#investigation au

[zylev-blog]

Batman opened the door, catching the falling body that had come out of the tube. Glowing green Lazarus water flowed around his feet, but he didn’t care. He gently laid the boy onto the ground, listening for breathing sounds. But he wasn’t even sure if his species could breathe. The boy was no older than Tim, with stark-white hair, and pale green skin. The boy wasn’t human, that was for sure, but as to what species he was, Batman had no clue. The teenager hadn’t even opened his eyes since being removed from the tube.

The Lazarus water didn’t smell quite like the pits he was used to. The water smelled cleaner, stronger. Less like battery acid and more like a strong-scented cleaner that he couldn’t give a name to.

He grasped the boy by the shoulders as he picked him up bridal style. He needed to take the boy to the cave, and figure out if he was even alive. A regular hospital wouldn’t be able to do anything for him.

“Batman, we’ve apprehended the last of the men in white suits.” Red Robin said over the comms.

“Good,” His voice was gruff, “Make sure they don’t escape before police arrive.”

Tim didn’t bother saying anything else to him. Neither of them were in the mood for jokes. Not after what they had seen tonight. They had stumbled across a lab in Gotham in an abandoned warehouse. They had thought that it was a Joker hideout when they first arrived, but they had quickly found out that wasn’t the case. After they had began to investigate, they had found corpses of many people that had been thrown into a pit. The bodies had evidence of vivisection, torture, and experimentation. The bodies had ranged from children to adults, but the results were all the same. They were all dead.

They had found tubes like the ones used at Cadmus. They held a few humanoid-species, but most of them looked like they were in varying stages of death. The only tube that looked like it held someone living had been the teenage boy he now held in his arms.

The worst thing about all of this were that they had no idea what this place was, what they were doing, or why they were in Gotham. They had stumbled in by mistake.

He had a lot of work to do.

“No survivors.” Nightwing’s voice sounded. Not even Dick was in a good mood anymore, and he had been joking around for the last few hours.

Batman looked down at the boy in his arms. The boy hadn’t stirred once, hadn’t moved, and hadn’t breathed. He might be carrying a corpse for all he knew.

“And the files?” He prompted.

“Downloading.” Red Robin’s voice was grim. “You’re not going to like it.”

He didn’t like anything about this situation already. How could it get any worse?

“From what I can tell from skimming through the files,” Red Robin continued, “They were experimenting with people’s souls. They killed all of these people because they wanted to catch their ghost.”

“Hrrn.” He looked away from the teenager in his arms. Maybe he didn’t have a corpse in his arms—but a ghost. A ghost of a teenager he failed to save.

What if it had been Tim lying in his arms? Dick? Jason? Damian? Did this teenager have parents before he died, or were his parents in the pit?

The boy stirred, whipping Bruce’s attention back to him. The boy moaned in pain, starting to writhe in his arms.

“You’re safe now.” He said to the boy. “You’re saved.”

“Nnnngh.” The boy opened Lazarus green eyes to look at him. The eyes were hazy, as if exhaustion plagued them. “Batman?”

“They won’t hurt you ever again.” He promised.

“Where is my sister?” The boy asked. “They took her.”

Dick’s words played on repeat in his mind. No survivors. But the boy didn’t need to know that. Not yet.

“We’re still searching the base. She’ll be here somewhere.” He lied.

The boy closed his eyes, letting out a deep sigh. But even with Bruce watching him, the boy did not breathe. Maybe he didn’t need to anymore. Tears leaked down the boy’s cheeks, as if he knew Bruce’s lie.

#dp x dc #dp x dc au #dp x dc writing prompt #dp dc crossover #dp x dc fanfic #dp x dc prompt #danny phantom #danny phantom crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp crossover #dpxdc prompts #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp au #giw #ghost investigation ward #batman

[pankiepoo]

fan if he was in one investigations

#hfjone #ii #onehfj #hfjone ava #ava hfjone #ii fan #fan ii #pankie art #one investigations #hfjone investigations #hfjone spoilers #fan in hfjone #fan in hfjone au #fan in one #fan in one au

[doctorsiren]

