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bongwateriero · 1 year

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TUCKER PLEASE PLEASE TUCKERRRRR

#sorry they’re so bad. but #in my defense i was DYING #and tumblr ate the quality a little #tucker rule #thursday #thursday band #rat posts

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temeyes · 3 months

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to this day, they still don't believe him

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andstuffsketches · 11 months

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[comic of a Tears of the Kingdom korok quest. Link holds up a backpacker korok with ultrahand, squinting at the distance. He says, "That's your friend, at the bottom of the hill?" Down a long slope of a slot canyon, a smoke signal is visible. The korok says, "Yep! I can't wait to catch up!" Link flings him down the hill while he says "I need to reach my friend!" Link glides down above the korok as he bounces down the hill. An explosion goes off next to Link and as the korok rolls to a stop he lands, looking up and yelling, "Who's throwing bombs?!" Link looks back as another square bomb lands right next to the korok. Link stares at it, blank-faced, thinking "is that bad", and then "can he die" The bomb glows, about to go off, and Link scrambles to engage ultrahand and whips the korok away just as the bomb goes off. The korok says "help!" and then "kaboom!!" finally, there is a sketch of the korok and his friend at their tent, link relaxing next to them, exhausted]

based on a true story 💥

#the legend of zelda #loz #tears of the kingdom #totk #koroks #backpack korok #korok abuse #<- it wasnt meant to be okay #it was efficiency i didnt crucify him or anything #link #totk link #comic #comics #also it was an aerocuda and a moblin on a ledge. if u were curious #bombs #also thats my final fit for totk the amber earrings champions leathers and greaves dyed white. i have 88 defense #ive also completed every shrine hehe #which is a big accomplishment for me bc i never actally did that in botw and i also never beat calamity ganon. lol

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errorpedia · 2 years

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a colourful man who is lonely and lives alone here in chromia

(version without the dye n gold under the cut)

#twitter saw this first because i forgot my roots but tumblr gets the dyed version first so #also tumblr is the only place posted with the gold details cuz i'm not reposting #(i forgot that was a detail i wanted to add until five minutes ago)#sugar.png #smajor #empires smp #empires smp s2 #smajor1995 #smajor mcyt #empiresblr #empires season 2 #empires fanart #dangthatsalongname #scott smajor #was the braid added just because i could? yes.#in my defense i'm gay #also welcome back to me drawing fanart #i know #shocker for me too

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dropthecop · 4 months

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thought about boromir for a second and now i have to go lie down

#GRITS MY TEETH. HE WAS A GOOD MAN #i will not write a tags rant about him right now i will Resist. but just know that i love him #and i will die on any hill in his defense #no actually. i will KILL on any hill in his defense. i will not be dying. the boromir haters will #lotr #my post

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warlordfelwinter · 7 months

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it's always funny to go back to some like heavensward dungeon and realize how much the ensuing expansions have finely honed my expectations and reflexes for mechanics without me even realizing it. like oh. i could do this in my sleep. there's only one or two aoes at a time. everything is telegraphed for so long before it goes off. where's the 18000 aoes all stacked on top of each other leaving one single sliver of safe space in the corner furthest away from me that all go off after half a second while the boss steals my identity and ruins my credit bc i was looking in the wrong direction

#it's just always cool for me to realize how this game trains you #i get used to the new normal of difficulty with each expansion and then it just seems. normal #and then i go back and do some low level dungeon for roulette and i'm like jesus christ #and then i really show off my level 90 experience skills by apparently standing directly in an aoe and getting ohko'd by the boss #right at the end of the dungeon #in my defense. there was no aoe on my screen #and i didn't see that he was charging an attack #just me and atom instantly dying for apparently no reason #saddest view in the world is a viera in a playboy bunny outfit slumping to the ground with no hp #fel's ffxiv

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herearedragons · 4 months

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fun NPMD fact: it took me A While to realize that “can I shit or will I drown” in Hatchet Town references the way Richie died.

