#zoro somehow manages to get lost even with it on

[dykelizard]

at what point during their travels do you think nami gets luffy and zoro matching backpack leashes that look like this:

#immediately after they leave coco village she turns to them and goes guess what i bought (stole) you!! #and holds these out #luffy puts meat in his #zoro somehow manages to get lost even with it on #one piece #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #cat burglar nami #strawhat pirates #zolu #op #1pc #txt

[syrupfog]

Sanji who just wants a job as a sous chef but has yet to be hired, but has somehow managed to enter the world of being a private chef for extremely wealthy families. 

He hates them they remind him of childhood but he needs the cash. 

He starts working for Mihawk.

Mihawk who only eats odd, simple foods. Things that Sanji feels insulted to make. A LOT of toast with cream cheese and jam, honestly. 

Sanji’s bored out of his mind (he starts canning the fruit from Mihawk’s garden to pass the time)

Then one day, bursting through the front door come two people his own age, a woman with pink hair and a man with green, DEMANDING to know why Mihawk moved without TELLING THEM, HIS OWN CHILDREN

Sanji immediately pegs them for stuck up assholes. He’s grown to respect Mihawk, at least (he’s better than the Charlottes were). Spoiled rich adult kids who expect their lifestyles to be funded. Ugh. 

Mihawk blinks and says that he DID tell them.

There’s a lot more shouting as Sanji quietly pickles beets in the background. They come to some sort of truce around the idea that Zoro (the green haired one) lost his phone, and Perona (pink hair) blocked his number after Mihawk called at 2am about his yams.

They’re good yams, Sanji thinks. 

He also learns that they were on a “road trip of self discovery”. He’s not sure what that means. It sounds like rich kid speak for “spending spree”.

They integrate into the household though and, after being introduced to Sanji, Perona demands pink. Anything strawberry. 

Zoro says he’ll eat anything. Sanji doubts that. 

He tests it. 

He makes extravagant dishes. 

Zoro doesn’t seem to even notice, eating without complaint.

Honestly it’s good practice. He uses it as an excuse to get back into the hang of the fanciest things Zeff taught. 

But he still doesn’t like them. Rich assholes. Mihawk’s simple toasts get him a pass.

One thing about Zoro though is that he seems to spend all his time working out, so he comes looking for food at the ODDEST times. And SOMETIMES Sanji is ASLEEP. He’s got a room in the old servants’ quarters and Zoro will appear at any hour.

After the third time being awoken at 2am, Sanji snaps. 

“I’m preparing you a fucking shelf full of onigiri,” he says, pointing with a judgmental finger at Zoro’s chest. “That’s going to be your midnight snack from now on! Some of us need our beauty rest!”

Zoro blinks down at the finger. “Okay,” he says. “I mean. You clearly need it.” 

Sanji scoffs in outrage. He’s still half asleep. He aims a kick at Zoro’s head before he can process his one rule (“don’t hurt clients”). 

Zoro dodges. 

His face breaks out into a grin.

“Didn’t know you had it in you, Curls,” he says. 

Sanji stumbles. He regains his footing and stomps down the hall, face aflame. 

He makes thirty onigiri. 

Zoro eats seven. 

“There, that’ll last you three more nights,” Sanji says.

Zoro nods. “So what time do I wake you up to get you to fight me again?” 

Sanji splutters. “No!!” He shrieks. “It’s three in the morning! I know you’re a rich fuck with nothing to do but some of us have jobs! I’m on call 24/7 here!” 

…he regrets it as soon as he says it.

Expects to be fired on the spot. 

Zoro frowns. He crosses his arms. “Fine,” he says, tersely. “Go to bed.” 

Sanji… does. He avoids turning his back on Zoro as he leaves the room, a bad feeling churning in his gut.

When he makes breakfast the next morning, he’s expecting to be fired as soon as Mihawk arrives, but Mihawk mentions nothing. 

Neither do Perona or Zoro when they appear, hours later. 

Sanji feels like he’s walking on eggshells until Zoro appears in his kitchen in early afternoon.

“Hey,” says Zoro. “I talked to my dad.” 

Sanji hangs his head. “So I’m fired?” He asks, dread pooling in his stomach. 

“Fucking what? No, Jesus. I just said you should have a regular work shift. Only like, ten hours on call.” 

“So you docked my pay,” Sanji says flatly.

“Now you’re being an ass,” Zoro growls. “NO, you’re being paid the same, you’re just going to have time off when I can’t bug you. That cool?” 

Sanji frowns, suspicious. “What do you get out of it?” He asks. 

Crossing his arms, Zoro scoffs. “Not getting yelled at at 2am, mostly.”

“You could’ve just not woken me up,” Sanji says. 

“You make it real hard to be nice to you, Cook,” Zoro says, running a hand through his hair. “I know you don’t like me, but I was just trying to do something nice.” 

Sanji melts a little, but he’s not willing to give in entirely. “Well thanks,” he says. “For not firing me, too.” 

Zoro rolls his eyes. “We’ve all had shitty jobs where we want to yell at customers,” He says. 

“Now I KNOW you’re lying,” Sanji argues. “I know how rich you are. I know what Mihawk pays me.”

Zoro looks… funny at him. “Did he ever happen to mention that we’re adopted?” 

Sanji blinks. Thinks of Zeff. “Uh, no?” 

“Yeah,” Zoro says. “Fucking Daddy Warbucks situation. I was seventeen. Trust me, I know customer service. Had to work to eat.”

“Well that’s not fair,” Sanji says. “Now I feel like a fucking ass.” 

“You ARE a fucking ass,” Zoro says. “Want to fight when you’re off work? Officially your shift ends at 6 now.” 

“Dinner is for seven so that won’t work.” Sanji says. “Shut up I have a chef’s integrity.”

“You’re not turning down fighting me?” Zoro asks, sounding oddly hopeful. 

“You spend all day working out so it’ll be unfair,” Sanji says. “But sure, I’ll kick your ass. Winner chooses what filling goes in your onigiri.” 

“Spicy salmon,” Zoro says. 

“Pickled plums,” muses Sanji.

They do end up fighting after dinner, out in Mihawk’s fancy topiary garden (he maintains it himself). 

Bruised and panting, they end up making out behind the large rabbit-shaped tree. 

It becomes A Thing.

#zosan #my writing

[beanghostprincess]

Nami being the one who's scared the most about Vivi's safety during her disappearance (everyone's worried, but it's obvious that she's the one still concerned even after admitting Vivi is strong enough to take care of herself) and Zoro, for once, being the one to comfort her. He catches her crying on a corner of the ship, all alone and hugging her knees close to her chest. Her long hair is getting stuck on her cheeks with how wet they are now. She obviously doesn't want anybody to see and pretends to be fine after telling Zoro to fuck off a few times, but when she doesn't manage to make him go away, she just ends up silently accepting his company and letting him sit down next to her. Zoro tries to say something. Anything. Because believe it or not, it fucking hurts to see their navigator like this when she's always the one taking care of others and everything. She has always been strong, but strong only gets her so far and even Nami needs comforting sometimes. Zoro might not be the best person to help her, but he tries.

Nami is always a few steps further. "You wouldn't understand. You-" She sobs louder, hiding her head on her arms, pressing her legs closer to herself. Zoro wants to hug her, but he doesn't know how. He knows he should. He wants to tell her, too, that he understands perfectly, but she would be the one not getting what he means. "Have you ever missed somebody so much it's impossible to live, Zoro?! Not even basic human functions, fuck, I- I spent so much time without her thinking we'd meet again and now I might never see her again. Do you even know what that's like?"

Zoro knows what that's like. He doesn't feel like it's the right moment nor the right place to confess something like this, but they've gone through so much shit already it's almost inevitable for her to not know this.

The swordsman grunts before he pronounces his next words, double-checking if somebody else is watching them. Nami looks ethereal even while crying. It's sort of annoying. "I understand." The redhead looks up from where she's sitting, with a confused glance on her face. Zoro keeps his stare on his hands. "Two years ago. I- I couldn't do anything to save him. I couldn't protect him. I lost him. Every day I wondered if he was going to be okay and, fuck it, it's the stupidest thing because he's a fucking god at this point and the guy never ends up dying but-" He turns his right hand into a fist and presses his nails on his palms, fighting the urge to shake under the memories. "I couldn't eat. Or breathe. Live normally." When he shuts up, Nami makes a face he can't quite understand. He can't tell the difference between disgust and discomfort. Perhaps she's just judging him for being this weak for their stupid captain.

But the girl just scoffs and hides her head between the arms resting on her knees once again. "Of course you would." Her voice breaks mid-sentence. "But it's not the same." Zoro knew she wouldn't get it, at least not right away. It takes a long seconds of silence and Nami looking up at his uncomfortable expression haunted by past memories for everything to click. "Oh, it is the same." Zoro looks away, but she just moves closer to him. Nami rests her head on his shoulder, and he hates to admit how much he has missed her scent of fresh tangerines and home. "I'm sorry."

"S fine." Zoro manages to say it, somehow, without his attitude fading away.

Nami buries her head closer to his arm, and Zoro doesn't fight the need to hold her closer anymore to pull her into half an embrace with his left hand. "I didn't get to tell her how I feel."

The swordsman shivers at her trembling, frightened voice. "Me neither."

Nami scoffs. "But you still have time." If he feels her tears run through his body, he doesn't say anything. "I don't even know if she's alive."

Zoro doesn't have to bring his mind back to memories from a long while, when the last time he felt this way was whenever Luffy fought against Kaido

But he says nothing, because he knows there's no way in earth he can fix what just broke Nami's heart into pieces. If he could take her pain, he would, without any hesitation. He can handle it. And Nami is strong and all, but he fears that seeing her this way might bring him to madness.

So Zoro unexpectedly, for both of them, kisses the top of her head —like he used to do back when they were only three. Back when their ship couldn't even be referred to as one— and lets her cry. "I'm sorry." She just cries harder, and Zoro understands. They keep saying he doesn't understand, but he does. "I know. I know."

It would be easier if he could just cut whoever hurt her in half like he always does.

Luffy is the strongest, most powerful man Zoro has had the privilege to love and worship, and even when he disappears he forgets how to live.

So Zoro can fathom the way Nami feels. Vivi is strong, but love makes Nami feel the weakest she's ever been.

Nami gladly accepts his hug, and he knows she understands. And he'll help her live until she finds her way to her princess again.

#i miss my girlfriend and i'm writing this bc i miss my girlfriend and i love her #and also i absolutely love platonic zonami #i just think zolu and namivivi have a lot of parallels and they're the best ships ever #and nami and zoro are shitty at talking but they're great at understanding each other #one piece #nami #cat burglar nami #nefertari vivi #namivivi #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #zolu #one piece spoilers #i mean just post wano things #i am very eepy sorry if this doesn't make sense #platonic zonami

[onepiecepetalfanfics089]

I’m loving all your fics so much, could I ask for a platonic Yandere strawhat crew with trainee CP9 reader, who knows how bad they are but can’t leave? (Maybe slight Yandere CP9 as well)

Mission~

Warning:Cursing/Possessive behavior/Vulgar Language!~

“Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”

You cursed, clutching the ringing transponder snail in your hands, holding it down to your best ability to not let any of the sound get out.

How in hell did you even find yourself in this situation?!

This was your first solo mission and somehow, some way, you ended up onboard the Strawhats ship. Literally the enemy of the government? And your whole group! You already knew for a fact that Rob Lucci would be on your ass for one, not picking up immediately and two, being so reckless that you ended up being a ‘guest’ on the agency your training for worst enemy!

Dread soon washed over you as you heard a knock on the door..

You were in the storage room, luckily making them buy an excuse that you lost something in there..

This was the first time in weeks those god forsaken pirates have let you out of their sight so you were trying to savor you time as much as you could.

A more persistent knock on the wooden door of the storage room on the ship caught you to zone back into this situation. Biting your lip, goosebumps slowly arose on your arms from that deep, masculine voice with a undertone of something you couldn’t comprehend that spoke from outside the room.

