#it'd be...something

[ricebooks]

Hearing the difference in energy between Bowser's voice and Mario's voice really made my soul mama its last mia

#mario movie #mario #bowser #rice babble #edit: relistened and it sunk in #surely not #surely not????? #what if there's a twist where Mario is revealed to have been mind-controlled by a mushroom #and that's why his voice is like that? #it'd be...something

[sirsheoth]

I kiss you with tongue and as that happens I slide an ibuprofen in your mouth since you have a headache

#this is almost verbatim something I told my partner #she suggested it'd be a good tumblr post so I'm putting it out in the wild #you're welcome #words of sheoth

[equalseleventhirds]

if i were an extremely wealthy owner of a television network i would shrimply pick up all the successful shows netflix and hbo and disney cancelled that ppl made petitions abt and the creators said they have more written for

and then make more seasons of them and my network's ratings would be wildly high and also it'd be baller pr or w/e

#yes i know purchasing the rights would be difficult but if u could get them it'd be a fucking fantastic investment #listen. LISTEN. business model. make a streaming service. call it 'rescue' or something. ResQ. there. #is this feasible???? i do not know! but it'd be sooooo good

[egophiliac]

this started as a reply to someone (a million years ago) (I am so sorry) and then very quickly got out of control, as these things do. so...uhhh....here's everyone else at Playful Land!

sorry

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(like barely at this point) (but it's there) #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #i keep coming within thirty seconds of posting this and noticing something i've screwed up #so chances are good i'll wake up tomorrow and realize i forgot to draw fellow's ears or something #i just think it'd be funny if there was a malleus-shaped line that was just THE step too far #(especially because leona would get SO mad about it) #leona and kalim and vil? yeah no problem the investors are VERY good at covering their tracks #malleus though. hmm. ...hmmmm. #i mean. the commission on him alone... #but no. the risk isn't worth it. #...but WHAT IF

[originalaccountname]

Dazai, in Fifteen, described the act of living as "we breathe, eat, fall in love and die". Through that statement and a few subsequent incidents, like telling Oda planning someone's death was romantic, flirting with nearly every girl he sees, and his fixation with finding someone to commit a lover's suicide with, we can conclude Dazai is a deeply romantic man. Therefore, the REAL tragedy of soukoku as a pairing is that Dazai is a very romantic individual and will not, cannot let those feelings out with Chuuya of all people, due to the mostly antagonistic nature of their relationship. In this essay, I will-

#half-joking #listen i know it'd be cute and we can absolutely create the situation for it to work #but come on that first step is gonna be absolute hell to get past #dazai somehow manages to try something and chuuya starts yelling in both embarassement and ''ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?'' #solution: make a contest out of it #bsd #skk #soukoku #apparently i talk sometimes

[yunyin]

When I realized the akumatized Couiffaine family had a theme, I had to draw it!

#yunyinart #miraculous ladybug #anarka couffaine #juleka couffaine #luka couffaine #ml silence #ml silencer #reflekta #captain hardrock #sillence #It'd been a while since I'd done something a bit more polished for myself so I was playing with this off and on last month #I wonder what the waveform on Luka's chest is cuz it looks specific #Also I guess it's the Miraculous 8 year anniversary!!

[degenerateshinji]

(read left to right)

in a dream, on a wave.

#sskk #shin soukoku #akuatsu #ryuunosuke akutagawa #atsushi nakajima #atsushi x akutagawa #bsd #bungou stray dogs #comic #fan comic #bsd comic #bsd fanart #fanart #my art #tried to make something less sad did it work #granted my other ending option was instead of akutagawa waking up in his home #it'd be revealed this was akutagawa fantasizing about a better life right at the moment of his death #like his life flashing before his eyes type thing but a fantasy instead?? yeah #hope this is happier tho #in a dream on a wave i could tunnel underground or i could float away from it ALLLLLLLLLL

[welcometogrouchland]

ANOTHER SKETCH DUMP! Featuring more of me playing with lineless art. Batman reborn era trio (dick, damian and steph) I miss you...when will you return from war. Also featuring Steph designs bc I've seen ppl dissatisfied w/ her current look, some good mom Talia, and Jason Todd poetry club. Duke is confused not that Jason would start a poetry club but that he'd have such mid poetry opinions. (ID in Alt)

