#i know day 1 is gone

[achaotichuman]

Tamlin and his brothers

This is an analysis of Tamlin's relationship with his lost brothers. For Day 1- Prompt: Heir of Spring

Tamlin's brothers are two unnamed characters that we see very little of, but here is what we know from mentions of them.

Both of them are older than Tamlin.

They are cruel and belittling towards him, in a similar manner the Vanserra brothers are cruel towards Lucien.

Both of them wanted for the throne, enough that Tamlin knew if he took on the High lord's power, they would kill him.

They went along with their father to kill Rhysand's sister and mother. In revenge, Rhysand melted both their brains in their skulls.

That is about all we know of them, and they are never otherwise mentioned.

It is very interesting when we talk about these two characters, for simplicity I will refer to them as the names I gave them in my fiction A Court of Song and Desolation, Baile (the eldest) and Aletris (the middle).

When the reader thinks of Baile and Aletris it is a never in a good light. In the first book it is because it is implied they were cruel towards Tamlin, and in the following book it is because they helped in murdering Rhysand's family.

What I think is an important detail in this respect is that Baile and Aletris never have any specific abusive/cruel act tied to them. Everything they do is an extension of their father, whom I will refer to as Elvin (also from my fiction).

Elvin is the one who was said to be worse than Beron himself, whom we know actively tortures his eldest child. Elvin is the one who is specifically said to have abused Tamlin, taken him and introduced him to Amarantha, and was the one who orchestrated the killing of Rhysand's family.

Baile and Aletris are only said to have been complicit in the abuse and murders. They weren't the ones who started it.

We also know that Tamlin was favored by his mother, and in Lucien's case, we know that favoritism from his mother caused Lucien's brothers to resent him. The same can be said for Tamlin.

As the youngest and their mother's favorite. There was some subconscious resentment towards Tamlin already, which would have fueled their dislike for him.

So, now to what you're probably thinking. Chaotic, why are you listing all this about two unnamed characters who are spoken of like twice in the books?

Because I believe that Tamlin's relationship with his brothers runs deeper than what we are led to believe it is.

(Too note, I do not believe SJM will actually plan anything out in regards to Tamlin's past relationships, these are my personal theories)

Tamlin ran for the War Camps the second he could to escape his abusive situation. As the youngest and the third spare son, he has more freedom than that of his elder brothers. As they are more likely to inherit the throne. Especially Baile, as the eldest.

Like we know with Eris, he is willing to put on a mask of pure cruelty, even to Lucien whom we know he has a weak spot for.

I think it is similar with Baile, and Aletris.

We don't know what happened in the Spring Court manor when Tamlin wasn't present, we barely know what happens when he is there.

We don't know if Elvin tortured Baile and Aletris. We do know he mistreated his wife and abused all his sons. Possibly Baile the worst, as the eldest of Spring.

Which leads me to wonder if their relationship was always so cruel. Could it possibly have been tender but soured with time? Did Baile and Aletris actually want to go with Elvin to kill Rhysand's family, or were they forced too? Was their cruelty for their own sadistic pleasure or out of built up trauma and eventually blowing up?

Imagine, times when Tamlin was a small child and Baile letting him try to put on his armor and barely being able to pick up the breastplate. Baile putting his helmet on Tamlin's head and Tamlin falling over from the weight of it, laughing.

Times where Aletris taught Tamlin to climb trees effortlessly. Knowing where to put his foot and how to pull himself up. Showing him how to get up to the secret treehouses he and Baile built when they were younger.

Times where Elvin was on a rage, and Baile, Aletris, Tamlin and their mother hid in a closet, trying to wait for the storm to calm. Baile and Aletris exchanging stupid jokes and made-up funny stories to make their little brother laugh and cheer up their mother.

Times where Aletris and Baile taught Tamlin sword fighting, how to hone his fighting abilities and how to tame the feral beast he had. How to use his wild side to his advantage.

Times where Baile ruffled Tamlin's hair and called him "Feral kid.

Times where Aletris picked up and threw Tamlin over his shoulder whenever he came back from the war camps to prove he could still pick him up like when he was a baby.

Times when they would all sit on the rooftop and watch the stars, dreaming of a time when none of them had the responsibilities they had, and simply lived as peasants tending to their own personal lives.

Times when tenderness abounded, and they still had softness between them.

Before it was choked out by times when Baile would snap and rage like their father, and Tamlin would hide.

By times, when Aletris would throw things and they would shatter and cut his youngest brother.

