#incorrect adventure time

[sharkaiju]

Simon: This is one of the nicer sewers we've been in!

Marcy: It's stinky.

Simon: JFC Marceline, I almost just died, would it kill you to say something positive

#totally not what i thought at thay moment or anything #simon petrikov #fionna and cake #incorrect quotes #incorrrect adventure time quotes #incorrect at quotes #incorrect adventure time #adventure time #ice king #marceline abadeer #marceline the vampire queen #incorrect fionna and cake quotes #incorrect fionna and cake #simon and marcy

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

*sometime after Jack “scabs”, and Racetrack is losing his shit a little*

Davey: Uh, Racetrack, are you-

Race: I’ve been double-crossed by Cowboy!

Davey: He betrayed all of us-

Race: I DONT LIKE BEING ABANDONED!

Davey: …

Race: I’M SENSITIVE TO IT!

#‘he said that we’s a family Dave-‘ #‘he said he was my BROTHER’ #MY HEART #ok that’s too serious this was meant to be silly #racetrack higgins #newsies #finn the human #adventure time #incorrect newsies #incorrect adventure time #newsies 1992 #seize the day #newsies stage show #incorrect newsies quotes #jack kelly #incorrect quotes #davey jacobs #I think we’re all sensitive to being abandoned #at least I am #dang it cowboy

[thealienrumi]

#fionna and cake #simon petrikov #ice king #candy queen #adventure time #text posts meme #incorrect quotes #text post memes

[beelz-bub]

Nerdy wiz-kid science textbook

Simon takes scrabble seriously

This is the text if you can't read it, but replace Faust with Simon 👍

#I stole the text from incorrect guilty gear quotes btw #simon petrikov #fionna campbell #fionna the human #cake the cat #fionna and cake #adventure time

[saturncodedstarlette]

[Angel!Y/N & Lucifer going through their old stuff]

Lucifer, digging : Hey.. this looks oddly familiar *pulls it out* wait, isn’t this—

Angel!Y/N, flustered : oh— yeah..

Lucifer : This is my old shirt when I was an angel! You.. kept it all this time?

Angel!Y/N : Yeah, its— uh its means a lot to me..

Lucifer, teasingly : oh really? You even wore it?

Angel!Y/N, chuckles : I actually wear it as my pyjamas to this day

Lucifer, blushed : Y-you do?

#Hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #Hazbin hotel x reader #Hazbin hotel x you #Hazbin hotel Lucifer #Hazbin hotel Lucifer x reader #Hazbin hotel Lucifer x you #Hazbin hotel Lucifer x oc #Lucifer morningstar x reader #Lucifer morningstar x oc #Hazbin Lucifer x reader #Original prompt : Original from me | mostly inspired from Adventure time #🕊 | Sonnet #angel!y/n #angel!reader

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Splinter: You're responsible for your own happiness, you know.

Leo: Good god, that's depressing.

Splinter: No, it's not.

Leo: I'm responsible for my own happiness? All due respect, Sensai, I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast.

#cause he always makes the toaster explode #incorrect tmnt quotes #source: adventure time #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #master splinter

[awesome-possum-midnight-hour]

Simon Petrikov x Y/N Incorrect Quotes:

The Candy Queen’s song has been stuck in my head for almost a week now. Send help.

I’m working on actual Simon x Readers, but those are gonna take some time…so I’m posting this instead.

Simon: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Y/N: You and me!!!

Simon, tearing up: Okay.

Simon: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Y/N: Stop romanticizing the past.

Simon, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Y/N: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Simon, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/N: Outstanding.

Simon: This is what I’m talking about people.

Y/N: We both look very handsome tonight.

Simon: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Y/N: I couldn't take that chance.

Y/N: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Simon: Okay.

Y/N: And make out during the scary parts.

Simon: Th-

Simon: The scary parts.

Simon: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Y/N: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Simon: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Simon: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Y/N: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Simon: But you’re always acting stupid?

Y/N: ...

Y/N: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Y/N: Simon and I are no longer friends.

Simon: Y/N THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

Y/N: Talk dirty to me~

Simon: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Y/N: Wha-

Simon: The economy is in shambles.

Y/N, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?

Simon, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

#simon petrikov #simon petrikov x reader #fionna and cake #fionna and cake Incorrect Quotes #adventure time #incorrect quotes

[horton-hears-a-who-cares]

Part five + Rohan (and others) because they just fit too perfectly

Also ask box is open if you wanna ask for drawings/text posts cause I’m fresh outta ideas

#jjba #Jojos #Jojos bizarre adventure #jojo #jjba part five #golden wind #vento aureo #I usually say things in tags #but I don’t have much to say #this is the second time I’m trying to post this #it keeps deleting itself #incorrect quotes

[commandernachos]

Pomni x Ragatha Incorrect Quotes

Pomni: when I first met Ragatha, I knew she was the one.

Ragatha: when I first met Pomni, I saw her trip over three small children, face plant into a wall and then somehow get her head stuck in a trash can.

-

Pomni: maybe we should hold hands.

Pomni: for safety.

Ragatha: yeah, sure.

-

Ragatha: how are you?

Pomni: *checks mood ring* normal and nervous.

-

Pomni, trying to flirt: s-so... you come here often?

Ragatha: we're stuck here.