#dc comics #batfamily #damian wayne #stephanie brown #dick grayson #talia al ghul #duke thomas #cassandra cain #mine #woo new art tag. please god let me keep this up all year #uhh anyway yeah! still a big backlog of sketches but i got burnt out which means i had time to collect some #i feel like my art looks. extremely different w/o lines compared to with? idk i worry that's it weird/off-putting #but hey at the end of the day I'm hardly worrying about my brand integrity on tumblr dot com #duke and cass being at poetry club is based on them canonically being into poetry and for a good while duke and jason got along well #Steph is there for both jason and cass' emotional support (unfortunately there's a design flaw. she can't do both simultaneously) #(which is fine bc cass is fleeing the scene at the idea of having to casually hang out with jason) #(they're the exact amount of similar and more importantly different that it's like putting two firecrackers together. bad) #i really like the steph mask designs... it'd be fun to do something with them but idk what y'know? #I'm just like. if we're assuming that her mask has to be different from both babs and cass then this is what I've got as alternatives #i mostly wanted to practice character interaction with the talia and damian one... and also i love them #looking at james gunns batman movie proposal. you keep your hands OFF HER MR GUNN #please if shes evil in a movie they're never gonna let her be good in the comics again 😭 #dc when you inevitably cave and do your next big reboot let the ppl finally have the son of the demon origin (w/ tweaks of course) #idk it's canon in my heart. heartcanon if you will <3 #anyway yeah uhhhhhh enjoy?

[distant--shadow]

As a prompt, would you draw Imogen and Delilah? Or maybe just Delilah possessing Laudna, with Imogen?

there ya go anon! aware you were probably wanting Imogen giving sass or kicking ass but I'm weak

#imodna #imogen temult #laudna #critical role #delilah briarwood #took me a while to find where asks are on the app ngl #locating the pencil on my drawing programme has honestly made things a lot easier #most of the times I'd try to draw sketchy/quick stuff before it'd look so heavy and awkward and would take me so much time for something #without that much detail or rendering #anyhow #ty digital pencil #ty physical pencil

[tapakah0]

"In our house the lights go out at 11. But we couldn't sleep, Uncle Michelangelo didn't sleep either. He showed us glowing insects and said they were butterflies! They were very beautiful, I would like to see the ones that were in his world"

"Uncle Michelangelo misses Raph"

#Life of violence era #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the turtles #rise casey #rise comic #future mikey #rise mikey #rottmnt michelangelo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt future #rottmnt future au #Why so many butterflies #But it'd have been strange if that were... um... ladybugs? But I already have butterflies with Mikey so that's too late... #Every time when I want to draw Donnie Raph or Leo I end up drawing something sad with Mikey what's going on???? #I draw some concepts for comic #I am cool dum dum

[zephyrchama]

I wonder if humans and demons in Obey Me! might have different taste receptors and experience taste slightly differently. Not for all things, but for really random stuff, like how some people irl enjoy cilantro and others think it tastes like soap.

Lucifer trying to pridefully power through the dinner MC made for him and failing because he's already gone through five drinks trying to mask its taste, and MC is getting suspicious.

"What is this incredibly sour vegetable? I've never tasted anything so... acrid."

"You mean the sweet potato? Are you saying this sweet potato is what's making your lips pucker?"

"There's absolutely nothing sweet about this potato."

#I think it'd be really sad if things they enjoyed in the celestial realm tasted different once they became demons #WOAH yall are fast! I went to proofread this and maybe change “sharp” to something else (acrid?) but y'all already reblogged it. thank you! #I should sit on my posts and think about them before slamming the post button jgsdjkhg very glad to see it's enjoyed though - many thanks! #its been 4 hours since posting #im gonna do it im gonna change sharp to acrid. please enjoy two versions of this post existing #obey me #obey me! #obey me headcanon #obey me scenarios #obey me ideas #omswd #obey me lucifer #obey me shall we date #om lucifer #obey me hcs #obey me hc

[royalarchivist]

Ramon: So opinions on [Bagi]?

Fit: She's legit, we can trust her. We can trust her.

Ramon: Would you rather a dad or a mom [for me?]

Fit: Uh- I- no one! No one. Let's- let's get over to Felps' Square, Ramon. [They head to the warp at Spawn, then Fit hesitates] Um, wait- Ramon. [He pauses, briefly looks at the camera, then says in a rush] If I had to choose between the two, it'd be a dad. Alright, let's go. Let's go, let's go.

