#idk it’s funny if it’s true

[puyoupuyou]

it amazes me every time that this man receives almost everything except the triforce of courage

#the legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #loz #totk #totk fanart #totk link #i’m not sure about the lore but i’ve heard he’s one of the few links(???) who has no triforce? #idk it’s funny if it’s true

[firethekitty]

last semester i wasn’t doing well in a very important class i needed to pass in order to graduate so i was working my ass off writing essays and shit and every time i started slacking i would bring up this image and i’d say “ah fuck you’re right vash i really need to keep working” and then i’d write for another two hours and i actually managed to pass and graduate and i honestly don’t know if i would’ve been able to without this picture. thank you vash

#i wanted to share this story i think it’s really funny #like ‘yeah i owe about 70% of my college graduation to an image of vash telling me to stop fucking around’ #talking #trigun #this is actually 100% true btw /srs #after 14k notes i feel the need to clarify that i did not intentionally bring this image up when i started fucking around #but he always seemed to find me. like when i looked at pics he was there. watching me. saying this. idk if that makes this funnier

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.

#i used to think it was romantic too and then i was like. now i see it as a HUGE red flag #writeblr #it is also almost EXCLUSIVELY said by immature ppl who think this is normal #fyi even if u think it's funny and ur like 'im an introvert it's just TRUE' like. you need therapy (ily tho) #healed introversion is just ''i would prefer to be by myself'' not ''i hate every person'' ... hate is not normal. that is not healthy #im sorry. i know it feels accurate. but if you're walking around with that kind of rage.... #1. you're making a LOT of assumptions about every single person u have ever met. which is often unfair and unkind #and also usually involves judging people based on their worst moments or little mistakes #2. you are being unfair to the person who is ur ''exception'' #3. there is a VAST difference between ''ur my favorite person'' and ''the ONLY person i like.'' #idk i think this is just a personal bias thing tbh #im sure there are people who have this experience normally #but i have YET to find a man who thinks like this and ISNT absolute DOGSHIT. although tbh.... like. im sure he exists #when u hit like 30 some of the things that were once kind of hot now just sound fucking exhausting. like ''im in a band'' #edit in the tags: i used to kind of be like this too. but the thing is that like. my life became so much more peaceful #once i started believing that people are generally good. like yes i am mad at the world at large #but it's just.... a very hard way to live. you're not a bad person or wrong for the ways other people hurt you and taught you to be angry. #but that anger will continue to hurt YOU. it will punish YOU. it will prevent YOU from making new deep connections. it will protect you yes #but it will also cause MASSIVE blowback. bc if you lose the One Person... your life will fall apart. i know this personally. #i really recommend just trying to be... cautiously optimistic instead. like. yes #people can be horrible and cruel and there are some communities (incels for example) that aren't worth that optimism #but i think like... most people will hold a door for you . most people want to help you find your wallet . #i hope one day you are able to find peace. i hope that rage eventually smooths over. i know how hard it is PERSONALLY #and i know what must have happened to you. and im deeply deeply sorry we share the same wound. #but i promise - sometimes we all need someone else to help us carry the weight. eventually the rage has to die so that we can let help in #i had to spend years biting at outstretched hands. i still often do. im still very wary . and my heart breaks that you flinch too. #here's the thing: i don't blame you. but we were both acting out of fear and pain. .... not out of healthy behavior. and ... change #was needed. i needed change too. rage was useful for a while. then it just left me isolated and bitter. i had to (with effort) #choose to let that rage go. and let people in . VERY SLOWLY THO LOL

[verflares]

(pre-calam) filling the compendium :-)

+ closeup and the aftermath

#i am PRAYING that this posts okay and nothing gets squished or looks ugly. but if it is youcant tell me because ill cry #okay. anyways. #zelink #zelda #link #loz #botw #totk #link botw #zelda botw #loz fanart #for some reason trying to format this became a sisyphean ass task so now i just want to post it and go lie down or something #“why use warm colours if theyre on satori mountain” idk.... i liked how they looked :) #ok what else. ummm. so we KNOW zelda filled the compendium like she was running the navy right #its really funny because i dont even think its ever mentioned other than like. maybeeee one throwaway line from purah? #but there was a fandom osmosis moment bcus everyone Knew she'd be on top of it. and its true. she would be. #my art

[mywastelandperfection]

#tweets #funny tweets #dudes be like #dank memes #funny content #funny stuff #memes #funny #funny post #best memes #fresh memes #hilarious #lol memes #idk why #idk man #what he said #bitches be like #what the fuck #funny meme haha #funny but true #i mean i am funny #lol sorry #sarcasm #stolen memes #stolen from twitter

[sophfandoms53]

I keep thinking about how aggressively tall Hunter is compared to the rest of his friends. The way he literally just towers over all of them never ceases to amuse me.

