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ki-yomii · 1 year

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hush | JJK | teaser

💜pairing | jeon jungkook x f!reader

💜wc | 1.5k (total ~3k)

💜warnings | 18+ smut; mild exhibitionism, accidental voyeurism, slight age gap (reader is a few years older), stealth sex, fingering, pussy worship/play, squirting, noona kink, dirty talk, mild degradation/praise kink, bratty jk, teasing, don’t get caught, implied tipsy jk, established relationship

💜summary | it’s movie night with the boys, and jungkook’s feeling a little too adventurous.

💜notes | i posted this the other day before it was ready lol. my bad. i’m working on editing it atm but it’s completed. sorry its not the next part of hit it/forget it but his lives have made me go feral istg i will not survive. full fic will be posted Tuesday 2/7/23 at 12 PM EST (with updated warnings) 😘

💜 song | thirsty by taemin

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Ever since you became friends with the boys, Friday nights mean movie night.

Everyone dog piles into an apartment - chosen at random, this week being Jungkook’s turn - with armfuls of alcohol, snacks, and all the greasy street food money can buy. The movies to watch are voted on, fights for the best spots break out, and then everybody settles in for the foreseeable future.

Simple, lighthearted fun; a way to reconnect amid hectic lives and schedules. Honestly, sometimes it’s the only thing you have to look forward to during the week, and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

… Except maybe now, as you shift as subtly as possible, your shoulder digging into the arm of the couch. “What’re you doing?” you ask, voice barely above a whisper.

Beside you Jungkook crowds closer, a quick peek revealing that he’s already staring at you with intense, heavy eyes. There’s an impish smirk tugging at the corners of his mouth, the metal ring catching light as it shifts with the movement of his lips. He’s been abnormally quiet ever since the group arrived, markedly reserved around his hyungs.

You’d shown up early, hoping to get some alone time with him, only for that plan to fall through as Jin showed up right after, shrieking playfully when he caught the two of you in a heated liplock. Before long the others showed up, any chance you had of sneaking off for a quickie dashed.

The palpable tension between the two of you reached a head when he strong-armed you into the furthest corner of the oversized couch, one arm slung behind your head while the other tossed a thick blanket over your laps. Shrugging it off, you accepted the cuddles without a second thought, and burrowed down to focus on the action movie Jimin chose.

It wasn’t long before things got interesting.

What started out as Jungkook’s hand resting on your thigh slowly turned into gentle squeezing which turned into his pinkie playfully tracing your inseam as he inched higher, and higher. Growing bolder by the second as butterfly touches gave way to cheeky pinches.

Before long, the maknae’s long fingers danced their way up the length of your thigh, stopping to dig into the soft, fleshy crease where hip meets leg.

The sensation is dulled through your pants, but not by much, the material thin enough to feel the heat radiating from his broad palm. It still gets your thighs tensing and your pussy throbbing, no mistaking what’s on his mind when his teasing caresses drip with filthy intent.

“Stop it.” Your hand dips beneath the blanket to rest on the back of his, feeling the flex of his knuckles as he pauses. Your nails dig into the inked skin of his wrist in warning. “If you keep doing that…”

“C’mon,” Jungkook whispers, his dark head ducking down to run his nose along the curve of your jaw. His breath puffs over the sensitive skin of your throat, tingles racing down the nape of your neck. “Where’s your sense of adventure?”

“Jungkook!” You hiss lowly, glancing around. “Do you have any shame?”

Thankfully no one’s noticed the hushed conversation, too focused on the TV. Like you should be. Only it’s difficult to think when it feels like Jungkook’s broad palm is burning a hole through your pants. So, so close; if he just inched a little higher he’d be cupping you.

“Why would I,” he asks, chuckling at the little shiver that shoots through you when his lips brush the shell of your ear, “When I’d rather have you?”

But really - right here, right now? You think with a frown, shooting him a scowl and wiggling deeper into the cushions to try and dislodge his grip. How is this fair?

Jungkook’s such a rotten little cheater when he wants to be, not above playing dirty to get what he wants. It shouldn’t turn you on as much as it does, knowing he doesn’t care who sees so long as he gets to do whatever he wants with you.

You turn towards him, scant inches away from his face. The faintest traces of beer linger on his breath, the cool metal of his lip ring a pleasant shock every time it glides over the heated skin of your cheek. “God, you’re such a brat sometimes…”

He always gets like this when he’s had a few too many beers - a little too relaxed, a little too close in mixed company. A horrendous flirt who lives to rile you up.

“Mm, but I know you secrelty like it,” he says. “Don’t you, noona?”

Your breath stutters in your chest, your shoulder pressing into the warm line of his chest as he turns his body towards you, using it to shield your frame from the other half of the room.

A plume of cologne tickles your nose with the movement - sharp citrus and soothing musk. Your thighs clamp down around his wrist, your clit throbbing once, twice at the gravelly murmur of his voice.

You scowl, cheeks burning as you swallow roughly, “S-Shut up.”

It’s hard to think of all the reasons why this is a big no-no when he looks at you so intensely, his dark eyes fathomless and greedy as they trace your features, you feel stripped bare. Or when he calls your name so sweetly, the backs of his knuckles teasing at your inner thigh, even now inching ever closer to where you’re soft, warm and wet.

Your lashes flutter, your faces so close, you swear you can taste him, sharing breath. The desire to close those scant few inches between you, to sink your teeth into his lip and lick your way into his mouth nearly undoes you, trembling against him.

“Noona?”

His question crashes over you like a tidal wave, memories of the night before flashing through you mind on a reel; bruising kisses, heavy thrusts that rattle you to the core, your nails digging into his sweat-slick shoulders as he slurs against your lips, “Fuck, just - haah - just like that, noona. Cum for me, wanna feel you cream on my cock.”

Goddamnit, Jungkook.

You groan at the mental imagery, your teeth chewing on the swell of your bottom lip. The sting does little to distract from the swoop of your stomach, the wave of prickling heat rushing from the crown of your head down-down-down to settle deep behind your belly like a shot of soju.

A rough thumb pulls your lip free. “Be careful,” Jungkook hums. “If you look at me like that, I might get the wrong idea.”

“Stop that!”

It’s a struggle to get yourself under control, let alone Jungkook. This is so not the time or place for him to be testing your limits, flirting with the edges of getting what he wants, and pushing too far. But he’s not playing fair - and why would he? The little shit knows exactly what he’s doing to you, and he loves it.

“We can’t.”

Wicked fingers skip along the soft cotton of your lounge pants towards the waistline, a low noise rumbling through Jungkook’s throat as he continues to taunt and tease. The warm, fluttery feeling deep behind your navel sinks down to pulse between your thighs, and you’re left yearning for something you shouldn’t want.

“W-Wait! We really, really shouldn’t.” You pointedly glance at the rest of the group sprawled out around the room, their faces bathed in the flashing lights coming from the TV. “Everyone’s here…”

Sure, their attention might be glued to the explosions bursting across the screen, and the high octane stunts, but it’s the principle of the matter. You’d rather be dead than get caught being finger blasted by one of your friends.

There’s no telling what this’ll do to Jungkook’s ego…

You shudder to think of what other bright ideas he’ll concoct if you let him get away with this. You learned a long time ago if you give him an inch, he’ll give you seven - and you’ll let him.

“So?” he asks nonchalantly. “I guess you better be quiet then, noona.”

Through a strangled whimper, all you manage is a weak, “Jungkook.”

“You worry too much.” His eyes, coffee black and half-lidded, sparkle. “But that’s okay, I’ll fuck all those silly little thoughts out of that pretty little head of yours.”

You choke on your tongue. “I--”

This is wrong on so many levels, and yet you can’t stop the instinctual spread of your legs when Jungkook nudges your thighs with his knuckles. He trained your body well. He cups the length of your pussy, the ball of his palm grinding hard against your clit.

White lightening crackles down your spine, your teeth almost biting clean through your lip to stop the sharp gasp from escaping. Your hips jerk, and you breathe, “O-Oh shit.”

Utterly surrounded, you drown in the scent, the feel of him, your head tucking into the curve of his shoulder. Strong fingers squeeze the nape of your neck, a reminder to be quiet, while his other hand tugs until your pants slip down to expose the tops of your hipbones.

“I don’t know, Kook,” you trail off, eyes darting from one side of the couch to the other. “This isn’t a good idea.”

Teeth nip the delicate skin of your earlobe, soft lips peppering kisses down the side of your neck. “They’re all watching the movie.” Jungook mouths at your pulse point, your pussy clenching at the smooth glide of his tongue. “No one’s gonna notice if you’re quiet.”

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puppy-the-uncensored · 5 months

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You know i'm in deep when I start thinking of Aus, so far I've got two for my newest obsession Something's Wrong With Sunny Day Jack

Or I guess one and a joke timeline/story idea

First up just... Prison. Yep. Why am I in jail with Jack worriedly hovering over my shoulder? Assault and battery >:3 Because if Ian had the Audacity to cheat and come back, my ass would end up in jail. I'd give him a warning to lose my number and get a life and if he ignored it Jack wouldn't even have to get involved. Sadly Ian is rich and I'm broke, so aside from being unabashedly guilty of beating a man in broad daylight his lawyers would no doubt be better lol. Famous last words- He deserved it

Now the meat of this post; The classic Swap au ✨w✨ now we're the ghost haunting the beloved rising star! The angst potential is way too delicious~! Joseph is stressed and doing his best with the Sunny Time Show becoming more popular when he finds a worn cassette tape from a band he's never heard of. After blacking out listening to it and having no memory of what it even sounded like he finds he now has a cute Spector following him around that's trying to talk him into taking care of himself off set... eh it's probably just the stress and lack of sleep getting to him is all.

I'll have to come up with a name for it aside from just 'swap' but I think that'll come as I workshop it. I think MC would be from a small garage band that was trying to make it big but their lead singer (or musician depending on if anyone wants to insert their own persona) was tragically killed in a back alley scuffle after one of their shows. To contrast Joseph I think they'd have had a very positive and optimistic outlook on their success and were excited to grow! They had tough times but had a support system. They just hadn't hit it big yet, the night of their death being their first and last big show, so the band is unfamiliar since it never truly got off the ground. Another thing is that the time difference between the two isn't gonna be massive like ours with Jack, just a couple years. This gives me the idea that Shaun and Ian could still be around from MC's past. Shaun as an old bandmate and maybe Ian could be their obsessive ex that accidentally maybe caused their death? If I add them to the story at all since this is meant to focus on Joseph and his life as part of the Sunny Time Crew. I could have nods to them in the background and keep them minor characters but meaningful. Shaun goes on to get into the movie industry like canon and maybe crosses paths with the studio, MC encouraging this and advocating for his talent. Ian's an actor so them also crossing paths for some kind of collab or just happening to be shooting at the same studio or location could lead to... unpleasant memories surfacing and MC's facade cracking a bit.

Again though the main focus is MC trying to get Joseph to acknowledge them. Since they aren't close they can't reach out or do anything to prove they're real. I can imagine it'd be frustrating and heartbreaking to have a chance to no longer be alone in your torturous afterlife, stuck in a cassette listening to your own songs drift through the void on loop even when you stop singing, only for the only person who can see you to act like you don't exist. He's following his own stardom, something you'd failed to achieve in your short life, and is simultaneously running himself ragged into an early grave. Everything is cold and you can feel your tether to the world just barely hanging on by your own spite and refusal to go back to being alone. After months of holding on by a literal thread, just a whisper away from being sent spiraling back into purgatory, anyone would be a shaken up and willing to do whatever it took to ensure they could stay- even if it meant seducing this asshole that's been ignoring them for months with an innocent saccharine smile. Of course, Nobody would expect to actually start falling for him, but hey- at least now you don't have to act when you're trying to flirt with him! And it's not like you didn't care about his wellbeing before then, you did! The threat of eternal torment by your own voice echoing out into oblivion for the rest of eternity just happens to be a better more traumatizing motivator! I don't plan on making MC a yandere, but they will have some similar tendencies to Jack since they're both in the same situation and traumatized to hell and back (literally). Mc is willing to be whatever Joseph wants or needs- whether that be a best friend, someone to help around the house, or more. So long as they're cared for and get to be a real person, at least to him, they're content (they may just have to get over some feelings first- but they'll be okay! Promise!)

Since Mc is connected to a cassette tape, there's no screen for them to show up on or reach through- so i'm imagining a scene zoomed in on Joseph's face as he's sitting back in a chair with some headphones on and listening to the tape as he reviews a script- only to feel his eyes drooping as a voice sings in his ears. In the background a fuzzy faded person twirls and sings behind him, eyes closed. As he starts to doze off they become more solid, the noise is coming from inside rather than his headphones.