By times when they would make fun of him relentlessly until he was sobbing. Insulting everything about him until he broke.

By times when their father beat him and they did nothing but watch with cruel laughing eyes.

By times that were bitter and cold and hateful, that overshadowed the good times they once had.

I think Tamlin and his brothers have a deep, complicated relationship. I think it would be reflected in his grieving, from going from hating them so ruthlessly and glad that they are dead.

To seeing their names engraved into the trunks of trees and breaking down into sobs about their death.

To seeing the scars still their from their abuse.

To seeing the armor that Baile left him.

To remembering the hateful words that he still carries.

To remembering the stories Baile and Aletris made up in that closet.

Their story is messy, frustrating, miserable. It's also tender, comforting and warm.

It will never get closure, because they died before Tamlin could even try to reconcile with them. The chapter will never close and Tamlin will always be left with the grief of losing his siblings.

The blood of the covenant may run thicker than the water of the womb. But nothing will ever feel the aching emptiness of Tamlin's lost sibling love.

@tamlinweek

#acotar #pro tamlin #tamlin #tamlin's brothers #tamlinweek2024 #tamlinweek #acotar moodboard #acotar rant #acotar critical analysis #acotar au #acotar headcanons #day 1- prompt: heir of spring #i know day 1 is gone #but i just came up with this idea

[ryllen]

this PSA is brought to u, by first year farmer ・゚ *✧

#fsds just kidding i love how welcoming robin was too; even offering table with her family during the stardew valley eve #but no red carpet can be more welcoming than local grandma who smells like flowers and cookies and take u as her grandchild from day 1 #i thought linus was sketchy at first but then i almost cry because he is the only one drag me back home when i am dying in mine alone #with no one knowing or care where am i #sdv #stardew valley #sdv evelyn #sdv farmer #stardew evelyn #stardew farmer #stardew valley evelyn #stardew valley farmer #fanart #surely it was sketchy at first the way ur money and things are gone #but after knowing linus u get to trust him that he was sincere helping u #it really was like this homeless man cares for me more than anyone in this village #*tho reasonable bcs he's the only one actively foraging for things to live & coincidentally u are one of the thing he found #but i can imagine by the way i was playing; first few months arriving at the valley farmer just keep spending time sitting beside linus #contemplating about life #like second homeless person in the valley #if there's a popularity poll for stardew villagers; evelyn should be top number 1 no discussion #for someone who started stardew valley without any interest of the bachelor/rettes this is how i feel

[help-im-a-gay-fish]

Darkcream week 2024 day 1: Eclipse

AND WE'RE BACK BABY!!

And this is dramatic, lol. It's based on a tarot card design. I have no idea what the context of the scene was I just thought it was a cool design.

Soooo ta-da?

Hope you enjoy

Original shattered dream belongs to galacii

Original cross jakei95

Original Dream by jokublog

Dark cream week by @zu-is-here

#undertale au #my art #undertale multiverse #shipping #sansest #sanscest #cross x dream #dream x cross #dark cream #xunshine #darkxunshine #darkcream #dark cream week #dark cream week 2024 #day 1 #woooooop #ive been gone i long time #ans i know i havw to do the contest #im sorry #its been a rough few months #im fineeee #but i havent really had time for tumblr #just want this school year to be overr #but im happy with dcw #so i hope you guys will be

[gwinwe]

oh gus we're really in it now (btw this is available as a print!)

#moon knight #steven grant #marvel cinematic universe #i know im like 1 year late to this but i cant stop thinking about him #oscar isaac #moon knight fanart #my art #so ready for this to flop but this is a passion piece ok #and yeah the reflection is off. ive been drawing this for 2 days ive gone insane i do not care anymore #marc spector #he's there in the reflection guys i swear #mcu

[writer-room]

Hey. The Finders have no idea that Bonzle was captured. Fritz and Spitz are still waiting, playing video games in the Monastery, for Cole to bring their sister out of hiding now that the blood moon is over. Geo is still sitting by the window, watching and waiting for a dragon on the horizon to return his kid safe and sound. Cole took a very unsure Bonzle, assured them all everything would be okay, and they'd be back soon. He promised he'd find a way to protect her.

Don't think about how they'll smile when Cole finally trudges back, happy to know he's okay. Especially don't think about the Finders stopping, looking out over the group, and how Cole can't look them in the eyes when they turn to him and ask; where's Bonzle?

