#it doesn't actually matter

[noraviolence]

i do understand "lesbian necromancers in space" is an effective way to sell a book to a lot of people but lets be real its an incredibly lame quote to have on the front cover and to say it sells the story short would be a huge understatement

#the locked tomb #it doesn't actually matter

[raptorific]

im sorry but what part of "i told you so" means it was actually a joke? you defintely meant that as like a gotcha that WW really isn't transphobic because it was in a comic. like this is the people make wild exagerations and lies site to support something that is clearly not real so idk why you are acting like it would be so obvious that your very obvious non joke was supposed to be a joke. this is the site where people will make thousands on fake go fund mes for video games that were clearly never being developed and dead/sick gay partners that were never real.

At no point did I say it was a joke. I said it was an edit. Again, they used the word "Penis." The text did not fit in the bubbles. These are very obvious flags that it is not a real official DC Comic. You should have been able to tell. If you were not able to tell, that makes you stupid.

Besides, I've already admitted it was foolish of me to think any of you were smart enough to clear that "Elementary School" level of Bullshit Detector, so why exactly is it so important to you that I once again break down my "assumed people were smarter than babies" mistake from nine years ago? Is there something more you want from me, or would you prefer I issue yet another apology for the fact that I didn't correctly guess what an idiot you'd be, nearly a decade later?

#you all are so stupid #this is fandom shit #it doesn't actually matter #and I've gotten too old to keep responding to it like it does #I'm not even sorry. Get problems that aren't on this website. #if you actually gave a shit about trans issues you wouldn't be wasting your time on this #what trans woman is actually helped by you hectoring people for sharing a Trans Wonder Woman Headcanon nine years ago #and not sufficiently disclaiming that it's fanfic? #what actual difference does this make in the world? #does anything exist to you outside of your own immediate emotional responses?

[ofscribesandmen]

Tumblr Warehouse Goblins (A Poem)

In the darkness we scurry around looking at all the fun things we have found before finding something and shouting with glee all the other goblins come scurrying to see

A like, a reblog, maybe some minor fascinated disgust hovering around to discuss is a must and so it gets passed to one and another before looking for something else we can smother

Every once in a while someone flicks the lights on to see what's up ever since they were gone but warehouse goblins don't take kindly to this and deceive the poor fool with a near miss

For we quite like it to be this way when the others left they lost their say so now it's just us warehouse goblins around giggling in glee at the next exciting thing to be found

#tumblr #warehouse goblins #goblins #poem #poetry #yes I wrote a poem about us warehouse goblins #deal with it #or like it #or press your weird goblin hands on it #it doesn't actually matter #writing #writer #writers and poets

[uncanny-tranny]

Fat people deserve mobility aids, too. No matter if it's connected to their fatness or not, because having a mobility issue that is connected to one's fatness won't change that they're still fat and still have the issue at hand. Fat people don't deserve to "tough it out" because fatness should be this divine punishment doled out to those who "deserve" it. Fat disabled people deserve to have the peace of mind that they can exist in whatever way is most comfortable and accessible to them

#disability #ableism #ableism tw #fatphobia #fatphobia tw #also if it's an issue solved by weight loss why would you want them to suffer until the weight loss helps wouldn't that DISCOURAGE them? #because if i were suffering the entire time i sure as fuck wouldn't want to keep going for the ~idea~ of it's gonna pay off!!! #also even if they 'made themself disabled' by being fat or anything else that doesn't matter. they're still disabled. #there is no 'good' disabled and 'bad' disabled and you cannot sort people into those categories #for every 'bad' fat disabled person there are multiple 'good' fat disabled people but you can't tell them apart often actually! #because you would have to know the intimate details of their medical history and familial lineage and tbh if you're... #...being a piece of shit to a disabled person because you assume they're guilty until proven innocent i don't blame others for being... #...weary of you and not wanting to be around you. because you've already proven you can't handle the IDEA of complex disabled experience

[korppipoika]

Snowball in Hell, acrylics, 30cmx20cm

I used a random piece of wire to paint the smallest details..!

#korppipoika #korppipoika art #traditional art #original stuff #artists on tumblr #acrylic painting #painting #i actually really like how this came out #scrunkly as intended!!! #edit;added autographs in these lets hope these show at least somewhere??? #ps snowball is a little dogy not a cat!!! #i get why many people thinks them as cat but yea #also snowball is just snowball too and simply a pathetic little creature first and foremost #so it doesn't really matter that much what species yall see them as

[anneapocalypse]

So, just curious how many writers and creators will have to be forcibly outed by relentless harassment before we acknowledge that "This queer characters was written by a cishet person and that's why they're bad" is not good criticism.