Like look at this

This kid is like a fucking tree-oh wait

#ik he’s older than them BUT DUDE #it just looks so funny #they’re so smol and he’s just #a literal tree #maybe Caleb was just tall too #i just remember reading Hunter is apparently between 5’9 and 6’1 #idk if that’s true bc it’s not from an official source #either way #this dude is tall as hell #toh #the owl house #the owl house spoilers #toh spoilers

[strawberrybyers]

there’s an account claiming to be a reliable leaker, a hater is posting within the tag, there’s byler doubt, there’s byler delusion and theories… we are so back it isn’t even funny

#OH HOW IVE MISSED THIS <3 #byler #stranger things #i said this 2 yrs ago about s4 and it still reminds true about s5: DONT TRUST LEAKS #anybody can make up anything 💀 #ppl who claim to leak things just seem like bored teenagers who want to take the piss out of everyone lol #like they prob think it’s funny if ppl believe it and are just making it up idk that’s my take. i just couldn’t see like an adult who works #the set taking the time to try to leak stuff like what do they gain from that??

[neurotypical-sonic]

saw a post about "what if sonic and tails acted like realistic siblings" and sonic chasing tails around the house while tails was screaming bc tails ate sonic's food. but to me. it would be the other way around. it's TAILS' house. its' TAILS' food that he bought with his OWN money. sonic is the one mooching off him and tails is a lot more petty than sonic

#also i like. get really picky about 'realistic sibling experience' stuff too #yes a lot of it is true and amusing growing up with siblings is An Experience #but a lot of the stuff I see people do - in general im not talking about sonic fanart now - is passing off bullying or abuse as- #-'funny sibling shenanigans'. some 'average sibling experience' jokes and memes i laugh at but a lot just makes me cringe or get angry #idk. anyways i dont think sonic and tails would fall in to that dynamic too much or too often just due to them not living together #HOWEVER. yes. tails is conducting unethical experiments on sonic #egg.txt

[pitynostars]

classic doctor lite episodes: the Doctor takes a nap so isn't in this adventure

new who doctor lite episodes: Donna accidentally triggers an alternate reality where the Doctor dies, causing her to experience the horrors of mass tragedy and the UK's descent into fascism speedrun

classic who companion lite episodes: oh no!!! Barbara's kidnapped most of the ep off screen!!!

new who companion lite episodes: the doctor confronts his grief and is trapped in a torture maze for 4.5 billion years repeating the same day over and over to try and break through to Gallifrey where's he's planning on stealing Clara back from the dead

#text tag #1 IS in this ep but ive noticed it before lmao #idk how long this is true but i thinkk its funny #classic who watch

[sleepy-vix]

"the secret to writing the perfect romance is to make them unable to live without the other person"

"the secret to writing the perfect romance is to make one fall first and the other fall harder"

wrong. the secret to writing the perfect romance is to establish them as individual characters first, with their own personal aspirations and fears, before introducing them to eachother so the characters can fall for characters that were actually written to be characters instead of shallowly written to play a part in a romance story.

#idk if this makes sense but im willing to explaib #it rlly irks me when characters have no personality other than being in love with eachother #even worse when the character has such an interesting backstory that just wasnt touched on at all??? #ahem the night circus ahem #like bro celia's backstory had so much potential but all that was said was that her mom khs because she was unrequitedly in love with #celia's dad. oh and that celia's mom thought celia was creepy but like bro come onnnn can we touch on that piece of info more??? #so yeah #booklr #books #romance #vix's library #sleepy vix #it's funny because it's true

[nightllock]

buffysummers' vampire appreciation week (very belated) Day I: Favorite Vampire: Jessica Hamby

#I made this out of sheer spite cause noone was giffing true blood for vamp appreciation week and that is absolute madness #anyway I love her; this entire scene is so freaking funny!!! #i'm sorry i slapped this together rather quickly and idk why some of the gifs are grainy as heck altho i sharpened all gifs the same way?? #jessica hamby #true blood #truebloodedit #vamp appreciation week 2023 #cinematv #tvandfilm #hboedit #tvedit #tvgifs #filmtvdaily #tvcentric #dailytvwomen #mine #tb