Silly Little Monster AU ft. Dadworth and Kay

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #ace attorney au #ace attorney investigations #miles edgeworth #kay faraday #dadworth #shi long lang #phoenix wright #silly little monster au #ace attorney fanart #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #doodle page #touching on a point I made in one of the other SLMAU posts #where Miles used to know natural warmth bc he used to be human and so he secretly loves to cuddle with Phoenix and Kay #his furry family 🤪 #OH HOLY BUCKETS DUDE I HAD AN IDEA #THERES THAT IDEA THAT CATS CAN SEE GHOSTS SO LIKE #SHE CAN ALSO SEE THE GHOST OF GREGORY EDGEWORTH WHEN MILES LOOKS IN THE MIRROR #most other people would just see nothing bc he has no reflection #🤯 #hehe kaytty cat

[flamingpudding]

How to NOT find out you're adopted

The fun thing about dying was that it messed with your mind. Well it wasn't fun perse but well it was an expirence. It was espacially fun if you have died twice.

And the best part was. Finding out through dying that you're adopted. Really Danny wanted to sarcastically applaud someone for that.

Because when he stepped into his parents portal and turned it one by pretty much dying through electrocution and then getting revieved by the portal that opened on top of him, life decided that wasn't enough drama. Because at that time a whole set of apparently lost memories reopend.

Good point. In the months after his portal accident he had been to busy to deal with that. Bad point, once he had the time to think about it he wanted to rip his hair out cause apparently that portal accident had not been his first death but second death.

Like it wasn't enough that he didn't have any memory's of anything before the age of five before, got some freaky but awesome ghost powers, no his memories has to return too.

And he didn't like it when they did.

Because that meant he now had to remember his oh so gracious grandfather killing him by throwing him into the Lazarus Pit as sacrifice. Really getting drowned wasn't fun as a first death.

Because that meant he was the son of a crime fighting furry. Someone he barely knew anything but his vigilante name and all the praises his bio mother used to brainwash him with.

Because that meant he had a brother that was likely still getting brainwashed by probably both their bio mother and the lunatic of a grandfather.

Because that meant a realization that the Lazarus Pit was nothing more than a ecto-variant. Which, screw that he now got revived two times through that shit too.

But most of all that meant he was fucking adopted and his parents didn't bother to tell him at all. Now, he really didn't feel bad anymore about not telling them about Phantom.

Really as if being half ghost wasn't messing with his life enough now he was starting to get worried about this grandfather's cult and the crime fighting Bat.

At least they wouldn't come to Amity Park, right?

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #damian wayne #bruce wayne #ra al ghul #talia al ghul #demon twin au #Well at least he was save from them in Amity... #...nope he was not #bruce started investigating Vlads shady deals now #and the Mansons so happe d to invide him to a gala #perfect chance to snoop around #of course he would give the local hero the courtesy of letting them know he was there #late night stress writing #random late night thoughts #dc x dp prompt #have fun with this #prompt idea

[the-hydroxian-artblog]

#Rouge the Bat #Sticks the Badger #sth #sonic the hedgehog #Sonic Adventure 2 #Sticks AU #Rouge AU #Investigator Sticks #Sticks

[creatrixanimi]

I’ve been thinking about an angsty AU where chandelure gets injured when Ingo goes missing (was taken)

#submas #subway master emmet #natural harmonia gropius #chandelure #submas angst #subway boss emmet #This was mostly bc I think stained glass scars would be interesting but I accidentally gave the pretty ghost lamp survivor’s guilt (oops) #art #also I’m surprised by how little n is utilized in investigation in arceus aus considering he could like. talk to the witnesses #I don’t know if he would be particularly useful in this au to get ingo back but he could at least help out w communication

[zepskies]

Series Masterlist - Break Me Down

Pairing: Soldier Boy/Ben x Female Reader

Summary: You’re a private investigator by trade, but now you happily sit at a desk — leading a surveillance team at Supe Affairs. After managing to end Homelander in New York, Soldier Boy escapes custody. You are recruited for the manhunt, joining Butcher’s team.

Truly, you joined the S.A. for the right reasons. But after you become his accidental hostage, Soldier Boy will break down every single one of them…

AN: For those of you who enjoyed “Checkerboard,” here’s the requested prequel series! It’s gonna be a long road to get to that version of Soldier Boy. Technically this is an AU set post-season 3.

Series Tags/Warnings: **Rated M. (18+ only.) Enemies to frenemies to lovers. Angsty, messy, moral quandaries galore. This is a romance, but it’s a dark world with morally gray and dark characters, including Soldier Boy, of course. **Smut, language, misogyny, violence, and other chapter-specific tags.