#yes i'm just going to come out and say it i'm talking about sera #not exclusively but i am talking about her #'but her writer actually iS A--' you don't know that! it doesn't matter! and i don't care! #just say that you do not like the character. #people will reblog posts about the latest actor or YA author or whatever getting forced out of the closet and be like #'wow. :( that's terrible.' #and then GO RIGHT BACK TO DOING IT #when are we going to learn #when are we going to stop doing this BEFORE somebody is forcibly outed #because in practical terms #that means you have to be okay with queer characters being written by straight people. #you have to stop weaponizing that against writers you don't like. #you have to be willing to critique the writing on its own merits #without using the writer's (assumed) identity to prop up your arguments #that's how it works #but who wants to actually change the way they talk about media #when tearing apart people's identities for clout is far more entertaining. #gwaren exports #fandom problems #fandom critical

[scyoni]

Weirdly self-conscious that all of my tags are capitalized. It's just cuz I use Tumblr on my phone and it auto-caps everything, but nobody else seems to have this problem so I feel like I'm missing something.

#It doesn't actually matter #Tags aren't case sensitive #I checked #But it feels kind of pretentious somehow #And I'm too lazy to hit the caps key every time #Tumblr #Tags

[uovoc]

my sister and I both agree that one of the best parts about china was how there's food everywhere. And not just, like, bags of chips, but real hot, cooked, tasty food. You hike to the top of a mountain and there's a guy with a cart selling chicken skewers and freshly steamed corn on the cob. When you hike to the top of a mountain in america, what do you get? Nothing. An uninterrupted view of nature. Where did we go wrong as a country

#patter #actually I do know why it's different. it's different traditions of nature appreciation #American wilderness appreciation which is defined by lack of visible human activity #versus going somewhere to see one specific landscape feature that people have been writing poems about for thousands of years #so long as certain features are preserved it doesn't really matter if there's a McDonald's behind you

[foollime-00]

lol i didn’t realize recent drawfee watcher was an insult but i apologize and rectract my statement! i just meant that nathan’s sass has been greatly overshadowed by karina and jacob’s introduction to the show so new viewers are acclimated at a higher degree of fuckery. those two have moved the bar of problematic fave so high that nathan slips under the radar now. tbf it’s been like ten years so old viewers have also probably forgotten

no no its literally fine! i definitely haven't been around for ten years, but thats besides the point im not offended in the slightest!

#sorry if it read like i was actually mad haha #it doesn't actually matter #i was also interpretting 'recent' as less than a year so whatever

[simplenefelibata]

as much as i love sam knowing about destiel before dean does, there's something about "i mean yeah my brother and his angel best friend are really weird about each other, live together, co-parent a kid, nearly kill themselves every time the other is gone, stand too close and stare at the other's mouth while they talk, but i mean to each their own i guess??" that's so special to me

#it's just so funny #and when it finally clics he's like #OH #that... explains a lot actually #he's so committed to believe dean's heterosexual act #and you know what i respect sam for it #if the dude says he's straight then it doesn't matter he stares at men lusting! he's STRAIGHT. #i'm sam btw #i had a friend who told me for 6 months he was straights while he performed in my face Telephone by Lady Gaga #and also knew the entire loona lore #but he said he was STRAIGHT okay #i had the audacity (or the politeness ig) to act surprised when he came out #i'm rambling #sorry #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #supernatural #spn #casdean #sam winchester

[patchesbeanie]

i almost hit a milestone but somebody unfollowed me😪

#it doesn't actually matter #you can always unsubscribe later and whatnot

[theonlymadmanonmars]

Hi hello hi. As an AroAce individual in a QPR who has no desire for a romantic or sexual relationship, I think shipping Alastor in QPRs is so so fun and people should do it more. I also think it works for a good amount if not all of the ships I've seen him in.

Alastor and Rosie: Hell yeah. They're already great friends and every interaction we've seen between them has been pure and adorable. Rosie Gently guiding Alastor through his identity because he isn't exactly up with the slang. Them going out for tea and human flesh Sunday afternoons. Them giving each other forehead kisses and holding hands platonically.

Alastor and Angle dust: Mhmm. Angle not really wanting Sex or romance after all he's been through. Angle respecting Alastor's identity and not pushing for anything more than friendship. Alastor not really liking Angle at first because of their differences, But tolerating him regardles. Alastor explaining to Angle that Romantic relationships don't have to involve Sex (I'm an Asexual Angle truther.) Angle offering Alastor a hug that Alastor reluctantly accepts. Them cuddling at night with a pinky Promise of nothing more.

Alastor and Vox: Go ahead. A fic about Alastor trying to Navigate exactly how he feels about Vox, Because when he died the term AroAce didn't exist, so he thinks it's romantic attraction, Maybe they kiss and Alastor is like "Ha! No!" Maybe that's why they had their falling out? Who knows.

Alastor and Lucifer: So So SO much Yes. (This is my personal favorite) The two of them hating each other, but putting up for each other for Charlie's sake. Slowly growing to actually tolerate and maybe even like being around the other. Exchanging snarky remarks in a more playful way. Alastor finding Lucifer sitting in a pile of ducks and despair and offering his hand to help him up and take him to the hotel. Never letting go of his hand. Fuck Enemies to Friends to Lovers I want an Enemies to Friends to Qpr arc goddamnit.