#FitPac #Hideduo #Ramon #FitMC #QSMP #Ramon driving the Hideduo bus today and frickin FLOORING it #I'm a slowburn enjoyer but I do love it when the Eggs are little bastards and tease their parents like this LMAO #If I have time maybe I can compile some of the Fit/Pac moments from today #Ok but this out of everything that's happened lately re: Hideduo stuff; this really warmed my heart #idk it just felt so... realistic? I dunno how to phrase it but something about it really made me go :') #''if I had to choose between the two it'd be a dad'' #man idk maybe this is just because that's how I write characters but that really spoke to me #both as a slowburn writer and as a demi-leaning person

[arealtrashact]

You look lost...

#Elvis Presley #my art #I was obviously inspired by the hall of mirrors scene but also Fabrica's Craw Fever clip compilation #something about seeing 1950s EP across from 70s EP... #we know what 35 year old Elvis thought about his younger self ('I was just an itty bitty guy with itty bitty sideburns') #but what would 50s EP think of his future counterpart... #it'd be like those 'this would kill a Victorian child' memes #poor corn-fed down-home truck driving 'yes ma'am' 'no ma'am' Elvis-Aron would simply not be able to comprehend Vegas Elvis

[zefirart]

Happy first anniversary Fire Emblem Engage!

#fire emblem #fire emblem fanart #fire emblem engage #fe17 #fe engage #fe fanart #alear #all the things she wears besides the ring + the divine dragon monarch fit are based on the 4 older royals :D #thought it'd be cute to do something related to Alear's bond with them #ANYWAY HAPPY FIRST ANNIVERSARY ENGAGE I LOVE YOU INSANE ABOUT THIS GAME SINCE IT GOT ANNOUNCED I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN A YEAR

[54625]

"I have a Brazilian boyfriend, bitch," will not stop occupying my mind. the fucking sass with which he said it as well. FitMC the fruity bastard that you are. you could practically hear him flicking his imaginary hair back as he spoke.

I desperately hope we get some of that energy on the actual QSMP after the date on tuesday (provided all goes well and they become more of a thing). Fit proudly talking about his family like: my BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY and my HANDSOME BRAZILIAN BOYFRIEND. Fit stopping a conversation with Phil or Tubbo or someone mid-way because "hold on my BOYFRIEND is texting me. my WONDERFUL FANTASTIC TALENTED BOYFRIEND". Fit seeing Pac log on and going off about how his boyfriend is here and he's going to get to talk to his boyfriend and spend time with his boyfriend and be with his BOYFRIEND . Fit going up to pac and asking how his favourite brazilian boyfriend is doing today and pac just dissolving into his hoodie. I need them both to become insufferable (even more so than already) (and mainly fit)

#fitpac #qsmp #qsmp fitmc #fitmc #qsmp fit #okay yeah the last one is a bit of a stretch because he'd never say something that sappy to Pac's face but it'd be really funny if he did #by some miracle

[buggachat]

the "argos is part of the superhero team" thing is soooo funny, because it is so ridiculous and he looks so out of place and I'm sure it's super awkward for everyone involved and very difficult to explain. But it DOES make sense. And I totally believe it. It's just a really funny and awkward situation.

(I mean, what else is Ladybug going to do with him? Initiate battle with him (and by extension, Ryuko) to pry his miraculous from him? And then what? She seems to believe none of the miraculouses should be kept in the same place.... so who would she give it to? Whoever wields it will instantly learn that Adrien and Felix and Kagami are sentimonsters from a glance at their rings. Whoever wields it will automatically become privy to the horrors. Whoever wields it has the ability to murder her boyfriend in a split second if they choose to not value his life. Whoever wields it will have to be given a long ethics class on the treatment and value of sentimonsters and life etc etc etc.... a class that can only be meaningfully taught by like... felix himself?)

but yeah it's pretty funny

#also just a side note— I've seen people say that argos will learn chat noir's identity from it but I don't think so? #I think the magic that shields their identities also magically shields the rings #they aren't technically on chat noir's finger. they're in like.... plagg's magical hammerspace where he keeps adrien's schoolbag and shoes #this is also why I think Chat Blanc survived the explosion btw. you can't cataclysm something that isn't physically there #to be fair it is POSSIBLE and it'd be interesting to see fanworks depicting it! but i personally dont expect it from canon tbh #ml spoilers #ml s5 spoilers #ml s5 finale spoilers #re-creation spoilers #ml re-creation #recreation spoilers #ml recreation #everything felix is just so funny to me. what a funny guy. what a little twerp who gets in such weird situations. good for him