🎵 Listen While You Read: The BMD Playlist

Chapters:

Prologue

Part 1 - The Game Begins

Part 2 - You Move Me, Baby

Part 3 - Somewhere Down Below

Part 4 - On the Inside Out

Part 5 - Morning, Night & Day

Part 6 - A Hot Meal

Part 7 - Until Midnight

Part 8 - Something in the Way

Part 9 - Breach

Part 10 - Caught in the Balance

Part 11 - The Lion's Den

Part 12 - All Your Wicked Ways

Part 13 - A Generous Deal

Part 14 - Safe House

Part 15 - The Tower

Part 16 - Soldier Boy

Part 17 - More Than Words Can Say

Epilogue - All My Living Time

Series Complete!

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Read More In the BMD-Verse

Not done reading this version of Soldier Boy x Reader? Well, there's more to their story.

(**Notes 18+ only and/or smut)

One-Shots:

In the Dark You and Ben have tackled the insurmountable together, but no one said the recovery would be easy.

Checkerboard** You’re not a supe. You’re breakable. Soldier Boy sometimes forgets that.

Love Actually** Ben gets in late on Christmas Eve with a Grinch-like attitude, but you’re determined to force some holiday cheer into his system.

Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3 - Complete

Wake Me Up** [MINI SERIES] A few weeks after you and Ben celebrate your first Christmas together, he is returning from another mission with the Supe Affairs team. When he discovers that you’ve been taken, he’ll do whatever it takes to find you. And then, to help you heal.

Series in Progress!

Strong As Blood** After you accidentally break through a solid wood table, you know there’s something wrong with you. You begin to have your suspicions, but can you keep it from Ben long enough to find out? 

(In other words: This is the story of how you and Ben discover that you’re pregnant.)

Part 1 || Part 2 - Complete

Until Morning A quiet moment between you, Ben, and your newborn daughter.

Green** Ben spends the day alone with his daughter, to varying degrees of success. When you get home, it prompts a serious conversation.

Calculated Risks You and Ben argue about your commitment to being a working mom. When a rogue supe gets loose at Supe Affairs, mayhem ensues, putting not only your life at risk, but your daughter’s as well.

Imagines:

Getting jealous.** 💚 Ben needs new clothes, but the shop girls think your boyfriend is fair game.

Ben’s reaction to his girlfriend on her period.❣️ How he takes care of you.

Ben loses you. 💔 Includes a “twist” ending…

Talk to Me 💞 In the wake of his vivid nightmare, you confront Ben about his fears and get him to open up. [Sequel to “Ben loses you.”]

Moodboard below created by @chernayawidow:

Soldier Boy Masterlist

Main Masterlist

#soldier boy #the boys #soldier boy x female reader #soldier boy x reader #soldier boy x you #the boys season 3 #the boys amazon #private investigator!reader #checkerboard prequel #dark romance #break me down #break me down masterlist #jensen ackles #jensen ackles characters #soldier boy fanfiction #the boy au #enemies to lovers #romance #zepskies writes

[nelkcats]

Danny is a meta Babysitter

Is not public information, but all Crime Alley know it, ¿the only rule? Don't tell the heroes

So, imagine the surprise when Roy Harper contacted him (¡¿cause Hood recommended!?)

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #roy harper #jason todd #dc x dp #Babysitter Au #Lian is not a meta #but Roy thinks if he can handle metas he can handle her #it was a last minute choice but it turns out pretty good #they will not tell to the jl anyways #probably will call again #Danny needed money for college #and he handle all his Rogue gallerie #Meta kids are the same but in little #Danny is a retired hero #He accepted all jobs even the ones not in Gotham #Jason is debating between investigating the meta babysitter or ask him out #lian harper #The no meta rule in Gotham is more a don't get caught for citizens #There are a lot of them in Crime Alley #Red Hood knows he just don't care if they are doing good #Actually they recommended Danny #Danny is not a meta but he can handle them really well #this is the easiest job ever #He also lives in Crime Alley

[jal-the-jinxed]

Petrigrof paranormal investigators au

More petrigrof paranormal investigators au ( °v°)ノ∠※.:*

#petrigrof #simon petrikov #betty grof #adventure time #adventure time fionna and cake #atimers #adventure time simon #adventure time betty #adventure time fanart #at simon #at betty #fan art #you will be seeing more of this au oops #petrigrof paranormal investigators #au #adventure time au

[puppetmaster13u]

Another Dragon Prompt?