Then with a *thunk!* his head hits the table and the Spector jumps- eyes opening. They're left alone in the shot looking over at him in concern and surprise. The song keeps playing and we see the tape spinning in the reel as off screen they ask if he's okay- only for him to be out cold and the tape stops. The 'ritual'(?) is complete and Joseph is now officially haunted by his new ghostly beau~

#i made these both up literally on the fly just now while scrolling the sdj tags :3 #sdj au #I want to develop these now djdksksjs #The first one is def just a oneshot type deal because there isn't much to do with it- mostly just the fight and the resolution #maybe as a silly comic #the other could actually be expanded upon as an au though :3c #cas barks #long post

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danteswaginferno · 7 months

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long post about spfbw again!

m playing the spfbw dlc rn and its so good so glad i bought it YIPPE :3

overall i really like both the main dlc missions and i think they were both worth it!!! if u wanna play i would wait for them to go on sale together so you can get all of them for cheap

my thoughts on the specific dlcs below the break! spoilers for the casa bonita and camp tardicaca spfbw dlc

i played casa bonita wayyy to early in my save and it fucked my play through up cuz i couldn't get past the first fight but once i leveled up enough it was rlly fun :3 honestly i think casa bonita was the weaker dlc pack, but i LOVED the set team (henrietta, kenny, cartman) it was just rlly fun to play!

between the two dlcs i think play this one first cuz it's easier and shorter :3

camp tardicaca is probably my favorite mission set in the entire game, dlc and main game. i loved the banter between jimmy and butters and Bradley is so fucking funny. i REALLY liked the combat in this one, it was super challenging but not too hard you couldn't beat it.

the mint berry system makes me explode cuz it's so funny but it really made me think strategically and let me do some risky plays where i knew i would be invincible so i would get in the way of those wind up attacks because i knew i could get some extra hits in

these fights were really well choreographed, with some fun gimmicks and some cool puzzles :) the part where you're fishing with fire crackers and if you fish up a crab man you have to fight it caught me so off guard amazing shit

the fights in tardicaca are HARD. if you don't like spfbw combat mechanics you probably wouldn't like this but i LOVE the com mechanics so i rlly liked it. i will say you HAVE to play the dlc with the final girl power set because it's pretty much IMPOSSIBLE without it since it's so fucking broken 😭

that hammer move is too damn good bro you could not beat this without it i don't think unless ur a mega gamer which i am not LOL

ALSO i accidentally handicapped myself because you're forced to have butters in ur party and i didn't complete the butters freedom pals storyline so i played the entire DLC without butters third ability so if you play this PLEASE make sure you complete the butters missions so you have all his powers 😭😭

#south park #south park fractured but whole

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dizzythensick · 6 months

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Got my eyes tested by a guy with a broken arm. The way he spoke was extremely annoying, slow paced and slurry. This made the news that my right eye is worse off than my left more troublesome to me, “hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, seems likeeeeeee, youre about 0.50+ in your left…. Burrrrt about 1.50+ in your right!” {pause to rub cast against table} “you’re suuuuuper reliant on your glasses, that’s why thryre like… different”. The conclusion of my results is still elusive to me, I walked out of the testing room and the casted optometrist said nothing. I looked to the clerk, put on my shy sheepy face and asked for further instruction. She asked if there were any glasses I liked. I said yes. She asked which, I said I couldn’t remember. I left. Thatwasexhausting. Rewarded myself for not throwing a fit at the dumb people at Oscar Wylee to a Starbucks drink, albeit upon reflection, I’m failing to see how this was a reward, as the drink came out to be $2.46 per mouthful (I LEGIT GOT 3 SIPS OUT OF MY $7 DRINK). Walked up the street to meet Ovy at Biang Biang Noodle. On Tuesdays we eat and walk around together, she gets late lunch and I eat my early dinner between our classes. We got a rougon each and she told me about how peglegs had made big moves of cutting sexual ties with her that afternoon. We rejoiced, purchased a tub of ttebotki to share and sat near my bus stop and ate. Food was real fucking good, a truly filling and exciting meal. Honestly, a little bit too exciting for me, as my nose started to run as I was overcome by the spices. In true form Ivy reached into her bag and gave me a napkin. Thanks. This is the second time we’ve sat at a bench in the city to eat a flakey/meaty treat, it’s like our thing now. After we were like errrrrm should we get ice cream and like um duh yes we should, so walked to McDonalds across the street. This is where the story takes a dark and eery turn. As we clicked on the dessert section of the ordering screen… it said that all ice cream products… were SOLD OUT! Truly hit with the fabled “our ice cream machine broke” lore. Sigh. Literally we simultaneously sighed and frightened a woman next to us. Glob! Ok so new plan was to go to gyg for soft serve and get margarita, mix them together to concoct junky spider, but came to our senses. No good things come from a gyg frozen margarita. Anyway we waited, oh I don’t know like, way to fucking long for our ice creams. Gave us time to swear never to work at the 24/hr gyg on Swanston St. Jesus Christ. How does one operate a fast food restaurant every hour of the day without killing thyself. Also save yourselves the disappointment, gyg dulce de leche soft serve just tastes like processed sugar and cold. Those are all of the flavours. God I wish the maccas machines were working. I departed from my beloved at 5:08, quick hug goodbye. Ovy was off to see Violet and Odi later that afternoon and I was in for 70 mins of chill out half asleep on the bus time on the way to tafe. On to do great things with our evenings. Or so I thought…..

After catching the same Tuesday bus for the past 9 weeks, I’ve come accustomed to taking a 45 minute sleep, broken by a timer on my phone. Waking up from my nap this afternoon I was awakened to two rude surprises: - My phone was dead. - I was not near Heidelberg West. I panicked a little. ‘hmmmm what have I done here..’ I thought. I asked the lady wearing two apple watches what bus I was on, to which she replied “251”. Oh awesome. In my gyg soft serve haze I accidentally took the 251 not the 250. I really wasn’t sure what to do, get off and make an attempt to get back to the city? Catch til the end of the line for no good reason other than post nap paralysis? Nice!! So yeah got to northland shopping centre lol, got out and followed two trench coat wearing gentlemen into the centre. At this point I just abandoned the idea of going to tafe which as I’m writing I regret. I could be sanding wood right now soooo not champers. I’m so fascinated by outer suburb shopping centres, as they give off a strong Brisbane energy that I find familiar and comforting. I did a lap, There was a chick closing down the Daniels Donuts playing the loudest fucking trap music, I was half like go shawty half like thou art cringe. Not much else to report from Northlands shopping center dear readers, save yourself the trip I suppose is all I can say. Boarded the 251 again. Bad omens as soon as I stepped on as the driver was plauing popdan style mashups on his phone. Just end your suffering man don’t inflict this harm unto others. The bus trip has been fine thus far, mostly empty. One gentleman got on at the stop outside of a TAB betting ‘institute’, he seems quite tipsy hehe. And alas this is where I leave you.

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kinetic-elaboration · 1 year

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February 17: Halloween Ends

…And I thought a movie could not be worse than Halloween: Resurrection lol.

I hate saying that because this is the last Halloween and I really didn’t want to end this 4-month marathon feeling so blah but…they could have made a better movie and that’s not on me.

I don’t think this film had many redeeming features, but there were a few:

Laurie: Look, I love Laurie and Jamie Lee Curtis is the GOAT. In particular, I liked her characterization here, what post-therapy Laurie looks like and acts like. She’s wearing clothes that look like slightly updated versions of her 1978 outfits. She’s baking pies and knitting. She’s decorating her house for Halloween! I also loved that “Did you really think I was going to kill myself?” line, like, probably more than I should, because I really was worried about that.

The music: Very good soundtrack all around.

The ending: By which I mean specifically the sort of melancholy but quietly hopeful last moment of Laurie and her cop boyfriend on the suburban autumn street, followed by shots of Laurie’s house as an homage to Halloween (1978). Similarly, I liked the opening credits and the stylized pumpkins.

The concept of infection: I feel like this might have been better placed in a totally different movie, but I did think there was something rather interesting about the motif of infection, and I especially liked the moment where Allyson sees that Corey’s hand is, in fact, literally infected. I think we’re supposed to read his moment of looking into Michael’s eyes as when he ‘became’ evil, but that is complicated by other aspects of his story, in particular how he’s treated by the town or even the circumstances of the accident. Did he become a killer because of The Shape or did he become a killer because rage and vengeance are already part of him, and when he’s pushed too far, they come out? Was the real pivotal moment when his hand was cut in the scuffle? Something going on there that’s worth contemplating.

…I feel like that might be it?

Stuff I didn’t like:

Corey: Literally everything about Corey and his story line. First off, starting the movie off with a young man accidentally killing a child is depressing, not scary. I don’t want to watch a movie like this. I didn’t come to this movie for this type of story line; it’s not in the horror/slasher contract. Second, I found Corey as a protagonist hard to care about in any way, perhaps because he fits into no Halloween archetype. He’s not really a villain because we’re given too many opportunities to feel sympathy for him and to follow his story as a sort of hero or at least anti-hero. But he’s also not a final girl or an early victim or a ‘good guy’ in any real way. I feel like this sounds very whiny and like I don’t want to put in the work for a complex character but what I’m trying to say is that Corey’s story is like psychological horror about the monster within and that is really not what the Halloween franchise is for or what audiences expect from it. I get wanting to stretch the concept and experiment, especially after 12 movies, but I would consider this a failed experiment.

Missing that Halloween spirits: On a related note, I felt like trying to make this a psychological horror rather than a slasher, and really pushing the boundaries of what is ‘Halloween,’ proved to me that this is NOT Halloween. It’s more than just hitting a sufficient number of elements (Michael, Laurie, Loomis, Haddonfield, Halloween, etc.). There’s a certain core quality to the franchise that this movie lacked. I’ll try to explain. I think it has to do with what fear is being tapped into: ideally, this is the fear of confronting evil itself. Not internal evil. External evil, in human form. No one really did that in this movie, or at least, not until the very end. The franchise has flirted with the idea of confronting evil means becoming evil (Jamie in Halloween 4, Laurie in Halloween Resurrection and 2018) but mostly it exists in a pretty straightforward moral universe of heroes and villains, good and evil, so as not to distract from this core fear: the boogeyman can take human shape and stalk you in the middle of the night—or the middle of the day.

Another aspect of this can be seen in the kills themselves. A big defining feature of Halloween/Michael Myers as a villain is that, while he has certain patterns (for example, liking knives, doing tableaux of his victims), and a certain personality (almost a sense of humor about him in some ways), for the most part, even after a dozen films, he remains inscrutable. Why does he target Laurie? DOES he even target Laurie? How does he pick his other targets? Why does he sometimes walk right past someone or spare a victim and other times invades a house and kills all its inhabitants? He is unreadable and not just because of the mask. Most of the kills in this movie were Corey’s, though, and Corey is not inscrutable. He wants revenge, so he kills the kids who were bullying him and the mean DJ and his weird incest-y mom, and Allyson’s old boyfriend who made fun of him, and he tries to kill Allyson’s meddling grandma too. He’s not an arbitrary evil force. He’s a kid who’s spent too much time wallowing in guilt and shame and now it’s coming out. That’s certainly a story. But it's not Halloween.

Not enough Michael Myers: Not a single indication of The Shape in the first 30 minutes? Only two Myers kills in the whole movie? Look, even when the Halloween movies are at their worst, I’ve still felt, and I’ve said this in so many words, well at least they have Michael Myers. This is such a great character design, it is so inherently creepy, and your movie can be literally terrible, a cookie cutter slasher in every respect (I’m looking at you Resurrection) but if you include scenes of this scary looking guy walking around slowly or staring and looking at people or skulking around in the shadows, you’ve created easy but effective horror and the movie has some redeeming quality. And yet this movie managed to mess that up!! How??

Further, it cut most of the resonance out of the ending. The ending only works at all because of the long history between Laurie and Michael. They had to tap into that because Michael has done almost mothering, terrorized almost no one, in the last 90+ minutes. The last Laurie and Michael confrontation is like a totally different film. We’ve sunk a huge amount of time into Corey, but now he’s dead and the reminder of the time will be spent on a large set piece of Myers vs. Strode action that feels obligatory more than anything. We're at the big finale but we're also starting at zero. She hasn’t been anticipating him. She hasn’t even really been talking about him except in an extremely general way. She wasn’t aware of his return or of any of his other acts that night. It felt very rote to me, like we have to include this, and it has to be long and it has to be gory, and it has to be the big conclusion, butwe are going to rely on the 40+ years of the franchise to absolve us of having to create any build up or context at all.

The kills: There were too few for a long time, and then all of a sudden there were a lot and they were all extremely gross. It’s a slasher! That means murders sprinkled throughout, but it doesn’t mean I need to see a man’s tongue cut from his mouth after his skull has been crushed. Please.

Unsympathetic townspeople: The people of Haddonfield, the minor players in general, have always just been…. Pretty average people. Maybe some of them are annoying sometimes. Maybe the police are extremely incompetent on occasion. But, other than in Kills, they’re not malicious or ill-meaning. They’re just relatable middle-class suburban folks in the mid-west. The people of Ends’ Haddonfield were so near-universally horrible that I couldn’t totally blame Corey for wanting to murder all of them. In particular, I hated how every ten minutes or so someone was trying to somehow blame Michael Myers on Laurie. How?? They tried to explain it but even then it never made sense to me. Victim blaming at its finest I guess! Truly deranged stuff from the background characters here. The only (ONLY) valid Haddonfielders are Laurie, her cop boyfriend, and Ronald. And Lindsey I suppose, and I’ll also allow for the father of the kid who died. I liked his line about how he didn’t like people bullying Corey because he felt they were making his pain about themselves. But the rest of them, the quasi-abusive mom and the band geek bullies and the nasty fucks who want to confront a random stranger in the grocery story parking lot for the supreme crime of being a victim—fuck them.

