#i needed an excuse to fuck all of them

[aweina]

frothing at the mouth at the thought of the lin kuei trio joining you in a bathhouse and they’re all eyeing you curiously when you quickly cover your nude body under the warm water, quirking a brow at one another. with idle conversation, they dispose their towels to the side and slide into the tub — wetting their hair and making no effort to hide their body beneath the clear water. you’re confused as to why they suddenly came in without any warning. you’re only being able to look at your knobby knees, tucked firmly to your wet chest — scared to draw your eyes to their nudity and mistakenly out yourself as some pervert. now you’re stuck in a steamy room surrounded by three naked men, all which watch you with some tension you don’t dare to figure out.

#.moko blurb #4some moment #i needed an excuse to fuck all of them #there is three holes for a reason #mk1 x reader #mortal kombat x reader #mortal kombat 1 x reader #scorpion x reader #smoke x reader #subzero x reader #tomas vrbada x reader #kuai liang x reader #bihan x reader

[pepperpixel]

“put me on a pedestal and i’ll only disappoint you

tell me i’m exceptional, and i promise to exploit you

gimme all your money, and i’ll make some origami honey!

i think you’re a joke!!! …but i don’t find you very

fuuuuuuu~nyyy”

More tagr art!!! Assorted stuff this time! Featuring some cute chibi stuff. Some solo gaz’s, a lil uhhh. Comic of an altercation.. and a very belated Halloween pic I started drawing last Halloween and didnt finish lol. Also featuring lyrics from pedestrian at best cuz that song rllly rlly fits my ver of tak lol.

#invader zim #gaz membrane #invader tak #tagr #iz tak #iz gaz #tak #doodles #there toxic yuri!!! they’re all over the place!!! tak is tsundere insane alien who fueled by revenge it’s gonna be rough! #I think. there relationship would slowly grow and develop as gaz is helping tak w all her injuries #but I think they’d end up having a true true falling out sometime after take fully healed and gets her ship back. #and they’d be split up for a few years maybe? idk how long I’d want it to be. but! yeah. #absence makes the heart grow fonder and makes u realize how fucking stupid u are #and eventually they’d reunite and shit would be better lol #I don’t want them to be at each others throats forever that’d suck lol #theyre just definitely are moments where there at each others throats in the beginning #but they r also moments.. where they both feel true belonging and acceptance. like they never have before… and it blows there lil minds… #I also dO want gaz to go into space at some point w tak cuz that’d be fucking awesome #after they reunite again they can go explore the universe a bit #these r all very half baked ideas btw and also my brains mush cuz ive been drawing all day #so please excuse if said ideas suck. also please excuse all the typos lol #I might change my mind on the them separating idk… or maybe make it a shorter amount of time… idk!! I havent thought thru all this shit lol #it’s not like I’m gonna write a story or actually make a comic I’m just drawing random fanart #I don’t need to have all these thoughts all solidified lol

[fujii-draws]

OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.