I do think it's okay to ship Alastor even outside of QPR's, BUT. If you do, don't just ignore Alastor's identity. AroAce people get far less representation than the rest of the LGBTQ+ community. I can think of one other canon Character off the top of my head. So it's not okay to erase the little rep we do get. In the end I think it's important to listen to what AroAce people have to say on the matter, it is our representation after all.

#aromantic #asexual #alastor #hazbin hotel #representation #radiostatic #radioapple #radiorose #radiodust #qpr #If you know any other Canon AroAce characters let me know. #I get it. Alastor is Hot and Charming. He doesn't eant you though. #Or anyone for that matter #Whaaaat this isnt begging for Fanfics what are you talking about?? #If you do write any of these please let me know im in desperate need of QPR Alastor Ships #On a more serious not please stop ignoring AroAce people when it comes to AroAce representation #Don't ignore us at all actually

[webonchin]

So... I did something ...yhea

#dreamling #dream of the endless #hob gadling #dream x hob #this blog has officialy become sandman terrain #i think this is the first sandman relates art I post hete lmao #i love them your honor #they stole my heart ghaaa #i don't think matthew is the third wheel I think hes more of a wingman like.... literally #i also don't know if Dream actually sleeps....it doesn't matter anyway i think he likes to be included #he probably uses the excuse that he is protecting Hob from nightmares so they can just cuddle #*giggles* #my dumbass forget to add matthew tag #matthew the raven #FPRGOT MY OWN ART TAG #my art

[uncanny-tranny]

Love disabled people who just lie about their disabilities to nosy, intrusive questions. Sorry, yeah, I lost my arm in the wash one day. It's funny how that happens! Oh, I got back pain from saving nineteen children from a burning fire department <3

#disability #sometimes lying is just. funny. SORRY. #look like... whether you lie about why you're disabled you're still disabled and it shouldn't have to factor into how you're treated... #...if it isn't relevant to your care needs or care plan. #like. if you lost your arm does it matter if you say you lost it in the wash like a sock or tell your actual story... #...like either way you still /do not have an arm/. that doesn't change if you lie or not #anyway. huge defense for a post that probably didn't need said defense #sometimes you just feel like lying in such a grandiose way that people don't know if they SHOULDN'T believe you #i think my lie will be that a powerful necromancer preformed Emergency Bone Shaving on one leg only... #...and he used the bone shavings to raise a skeleton army that looks like My skeleton but only on the legs

[kwillow]

As an eligible young noble of no small fame, Ambroys had a number of arranged courtships and suitresses in his youth, but any nascent marriages always fell through.

It's not that he didn't try; he certainly knew how to court a lady (perhaps too well, according to many fathers and husbands), and when he lacked knowledge on the affairs of womens' hearts, he sought counsel from a young woman who was a dear friend of his (perhaps too much counsel, according to his own father). Nonetheless, all he garnered for his efforts was separation after separation.

Ah, well. Maybe it was for the best.

#been working on this for a while... was just struck by the fact that I don't have much showing Ambroys' character in his “normal” “everyday” #so I wanted to do something “short” and “quick” to try to highlight some of his... quirks #and to contrast the loverman persona I think he's garnered #like yeah he's good at romance but also he's so fucking bad at it #just like he's good and bad at everything to do with interacting with people really #no matter how well you mimic dance steps it doesn't count for much when you don't know what the music is #or something like that... #also wanted to draw Lou (the goat) his girl best friend (with benefits) #who is actually quite important to him and his history but who I haven't drawn actually speaking or having a face yet #comics #my draws #amaranthine #ambroys #anthro #fantasy #unicorn #etc

[zishuge]

The only thing I remember is killing people. You say I'm someone who saves people. I won't kill you — but I don't believe you either. Do you think I'm a fool? You're not a fool. Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023) | Ep. 20

#mysterious lotus casebook #莲花楼 #li lianhua #di feisheng #cheng yi #xiao shunyao #cdrama #cdramaedit #cdramasource #asiandramasource #mlcedit #*gifs:mine #the fact that this is one of the rare occasions that li lianhua is actually being honest #because di feisheng ///did/// try to save him #(he didn't succeed but... semantics. *li lianhua voice* it doesn't matter. also — not too important.) #at the same time he's employing the honesty in the middle of taking advantage of his memory loss to get him to do his bidding #this man is unbelievable. #BUT what's even more unbelievable is that despite the manipulation #his smile at the end is 100% sincere. #and it says i know you; you know me #you see — we're a matching set #you have me written in your palm; i have you running in my veins #i know we all like to joke that li lianhua physically cannot stop himself from telling lies every time he opens his mouth #but actually sometimes #even when he's telling lies #he cannot help but be genuine #and every time i think about it too much i want to run into traffic