This also made it hard for me to really believe this cathartic ending, where the whole town watches Myers’ body being crunched to death and suddenly they can "begin to heal.” Michael hasn’t been terrorizing them for years, they’ve been terrorizing each other! Michael Myers hasn’t killed in 4 years. His two kills that night were totally unknown to the town. I’m not even sure that most of them knew there was a killer (Corey) creeping about in general. You’ve been using this myth as an excuse for ages to be awful to other people, and then the man behind the myth is permanently and definitively destroyed, and then suddenly you’re… okay? No more trauma? I do not believe this.

Corey’s glasses: I’m sorry but I just thought it was stupid that Michael Myers looks deep into Corey’s eyes one time and Corey never needs glasses again. My mom thought the idea was Myers somehow gave Corey his spirit or his eyes and I guess that might be the intention. But it looked to me like Myers’ powers had just grown to becoming, like, the best optometrist in the world somehow. Or, another take: people with 20/20 vision are evil. Sorry my two-eyed friends but you need all four to be a good person. Halloween Ends said so.

There was probably other stuff but I am actively falling asleep on the couch.

And so ends my marathon of all Halloweens ever made, in production order. Overall, it was a lot of fun, like an expedition through the history of horror from the late 70s to today, and even the worst ones had some sort of redeeming entertainment quality. I’ll probably write some additional posts with my overall thoughts, like my faves/least faves, ideas for additional Halloweens, and defining elements of the series but, for now, to bed.

#the year 2023 #2023: movies #2023: fandom thoughts

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mcl-mia · 6 years

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//SO, i just finished zeus' route and i gotta say, i liked it a hell of a lot more than i expected to. i'm too lazy to do a full fleged review with multiple segments and paragraphs right now (i'd need to look at my own screenshots for that), so i'll do a few thoughts from memory.

+ zeus' dialogue options are pretty damn easy to figure out. i only got the +1 twice the entire route.

+ zeus himself is... surprisingly charming once you get further along in the story. it's also very refreshing to have a character that is genuinely at odds with klaus, rather than just someone who likes to mess with him.

+ zeus is an arrogant bastard, but he has several checks within the story itself who call him out on his bullshit, including liz.

+ can we talk about liz for a second? i fucking ADORE her in zeus' route. it's the development she deserves. she is genuinely powerful and insightful while still retaining her empathy, kindness, and optimism. i wish we could have seen this development on screen, though...

+ hiro is amazing, 10/10 would high five. in fact, i found myself warming up to the night class fairly quickly.

+ gave a much more in depth analysis of dark magic and what it REALLY entails, even if the attitude toward it completely shifted and liz was just like "oh ok" after having it explained to her.

+ solid story foundation with an interesting premise. i'm glad that solmare is putting more effort into showing what certain items and characters look like, since the last few routes have lacked that.

+ the cgs are downright GORGEOUS. not only are they dynamic, but it's weirdly rare for full body shots in the cgs, let alone cgs were both the guy and liz look decent in the cg.

- while i liked the theme of zeus' route, it was driven home to the point where it made me want to bang my head against the wall because it was so damn obvious as to what's going on. they do NOT let any chance of mentioning the prince's story go by.

- zeus' route is really, REALLY long. like, longer than any other route. sure, they wanted to get everything in, but 21 story tickets for a happy ending is ridiculous. y'all could've combined scenes so we could use less tickets.

- some of those item check points were placed a little too close together. i'm talking to you, 8k and 10k lune checkpoints.

- zeus' design is overall really good, but he still looks like he's dead. also, couldn't y'all have made it so that way he has his arm down in his causal outfit?

- taffy is never explained. never. he's mentioned off handedly in one of the previews, but that's about it.

- look, i like the night class a lot and all, but i really didn't like how klaus was basically the only old character that we got to see. all the others either got two minutes of screentime or didn't even show up at all. i get that a few of them graduated, but damn, couldn't you have shown liz recieving/writing letters to them? they're still her friends.

- zeus has a serious lack of backstory. i get it, the story was mainly about present zeus and his character growth... but good god, he lacks so much backstory despite being such a vibrant character. all we really know about him is that he's the oldest child, has been friends with hiro for a very long time, and somehow got special earrings from the royal family.

/ are we in some timeline where the performing festival just doesn't exist? because i'm pretty sure claudia was the name of the princess in THAT story, and it is waaaayyy different than the story with the cursed prince. they even reused the general look for the avatar items for claudia's portrait ffs. did they just think that people wouldn't notice? or is claudia a popular name for princessess in gedonelune?

/ the "goddess" looks like jay with her natural hair color. i'm sorry, but i can't get over that. THE "GODDESS" MAY NOT HAVE A FACE BUT I SEE YOU, SOLMARE.

/ i'm a little surprised that they didn't go into a lot of detail about zeus and hiro's relationship. hiro is essentially zeus' "retainer" (or legal guardian), and it's obvious that they are very close, so how the hell did that all happen, exactly? i'll give solmare a bit of a pass as of today (since we know hiro is getting a route), but they sure as hell better give us more details in hiro's route. don't leave us hanging, solmare.

/ zeus mentioned being the "oldest", so will we ever get to see his siblings? please don't pull a yukiya on us, solmare.

/ rest in peace sigurd, you were here for only two routes (if we're including total screentime) and you're already gone. couldn't even get some decent development before solmare decided to dump you completely from main stories. even mel somehow has a chance to come back.

/ i don't wanna put this directly as a negative... but zeus has the shitty spot of being the first character in a new series; which means that his route has the least answers to the big overarching plot, and that there are a lot of loose ends that need tying up. it's solmare's thing, so i can't really blame the writers on this one.

that... pretty much sums it up for now. overall, zeus' route has been WAY better than many of the newer routes that have come out before him, despite having its own flaws. it's overall an enjoyable read, but certainly not for new players. you need a lot of other information first before you get into zeus' route.

#wizardess heart #not mcl #mia speaks #im sorry for the long post but i gotta #i accidentally hit 'post' way too early on this lol #so yeah i'm pretty damn excited to see where it goes next #so for now... klaus 2 electric boogaloo for the extra event points #he's getting dropped for hiro if he comes out before i'm done w/ klaus though

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bomberqueen17 · 2 years

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Ahem. I saw you say that you should write a ficlet in response to hitting a follower milestone. May I suggest: Geralt/Roche fucking for the first time, because Geralt was around early enough to pick up on Roche/Foltest and I’m desperately curious to know Geralt’s impressions of that mess and the impression it left on Roche, sexually.

heh I screencapped this and stuck it into a doc with co-conspirator @akilah12902 and said

The followup ask made me think more about not their first time ever-ever but their first time post-ex-foltest which is far juicier

A answered: Oh definitely. I mean. To be fair, their first time was probably Geralt getting raped, even if nobody involved quite thought of it that way.

(Of course, I answered stele3's follow up ask privately so as not to spoil this uhhhh eventual surprise, and thus have no record of it, because that's how Tumblr rolls, so who knows, but I do have this record that the conversation occurred, for what it's worth. LOL.)

So anyway we wound up writing the first time Geralt and Roche fuck after Foltest gets assassinated, and it did turn out juicy, and what's more, it's the first of a pair of what accidentally became Witcher 2 Service Top Geralt: The Duology, just to tease at what else is forthcoming. @bittylildragon did the beta-reading on this one, but has done the bulk of the writing of the sequel, which deals with An Related Topic but not this exact thing, and in fact I'm not even sure I merit a coauthor credit at this point. But we shall see how that develops, it's still under steam. The immediate thing today is this one:

A Wake, on AO3

“I know you want me to hurt you,” Geralt said, “but I don’t want to do that.”

Roche’s eyes were so deep-set, his habitual expression so narrow-gazed, that it was always almost a shock when he went wide-eyed, which he tended to do in bed. He gazed up at Geralt, eyes dark as velvet, and said, “Why wouldn’t you?”

Geralt leaned his forehead down against Roche’s, letting the hand that was in his hair slide down to the base of the man’s skull, cradling his head. “Vernon,” he murmured. “Me hurting you won’t fix anything, it’ll only make me feel like shit.”

“You should feel like—” Roche started, but his voice cracked in the middle of the word.

“Will that fix anything?” Geralt said dryly.

“Nothing will fix anything,” was the answer, a little desperate and choked.

“No,” Geralt said, and bent to kiss him, steadfastly keeping it gentle.

(the bestworst part, if you want to think about it too hard, is that as you play Witcher 2, if you choose Iorveth's path, as we are for the purposes of this story continuity, then that means that like literally a couple of days after this Geralt throws Iorveth his sword and goes and defects from Roche's side to help the Scoia'tael, so just like-- really imagine that, as you're reading this, for extra flavor, and then going forward as you read the later encounters-- *chefkiss*.)

#my writing #fic update #new work #yeah this week's a twofer i hope #this blistering pace brought to you by having slogged unproductively for so long LOL #you got to have friends tho #meet death sitting #peace-tied

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isagisyoichi · 3 years

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how do u think the boy would be in a party😈😈

NEW RULES!

SYNOPSIS: blue lock at a party

CHARACTERS INCLUDED: isagi, bachira, nagi, reo, rin, chigiri, naruhaya, niko, nanase, gagamaru, kunigami

WARNINGS: mentions of underage drinking and weed (but no one actually takes anything), swearing, mentions of throwing up and food, again pretend they're all friends and go to the same school because it's more fun to think that way. ooc rin maybe? idk i like pretending he's not as miserable as the manga makes him out to be 🤗 he deserves to have fun i think

A/N: no cause this was soooo fun to write tysm anon, i got through this in a flash cause i loved this suggestion sm :') literally one of the most fun requests i've ever gotten eeee!!!!! also this made me miss my irls bye corona can suck my balls fr

ISAGI YOICHI:

i feel like this would be his first big party aw lol, so he’s kind of nervous LMAO.

gets handed a beer by someone, has his first sip of it ever, and immediately spits it out. mutters “how the hell can anyone drink this?” and “discreetly” pours the rest into a bush.

mainly stays with nagi, chigiri, kunigami, and bachira and they just talk throughout the night

(bachira only sits down and talks after his energy dies down. i'll elaborate on this below the cut).

keeps asking nagi “what song is this?” throughout the night LOL. makes a mental note of what songs to add to his playlists.

slightly nods his head to the music, aw cute. goes a little harder and lip syncs/raps along when he really likes the song, though (i stand by my word when i said he loves “neon guts”)

does accidentally bump into someone, but isagi starts a convo with them after he apologizes, and they hit it off right away 🥰

but, the person left early and isagi, ever the dummy, forgets to ask for their number.

and he's actually so disappointed in himself when he realizes, too 😭

BACHIRA MEGURU:

not drunk or anything at all, but boy, the way he’s acting makes it seem like he is.

the self proclaimed “life of the party.”

can be found “dancing,” though i use that word generously because to classify whatever he’s doing as “dancing,” is a stretch, to every song, even if he doesn’t know the words LOL

really likes when throwbacks come on!!!! he does dance to the lyrics and not the beat sometimes, though 😭

but, bachira looks like he’s having so much fun, it’s so cute, he’s definitely been waiting for this moment his whole life 🥰

if you were dancing with him, bachira would 100% take you by the hand and spin you around

also forces gets isagi to dance with him but isagi’s so awkward 😭

bachira also ends up jumping in the pool sometime later that night. yells “cannonball!” and everything, like, okay michael phelps 😭

he doesn’t have extra clothes so reo has to give him some and they're so fucking big on him LOLLL

texts the groupchat “i was sooo crazy last night😂” in the morning LMAOO, okay babe calm down

KUNIGAMI RENSUKE:

takes it upon himself to make sure none of his friends die LOL

only drinks water and diet coke 👍

his mom calls in the middle of the party to ask how he's doing and bachira and nagi are doing stupid shit like yelling “pass the weed” and fake moaning 😭

isagi and chigiri tell him to tell her they say hi LOL

really likes when the dj puts on 90s/2000's r&b/hiphop songs (i'll die by my hc that kunigami's an oldies fan)

mostly sways side to side to the music, but he did also dance a little, per request of bachira, and ended up talking to a cute person a for little, too 🤗

offers to help clean up in the morning

CHIGIRI HYOUMA:

at least two drunk girls have mistaken him for their friend, and another four have asked to touch his hair.

tried to use one of reo’s many bathrooms, found a couple making out, outwardly said “gross,” and then left to find another one 😭

nods his head and taps his foot to the music, not much of a dancer.

also a people-watcher, and he points out things he sees are happening to his friends.

“guys, i think misa and her boyfriend are breaking up, look.” leave that poor girl alone bro 😭

finds himself laughing a lot that night because damn! his friends are funny, whether they try to be or not.

not really a party person, but chigiri actually had a lot of fun 🥰

NARUHAYA ASAHI:

also on the dancefloor! doesn’t really dance, per say, but he jumps up and down and does the fist pump thing 😭 he has the spirit, let's give him that.

drank a lot of soda, so he’s filled with energy. also pees in at least three of reo's bathrooms.

talks to his friends, but also makes new ones! also i feel like he takes a lot of pictures LOL. he needs the finsta content 😭

plays truth or dare, or something like that. ends up having to do some stupid shit like smack raichi’s ass and run away, but naruhaya did make out with the girl next to him, so fair trade, he thinks.

also ends up in the pool, but he’s playing chicken with gagamaru and some other people. does not win a single round, but he had fun 😇

leaves with like four plates of food and one of reo’s decorative towels for some reason???