#okay starting from the beginning of where ppl usually dislike him. apple woods chapter. #he doesn’t give hero/partner the CHANCE to explain themselves despite them being relatively good recruits up until that point. #and that legit might be my only gripe with that chapter bc!!! stories need conflict! I LIKE the conflict in apple woods!!! #hero and partner being punished so something they didn’t do! #the misunderstanding! how team skull (Skuntank) actually outplays the main duo with a clever yet rotten trick. I LOVE that it segways into- #one of the more sweeter scenes of guild members looking out for eachother. I LIKE APPLE WOODS CONFLICT. #but chatot just. not giving them a chance. is so dumb. #I’d personally fix this by having a lil montage of hero/partner fucking up on jobs. A LOT. and chatot giving them a pass every time. #and let the perfect apple incident BE the one where he puts his foot down and doesn’t listen to them. bc he’d given them loads of chances. #and doesn’t want to hear any excuse. #but yeah. I legit dont mind him during that chapter except for that really stupid and frustrating moment. #NOW. CHAPTER 17. #UGGGGHHH WHERE DO I BEGIN #Him not believing hero and Partner about Grovyle and the future being in ruin? FINE. ACTUALLY GOOD. BC CHATOT WOULD BE SKEPTIC. #IT FITS HIS CHARACTER!! #BUT WHAT DOES SUCK. IS HIM GOING ‘Dusknoir isn’t the bad guy. he didn’t do anything wrong’ #WHEN HE LITERALLY KIDNAPPED HERO AND PARTNER RIGHT I N F R O N T OF HIM. #(​NO LITERALLY. HIS CHARACTER IS IN THE FRONT ROW WHEN IT HAPPENED.) #and him. having the GALL to tell hero and partner they must’ve been ‘seeing things’ and downplaying the HELL they went through. #despite them being missing for hours/days. his own guild recruits. and his angry sprite showing up. #like. I think that’s when I genuinely despised him. #that and him going ‘OH I BELIEVED YOU THE WHOLE TIME HEEHOO :)’ shit was so fucking annoying. #just playing it off as a joke the second the guild started to believe hero and partner. #IMAGINE IF HE W A S ACTUALLY TESTING THE GUILD’S TRUST. SHOWCASING HIM AS THE MORE RESPONSIBLE AND RESPECTFUL RIGHT HAND OF THE GUILD. #and yes. Brine cave he saves hero and partner. but at that point I just didn’t care anymore. #he fucked those two over so much. that I didn’t care what ‘valiant’ sacrifice he had. #and he grills Team Skull for what they did OFF SCREEN. they couldn’t even give us THAT. #<<< THAT or him outright saying sorry would’ve been nice. IKIK his ‘actions’ or whatever but. #eughh again this is all imo. I’m not trying to make people hate him or change their mind. #I’ll get into positives in the second post cause I’m running out of tags

[acidicpenumbra]

two "ultimate" level douchebags

#shadfinite #infinadow #< they make me reaaaallt mad whys infinite so freak boy can we kill him #shadow the hedgehog #infinite the jackal #sth #sth fanart #sonic the hedgehog #scraparts #infinite is only so big because all of these fucking guys are so tiny. so fucking tiny. bro doesnt even show his face half the time im goin #to give him 1 solid W in being over 3'3. #lord knows he fucking needs one #besides that i feel like jackal being taller than hedgehog makes sense #i dunno part of it is just me doing lineart before realizinf. im just making excuses but it looks better anyway Amen Ok back to your #regularly scheduled sonknux or something. ok thats a lie i only have one posf of them but my wips man #i kind of want to draw knuxouge next but dont expect anythinf because the second i have a specific thing in mind before i start drawing i #will not draw for the next six weeks #should probably do the sth fandom thing and draw that new sonic frontiers sonic but im not doinf that lest i lose my mind. amen brother #anyways whats up chat im eating a sandwich and considering hopping on splatty. replayed sonic 3 earlier did some team sonic racing #touched sonic forces which meant infinite was on my mind #seriously what is wrong eith these two #anyways anyways SHUT UP STOP TYPING SO GODDAMN MUCH ok #i havent played animal crossing new leaf in a week. oopsies #and thats the long ass rant in my tags done my bad

[causeimanartist]

WE HAVE A FULL TRINITY APPEARANCE FOLKS I REPEAT WE HAVE A FULL TRINITY

#wayne family adventures #batman #dc trinity #ww is an icon in this episode #(shes always an icon but her teasing the boys for not figuring out the obvious answer was hilarious) #superwonderbat #(also hi sorry I have no excuse for not drawing other than brain mean and work tiring) #especially petty drama at work geez #I was helping a co worker scan in a bunch of checks right #and a different co worker went and deleted the folder where I had already saved half of them #just because she’s angry at the co worker I was helping #like what the fuck? #I had to rescan them which was a pain #literally #my ankle was killing me at that point from standing on it all day doing the stupid checks #I need to find a different place to work filled with younger people #I can’t take this gen x bullshit drama

[wisted-twonderland]

no need for hypnotism

individual panels under the readmore

#truly no excuse for this one just me being weird as fuck #like #like one of the reasons i like them so much is because #i think floyd is one of the only people capable of inciting jamil to lose his shit #without losing his relationship with him? #not sure how to explain it #like jamil is so in control of his body language all the time boy needs to fucking let loose once in a while #and i think Floyd is capable of making him do that in a way that like #makes jamil pissed off and actually lose control #and get into a fistfight or whatever with him #but doesn’t emotionally stress him out #yeah #i think i lost the plot these tags are kind of a mess #anyway #floyd leech #jamil viper #art tag #twisted wonderland #twst #flojami #oh and ruggie’s there too. lmao