for a while I was perfectly willing to accept they just put in a line about poop for no reason

#starkid #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #npmd spoilers #in my defense I knew that the same team wrote an entire song about dying from dysentery #so I just went ‘ah. pooping as an example of an ordinary thing the townsfolk are now scared of because they have grown paranoid’#……….but no #now that it did click it’s a pretty clever line #herearedragons speaks

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isbergillustration · 14 days

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Still replaying Fallout 4 and enjoying the fashion juxtaposition possibilities

#fallout #illustration #artists on tumblr #drawing #procreate #digital art #my art #also dying a lot because i refuse to dress for defense as opposed to for fashions #listen im bringing hancock with me i gotta look good for the bf

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iamhereinthebg · 11 months

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Gonna share badly translated panels from the official french translation because I can

I can’t verbally explain how much Akane ROASTED Aoi in chap 69 . He really took the ‘I am gonna end this woman’s whole career” to a next level

:))))

--> to explain the ‘you’re pretending you don’t know’

#for her defense #Aoi actually said that 'he suck!' rather tan him being stupid #she was also fcking done on her part #Teru really went 'oospie?' when he saw them #I can't invent this sht he said 'mince alors' I wanna burn the translators #ty Mari for being okay with my half assd translation from french to english of the whole chapter too #Akane finished his rant and litteraly looked at her and go 'well?'#they need to insult each other every two pages in this translation idk why #Teru really went 'not cool bro' when Akane said 'what are you doing here?'#idk why the vibes of the french translations are so chaotic #but I am here for that #Aoi also said 'I asked you more than once :)))' when talking about his watch l o l she was done #oh and in terms of emotionnal damage they also put wavy texts #when the characters are either dying or have really strong emotions and idk what to do with myself with this #toilet bound hanako kun #aoi akane #akane aoi #nothing too special on the others chapters tbh I just really wanted to translate this one because I love their talk ahah #Akane just refers to the seven mysteries as deities rather than gods too #which is closer to the idea of Kamis to me #good volume as always #next one is in one month :))) chap 71/72/73/74 are all good I am not ready #tbhk #random french translation #disclaimer: it's hard to translate the context which is why I didn't do more page too ahah #I can just say that they are using slangs and are hasrher l o l #the vibes is just 'Oh yes you're testing me uh?'#jshk #jibaku shonen hanako kun fanart #jibaku shounen hanako kun

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legend-has-it-art · 6 months

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those pitch gals

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sapphickittykatherine · 10 months

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i'm sorry but when someone comes out here and implies that lancelot was in unrequited love with anyone i just have to laugh. do you seriously think that everyone in this cursed show wasn't head over heels for him? don't answer that.

#imagine me chortling insufferably at you rn #he was the one who left THEM #i will defend his honour to my dying breath #sir lancelot #gwencelot #mercelot #arlance #lancelot defense action #bbcm takes #bbcm fandom critical #bbc merlin #mine

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bgbrry · 4 months

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"Sam, eyes on me now. We go to “D” and, right, would you say this is more “Dolls-comma-watching,” or “Dolls-comma-human skin”?

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[ID: two identical drawings of Alice Dyer and Samama Khalid from the magnus protocol. the illustrations are from inside the computer, you can see the wires, a spider web and in one version the text of a statement from TMAGP 1. Alice is dressed in a green flannel and white shirt, she has bleached blond hair with pink ends. She has a lot of pins and is snapping her fingers to draw Sam's attention. Sam has dark curly hair and square glasses, he has dark skin and is wearing a red-ish sweater. Hes looking up at Alice.]

