I used to wake up my parents in the middle of night, convinced there was a bee in my room.
There wasn't. I could just hear the electricity in the walls.
(Except that one time it actually was a bee and no one believed me.)
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hi I'm home sick with covid, am probably not getting paid for my time off, and have had to order quite a bit of food cuz I don't feel well enough to make anything o/-< it's getting very expensive very fast and I don't have much money left, plus the money im losing out on from not working is gonna fucking suck.
I can't draw anything rn cuz my apple pencil doesn't work and I'm just so so exhausted anyway but here's my kofi and my v*nmo is herecomeslee if you wanna help a guy out
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Incorrect CANON 501st Quotes
Rex, annoyed: Hardcase, why are you BACK in the medbay for the third time today?
Hardcase, holding up his hand: Okay this time it wasn't something stupid-
Kix in the background: Yes it was.
Hardcase: Okay, so you know how I chew on things because it curbs my hyperactivity and lessens my anxiety as a sensory output kind of deal similar to playing with fidgets?
Rex, wide-eyed: That was oddly well-spoken for you, but yes, I know your habit, it concerns me.
Hardcase: Yeah, I know it does, ANYWAY, so, I was sitting on the floor against my bunk, just chilling with my datapad, and I picked up what I thought was my hoodie drawstring and went to chew on the end of it.
Rex, eyebrow raised: And?
Kix, walking over: And it turned out it was the charging cord for his datapad and he put the live wire in his mouth and shocked his tongue, then did it AGAIN before he noticed.
Rex, speechless:
Hardcase, shrugs: I promise I won't do it again.
Rex: I don't believe you.
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I love going to dinner with my friends, but do restaurants have to be so loud?? Every sound turns to mush.
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The fun Grey Area of buying offbrand fast fashion and fast-adjacent fashion, but then wearing it for years because you bought it for Broke reasons or Style I Love On Sale reasons.
Like... yeah, I do have some athletic wear and socks from Costco, some shirts from Hot Topic, even some blouses I bought from H&M before I learned how damaging it is.
But most of them are machine-washable cotton so I can wear them for uhhhhh [checks] I've still got Patagonia shirts from fifteen years ago, so I'll be wearing them that long if they don't fall apart from Lesser Quality and Rough Use
(Obviously, Patagonia is intended to last much longer than the general cheap-ish brands I'm talking about, but I needed an example of a known brand I've definitely had for that long to use as an example of how long I'd keep a shirt once I get it. There are others that I've had for a while but can't actually remember when I got them, like the Tinkerbell shirt.)
(I also do have some of my mom's blouses from the late 90s/early aughts so. I clearly don't care overly much about things going out of fashion.)
Like... I could do better than I am, but at least I'm doing better than the average?
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okay but dream experiencing the worst sensory overload after he's free because the world's gained several billion people since the 1910s and he's been living in almost complete silence for over a century. and also he associates loud noises with bad memories now because the only times he heard anything while in the fishbowl was either roderick or alex burgess demanding shit from him or jessamy getting shot. and he chalks it up to adjusting to life as the king of dreams in 2022, but the amount of noise and dreams and thoughts are catching up to him, until hob finally notices his bf's on the verge of a serious mental breakdown and introduces him to noise cancelling headhones and weighted blankets. and now hob's not only a safe place/person for him, he's also somewhere quiet. not in a stuck-in-a-fucking-fishbowl-in-the-basement-with-no-way-out kind of quiet, it's just peace and blankets and occasional cuddles while hob gripes about his students' grammar.
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The protector alter: I will always be there for all of you
That same protector alter when the body is on period:
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Tom made Toby bath list/steps
[ID: A piece of paper that's taped to shower tiles, the top says Bath Steps which is underlined and has little stars and hearts around it. The steps are 1: Turn on bath. 2: Get in & stop water. 3: Get hair wet. 4: Shampoo. 5: Wash out. 6: Wash Arms. 7: Wash torso. 8: Wash legs. 9: Wash back. 10: Wash neck & shoulders. 11: Wash face. 12: Wash privates. 13: Drain water. 14: Rinse off with shower head. 15: Dry off. 16: Wipe glass. End ID]
(thank you tom for ID!!!)
Steps written out help Toby get done faster and not forget steps. Tom big help! Toby love xyr system!! Tom also set up so music for Toby so not get overwhelmed as easy.
No accommodation stupid, do what help you.
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