#i love these stupid fucks

[super-nowa-art]

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#one piece #fanart #comic #istg nami is fighting for her life trying not to have an aneurism #then she turns to law thinking he'll be the rational ally she needs #and he is.....also wearing a fake mustache #and the worst thing is??? IT WORKS #luffy is in the tournament like gum gum bitch and everyone still goes oh wow who is this mysterious person #i love these stupid fucks #also omg franky's braids.... slay king go off #it's like 2:30 am i did this in a rush and it looks like hot garbage but honestly idc anymore #we cried ourselves to sleep yesterday the standards are not high right now

[widenero]

for the izadachi nation 💪

#i watched chair car adventure and now they wont leave my head #i love these stupid fucks #izadachi #izanami #persona #persona 4 #persona 4 golden #moel gas station attendant #my art #tohru adachi

[retros-artandstuff]

davekat art

#i love these stupid fucks #yknow i used to be like a hardcore davejohn shipper #and then like recently i got really into davekat and i havent stopped thinking about them since #btw this is my old karkat design #cuz this fanart is like a few weeks old lol #my baddd #but yeah my kk design has changed quite a bit #especially the hair #also i changed their heights like dramatically lmao #but yeah that will be posted in due time ig #ANYWAYS #god my tags get too long for my liking sometimes #i gotta learn to stop yapping istg #ok so #davekat #davekat fanart #dave strider #dave strider fanart #karkat fanart #karkat vantas #karkat #homestuck fanart #homestuck #my art #i should come up with a more clever art tag tbh #ill think about that #digital art #fanart

[ms0milk]

hymn to black water, back soon >:)

#pom.chat #mha #bnha #a hymn to black water #i love these stupid fucks #just kiss already

[optimisticrunawaygalaxy]

This could be us but u playin

#i LOVE these stupid fucks #boobys are beginning to become my new fav bird (lie) #i do love them tho. who decided to give them blue peets

[kavebot]

i cant with this fucking cat, chat

#fanart #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel #cursed cat alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #stupid cat #nifty hazbin hotel #hazbin nifty #hazbin art #i love them so much #get this fucking cat AWAY FROM ME #i need to throw him off a building #affectionately

[incredubious]

way to give a man a heart attack...

#one piece #acesan #portgas d ace #sanji #i need to draw my stupid comic ideas more i Fucking Love dumb shit #if the quality is as dogshit as im seeing right now im going to be on the news

[bleakbluejay]

you motherfuckers have no concept of what "land back" or "decolonize" even mean. you're too busy demonizing entire groups of people, terrified, shitting yourselves, that they'll do even half of the horrors to you that you've done to them for decades or centuries. this shit comes off as hella racist for real. you hate arabs so much. you hate first nations people so much. you hate black people so much. even if you sympathize with them, you can't fucking bear the idea of them gaining freedom, independence, autonomy, safety, because you're so, so scared they'll hurt you back and cause chaos in the streets. these same people who just want to rebuild. who just want to go home. who just want to see their families again. who just want food. who just want medical care. who just want dry, warm shelter. you're so focused on the ideas of colonization, of "us vs. them", of one people displacing the other for a state to exist, that you cannot comprehend coexistence, and your only idea of peace is if an entire group of people were just gone and dead.

grow the fuck up. for the love of GOD, grow the fuck up.

#eli talks #rant #i just watched a video shared by someone i'd been following a while denying the genocide occuring in gaza entirely #are you kidding. are you fucking kidding me. #the video was trying to run with the idea that “from the river to the sea” means jewish people will be expelled from the region #no the fuck it does not you stupid motherfucker that's NOT what decolonization is #anyway. land back. decolonize. from the river to the sea. peace and love on planet earth. #stop razing olive trees. stop scorching the earth. stop bombing hospitals and schools. stop destroying the sea. #if i have to see another palestinian child undergo anesthesia-free amputation im going to start being physically fucking violent #if i have to see another mother with blood on her hands wailing and begging for her child to come back im going to start burning shit #one day all the people of palestine will be free. muslims and jews and christians and all and none. #one day all the people of sudan will be free. all the people in the congo will be free. all the peoples in the americas will be free. #and all the other occupied places suffering genocides and ethnic cleansings that the news neglects to mention. theyll be free too.