-

Pomni: *laying face down in the mud*

Ragatha: what are you doing?

Pomni: *muffled* having me time.

-

Pomni: so, I heard you like bad girls.

Ragatha: oh, no, not really.

Pomni, visibly relieved: oh thank god.

-

Pomni, thinking: just don't let her know how awkward you are!

Ragatha: nice weather today!

Pomni: thanks!

#Source: unkown #Source: Adventure Time #Source: Tumblr #Pomni x ragatha #Ragatha x pomni #Pomni #Ragatha #tadc incorrect quotes

[incorrectgrayson-toddquotes]

Nightwing: I don’t know about this, Hood.

Red Hood: The last time you said that you ended up loving it.

Nightwing: The last time I said that you were holding a bag of durian flavored chips; now you’re holding a rocket launcher. They are two very different things.

#incorrect batfamily quotes #dick grayson #jason todd #originally I want the first time Dick said that to be a naughtier scene #but in my mind when it comes to that Dick would be the adventurous one #so it’s about food then #jaydick

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: To prove you are the real Yelena, tell me something only the real Yelena would know! What did I write in your birthday card two years ago?! WORD. FOR. WORD.

Yelena: Kate, there’s no way I would remember that.

Kate, hurt: I remember!

#source: adventure time #kate bishop #kate bishop incorrect quotes #hawkeye #yelena belova #yelena belova incorrect quotes #black widow #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[sharkaiju]

Magic Man: Maybe it'd help if you guys listed my worst qualities.

Finn: Rude.

Jake: Annoying.

Tiny Manticore: Batshit insane.

Finn: Chaotic Awful.

Jake: Annoying.

Magic Man: You already said 'annoying'.

Jake: Underline it.

#incorrect quotes #adventure time #incorrect adventure time quotes #incorrect adventure time #magic man #finn the human #jake the dog #tiny manticore #magic man adventure time #king man adventure time #normal man adventure time #incorrect adventure times quotes #finn mertens #finn and jake

[jincheeto]

I love them all bisexually

#THEY ARE SO SO SHAPED I LOVE THEM WITH MY WHOLE HEART #also i could never get over how much farmworld finn looked like an animal crossing player #so that explains that one #also according to probably incorrect math i did #finn is capable of benching 630 pounds #so yes he probably could break your spine #despite them being the same age #fw finn is basically the older brother to the other two #adventure time #atimers #finn the human #finn mertens #adventure time: fionna & cake #fionna campbell #fionna the human #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #farmworld finn #jinchee's art

[capndragn94]

Catra: Phew! Check out this ruby I got for Entrapta's machine.

Adora: That's an emerald, Catra.

Catra: You too now?! Emeralds are green.

Adora: This thing is green.

Catra: Why is everybody messing with me? It's like a dark gray-ish red. Mostly gray. Sometimes red things are gray!

Adora: You're a little colorblind... and there's nothing to be ashamed of!

Catra: Oh... whoops.

#she ra and the princesses of power #spop #she ra #catra #adora #catradora #entrapta #she ra incorrect quotes #spop incorrect quotes #source: adventure time #colorblind catra

[coffee-master]

[Prohibitedwish]

[Again coworkers au...]

Prismo: *doing something on computer*

Scarab goes to the Prismo: Oi, Prismo come here. *has some papers that they need to fill together*

Prismo: What's yup?

Scarab: Stand up stand when you're talking to me-

Prismo: What?? Why? You're litteraly next to me. I don't need to go to you.

Scarab disgusted: When you're sitting, you've got a huge hunch.. At least straight up.

Prismo: ...

Prismo: *in the end gets up irritated a little*

Scarab: ....

Scarab: *sees the huge hight difference between them*

Scarab: Nevermind sit back down-

Prismo: What? But you've just-!

Scarab: I said sit down!

Prismo: OK, ok chill out man-

[NEXT DAY]

Scarab: *wore heels to job, so the hight difference wouldn't bother him anymore*

Scarab thinking: "HA! Now we'll be the same hight-"

Scarab: Prismo come here for a moment!

Prismo: *stands up*

Scarab: . . .

[There's still the a big hight difference between them]

Scarab thinking: "How the fuck is he still taller than me!?!?"

[Meanwhile Prismo]

Prismo thinking: "Nice heels-"

#trashpost #prohibitedwish #scarab the god auditor #prismo the wishmaster #adventure time incorrect quotes #prismo #adventure time

[saturncodedstarlette]

[Angel!Y/N taking Charlie to visit the human world for the first time]

Angel!Y/N, texting Lucifer :

Heyo Luci

Charlie is going NUTS up here

Lucifer :

That’s great. Glad you two are having fun 🥳

Just don’t let her get into any trouble or anything too crazy

Angel!Y/N :

Too late

I’m just feeding up the flames 🔥🔥🔥

Lucifer :

Nooooo !!! 😂

Don’t forget to take pictures !!!

#Hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #Hazbin hotel x reader #Hazbin hotel x you #Hazbin hotel Lucifer #Hazbin hotel Lucifer x reader #Hazbin hotel Lucifer x you #Hazbin Lucifer #Hazbin Lucifer x reader #lucifer morningstar x reader #lucifer morningstar x you #Lucifer x reader #Hazbin hotel Charlie #charlie morningstar #Original prompt : Adventure time | S6E14