GAGAMARU GIN:

goes through a bunch of reo's shit 😭 he's not taking anything, but he's just curious LOL

strikes up very, random conversations with a bunch of people out of nowhere, good for him!

weirdly good at darts, very good aim.

although one round, naruhaya accidentally distracted gagamaru and one of darts ended up in reo's wall 💔

“it's fine, he has the money to fix it,” naruhaya shrugs as he walks away from reo's now punctured, wall. so true bestie!

gagamaru somehow ends up giving some drunk stranger some “life-changing” advice. (whether it's good or not is debatable)

they thank gagamaru for changing their life and he never sees them again

NAGI SEISHIRO:

irritates the fuck out the dj because nagi keeps asking him to play one specific song over and over again.

it was good the first time, don't wear it out for the rest of us bae 😭

doesn't really dance, just nods his head, maybe raps along a little, too

when he talks to the girls that come up to him, nagi says stuff like “yeah, the host and i go way back, we’re best friends.”

“way back,” my ass, but whatever nagi 🤨

knocks out in one of reo’s guest rooms. someone finds him when they’re trying to look for the bathroom and they draw a mustache and a bunch of other stupid shit on him 😭

tries to leave before reo makes him help clean up in the morning. does not work 👍

dumbass also ended up losing his phone (reo bought him a new one so nagi doesn't really care)

RAICHI JINGO:

gasses himself up sooo much when he’s trying to hit on girls.

“yeah, i'm about to go D1 after high school, just wait on it,” yeah, okay raichi 🙄

also tries to show them his highlights, bye. babe, i mean this in the nicest possible way but, i do not care, can we just kiss 🙏

i feel like he’s one of those boys who likes to take his shirt off for no reason, so raichi most definitely ends up shirtless at some point of the night 😭

takes pictures with reo’s fancy cars in his garage to flex 💀 gets annoyed when reo says raichi can’t drive them. raichi doesn't even have his license 😑

plays pool and is actually not that bad. does almost accidentally blind isagi with his cue, though.

IMAMURA YUUDAI:

he's with some girls but, he’s a dummy and he didn’t know his other hoes would be there, so imamura had quite a few drinks spilled on him here and there.

still somehow leaves with like three new girls snaps, four numbers, and a bunch of lipstick stains. not even gonna lie, i respect his game.

actually a really good dancer, and he knows he looks good, too. knows the words to every drake song that comes on, argue with your mom.

lip-syncs the words to you when you dance together and it makes you more flustered than you would think 🙄

the type to pull you close and wraps his arms around your waist or around your neck

actually really fun to talk to. always in the loop with drama and stuff, so he's always got some interesting conversation topics. and he's funny 😭

MIKAGE REO:

obviously, the party’s at his house. what’s the point of having a rich teammate if you can’t exploit them for their possessions?

jokes, but reo did offer to throw it at his mansion house in the first place.

actually really likes throwing parties lmao, so he jumped at the opportunity.

posted on his snap, “party at my place su for address‼️” LOL

natural charm + raised with good manners = reo being an amazing host

but, reo does have a little group of girls following him around the entire night 👎

and it irritates the hell out of whoever reo’s trying to talk to because they’re all up on him, making it hard for reo to pay attention 😑

also doesn’t help that he entertains them and flirts back and dances with a couple of them, too

and looks good when he dances, too UGH!!!! he's the type to run his hands up and down your body while he dances with you 😣

i hate this man 👎 /j

ITOSHI RIN:

practicing. he didn’t come. sike! rin has a social life, too, come on now, y'all 🙄

talked a big game about how he wouldn’t show up then he still came anyways, like rin, what 😭??

super good at cup pong and he knows it. he keeps beating ryusei and if you look closely, rin has something reminiscent of a smirk on his face.

a foot-tapper, not a dancer, which sucks because he’s not even bad at dancing, either 👎

a couple of girls come up to rin to flirt, but rin doesn’t give them the time of day. no response or anything just a little side eye 😭

rin just talks to his friends and that’s it, really.

actually internally glad for the chance to kickback and relax for once, tbh.

but, he refuses to admit he had any semblance of fun. (he did, rin’s just a weenie 😒)

NIKO IKKI:

the team forced him to come 😭

niko’s already a homebody and he doesn’t like loud noises or large social scenes, so he wasn’t too jazzed about going somewhere where the both of those things combine.

also he's picky with music so LOL. does like that one remix to the pursuit of happiness, though

he’s a wall-stander, i hate to break it to y’all. just watched everything from a distance and didn't talk to anyone except for isagi and his friends.

bye, if you don’t get off the damn wall and dance (he'd dance with me i'm different 🥰🤗)

keeps opening and closing his phone so he looks busy but that mf is literally just going through the settings app 😭

called his mom to bring him home an hour and a half in 👎

NANASE NIJIROU:

i hate to admit it, but he’s the annoying first year that documents everything on snap bye

he’s just excited to be there but like, there is no reason for his story to be half an hour long.

i'm not watching all of that! sorry that happened to you or good for you 🤗

probably playing games like spin the bottle or seven minutes in heaven. is very proud of himself for kissing four people in one night #bigmoves 🥳

stays with his group of friends and they're sooo loud and rowdy LMAOO. #firstyearthings

you can literally hear them laughing over the music, but they're having fun, so it's fine (at least of those kids hits people when they laugh too)

also dances, too! has super good energy and a natural sense of rhythm surprisingly 🥰 also a good hypeman!!!!! honestly, he's just really fun to be around tbh

overall, has a lot of fun, as you can tell by his story 😇

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luvdsc · 3 years

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haha, what if we kissed? (lol jk... unless?)

fact! you’re secretly in love with your best friend, and so is he!

pairing :: zhong chenle x reader genre :: fluff / best friend, buzzfeed worth it au word count :: 5,072 words warnings :: none playlist :: sunny afternoon (red velvet) ⋆ about love (marina) ⋆ all about you (nct u) ⋆ love (x lovers) ⋆ bella notte (f. murray abraham & arturo castro) author’s note :: i literally just finished writing the rest of this in my meetings today and am posting during my lunchbreak, but happy (1 day late) birthday, chenle sweetheart!! ♡ ↳ part of the not clickbait series.

“Hello, and welcome back to another episode of Dream: Worth It!”

Chenle shouts loudly from the driver’s seat, waving excitedly at the camera attached to the dashboard as he waits for the traffic light to turn green. You visibly flinch in your spot on the passenger's side, startled by the sudden greeting, and even Jisung jumps in the backseat, almost dropping the camcorder he was fiddling with.

Your best friend continues to give the camera a dazzling smile, paying no attention to your and Jisung’s brief glares. “Today on Worth It, thanks to a fan’s suggestion, we’ll be trying out three different spaghetti dishes at three drastically different price points to find out which one is most worth it at its price!”

“Yes,” you chime in, nodding excitedly at the camera and giving a little wave. “So if you want to see another riveting episode of Chenle and Jisung going on three dates at three drastically different price points while I third wheel again, please stay tuned!”

“Hey!”

Both the boys wildly protest, but you blatantly ignore them, checking your phone quickly before beaming at the camera again. “So here’s our first spaghetti fact! The word ‘spaghetti’ is actually the plural version of spaghetto. Spaghetto comes from the Italian word spago, which means twine or thin string.”

“Wait, that actually makes sense. Spaghetti looks like thin strings,” Chenle says, eyebrows shooting up in surprise.

“Yeah, basically every language makes sense, except for English,” you remark, setting your phone down in your lap before turning to your best friend. “So are you excited for this episode’s dish?”

“Yes! Shout out to Moony for your suggestion,” Chenle calls out, driving forward before making a right. “If anyone else has any suggestions for future videos, please feel free to comment below.”

You start to explain the first restaurant to your viewers. “Our first stop is called Legalize Marinara! It’s a small hole in the wall place in downtown LA, and fresh pasta is made everyday. We’ll be talking to the owner and chef Johnny Suh about the daily process.”

“And cut!” Jisung calls out, and you stop there, pressing the off button to end the recording. Later on, the three of you will have to work on snipping up the recordings to create a smooth transition from there to a shot of Johnny and his restaurant before jumping into your quick interview with him.

You quickly scroll through the questions you had written ahead of time to ask Johnny on your phone, mouthing the words and memorizing them. You were always the one who asked about the history of the restaurant because Chenle wasn’t as good with the more sentimental questions and preferred the light hearted ones about the food specifically, which you didn’t mind. As long as you get to try good food at the end of it, you’re one very happy, very stuffed camper. You are very much looking forward to visiting Legalize Marinara.

“—and that’s how the pasta is freshly made everyday in the morning.” Johnny finishes up, giving the camera a very charismatic smile and a wink. “We also have a special brew of coffee created by my dad, but that’s a story for another episode. I’ll bring out the spaghetti once it’s ready.”

You and Chenle thank him before going over to sit at one of the small metal tables near the entrance. The place had a sort of modern, yet retro feel to it with an eclectic mix of vintage, kitschy furniture adding pops of color here and there to the otherwise simple space with a neutral palette. The name of the restaurant flashes as a neon sign, serving as the main wall decor along with records scattered here and there on the wall as well.

Jisung stands across from the two of you, propping the large camera on his shoulder in preparation. You and Chenle both take a sip of the special coffee drinks Johnny prepared for you each on the house, pleasantly surprised by the crisp, refreshing taste your taste buds are immediately hit with. Johnny appears minutes later, a pretty plate of simple spaghetti and meatballs along with some Parmesan and garnish on top in hand.

“Here’s our most popular dish: spaghetti with meatballs!” he announces, placing the plate in front of you both carefully. “It’s a simple tomato sauce, but it’s made with organic, local ingredients that we get from the farmer’s market every morning. We get the fresh meat from the butcher down the block everyday to make the meatballs and buy the cheese from local sellers as well. We also add the secret spice mixture created by my mom to the meatballs, which gives it a distinct flavor from other restaurants. Please dig in, guys!”

You immediately swirl your fork into the plate of spaghetti. It looks and smells absolutely fantastic, and your mouth is already watering. You cannot believe that this only costs thirteen dollars. This is an absolute steal. You are just about to take a bite when—

“Wait! We didn’t do a ‘cheers’ yet!” Chenle exclaims, sticking out his fork towards you. You clink your fork against his own metal utensil, and he’s finally satisfied, retracting his arm. Finally, you take the much anticipated bite. The flavors absolutely explode in your mouth, and you’re already reaching out to take a second forkful of the delicious masterpiece.

“This is amazing,” you declare, and Chenle nods enthusiastically, spearing a meatball with his fork. Jisung briefly pans the camera over to Johnny, who shows a double thumbs up before doing finger guns and giving an exaggerated wink.

“Here, try this.” Chenle cuts a piece of the meatball and offers it to you. You reach out for it, but he pulls back, smiling widely and eyes sparkling. “Nuh uh, that’s too easy. Say ah, Y/N.”

“I—” Your cheeks grow warmer than ever, and his grin grows broader, wriggling the fork in front of you. Face burning, you move forward and take a bite. You can hear Jisung fake gagging behind the camera and very much would like to flip him the bird, but you are a professional. You’ll get him back for that later. After all, revenge is a dish best served piping hot and spicy, and you have some Carolina reapers leftover from another video that may accidentally find its way into Jisung’s ramen next time.

You and Chenle spend some more time describing the dish in between bites as Johnny pipes in here and there with some well placed dad jokes that has Jisung shaking his head behind the camera. By the end of it, you both are very happy, and you switch places with Jisung who has a chance to try out the pasta himself at last. He silently eats it before tossing a thumbs up at the camera, and you stop the recording there. After thanking Johnny once more before the three of you leave, you all pile into your car and get ready to go to the next stop.

Up next: Penne for your Thoughts.

“Can we stop here?” Jisung pipes up, peering out the window with interest. His eyes scan the surroundings, peering at the empty space and the wide stairs in front of the spiraling columns of a grand building.

You furrow your eyebrows, glancing at your friend in the backseat. “We’re still a couple blocks away from the restaurant though.”

“This looks like a good spot to film a dance,” he muses to himself before sitting up straighter. “Can we take a quick break? We’re still early, and I wanted to film a quick TikTok before the sun sets.”

You look over at Chenle, who shrugs and pulls over. He backs up into an available parking space, parallel parking smoothly, one hand gripping the back of your seat and the other on the steering wheel. “Alright, do your thing, Jisungie.”

Jisung excitedly hops out from the back. You and Chenle follow suit, locking the car behind you. Your friend is busy setting up his collapsible tripod before placing his phone on it and calling over to you, “Hey, can you stand in front, Y/N? I wanna angle this correctly and check the lighting.”

You move in front of his phone, standing several steps in front of the stairs. Jisung fiddles around with his phone for a few moments, switching up some of the settings and zoom functions before straightening up, eyes bright. “Okay, stay there to mark the spot! I’m gonna press the start button to record. Chenle, can I borrow your phone? I need to play the song for the dance.”