“Hey Y/N?..you’ve been in their for a while. What are You getting anyway? Do you need my help to come find it..?” The door knob slightly jiggled, causing you stiffen and stuff the still dinging transponder snail under whatever you could find.

“..Why the hell is the door locked Y/N? Open it!.. and what’s that ringing noise in there..?..!”

Zoro Said, his voice now laced with utter annoyance. You took a deep breath, glancing around the room for a second to figure out how you could calm this green haired swordsman down.

Putting on the sweetest voice you could manage, you now locked your eyes on the wooden door before you.

“Oh no zoro im fine I swear! It’s just the thing I lost is uh..personal, yeah!”

You said, nodding right yourself in hopes he would take your lousy excuse for an excuse and go back to the crew. There was a pause, a pause that made you swear you could just feel his eyes boring into that wooden door, right where you were currently.

“Okay..just hurry up alright? Sanji Said dinner is almost ready..”

His voice sounded more calmer but a little like a grumble. You sighed in relief and nodded, even though you knew he couldn’t see you.

“Right..I’ll be there in a few.”

And with that, his footsteps slowly echoed away through the deck. Letting out a soft sigh in relief, you paused for a moment yourself. Taking notice of your surroundings. The chest nut wooden doors and walls..the random items and tools in piles of boxes..

How did you get into this again?..

Oh right..you wanted to be part of CP9 so you took any mission you could get and somehow ended up here..

Ring-Ring

Ring-Ring

Ring-Ring

Ring-Ring

Ring-Ring

Oh fuck..

With trembling hands, you slowly picked up the line on the transponder snail to be met with a chilling cold, calm and almost venomous voice. Shivers ran down your spine as you could already tell you had awoken the strangely possessive and scary side of the CP9 crew you knew.

“Y/N...where the hell are you? I’ve been calling you for only god knows how long.”

You could already tell he was dissatisfied and maybe even scowling..

“Is that Y/N?? She’s okay?”

Kalifa’s worried voice made Rob Lucci sigh loudly.

“Yes. They’re on the call right now but they haven’t spoken yet..”

“Y/N! Where have you been?! We’ve been so worried! You’re not even an official member and you just-”

“Kalifa, calm down. I’m sure they have a good explanation to all of this nonsense..right?”

A gruff voice then came from the snail and couldn’t help but groan. That was Jabra and knowing him, he was probably pissed as well but didn’t want to say it.

“Uh well, I’ve been um..”

How were you going to tell them you’ve been hanging out with their worst enemies?! The ones that got in the way of their job and took them and the world government on?!

“It’s just I may have gotten stranded. On a island but now I’m staying with some nice..people who offered to take me home! Where are you guys currently so I can tell them exactly..?”

You said, trying to change the topic. You wished you had the balls to tell the crew the location to drop you off..

“Didn’t we already tell you? You really have a bad memory Y/N, you know that?”

Kaku’s voice echoed on the transponder snail and your heart did a flip. Were they all there just to lecture you?!

But to set stuff aside, they told you the location and gave a very vicious warning to hurry back soon and to not let it happen again. Most of the conversation you nodded and gave an occasional ‘mhm!’ to not risk any more anger.

After you hung up, or rather after they hung up on you, you let out a breath you didn’t even know you were holding.

Looking around for a thing that would be the object you quote on quote ‘lost’ you found a random notepad. Taking a deep breath, you opened the storage room door, letting the afternoon breeze hit you.

Feeling at peace for a moment you closed your eyes and shut the door, only to be met by feminine and soft like hands springing from the ground and trapping you in a tight, tight embrace.

.

.

.

.

.

Your body tingled as the sensation of hands sprouting from the ground, one could only mean one thing, it was Robin doing it and two, you had been caught in the clutches of one of the smartest straw hats on board and you had to tell her what you were doing in there and why.

Letting out a nervous chuckle, you turned to the black hair woman only a few feet from you.

“O-Oh hey Robin! You caught me off guard there heh..”

She chuckled softly, her voice smooth and almost calming. Just by the look in her eye, you could tell she was calculating in her mind. Studying and observing you..just like she always did.

“Well I’m sorry..I didn’t mean to scare you there..I just got a little carried away since you were in that storage room…looking for something was it?..did you find it?..”

Her voice now laced with suspicion, she locked her deep blue eyes into yours, an almost challenging stare.

“Oh yeah..! It was an notepad..I just love keep track of things you know..?”

She let out a relaxed hum as an understanding and you held back the urge to sigh heavily in relief. She would probably take a hint on just that..

Since Robin was so clever and observant..she had no problem with finding out your true intentions..and telling the others your true intentions..

You knew that by dealing with the consequences.

Dinner and the rest of the day went on as usual ever since you got here, everyone in the crew keeping a sharp eye on you and everything you did. Luffy butting in on almost every conversation to tell or show you something stupid. Sanji insisting you have more food and giving you seconds even though you didn’t want any and not letting you take even a step out of the mess hall until you cleared your plate. Franky and Usopp taking every chance they got to try and make you laugh or show you their newest inventions. And of course, Zoro repeatedly pouring you more sake when your cup was only half full.

Of course from all that time spending and sake, you felt tired and most importantly, buzzed from all that sake Zoro had been giving to you. Feeling like you needed to let things out for once you took out that notepad from the storage room you found.

Soon, you began to scribble away everything. How you felt about the strawhats, that you were a trainee in CP9 and how you wish everyone would calm down. Soon, you had multiple pages filled with your feelings and you had to admit, it felt good to let everything out!

Setting the notepad down on your bed the cabin you yawned with a stretch. Why on earth do you feel so sleepy all of a sudden?..you definitely have been drinking too much sake with Zoro..

Laying down, you slowly pulled your cover up and stared at the ceiling..fluttering your eyes closed to sleep at last..

When you woke up, the sound of chains jangling filled your ears. Wait a minute..

Chains..?

Looking around it seemed like you were in captains quarters..aka luffy’s cabin, but why..?

Dread and fear now consumed your mind and body as you tried to at least sit up but failed. These chains were tight around your wrists and legs, causing almost no hope for escape.

What the hell did you even do this time?!

Rattling your brain for answers you finally came to a conclusion…

The notepad…

Someone must’ve read it and told everyone..you started to look around the dark lit room with only the moon shining through the window. Cold sweat dripped from your forehead as you then felt the presence of at least two people..

A gentle hand pushed you down on the bed you were laying in as a familiar voice filled the room.

“So, you were working for CP9 huh?”

You gulped..

“Don’t worry! We’re not mad hah!..why would we? You’re never going back there anyways!”

Before you could even respond to that you felt a straw hat being placed on your face..

A voice then smooth as chocolate and almost calming then whispered to you, very, very close to your ear like it was trapping you.

“We’ve always had our suspicions all along about your little Mission anyway, but now you’ve made it so easy..but dont worry your little head off..we’ll take good care of you as long as your nice from now on..”

A/N:

Hiiii my lovely petals!!honestly I’m just going to stop announcing when I’m posting because I always have things to do them or I fall asleep 😭😭 so I’m probably not going to to announce it anymore lol! But I hope y’all enjoyed this because I did! I tried to make this long enough and keep it interesting 😗😉 so sorry that this too so long to the person who requested this ❤️😭 if you ever want me to do another by you just say you requested this and I’ll probably drop everything and do yours first to pay back time 😭 but man I did miss writing! I’m so sorry I’m posting so late btw but I was determined and there was NO WAY I was about to miss another day and keep y’all waiting..but anyways, a new story or two next week and I hope y’all had an amazing thanksgiving and week/day!! I’ll see you soon my pretty petals and I hope you loved this and I wish you well! Also sorry if there is spelling mistakes I’ll fix them if I notice them!!❤️🌸💖❤️🌸

#one piece #one piece strawhats #writing #fypdongggggggg #straw hat crew #brook one piece #yandere x reader #fypシ゚viral #cat burglar nami #one piece luffy #one piece cp9 #cp9 #fypfypfypfypfypfypdypfypfypfypfypfypfyfpfyfpfyp #fypツ #platonic yandere #yandere strawhats #yandere one piece #fypppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp #anime and manga #one peice #oneshot #fyp2023 #i wrote this #fypシ #fyppage #yandere sanji #yandere zoro #fyp #writers on tumblr #tumblr fyp

[justmediocrewriting]

Oh hello!! I read your koby writing and loved it!! You have a talent for writing 🩷 I was wondering if you could do a zoro x mermaid!reader who tries to lure them with a siren song but it only works on men so nami and robin fight back but not before reader can get her hands on zoro and steal him away! Maybe some steamy scenes back at her home/cave or something 😏😏

Lost In The Siren’s Song {r.z}

Summary: every creature has to eat. It’s the law of nature — and some creatures don’t have the most humane diets. You were more than aware of this, and even though you weren’t proud of what you had to do, you also knew it was a necessity, albeit one that was hard for you to stand — but it was made a bit more endurable when your prey was this alluring.

Genre: fantasy, smut, please do not read if you are not 18+!

Pairing: Zoro x fem!siren!reader

Word Count: 1.6k

Requested: ✅

Warnings: sexual content (fairly explicit), non-con elements, language, themes of violence and/or gore, please let me know if you noticed any that I missed

A/n: before diving into this, I first want to say thank you so much for this request nonnie! It was such a pleasure (wink wink) to write, and I’ve never actually written anything in a prospect of a creature that isn’t human, and the fantasy element was definitely a joy to indulge in! Also, in folklore, sirens are creatures that lure men, so in my mind (and for the ease of this fic), I decided that sirens as a species feed on the desire of human men (much like a succubus), and therefore do not need to kill men after feeding (most do, however). I did have the OPLA!Zoro in mind when writing this, but I tried to write the story in a way in which you can imagine it as his anime counterpart instead. I really had fun tweaking this around and creating the world for it, so again, thank you so much! I hope everyone can enjoy this ❤️❤️

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You’d never before had a victim that was so receptive.

The swordsman was panting, soaked trousers clinging to the shape of his tenting dick, his tan skin flushed so prettily and pupils blown wide as he stared at you with something akin to reverence; it was truly a sight, and the lust pouring from his pores and seeping into yours was the warmest and most satiating you’d ever had.

The man’s expression wasn’t exactly one that you hadn’t seen before — nearly every man you’d lured to your cave wore the same one when under the entrancement of your voice, but somehow, the expression was just breathtaking on this man’s face, and it had your skin flaming in ways you’d never experienced before. Perhaps it was due to him being quite possibly the most attractive mortal you’d ever captured — his cropped green hair accentuated his tan skin, and his shoulders and chest were broad, leading down to slim but well muscled abdomen. The rather large cock standing straight at attention in his trousers was just a bonus.

You swallowed thickly as arousal stirred in your gut, the sensation throwing you slightly off-kilter; you’d fed many times, but that’s all it had ever been to you: feeding. A simple necessity for your survival, and one that you found rather unpleasant. Luring men from ships and dragging them all the way to your den (and the subsequent act of touching them to draw out the most lust you could) wasn’t the easiest thing, and this catch was much harder to retrieve, given that the swordsman’s crew had two women on board, which was not something you encountered often — being as they were resistant to your voice, it was difficult to snatch the man, but somehow you had managed and returned to your cave with minor wounds, just a few scratches and bruises to lick later.

“I won’t kill you,” you assured the man. Even though you knew he wouldn’t be able to truly decipher your words in his current state, nor would he feel anything other than burning need, you always made sure to promise your victims that their lives were not forfeit by you; unlike most of your kind, you knew that killing off the prey was not a necessity, so you didn’t indulge in it. The man simply blinked at you, eyes hazy and unfocused and swirling with arousal, never moving from your figure. Even as hazy and unfocused as they were, they practically seemed to pierce through you, and the onyx hue was entrancing in a way that you’d never seen a mortal possess.

Your hand twitched with the sudden urge to feel him, to roam over his body and pull the clothes off of his skin, and so you did — your scales were long gone by now, replaced instead by smooth, soft legs, which you used to shuffle yourself closer to the man. It was a little known fact about sirens, that you were not, in fact, stuck in one form; it changed, and after enough exposure to dry air you could easily pass as a human.