[kuzuhina1brainrot]

Purple

(why does this very slightly look like an album cover)

#kuzuhina #hajime hinata #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #danganronpa #hajime x fuyuhiko #sdr2 #art #an art #goodbye despair #dr #yes I drew fuyuhikos legs like that on purpose they are goofy #I CANT DRAW SHOES FUCK YOU SHUSHHHH #I just needed an excuse to draw them all cute #Even when outfits don’t make sense #forgot to color some parts but oh well #kouzay’s art

[grahamcore]

so would hannibal eat turkey on thanksgiving or would it still be people meat

#and if so how the hell would he disguise it as a turkey?? because his other dishes are just ambiguous and fancy but a turkey is a turkey. #genuinely asking because on the one hand i imagine he’d be as festive as a middle aged suburban white woman for the holidays #but then i’m not sure if that’s actually true? in my soul i feel that it is but he’s lithuanian so does he observe every american holiday? #like my heart is telling me hannibal would go all out for the holidays just because he’s gaudy by nature but does that extend to thanksgivin #and if it does then how does that mesh with his cannibalistic tendencies? #i feel like thanksgiving is actually the perfect holiday for him because it’s literally an excuse to have people over just to eat with them #but that brings me back to the initial problem of disguising human meat as a turkey??? everyone knows what a turkey looks like #a heart could as easily belong to a human as it could to a cow but a turkey is a fucking turkey #unless he makes some fucked up human meat origami turkey which… going by the human heart in the cathedral he probably could #so either that or he just sucks it up and eats nonhuman meat for a day?? but would he even do that??? #I DONT KNOW ANYMORE I NEED ANSWERS #hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannigram

[theallstore]

can we talk about how when the doctor goes back into the tardis at the end of wild blue yonder one of the first things he does is put his coat on. like. the whole number of layers corresponding to his emotional vulnerability thing he's been running around a spaceship with just a waistcoat and shirt rolled up to the elbows and it fucking hurt him. the talk with not!donna about where the tardis goes. the talk with not!donna about the timeless child, the flux. the way that talk ended. he tried being vulnerable one and it ended badly and the second he can he's back in the trenchcoat, back with all the layers. god knows he's trying to be vulnerable but it's hard. it hurts. the talk with real donna about if she had the memories of the 15 years was never going to end in catharsis not only because of the timing of the landing but because he still had his coat on. vulnerable, maybe, but not enough to help. not enough to begin to work through half of what happened to him in the time between 10 and 14. not right now, at the very least.

#doctor who spoilers #doctor who #i am. SO ABNORMAL ABOUT THEM #also yeah tma fans where you at. not!donna not!doctor i know what im doing #fuck man the doctor is so. truly a character of all time #now if you'll excuse me i need to rewatch midnight #i post sometimes

[chalkeater]

Istg every time POC try to bring up a concern on racism. People will call US racist for connecting the dots. Like. Im sorry youre oblivious?

“youre racist for thinking this is racist / for connecting this to racism” hello??

#‘people headcanon frisk as black too. also a lot of ppl hc frisk as white’ #bro a lot of ppl headcanon frisk as asian to what is ur point #also im not saying people shouldnt fucking hc frisk/kris as asian ok! #if you HC frisk/kris as asian then you especially need to watch your ass #you are on thin ice with me #if i headcanond frisk as asian (which i do) i would not draw them yellow #also did i not say PREVIOUSLY that the humans being yellow in game normalizes people (especially young people) not caring?? #so people will HC frisk as asian and then no one tells them its fucked up if theyre yellow AGH. #‘UM EXCUSE ME why are you fucking hc’ing frisk and kris as asian’ bc im fucking asian???? #someone called me fucking racist?? #im asian and what to reclaim this weird fucking design and i also changed their skin tones?? #at least im not white who calls them asian and draws them yellow?? #fine. fine dont listen to me. dont listen to other asian people and other POC who bring this up #live in your oblivious world where you get mad that POC tell you shit abt this #literally every time Asian people and ESP Asian Americans bring up this issue you all get so pissed #im sorry for swearing at you?? whoever is reading this??? #weve been talking about this for literal years. #dont you fuckijng thing theres a reason it keeps getting brought up for the past almost 10 YEARS. #talking #sorry for bringing my im a poc card?? #god reminds me of what Chara was talking about last night #we grew up with debate classes and the reason for a good Discussion is bc you have to avoid fallacies right #so that means KNOWING your opponent #but in the internet were all anonymous. which is fine! you SHOULD NOT be obligated to bring up your identity at all #but do you know why in any other discussion thats why ppl online say ‘i have a doctorate and-‘ ‘ive studied thsi for 4 years and’? #and so i just keep thinking. ok so my perspective is i am asian right. #my perspective is i have heard from my brothers and sisters who LIVE in the west and their histories of racism and discrimination and propag #so im just wondering. who are the -eople mad at me?? what is your story? youre an artist who cant take criticism?? #ok logging off again to eat my fucking burger #(actually not having a hurger rn but i wish)