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #dragons rising #bonzle #finders #cole #cole brookstone #geo #fritz #spitz #text post #angst #talk #LISTEN TO ME #COLE LOST 2 WHOLE FAMILY MEMBERS DURING THAT BLOOD MOON #HES GOING TO NOT BE OKAY!!!!!!! HES DOING SO BAD #mans is a FATHER and he PROMISED he'd keep his kid safe. he promised it to the OTHERS #and hes going to have to walk back up those steps and admit to being a LIAR and a FAILURE #hes not obviously sht just went sideways but you KNOW he blames himself #geo very worriedly stayed behind w fritz & spitz FULLY TRUSTING that cole would keep bonzle safe & bring her back #he loves him so much (in a gay way. u know it to be true) so he trusts him IMPLICITLY to keep them safe. hes done it before #can you imagine the HORROR when cole comes back and hes...alone. with no one else but the other ninja (minus 1) #geo realizing what happened before the kids. the way everything just freezes and drops. cole curled so tight in on himself #and cole cant say hes sorry because he cant even look at them. he lost family hes had for over a decade & a kid he claimed his own for year #you saw how he was w child wu. you saw how desperate he was to keep bonzle safe. AND KAI IS GONE TOO??? #homeboy is having the literal worst day ever. imagine him trying to tuck fritz & spitz close while on one knee trying to explain it all #and bro jsut feels like hes literally the worst person in the world #something something 'you dont get to stay with the ninja & be happy. i tried to protect you from what hurt me as a kid' #'and instead your right in the thick of it'

[shurisneakers]

hughie watching annie stand up to soldier boy when everyone is knocked down, knowing he has the temp v and the ability to step in to finally save her for once in what could have been a weak ending to a season long arc but instead ENABLING her to be the strongest version of herself by turning up the lights (also in a way, saving her by doing something only he could in that moment) is just. chef's kiss

#it could have been oh look annie here i am to save the day im gonna step in and do it #which also would have hardcore been a show of male savior complex #but instead playing to her strengths and enabling her from a safe distance knowing it had the best chance #this is the only time i have ever gone. GO HUGHIE in the show #we love it when we empower not overpower #the boys #the boys spoilers #what was funny was that it pushed soljackles boy back like. 1 metric foot #and didnt do anything else #but like #good scene overall i like it. picasso #hughie campbell #starlight #annie january

[lokh]

oughh i wanted to do a cute laishuro take on the blu ray extras (what if laios had been eaten instead) but lets be honest. they absolutely would not have made it as far without laios

#they wouldve died. badly. #unfortunately ive lost the link saw it on twitter but i think laios gets knocked unconscious and imagines that it had been him that got ate #and not falin. and falin is the only one to advocate for them going back #but no one wants to go along with her presumably because they dont care for laios that much #(or at least this is laios' perception as this is just his imagination) #but also because she doesnt know as much about monsters and couldnt come up with a good argument for going back in #<- didnt know about prolonged digestion in red dragons and marcille assumed the interval was the same as in humans (1-3 days) #BUT...................... when everyone leaves falin turns back and goes in herself. and laios realises that shes always been that sort #of person and theres no point in ruminating over what could have been. #now. i want to believe that had they known falin would turn back without them. that at the very least shuro would have gone in with her. #theres no way he would have let her go on her own. and frankly i dont think he would have assembled his retainers #to go save laios rip... #marcille would have gone if she had known falin would turn back. and honestly i think she mightve known her well enough to guess this irl #anyways what i was GOING to say was maybe as they venture thru the dungeon shuro gets to learn more about laios thru falins view #maybe they get to know each other more and he opens up more about how he thinks of laios and like. falin is able to explain more about him #diffuse tension and give him a better understanding. like yeah hes still annoyed at him but he has a better view of how laios is #they get close and become better friends but maybe it also helps falin make up her mind and let him down gently............................ #and maybe they go and save laios but the dragon thing still happens to him #and its again a 'you felt like that all along??' situation irt him wanting to be a monster but it turns out ok and they (laishuro) #open up to one another in the end......................... #but. again im gonna be real. they would not have made it that far LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO laios the goat for real

[pebblezone]

💞

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #seras victoria #integra hellsing #sertegra #a #hiiiiiii. we’re not gonna look too deeply about what my brains going through Happy Saturday! #day 1 of trying not to think about fucking that old woman. relapsed. relapsed. r #AAHHHHH I’m normal about them I’m normal. I’m normal. my thoughts are normal. and true. and helpful. and inspiring. and necessary. and kind. #actually no yknow what we can look deeply you know exactly what I’m getting at #you have all been cultivated so that everyone is on the same page and knows my brain inside and out #if all has gone well I will have scheduled this then started actual homework. probably not but let’s hope I’m productive

[svtskneecaps]

i had arin for two days and i'm deeply endeared. i miss him. i miss arin, tails.