The swordsman sucked in a sharp breath when your fingers danced along his collar bone, and his hips thrust wildly into the air, a groan slipping past his lips as his hardened member grazed against the confines of his wet trousers. You felt a pang of sympathy for the man. Being under the effects of your song was akin to being under the effects of powerful aphrodisiacs, and you had no doubt that the poor man was in a lot of pain from it — especially since he wouldn’t be able to touch you, not unless you gave him explicit command to.

“Do you want me to touch you?” You whispered into the swordsman’s ear, fingers still trailing along the jut of his collarbone and just barely dipping into the collar of his shirt, and from your close proximity to him, you felt more than saw his eager nodding. His breathy little pants and desperate hip undulations were really beginning to affect you, your cunt feeling extremely wet and hot, and you were taken aback by the sheer amount of desperate want you felt coursing through your veins.

You’d never before wanted your prey so carnally.

“I’ll make it better, as long as you keep wanting me.” You purred into the man’s ear, finding that you were the labored rise and fall of his breaths beneath your fingertips as you used one of your sharp nails to slice through the fabric of his shirt, careful not to damage the taut skin beneath. As your hand slithered further down his torso, the lust being pumped into the air gradually increased, and the man let out small, breathy whimpers and pleas under his breath that had your hips tingling.

“Shh,” you cooed, half because you wanted to comfort him and half because hearing his voice was doing things, and it felt too dangerous for you — there was a sinking wonderment in your gut of who was more entranced by who.

When your hand finally enclosed around the damp bulge of the man’s dick, many things happened simultaneously — the man’s hips arched up in a desperate thrust, a loud, guttural groan slipping past his lips, and you gasped when your entire body flooded with warmth as lust filled you nearly to bursting, lighting your nerves in a way that made you feel as if you were feeling what the man was.

“Please, please, need you — so beautiful, need you so bad.” The man’s voice was hoarse and broken, and it was the first real sentence he’d said, and his voice sounded so beautiful, so tantalizing, and the way his lips curved around each word filled you with a desire that you’d never had before — and you were but a helpless victim to it.

Electricity skirted across every inch of your skin when you pressed your lips against the man’s in a hungry kiss, swallowing every groan and pant and moan down like a beast starved. Goaded and fueled by the lust swirling under your skin — lust that you recognized as the man’s, and even more frighteningly, your own — you swung a leg over him and clambered atop his lap, settling your overheated core directly on the bulge of his dick. You couldn’t help the moan that the sensation pulled from your chest, and the man drank it down like the sweetest nectar, and his tongue plunged into your mouth, seeking your own.

The sensation of his wet tongue wrestling with yours completely wiped away any coherent thoughts your brain would have managed as the lust brimming within your body hit a spilling point, and you began to gyrate your hips at a rapid pace. The drag of your clit against the fabric of his trousers was rough but rich with friction, and the heat of his clothed cock seemed to radiate into your lower half completely. With how fogged your mind and body was, it didn’t even occur to you to wonder how the man had somehow broken from his frozen state without your command when his hands bruised your hips in a vice grip — all you could think was that it felt good, and your entire lower half exploded with harsh tingles when he took control over your movement, dragging you down harshly against his cock in time with his own desperate thrusts.

“So good, so fucking good — gonna explode, gonna fucking blow—” the man’s voice was harsh and ragged against your lips, his words somewhat hard to understand due to his reluctance to disengage his lips from the dance they were performing with yours, but they went straight to your core anyway, flushing your entire body with excitement and eagerness.

“Cum, cum, I want you to cum.” You moaned into his mouth, tongue licking into the crevice, and the man reciprocated your eagerness by removing his hands from your hips and instead wrapping them around your shoulders for a better grip — before you could fully prepare yourself, the man was bucking his hips with abandon, the friction against your clit fast and unrelenting, and you threw your head back with a moan. The swordsman took advantage of the access to your throat, and he began licking and biting the tender flesh, the ministrations adding more fuel to the fire within your belly.

There was a foreign tightening within your gut, something akin to a coil being wound, and it was something you’d never felt before — it was frightening but exhilarating, and though unfamiliar, you just knew that the snapping would lead to something amazing. So you allowed your body to relax and fall limp in the man’s hold, eyes fluttering closed as you let yourself fall into the sensations abusing your body.

“Fuck, so good, you feel so fucking good — so warm and soft, fuck—” with every hot word panted into the flesh of your neck that coil wound tighter, and with a few more harsh thrusts your vision exploded with white stars as your entire body clenched up, your clit bursting with pleasure and throbbing as an orgasm — your first ever — was pulled from your body. The swordsman was quick to follow, a liquid that was even hotter than his cock coating the front of trousers and seeping through to melt into your skin, and the groan he released into your jugular was so filthy that it was nearly enough to rip another orgasm from you.

Your legs were a trembling cage around his thigh, and as you sit recovering from what was probably the most amazingly intense experience of your life, you debated going against your long standing moral code and keeping the man in your lair forever.

#opla #opla zoro x reader #zoro x reader #opla zoro #one piece

[rea-grimm]

Proposal - Tiger Zoro

Together with Zoro, you were at the wedding of your oldest friend, whom you had not seen for a long time due to living at sea. You talked the swordsman into coming with you for quite some time, but thanks to the promise of alcohol and scratching he agreed.

The wedding went smoothly and finally, it came to the part where the bride threw her bouquet behind her back. You were in the crowd that the bouquet was aiming for and by a lucky chance and maybe even by some invisible force you caught it.

“Looks like it's our turn to get married now,” you smiled cheerfully at the tiger and showed him the bouquet. Zoro stared at you in disbelief before mumbling something unintelligible and pouring himself another drink.

A few days later, you were walking around town, visiting shops. You've already been to the weapon shop, the liquor store, and even the local distillery, and in between you've stopped at a few shops where you wanted to go. You held his hand at the same time so that the swordsman wouldn't wander off.

Your fingers were intertwined and you were just passing the jewelry store. As you walked around you looked at the jewelry and then the rings. A few feet away, you lifted your joined hands to get a better look at them.

"Rings would suit us, don't you think?" you asked him with a smile and looked at him. Zoro looked at you blankly, then at his hands and back at you. But he didn't say anything about it.

Sometime later on the ship at dinner, the mood was cheerful as always. Sanji first flattered Nami and Robin and finally his attention turned to you.

“Beautiful Y/N-chwan! Don't you want to marry me when Marimo doesn't take care of you?” Sanji got down on one knee and took your hand, heart in his eyes.

“Y/N is mine. Find someone else you stupid cook!” Zoro growled at him, pulling you close. This escalated into an argument between the two, with Nami and Robin having to step in to calm things down. You tried to calm Zoro down, but he didn't hear you at all in the heat of the argument.

The last straw for the tiger was one night when you ran your fingers over his back. You didn't need eyes to know the way the stripes ran down his body. He loved when you gently mapped them with your fingers and purred with satisfaction.

He thought about it for the last few days before he finally decided that he should take action. Otherwise, that annoying cook will keep trying to get you.

Zoro opened his eyes and turned to face you, watching you for a moment before pulling you closer to him.

“Someone is being cuddly today,” you teased him in surprise but not complaining. The tiger didn't answer you, but instead buried his nose into your neck and inhaled your scent.

You just smiled contentedly at that before you started caressing his hair and lightly scratching behind his ears where you knew he liked it. After a while, he started purring contentedly again and his tail lazily tickled your leg.

It was one of the hardest decisions he had ever made. He decided to ask Sanji and the others for a little help because he wanted it to be as perfect as he thought you deserved.

You arrived at a new island and Nami invited you to go shopping. So you went to town with her and Robin.

You were browsing the shops when you got thirsty. You bought a refreshing drink and walked on when someone grabbed your legs for a moment and you lost your balance and fell to the ground. In addition, you managed to get wet.

That was the reason for the new outfit. When you left the store, you were as if changed. You were groomed and styled for a date.

From there you were headed to a giant fountain, but a small liquor store caught your eye along the way. They had all sorts of drinks and that inspired you to buy a gift for your tiger friend.

When you came out, said swordsman was standing by the fountain talking to Nami and Robin. As soon as you walked over to them, the girls said goodbye to you and left you there alone.

You suddenly had the impression that it was somehow too many coincidences at once and that it was probably really preparation for a date.

Zoro took your hand saying he wanted to show you something. You reached the edge of town where he changed into a tiger and motioned for you to mount him. Once you've sat on him, he sets off.

However, you had no idea where he was taking you and you were afraid that Zoro wouldn't be able to find his destination.

The tiger first followed the forest path but then went off it. That didn't surprise you in any way, but you had an inkling that you were lost. If you knew the destination, you could have navigated him, but this way you were just as lost as he was.

Zoro stopped a few times, looking around, but he still couldn't tell which direction he was going, and he was getting more and more annoyed by it.

“Why couldn't they prepare it on the ship? I would hit there," he thought. “It must have been the stupid cook's idea,” a menacing growl rose from his throat.

You were about to ask him what happened when a raindrop landed on your forehead, followed very soon by another. A few drops turned out to be a burst of clouds, and Zoro continued to run, trying to get you somewhere dry.

After some time, you managed to find a dilapidated shelter, which was left there by someone, but which protected well from the elements. You huddled under the shelter and Zoro threw his coat, which was dry, over your shoulders and pulled you close to keep you from getting cold.

“Stupid rain,” he growled muffledly before finding refuge in the crook of your neck.

“Surely it will stop soon,” you tried to encourage him, but Zoro kept mumbling his own. That's why you tried a different tactic on him and pulled out a bottle from your bag.

“I bought you this little thing in town,” and you handed it to him. Zoro thanked you and kissed your neck before taking the bottle and taking a deep drink.

"Will you tell me now what you had planned?" you asked him, sitting slightly to the side to get a better look at him.

“I… um,” he started, but couldn't find the right words and took another drink. Only when he had half a bottle in him did he relax and his hand slipped into his trouser pocket, where he had hidden the ring.

“I wanted to take you on a picnic,” he finally blurted out and you saw his cheeks turn pink. You smiled at him and took his hand before hugging him. It was also the effort that counted, and this was doubly true for a swordsman.

“Thank you, I really appreciate it,” you said, kissing his cheek. That wasn't enough though as Zoro leaned in and kissed you on the lips. Only when he pulled away did you notice that he had something in his hand. However, it was so small that you couldn't guess what it was.

"What do you have here?" you asked him. Zoro probably didn't even realize it at first, but he immediately hid his hand behind his back.

"Nothing," he denied, his tail flicking nervously from side to side.

“It didn't seem like nothing,” you replied. You tried to lean over and see what he was hiding but to no avail. But it must have been for something because the tiger straightened up and looked you in the eyes.

“Ummm…” he cleared his throat as if searching for the right words that he couldn't find. “Y/N, will you marry me?” he finally asked you, showing you a small ring with a green stripe in the middle and three stones.

“Zoro…” you were at a loss for words. You didn't expect this. He had other plans, and you were afraid that the alcohol wouldn't make him talk now.

“I know I should have asked you better… I was planning to…” he started when you cut him off.

"Yes!" you agreed taking him off guard. Zoro then placed the ring on your finger before giving you a beastly smile. He leaned in and kissed you. It was like he was trying to devour your lips and you in the process.

After all, he managed to carry out his plan despite the unfavourable conditions and now he was collecting the reward for his hard work.

Zoro Masterlist

#tiger zoro #roronoa zoro #zoro x reader #one piece #one piece x reader #Monster Piece

[giurochedadomani]

Thoughts on Mihawk aquiring teenaged Zoro like middle schooler absolutely peak feral Zoro and Mihawk like panics. (Idk how he aquires him maybe the universe went father hood be upon you or something.) so Mihawk doesn’t know how to raise a child and is like uh do you need food? And Zoro’s just like frothing at the mouth picking fights with road signs. So Mihawk still panicked thinks the only person I know who has a kid is Shanks (because you know Shanks absolutely would not shut up about Luffy. To the point Mihawk knew his age favorite color and which nose he liked to pick most before he learned the kid was the reason Shanks lost his arm.) and goes to Shanks for help.