[theenoathee]

begging for season 3 to have a running bit of stede learning to braid hair so he has more excuses to run his hands through ed’s

#i mean he doesn’t need excuses but that would be so stede of him #and then he would master it before a battle or something and then he would just NOT shut up about it after #everyone is all like ‘fuck that was a close one!!!’ #but stede just keeps trying to get them to admire that the braid didn’t fall out #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 #stede bonnet #ed teach #gentlebeard #season 3 i’m begging #ofmd s3 #this is dumb but i stand by it #gay asses!!

[kenzan-kiwami]

a humble fanart of @deathmothking's Ishin werewolf AU fanfic - i hope you like it! i'm definitely looking forward to the next chapter <3

#if i'm honest i just need an excuse to draw Beasts #because i'm confident when i draw Beasts but human faces are an enigma #art #ryu ga gotoku #kashiwagi osamu #majima goro #saejima taiga #okita soji #nagakura shinpachi #inoue genzaburo #ishin #werewolf #you may see wolf-wagi again. #if i had a nickel for every kashiwagi werewolf fic i'd have two nickels but i'm extremely grateful that it happened twice #i tried to Shape them at least kind of similarly to how they are as humans but i'm not sure if nagakura came out all that well on that fron #couldn't really think of any item that'd suit him either. he has thicker arms and the eyebrow scar and i tried to give him a pitbull-ish he #dunno if it worked #:'') #i think tumblr ate the ends of some of my tags but fuck it we ball #malware

[healingheartdogs]

Doctors visits as an AFAB person that have absolutely nothing to do with potential pregnancy and do not at all match symptoms of pregnancy be like:

Doc: "When was your last period?"

Me: "I'm currently on my period, it started (date)."

Doc: "And are you on any birth control?"

Me: "Yeah I have the nexplanon arm implant."

Doc: "And are you currently sexually active?"

Me: "Nope, haven't been for years."

~ Fifteen minutes later ~

Doc: "Well your pregnancy test (that we didn't tell you we were doing or ask your consent for) came back negative so it's not that."

No. Fucking. Duh.

#doctors who do this are pieces of shit just btw #if you dont believe me about my own fucking reproductive health why should i trust you to believe me about ANYTHING? #ndr #not dog related #there is literally no excuse for not asking for consent before doing that and not allowing me to say no you cant do that #its basically fucking ledger fudging through conpletely unnecessary insurance charges #denial of informed consent in medical care too #and yet it happens. every. fucking. time. #oh you're here because youve had heart palpitations and fainting spells since you were a child and you finally want them checked out? #oh you've had all over severe chronic pain and digestive issues since you were a teenager a decade ago? #MUST BE PREGNANT. #dont even need to do a pregnancy test as a precaution for ANY of the procedures or tests they did on me #its basically just saying “hi we dont believe you about your own medical history or value your consent at all” #i have such a big issue with consent in medical settings since being forcibly medically sedated without my consent or any warning at the ER #tell me what the fuck you are doing and ASK ME FIRST

[snekdood]

if ppl telling you "jewish ppl in israel were already kicked out of other countries and have no where else to go" makes you feel compelled to call whoever said that a "zionist", I really just dont think you give af about jewish ppl's lives quite frankly.

if your "free palestine" means "getting rid" of all jewish civilians in israel I think you're probably just a heartless asshole.