They had all figured they'd seen it all. Great wurms of thorn and vines, built by the land and leaves around them, massive wyverns of wind and storm whose roars were like a thunder crash.

But all of that was nothing when the city found itself dragged into the realm of green, where there was a deadly, horrible calm before everything fled.

The pair of drakes usually getting into things, one of gold and black scales, the other a kaleidoscope of blues and reds screamed, tearing across the land as it was torn asunder. The mothering dragon constantly dropping food on top of the people didn't even bother as it flew alongside the one usually stealing boxes as fast as their tiny wings could move. Even the drake with armor of steel and more aggression than a chihuaha turned kaiju raced away, leaping from building to building before seemingly recalling it too had wings it could use.

More dragons than Amity had ever seen before fled in great flocks, everything a panic, terrified of whatever they were trying to escape. Every shape and size, from the blobs to great wurms like the one who called itself Overgrowth, and they were running.

And then they saw it, first a familiar beast of pink flame and gouging antlers- the Wisconsin Drake, the Fentons had called it- with dozens of wings beating and ectoplasm spilling from a great gouging wound before it crashed into a building with a pained wail.

But it was what followed that truly horrified everyone. A great beast of night, fins flared out like massive wings as it swam through the sky, flames already gathered in its mouth as it stared down at its prey.

Amity had thought they had seen it all.

It did nothing to prepare them for the King's awakening.

#prompts #danny phantom #ghosts are dragons #pariah and fright are brothers in the dragon au and I think that's something that should be known :) #Outside pov? #Pariah (looking at tiny Danny now a core): Ah a baby #Pariah: My baby now #Vlad is either getting killed or adopted by FK #Maybe both #Poor Amity Parkers having no clue what the fuck is going on #They thought they'd seen big dragons but here's one that is Bigger Than The Entire City #feel free to make this a crossover lol #could be dcxdp or anything really #they ARE in the ghost zone after all so who knows where they get spit out (if they ever do leave) #perhaps a hero was investigating at the Wrong Time lol #dcxdp #dpxdc #art #my art #digital art #ibispaintx #dragons #hope yall like the designs lol

[solazu1]

Some more Jay and Tim from my role swap Au, wooden beetles :33

#marble hornets #tim wright #jay merrick #Wooden Beetles #It’s ship art if you squint #But I mean #Tim just cares too much in this Au #Yeah we gotta focus on the investigation but holy shit dude have you seen a doctor or psychiatrist yet? Did you drink water and eat too???? #Jay is not used to the care being shown here and he’s also 50x more insufferable but he’s also really helpful in deciphering code so fuck i #We ball! #Jam if you squint.. #I’ll tag #jam marble hornets #anyway

[trappednyourheart]

The wrong DNA test

( what if, Sheila wasn't really Jason's mother? The system is already corrupted, then what about the test?).

A huge brawl containing every rogue had started at the time of Halloween, causing the people from downtown to fled there home's as joker had clownized the whole neighborhood with his goon's.

Every bats had taken to groups to take out the three parts of Gotham's as the rogue's had started to make alliances, some had lasted quite long while had conflicts, and causing a big damage to Arkham asylum,

It didn't take long before they captured all of them, none of the bats questions as they observed Jason glowing green eyes starting to flick, they thought it was the pit again, growing wary of the cooperation, but Crime alley was involved and that mean business to Red hood's turf.

Catherine todd love her son as her own even if not biological, Jason knew that. But her thing with drugs couldn't make her stop.

Sometimes after that, they could hear Jason humming a tune,a nice melody from Damian's statement saying that Jason muttered to him “ lullaby” as Jason continued to read his book, maybe it could be from Catherine,

they knew how Jason's past with Catherine todd, his mom even if not related, Catherine loves her son like her own kid but her doing drugs and... overdosing couldn't be stop.

Maybe Jason just remembered his mother maybe reminiscing atleast something familiar...even if it was a bad time.

Jason had constantly have been hearing a woman's? Man's? Voice, singing him a lullaby...it soothing, like as if he known and loved this melody...and that's where the dreams kept coming, there was a person, giving him kisses, Talkin to him stories, singing him lullabies and soothing him, he could dream that he was actually a baby, a baby from a normal couple, well don't count the luxurious baby room.

