#incorrect sam and max

[shadow-coolness]

Sam: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.

Max: Unless you're home alone.

#incorrect quotations #incorrect quotes #incorrect sam and max #sam and max

[taergalive]

Even MORE Incorrect Radioapple Quotes I cannot be stopped I'm a force to be reckoned with.

Alastor: Awww. I was hoping we’d teleport under an immovable pile of rubble and debris. Trapped for weeks, we’d be forced to resort to cannibalism just to survive. Lucifer: You keep coming up with creepy disaster scenarios that always end with you eating me, Al. It’s getting annoying. Alastor: If you don’t like it, then stop looking so damn tasty.

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Lucifer: “Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.” -Milton Alastor: “Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.” -David Byrne

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Alastor: One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition. Lucifer: Remind me to refill your prescriptions.

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Lucifer: Vox is naked! Alastor: I'm doing everything I can not to think about that. Lucifer: Au naturel! Alastor: You're not helping! Lucifer: In the raw! Alastor: La la la la la, I'm not listening! Lucifer: In the buff! In his birthday suit! Alastor: SHADDUP! Lucifer: ...nude.

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Lucifer: Want to play doctor, Al? Alastor: For the last time, Luci, no! I- oh, with the monster. Sure.

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Lucifer: "Non-mafia-owned casino destroyed by mysterious explosion." Alastor: Mysterious? I gave my name to reporters and even posed for pictures! Lucifer: Sometimes blowing something up is its own reward, Al.

#Radioapple #duckiedeer #lucifer x alastor #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #Sam & Max

[the-spooky-children]

Pump: I hope when we die they put our hells close to each other

Skid: It'll be like a slumber party that never ends!

(Source: Sam & Max Beyond Time and Space)

#this definitely fits them after episode 6 #spooky month #skid and pump #skid #sm skid #pump #sm pump #sr pelo #sm spoilers #kinda #shitpost #sam and max #spooky month incorrect quotes #sm incorrect quotes

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: *stargazing* Makes you feel rather... insignificant, doesn't it, Eddie?

Eddie: I always feel that way about you, Frank.

#source: sam and max #Frank Frankly #Eddie Dear #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes #franklydear #frankeddie

[incorrectpokernight2]

Claptrap: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to? Sam: Schrödinger's boys. Brok: FUCK! Ash: What about cracking open a cold milkshake? GLaDOS: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. GLaDOS: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison. Claptrap: … Sam: … Brok: … Ash: … GLaDOS: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.

#incorrect quotes #poker night at the inventory #sam and max #claptrap #borderlands #portal #portal 2 #ash williams #glados #brok samson #venture bros

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: Humanity is not safe while the Kraang are on the loose.

Mikey: Are we part of humanity, Donnie?

Donnie: Not technically, but we’re in danger too.

#submission #thank you for the submission <3 #incorrect tmnt quotes #source: sam and max #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #michelangelo #donatello #the kraang

[prowl-mun]

Nifty: Oh Boy, A pet unicorn! I shall call Him "Horny"

Angel Dust: ( smirking trying not to laugh) You do that.

#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel #nifty #angel dust #source: sam and max

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Ahsoka: Where should I put this so it won’t harm anyone we know or care about?

Anakin: Out the window, snips!

Anakin: There’s nobody but strangers out there!

#Ahsoka Tano #Anakin Skywalker #disaster lineage #star wars #star wars: the clone wars #tcw #Star Wars the Expanded Universe #Star Wars: The Prequel Trilogy #incorrect star wars quotes #source: sam & max hit the road

[starheirxero]

do you. want to talk about body horror with tsams eclipse? cause boy howdy im having thoughts

YES I WOULD LOVE TO TALK ABOUT THAT ACTUALLY!!!!

Eclipse’s entire existence is body horror to me in a way I can’t quite properly convey. He never had his own body, he was always inhabiting someone else’s, and the only time he ever looked like himself when was he was cloaking someone else’s body with the star which hurt him badly.

He’s a direct split of Moon, so when he first woke up, he looked at himself and knew he looked wrong. He heard himself and knew he sounded wrong. And never again from that point forward does he ever get to relish in that feeling of a right body again. He just… gets used to being wrong. He gets used to having a flawed existence.

I had a whole ramble about this in my friend’s discord and I talked about how it probably only amplifies his control issues too, because while it may be one thing to control the people around you and the person you possess, it’s another thing to control how you look I think. Like maybe my “Eclipse can be used as a trans metaphor” is showing here, but I truly don’t think it ever helped him to look at his hands and know they aren’t his.

Like, surely there had to be moments where it occurred to him that he had never lived in a body that was built for him, meant for him, and looked like him. Surely there had to be moments where the feeling of always being the unwelcome other in a body crushed him. Surely he had to think at least once that it would be nice to have a body that is a home rather than a temporary stepping stone to survival.

As far as Eclipse is concerned, all having a body is body horror……..

#asks #crack-a-lackin-max #SORRY THIS IS SMTH I’M KINDA PASSIONATE ABOUT HAHAHA #Like. listen I am DEFINITELY projecting my own feelings here #but i love to imagine that eclipse could sometimes feel like there’s a sort of clawing inside him #that /himself/ is just right under the surface of this incorrect casing #that if he could just shatter the shell that encases him then he’d see the black and red and orange of his own true body #but he knows better #he /knows/ that no amount of clawing at himself and staring in the mirror will change another person’s body #and it makes the feeling all the more unbearable #OKAY SORRY. IM NORMAL NOW HAHA #xero thoughts and rambles #sun and moon show #the sun and moon show #tsams #sams eclipse #eclipse sams #eclipse

[weirdkev27]

Ballister: That guard really takes his job seriously.