#qsmp #qsmp arin #the single only good thing that could come from this if arin does not come back is if luzu (the character) returns #worst case scenario we never see cc!luzu again i will be DEVASTATED #i missed any luzu qsmp streams by like a week i think he canonically passed out RIGHT before i got into qsmp #so the only chance i've rly had since then was purg and that was a mess #i got so damn scared when i heard he was contemplating leaving frrrrr #even if he stands by that i'll be pleased we got these two days bc they really Got Me emotionally #but i'm so deeply intrigued on how the code can evolve now that luzu/arin reappeared and closed the thread that summoned the code to begin #(the codes were first after arin; now they have him; now what?) #and considering etoiles and arin were chatting prison day 1 #and the code and etoiles lore have become intertwined #i'd be curious how arin and the code evolve and if/how that affects etoiles lore #i have full trust in luzu in the kitchen i'd be very interested to see what he could cook up #please return sir 🙏 please #as q!luzu or arin idcccc just don't be gone forever ;-; #(know going forward that if i ever say 'i miss arin' i 100% also mean 'i miss cc!luzu on qsmp' that is always implied; constant subtext) #shut up vic #block game brainrot #listen i'm a big fan of new ingredients shaking up established patterns #etoiles shook up luzu's code lore and luzu returning shook up etoiles' #i'm attaching the beaters and mixing the shit out of this ok i'd like to see this in the blender is that too much to ask #man all these tags and i didn't actually talk abt the character as i see it in real detail? #but like eh without the character history i'm reluctant to rly expound on it just know i am deeply endeared #it gutted me when he got dragged off deadass but was also such a cool moment in terms of character reactions #very very cool thank you luzu thank you qsmp

[carefulfears]

I hate when people dismiss the Phoebe thing as Scully simply having been jealous. She was his best friend first, and she did what any good friend would have

yeah it's pretty reductive, honestly. scully has been very protective of mulder since the pilot; the first 3 episodes of the show are literally her committing to him, holding a man hostage at gunpoint to find him, and cutting ties with her friends who make fun of him.

this was largely her arc in squeeze, after only having known him for a couple of weeks, as she defends him to colton multiple times

and, in the end, concludes that she would rather be “on the side of the victim” with mulder than climb the ladder with her classmates, and tells colton to fuck off the next time he’s rude about her partner

in ghost in the machine, she's disapproving of jerry from the moment they meet, knowing literally nothing about him except that he used to work with mulder

and she instantly recognizes the profile that jerry presents as mulder's work, whispering to him to ask if that's his, to which he replies "forget it, no" and then later fibs and says that jerry apologized for stealing it (once you tell your best friend you can't go back lol)

all of these examples pre-date her behavior in fire, and are episodes where she's put in situations navigating mulder around other men

y'all remember the first time she met krycek and just flat out refused to shake his hand lmao

i touched on this a little bit in my post on fire, but scully really was just so enthralled by him from the very beginning. she grew up on a military base with her navy captain father and two brothers, and her only relationships have been with older men in power.

she instantly is so aligned with mulder and that there's something different in him than she's used to, but she's aware that the openness and softness that she's so drawn to in him makes him more vulnerable, and she's desperate to protect it

in beyond the sea, the very next episode after fire, she screams at boggs that if mulder dies she'll gas him into hell herself, and boggs tells her that he's tasted the afterlife.

that it's a cold and dark place, and mulder's looking in on it now. she replies, "it might be a cold dark place for you, but it's not for mulder"

she knows him, and she's so moved by him and what he wants to do in the world. these are the values that she left medicine to follow.

"jealousy" honestly doesn't even compare to the kind of ferocious protectiveness that she feels towards him from the very start, she really doesn't trust anyone around him for anything. they can't possibly get it like she does, if they treat him that way.

he may not care if people call him names or steal from him or try to make him walk through fire, but he really is just her best friend. and she can't stand it.

