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bonesandcrew · 9 months
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Booth: Okay, let’s go over this again. What do we do when something goes wrong? Christine: We try to fix it before mommy gets back. Booth: And if that doesn’t work? Christine: We blame Uncle Sweets Booth: Good.
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vino---delectable · 2 months
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Y/n: You read my journal?
Vincent: At first I did not know it was a diary, I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.
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katesfatcat · 1 year
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~incorrect bones quotes~
Sweets: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Booth: You're like 15 years old
Sweets: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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icouldbeaduck · 2 years
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sweets: *bleeding out*
booth: quick, what’s your type
sweets: short, brunette, an intern, named after a flower-
brennan: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
sweets: oh, b positive
booth: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE POSITIVE WHEN YOU’RE DYING
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aardvaark · 2 years
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so i used the incorrect quotes generator for Bones (brennan and booth edition)
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crowsnotvultures · 1 year
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incorrect sab subtitles part (?/?)
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beam-meup-scotty · 6 months
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spock , roughly two seconds before doing something so unhinged no one else has even thought of it : good thing i’m a vulcan and i would never do something irrational or illogical lmaoo
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bones4thecats · 3 months
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I haven't done these in a while so...
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At A Staff Meeting... ~ Divus Crewel: I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school. Mozus Trein: I was voted “most likely to become a clown”… Dire Crowley: You think that’s bad? HA! I was voted “most likely to get rabies”!
When Grim Goes To The ADeuce Duo For Help... ~ Grim: Yuu's mad at me, and I'm not sure why. Deuce Spade: Okay, did you talk before they got upset? Grim: …yes? Ace Trappola: That's probably it.
This Is What Happens When You Marry the Cater Diamond... ~ Cater Diamond: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds? Y/N - Reader: Yes? Cater Diamond: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days. Y/N - Reader: ... Cater Diamond: It's gonna be a fun week! Y/N - Reader: I'm going to Trey's house. Cater Diamond: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.
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familiar-anonymous · 1 year
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Jesper, to Kaz: *drunk as hell* Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.
Kaz: *criminal offensive side eye* Shut. Up.
Jesper : Ops! Sorry! My bad.
Jesper, to Wylan: Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.
Wylan: Y-you're in love with me?!
Jesper: ...
Jesper: Where the f*ck is Inej when I am talking to her?!
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five-of-cr · 4 months
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the crows as reductress headlines: part 1
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star-trek-dumb-comics · 6 months
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Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #75
Guess who's rewatching TOS for the gazillionth time ?????
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bonesandcrew · 9 months
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Hodgins: As you know, I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me. We've established this. Zach: Where am I on the list? Hodgins: Well, I can't tell you that because then you'll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.
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vino---delectable · 2 months
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Vincent: You must calm down.
Y/n: I thought we talked about this. You’re supposed to support me when I want to kill someone!
Vincent holding y/n from daisy: Not in this instance, my darling!
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amphorographia · 11 months
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Jesper: If a beautiful man or woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Wylan: Well, maybe you should have principles.
Jesper: You're right, maybe I should.
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icouldbeaduck · 1 year
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booth: don’t do that
brennan: what?
booth: you think whenever you say “please, for me” that i’ll just do anything you want! not this time
brennan: please, for me?
booth: okay
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Someone who didn’t realise I was in earshot: I hate Matthias and I think his redemption arc was stupid because he was evil and he should never have been with Nina because he was prejudiced towards her
Me, pulling a portable projector from my bag and ushering everyone in the vicinity into chairs that just materialised from nowhere as I start handing round a syllabus and producing a binder full of notes: Well, actually -
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