[not-eli]

Luke: You burn your favourite food FOR THE GODS so THE GODS can listen to you and if you're lucky THE GODS PERCY THE GODS will answer your pray so if you want go ask THE GODS something you want

Percy:

Percy: hey mom-

#he's so fucking stupid #why do i love him so much #percy jackson #luke castellan #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo serie #pjo spoilers #pjo season 1

[hyukqi]

size training with soobin !!! 😵‍💫

(lawd help me im lightheaded just by imagining it)

soobin lying back against the headboard with one hand brushing his messy hair back and the other with a loose grip on your waist. sweat dripping down his forehead while he has an cocky smile across his face scanning your body up and down as you straddle his hips. whimpering quietly “b-bin…” while he coos softly “shhh.. come on pretty girl, you can take it, can you?” >_<

lifting your hips to align his cockhead with your sopping entrance, feeling overwhelmed with his intimidating demeanor that turns you oh so subby for him !!! gasping with short “ah”s and “hnn..!!”s while you sink down on him feeling his thick, long, girthy cock scrape your insides… he’s too big you can barely take his tip in!!

“too much…” with sobs pouring from your mouth and tears pooling in your eyes before they drip onto his toned body. “so good for me baby… it can fit ‘m promise, tight pussy ‘s sucking on it so well…” soobin murmurs enamored by how fucking hot you look forcing your pretty pussy down his massive cock. god he’s so soft with you but at the same time you want to wipe off his stupid smirk that revels in your desperation.

going so dumb on his cock shuddering once you sink down completely, moaning loudly at his girth rubbing against your gummy walls and tip resting right against that one bundle of nerves <33 god you might as well see his bulge protruding your stomach. “fuck… good girl… my good girl.. so small and tiny” lips pressed against your neck, behind your ear, and trailing to your jaw..

hah… he’s such a boob guy so soobin would definitely massage your breasts mouthing at your nipples while you ride him !! sloppily rutting against him and lifting your hips just to slam down on his huge cock leaving you both in shambles but only one grows increasingly desperate “nnnghh~~!! b-bin… soobin… p-please just ah!” soobin softly biting your nipples with his hands guiding you down and him thrusting upward at the same time making you arch back in sweet pleasure @_@

what a stupid baby you are… babbling incoherent whines and moans while he puts in all the effort into molding you into his personal cocksleeve. so so dumb for him and his big cock that you end up cumming too quickly with your juices gushing out from under, coating him with your sticky mess <333 and if you thought you were done, you are so wrong !!!

“came so fast already.. you can give me another, mm?” soobin suddenly pushing you down and hovering over with your legs hooked on his shoulders. sounds of skin smacking fill up the entire room while he deliciously ruts his dick against your pussy with eyes closed to concentrate on fucking his girlfriend dumb.

he still has yet to cum too yknow?

#soobin smut #txt imagines #txt post #txt smut #size k!nk #size difference #size training #soobin big dick #i just know soobin has a big dick #i will never shut up about big dick soobin #6 ft tall handsome man fucking you stupid what’s there not to love #i need his dick so bad #i want soobin’s dick SO FUCKING BAD

[righteousbreakfast]

sometimes a doctor who episode is about choosing to be alone again and again because you chose the world over you and the people you care so much

and sometimes a doctor who episode is about your ex who whitewashes the 44th US president Barack Obama and the entire world just to fuck with you and you need to deal with that shit by crashing into a mansion roof

and those two are the same ep

#i love this stupid fucking show #doctor who

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Some of you didn’t seem to understand how magic works in the sense of how you can access it. I’ll explain again.

If you gain magical power from making a deal with a more powerful being, you are a warlock. Sneaky lawyer.

If you gain magical power through teachings and studies, you are a wizard/artificer. (Artificers usually gain power through experimentation.)

If you gain magical power by pledging yourself to a cause, being, or idea, you are a paladin. Pretentious bitch.

If you gain magical power by praising a higher deity (and not making a deal), you are a cleric. Heal someone.

If you have magical power and you didn’t do anything to gain it, you are a sorcerer. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. The rest of us had to work for our shit.

If you gain magical power by protecting nature and caring for plants and animals, you are a Druid. Fucking hippie.

If you gain magical power from your desire to entertain and also fuck, you are a bard. Stop trying to seduce my dad.

