#i guess this goes there

[khaotunq]

Things I spend way too much time on: figuring out floor plans of fictional character's living spaces.

#i have a whiteboard on my desk for expressly this purpose #this apartment has confounded me since it was black/white's #it confused me as cher's #and now it's starting to take shape as sandnick (or... snick #as i've written) #but the overarching theme is i still dont fuckin know where the bathroom is #the one shot we have of the doorway of the bathroom has crates and amps around it #but there doesn't appear to be enough space at the end of he hallway between the bedrooms for that #i'm going to build it in the sims to see what the spacing looks like in 3d probably #i do that a lot too #i've been both manic and in pain today #so i've made a massive apple crumble and done this and 17 crosswords #and otherwise spent the past 10 hours rolling around feeling useless #someone put me out of my misery pls #tell me where the bathroom is #make it make senseeee #so it is decreed #adventures in ofts #i guess this goes there

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

#this is just me ranting sorry #im very tired and hungry #and i want to sleep but brain go brrrrr #well i used to be nice and smart and now im neither of those or however the song goes #pretty sure he was exaggerating cause looking back. it was good. but some of the wording was a lil wonky #adhd #actually adhd #executive dysfunction #actually neurodiverse #adhd paralysis #adult adhd #attention deficit hyperactivity disorder #adhd hacks #academia #neurodivergent #adhd skill regression #confessions of a burnt out gifted kid #<< i guess #former gifted kid #burnt out gifted kid #gifted kid burnout #realizing i sound rly pretentious here sorry -- formal speech patterns i picked up as an autistic child and never put down again haha

[dykelizard]

at what point during their travels do you think nami gets luffy and zoro matching backpack leashes that look like this:

#immediately after they leave coco village she turns to them and goes guess what i bought (stole) you!! #and holds these out #luffy puts meat in his #zoro somehow manages to get lost even with it on #one piece #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #cat burglar nami #strawhat pirates #zolu #op #1pc #txt

[dimensionzero]

now that he's managed to dodge all his canon event trauma I think pavitr should get a running joke where he's just immune to spider-man luck

#like the spot throws him through a portal during a fight and he just so happens to land in a laundry basket full of blankets or something #and then peter b gets thrown through the same portal and goes flying past to crash-land directly into a dumpster #thats the energy im looking for #across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse spoilers #pavitr prabhakar #after some horrific shit: 'well... at least its not raining!' pavitr says. everyone eyes the sky in apprehension. it stays clear. #'yeah' miles says cautiously. 'i guess this couldnt get any worse.' #it immediately starts to rain

[spilledkaleidoscope]

Kim Skills!

No faces for him.

(drew this to accompany what started as a little spin-off of another fic...it's on ao3)

#can you tell that I really like drawing hands cause I do #I guess this goes in the main tag? sorry #disco elysium #for those who have read A Spilled Kaleidoscope: the first chapter of this is basically the Bonus chapter but reworked a little and extended #Kim Kitsuragi #btw I need to add how clever I feel for making PROCESSOR the only one that shows the palms of the hands :3 #my art

[hackedmotionsensors]

Germa have captured the Pirate Hunter. He seems to know Stealth Black for some reason.

No matter what its still you.

Bonus: Some times this shit takes too long so you gotta grab your cook and go

#scribbles #zosan #Stealth Black Au #lol i guess? idk how to call this au but its basically sanji got mind wiped/brainwashed by germa #zoro goes to get him #and they kiss probably later yknow how it go

[taffywabbit]

cuz when we sneezing and hopping

we snopping

#look at my lop posts boy #that's a buny #jopping #i forgot i already had a jopping tag so i guess this goes there

[canisalbus]

✦ We were friends and lovers and clueless clowns ✦

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Machete #Vasco #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #I have contracted such a bad case of sappy bitch disease #terrible #this is my life now I guess #vasco has this shimmery liquid gold look in direct sunlight #and machete is so translucent light goes right through him

[foldingfittedsheets]

I’ve always had a bit of a baby face. It’s not the worst thing, but occasionally gets me into awkward situations. Like when I was 23 having a flight attendant ask me in a baby voice if this was my first time flying alone. I was tired and befuddled and eventually blurted out, “I’m in my 20’s?”

But going back to school has been pretty funny. My classmates are largely 18-20. And to a one, none of them clocked me as being in my thirties. The highest any of them guessed was 25 and even that was said with extreme skepticism.

After telling a teammate over lunch what my age was she spent the rest of the meal staring at me in shock and confusion, clearly deeply shaken that someone she’d known over a year was a decade older than she thought.

But my absolute favorite was a classmate sliding up to me in figure drawing in sophomore year and dramatically whispering, “I- I heard you’re old!!”

I looked at them mildly and asked, “How old did you hear I was?”

They lowered their voice even more, as if the number they were about to utter was so scandalous they needed to hide its entry into the world.

“I heard you were… thirty!”

“Yep.”

They slammed back into their chair so hard it skidded backwards and shifted into high volume to exclaim, “WHAT! You like like you just graduated high school!!!”

I was laughing by that point, “No I don’t! You look fresh out of high school! I look thirty but all the actors who play high schoolers on TV are thirty so you can’t tell the difference!”