Jason had took out a conspiracies why he was getting this dreams, ( he swears he's not becoming Tim) and voices, maybe like a misshapen memories from the pits of victims? No it's to peaceful for that, maybe magic? He already contacted Constantine but surely hang up after knowing who it was-

Just how is he getting this dreams? Unless it wasn't.... So he proved again his point, he started a DNA test, again but none had records...of Sheila being his biological mother...that was weird, last time he had a test was from the time as robin..and before his-

So he went to that hospital who had said where Sheila had given birth to him, and most of shock is that no one knows a mother giving birth named Sheila haywood but had a document of a baby, of one Jason jay nightingale, the most believing part was that it's the same day he was born in.

His mother, Daniel F. Nightingale was said to be trans as the doctor who help his mother safely delivered him, And saying that his mother loved him,

one Sheila Haywood had the constant trick to get him and taken him as his own, because his mother's family was a wealthy one they practically sold him to her.

Jason had thought that maybe his mother's family never wanted him to have a son with a man from Gotham's crime alley.

Meanwhile Danny had just been YEETED to the DC universe before the start of Batman's justice thing and had been adopted by a very wealthy fruit loops couple as there kid, so he stayed as the couples daughter even pretending, because he owed ghost writer a favor for the last time, and as DC universe exist so it's story, and one thing for sure the child he had to give birth in this universe has a very complicated fate,

he did the one night stand from his supposed friend Willis Todd? He had to befriend him as Dalia F. nightingale the supposed Wealthy daughter who fell in love with a peasant trope, and gotten pregnant making it a scandal, and reaching to his ‘parents’ circle and getting that drama.

But he never thought he would care for his child, his little jay, his ghost side would purr in delight when they held Jason, he was a very hard sucker especially from his pacifier or his breast, it's so weird being in a women body,

but the way his ‘parents’ sold his son to the women who was supposed to get his son killed and being revived by cheap parody ass of ectoplasm.

He went feral, he had an argument to his ‘parents’ but all fell deaf ears, he couldn't find his son in one of the hotels nearby where that BXtch was.

And that time was where his part of the script was fulfilled, ghost writer already took him, both sides of his, were angry.

He. will. get. his. baby. back.

#dcxdp #Danny phantom #dcxdp crossover #Mom!Danny #Batfam #Jason todd #portraits #When the bats find this they decided to help find Jason's Mom only to find out she went missing #his Jay Nightingale now #yes- im getting of topic #so lets just say that clockwork has also has some things involved with his #dcdp #batfam #and ghostwriter #so if this doesn't go to your timeline aus or smth or cannon idk what to say #when the bats found out about Jason's investigation to find his mother #they gladly help but after finding where jason's grandparents who sold him to Haywood #they meet with them #and the whole revealed was much more depressing because His mother died/missing/suicide #Ghost writer was the one who plan the...The death scene. #so jason is sad #and very much wants his momma #because thats how ghost parents shit is right? #yeah i dont think im educated enough #So the grandparents are like grieving for there son (yes they accepted his trans btw). #and let jason and the rest of the batfam in there manor/castle ( cause there seriously old money) and introduce jason to his mom's things #portraits of danny #telling stories of danny in his youth. #but they avoided the way he ‘died’ for ghost writers plot conveniences but they mention #green...like ectoplasm but they just called it green liquid.

[steddietogo]

Actor Steve Harrington, notoriously single, breaks the internet when someone posts a Tik Tok video of him in his car in an empty mcdonald’s parking lot at like 2am.

The person recording zooms in on Steve in the car with the interior lights on, arguing with a curly haired boy in the passenger seat digging through a mcdonald’s take out bag. The actor turns to someone in the backseat, the expression on his face melting into what can only be described as smitten.

He exchanges a few words with the mystery person, smile only growing on his face, before leaning in for a kiss. Only dark curly hair under a garish pink hoodie is visible as the angle of the video has the curly haired boy, completely unaffected by the show of affection and going to town on his cheese burger, blocking proper view of the actor’s lover.

The fandom goes into a frenzy over this new information. With some fans screaming it should be me in tweets like jilted lovers. Some think that this is just another publicity stunt (given than Harrington was known to date around in the industry). Some even claim that the mystery person must be Nancy Wheeler, a fellow actor and friend, who must be cheating on her fiancé with Steve (those rumors are very quickly shut down by all the parties involved).

In an interview shortly after the drama, Steve Harrington reveals that, yes, he’s in a relationship. Has been for the past two years and it’s a serious one.