#dumb shit #dumbass #shitpost #humor #unmatched stupidity #comedy #funny #i dont fucking know #dnd #dnd5e #dungeons and dragons #d&d #wizardposting #wizard #wizard tumblr #shadow wizard money gang #we love casting spells #wizard posting #artificer #bard #Druid #warlock #paladin #cleric #sorcerer

[cozylittleartblog]

autism shrimp man (i love him)

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #kinger #doodles #art #tadc fanart #HAD to draw him. love drawing him. i love big stupid eyes i draw my sona like that ALL the fucking time #(he got them autism raptor hands. i hope that doesn't sound like an insult whjbdsfhbj) #there's some screenshot somewhere of him curled up on the ground exactly like that and it kills me every time i see it #WORM MODE #i only have like two more pieces of tadc fanart in my brain currently but it's nice drawing and posting semi regularly again wheeee

[ohposhers]

guys im so fucking sorry but FNAF Trolls AU LMAOOOOOO CREEK AFTROLL KILLS BROZONE OR WHATEVER IDK HELP ME

#im so fucking sorry #my buddies and i were watching the fnaf movie and i had a revelation #this is so fucking stupid im so sorry #trolls #trolls band together #brozone #john dory trolls #clay trolls #floyd trolls #bruce trolls #branch trolls #creek trolls #poppy trolls #my art #fnaf trolls au #ngl im probably gonna reuse the idea of creek killing brozone for something else i love this shit

[kyriathanatos]

man how the fuck are they going to explain payday 3 with how payday 2 ended.

do y'all even know how payday 2 ended??? the fact that you're all reincarnated ancient babylonian trickster gods and the virus from left 4 dead kills bain in an underground mayan ritual alter while you fight ancient alien shadow people and giancarlo esposito yells at you and then after you kill the shadow aliens bain does a time reset but also gets reincarnated as the president of the united states of america??? and all of this ancient mayan alien conspiracy was uncovered by john wick, jacket of hotline miami, and some british guy?????

how do you come back from that??????

#i love pd2 so much #its lore is so fucking stupid #and it knows it

[inkskinned]

one of the things about being an educator is that you hear what parents want their kids to be able to do a lot. they want their kid to be an astronaut or a ballerina or a politician. they want them to get off that damn phone. be better about socializing. stop spending so much time indoors. learn to control their own temper. to just "fucking listen", which means to be obedient.

one of the things i learned in my pedagogy classes is that it's almost always easier to roleplay how you want someone to act. it's almost always easier to explain why a rule exists, rather than simply setting the rule and demanding adherence.

i want my kids to be kind. i want them to ask me what book they should read next, and i want to read that book with them so we can discuss it. i want my kid to be able to tell me hey that hurt my feelings without worrying i'll punish them. i want my kid to be proud of small things and come running up to me to tell me about them. i want them to say "nah, i get why this rule exists, but i get to hate it" and know that i don't need them to be grateful-for-the-roof-overhead while washing the dishes. i want them to teach me things. i want them to say - this isn't safe. i'm calling my mom and getting out of this. i want them to hear me apologize when i do fuck up; and i want them to want to come home.

the other day a parent was telling me she didn't understand why her kid "just got so angry." this woman had flown off the handle at me.

my dad - traditional catholic that he is - resents my sentiment of "gentle parenting". he says they'll grow up spoiled, horrible, pretentious. granola, he spits.

i am going to be kind to them. i am going to set the example, i think. and whatever they choose become in the meantime - i'm going to love them for it.

#writeblr #i was doing a lot with high school students. over and over again #other teachers kept asking me what i was doing differently - why the kids listened to me. i am not particularly foreboding #and i have a pretty firm personal policy of never reacting in anger #godhelpme. #i was always kind of taken aback #because in general the kids were pretty easy. i explained i needed to keep everything “PG-13” because this was my workplace #and it was kind of their workplace #too. besides #i love swearing #and since i couldn't swear #neither could they - so if they were going to say “fuck” or become violent #they needed to choose a really specific time #because we only get “the one”.. sure enough - nobody wanted to waste the one very specific “fuck” utterance. kids listened. #i think just because - that rule makes sense. the kids understand that i don't want to be unfair to them #that censorship is stupid #but that i'm under these rules too so like let's ride it out together #also i look young and tbh between me and u nobody wants to make the nice english teacher cry #the way these kids defended me to their friends was really genuinely so heartwarming bc the Grouchy Frat Boy #would be like MISS RAQUEL DOESN'T DESERVE THAT KIND OF AN ATTITUDE BRO DON'T TALK BACK TO HER