And Mihawk shows up hair disheveled, eyeliner smudged, two different boots on and pre-teen hanging off his arm by his teeth like a feral raccoon, said teen is strung up by a backpack leash gripped mihawks other and is like- “He won’t stop trying to put swords his mouth, he wandered off on eight different occasions and some how managed to be several islands over for four of them I haven’t slept in three days- take this feral child off my hands so I can take a nap.”

And Shanks who up to this point has only had to deal with baby Luffy is like I don’t know wether to laugh or be freak out that you are here and asking me for help but also ‘Bet I can totally take care of your green child and then he lets go of the leash for five second and somehow looses Zoro.

And I think it would be funny to watch two grown men flail over a teenager.

Zoro did plan to stay with Shanks, at heart he's a good kid, but you know, it's hard to cope with his Teenage Angst even with Mihawk, who I imagine is much more strict, the moment laid back Shanks doesn't look at him closely he wanders off. He's absolutely unaware of how Shanks automatically panics and sends all of his crew to find him before Mihawk realizes what has happened, and somehow manages to avoid all the members without really trying. Like Beckmann and Yassop think that he's the sneakiest little kid ever, and in reality it's just Zoro's capability of getting lost. Cue Shanks stringing Mihawk along until Mihawk almost snaps at him, except that that's the moment Zoro shows back on the ship with Luffy, because they met and instantly became besties.

Anyway, I love, love, love so much Mishanks as dads.

#Mishanks #Zolu #dracule mihawk #akagami no shanks #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #One piece #One piece live action #Opla

[sanjisblackasswife]

Breaking Up with Zoro(ANGST)

Word Count: 1.7k

Black Fem Reader

CW: Lots of cussing, Arguing, Law is involved, Bad ending, All in All Angst

You guys actually are known for arguing in your relationship

You both argue at least once a day over something petty and everybody on the Sunny has come accustomed to it

“YOU CAN’T BRING A SWORD TO A GUN FIGHT ARE YOU INSANE?!”

“DOESNT MATTER I CAN KICK YOU AND ANY OTHER GUNSLINGERS ASS IF I NEEDED TO!”

“SHOCHU IS NOT BETTER THAN SAKE ARE YOU INSANE?!”

“UHHHH YES IT IS?!”

“WHY DO YOU ALWAYS FEEL THE NEED TO RAGE THE HELL OUT WHEN I SPEAK TO SANJI!”

“BECAUSE TWO PERVERTS SHOULDN’T BE IN A ROOM ALONE TOGETHER.”

“KISS MY ASS”

However one day you believe your argument may have turned for the worse.

You and Zoro have been actually having less interactions since you all met back up .

Zoro taken his role as the swordsman of the crew way more seriously and though you respect it and even admire it, it’s just you barely even communicate anymore. Not even petty arguments.

When you do start to try it he just breathes out his nose and finishes what he was doing as if he didn’t care to retort back

It just wasn’t the same between you and Zoro

And you even questioned If you and him were still together

Granted you both didn’t have much time to settle where your relationship was before separating, but you still wanted to at least talk about it, but you both never had time to do so

Intimacy has been long gone. When you seen him again he didn’t even hug you back he just patted your head

He doesn’t sleep in your room anymore. If he does it’s when you’re not in there and busy on watch

It started to get to you.

You wanted to wait and give it time but it’s been weeks now and it’s almost as if he subconsciously just broke up with you over the two years

You tried getting your mind off of it seeing as now there are bigger fish to fry and stronger enemies to defeat

Eventually you and the crew meet Law again and surprisingly you two hit it off better than him and anyone else on the crew.

He didn’t find you annoying—you were level headed and relatively nice to talk to so you managed to keep him company sometimes when he wanted to separate from all of the Strawhats

The attention he gave you was platonic but it was nice none the less—-you even managed to crack a smile out of him a few times

“Y/N-ya. Come help me with this, yeah?”

You both have amazing combat skills together too and it bought you some brownie points with him

Zoro However began to notice this friendship develop immediately

But he didn’t have time to ask you about it he needed to train more

Today though, he had some time

Zoro being Zoro was lost in the forest again but managed to somehow find you and Law sitting across from each other talking. You were laughing with him not even noticing the green haired swordsman approach you from the side.

“Lost again?” Law shot at Zoro still giving you eye contact.

Zoro Just grumbled, “NO! I just happened to find you both…we’re leaving this place soon so you both should wrap up your little date.” You frowned a bit at his tone. Date?

“Date?” You got up to follow him with Law a nice distance behind you both. “We were talking.”

“Yeah you two love doing that—“

“The hell is that supposed to mean?”

“Don’t mean shit. Keep walking.”

You’d be lying if you said you weren’t a tiny bit happy seeing that Zoro at least noticed and felt jealous about you and Law’s closeness. In reality though you actually didn’t do that to get back at Zoro you enjoyed Law’s company and was refreshing to be around.

You and Zoro bickered a bit walking around the forest not even realizing you three were walking in circles because ZORO was guiding y’all.

“So if you see me talking to another woman what you’re ganna think I’m gay now?!”

“Go ahead and be gay for all I give a fuck—“

“THAT’S NOT THE POINT IM TRYING TO MAKE—“

“Room.”

You both appeared in front of the Sunny not even realizing it still arguing.

“HEY!” Law yelled getting both of your attention walking in between you both, “We’re back. Come find me when you’re done, Y/N-ya.”

“We’re done Talking actually.” Zoro Shot back heading to the training room.

“Says who?! I ain’t finish asshole the hell is all this passive aggressiveness towards me?!”

“Oh, Shut the fuck up!”

“NO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ALL FUCKING MONTH I BEEN TRYING TO TALK TO YOU BUT YOU BEING THE DICK THAT YOU ARE JUST BEEN IGNORING ME AND THE FIRST TIME WE DO YOU WANNA FUCKING ARGUE SO FUCK YOU!”

It got awkwardly quiet on the ship. Sanji, and Nami gasped, Robin covered Chopper’s ears, Luffy and Usopp stopped playing, and Franky & Brook just paused.

Zoro looked like the vein in his head was about to explode. He was irritated beyond belief and the patience he barely had was already ran out.

“Go the fuck up the ladder now.”

You squinted your eyes at him. His teeth was gritted at yours and he began to breath a little harder. If he were to hit you you honestly wouldn’t be surprised at this point. You felt the rage coming from his body, he never got this angry with you and you never got this angry with him.

“If we aren’t ganna resolve our issues then I’m not going no where with you.”

“Resolve what exactly? The fact that you can’t be alone? Or the fact that you got bigger tits and you wanna flaunt them around to every guy you see because you crave male attention —-“

“Ain’t this a bitch— THAT’S what you think I’m doing?! You think I’m being some kind of slut or something?! I don’t need nobody’s mothafuckin’ attention if anything I’d like yours but it seems like your swords have all of it!—“

“Y/N..” Nami whispered, and walked over behind you to grab your arm since you started to approach Zoro as if your were ganna hit him.

She and Robin seen the hurt in your face for a while now when Zoro ignores you, they haven’t said anything about it but they had a feeling a fight like this was bound to happen.

“At least my swords don’t go around cheating.”

“Ch—-YOU THINK IM CHEATING ON YOU?”

“IM NOT FUCKING STUPID Y/N IVE SEEN HOW CLOSE YOUVE GOTTEN WITH THAT TRA-GUY—“

“IM ONLY CLOSE WITH HIM BECAUSE WE HAVE GOOD CONVERSATION. WE. COMMUNICATE. UNLIKE. YOU. AND I.” You pointed your finger back and fourth looking as if you were ready to shoot Zoro right then and there so Nami ran over out of worry and held you back by your arm and Usopp and Brook ran over to hold Zoro back because he had the same angry look in his eyes.

“IF YOU KNEW HOW TO SPEAK I WOULDN’T HAVE TO GO TO TALK TO OTHER MEN. Ever thought about that? Roronoa Zoro?”

Zoro stopped moving and just sighed pulling away from the two and walked the opposite way.

“Then keep communicating with him because we’re through. He can have you.”

It was almost as if none of your points were being heard. Your stomach dropped to your ass hearing him wanting to be done with you.

You scoffed.

Sanji was about to go and beat Zoro possibly to death for how he was speaking to you but you stopped him. It didn’t matter it wasn’t going to change anything.

“NO, ITS NOT OKAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU DON’T TALK TO A WOMAN LIKE THAT—!”

“Sanji!” You Held him back fighting any slick of tear to fall down the rim of your waterline. “It’s fine….leave him.”

-

Weeks have past since the argument, the entire energy of the crew has changed. You and Zoro stayed Your distances and never even spoke a syllable to each other once. You don’t eat with the crew anymore no matter how many times Sanji tries to kick Zoro out, but you just try to avoid the trouble.

The girls tried making you feel better, even Luffy tried by doing stupid faces but you haven’t cracked a smile in you don’t know how long. Your face is deadpanned now but your eyes constantly look sad.

You don’t talk much at all either and it hurts, a literal pain in your chest. You’ve been having headaches and a bit of sickness as well. Usually when you feel bad Zoro pokes fun at you for not having his immune system and holds you all day making Sanji bring you soups and teas. But that’s in the long past and now you’re alone in your room. Eyes were puffy, hair was wrapped in a tight scarf, and you had on nothing but a loose shirt and shorts as everybody except you, Franky, and Chopper were out on some new land. Nothing but the sounds of the crashing water and your subtle sniffles fill the room. You wasn’t sure if it was sniffs from being sick or sad but you didn’t care to figure out which

You sat up and decided to just read a book until you fell asleep again. You rummage through your stuff and found a picture. From two years ago. It was the first time you kissed Zoro and Luffy managed to sneak a lot of pictures, from when you both were caught, to Sanji looking pissed, to Zoro chasing Luffy and Sanji chasing Zoro. It was the first night Zoro confessed, how much you meant to him, how much he loved you, but didn’t “like” you, how much you drove him crazy—

And how much he wanted to be with you even after you both achieved your goals.

All the wonderful memories of you and Zoro pulled out some tears blurring your vision, you laughed at yourself with your cheeks now being stained, how stupid could you be to fall for him so hard?

Your chest hurts again. More than it did before it nearly felt like you couldn’t breathe, you hit the back of the wall and slid down crying in ache and pain in silence. Even moreso because now when you see Zoro from the times you mindlessly glanced at him, he looks happier to be without you than with you.

Is this what a heart break felt like?

#one piece #TimikosZoro #black reader #one piece x female reader #female reader #x female reader #one piece angst #one piece Zoro #Zoro Angst #zoro x reader #Zoro x female #zoro x black reader #ronoroa zoro #one piece headcanons

[viisoul]

CERTIFIED DICK RIDER!

{dom!zoro , sub!fem!reader , car sex, non-established relationship, semi-public? not much else:3}

y/n’s huge crush on zoro doesn’t go unnoticed by anyone she’s close with. however, the fact that they’re not close is heartbreaking. however, a certain call seems to make their fate take a turn for the better.

it seemed as if y/n always had zoro's name in her mouth. every time she had a conversation, she somehow managed to get him in the mix. zoro this, zoro that, and then she found a way to slip in his name during a conversation about the next biochemistry quiz.

it's not like she could help it, she just loved him so much. she believed that they were made for each other. after all, he was a football player, she was a cheerleader, it was inevitable for them to see each other. they also were close with luffy—, but everyone knew who luffy was.

either way, she believed that guy was her soulmate. but the craziest thing was that they barely talked to each other. well, that was until about a week ago, when he'd called her out of the blue while she was prepping for her cheerleading practice.

it was a dumb topic, he needed an opinion on something, and they continuously talked until she had to hang up the phone to go to her practice. it broke her to do that, but she had to.

though, she'd immediately felt her heart thump against her chest and her face get hot when she saw a notification from her messages, that person texting her being none other than zoro.

he'd asked her if she was back from practice so they could call and talk more, and ever since then, it'd been them interacting nonstop.

one day, he'd even fallen asleep while talking to her, and he still had his camera on. she was so happy to see him like that, she wished he was like that in her room and in her bed, next to her with his arm around her waist.

she loved zoro so much, her friends honestly thought she was going crazy.

after all, she did a little happy dance and became all giggly when he called, texted, or walked away after he spoke to her in front of her friends. she was the one he'd complain to about practice and the upcoming football game, she was the one he'd ask for advice when he wasn't sure what to do, she was the one he texted every morning and called every night, and she was the one he'd offer rides to and from school with a kiss on the cheek as a form of payment.

how could she not like him?

she was his first choice, and that was obvious. maybe she was being a little overreactive, but she was a bit delusional. there was no cure for that.

