanding of the issues #meanwhile she only looked into abolition recently and realized just how intersectional everything was #which was in part because of my ramblings but also because of numerous other factors i couldn't even begin to know about #philosophy #ethics

[babbeldumpsterfire]

No but imagine what Crowley coming back from a 4 years nap would look like:

He could wake up on the ceiling (maybe we will finally get a glorious sleeping on the wall scene?) and fall on the bed like a stranded fish, with rapunzelian hair flying everywhere. Imagine the potential for comedy: maybe Aziraphale is calling him, or some poor unfortunate salesman is trying to sell him something at the door and is greeted by a friggin’ Samara-ish red haired monstrosity that glares at him with big yellow snake eyes from the depths of the tangled mane. Poor sod would never try selling anything ever again, not even a pin. 

#I know that probably we will not get even 1% of waking up comedy #but a woman can dream #I would like for s2 to be lighter and also show some more magic/supernatural powers #we're talking about 2 supernatural beings #being comfortable in their human skin but still magical #I'd like more casual bouts of demonic/angelic shenanigans #even ones where they don't even realize they're doing it #like things that always keep themselves tidy or fridges that never spoil food #just domestic magic really #good omens #spoilers I guess #spoilers #S2 #s2 spoilers #not really just speculation #I mean can Crowley waking up from The Nap (TM) really be considered a spoiler lmao #are people out there who think he will spend 6 episodes sleeping peacefully while Azi consorts with the enemy #jk #no consorting with Gabriel #please #I'm scared that Neil's wait and see to the sexy times could mean something deeply unsettling #wait and unsee #in that case #why are my tags always longer than my posts #stream of consciousness has nothing on me #silly headcanons #babbel babbles

[awesomecooperlove]

GOOD FOOD FOR DUMMIES

#McDonald’s #food #food choices #warning #health #cannibalism #fast food #food for demons #where your food comes from #do you know what/ who you’re eating #crimes against humanity #these people are evil #speaktruth #fight for justice #standup #speak up #truth #please share #wwg1wga

[snakeeyesandangelfeathers]

...did God orchestrate the whole Job thing just to give Aziraphale and Crowley an opportunity to get closer

#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #i mean; it resulted in the two of them working together to save Job's kids anyway #in aziraphale starting to question the system and see things in a new light #in the two of them bonding over food and love for humans and doubts in the whole angel/demon sides thing #feels like it was all a set up just to have them get to know each other better #and obviously the children and animals were never in danger in the first place anyway bc God Knew those two would protect them #cool; cool plans; good job; God

[spampai]

Hantengu clones/ Emotion demons/ idk they’re just scronkly and the best (prove me wrong)

#demon slayer #demon slayer fanart #sekido #karaku #urogi #aizetsu #zohakuten #fanart #this post is the definition of ears #literally #how tf is urogi a bird while the others aint #these idiots think killing a person who kills is okay (probably except aizetsu) #do yall have a feeling aizetsu doesnt even eat humans and instead eat food humans eat

[gayvillains]

if there were just ONE word or concept I could communicate to animals it would be gift. I usually refill the birdbath twice a day and when the blackbirds come to bathe they watch me so warily. but I did it for you... it's a gift. exhausted bee my dear friend that spoon of sugar water is a gift and you don't have to be afraid. snails stuck in the watering can because his shell was too big to fit through the nozzle I'm going to get you out of there brother even though I'm sure being pushed back the way you came seems like some deep callous evil on my part. but I promise it's a gift. I don't even mind if you eat all my plants. I don't even mind if a bird eats YOU. as long as the suffering is minimal and the death contributes to life instead of being wasted. what else is there

#it must genuinely be so exhausting to be afraid all the time #well it is I know from experience #I think when you've truly suffered a very substantial and life changing amount it changes the way you see everything #it did for me anyway #there are so many physical sensations that are inexpressible in human language let alone body language that we barely grasp #I worry all the time that things are hurting and can't express it because it's truly the worst thing anything or anyone can experience #also the sad thing is I do believe the further away animals get from us evolutionarily the less likely it is that they have any #concept or ability to conceptualise trust #I think most mammals do or might do #but beyond that... it seems unlikely to me #at least in any compatible way with our sense of trust. it's just different #I don't think the lizard trusts me so much as he tolerates me #I'm not even sure if he associates me with food #the fish definitely associates us with food but also he's a demon and if he could walk on land I think he'd have murdered us in our sleep #the birds I really don't know. I don't think they even tolerate us haha #I love them so much though and I'd do anything to help any of them #the reward is the act of love itself and the knowledge that you've eased a suffering that's within your power to ease #I don't think there's much more beyond that. if it's within your power to help something there shouldn't even be a need to think about it