Chenle hands him his phone, and the familiar intro to Doja Cat’s “Say So” begins to blast on top volume. Jisung hands it back to its owner and hurriedly moves to stand in front of his own recording phone as you step aside. “I kinda also need you two in my TikTok.”

“Wait, what? I don’t know the dance,” you protest, starting to back out, but Jisung grabs your hand, pulling you into view, as Chenle bounces over with a shrug of his shoulders, never one to shy away from the camera.

“You don’t need to dance. I just need you both to uh, kiss my cheek on, um, both sides when I tap on them both. It should be the fourth time she says ‘say so’ in the song,” he stammers slightly, face turning slightly pink. He avoids making eye contact as you give him a suspicious look, crossing your arms over your chest.

“What? Why?”

“It’s part of the dance! Now get out of the shot please because the chorus is finally coming up again!” He unceremoniously shoves you out of the frame, and Chenle quickly catches you before you faceplant into the ground. You have a few choice words to yell at your friend and are about to furiously march over to him, but Chenle tightens his grip on you. “Let’s just let him finish, and we can go on. You know how he is about dancing.”

“I’m paying Renjun to put another cockroach picture as his lockscreen again,” you huff, frowning at the dancing boy. “Why didn’t you say anything about the whole kissing request anyway?”

“Eh, I’ve done it before. It’s no big deal.” Chenle shrugs, and you start to stutter, brain malfunctioning, “Wait, you did wha—”

“Oh, it’s almost our cue!” Chenle pushes you towards Jisung as he runs behind the camera to the other side, and you find yourself stumbling for a second time before catching yourself. Grumbling to yourself, you catch Chenle’s apologetic expression, and you sigh, shaking your head as you wait on the sidelines for Jisung to do the move.

And there it is.

Jisung points at his cheeks, tapping them on both sides, and you and Chenle jump into the frame. You lean forward, pressing your lips softly against— wait.

Eyes widening, you jump back in shock, mouth popping open, and the same reaction comes from your best friend when you two realize that you just kissed each other. On the lips.

Crouched on the ground, Jisung looks rather smug after quickly dropping down mid-dance and orchestrating the whole incident. He quickly stands up, striding towards the camera and ending the recording, before efficiently packing up the equipment and walking back to the car without another word.

“Did we just—” you splutter, unable to continue your sentence, as your face grows increasingly warm. Chenle refuses to make eye contact with you, the darkening blush spreading across his face like wildfire. The two of you both direct your disbelief at the same target, rushing over to the car which he boredly stands next to, waiting for Chenle to unlock it.

“Jisung!” You both shout his name, and he just stares at you both, a small grin across his face that he struggles to hide. “What?”

“‘What?’ That’s it? What was that?! Why did you do that?” you exclaim, waving your arms around. Chenle is rendered speechless, unable to say anything after the quick outburst of his other best friend’s name.

“I was tired of listening to Che—mmph!” Jisung is abruptly cut off as Chenle throws his hand over his friend’s mouth, effectively interrupting whatever he was about to say. The two of them silently look at each other, maintaining some sort of telepathic stare that’s probably discussed in the universal book of the bro code. You’ve seen Jaemin and Jeno or Renjun and Donghyuck share the same look before and never really understood it. To be honest, it kind of reminds you of that one moment where the main characters of a chick flick gaze into each others’ eyes and then kiss.

The sound of a text notification cuts off your train of thought and breaks the intense stare down going between the two boys, and you check your phone, eyes widening. “Oh my god, we’re going to be late if we don’t go now! Taeyong just texted me to confirm if we’re coming.”

The three of you hurry into the car, buckling up in your seats. Your hand lightly grazes Chenle’s amidst the rush, and you freeze. You look up, heat spreading across your face, as Chenle meets your gaze, turning redder than spaghetti sauce.

“Alright, you can continue this moment at the restaurant,” Jisung says loudly, jolting the two of you out of your stupor. You quickly retract your hand, mumbling a quick apology, and look away, cheeks still growing warmer than ever. Chenle awkwardly clears his throat and starts the car up, driving to your second stop on the map.

Penne for your Thoughts is simply lovely. It reminds you of a place you would see on the shiny cover of Architecture Digest: a hot spot where all those social influencers would take aesthetic snapshots and post to their Instagrams. The restaurant is quaint and spacious: a large area filled with lots of greenery, hanging plants in simple white ceramic pots, white painted brick walls, and wooden tables with soft cushions on each seat. Once you wrap up the interview with Taeyong, you are seated next to an open window with a great view of a pretty koi pond in the back.

“We serve Korean fusion style food here, and our spaghetti has a freshly made tomato sauce that includes chopped kimchi infused in it. We found that using garlic marinated pork belly makes a more flavorful meatball, which we char slightly, paying homage to the wonderful KBBQ samgyeopsal. We also found that a raw egg yolk on top adds a richness to the pasta, which is similar to a bowl of bibimbap. And there’s some grated Parmesan and mozzarella on top.” Taeyong sets the plate of gorgeous spaghetti in front of you and Chenle with a shy smile. “I hope you both enjoy it.”

You don’t know how else to describe the dish, except that it is beautiful (Just like the restaurant owner, like have you seen his face? Lee Taeyong is the true modern day Adonis, but you digress). You swear you saw Chenle wipe a tear from his face out of the corner of your eye. Practically salivating, you impatiently wait for Jisung to take a few close up videos and pictures of the dish before you immediately dig in.

Fork awkwardly hovering in the air, you pause, turning to Chenle. “Uh, cheers?”

His own loaded fork is halfway to his mouth when he halts. “Oh! Right. Yes. Um, cheers, Y/N.”

The two of you stiffly tap your forks against each other before facing forward again and finally taking the much desired bite. The flavors are bursting like fireworks, and if someone told you that you had died and gone to heaven, you would believe them because there’s no other word to explain the taste other than heavenly. Dante had many circles leading to the center of hell. If you are to apply the same concept to heaven, Legalize Marinara would be the first circle you enter once you go past the pearly gates, and Penne for your Thoughts would most definitely be the second.

The clinking of Chenle’s fork against the plate breaks you from your thoughts, and your good mood falters when you remember the incident again. You plaster a quick smile as you begin to describe the dish to the camera. Chenle chimes in with a wide smile of his own that looks a little too forced, but the only one who seems to notice is you.

Once the recording is wrapped up, Chenle drops you off at your apartment building for you to change into a more dressier attire for the last stop. He and Jisung will change at their place before coming back to pick you up for dinner.

Up next: Terrazza San Valentino.

The place is positively breathtaking. It is an upscale restaurant with open seating on a terrace, leading to a beautiful view of the ocean. Wisteria vines and bright flowers weave their way through the twisting low iron fences encompassing the space as they climb the sides of the building. You have the perfect seat to witness the picturesque sunset over the rippling waters. A bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon had been brought out and now rests on the covered table, uncorked and already poured out into two glasses. It very much reminds you of the beautiful restaurants you visited along the Amalfi Coast, specifically Il Capitano in Positano. You only hope that the food here will be just as amazing as the pasta you ordered there.

You just wish your company was a little better. The atmosphere felt more awkward than the time your mom had set you up on a blind date with her coworker’s son. You had to text Chenle for help that time, and he came to your rescue, helping you escape after pretending to be your long lost son. Obviously, your date wasn’t dumb enough to believe that, but he did believe that you were completely off your rockers and immediately took off after that.

Sneaking a glance at your best friend, you sigh when you realize that he refuses to look your way. You carefully tuck the skirt of your wine red dress under your crossed legs. The sweetheart neckline emphasizes the simple gold necklace you have on, and the dress tapers off at your waist, accentuating your figure perfectly. You paired the outfit with a matching lipstick, a simple black clutch, and some elegant black heels with ribbons that loop around your ankles into a pretty bow.

In other words, you look stunning, and Chenle’s palms are growing sweaty. He undos the first few buttons of his white dress shirt, desperately wanting to take off his tailored suit jacket, but his attire would look much too casual without it. He avoids eye contact with you and remains silent, growing even more flustered by the second, and looks at Jisung helplessly.

Of course, his other best friend proves to be useless again (Disappointing, but not surprising). Jisung simply wriggles his eyebrows at him, eyes darting from you to Chenle, before zooming into his face at a very unflattering angle. Chenle throws him a dirty look, and Jisung merely sticks out his tongue in response. However, they immediately smoothen their expressions into much more pleasant ones when Jaehyun comes out with the plate of food on a small cart.

“This is our play on spaghetti.” He gives you a dimpled smile, and you briefly wonder if the customers rave about this restaurant because of the food or the chef. Perhaps it is a combination of both.

He continued to explain the dish, setting it down in front of you and Chenle. “We use strangozzi that is made fresh every morning. We infuse sun dried tomatoes that we dried ourselves into the olive oil for a minimum of thirty days. The pasta is cooked for sixty seconds, while we slightly sauté grated truffle in the oil in a pan. Once the pasta is ready, we transfer it to the truffle pan and cook it for another minute, making sure to coat the pasta in the sauce. And then we grate some Parmesan and truffles right on top at the table.”

Jaehyun pulls out the expensive mushroom, generously grating thin slices on top of the glistening strands of pasta. The smell is incredible, and your eyes are already hyper fixated on the dish in front of you. He puts down the mushroom and grater, picking up the second grater and the cheese from the cart before shredding the cheese perfectly.

When he finishes, Jaehyun places them back on the cart and smiles at you both charmingly once more. “I hope you enjoy your meal. If you need anything else, please feel free to ask.”

You thank him before he leaves, and Jisung takes all the necessary shots before giving the okay to start eating. You and Chenle offer up some comments about the elegance of the dish, describing its appearance and finally twirling some on the end of your fork. You murmur a quiet “cheers” as the two of you clink your glasses of wine together and take a sip before having the first bite.

The amount of money you have to pay to have a truffle dish is absolutely worth it. The taste is simply indescribable, and you truly have no words. You are blown away by the amount of flavor that can be created with just a few ingredients, and your taste buds are singing. Wide eyed, you turn to look at Chenle, who has the same astonished expression on his face, already staring back at you in complete surprise.

“Holy shit,” you breathe out, and your best friend agrees with you. “Holy shit indeed.”

You immediately go for another bite, and Chenle quickly follows suit. “This is— this is incredible. I don’t know how to describe it, except, except, wow. I can’t stop eating it, and the sun dried tomatoes, olive oil, fresh pasta al dente, and truffles just work so well together. It’s like a symphony in my mouth.”

“I agree,” Chenle nods enthusiastically, swiping another forkful of the yummy goodness. “This has to be one of the best dishes of the entire season.”

“Yeah, absolutely.” You spear a slice of the truffle with the pasta, and the ensuing bite is simply perfect and delectable. “I would come back here every single week if my bank account would let me.”

The stifled atmosphere between the two of you suddenly becomes relaxed at that point, the thick tension dissipating with food never failing to act as the perfect ice breaker and buffer simultaneously. For now, you can pretend the kiss didn’t happen and almost forget it (key word: almost).

“There’s a very popular fan suggestion,” Jisung pipes up, looking at the comment section of the previous video where you and Chenle announced your current recording’s star dish. “It got over twenty thousand likes and five hundred responses.”

“What is it?” You pause in eating, fork poised in the air, as you look over to your friend behind the camera. Chenle pays no attention, continuing to take another bite.

“Recreate the Lady and the Tramp moment.”

Your jaw drops, and your eyes grow round. Practically scandalized, your voice goes an octave higher. “You mean the kissing scene?!”

At the mention of kissing, Chenle chokes on a noodle, spluttering and nearly hacking up a lung, and you quickly reach over and firmly pat him on the back repeatedly until he stops coughing with a weak “thanks.”

“What? This is a food show! Why do they want us to kiss?” your best friend wheezes, and you pass him a glass of water. He grabs it from your outstretched hand gratefully and takes a large gulp.

“I don’t know, fan service? Anyway, it’s good for the views!” Jisung gives you a thumbs up, and you frown at him, crossing your arms over your chest.

“Why don’t you do it with Chenle then?”

“It specifically says you and Chenle,” he informs smugly with a smirk, and you glower at him, much to his amusement.

“Well, if it’s for the fans…” Chenle trails off, a faint blush beginning to make its appearance on his face. He hesitantly pulls out one strand of the pasta, picking up one end on his fork.

You can’t believe this. Yet, you slowly reach out for the other end of the strand with your fork, twirling it onto the metal prongs securely. You move to take your end of the noodle, while Chenle does the same, both of you actively avoiding eye contact.

“Oh c’mon, at least make it a little more romantic than that. Jeno and Jaemin have more chemistry than you two right now,” Jisung complains, and you would very much like to chuck the half full bottle of wine at his big, annoying head (Chenle also has similar thoughts).

Taking a deep breath, you finally place the noodle’s end in your mouth. Cheeks burning, you can feel your heart rate already skyrocketing at the mere thought of kissing your best friend again. You know you’ll freeze up if you look at him, so you do your best to focus your gaze on the center of the noodle strand. You’ll have some time before the two of you meet in the middle, right?

Wrong.