[pocketramblr]

#poll #truly the most stimulating task for a self proclaimed evil genius: hunting down women who went to the same middle school as this one guy #ok but yeah. whats the best option here #itd be funny if he just lied. or if he was like 'oh i did kill every woman he was close to' (<- true. techincally. he killed all 0 of them) #i mean i went back and looked. theres no background rebel who is Clearly A Woman #which doesnt mean theres no women rebels #but. given the track record. #a single girl ofa user. a single girl nomu named 'woman'....... #how much credit do i really want to give #(i mean UNLESS the leaks this week show more? and we do get rebel girls now?? thatd be nice but idk i havent seen them.) #anyway uhhhhh #bnha manga spoilers

[doodlemelody]

assorted narilambs <3

#cotl #cotl spoilers #cult of the lamb #narilamb #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #true devotion #i guess thats the funny ship name? idk #also YES i frequently forget lamb's piercings and the crown. dont talk to me #melodoodles

[luck-of-the-drawings]

[<==PREV PAGES] [NEXT PAGE==>(not out yet.wait a year.or maybe more.imagine.]

saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #GONNA START FORMATTING MY COMICS BETTER. W THE PROPER 'PREV' 'NEXT' LINKS #REALLY DIDNT EXPECT TO CONTINUE THIS SERIES BUT AAAUUUHH MY BRRAAAIN MY BRAIN IS SO IDEASSS. I HAVE 3 OTHER PAGES SKETCHED OUT #NO PROMISES ILL FINISH EM ANY TIME SOON OR EVER. MY WHIMS ARE THEIR OWN BEAST AND I ONLY DRAW ON MY WHIMS #THAT BEING SAID IF U COMMISSIONED ME ILL GEEETT TO YOUUU IM SORRYYYY. ART IS AN EMOTIONAL RELEASE FOR ME N BABY I HAVE EMOTIONS. #ESPECIALLY ABOUT GILLION TIDESTRIDER CHAMPION OF THE UNDERSEA HERO OF THE DEEP.for the desc here i put smth that i typed up in the tags of #another thing i made. i gotta make a proper Baby Gillion tag or smth. eventually.. eventually...I LOVE DRAWIN THIS LIL BABY GUY.. #i also LOVE depicting the teachers as just being so fuckin mean. ofc theres variation in that. just like in all things.like the teacher her #idk if itll be mentioned but the octo lady is named Ms Octburn.an octopus pun based off the name of an actual councilor i had #when i was in elementary school i got bullied alot but teachers never did anything. i hated adults and didnt trust them. #but this councilor o mine was so genuinely sweet. i remember spending alot of time w her. she doesnt work there anymore. #but that one school adult that actually earns ur trust and is there for you when they can be.its SO important for a child i think #i hope she knows how much she helped me.youll see in the next page that ms octburn isnt perfect either.but she tries. they all try.somehow. #ALL these comics are gonna be inspired by somesorta experience o mine in the school system. school is so fucked up u ever thing abt that #AND GILLIOOOOONNN IN THE MOST FUCKED UP LITTLE SCHOOL OF ALL. MAINTAINED BY A CULT. CENTERED AROUND HIM. OUR CHOSEN ONE #I IMAGINE ALOT BANKS ON HIS SUCCESS. THIS IS THE WORLD. THE WHOLE WORLD. THE PROPHECY IS GOING TO COME TRUE N UR TELLIN ME #THAT ITS THIS LITTLE IDIOT THATS GONNA BE SAVING US? WHAT IF HE FAILS. IF HE CANT GET THIS RIGHT THEN HE WILL FAIL AND WE WILL DIE #WE NEED TO TRAIN HIM. WE NEED HIM TO LEARN. AND TO SUCCEED. OR ELSE WE'RE DEAD. WE'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD. I IMAGINE THAT MUST BE STRESSFUL #in other news i hope ppl actually giggle when they read these. they ARE intended to be comical. dark humor or whatever. like its also sad #this is intended to be a sad comic series. but a funny one too. does that make sense? god i hope so.saw some1 say they had flashbacks- #-reading this. like YES!! THE INTENDED EFFECT!! YOU GET ME!! i love seeing ppl get upset on this lil baby boys behalf. i LOVE seeing ppl- #-wail n weep n cry in the comments. i LOOOVE seeing ppl RELATE to baby gillion. and i love letting u all know that this wont be a happycomi #gillion gets his happiness arc in the actual show. this series is one of unfortunate events. teehehehe. do u guys remember that show #i keep listening to the lil songs from A Series of Unfortunate Events for inspiration. GOOD STUFF!! #anyway uuhh uhh thats all i got in my brain. for now. feed me ur comments give me ur input i NNEEEEEDD THHEEEMMMM