"that reminds me of the time when zoro asked if i needed a ride home, and—."

a loud, dramatic sigh came from her older brother, who just so happened to be on the football team right along with zoro. y/n narrowed her eyebrows.

"what?"

"why are you always talking about that guy? he probably doesn't talk about you like you do."

she shrugged. "so? he's still my ma—."

"uh, no he's not. you're not even dating him."

"ugh, can you shut up?!"

"no, 'cause y're such a dick rider! he's all you talk about!"

"well, if that's the case, i will continue to ride it proudly." she giggled.

her older brother rolled his eyes. "you're ridiculous. you just better be ready for our game tonight."

"oh, i will be."

and like the young woman she was, she kept her word. she was ready for this game, because she was ready to see zoro finally play again after they started talking more. he'd been on probation for fighting, so now his temporary punishment was finally lifted.

she was going crazy seeing him play, she could barely focus on her cheers without trying to suppress the urge to shout for zoro.

when the game was over, she made the bold choice to run and give zoro a big hug. after all, he was the one who carried the game, because when he wasn't playing they'd either lost or won by at best five points.

her actions raised suspicions amongst some, but neither of them cared. because now, they were in the backseat of his car, her sitting on his lap as they practically exchanged spit with each other.

his large hand was planted on her thigh, rubbing her skin so softly. her arms were wrapped around his neck while her fingers played with his rather soft strands of hair.

not to mention their clothes thrown on the passenger seat, the two being in only their undergarments.

the two pulled away for a breath of air, a small string of saliva connecting from their lips.

"zoro..." she whispered.

"mmh?" he hummed.

"m'ready."

"me too..." he planted a kiss on her neck, sucking and biting on her skin.

y/n heaved a shaky sigh, her acrylic nails scratching at his bare back. he didn't stop until he left a mark, a dark and noticeable one at that. zoro ran his tongue across the mark, then kissed up her jaw, all while rubbing his thumb against her clit which was covered by a mere piece of thin fabric.

he'd taken a condom out, the ones he had in a 'just in case' situation.

a small grin grew on y/n's lips, though, she was quite nervous herself. her heart was pounding and she'd actually come to the realization of what she was about to do. though, she quickly calmed herself down when she focused on who she was about to do it with.

"you good?" zoro questioned, eyebrows narrowed as he placed the condom in his mouth to rip it open.

"mhm..." she nodded her head slowly.

"we don't gotta do this, y'know. you sure you ready for it?"

"uh..." she swallowed thickly, eyes trailing down to the huge bulge between his legs. "y-yeah!"

"alright." he shrugged, digging into his boxers and not hesitating to pull his cock out.

her eyes visibly widened upon seeing it. it was so big and thick, veins running from base to his brownish tip. she watched as he slid the plastic on, but he'd been looking at her mesmerized expression the entire time.

she shook her head, focusing on taking off the rest of her undergarments just as zoro did. y/n nervously unclamped her bra, allowing it to fall off of her shoulders and onto the floor of the car. she then reached for her panties, so lacy and thin that zoro could see right through.

was she expecting this to happen?

zoro didn't know, but he was damn sure glad she wore her matching set, because she looked so good in it.

he laid back, leaning against the car door as he reached for her hips, soon grabbing them when she was close enough. her soft hands wrapped around his large cock as she lifted herself, his tip aligning perfectly at her hole.

"zoro..." she whispered.

"huh?"

"are you sure we won't get caught?"

"it's fine, y/n. trust me."

"okay..." and with that, she slowly sunk down on his dick, a moan coming out simultaneously from both of them.

zoro shut his eyes, his grasp on her waist becoming more firm. he hadn't expected her to be so tight, and he definitely didn't expect a pretty little girl like her to know how to ride dick.

yet, she'd surprised him.

it was a highly anticipated moment. y/n practically dreamed of pleasing zoro, seeing his cute little face when he found out how good she was at making him feel.

she stayed still for a moment, allowing herself to adjust to his size. y/n reached for the seat, using it to stabilize herself as she began to bounce on zoro's cock. she started off slowly, still trying to get the hang of it since this was something she wasn't used to. however, the slowness began to become agonizing for both of them, so she sped up her pace.

zoro thought she sounded so pretty, letting out breathy whines of his name and moaning because his dick was making her feel good. he let out a deep exhale, helping her bounce on every inch of his length. he planted a rough slap on her ass just to hear that cute little whimper slip from between her lips. he was so thick inside of her, stretching her out and touching every sweet spot.

"good fuckin' girl," he grunted. "doing so good f'me. don't stop, baby."

hearing zoro's voice with that wavering undertone was enough to tell her how much she was pleasing him. that alone was sufficient to make her not want to stop. despite her not wanting to stop, it was a bit hard to force herself to move up and down on his thick, lengthy cock even though zoro was helping her. she let out whiny squeals, babbling about how big he was and how good he felt inside of her.

zoro was mesmerized by how her tits bounced so freely, her hardened nipples perked out so prettily. y/n's fucked out face was so cute, almost seeming like his dick was making her dumb. she looked like such a pretty slut, mindlessly bouncing on his cock with her dazed eyes rolled to the back of her head.

if only her friends knew how much of a whore she really was for him.

"zoro~!" she whined. "m'so close!"

"come on," his heavy voice resonated through the car. "give it to me, princess."

she moved her hands from the seat to zoro's toned chest, beginning to roll her hips against his pelvis. keeping him so deep inside of her like that made her whine loudly, his tip grazing over her g-spot every time she thrusted herself forward.

her acrylic nails scratched at his skin, her bottom lip getting caught between her teeth. she could feel her stomach twisting at how close she was, and she couldn't hold it anymore.

repeated whimpers of his name slipped from her lips, and she felt herself orgasm around him. her velvety walls clenched around him, making him grunt and cum right along with her. it'd come out in slow, thick spurts inside of the condom.

he ran his hands down her ass, giving it a tight squeeze until he was finished gushing out all of his warm cum. she continued grinding on him until she'd finally calmed down, panting and falling atop of him with his dick still inside.

"you did s'good." he complimented, his large fingers trailing down her thighs.

"thanks."

"i hope you know that means you and this pussy belong to me from now on."

"yeah... but m'not complaining."

♡

#roanoa zoro #anime #manga #writers on tumblr #zoro x female reader #zoro x reader #zoro imagine #zoro smut #one piece #one piece x reader #modern au #college au

[chenziee]

Of Murder bunnies and stray marimos

Second of my @zosanauzine fics! This one is a part of the digital NSFW add-on~ (Even though they only kiss and say fuck a lot, sorry xD)

The aftersales are still going and B/C grade books are in stock now too so check it out if you haven't!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[ READ ON AO3 | KO-FI ]

—————

The sun was setting.

The sun was really fucking setting.

They were supposed to have met up hours ago; even Luffy had made it back to the Sunny on time—if only because Nami had told him to be back an hour earlier than everyone else—yet, the stupid swordsman was nowhere to be found.

Not that anyone was surprised but hunting for his… directionally-challenged ass all over the island was always such a waste of time. Not for the first time, Sanji wondered whether they shouldn’t just get a leash for him and tie him to the Sunny’s main mast. Limit his area of unsupervised operations.

Sadly, knowing the Marimo and his track record of making Chopper cry by removing his bandages, he’d just end up chewing through the leash and getting lost anyway.

“Nami~! Let me go explore more,” Luffy whined, drooping over the railing with a pout.

“No,” Nami refused without even looking up from her cartographic notes. “We don’t need two lost children to worry about.”

At that, Luffy stuck his bottom lip out even more. “But I’m so bored!”

“Let’s just leave Zoro here,” Usopp sighed from where he was laying sprawled on the lawn.

“I second that,” Sanji joined in without missing a beat.

More and more voices of agreement started joining in, including the Heart Pirates who had accompanied them on the journey between Wano and the next island, and Nami groaned, “I wish.” She paused to rub the bridge of her nose. “Anyone wanna go look for the idiot?”

“Sanji,” Usopp decided immediately.

Sanji froze in the middle of serving coffee to Robin before he turned to stare at the sniper. “Why the fuck should I go? Do it yourself,” he hissed, then turned back to the most important matter at hand. “Here you go, Robin-chan.”

Robin smiled, accepting the cup. “Thank you. But Usopp is right. You do have the uncanny ability to somehow find Zoro every time.”

"It's not like I—"

"Please, Sanji," Nami said then, giving Sanji an adorable pleading look.

Sanji knew it was on purpose.

He knew she knew he couldn't say no to a lady's request.

But somehow, Sanji couldn’t bring himself to care. He was a proud slave to love, after all. "Of course, Nami-san."

Out of the corner of his eyes, he could see Usopp quickly covering his mouth to stifle his snort; Sanji simply clicked his tongue and threw his serving tray at his head. He was only slightly disappointed when Usopp barely managed to avoid the projectile before finally bursting out in uncontrollable laughter.

Bastard.

—————

Sanji grumbled to himself as he made his way through the jungle. It wasn’t that hard to follow the trail of cut off branches and dead or unconscious animals but he couldn’t help but wonder; why him?

Why did he always have to be the one to go look for Zoro?

“Man, this is so fucking annoying!” he snapped, throwing a kick at the next animal to attack him. As if the stupid wandering mosshead wasn’t enough, why did he have to deal with the aggressive wildlife on top of that?

He was really quite done with this island; it had offered a nice variety of cooking ingredients but the bloodthirsty, man-eating bunnies got really old, really fast.

“Oi, Marimo! I know you’re around here! We need to set sail already!” 

Silence. Sanji couldn’t say he was surprised.

He lit himself a cigarette, taking a few drags before he tried again, “Hey, Number 32!”

“What did you just call me, shitty Cook?!”

There we go, Sanji thought to himself, quickly wiping the smile that pulled on his lips off his face. He did not just think Zoro was cute for immediately raising up to the challenge. 

Absolutely not.

So, instead he put on an annoyed expression before making his way through the bushes in the direction the voice had come from.

“There you are, stray Marimo,” he sighed when he made it to the other side and the Marimo in question came to view.

He was standing there, a few of the murder bunnies lying at his feet, a defiant look on his face as he asked, "What do you want, Curly?"

Sanji raised an eyebrow. "Do you realise what time it is? We were supposed to be long gone by now."

"It's not my fault you moved the ship," Zoro snapped.

He obviously tried to sound angry, but at the same time, his eyes veered off to the side, the man refusing to look at Sanji as his ears turned red—although that might have just been the setting sun playing tricks, Sanji chose to believe otherwise. Zoro crossed his arms over his chest before he grumbled something about hopeless crewmates who always got lost the second Zoro took his eyes off them.

Sanji rolled his eyes, biting back the laugh that threatened to bubble out of his chest. Always the same story, always the same excuse.

"The ship hasn't moved since this morning," Sanji said matter-of-factly. "Can't you just admit you're completely fucking lost?"

"No." He sounded so much like a petulant child that this time…

This time Sanji couldn't hold the laughter back. Shaking his head, he sighed, amusement still clear in his voice, “You’re hopeless.”

“Shut up! I’m gonna cut you,” Zoro growled, obviously not happy with Sanji’s teasing—or his glee—while his hand reached for Enma.

Sanji snorted before taking a slow drag of his cigarette, his lips twisting into a challenging smirk as he stepped forward, coming to stand right in front of the swordsman. “As if you could even find me, with your sense of direction.”

“As if I need to look for your ass when you’re right next to me!” Zoro shot back just before the tell-tale metallic sound of a katana leaving its scabbard reached Sanji’s ears.

