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incorrect-quotes-4-u · 10 days

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TGCF Quote #2

Hua Cheng: Who hurt you? Xie Lian: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Hua Cheng: ...Yes, actually.

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daintyzumin · 2 months

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[Hualian cooking]

Hua cheng: Are you sure you’re alright?

Xie lian, crying: yeah, I-it’s just these onions..

Hua cheng:

Xie lian:

Hua cheng: those are potatoes, gege

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airabuuu · 8 months

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Xie Lian : San Lang, I'm sad.

Hua Cheng : *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay gege.

Shi Qingxuan: He-Xiong , I'm sad.

He Xuan , nodding: mood.

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fanqueen48 · 4 months

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I've seen so many fanfictions where Feng Xin and Jian Lan have an amicable divorce and split custody of Cou Cou, and I really want to read one where they have a battle in court for him. The Heavenly Officials are watching and making comments. Pei Ming is eating pop corn. Ling Wen is tired. Mu Qing is trying to figure out why he's here. All of ghost city is there as well. Just a chaotic court room where Feng Xin and Jian Lan fight over who gets their son on what days. They've almost agreed on how long each parent gets him, it's just a ridiculous spat over who gets Wednesday and Saturday.

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huachengslastbraincell · 1 year

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He Xuan: I just really like them and i don't what to say to them.

Hua Cheng, trying to be a supportive bestie because gege told him: Just go up to them, dude, just go up to them.

He Xuan: and say anything?

Hua Cheng: Yeah, say anything.

He Xuan: Ok

He Xuan: /goes up to Shi Qingxuan/

He Xuan: Your ass makes me forget about my dead family and fiancé.

Shi Qingxuan: /horrified and slightly flattered/

Hua Cheng, about to cry from holding back his laughter: Not that-

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skylark325 · 1 month

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I love how Shi Qingxuan’s role in the book is essentially being Xie Lian’s lawyer.

SQX: How do you know it was him who did it

LQQ. Umm…maybe because I was fucking there?

SQX: Nuh uh

MQ: He ran away with the ghost king

SQX: First of all, he was kidnapped. Secondly, did you consider that you were just bad company?

SQX: Oh please that couldn’t possibly be his child, respectfully my bestie has zero rizz.

Hua Cheng somewhere feeling an itch in his ear

Junwu: Don’t worry y’all, I got the virginity tester. It’s super accurate, I should know.

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yumemiruuuu · 3 months

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Lan Qiren: What is the process by which an octopus change it’s colors to mimic the surrounding?

Nie Huaisang: An octo-lie…?

Wei Wuxian: (looking smug) Mocktopus.

Jiang Cheng: …

Lan Qiren: …

Lan Wangji: … Metachrosis.

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mdzs-chaos · 2 years

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Lan Jingyi telling a horror story: they say many years ago someone cursed these mountains.

[A few years ago]

Wei Wuxian: fuck these mountains.

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white-flower-blooming · 5 months

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The Ghost King Diary

Day 6: How to make a good impression on your Gege's first visit to your domain (part 3)

3. Make your home cosy and give him a warm welcome

(A few hours before Xie Lian arrival. At Paradise Manor)

Hua Cheng: Ok ladies like we practice. I'm going to sit on the divan while you'll be dancing. And when Gege come you'll open the path for him

Dancers (excited): Yes Chengzhu!!!! We won't disappoint you my lord!!! We will dance as if our life depends on it

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A few moment later . . .

Hua Cheng (with nonchalance): Gege what a pleasant surprise. Welcome to my humble abode. Come sit next to me

[Also HC: And maybe you can stay here. I have plenty room...mine is free by the way]

《Previous. Next》

#Dancers: Good luck with your date my Lord!!#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #天官赐福 #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #tgcf donghua #theghostkingdiary #tgcf incorrect quotes

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freja-with-a-j · 11 months

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THIS GOTTA BE ON ETSY

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kyeomlurver · 1 year

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Feng Xin, trying to flirt: Are you taken?

Mu Qing: Yeah, for granted.

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incorrect-quotes-4-u · 10 days

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TGCF Quote #3

Xie Lian: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! Hua Cheng: Um...Neat.

*later* Hua Cheng, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Blackwater. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid. He Xuan, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Hua Cheng. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Shi Qingxuan confessed their love for me? Hua Cheng: Didn't you thank them? He Xuan: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked them.

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daintyzumin · 1 month

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Hua cheng sneezes

Xie Lian: bless you.

Hua Cheng: I’m already blessed everyday I spend with you, gege

Xie Lian: San Lang…

Hua Cheng: Gege…

Shi Qing Xuan: Shi Qing Xuan.

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haruka-zell07 · 2 years

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LCF/ORV/TSCTIR : Who are you?

SVSSS/MDZS/TGCF : We are you but chinese and gayer

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jayktoralldaylong · 2 years

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Toxic Couple Tango. MXTX version

(Where they all mention their partner's red flags.)

Lan Wangji: My Better Half is an alcoholic, chronic rule breaker, annoyed his way into my heart, re-invented grave robbing and picks fights with children.

Wei Wuxian: My Silly Little Rabbit sincerely intends to rail me eight times a week and he won't even increase my allowance. (TT)

Lan Wangji: You already get paid more than A-Yuan.

Wei Wuxian, pouting: I have adult expenses!

Luo Binghe: My Beating Heart told me that all lives were equal just a few days before he pushed me into the abyss for being half demon.

Shen Quingqiu: You know I had to! Don't even pretend like you're a saint my Adorable-Life-Support, I can't tell sometimes if you want to kill me or fuck me.

Xie Lian: Dang. You guys stay safe, cause we are not toxic at all. ^_^

Hua Cheng, muttering under his breath: My Reason-to-live practices self harm as a way of life.

Xie Lian: I already promised to stop! (TT) And personally, I wouldn't call it a red flag, but My-One-and-Only-Love-of-my-Life, you did stalk me for 800 years, created lots of intense art and tried to kill my best friends a bunch of times.

Hua Cheng: They deserved it.

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huachengslastbraincell · 2 years

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Xie Lian: San Lang, can you pay for this for me?

Hua Cheng: Oh, sure.

Mu Qing: Hold on, he can't just pay for you!

Hua Cheng (offended): Why not? I'm dianxia's husband, I get him anything he likes.

Mu Qing: We're playing Monopoly!!

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