It comes much too soon, and your palms are growing sweaty as your heart races in your chest at a breakneck speed. Your lips are mere millimeters away from his, and you pause. You can’t hear anything, but the pounding of your heart and the blood rushing to your cheeks, and you finally find the courage to peek up at your best friend. You find him already gazing at you, a soft expression on his face. His eyes dart down to your lips before meeting your eyes once more, and you suddenly realize that he’s waiting for you, that he won’t do anything unless you want it too, that it’s okay if you don’t.

But you do.

So you muster up all the courage you possibly can and close the distance, carefully pressing your lips against his for a tender kiss before biting off the noodle. When you pull back, you finally notice the awestruck expression written all over Chenle’s face. He lets out a small laugh of disbelief before he positively beams, bouncing in his seat, and you sport a matching smile, albeit a little bashful.

“Uh, anyway, who left that comment? We should probably give them a mention,” you say, clearing your throat and hoping the heat subsides in your cheeks soon. Chenle continues to grin like the Cheshire Cat and secretly grabs your hand underneath the tablecloth, intertwining your fingers with his. You can feel your face exponentially growing warm once again, but you still send a pleased smile to your best friend.

“Uh…” Jisung awkwardly laughs, rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly. “‘Insert goofy’s chuckle.’”

At Jisung’s answer, you freeze up entirely in your position before immediately turning and locking eyes with Chenle in complete horror, the both of you instantly coming to the same, dreadful realization.

“HYUCK?!”

One new notification: Dream: Worth It uploaded a new video!

insert goofy’s chuckle commented:

oh my god you guys actually did it. your relationship started all thanks to ME 🙆🏻 you’re welcome btw 😘 I take payment in the form of your first born’s name

notanimpasta replied: @ insert goofy’s chuckle ok calm down rumpelstiltskin

jisung pwark replied: @ notanimpasta what a perfect nickname for him. He’s an ugly little greedy man

ghosts are real so suck it hyuck replied: @ jisung pwark LMAOOOO (and congrats, chenle and y/n!)

insert goofy’s chuckle replied: @ jisung pwark what tf no one asked???

notanimpasta replied: @ jisung pwark wait hold on you were supposed to edit that end part out????

jisung pwark replied: @ notanimpasta i left it for the views ☺️

big head king replied: @ jisung pwark people watch for the food tho!!! 🙂

nana ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚ replied: @ big head king I watched it for the kiss. Love is so beautiful 🥰💓💞🥺🥺💕💛💟✨💖

jenojam replied: @ big head king I had watched it for the food! but congratulations, y/n and chenle :)

insert goofy’s chuckle replied: @ big head king i watched it because ron jeon said you mentioned me

ghosts are real so suck it hyuck replied: @ insert goofy’s chuckle IT’S RENJUN!!!!!! 🤬🤬

mork lee rawr xD replied: hahaha I watch for the food~

insert goofy’s chuckle replied: @ mork lee rawr xD Thank you Mark, very cool!

winwin in past tense is wonwon!!! commented:

whoop whoop congrats lele 🥳🥳

rapperpunzel commented:

the pasta looks good 🍝

johnny’s communication center commented:

Thanks for stopping by! Come back for the couple’s special discount anytime 😉

baa baa yang sheep commented:

oh my god finally!!!

ghosts are real so suck it hyuck replied: @ baa baa yang sheep you owe me $50 I was right, it happened before the season finale

baa baa yang sheep replied: @ ghosts are real so suck it hyuck suddenly i’m jared, 19

xiao dejasmine commented:

hahahaha cute ! 😁😁

ty track commented:

Thank you y/n and chenle for visiting ~~ congrats on your relationship !!! -TY

junguwu (◕‿◕✿) commented:

YAAAAAS CHENLE SWEETIE 😘😘😘

jisung pwark commented:

check out my latest tiktok video @ jisungpwark to see their actual first kiss!!! and don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe ☺️

notanimpasta replied: @ jisung pwark STOP USING US AS CLICKBAIT

jisung pwark replied: @ notanimpasta no ❤️

jisung pwark replied: @ notanimpasta also red is sus

big head king replied: @ jisung pwark so when are you gonna do the best friend kissing challenge huh 👀

jisung pwark replied: @ big head king SHUT UP CHENLE

honeyfairy replied: @ jisung pwark 😳😳

gu ren gui god commented:

wow~ very cute, chenle! my angel 😊

FIGHTING HAEYADWAE commented:

YOOOOO CONGRATS, MAN 🤩🤪🤪

prince jae commented:

thank you guys for coming by! please stop by next year on your anniversary free of charge (:

insert goofy’s chuckle replied: @ prince jae omg mark and I will be there for sure ❤️

showmethemonet replied: @ insert goofy’s chuckle my new boyfriend and I will be there too ☺️

insert goofy’s chuckle replied: @ showmethemonet I’m sorry, I was wrong, pls don’t leave me for bts jin even though i am so much more handsomer and talented than him 😌

apado gwenchana god commented:

nice 😎👍🏻

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greenorangevioletgrass · 3 years

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hi there ! I love your work, my fave is "Picture Perfect " So, since you asked, why not mixing these two ? : accidentally posting photos with the same background/location on instagram + your partner goes live on instagram early in the morning, not taking into account you're not properly dressed as you stride into the living room with a bagel in hand.

ahhh thank you so much! im assuming this one's for haz too..? in any case, enjoy!

warnings: language, shenanigans, some smooth lyin lol

[Finishing up prompts from last night. Please don't send more!]

***

Harrison sits back on the lounger in his rented villa, the swimming pool gleaming in front of him, phone fresh off of a new Instagram post. And just because he's on holiday, and just because he feels like indulging in social media, he hits that live button.

"Hey, guys. Just reporting from beautiful sunny south of France here! How's everyone doing?" he lifts up his sunglasses and rests it on top of his head.

He watches the viewer count climb up and reads the comments as he goes. Giving shoutouts to fans who are checking in and asking harmless trivia questions like,

"What's your favorite thing to do on holiday?" he reads, "Um, probably check out the sights. This is just a slow morning --I usually get up and just walk or drive around and make random stops. Found a lot of cool places and interesting people that way."

Another comment comes in. 'you got anyone to travel with you hazzy? [smirk emoji]'

'are you vacaying with yn? ;););)'

'y'all be conveniently in france at the same time [side-eye emoji]'

He chuckles. No way he's stupid enough to address those trapping questions. "You know what? I might treat myself to some sweets later. Maybe some crêpes? Mm."

That seems to distract the viewers a bit as he sees the comments responding to him enthusiastically. Some gushing over the food, others suggesting joints to check out...

All seems to be well.

Until--

"Haz, why did you post that picture? I just--" Y/N saunters out from the kitchen door behind him in her bikini and full volume, somewhat muffled by the half-eaten bagel in her hand.

Harrison puts his phone down as quick as lightning; she's right within the shot. "I'm on live right now."

"What?" her voice comes out floaty, like she's not quite sure what's happening.

"I'm live, like, right now." he throws her a pointed glare.

"Oh shit..."

He expertly shifts his angle, keeping Y/N out of shot, and chuckles wryly. "Sorry about that, guys. Where were we?"

But the damage is done. The comments are now filled with, is that Y/N? So they ARE together! OMG!

"Yes, we're together and we're actually expecting triplets right now," the girl in question comes into frame, showing off her bare belly, rolls and all. "Let's call 'em Bagel, Profiteroles, and... Macarons."

She says it with such sarcasm, complete with a friendly jab at Harrison's arm, that for a second he believes her.

"We love our dessert baby so much." Harrison feigns wiping a tear, while internally wiping an invisible sweat bead.

Crisis averted.

...ish.

#harrison osterfield imagine #harrison osterfield fluff #harrison osterfield x reader #harrison osterfield x actress!reader #actress!reader #ava writes

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feelingofcontent · 2 years

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DNP Rewatch: Doing Things My Parents Never Let Me Do As A Kid 2

Date video was published: 03/08/2020 (X)

DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 409

The last pre-lockdown video, and a sequel to one he posted in early 2019.

0:02 - the editing of Kath creeping in from the side, lol

0:10 - the lighting/coloring is different on this one. his hair looks much less red

0:19 - mic is slightly in shot there but he must have noticed and fixed it because it’s not for most of the video

0:29 - he tries to toss and catch things surprisingly often for how clumsy he is

0:32 - um. what. took him a few seconds to react to that one

0:57 - that is a very specific childhood want

1:14 - that started terrible and just got worse 😂

1:36 - he is going to have a lot of broken pringles

2:02 - “sour cream is a bit sweet” what even. I mean, I sort of know what he’s thinking

2:16 - he gave up on the randomness factor

2:25 - I don’t think that sounds very appetizing...too many competing flavors

2:37 - he does not quite have together what he’s trying to say in this one 😂

3:06 - he thinks it’s good somehow

3:09 - also the barbecue was on the bottom so that makes sense

3:23 - that comparison makes so much sense!

3:30 - ...until the alien bit

3:55 - well that was an enterprising child

4:02 - rare for him to imitate his dad rather than his mum

4:13 - not very optimistic there

4:22 - snack intermission

4:31 - I actually think this is one he is slightly overconcerned about. they used to sell kits for kids (and still do, apparently) to do basically the same thing

4:55 - he really does not have a lot of patience

5:17 - well that’s not great. benefits of having the second flat and not actually having to cook in that oven I suppose

5:26 - it did shrink quite a lot!

5:45 - that looks terrifying, but also like something child Phil would love

6:03 - love that he went with a tie-dye kit that looks like it was specifically made for a middle school sleepover

6:11 - Phil tattoo when?!

6:15 - had to go with “lubricate it” instead of just “wet it” there. okay

6:29 - the accidentally filming. he just plowed right through the plant there 😂

6:43 - I mean...that’ll work

6:54 - also the colors I would go for

6:56 - he never used to show the bottom half of that apron. post-coming-out though!

7:05 - of course he’s already got dye on his hands. not surprised at all

7:15 - that was very close to a Phil swear

7:40 - oooo, pretty colors

7:44 - he really did almost miss the chair entirely there, yikes

7:49 - no patience

7:58 - glasses Phil! also, his quiff looks messier

8:14 - why does it seem like he attempts to do so much without his glasses

8:19 - I feel like he could have used more dye, but it does look pretty good!

8:35 - “the moment a Teletubby got hit by a car” ...don’t even know what to say to that

8:39 - okay, I can see that somehow

8:45 - I love that after the tie-dye he just gave up on filming and finished the whole rest of the video the next day

9:13 - he really should have gone with deep fried oreos. that is the best thing

9:33 - “I never know what a table spoon is...this is a spoon that’s been on the table” lmao 😂 no wonder the baking doesn’t go well

9:53 - didn’t need to say it like that but here we are

10:09 - I would eat that; it looks pretty good with the melty chocolate

10:25 - yeah not sure about that...too melty. maybe if you froze the marshmallow first?

10:30 - and that just looks/sounds gross

10:42 - well he made a mess but at least he didn’t injure himself

11:19 - it’s just sugar

11:44 - that must have been pretty bad. fake strawberry flavor with that batter did not sound appealing, let alone the texture

12:14 - didn’t mention ‘naked’ quite enough in the last video...had to in the promo here too 😂

12:25 - blooper clip! hasn’t included one of those at the end for a while...how did he keep messing it up that exact same way. what was happening in his brain?

This is a cute Phil video! Not trying anything too extreme here. There are a lot of other more memorable videos from 2020 for me, even though this is good.

Phil had also attended VidCon London at the end of February, where he recorded a podcast and participated in a fun science demo. The first major YouTube event he had attended without Dan in years.

#dan and phil #dnp #dnpRewatch #amazingphil #phil lester #amazingphil videos #Doing Things My Parents Never Let Me Do As A Kid 2 #cw food

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obae-me · 4 years

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hmm mc singing Barbie girl (you know I never noticed when younger but its quite sexual lol) and their reaction? if you're not up for all maybe luci, Satan and belphie?? 👀

Word Count: 2635

Author’s Note: I never noticed how suggestive it was when I was younger either, and even now just reading through the lyrics I connected a few dots I hadn’t before. I’m sorry this took so long, and I hope it’s enjoyable to read! Thank you for your request, Anon!

Lucifer

He had come to check on MC to see how their studies were doing. He respected that they insisted on doing their schoolwork on their own, but he still felt the need to check up on them, just in case. Too often did he find people slacking off.

He was just about to knock on their door when he heard MC’s voice reach his ears through the frame. “Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please, I can act like a Star, I can beg on my knees.”

It was a song he had never heard before, which wasn’t too surprising. He didn’t bother with anything...distasteful. He was a very picky listener. He gave himself a few moments to comprehend the lyrics. It sounded almost like a song Asmo would listen to.

He was taken aback, to be honest. The music itself was absolutely annoying, like some kind of glittery audio, but the lyrics coming out of MC’s mouth stirred something in him. He was a demon for sure, and he was no stranger to the more risque aspects of sin, but to hear such things coming out of their mouth drove him up the wall in more ways than one.

He opened the door without knocking, entering like a shadow. MC didn’t even have a pencil in their hand, dancing in their seat, their schoolwork the furthest thing from their mind.