Taking that as his cue, Sanji moved quickly. He bent his knees slightly, lowering his centre of gravity before shooting forward. Quickly taking his cigarette out of his mouth, he stepped far into Zoro’s personal space, then straightened up, pressing his lips to Zoro’s in a quick kiss.

Zoro froze, his reaction making a smirk pull on Sanji’s lips. “I win.”

Finally, Zoro woke up; resheathing Enma in the most unhappy fashion that he possibly could, the Marimo clicked his tongue in annoyance before he hissed, “That was dirty.”

“I don’t remember there being any rules against it,” Sanji said with a shrug. “Now come on, the others are waiting.”

Turning around, Sanji started heading back the way he came but before he could so much as reach the nearest tree, a hand on his wrist stopped him. He paused, his eyes dropping to where Zoro's fingers held onto his hand before slowly looking up at Zoro questioningly.

He was looking straight at Sanji, an unreadable expression on his face as his grip only tightened. Sanji wanted to ask what was wrong but as soon as he opened his mouth, he closed it again. Seconds passed while the two of them simply stared at each other, neither saying anything, unspoken tension rising until Zoro finally moved.

Or more accurately, pulled on Sanji's hand until he stumbled forward, nearly tripping over his own feet and tumbling to the ground.

Catching himself at the last second, Sanji glared at Zoro. "Oi, Marimo, what the fuck are you—"

Before he could finish the sentence, all words were stolen straight from his mouth when warm lips pressed against his own. Sanji's eyes widened in surprise; for a moment, he couldn't even process what was happening, much less react in any way. He simply stood there, letting Zoro kiss him, the hand that had been gripping his wrist releasing its grip to instead slide down Sanji's palm to lace their fingers together.

It was only when Zoro’s tongue ran over his lips that Sanji’s mind caught up. “What are you doing?” he asked, his voice deceivingly level considering the speed at which his heart was racing.

“What do you think?” Zoro said while rolling his good eye. He didn’t move away the slightest bit either and Sanji could feel every word, every breath on his skin, sending shivers down his spine. “If you were going to do it, you should have done it right.” As soon as Zoro finished talking, he leaned forward, closing the distance again.

This time, Sanji didn’t protest.

He returned the kiss easily, a small laugh escaping him as their lips moved against each other with practised ease, his cigarette slipping through his fingers and falling to the ground when Sanji’s hands automatically wrapped around Zoro’s shoulders. He’d have to remember to pick it up later… but right now, all thought escaped him.

The shitty swordsman was the only thing on his mind; the taste, the smell, the feeling of Zoro against him was familiar, warm and comforting, and it was something Sanji would honestly never get tired of. Just like he would never get tired of the butterflies that fluttered in his stomach every time Zoro touched him like this—not that he'd ever admit to there being any butterflies.

Sanji welcomed the hand that soon found its way on his hip, pushing him back and guiding him until his back hit a tree. Sanji gasped at the impact, a curse on his lips that got swallowed by the tongue that slipped past them. Sanji couldn’t say he was complaining.

Not breaking their kiss, Zoro let go of Sanji’s hand to instead reach upward. Seconds later, warm fingers brushed Sanji's cheek; he had to stop himself from moaning when Zoro buried his fingers in his hair, scratching the scalp slightly. 

Zoro was absolutely doing it on purpose, Sanji knew.

When he cracked his eyes open a little to glare at his partner only to see the cheeky glint in Zoro's gaze, Sanji decided it was high time to push back.

He pulled away slightly, just enough for Zoro to let him go, before going straight for Zoro's neck. Weak point for weak point, right?

Sanji relished in the gasp that Zoro couldn't bite back as soon as Sanji started sucking and licking at the skin just below the swordsman's ear.

But that wasn't enough for Sanji.

He let his hands trace the hems of Zoro's coat before finally slipping them inside, running them over the warm skin of his stomach, then his sides, pushing Zoro's coat open more and more.

Every sharp breath Zoro took, every slight tug on his hair… it was all just making him feel hotter, his skin tingling all over.

If they didn't stop soon…

Suddenly, something rustled behind them.

“Fucking seriously?!” Zoro groaned and Sanji could do nothing but agree with the sentiment.

Moving in tandem, both Zoro and Sanji pulled away from each other, Enma leaving its scabbard at an impossible speed while Sanji’s leg shot out, scalding blue flames licking at his foot. It took only a second for all the fucking bunnies who had attacked all at once to fall to the ground, whimpering after the pirates’ joint attack.

A single second… yet even that was enough to completely murder the mood.

Sanji sighed deeply, pulling out a new cigarette and lighting it, taking a long, long drag. Then another and another. Finally, after most of it was gone, he felt the frustration subside. He turned to look at Zoro, who was still standing there with his katana in hand, looking like he was about to slaughter the entire bunny population on this goddamned island.

Sighing again, Sanji took the few steps that separated them now. Closing his hand into a fist, he sharply knocked Zoro over the head. “Let’s go, Marimo. Or the ship will leave without us.”

It took Zoro a moment to move, but then he slowly put Enma away, his face twisted in annoyance as he looked back at Sanji. “You’re making this up to me later.”

“For what, the fucking bunnies? Forget it,” Sanji hissed before he turned around to lead the way back.

“For getting me all worked up for nothing, you ass,” Zoro grumbled and Sanji could only roll his eyes. "You're worse than the damn bunnies—" 

“Not my fault you’re such a horny Marimo. Also—where are you going?” 

Zoro froze at his words, slowly turning around, obviously searching for where the hell Sanji was talking from. Only when their eyes met, did he open his mouth to reply. “To the ship.” He sounded so confident when he said it, too.

Sanji wanted to rip his hair out.

“I’m literally leading the way! What are you, a toddler?!”

“What did you just say?!”

—————

It was almost dark already by the time two animal noses twitched on the decks of the allied pirate ships.

“Captain, Black Leg and Roronoa are back!” Bepo called from the Tang.

At the same time, Chopper rushed off from where he was playing with Usopp and Penguin, jumping onto the Sunny’s railing to look out towards the island, waving one of his hoofed hands at the two. “Sanji! Zoro! You’re late!” He sounded entirely too cute considering the scolding tone in his voice.

“Fucking finally,” Law muttered to himself, prompting Straw Hat and Nico Robin—who were the closest to him—to snicker at his suffering. As if it was his fault that he had been forced to sit there doing nothing for hours.

“Chopper, can you throw us the ladder?” Black Leg called toward the little reindeer who immediately tapped his forehead with his hoof and ran off.

“What, not gonna show off with your Sky Walk?” Zoro asked.

As expected, Black Leg immediately snapped back, “Are you asking me to carry you up there, princess Marimo?”

Law couldn’t help but roll his eyes. These two really couldn’t go five minutes without fighting—or flirting?—awkwardly, could they?

Before the exchange could escalate, Chopper interrupted the starting fight. “Sorry, here you go!” he called as he dropped down the ladder. “By the way, are you holding hands so Zoro doesn’t get lost again?”

Immediately, complete and utter silence settled over the two ships. It was almost as if even the ocean froze in its tracks, the crashing of the waves fading away while eyes went wide and mouths fell open. Holding hands? Those two?

The same two idiots who had been dancing around each other for as long as Law had known them, the same two idiots who kept making their fighting look like foreplay, the same two idiots who had been filling the Thousand Sunny with unbearable sexual tension constantly? Without ever doing anything about it?

Were the innocent, uninvolved people like Law, the people who were forced to watch them… finally free?

The rope ladder creaked, and the sound echoed around the deck like thunder. No one moved, just waiting quietly in a trance until finally, Black Leg’s head poked out from behind the railing. First his hair, then his face.

His red, burning face.

He looked like a tomato with blond hair and if he wasn’t so stunned, Law would have laughed in his face at the sight he made. As it was, he could only follow the Straw Hats’ lead and stare blankly as the man reached the deck, his eyes glued to the floor; he still refused to look at anyone when he muttered something about dinner and all but ran to the kitchen.

“Impossible,” Nami whispered and suddenly, the spell broke.

“Oh my, I can barely believe my eyes! Although I don’t have eyes!” Brook said.

“We’re getting drunk tonight, oh my god! The tension will finally be gone!” Usopp shouted, his fists shooting high into the air with a relieved laugh and everyone else cheered in agreement.

Just then, Zoro hauled himself over the railing. “Oh, shut up,” he snapped, a highly annoyed expression on his face as he glowered at his crewmates one after the other.

“Hey, man. It’s your own fault we’re super happy about it!” Franky shot back, pointing an accusing finger at Zoro, then at the kitchen to indicate Sanji. “It was high time you two got together.”

Zoro rolled his eyes, opening his mouth to growl something back, but Chopper interrupted him.

“What happened? Why is everyone acting so weird?” he asked innocently.

A few glances were exchanged before Penguin oh-so-helpfully explained, “Because someone finally kissed and made up.”

“Eh?” Chopper let out, his face scrunching up in an adorable, confused frown. “But Zoro and Sanji have kissed before…?”

And the heavy silence was back as this time, everyone stared at Chopper in shock.

“What? What?!” the poor reindeer cried, completely panicked, looking around as if begging for answers.

“You’re fucking kidding me,” Usopp groaned, burying his face in his hands in despair. “Are you telling me we’ve been dealing with all this sexual tension even while it was being resolved? Is there no hope for us?!”

Nami, on the other hand, strode over to Zoro, poking at his chest angrily. “Why didn’t you tell us? When did this start? Do you know how much money I have riding on you idiots?!”

“It’s not my fault you bet on stupid shit!” Zoro hissed back, slapping Nami’s hand away. “And it’s not like we were hiding it when none of you asked!”

“Are you listening to this asshole?” Penguin said, strangely frustrated for a man from a completely different pirate crew.

Law raised his eyebrow while shooting Penguin a look. “You bet on this, didn’t you?”

Penguin only shrugged, not even having the decency to look ashamed. “What can I say, I can never resist drama that doesn’t involve me in any way.”

Law sighed. He was surrounded by idiots.

At that, Straw Hat started laughing. The sound was loud and carefree, reverberating around the entire ship and through Law’s chest from where Luffy was leaning against him, sounding like a happy chime that slowly made everyone relax.

Nami threw her arms into the air and huffed before leaving Zoro alone. Usopp let go of a deep breath and shot Zoro one last glare. Nico Robin only chuckled at the crew’s reactions, looking so relaxed the entire time that Law wondered whether she had had an inkling about Zoro and Black Leg’s relationship.

Even Law felt a tug on the corners of his mouth, a smile trying to force its way on his lips.

But then, something else dawned on him.

“Oh my god,” he groaned, his head falling forward until his face was buried in the crook of Luffy’s neck. “I’m never setting foot in the crow’s nest ever again.”

“Why?” Luffy asked.

Law marvelled at his innocence. “Why? Because they definitely fucked in there!”

“Torao, don’t be a baby,” Nami said, and Law could basically hear her eyes rolling.

“Well, excuse me for not wanting to touch anything that anyone might have fucked on,” Law snapped back, not even bothering to look up and simply hoping his voice would convey the disgust he felt.

A beat of silence passed.

“Torao…” Franky started slowly. “Luffy’s literally sitting on your lap right now.”

“I don’t see your point,” Law muttered back.

Law felt Luffy nod in agreement. “Yeah, we’re not fucking anywhe—mmmfff!”

“Not one more word in front of Chopper,” Nico Robin said firmly, a clear threat in her voice.

“Nico-ya, he’s a doctor. I’m pretty sure he knows how this—” Suddenly, a bodiless hand slapped over his mouth, probably in the same fashion as it did over Luffy’s.

“I don’t care. Not. One. Word.”

Oh, for fuck’s sake…

When Law finally looked up to give her an unimpressed stare, he startled at the glare she was giving him. Suddenly, he remembered who she was—Nico Robin, the Demon Child; someone who had been on the run from the entire world all alone for twenty years. This was a woman who had definitely killed before… and who certainly didn’t look like she was above murder now.

Law was ashamed to admit he was too scared to protest her demands right then.