#she shares him with the world only reluctantly #literally her found treasure that she wants to hide away in the basement #she is sooo funny about it tho like she truly doesn't fucking play #she's 5 feet tall in heels but she'll fucking kill you #remember when she found out he was just talking to an entomologist and she literally got on an airplane and was there the next day #i literally only talked about season 1 in this post #she does this for 25 years #PLEASE do submit any and all inquiries to speak to him or breathe his air to miss dana scully!! #she really just does feel like no one else GETS it like she's the only one who understands this wonder that she's stumbled across #and also as far as how closed off she is towards his old partners or girlfriends even before meeting them it's just likeee #look at him #you can deduce that his last relationships have not gone well #of course she's super wary from the get go #the man is not the way he is because the people in his life have been kind #and she just reads him and how he's really feeling so lightning fast #she knows when something is getting to him or he's uncomfortable #even when he stays in the situation #anyway #she's soooo perfect #and so are y'all thank you for the ask!! #asks #scully #kae meta

[plantsjustwannahavefun]

What if we get to see Izzy's grooming routine in S2. What if we get to see him button up his vest. Slather pomade all over his hair and comb it into that ridiculous adorable coif. Shave and trim his beard. Put that kravat on and slide the ring back into place with utmost care and sadness.

#I'm picturing a scene in ep. 1 where Izzy's starting his day as usual #but he's just going through the motion #he's standing in front of a mirror #and then we see his eyes #all dull and lifeless #because everything's gone to shit and he knows it #Blackbeard's back but not the way he wanted him to be #actually you know what I don't give a fuck about the narrative justification I just really want to see his morning routine that's all #ofmd #izzy hands #our flag means death

[bmpmp3]

hunter gatherer loid

#art #traditional art #pencil #fanart #spy x family #loid forger #twilight spy x family #i dont know why i gave him the same face he had while punching that one guy in season 1. maybe these pigs made his wife and daughter cry #but this is what he does. this is what a psychiatrist does all day. bond is right #actually loids not much of a hunter gatherer. gatherer yes hunter i dunno. he gathers intel. and groceries #yor can fill in on the hunter part. she could spear a pig easily #actually speaking of which while i was watching s2e2 the other day i was thinking like damn #now i want a bond and yor centric episode. i want them to go on a strange adventure too #bonds gone on adventures with anya and adventure with loid. its yors turn #bond. come with yor. she needs to go kill several people and leave no trace

[buttercupbuck]

“shouldn't it be when you're at your worst, they're at their worst, you have every reason to give up, and you still decide you want to try again?”

[image description: six large gifs of evan buckley and eddie diaz from various episodes of season 5 of 9-1-1.

gif 1: from season 5 episode 4. out on his balcony, buck sits and looks at eddie (offscreen) as eddie says, “you’re the guy who likes to fix things. but maybe this isn’t something you can fix.”

gif 2: from season 5 episode 11. standing in his kitchen, eddie tells buck, “buck, you need to move on.”

gif 3: from season 5 episode 13. offscreen, buck asks, “okay. well, what are you afraid of?” eddie answers, “that i’m never gonna feel normal again.” his face is red and wet with tears.

gif 4: from season 5 episode 14. eddie walks into his dining room, where buck is packing away christopher’s school supplies. buck looks up at him and smiles as he enters.

gif 5: from season 5 episode 14. at the equestrian center, eddie breaks into a small smile as he watches charlie.

gif 6: from season 5 episode 18. buck and eddie work on repairing eddie’s bedroom wall. buck says, “yeah, yeah, i know. i’m the guy that always wants to fix everything.” the camera shifts from buck to eddie as eddie argues, “hey, comes in handy when you have a bunch of holes in your wall.”

/end ID]

#eddie diaz #evan buckley #buck x eddie #buddie #911 on fox #911 fox #9-1-1 #911 #911edit #besties beloveds idk if this makes the most sense or if ive just gone mad a few days into hiatus #but idk. idk! #it's not about buck fixing him and yeehaw he's all cured now #more than it is eddie seeing himself as this almost hopeless cause and not being able to conceptualize another way for him #and eddie maybe not finding himself worth the effort he knows buck would put into him #but for all he pushes buck away buck breaks down his door and meets him with hope and love and support #and eddie lets him! eddie lets himself be loved in this way #and then he gives it back to buck in this moment where he's so sure he's just this nuisance to everyone in his life #like. idk! i literally do not know #alicia edits

[hella1975]

just full force threw a shoe at my sister's face and when my mum got me alone after she was like 'you shouldn't clobber her. but i get it' 😭