#i am late to the hype as always but in my defense. i was sick and dying for the last ten billion years #this ended up a lot more cartoon-y than i wannted but its fine #tmagp #the magnus protocol #samama khalid #alice dyer #the magnus verse #art #digital art #fan art #also yes they are inside the. puter #bgbrry

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lion-buddy · 4 months

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I missed it by like a couple weeks but it was his bday the other day happy bday nat 💥

#im my defense i was dying at the time. hed understand #lions little guys #guy time guy time and timeee to go back to work </3

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maulfucker · 6 months

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Random headcanon I think the Feral that Savage killed was a fake created with magic or something. It makes no sense to me for Mother Talzin end her own bloodline so easily just to help an estranged nightsister get revenge on Dooku. Even if they're not actually her sons, they are still Maul's blood, potentially powerful Force users. She was already sending one of them away on a purpose he would likely not return from, why kill the other and destroy a promising family.

#hm i should make an original post tag #star wars #headcanon #feral opress #like. don't tell me savage was expected to survive the fight with dooku. he was a pawn. a sacrifice.#also it would be funny if feral was just vibing back home while his brothers were out there killing and dying and suffering #but seriously i do think it doesn't make much sense for him to be killed as a test #the clone wars cartoon and star wars in general is pretty racist against nightbrothers (and dathomirians in general)‚#calling them monsters and savages and stuff. but they are wrong. they're not even aggressive they're just defending themselves #they have no air defense on dathomir they have to intercept strangers on ground. and sure that looks aggressive but it's just normal #i wouldn't want to let just anyone be roaming around my planet unchecked either. especially not when there's a whole war going on out there

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amplifyme · 1 year

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I may just be ultra-sensitive lately, but I'm tired af of seeing posts on my dash that deride and insult Fox Mulder. He's not stupid, crazy, or lacking braincells. He's a lot of things, including impulsive, reckless, self-absorbed, and single-minded. He can also be an asshole sometimes. But he's not a bumbling idiot. And fans implying that he is are not only insulting him, but also the woman by his side.

Can you imagine the shitstorm that would rain down on my head if I started making posts that included that sort of name calling directed at Scully?

It's not funny and it's not cute. He's not a joke.

#i will defend this man with my dying breath #co-founder of the mulder defense league #proudly serving the truth since 1993 #fox mulder #txf #xfiles

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rithmeres · 6 months

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yes, the plans that i could not share with you (because the haters would sabotage me) were that i was taking on LACC in my vash getup :)

i have so few pictures of myself but i got so many compliments (especially on my arm) and plenty of other people took pictures of me. and normally i don't like attention but i will be honest with u. under these circumstances i loved it. my arm held up really well through 8 hours on the convention floor and i have never been prouder of anything i've made. it's articulated incredibly well, no part of it gave out or required repair, it's never uncomfortable or a nuisance to wear, and i have enough range of motion to do relatively complex things like tying my shoes.

originally i was not planning to try to meet anyone famous because 1) it's expensive and 2) the lines are long and 3) i feel weird and annoying approaching literally anyone for any reason BUT. the spot where i met up with my sister just happened to be right next to johnny yong bosch's table. right when he started signing things. so i said LOL ok i'll do it.

it was super chill, i asked him how it felt to get the call that they wanted him to come back 20 years later for a trigun reboot and he said it almost didn't happen -- that since they recast everyone else for stampede they considered recasting vash as well (and i said WOW i'm so glad they didn't) and he said he really enjoyed getting to come back and explore a darker take (i forget if what he said was a darker take on vash's character, or just a darker trigun in general) but it was briefly surprising 2 me that he considered stampede to be a darker version but i get it, especially when u consider that there is not a lot of comedy in those 12 episodes to balance out the grief.

ANYWAY he was impressed with my arm and i asked him if he would sign my coat :) so he signed the lining but he was also like u know what, i'm gonna give you a second autograph just because. so he signed a print for me as well (free of charge!!) and the print with the blue signature matches my famous paintings that i always film in front of (that's providence baybee)

other stuff from the con under the cut

cosplay notes:

i saw 3 other vash cosplayers (a 98 vash, a stampede vash, and a purple coat vash) and no shade but i definitely had the best arm build. peace and love to all of them though