Thankfully, before anyone else could notice how he froze in fear, a loud yawn attracted everyone’s attention. “If we’re done here, I’m going to take a nap.” Zoro announced, then took a step forward.

Immediately, Nami, Usopp, and Penguin turned to him, identical sharp, positively greedy looks in their eyes.

“Not before we find out who won that bet, you don’t!”

#one piece #zosan #zoro #roronoa zoro #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #opfanfic #zosan fanfic #minor lawlu becausse i have not self control #canonverse #fluff #fluff and humor #humor #bickering #zine stuff #zosan zine #zosan au zine #katie pretends to fic #i had a lot of fun with this one even though i struggled with the making out after only writing ace lawlu for two years straight xD

[bloominshroom]

how would the straw-hats react to being at a theme park?

I went to a theme park today, and all throughout the day, I kept wondering, "How would **insert character** react on these rides?"

I can't write a fanfic, so instead, I'm letting my brain rot out in an alternate format.

part 1! luffy, ussop and zoro. I'll make a part two if sone people like this lol.

set in a modern world, no devil fruits, etc...

LUFFY: When the crew entered the theme park, they were intimidated by the roller-coasters except for Luffy. He ran around and screamed, "I'm gonna ride them all!"

Kept the straw hat on in every ride (He managed to sneak it in)

Then he proceeded to sit in the front seat of the most HORRIFC, MIND BENDING, and TEAR JERKING ride of all time and laughed while waving his hands around in the air. Straight after, he'd ask to go on a second time and attempted to cut through the line.

Zoro got forced into riding everything with him because the rest chickened out, and he had to abide by "Captain's Order's."

When it's lunchtime, Nami managed to pester Sanji to treat everyone, and Luffy ordered the biggest meal on the menu. Ussop and Chopper suggested sharing with Luffy to lessen the payload until Luffy ate it all before he even made it back to the table. (Luffy received a very harsh disciplining after...)

He thought the mascots were real and bought merchandise for every single one. (He owes Nami 5,000 Berry x 300%)

USSOP: Talks big before entering the park and instantly shuts up as soon as he sees any coaster.

"I've ridden 1000 rides before!" Yet when Luffy asked him to go on a kids ride, Ussop's screaming is all you could hear. Ussop hugged Luffy the entire ride while closing his eyes.

After the ride, he yelled, "The great captain Ussop does it again!" Continuing to brag about how he "wasn't scared at all."

He was the bag holder. A proud one, in fact, he called himself "The BEST Bag Holder, Captain USSOP!"

The kids are afraid of him. They think he's crazy.

He also thinks the mascots are real and bonds with Luffy over them. Luffy and him bought matching mascot bunny ears.

During lunch, I'd imagine Luffy, Ussop, and Chopper to be like that "stop chewing so loud" audio. Chopper smacks his lips like crazy and Ussop gets so pissed he's tempted to slam aioli in his face.

But Luffy could and WOULD fold Ussop like a chip bag just to protect Chopper.

ZORO: Luffy dragged him onto a roller-coaster before he could even register where he was at. He pretends to chill the whole ride, but deep down, he's screaming on the inside.

He fell asleep on the kids rides and the children thought he died.

Goes to the merchandise stores to find anything sharp, like keys or fake prop swords. He added them to his "collection."

Won every rigged carnival game and ended up bringing home 20 different large plushies.

He got lost in the crowd after a show/parade and had to be pulled out by Nami or Sanji. Also got lost in ride waiting lines and somehow found a way to get to the ride exit instead.

He had the goofiest ride photos. Either his face was completely pulled back by air, or his eyes were squinted as his mouth made a kiss face.

and that's all! thanks for reading. I'll make a 2nd part soon :)

#one piece #monkey d luffy #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #fanfiction #scenarios #headcanon #straw hat pirates #straw hat luffy #straw hat nami #ussop #black leg sanji #shroom headcanons

[gojoest]

If you're ok w it, can you write headcanons for Zoro, Sanji and Mihawk for a reader that is the stereotypical comic relief character?

Their reader is someone who is clumsy, who's seen as "useless" and is very dumb?

Feel free to ignore this if you don't wanna do it :)

a/n: featuring zoro, sanji & mihawk, gn!reader, fluff, a very tiny spoiler about pica in dressrosa, hints about sanji's past but spoiler free

wc: 1.2k

ꕤ ZORO

He looks at Usopp. Then he looks back at you and thinks: ‘Are they siblings or what?!’

In the beginning he thinks you’re a complete mess especially because you’re always so prone to getting yourself in trouble and whenever he tries to get you out of one, you effortlessly manage to complicate the situation and make his mission ten times harder. And even then, you act like you’re immune to dying by cracking the most unnecessary jokes and be all chill about your life being at stake. (Remember how Luffy kept laughing at Pica’s voice which made the latter super pissed … That’s what I’m talking about.)

Your goofy nature kind of works in his favor though. We all know that Zoro always keeps his cool when faced with danger. But when it comes to you, he somehow tends to freak out internally, even though he never shows it on the outside. So, the fact that you’re able to lighten the mood by poking fun of the situation makes him feel relieved and gives him a further confidence boost that he can handle this.

Expect some pissed off Zoro after you guys reunite who’ll sulk in a cute way and give petty comebacks to anything you say. Him being all pouty is honestly adorable. That’s just how he shows he cares because despite his initial impression on you, after a while you start growing on him. There’s something about your airy personality that draws him in and he always catches himself snorting at your silly jokes and behavior.

Often times when he’s on his usual napping spot on the deck, he just closes his eyes pretending to be asleep while actually he’s just listening to you banter with his crewmates around the ship. The content on his face and that soft smile forming on his lips definitely don’t go unnoticed by Robin. She’s aware of his little crush on you.

If by any chance you’re insecure because you feel like you don’t contribute with anything during fights, he’ll comfort you by confronting you. He’s definitely not the type to sugar-coat his words so he’ll just tell you that you come up with good solutions but you’re terrible at executing them. And that’s why he’s there. Leave execution to him. Literally.

ꕤ SANJI

He’s your biggest fan. Period. Change my mind.

You can tell him the same joke six times in a row and he will still laugh at it wholeheartedly, like that’s how keen on you he is. Compared to Zoro and Mihawk he openly expresses his attraction towards you – he’s all heart eyes and swooning over you 24/7 because you’re his ray of sunshine and he’s genuinely invested in every little thing you say and do, no matter how ridiculous it might be. He supports you big time and always encourages you to be yourself and be proud of the unique person you are. But…

You’re not allowed to cook in his kitchen. Or cook at all. Because first, you’re clumsy and nobody wants to eat raw scrambled eggs with the shells off the floor and walls. And second, as we all know, wasting food like that is a huge no for him. Well, if you end up cooking something for Sanji, he will literally cry because he’ll feel so touched and happy, and will definitely lick the plate clean no matter how terrible the dish looks and tastes. (He’s a man with good manners after all. But please don’t do that to him.)

There was this one time when you and Zoro got lost on your way back to the ship and Sanji got super jealous. Like why would you go and get lost SPECIFICALLY with that marimo?!?! His words, not mine.

Sanji gets extremely furious and physical when someone calls you dumb, useless or good-for-nothing in an insulting manner. He will aggressively defend you even if you don’t seem to be offended by such words and just smile it off. And by aggressively defending I mean kicking ass until they come crawling back and apologize to you from the distance Sanji sent them flying to with a single leg kick.

He knows what it feels like and how lonely it is to be looked down on and considered a failure and the last thing he wants is for you to go through that. And he’s there to prevent it from happening.

ꕤ MIHAWK

At first, he is confused as to why he finds you to be so interesting…

Especially when you confidently challenge the baboons to a fight only to end up running a marathon before you hide behind his back, all panting and out of breath, mumbling angrily that one vs so many isn’t a fair play. Even though he’s a bit puzzled, he finds that quite funny actually. You don’t get to see the smile he cracks as you’re still standing behind him.

Most of the time his face is basically expressionless. Even when you’re in your usual high spirits and joke around, his face expression stays blank. Which makes you think he’s not very fond of you at first and you can’t really tell whether he’s irritated or just indifferent.

But after a while of being around him, you get to realize that he just has a calm face no matter what and his emotions don’t go up and down like a roller coaster. This man just needs stronger emotions to get a reaction out of him. Like you challenging the baboons but failing miserably. He will never forget that; it makes him smile every time he looks back at that day. So, now it’s your personal goal to make Mihawk laugh until his cheeks hurt. If possible, without having to challenge the baboons again. That’s plan B. In case nothing else works.

It takes a while before he starts being more open about expressing his attraction towards you. And still, he doesn’t voice it out loud but rather hints about it with little signs like serving you the better cut of the steak or when he pours himself a glass of wine, he pours one for you, too, and refills it as many times as needed without you having to even ask. It’s always the little things with him…

Even though he doesn’t laugh out loud at your jokes and bubbly behavior, your presence alone never fails to make his expression go softer. So, when he sees you looking out the window, visibly upset about something, he instantly feels a knot form in his chest because it’s the first time he’s ever seen you so down. He doesn’t waste a second and quickly approaches you.

‘What’s the matter, Y/N?’

‘Be honest. Do you think I’m useless?’

‘When fighting the baboons – yes. But otherwise – no. Where’s that coming from?’

‘Ha-ha. You suck at being funny…’

‘Tell me, Y/N.’

‘Well… Today Perona told me I was useless and that all I ever do is just run my mouth and get myself in trouble. And maybe she’s right.’

‘She’s not. You make me smile. A lot. Do you think that’s useless?’, he says with a smile.

The answer is simple. Because he only smiles when he really means it.

#ai.writes #one piece headcanons #one piece x reader #one piece x you #one piece x y/n #one piece drabbles #roronoa zoro headcanons #roronoa zoro x reader #roronoa zoro x you #roronoa zoro x y/n #zoro headcanons #zoro x reader #zoro x you #zoro x y/n #sanji headcanons #sanji x reader #sanji x you #sanji x y/n #mihawk headcanons #mihawk x reader #mihawk x you #mihawk x y/n #dracule mihawk x reader

[frankencanon]

Honestly, Zoro could be revealed to be from the Grand Line or the New World and I would not even be surprised...

Zoro is absolutely the kind of person who would accidentally wander off and then proceed to get so lost that he winds up in a different sea altogether.

Can you imagine if the Straw Hats went to the next island and the people immediately recognize Zoro on the docks?

People calling out his name and saying, "Where have you been?!"

And the other Straw Hats are like, "You're from the Grand Line?!"

And Zoro's just, "I'm from the Grand Line?!"

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Or, alternatively:

Zoro is convinced that — rather than him being from the Grand Line — Nami must've somehow managed to accidentally navigate them all the way back to the East Blue, and it's the Straw Hats who are now lost.

#roronoa zoro #one piece #op #headcanon #op fanfic #honestly i'm convinced that there's gotta be SOMETHING more to zoro's backstory... #idc how unrealistic it is #zoro's backstory/joining the crew cannot be like one episode long #most of the other characters all got entire arcs #and the one's that didn't just got it later on #nami and robin seemed to join easily at first only to get their backstory later on when they tried to leave and luffy dragged them back #similar thing with sanji though he had a bit more backstory in the beginning #even brook got the laboon reveal a bit later #idk man im convinced (hopeful) that zoro's gunna get more #it's just too weird #zoro's got plotholes man #you're telling me this random kid was just running around challenging dojos? bullshit #how did he end up in the village? how long had been running around by himself? #why was he challenging dojos? #where are his parents? #WHY WAS HE SO DIRTY #i'm like 99% certain he was homeless #how did he wind up in that position? #a homeless possibly orphaned child running around challenging dojos??????? #sus. #most homeless orphaned children will run around trying to get a job or stealing food #not challenging dojos????? #how was he getting money to eat #what was he eating #and why was he more preoccupied with challenging ppl to duels rather than SURVIVING????

[nekomacheercaptain]

Day 28: Dracule Mihawk x fem! reader

Mihawk doesn't like change and people, so when Perona and Zoro came along and ruined his peaceful life with you, he couldn't help but grow frustrated...