“You can touch, you can play, if you say I’m always yours-”

MC felt a looming shadow behind them, their voice faltering as their heart fluttered. Lucifer’s hand reached around them, touching their D.D.D. to turn off the infernal melody with the taunting lyrics. MC looked up at him, the frame of his body blocking out the light in their room. He glared at them with red glinted eyes, a smirk tugging at the taut corners of his lips.

“That can easily be arranged.”

A dark shade of red covered MC’s cheeks as Lucifer shut their school book,his gloved hand tracing the spine of the book before doing the same thing to MC’s chin. They didn’t seem to be getting much studying done anyway, so further delaying them would do them no harm, besides, then he would have an excuse to be their strict tutor.

Lucifer is going to want to carry out those lyrics as punishment for MC saying such bold and tempting words in his presence.

Mammon

He had finally managed to get MC in his room to hang out, just the two of them. He had felt that his brothers were spending way too much time with them, and it was his turn to have his human. Lucifer had prevented both of them from going out since it was far too late and all of them had to get up far too early the next day.

To get around this conundrum, Mammon had a bottle of wine and demonus already chilled in his room. He’ll do his best to brush past the fact that he had stolen both of them from his older brother.

It didn’t take too long for both him and MC to get drunk, partying it up in his room much to his siblings annoyance. MC was pumping a bunch of human world music from his loudspeakers, and Mammon was secretly loving it. When Barbie Girl came on, he’ll admit he found it strange at first, his face burning as MC sang the lyrics to the song.

“Life in plastic, it’s fantastic, you can brush my hair, undress me anywhere.”

MC would look at him, glancing his body up and down to the words, almost like they were teasing him. His first reaction was to tell MC that they couldn’t just sing stuff like that. Someone would take it wrong, someone would...he didn’t want anyone else to hear those words but himself.

MC would convince him to sing the other part, begging and pleading with him. He eventually agreed, but only this once, and only because MC was the one who asked.

He’ll get surprisingly into it, and they’ll sing it again and again on repeat so much, they both would be capable of singing it in their sleep. MC would laugh anytime Mammon would purposefully lower his voice to a comical degree.

MC was almost torturing him, singing “If you say, I’m always yours”, dancing with their body moving way too close to his, their eyes painted with a sultry glow. He could only take it for so long before he turned the music off, causing MC to frown. Then he got in real close.

“Yes, you are mine.”

Levi

He had invited MC to a karaoke night, one of the few activities he’d do outside his room. It showed up in anime so often, and he would be able to sing his favorite songs as loud as he wanted without fear of bothering anyone. It was just him and MC, he didn’t want to risk the possibility that his brothers would ruin this already rare opportunity.

He sang some sort of anime opening, and he went hard, hitting notes that MC didn’t even know he could reach. It was beautiful. Levi thought nothing would be able to make this moment any better. Then MC retaliated with Barbie girl, and as soon as the first few lyrics left their lips, Levi went completely still. He was frozen, his concentration buffering.

“I’m a blonde bimbo girl in a fantasy world, dress me up, make it tight, I’m your dolly.”

They were purposefully teasing him, but he couldn’t do anything about it. MC had him completely red, his hands up to cover as much of his embarrassing face as he could. With his eyes still free to watch MC, of course. Sure he had probably heard and seen worse in anime, but he never said anything like that aloud, he had never...heard that aloud...by another person.

MC directed it all towards him, bouncing up and down on their feet as they sang, giving him flirtatious winks. If this were an anime, not only would he have had a severe nosebleed, but his soul might’ve just floated out from his body. Unfortunately for him, this wasn’t an anime. He was still frozen to his seat.

“You can touch, you can play.”

MC came on over to him and sat next to him, getting real close to him, tugging at the collar around his neck, playing with the stray hairs at the bottom of his head. He got so freaked out, he slipped out of his own seat and onto the floor, accidentally dragging MC along with him. MC almost couldn’t continue singing due to how much they wanted to laugh.

“If you say, I’m always yours.”

Right now it seemed as if MC had him as theirs instead of the other way around, with them on top of him on the floor, Levi feeling like he was literally melting. He wasn’t a huge fan of anything without some sort of connection to anime or video games, but he’d give this song a pass this one time.

Satan

While he can be a fan of some music, he typically likes silence, it makes things easier to read. But when MC asked if they could listen to some of their music while they studied together, he let them. He was curious about their tastes if anything. He took it as an opportunity to learn more about them, but he didn’t know that they were planning on testing his patience.

Their songs came up randomly, each one of them obnoxious noises. Satan knew immediately that the only reasoning to them was to see which one annoyed him most. MC tried hard to hide the smile on their face, but Satan’s expression left them highly amused.

He had just about had enough, ready to blow a fuse along with MC’s D.D.D. Then Barbie Girl came on. The breathy squeaky noises felt like they had taken a few centuries off his lifespan, but then MC started singing to it.

“You can brush my hair, undress me anywhere.”

He pressed his hand to his chest. This kind of song, these words, this behavior...was completely inappropriate. It’s what he wanted to say anyway, but anytime MC sang something else, he found himself speechless.

“Imagination, life is your creation.”

He ended up having to turn his head away from them, closing his eyes and doing his best to tune them out long enough to get his focus back, to get his logic back. He was ignoring the growing heat in his face.

He didn’t move until the song was done, and then he hastily took MC’s device from them, turning the music off and then insisting that they get stuff done. MC whined a little bit but obliged, having been mostly satisfied by his behavior.

The only thing was, now Satan was lost in his own mind and thoughts, unable to even comprehend what he was reading. MC would ask him a question, and he would find it difficult to even try to come up with a solid answer. He could only look into MC’s eyes and angrily shut all his books.

There would be no more studying tonight.

Asmo

Human world music or not, he knows this one by heart, and he loves it. It’s so playful and sexual, it’s exactly his thing. So, it was actually Asmo who had the song playing in the first place, much to MC’s surprise.

He had MC over for one of their self-care nights. He would do their nails, their hair, make sure their skin was nice and moisturized, and maybe they’d let him give them a deep massage. He had some of his music playing to set the mood. Some of his hype songs. When Barbie Girl came on, MC snapped their head up in surprise.

“You know this song?”

Asmo almost had to put down his polish, exasperated at the question. “Do I know this song?? Honey, I adore this song.”

He was the one who started singing, making his body sway and move as he gave MC flirtatious glances. MC shrugged, figuring the song was too catchy to not join in with. Asmo had never been so excited, he wanted to shout, maybe post it on Devilgram.

“Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky.”

He’s heard people talk dirty before, trust him, he’s just never heard MC talk like that before. Even if they were just singing goofy lyrics of a song, he had always wondered what it would be like for them to say such things. Only now, now that Asmo had finally had a little taste of what he wanted, he couldn’t handle it.

He had been doing his nails, but now his entire finger had nail polish over it. The air in his lungs was suddenly absent. He felt like breaking the bottle in his hands, so he quickly put it down.

“You can touch, you can play, if you say-”

MC had been interrupted by Asmo almost body slamming them against his bed. They stammered and sputtered for words as Asmo whined and almost cried for them to stop giving him false excitement, he wouldn’t be able to take it.

MC, maybe slightly influenced by the song, the mood the demon of Lust had set, and maybe some alcohol, told Asmo that maybe they wouldn’t mind if it were him.

Screw his nails, he had more important things to do right now.

Beel

MC swore the only reason why Beel even knew what flirting meant was because he had Asmo for a brother. He didn’t really take any steps himself to be promiscuous, and if he ended up doing something...spicy, he didn’t really mean to.

So when he came into the kitchen to check on MC while they were on cooking duty, he wasn’t sure how to feel. At first, he was just so happy to hear MC sing, if they were happy, it meant the food they were making would taste ten times better. Somehow he knew how someone was feeling based on the food they made.

Then his second reaction was towards the actual words they were singing. It made his stomach feel kind of full, even though he hadn’t eaten anything for a few minutes. MC was looking pretty tasty...

Then he shook his head to himself, shooing away those kinds of thoughts. It was just a song, nothing to get so worked up over for. He wasn’t like Asmo. Or his other brothers apparently.

MC will admit they were a bit disappointed when Beel started rummaging through the kitchen for a few pre-dinner snacks, ignoring the song. They expected a bit more of a response. MC loved trying to get a jolt out of the demon brothers, but Beel was Beel.

The demon of gluttony just kept them company while they cooked, none of the lyrics setting him off. He just happily munched on some crackers. Beel told MC they had a lovely voice, and while he wasn’t a huge fan of the song, he respected their taste in music.

He was almost too pure sometimes.

Belphie

He had been asleep for much too long, and in such a deep sleep, nothing seemed to be able to wake him up. Each of the brothers had tried and subsequently failed. They had given up on him, even Beel who went off in some search for food after his attempts left him starved. Only MC remained, and they tried the first thing that came to their mind.

For some reason their idea had been playing Barbie Girl and singing it to him in the most ridiculous way possible. They turned the song up on their D.D.D. at full volume and started dancing and singing on his bed while he remained fast asleep.

“Come on Barbie, let’s go party, ah ah ah yeah.”

With each little ‘ah’ and ‘oo’ that came out of their mouth, they poked Belphie’s body. Still nothing. If MC wasn’t able to see his chest moving and the air from his nose pushing the hair covering his face, they would’ve been convinced he was dead.

Except the fact was, he was awake, wide awake in fact, he was just pretending to be asleep. MC’s voice had both the power to snap him awake or lull him to sleep. Right now he was doing his best to stay still as they continued.

Yes, he kinda wanted to kill them for waking him up. Yes, the song was driving him absolutely crazy in the worst way. But also, MC kept touching him and saying things he had never heard them say before. The breath against his pillow was getting warmer, his nerves feeling jittery.

When they finished, MC was a bit disappointed to find Belphie still ‘asleep’, their plan had failed. They turned the music off and missed Belphie’s immense sigh of relief. They went to move off his bed, but he snapped to attention to grab their ankles. In a blur of movement, Belphie had them pinned down on his bed.

He had planned on just falling back asleep on top of them, but their expression...now he was awake, restless, and left with only one way he would be satisfied enough to sleep.

Bonus: Each and every one of the demon brothers has had this infernal song stuck in their head for literal days. A few of them don’t quite mind, and for the rest of them, they wonder if they’ve been subjected to some sort of torture. Lucifer has banned the song for eternity, and each of his siblings, with himself included, has some sort of demand for MC to fulfill as payment.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me imagines #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie

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James “translightyagami/avoidfilledwithcelluloid” Death Note Fic Masterlist

Hello to all you guys out there. Here is my full masterlist of allllll the Death Note fanfic I’ve written: There are over 120 fics contained within this entire list. I’m going to split it up by chapter fics, one-shot fics, short fic compilations, and gift fics I’ve done for fandom exchanges. The descriptions will tell you what the pairings are (mostly Lawlight, but there’s other stuff too). There are several posts of mine that are loosely defined fic, but I won’t be adding those in this post as they are just … hard to organize lol.

Fics are marked with E if they have explicit content and T if there are textual references to transgender characters. Chapter fics are marked as either complete or currently incomplete. Okay! Here we go!

[UPDATED 11/20/2021]

CHAPTER FICS

sit and stay awhile https://archiveofourown.org/works/31032719 complete Light has a fantasy of sitting in L’s lap, and he’s got a plan to make that a reality.

the art of ink and flowers https://archiveofourown.org/works/35106943 currently incomplete, E, T Light needs an apprentice and thinks he's found the perfect one in young firecracker Mello. Now to deal with Mello's uncle, the strange, mysterious, and - oops! - super hot florist Ryuzaki, who doesn't want his nephew near a tattoo parlor. What could possibly go wrong?

i could write it (better than you ever felt it) https://archiveofourown.org/works/13913043 currently incomplete Light works in the To-Oh university library, where he meets his favorite romantic mystery author, Eraldo Coil, who later reveals himself to be the great detective L. Through the course of their working together to solve a crime, Light finds he might have feelings for L and those feelings might be shared by the detective novelist.

your heart is an empty cup https://archiveofourown.org/works/13027707 currently incomplete Light is the assistant manager of a Starbucks in NYC, and L is one of his most annoying customers. When L accuses Light (correctly) of being Kira, as well as mysteriously asking for his help on a different case, the barista has to decide if he’s ready to get in bed with the enemy – maybe even literally.

the forest holds strange creatures https://archiveofourown.org/works/16442660 complete, E, T Light, a paranormal research grad student, comes to a small town trying to find a mysterious cryptid. He finds L, a 10-foot-tall tree creature, who helps Light discover the greatest cryptid of all: love. The only reason this one is in the chapter fic section is because it includes a Halloween special chapter with the intro of Beyond Birthday into the cryptid AU.

At Your Service https://archiveofourown.org/works/19229524 complete, E, T The Yagami family owns the sprawling, exclusive Hotel Kitsune where all sorts of international espionage agents make their temporary home. That includes the great detective L, whose romantic tension with Light comes to a boiling point when he comes to stay after a long absence.

best practices https://archiveofourown.org/works/21113519 complete, E, T Light has been working his way to the top of the corporate ladder thanks to his own hard work, and his more-than-close relationship with L, the company CEO and founder’s son. Their relationship comes to a head when L challenges Light to open himself up, making him vulnerable to showing the true depth of what he feels for L and his own desire to explore sexual power dynamics.