i saw 1 1/2 wolfwoods. 1 was the aforementioned mullet wolfwood from yesterday's post (ww if you’re out there ww) and the 1/2 was the 98 vash cosplayer’s gf in some kind of goth-ish dress and she was carrying a punisher

mullet wolfwood if you're out there i regret not getting a picture with you so much. i am deeply ashamed and i have no excuse because i ran into you twice and both times i was too embarrassed to ask for a picture. i just want you to know that your punisher was swag and your earrings were yolo and we would look very good together

i expected to see a lot more trigun tbh. los angeles where u at. 4 vashies at a convention of 120,000+ people is nothing. one guy even walked up to me like wow i love ur vash, i haven't seen a lot of trigun at this con and i was like I KNOW i thought i'd see a lot more

theeeee costume of all time award goes to the cad bane cosplayer i saw on the balcony. spare hand in marriage dude (gn) you looked so good

second place for costume of all time goes to the other mother cosplayer who had button eyes and these crazy finger appendages and never once broke character even while waiting in lines

i took 100 points of psychic damage from this one guy who (and im not kidding) was at least 6’4’’ and wearing platform boots and was dressed as the mfing onceler. with the stupid top hat he was fr 7+ feet tall (i saw him duck to get through a doorway).

someone was there as the brawny paper towel guy?? just walking around in a beard and flannel carrying a pack of paper towel rolls?? go off king

i saw 5 nightwing cosplayers but only 2 were biblically accurate (had ass)

the nanami sweep at this convention was so real u all SHOWED UP. and everybody ate. i saw at least 12 nanamis and not one of them was a flop.

i have never seen so many spider-mans in my life

other things:

fig. 1: this extremely hot captain america on a very large poster was about 2 make me act unwise. hi gorjus................................. nice eyebrows

fig 2: i saw this sign a couple blocks away from the con and i did a triple take. 🔥🔥🔥TRIMAX MENTIONED🔥🔥🔥

fig. 3: i saw all 4 hobbits in panel and can confirm elijah wood’s laugh is ten times more infectious in real life. before they were even done sitting down, dominic monaghan switched around all of their name cards so that none of them were seated behind the right name. as u might imagine much of the panel's content was reminiscing about LOTR, but i heard some stories that i hadn't heard before. they also talked about video games, other projects they are working/have worked on, how their kids feel about their dads' LOTR roles, how much they love ian mckellen, and how they would love to see something happen for the 20th anniversary of ROTK this year. sean astin (the legend) took shots at the stranger things writers (basically said joyce could never be happy with hopper) AND EVERYONE CLAPPED LOL. billy and dom talked about the best food in NZ, their show billy and dom eat the world, and the unfortunate events that led to the friendship onion's hiatus. it was a ton of fun to just watch them be themselves with each other, you can tell that these guys are all so fond of each other and love each other so much.

and finally, fig. 4: i bought these beautiful prints from @/batinyourbelfry and the skeletal washi tape from @/skeletalacademia (both on IG)

#this post is all over the place but i want u all to experience this with me. baby's first convention #i didn't hate it like i thought i might but i am absolutely WIPED and will b perfectly content to not go to another con for several years #lacc #los angeles comic con #it's so funny walking around and just hearing someone go VASH and literally being like. who said that.#like there are 5 million people in this corridor. where are u so i can acknowledge you #my immediate defense mechanism is to toss up a peace sign so it's very convenient that it is something in character for vash #my favorite compliment was this one guy who was just like 'THAT'S FUCKIN SICK' from across the aisle and i was like 'YEAH!!!!'#long post #ackchewally the more i think about it. i do think sometimes people mischaracterize stampede as lighter than the other triguns #simply because the characters look more baby than their other counterparts #even though many elements of stampede are. truly so dark.#like we are not at manga-level-dark yet but HOO BOY i have no doubt we will get there #i'm dying to see what other horrors orange is cooking bc i KNOW they're cooking awful manga things (laudatory)#hot single dads in your area #my cosplay #this post has taken me hours to write. im so sick of it at this point begone from my sight i hate u

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