Somewhere in twitter user bald_eagle_85 posts a detailed thread about how Steve Harrington’s mystery lover is none other than the international rockstar Eddie Munson.

It includes the picture Munson had posted, post show and in a pink hoodie the very same day the car video of Harrington came out. There’s pictures of separate events the two had attended in the same city at the same time (there’s too many for it to be a coincidence) and all the Harrington sightings at Corroded Coffin concerts.

There’s even a picture of Munson and Harrington chatting in the background at a party they had most probably met for the very first time— wait for it— two years ago.

Some fans call Mr Bald Eagle delusional. A small percentage are straight up homophobic and another few say it’s a funny coincidence but Steve is straight, guys lol. But very soon a devoted fan base is created under the banner Steddie Truthers.

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie modern au #dustin henderson #mine #bald_eagle_85 is Murray by the way #he gets invested in celebrity drama while taking a break from investigating Russian conspiracy

[doctorsiren]

A few doodles while I was in class earlier today

Investigations has been bringing Defenseworth back to the front of my brain

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #ace attorney au #miles edgeworth #defenseworth au #ace attorney fanart #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #doodle #I’m just thinking about how much this guy went through just during his first two trips to the courthouse as a prosecutor alone… #like dude…GRRRRRAHHHH #okay also there was an old lady in the courthouse who said that last time she was there someone gave her some coffee #AND I FEEL LIKE THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE REFERENCING DIEGO #If not then idk what they were doing #BUT LIKE GRRAHHH WAHHHH #also I met a girl today in my class who saw me playing Investigations and that just so happens to be her favourite game?? SO LIKE HUH?? #new friend acquired !!

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #86

Danny and Damian are twins but they never get split up. Their life growing up in the league of assassins was rough and unforgiving. Damian was older by a few minutes but Danny was always seen as the lesser twin in Ras eyes. Danny is seen more as a tool to improve the heir instead of his twin. Talia eventually has enough of one of her babies being seen as inferior and she takes both of them to their dad, Bruce Wayne when they turn 10. They become the Robin twins and train under Batman.

4 years go by and Jason is visiting the manor talking about how his new neighbor Jasmine Fenton (He totally has had parents that had a lab and sounded like they were very close to becoming rouges especially since they’re apparently building a portal to another dimension. They decided to raid the house and investigate the lab. Red Robin and Batman were investigating the computer and files. And both Danny and Damian were investigating the giant hole in the wall. Damian is looking at the circuit board panel on the wall and Danny investigated the giant hole in the wall. Oh no he tripped.

#dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny fenton #danny phantom #poor danny #writing prompt #Portal turns on with Danny inside but his family is here to listen to his screams #They we’re trained by the league so if Danny is screaming the pain is 10 times worse than whatever they’re thinking #danny and damian are twins #Everyone else is horrified #Good thing the Fentons carried hazmat suits and Danny put one on before investigating #he was still wearing the domino mask though so those colors get inverted #demon twins au

[cursedzucchini]

Danny working as a batburger employee.

And now I know that ain't the most original thing on this website, but consider;

When Danny comes into contact with food, it gains sentience.

I mean imagine the jokerized fries coming alive trying to kill each other, bc there can be only one, before seeing the real joker and immediately forming a team to take that bitch down.

Or the poison ivy salad (I think) combining their powers together to try and kill whoever bought them.

Or the batburger hiding in the shadows.

Or like literally anything you can think of.

Just Danny, tired employee, trying to convince ppl to buy normal fries, bc if he gotta deal w the joker version one more fucking time he's burning this whole place down.

Or just trying to convince the food to stay on the plate. (And stabbing it to place if necessary)

So I'm not sure if anyone thought of this, but this is my vision ✋✨✨✨✨🤚

#batburger au #danny batburger employee #danny fenton #dcxdp #crossover #dpxdc #dpxdc writing prompt #writing prompt #like.danny just going /so you really think its ok to order something named after a guy who killed a child huh🤨🤨🤨/ #jason who came to investigate /.../ #idk this could be so much fun just the fries trying to beat up joker on live tv and danny jumping after them #trying to pick them up but also 'accidentaly' kicking the joker once or twice #........or maybe hes just beating him up to listen creepy clowns are creepy- #at one point i think the fries should just develop a mouth and laugh creepily #idk what im doing w my life #why