ONE-SHOT FICS

tell me the truth https://archiveofourown.org/works/12592320 E, T Light and Matsuda hit up a bar after work, and then Light hits up Matsuda for sex, praise, and a distraction from the deep emptiness inside him.

constricting https://archiveofourown.org/works/13721580 E, T Light breaks L’s favorite tea cup in their kitchen, and L eats him out because he loves his husband so much.

tell me I’m good https://archiveofourown.org/works/13986861 E In the middle of the night, L receives a drunk call from Light, hiding in the bathroom at a party. The call, turning from desperate to horny, reveals more about Light than L wanted to know.

if at first you don’t succeed https://archiveofourown.org/works/15119816 E, T Light gave his first blow job and accidentally bit L on the dick. He tries to make up for his mistake by trying again.

let me work on you https://archiveofourown.org/works/15884799 E, T As the result of losing bet to him, Light has to be L’s computer desk – naked and laying over his boyfriend’s lap. Of course, when L gives him another sexy challenge, Light can’t help but rise to the occasion.

alterations https://archiveofourown.org/works/17945957 E, T Light comes to visit his boyfriend Mikami at his fancy law office and suggests they have sex there. When Mikami reacts unfavorably, Light has to do damage control, and it smarts a lot more than he expected.

lizard https://archiveofourown.org/works/18552499 E, T Light meets a beefcake guy at a bar on the anniversary of L’s death, and lets him take him home (Lizard is my death note OC, and the fic was a wonderful commission from @queerical)

Buried Alive https://archiveofourown.org/works/19705540 L and Light live together in L’s underground bunker after the apocalypse scorches the Earth. They watch some VHS tapes and do some gardening.

Our Little Secret https://archiveofourown.org/works/23822881 E After getting his memories, his freedom, back, Light wants to give L a gift: Kira tied up at his mercy. But L isn’t so sure if that gift is the one he really wants.

The Light of the Moon https://archiveofourown.org/works/25052722 E, T L is a vampire and accidentally bites Light, who is haunted by dreams that make him question why he wants L to bite him again (and maybe … something more …)

little animals https://archiveofourown.org/works/26829778 E Light and his werewolf boyfriend L fuck in their backyard garden.

Change OR the one where L and Light get married https://archiveofourown.org/works/27748159 E, T A gift/commish fic for @ohgodplsdontlook. Six years after the Kira case closes, L and Light go have a wedding in the mansion where L spent his childhood summers. They bring the Yagami family, their baggage, and vows to share each other’s secrets.

a divine power https://archiveofourown.org/works/28018197 E L has a particular power that has helped him get confessions from even the most hardened, tight-lipped criminals, and he offers to use this power on Light to get an honest answer to the question "Are You Kira?" Not really believing L's power is real (and also smelling an easy way to lie his way out of being caught) Light agrees to submit to this bizarre investigative power - not realizing that L is about to make him a *very* honest man. (TL;DR, L has a Magic Cock That Makes Anyone He Fucks Fall in Love With Him AU.)

Possession https://archiveofourown.org/works/29232294 E After being killed by his family for being Kira, Light makes a deal with the demon L to get back to the mortal realm - a very, very sexy deal.

24-Hour Gym https://archiveofourown.org/works/29415480 After the yellow warehouse goes (mortally) in their favor, Light and Mikami frequent the same 24-hour gym. Eventually, after seeing all his work out skills, Light asks Mikami if he can bench press *Kira*.

Fantasy of a Fantasy https://archiveofourown.org/works/29729685 E, T While monitoring the Yagami family home for suspicious activity, L catches Light getting off to a dirty magazine and projects what he thinks his main suspect's fantasies might be.

the chains that bind us https://archiveofourown.org/works/32051299 E, T Obligatory post-Yotsuba arc fic where Light is released from the handcuffs, and wants desperately to be back in bondage with L. Features a very creative use of the handcuff chain.

Kept https://archiveofourown.org/works/33334282 E, T Omegaverse AU where Light cooks up a horny evil scheme so that L won’t throw him in jail, and also lets him get that alpha lovin’ he so desires.

so glad you’re home https://archiveofourown.org/works/33977605 E, T L returns from a solo case and he and Light have a purr-fect homecoming together - including some spanking, cat ears, and a shower of sappy affection.

SHORT FIC COMPLIATIONS

hand in unlovable hand https://archiveofourown.org/works/15025058 E Okay so I’ve been answering Tumblr askbox prompts for over 2 years now, and this? This is ALL of the Lawlight fics. There are over 70 Lawlight fics in this compilation, with all the nsfw fics marked as such. Here are somethings you’ll find in this horde: an AU where L is fat; dirty talk; ghost sex; phone calls about buying a house; early morning tea; kissing; spanking; bondage; L’s hair being brushed; and much, much more. If you have wished for a particular type of Lawlight fic, it is probably in this bunch.

Containing Multitudes https://archiveofourown.org/works/17570645 E Like i said, I’ve been answering all types of Tumblr prompts. These are all the multi-pairing fics that are not Lawlight. In over 20 fics, you’ll find Mikalight, Light/Misa, Misa/Takada, Misa/Rem, Light/Namikawa, Beyond/Light, Light/Matsuda, and even a few ones with Light and my DN OC Lizard. All nsfw fics are marked as such.

hereditary https://archiveofourown.org/works/17159354 All the Tumblr prompt fics I wrote specifically about the Yagami Family. About 4 fics long, includes a really nice couple of Sayu and Light sibling sadness fics.

bottom shelf erotica https://archiveofourown.org/works/20899706 E These are the 5 fics that I wrote to fill Death Note kinkmeme prompts. They are few frills, dirty, sloppy, all bottom Light smut fics. Also, since I didn’t want to give myself away on kinkmeme they’re all cis stuff. (because really who else would have been throwing trans smut up there?)

something between us (anyway) https://archiveofourown.org/works/30304620 T, E a slowly updating collection of 10 tumblr fic requests I received for the pairings of lawlight and (my DN OC) lizard/light, covering prompts including omegaverse, coffee shop AU, sexy lingerie, and much, much more.

kinktober 2021 https://archiveofourown.org/works/34235686 E, T updated each saturday of Oct. 2021, these five fics all revolve around lawlight and specific kinky prompts.

GIFT EXCHANGE FICS

your father’s son https://archiveofourown.org/works/15115568 T A Secret Shinigami 2018 gift for AbbodonAbandon. Light and Soichiro have a talk about why Light quit the tennis team. Lots of trans shit in here.

in your shoes https://archiveofourown.org/works/22405516 E A Sexy Enquirer 2019 gift for @pashmina-dhaage. L is a professor who is having a quiet relationship with one of his grad students, Light. When he sees Light through his office window stepping in mud, L rushes to give him the shoes off his feet.

wash it out https://archiveofourown.org/works/22405648 A Sexy Enquirer 2019 gift for @complicatedmerary. Mikami and Light, a pianist and violinist respectively with the same opera company, are carrying on a passionate affair while Light remains married to the opera’s soprano, Misa.

Thank you for Reading, Commenting, and Being Nice to Me About My Silly Fic!

#me me me #subtextual #death note #lawlight #my fic #death note fanfiction #woof! okay!#i know i'm posting at the worst time #but i'm gonna pin this so everyone can see

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Pirate Kylo and a sinday all in one weekend is very exciting to me! You’re too good to your followers! One more thought for Flip, from your February word prompts. Any or all of these would be wonderful for something with him. Mountain. Cabin. Roses. Kisses. Dancing. Mirror (I’m sure you see where I’m going with that one...)

Lol you already know what’s going to go down when I hear ‘mountain’ and ‘cabin’!

(1.2k, NSFW: masturbation, finger-fucking, PIV, choking, dirty talk, spitting/spit as lube)

He’s not there in bed next to you, when you wake up. It’s a little disorienting waking up to the quiet, you’re so used to his obscene snoring. Where could your husband have gone? You and Flip decided to take a weekend up to the cabin that has been in his family for generation, away to the mountainside for some alone time.

You worry for a second, until you hear the all-too familiar sound of chopping wood just outside, and a smile spreads across your face.

Slipping on just your robe and a pair of slippers, you pad across the creaky wooden floorboards and peek through the window. There, as you had suspected, is Flip, the axe high above his head, and you hold your breath as the swing comes down and splits the log into two. Even though you’ve seen him do it a million times, something about the way he’s so effortlessly strong, capable, does something to you.

You watch him for a while, watch as the muscles in his arms – because even though it’s cold outside, he’s wearing nothing but jeans and a tank top – ripple and flex with each sharp thwack of the axe. He picks up pieces with one huge palm that you would have needed both hands for, places them right where they need to be, and manages to hit the mark every single time.

It’s mesmerizing, watching him, and you soon find that your hand begins to wander down down down through your robe, biting at your lip. You’re naked under there, and though your skin is warm from sleep, your pussy is so hot that your fingers feel cold. Flip raises the axe, and as he does, you drag your fingers up – pushing them back down when he lets the axe chop another log in two.

Your fingers thrust in and out of your pussy, rubbing and teasing at your walls and folds, skimming across your swelling clit as Flip chops wood like the lumberjack he is. A sound from your throat spills out into the crisp morning air, and Flip’s ears catch it even though the window is closed.

He turns to look in the direction of you, eyes sharp, poised and ready to attack, but when he catches the sight of you, with your robe open, fingers buried deep in your cunt, pushed against the window – he’s dropping the axe and taking only a few long strides to get back to the cabin, back to you.

“Well good morning.” His mouth is on you at once, arms winding under your thighs to hoist you up.

Your breath is sleep-sour but neither of you give a shit, not when your pussy is so wet, smearing against his jeans as your legs wrap around his waist. You kiss him, deep and passionate, and he only gets you as far as the little couch by the fireplace before he’s unwrapping you like a gift on Hanukkah night, shoving his big strong fingers up into your cunt expertly.

“Flip – please?” You pant against his mouth, brows pinched in as your mouth drops open from the way he at once fills you up three-fingers full, his thumb pressing and rubbing on your clit, giving it the attention you were waiting for.

“How long were you there? Getting yourself off like this?” His voice is dark, rumbling and deep in his chest from the early hours of morning, and his teeth graze along your throat, sending goosebumps shivering across your body. “Greedy girl, couldn’t wait until I was finished?”

“No, this is your fault for not fucking me awake.” You moan, legs falling open, an invitation and a plea all in one.

Flip smirks at that, unbuckles his jeans and only shimmies them down far enough to pull his cock out. It seeks the wet clutch of your body immediately, the head bumping up against Flip’s knuckles where he’s deep into your cunt, rubbing and thrusting at the spot inside you that makes you melt.

“My fault huh?” Flip clicks his tongue against the roof of his mouth, pulling his fingers out and immediately sinking his cock in, “Let me fix that for you then, pretty girl.”

At once, he builds up a strong steady pace, body fucking you into the couch cushions. The door is still open, anyone could come by and see, anyone could hear the whorish moans and gasps that are spilling from your lips – except you’re the only two people in the mountains. Flip holds your jaw open with one hand, shoves those fingers into your mouth.

“Be good,” Flip murmurs as he pounds his hips against yours, as you moan and cry, “You wanted it, you can take it.”

You’re still so tight, clenching around him as your body bounces on the couch, as your nipples rub and chafe against the fabric of Flip’s tanktop. You nod as far as he’ll let you, drooling and doing your best to suck on his fingers, wishing it were his cock.

“Uhhhhhhuhhh – oh!” Flip shifts your hips, pushes your legs up higher and you moan out a long shuddering whine as he fucks you deeper, his cock shoved all the way inside.

Thighs trembling, your foot flexes and arches, toes curling, as your body wriggles and writhes on the couch, your robe falling completely open, sash slipping away.

“That’s it, ketsl, that’s a good girl.” He spits into your mouth, watches as you swallow it, and then kisses the side of your mouth before pulling away only far enough to spit down onto your cunt, watching as his cock pushes it into your body, not that you need it. Your pussy is so wet and throbbing already that the spit gets lost in your slick, but he likes knowing that it’s there.

Your eyes roll back into your head and Flip can feel it when you come, in the full body spasm that wracks through you. Tense tense tense -- loose and pliant, ragdoll-like as your pleasure sings through your limbs. Flip pulls his fingers out of your mouth, kisses you sweetly as he speeds his thrusts up, grunting and groaning as your weak hands shuck up his tanktop and scratch down the hard muscles of his abs.

“Come in me?” You ask so sweetly, and even though Flip didn’t dare to come anywhere else, the permission thrills him, and he groans against your cheek as he thrusts once, twice, three more times, before emptying his load into your wanting cunt.

After a few moments to catch your breath, Flip goes to move away but you lock your ankles around his waist, beaming up at him with a shake of your head. He smiles back down at you, and lets himself collapse on top of you, pushing you into the couch cushions.

“Can’t breathe.” You laugh playfully, shoving at him – accidentally shoving him too hard and making him fall over the side of the couch, taking you with him.

You both land in a sweaty fucked out heap on the floor, laughing out your post-orgasm bliss, and somewhere in the back of your head you can only think that you wish Flip had brought the firewood in with him, because now that you’ve had your fun for the moment, you’re cold as shit.

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