#it kicked off today but in my defence she's actually proper in the wrong this time even my DAD called her a bitch and my mum is FUMING #baso my sister came into my work with her mate when i was closing the other day and all the staff GLARED at them bc of aforementioned #close so i was being v chill so everyone 1) knew it was my sister and not some customer coming in late and 2) her friend wouldnt be uncomfy #like that's the real kicker her i was being extra laid back FOR her friend so he'd feel more at ease. and one thing about me is yes ive #said countless times i have a rural accent but my mum also raised me to know when and how to speak nice if need be bc people are cunts here #so when im waitressing i speak nicely bc it's a stuck up restaurant w stuck up customers but when im with my sister? making a point of #being laid back? my normal accent came through. and her mate when i was gone said i sounded 'really [from the county we live in]' #which WOULD NOT BE A COMPLIMENT. it's baso saying 'your sister sounds local and chavy' without using such explosive words #and my sister LET HIM SAY IT. SHE DIDNT DEFEND ME. and she told my mum about it later bc SHE THOUGHT SHE'D TELL ME OFF #LIKE SHE DID IT TO SNITCH. THERE WAS NO SCENARIO WHERE MY SISTER WASNT BEING A CUNT. and my mum hit the ROOF #one thing she's rlly been big on is loyalty bc it's always been the 3 of us so when she found out my sister let him say that she FLIPPED #and this all happened last night and i only found out this morning bc i overheard them screaming at each other and turns out my mum #tried to keep it from me bc she didnt want my feelings hurt and IM pissed bc it actually did hurt more than i thought it would #like i KNOW what people say about my accent but it's a guy i know? my sister's been friends w him for years? i was being nice? #it's EMBARRASSING like i was clueless & friendly and turned around for him to be like 'look at this stupid local girl' like?? #and my sister did NOTHING? it just sucks so i STORMED upstairs when i found out and had it out with my sister #and she knew she was fucked so she did all 'im not talking to you i have nothing to say' AND PUT HER EARPHONES IN? #the way i RIPPED them out. got in her face like okay girl u think i sound like a chav ill act like a chav lets GO #and it just got really aggressive and i wound up grabbing HER OWN SANDAL and full force hurling it at her face 😭 oops #from close range too like i was already in her face so i basically just smacked her with a sandal DSHGJKSH #now we're sat in silence bc alas we still share a room. WHAT the fuck. insane tbh but it's a bit funny. im so angry rn i could KILL #hella goes home

[moonchild-in-blue]

I'm gonna be super real with you guys. I'm extremely sad and frustrated that I will be in London less than 2 weeks away from Exploring Birdsong's one (1) headliner show. Also in London 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

#that other post reminded me of that yet again #i resent my sister for having her graduation this weekend (joking) #why only 1 show. if it was a few days away i could've 100% stayed longer just to see them. But no. #what a dumb thing to be sad about. but you know. It's ✨them✨ #i do really really genuinely like their music. they're soooo overlooked #i would've love to go regardless. and I could've gone as well if i didn't have to be there this weekend #but I can't just make two trips in like. 10 days. i have small moneys #and obviously i can't just stay half of february away #i was hoping they would've announced a few smaller shows as supporting act or smth but no. just that one #life is so unfair (obviously there are much bigger problems and i don't really mean this in a real way) #just. ya know. yeah. #anyways #darya talks to herself

[semi-sketchy]

Playing Splat1 again was such an experience. Like...

This wouldn't have gotten past the filters for Splat2 or 3. Yes I also had a moment where I was like "oh no! I need to help suck dick!" and I about lost it

Also I've legit never run into a hacker in any Splatoon game before (I know, it's nuts) but that streak was finally broken and I couldn't stop laughing.

Sadly no one else seemed interested in just having a squid party cause like...what else are you gonna do at this point. Our fate has been sealed.

#splatoon #splatoon 1 #i think the video gets exponentially more funny when you look at it as just trying to do your job but someone is just going ham #no i haven't spent all day playing splatoon what are you talking about #although if anyone wants to join me in a lobby.... #LOOK WAIT TIMES ARE SO BAD NOWADAYS #I WENT 40 MINUTES TO PLAY 3 RANKED GAMES AND I WANT TO PLAY MORE BEFORE IT'S GONE #and get all the weapons because...I never did that. it's a lot of money #also want to have some footage of it before it's impossible to get it legitimately #i know prentendo will likely keep it playable but if lobby pools are small now imagine what they'll be when you need a modded system