#two state solution ftw #or at least something along those lines #yelling at average jewish ppl who ARENT in israel is antisemitic #anti semitism- no matter how 'big of a deal' you think it is naturally makes jewish ppl feel unsafe by default #where do they go when theres nowhere else thats safe? you guessed it- probably to israel. #which is WHAT netanyahu wants. he wants scared controllable civilians to think hes the only one who can protect them #so you being anti semitic and not checking yourself on it or being 'whatever its nbd' about it is making everything so much worse #STOP BEING SO FUCKING APATHETIC FUCK ILL BEAT YOU UP TO MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING IF I HAVE TO #i dont feel like i can in good conscious reblog your 'free palestine' posts bc idk wtf the op thinks about jewish ppl being in #israel. and at this point i dont have faith in leftists to not notice the antisemitism in some of these ppl and call it out #its not something we can 'push aside and deal with and apologize for later' its ACTIVELY MAKING THE SITUATION WORSE AND NEEDS #TO BE ADDRESSED RIGHT THE FUCK NOW #maybe jewish ppl wouldnt be calling it 'self defense' if yall didnt keep being antisemitic and making them feel like they have to cling #to israel to stay tf alive. fuck. #OBVIOUSLY the response to what hamas did is disproportionate and affecting more people than israel says it intends to target #but thats the govt. and actual regular people are worried about their families. its disproportionate and probably being used as an excuse #to genocide palestinians but this wouldnt be happening if hamas didnt basically GIVE the israeli govt the excuse to do it. #free palestine. from hamas and from the israeli govt. and dont have genocidal intent toward jewish ppl. #thats all i want. #hamas' escalation did nothing but hurt everyone and make things worse especially for palestinians.

[nyhti]

Thinking about these two tonight.

Batman (2011) annual 2

Arkham Manor #3

#jeremiah arkham #eric border #joker #felt silly i only just now realized the numbers in arkham manor 2 spell out joker #also btw #i really hate hate hate that line about batman and joker knowing arkham better than jerry??? #excuse me??? no??? that's his fucking home #the issue here is dc giving constant power ups to these two #making all the other characters who could've had interesting abilities that make them stand out #and give them a purpose and make them useful #just go by the wayside because batman needs to be the best at fucking everything and know fucking everything #and every other character in this god awful franchise is completely incompetent apperently #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand post

[pendraegon]

why is pete wentz important to me?? like him, i was a non white kid who grew up in a very white neighborhood in the chicagoland area and it was exhausting and isolating and so so so lonely it could make your teeth hurt. like him, i’m bipolar and no one has ever quite gotten close to describing what my highs and lows are like, but he’s the only one who has gotten close. (do you know what it's like being so so so manic and you know you're not okay and everything rushes around you and you feel like you're on top of the world but you know it's all a lie? an illusion? do you know what it feels like to plummet down so so so so deep and dark and there's nothing but you and that gaping ache inside of you, reminding you just how hollow and fake you are?) like him, i grew up enthralled and obsessed with rock, punk, the hardcore scene of chicago, and there was nothing and no one there for people like me and people who looked like me in a place and sound that i loved more than anything on earth. i saw him reflected in me and in the most non creepy parasocial way possible, he has been one of the most incredible influences of my life. maybe even one of the possible sunshines of my lifetime for all he is still a stranger to me, and i to him.

#for legal reasons as a joke — we’re also both bi. #but he means the WORLD to me. forever and always. #do NOT try to come at me with pete wentz slander i will kill you. sorry for not shutting up about this. im just incredibly annoyed. #he's not infallible. he's made so many mistakes in his life. and im not excusing any of them but you know #i wonder why pete gets SO much virulent hate and always has. might be the racism and ableism. but who knows. not me! #anyways stream mania by american rock band fall out boy (2018). legit life changing fucking album. also stream #their newest album so much (for) stardust. actually stream all their albums they're all so so so so good. i don't know who i'd be or where #i'd be without em. fall out boy forever and ever<3 fall out boy is for lovers<3 #also one last thing: you don't need to like him! you don't need to like fob either! it's just so so so wild the way misinfo about pete #specifically still exists. in fucking 2023. like get a fucking grip babes i was deep in those fucking forums in 2008 i know what's up. #okay. i hope you guys are ready im going to spam patrick images i think. what can i say. i miss them without a concert to look forward to.