Nimona: I’ll create a distraction while you sneak in through the door.

Ballister: The last time you “created a distraction” you took out the power of the entire city.

Nimona: You call it “overzealous” I call it “thorough”.

#ballister blackheart #nimona #incorrect nimona quotes #source: sam and max

[shadow-coolness]

*In perilous danger*

Sam: We have... to remain... calm.

Max: [screams in fear]

Sam: CALM, MAX! YOU'RE NOT BEING CALM!!!

Max: [slaps him]

Sam: I needed that!

Max: [slaps him again]

Sam: I needed that, too!

Max: [punches him]

Sam: YOU’RE PUSHING YOUR LUCK MAX!

#incorrect quotations #incorrect quotes #incorrect sam and max #sam and max #source: scooby doo

[taergalive]

Maybe this is how they start dating

Lucifer: Can you find dates for Alastor and me? Angel: Seriously? I mean, sure, why not? Stranger things have happened. I guess. They must have. Somewhere. Lucifer: I'm chosing not to be offended by that. What do we need to do? Angel: It's easy, just fill out an application. You know, your best traits and what you're looking for in a partner. I'll help you out. Tell me your good points. Lucifer: I'm very spiritual. Alastor: A disciple of the ancient ones, enacting dark magick rituals to bring forth their reign again upon this earth! Lucifer: I lead an active lifestyle. Alastor: Always running from the authorities. Lucifer: I can appreciate a person's inner beauty Alastor: I even have my own sonogram machine! Angel: (Writes something down) Okay, now what are you looking for? Lucifer: They should have an air of mystery. Alastor: Making frequent passing to their time in a chain gang but, when pressed, revealing nothing. Lucifer: They should love the outdoors. Alastor: We frequently lock ourselves out of the hotel. Lucifer: They should love animals. Alastor: Such as the elusive praying mantis, whose deadly but enthralling mating rituals they mimic. Lucifer: They should be tall. Alastor: At least twelve feet, or four meters if they're Canadian. Lucifer: ...that's all I can think of. Angel: Oh believe me, that's plenty. Now I'll just put your application in my...computer... (does something under his desk) And there it is. Alastor, your ideal match is...Lucifer! Alastor: Disturbing. And yet somehow not unexpected. Angel: And Lucifer, your ideal soulmate is...Alastor! Lucifer: Well there goes another blow to the concept of a fair and just universe.

#radioapple #lucifer x alastor #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #Sam and Max Save the World #Honestly Alastor is a lot like Max lol

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Cleric: Oh, no! It’s a spooky graveyard full of zombies, mummies, and other monstrous and therefore socially acceptable targets!

Warlock: I hate it when the dead don’t stay on their side of the veil.

#cleric #warlock #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnd quotes #submission #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect dnd classes #dnd #Dungeons and Dragons #mod meme #thatonekobold #source: sam and max

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

Lord Tippet: *turns off lights* ...*turns them back on*

Lord Tippet: "Hello? Is everyone alright- GREAT MACE-WIELDING MINOTAUR KINGS!!!"

Narrator: "Who are you talking to?"

Lord Tippet: "Nobody, just practicing for next time." :)

#jackbox #incorrect jackbox quotes #jackbox games #incorrect quotes #weapons drawn narrator #weapons drawn #lord tippet #tippet #narrator #source: sam and max

[twsted-lovers]

Incorrect Twisted Wonderland quotes but it’s from the Sam & Max franchise

I recently got into Sam & Max and I’m super addicted to them, so here are some quotes from this underrated franchise

Also Happy 4th Anniversary Twisted Wonderland!! (Even though I’m late)

Apologizes if they’re out of character

Deuce: One recipe to rule them all, and one egg for binding.

Ace: Neeerrrrrdddd!!

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Lilia: Demonic possession is the gift that keeps on giving!

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MC: Be careful not to set fire to anything while we’re here

Grim: No promises

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MC: I need to get that VCR to either the shop or the exorcist. Every time I pop in a tape it demands a blood sacrifice

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Overblot!Jamil: Mwah ha ha ha ha!!!

MC: Damn you, Jamil!!

Grim: Yup, you owe me five bucks MC

MC: I’d never thought he’d go for the cheesy evil laugh

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MC: This is my huggable friend Grim!

Grim: Please don’t hug me

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MC: Me and my partner want to ride the Cone of Tragedy

Ace: That’s right. We’ve lost our will to live

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MC: *at the Tunnel of Love* It wouldn’t be romantic without Ace

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MC: Who was that?

Ace: I don’t know, but if it weren’t for the carefree innocence of this carnival, I’d be breaking his kneecaps

I wanted to post this on their 4th anniversary, but I got lazy

#twisted wonderland #twst #incorrect twisted wonderland quotes #incorrect quotes #ace trappola #deuce spade #lilia vanrouge #jamil viper #twst grim #twst mc #ace trapolla x reader #ace trapolla x yuu #sam and max

[incorrectpokernight2]

Brok: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity? GLaDOS, turning to Max: How tall are you?

#incorrect quotes #poker night at the inventory #brok samson #venture bros #sam and max #glados #portal #portal 2