#ramblies #funny #my mom still looks ten to twenty years younger than she actually is #and I basically just got her face so it’s not surprising #the funnier part with masking is that people guess slightly higher if they just see eyes up but the guess goes down when they see it all

[bamababygirl7]

#mood today #i guess we will see #how it goes #bamababygirl7🥰💞 #personal

[thatmightyheart]

developed a sudden and urgent fancy for royhavocai

#and promptly feverishly filled three silly little canvases about it #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #roy mustang #riza hawkeye #jean havoc #royhavocai #jeanroyai #(??) #havoroyai #(??????) #havocai #royai #royhavoc #fma #fmab #long post // #incidentally i tried to have a look in their supposed tag(s) #let's just say.. i guess this one goes out to all of you [waving my hands like a dj to a sandy stretch of empty space] #i did leaf through the fma artbook i bought recently (really nice btw) and u know they're together a lot. arakawa likes them too. #my little designer brainpet is not completely unsupported. they're sooo standing next to each other and stuff

[keefechambers]

OJ treating Angel like a horse.

#oj haywood #angel torres #nope #nope 2022 #daniel kaluuya #brandon perea #a bonus em also being treated like a horse in the last gif but it's funny because angel Does Not Know This Man #especially with the clicking thing he's just like 'oh i guess this is how we talk now' and just goes along with it #angel x oj #nope spoilers

[keferon]

..so. I guess I can do these in 3D now haha

#transformers #maccadam #blurr #tf blurr #idw blurr #I literally just learned how to do this hehe #i suffered #learning to work with 3D is uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh #but the final results are kinda cool #all i need to do now is ask for a payment raise on my studio if they would want some of this magic i guess #oh wait #agressive desk slap #my studio dont fucking care about quality content anymore #oh well #i guess all this goes to tumblr lmao

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny is just a kid ya know? Like he is just a little guy. A baby really. 14? Tiny child! Look at him, he needs to be protected. Someone has to help this poor little dude. I mean he forgets to use his own powers to avoid attacks all the time.

Anyway cut to Batfam not knowing all of Dannys power set cause the lil dingus keeps forgetting he can do that stuff in the heat of battle.

Danny uses his invisibility all the time… to avoid being followed. But in a fight? Oopsies hes too busy thinking of funny one liners to realise he could do that.

Intangibility? Give the guy a break. I mean who calls themselves condiment king. Even he was stunned.

He so rarely actually uses his biggest advantage powers that the League doubt he actually has them. He, like any naive child, trusts them and reported fully on his power set. Instead of just asking him to demonstrate his powers they instead start watching him and try to find evidence of his powers.

At least they know duplication was true since they watched him make a copy of himself to go to the bathroom and not miss any of his fav tv show.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #im 100% here for danny using his powers for stupid shit and not the important battle stuff #this post wasn’t meant to be like this so I guess heres for you guys who read my stupid tags #I was gonna have the batfam adopt danny after a reveal and just not know all the crazy stuff he can do #they think they got him figured out then at the manner he does something like seep into the floor to get his forgotten school bag #or he turns invisible cause he got caught parnking and bruce is talking to him and steph but he just dips #no wait I can do better. he gets yelled at by bruce (aka new father figure) for eating a corn chip off the floor and just vanishes from… #… from getting surprised. meanwhile bruce is like!?!?!?!!? #just imagine them going crazy because they have no idea his powerset and they thought they did #his new siblings make a game of it #they get on missions and keep asking danny to do more and more impossible stuff just to see if he will reveal a new power #hey danny go scope out the area but make sure you arent seen ok #and hes like sure thing fam and goes invisible and intangible #doesn’t think to just take out the baddies and returns to them with a full floor plan and locatikn of all the baddies and drugs #like wtf #hey danny think you can do anything about that generator? and hes like sure thing fam and then freezes it #danny bro this guy is out of control! little help? and danny just walks up to the guy and overshadows him and handcuffs himself #brother daniel I dint think we can get in but theres a small hole here in the wall #would you be able to do anything about that? and instead of just walking thru the wall danny shifts his body and goes thru the hole #as if he had no bones and became liquid #the game gets intense and breaks bruce so he gives in first (yes he was playkng too) and just asks danny to show them his powers #he will say some shit like ‘ah hey chum think you can show us all your abilities? that was we can coordinate better in the field.’ #dannys just like ‘yea daddio sure thing’ then proceeded to show off his entire move set minus wail until bruce showed him a chamber… #… that could ‘with stand’ his power (spoiler he destroyed that fucking toom lmao) #ok my spaghetti rings and meatballs have been done for a while and juliet is trying to eat them out the microwave so hopefully these tags #fed yall goobers #man I should have just made a second post lmao #stood in the kitchen too long typing and they got cold

[gomzdrawfr]

why are you rUNNING? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING??

this is based of @cod-dump's post about crickets, link here

#because i too am the same as soap the bugs are censored #IT WAS A MASSIVE MISTAKE TO LOOK UP WHAT SPIDER CRICKETS LOOKS LIKE #but i feel like other than the purpose of the bugs looking cool in a jar #i guess the muted sound of glass dings when they hop around is mesmerizing #thats why Ghost has his emotional crickets jar everywhere he goes #too bad for johnny tho #gummmyart #doodle #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap

[shaylai]

That's not who he is anymore, Macaque.

#imagine he goes in and finds Monkey King as his past self #and he just has to put up with it until the gang finds a way to change him back #kinda like Amnesia Rules i guess #but consider: Macaque's killer is acting all friendly with him #lego monkie kid #my art #lmk #lmk monkey king #lmk sun wukong #lmk macaque #monkie kid #six eared macaque #sun wukong #shadowpeach #not really shadowpeach i guess #maybe one-sided hmm #oh i meant goes into the scroll but idk how to edit tags lmaoo #shaylai