Word count: 1,5K

Content: begging, fingering, female reader, slightly jealous! Mihawk

Mihawk was tired of the ghost girl hogging your time and the insistent green-haired boy begging to be trained. Couldn't they have landed on another island with an abandoned castle?

Mihawk’s mornings started with planting a soft kiss on your forehead, a small smile reserved only for you gracing his lips when he saw your beautiful form sleep so peacefully in his arms. Well, that was how his mornings usually had started. Until they showed up, those two brats haunting his castle, disturbing his precious routine. Disturbing his precious time with you, stealing you away from him, leaving him to make breakfast, dinner, and supper in pitiful silence on his own, while listening to your sweet laugh shared between those two kids. A laugh that used to be reserved only for him.

Well, Mihawk is anything but a fool, and if they were stealing you away from him inside of the castle, he just had to force you outside with him, discovering the forest. Until the forest got haunted too, shadows looming over the swordsman wherever he went with you.

The frustration quickly became a sexual one, having lost the privilege of devouring and ravishing your body whenever and wherever he desired after the surprise guests fell on the island. All he could do was look at you from afar, eyes watching your curves as you walked away from him, cheerfully engaging in conversation with your two new friends. Of course the pair grew on him, but he would never forgive them for disturbing his perfect peaceful life with you.

Whenever he had you behind locked doors, a certain directionally challenged swordsman somehow found the only bedroom he was not allowed to enter, and the nosy ghost girl flew through the walls as she wished. And bless you, only laughing it off with a small ‘Don’t worry, there’s always a next time, dear’.

And curse him, wanting nothing more than to have you writhe beneath him as you gushed around his cock, screaming his name in wild passion. But how was he supposed to when he never got the chance to have you alone?

And as if his silent prayers had been heard, the ghost girl managed to convince the swordsman to join her on a small trip around the island, promising to be back before midnight. And he wanted to tell them to not return, and that there was definitely no need to rush.

Be gone as long as you can! Never return!

But he just nodded their way as they left, his hand firm on your back, and the heat beneath his palm had him throbbing in his pants. After closing and locking the castle door, your husband’s lips enveloped yours in an unfamiliar desperate manner, stealing your air while pressing you against the door.

“Do you know how long I’ve been waiting to have you all by myself?” his lips hovered teasingly above yours as he spoke with a low voice, large hands snaking beneath your shirt to cup your breasts, delighted to feel you were bare, “How long I’ve had to watch you entertain those brats, neglecting your own husband?”.

Those were just tiny stretches of the truth, he of course did not expect you to lay before him at his orders only, but the whimper you exhaled at his words is what he wanted. He wanted to get you needy and worked up for him, and why not let you know what you had missed out on? Show you what he had been missing.

Not giving you time for an answer his lips pushed back against yours in an aggressive kiss, and it was so unlike him. His usual languid, soft movements long gone, your knees buckling beneath you. The swordsman noticed, parting your legs with his knee, feeling the heat of your core on his thigh even between the layers parting you.

By pressing harder against you he elicited a small whimper from you against his mouth, and what a delicious sound he had been deprived of.

“Will you allow me to be selfish to make up for lost time, mi amor?” he murmured against your lips, hands falling down, ready to unbutton your pants. But he had to make sure you wanted him as well, a sigh of gratitude pressed into your mouth at your eager nods, a small moan of his name rushing blood to his cock throbbing at the anticipation of soon being buried deep inside of you.

Expert nimble fingers swiftly rid of their hurdles before they’re pressing against your warm folds, teasing the ridge of your slick entrance, drinking in the sweet noises you made for him while pushing his middle finger into you, running his thumb over your bare nipple.

His lips released yours, only for you to realize you had held your breath, “So wet for me already?” he smirked against your cheek as he went lower, chasing the sweet taste of your skin until his lips met your neck, pressing his digit against your ribbed walls, feeling your pulse beat faster against his mouth worshipping your neck. Mihawk couldn’t help but curl his finger, pushing against the spongy spot behind your clit, to hear your voice sing so wonderfully for him, he decided to add another, feeling your lips stretch around his digits, your velvety walls hugging him tightly.

“Oh god, Mihawk!” your exclamation made his heart beat faster, as well as starting a rough rhythm with his fingers, pumping in and out of your pushy followed by loud squelching that had the tip of your ears heat up.

“Say my name, dear, as loudly as you want,” he murmured into your neck, kissing harshly on your skin, already excited to see the marks he’d leave on your body, “for me, please?” he exhaled the last part with a hint of rare desperation, almost a whine. Almost.

And how could you not, with your husband’s passionate wish to please you, to prepare you? And he groaned when you chanted his name as his fingers scissored you open, preparing you to take his neglected cock. But not after having you pulse around his digits fucking into you, slick running down his fingers, his palm suddenly rubbing your clit, eliciting a desperate gasp of air from your lungs.

“You sound divine, mi amor,” he smiled into your skin, before sinking his teeth into your skin, not hard enough to draw blood. But enough to have your hands wrap around his neck to claw at his flesh. And oh he had missed your gracious marks decorating his back, “Do you know what you do to me?”.

“No-no, dear,” you answered him with breathy moans, too focused on his long, thick fingers fucking your puffy cunt to fully pay attention.

“You drive me crazy, I lose all sense of morality because of you, mi amor,,” he confessed, his breath fanning over your newly created hickeys, “I owe you an apology for the shameless woman you have become in my thoughts,” and he continued, his fingers pumping faster, curling against the spot that promised you the universe, “all the dirty things I have wanted to do just because of those damn brats stealing your time away from me”.

Jealousy. The world’s strongest swordsman confessed a weakness, something he wasn’t supposed to have. But of course, it was you. Beautiful, gorgeous, humorous, kind - you, perfect you, the one that came in his life of a hurricane until he met you, the one that got him grounded. The only person in this world that provided light in his darkness.

“So please cum for me, darling, please show me that I am still what you need,” and he moved away from your neck to look at you, his intense eyes softening as they locked with yours, seeing they were glossy from his actions, “that I am what you want”.

And his wish was your command, no longer able to hold back at his words nor ministrations, your pussy convulsing and clamping hard around his digits as they kept fucking you through your high. And he adored the sight of your smile as you shook against him, eyes rolling to the back of your head, loud and beautiful moans consisting of slurring of his name and praise. He watched your blissful face intently and smiled when he saw you came back.

“You’re so beautiful, mi amor,” a small and quick kiss could be felt against your lips, before his fingers pulled out of you with a nasty squelch, and your eyes widened when he brought them to his lips and cleaned off your juices, before stroking your cheek with his thumb. “you always are”.

And no matter how many times you looked away when he complimented you, not taking him seriously, you would always be the most beautiful and enchanting creature in this world. As if you could be anything but.

@hooliescorner informed me we have been moots for 50 days, so it turned out nicely that this day is her lovely husband's day!!!!! Thank you for reading and hope you enjoyed it!

#dracule mihawk #mihawk x reader #mihawk #one piece x reader #one piece #sinful #my work #kinktober 2022 #dracule mihawk x reader #x reader

[writing-funsies]

OP characters as besties p.2

p.1 | p.2 | p.3 | p.4 | p.5

characters: Zoro, Chopper, Nami

warnings: none

notes: all platonic hc's

Zoro

you train together

nap together

drink together

and antagonize that perverted cook together

the two of you are always competing to see who's stronger

Zoro wins every time

but you say he actually lost because you're way cooler

how are you cooler?

because you can walk in a straight line and not get lost

a short fight follows your teasing

you two share one brain cell

and somehow he ended up pawning it off to Nami because he owed her money

which means no matter how hard you try

your plans always lack common sense

you jump right into the most drastic option

without a second thought

though, there's hardly ever a first thought

(like Zoro's big plan when facing Mr. 3)

Zoro isn't a particularly friendly-looking person

so when you're walking around on a new island

either everyone approaches you

or you use him for Scary Dog Privileges™

you try to make him carry the things you buy

and sometimes he will

but most of the time he refuses to

if you trick him into carrying your stuff

he's gonna be real angry

which makes him look even scarier

and means you can walk around with no interruptions

he's got your back

and you've got his

7/10 

he pushes you to be better, to be stronger

but will 100% get lost and blame it on you

Chopper

if you want to learn about medicine

he will explain it to you in the easiest way to understand

he loves to sleep on your lap

and thinks you're so cool

fusses at you if you train too hard

or if you get seriously injured

doesn't like it if you pull too many pranks on him

(like jumping out of a closet wearing a scary mask)

but will forgive you if you shower him in compliments

if he sees something that he thinks you'll like

he'll get it for you if he can

you two have long talks about his past 

he tells you all about living on Drum Island

and Doctorine

and Doctor Hiriluk

when you play hide and seek

he always loses

but if you play tag

he always wins

shares his food with you

possibly the best at being a hype-man

he just compliments you in the sweetest ways without meaning to 

like an offhanded remark about how you smell the best

or that he couldn't have imagined a best friend as amazing as you

if you call him a raccoon

at first, he'll be confused

huh, what do you mean y/n? did you hit your head?

but if you continue to refer to him as one

he'll yell at you

I'm a reindeer! a reindeer, damn it!

10/10

reliable and sweet

but won't go with you through a haunted house

Nami

charges you a million berries before letting you take on the title as her best friend

it's a revered position

and she can't have just anyone claiming that spot

she won't charge you any interest on the payment though

(that's the perk of being her bestie)

okay but when you two go shopping together

she always manages to talk down the price

definitely the best person to spend money with

Nami enjoys a more luxurious lifestyle

so expect to be dining and shopping in high-priced areas

your poor wallet would be empty after an hour

Sanji makes you and Nami and Robin only the finest of treats

either the cook is absolutely devastated by how close you are with Nami

or he worships you just as much

Nami doesn't let anyone scam you or harm you

there's no pulling any fast ones over on her

which means you're also immune

she will get annoyed if you contribute to a mess that she has to clean up

but she can't stay mad at you

teaches you about navigation

it's her life's passion

so you pick up a lot of tips and tricks on how to accurately gauge the weather

and how to properly chart a topographical map of islands

you also learn how to take care of the tangerines from her home

she's fiesty

but she does care

so if you get into a spot of trouble

she'll be right there to help you out

8/10

loyal and smart

but will give you a bill at the end of the month for eating her tangerines

#one piece headcanons #one piece #one piece x y/n #one piece imagines #one piece x reader #straw hat pirates #zoro #zoro x reader #roronoa zoro #nami x reader #nami #cat burglar nami #chopper #tony tony chopper

[trashland-llamas]

Red Bottoms

Strawhats + whether I think they can successfully walk in heels

You'd think Sanji would be good at walking in heels seeing as his fight style is legs for days. But instead, man is wobbling in them like he's Bambi's cousin. If another strawhat is around, he'll try and use them for balance. Glad that he gets to act the damsel for once. He does incorporates them into fighting after he gets the hang of it and finds out it inflicts more damage.

For Zoro, it's oddly a skill he didn't know he had. Got coerced into trying heels to win a drunk bet. Whoever lost had to buy the next round. Views it as walking on tiny swords. He still prefers his boots but you'll sometimes spot him wearing a pair. Especially if the situation calls for reconnaissance, and he has to genderbend himself. Prefers blocky heels over stilettos.

Luffy's fallen multiple times, the rest of the strawhats surprised he hasn't injured himself. Is worse than Sanji, like his feet are twisted in on themselves. Where the foot has caved in on itself, falling to the side, but he's still able to stand somehow. Takes all of the other strawhats begging him to take off the shoes before he finally does. Which takes a shorter amount of time than what it took to get them on.

Who do you think loaned them shoes, besides Nami? The other three further indebted each time they manage to break a heel. Purposely letting them use the heels that have worn down the most. Or ones she doesn't like. Knowing the price of each and every pair. Having spent so much time on the open water together, they don't even think to ask if she acquired them legally. The answer already implied.

#opla #one piece live action #one piece #sanji vinsmoke #zoro roronoa #nami #monkey d. luffy #opla headcanons #headcanons #straw hat pirates #straw hat crew