[gio-cosmo]

We are livin our liiiivvvveeesss abound with so much informatiooonnnn

#LMFAOOOO #I am a shadow the true self— PERSONA 4??? PERSONA 4 REFERENCE???? PERSONA 4 MOMENT????!?! #btw #I love all of Takaya’s sprites he looks so sinister #absolutely devious…isn’t he just so dreamy 💕❤️ #KIDDING #except I am actually not. i am deeply enamored with him. #WOAHHHH WHO SAID THAT!???! 😧😧😧 #so normal abt him!!! so normal!! #also the way Jin is always just standing around #the way he stands is funny to me idk #he’s so #he’s so funny idk #he’s so squishable I wanna chew on him and shake him around like a dog toy #oh okay #sometimes I write things out in the tags and then I read over them like ??? huh #I wanna bake him into a pastry and consume him #hmmmmm #okay! that’s enough tagging for me tonight gn! #persona 3 #persona 3 reload #p3 #persona #persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 golden #persona 4 remake PLEASE ATLUS PLEASE PLEASE PLEA

[profounddefendorcrusade-blog]

I feel bad for Starlo. (pt. 7)

Staroba is... not my cup of tea.

Still can't get over the fact Ceroba showed so little empathy for Star. It becomes even worse when you remember she started lecturing him ALL while wanting to take Clover's soul herself and lied to his face just so she could later betray the kid. At least Star tried to fix things. She started digging deeper and deeper into her plan and in the end got forgiven really easily.

I keep thinking Ceroba sees Starlo as a childish little bro or smth and even mentions how the reason she chose Chujin was because he was "mature." Yeah he WAS more serious in terms of personality but everyone's different. Chujin wasn't morally perfect anyway

'Back when I was a naive kid, kinda like you' and 'hey, it's science. your brain is still developing' rub me the wrong way. Basically what I got from this is how she thinks only someone childish and emotionally underdeveloped would consider a relationship with Starlo

Ceroba seems to view Star as a "poor naive manchild" who needs babysitting. She feels so bad for him that she'd sometimes tag along with his antics but won't hide the annoyance most of the time.

She'll also spare him from his feelings getting hurt, which is nice but it's not her honest opinion:

She seems to show little appreciation for what he tried to do for her even though they're supposedly best pals. She says how she's been burying her sorrows in the saloon but not how spending time there even slightly cheered her up.

She envies Star's optimism but imo it sounded more like an adult envying a kid's naivety than one adult admiring the other.

And APPARENTLY the time she spent with Clover in Steamworks cheered her up a little but not what Star's been doing for her for months.

heck she didn't even notice he had been doing it for her. too stuck in her sorrows, probably

I think the reason for this is because the Steamworks reminded her of Chujin and Kanako and the life they used to have. Btw, she loved Chujin waaaay too much (and even though he's gone now she still doesn't think she'll ever be with anyone else except Chujin, she's proud of Chujin for a useless award, she still calls Chujin 'her love,' she keeps talking about Chujin's legacy and how Asgore and everyone else never believed in him), to the point she stubbornly supported him without question, only (maybe) seeing him more realistically at the end of pacifist. I just feel like Ceroba doesn't take Starlo seriously. It's not that she doesn't care about him at all, but… she definitely doesn't get him.

For these reasons, I'm not a fan of staroba.

#uty #undertale yellow #starlo uty #uty starlo #north star uty #uty ceroba #ceroba uty #ceroba ketsukane #anti staroba #I won't pretend I like this ship #I honestly don't see the chemistry #their friendship is ok though #but imo star puts more effort into it #maybe she's hiding her true feelings for starlo #maybe not #idk #either way I won't overthink it #i know a lot of fans love staroba and that's fine #i just don't #star was a sweetheart to let her go #and let her have happiness somewhere else without him #i want starlo to either end up alone raising clover as a single dad #or with someone who will appreciate him and find him inspiring #this might sound funny #but that someone could be el bailador #both are energetic and passionate and 'too much' for the people around them #they wouldn't find each other 'too much' #corn yaoi is something I want to discuss separately