#it's me I'm a coward

[kookaburra1701]

So I came up with a new way to generate Skyrim fanwork prompts.

You wanna write 100 words of Kyne, Skjor, and Cicero Roommates AU where they accidentally acquire a baby? Or are you a coward?

(But fr if people send me asks, I'll draw up to three cards from the Skyrim Tarot Deck and the AO3 Tropes deck and there's your prompt. Tell me how many you want from each deck.)

#it's me I'm a coward #tesblr #skyrim fanfiction prompts #writing prompts #utterly deranged #ao3 #tropes #skyrim tarot cards #art prompts #skyrim tarot trope game

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[evichuart]

this podcast has had me in a chokehold since the end of october and i could not be happier about it

#tma #tma fanart #the magnus archives #jon sims #the magnus archive fanart #jonathan sims #mag 165 #evichuart #pspsps tma fans #no one i know irl is interested in listening to it #so i have no one to yell about it who can yell me back;; #it's the first horror thing i listen to bcs i'm usually a coward but i loved it so much??

[flufflecat]

this is the most beautiful creature on earth and I will kill someone if it asks me to

#horseshoe crabs #I had a fun day at the beach #60% of my time was spent looking for horseshoe crabs #sadly I didn't find any tagged ones so no horseshoe crab pin for me 😔 #God I love these creatures though #shoutout to the girl and her boyfriend who were very interested in hearing my Horseshoe Crab Facts spiel #especially bc the girl let me teach her how to hold the crab so she could take a pic with it #I respect you random beach girl #and your lack of fear when faced with a creature that looks like a facehugger #I'm obsessed with how utterly chill and harmless horseshoe crabs are #they just scoot along like little roombas #and look so creepy but have no ability to hurt anyone #(I don't think they're creepy though. I think they're adorable perfect little angels) #and the way they move is perfect. it looks fake #I wish I could spend the next 7 hours at the beach staring at horseshoe crabs #why oh why must I be here with my family. these losers want to do things like 'go back to the hotel because it's getting dark' #booooo cowards #join me in some nighttime horseshoe crab excursions #cute animals #crabs #(not actually a crab)

[captainhysunstuff]

22 more images (with some saucy shenanigans and immature "seduction" tactics towards the end) below the cut:

Ryuk makes his grand return and is brought up to speed with Light and L's immoral union. The date seems pretty successful~.

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#drawn by me #my fanart #my fancomic #Death Note #The Chain #lawlight #Light Yagami #L #Ryuk #smooch #saucy shenanigans #suggestive dialogue #Ryuk third-wheeling~ #L meets Light's quirky-deadly roommate #henh not much to say about this one. basically a continuation of the previous entry despite the absurd update gap. #I've lost the ability to keep anything brief anymore~ #L seems a bit out of character with his willingness to go with the plan huh? And don't you think he'd have gotten used to Light's teasing b #now? Maybe it hits a little different knowing for a fact that it's coming from Kira's mouth directed towards him of all people~ #Also the picture where Ryuk is saying he'll scram when things get heated is probably my favorite drawing of him that I've done! #he was so intimidating to draw especially over and over in comic form. such a far cry from my usual human style #but like all things I gradually became more and more comfortable drawing him. I'm very happy about that! :) #I have a dumb idea/headcanon concerning the nerds' first copulation attempt~. #if I decide to include it here I will definitely try to age restrict it even though it won't necessarily be graphic. #don't wanna get in trouble lol #I have more trouble drawing spicy scenes than I do with shinigami subjects XD #tw: food issues #they both eat the sketchy 'apple' to prove they're not cowards... despite it not being the smartest idea in the world. >_>

[comics-centalx]

Take notes Dc. Take. Notes.

#Bring him back you fucking cowards #make season 5 of young justice #i love them your honor #bart allen #dc impulse #dc comics #dc universe #the flash #wally west #kid flash #they're brothers your honor #amazing artwork #flash fam #flash family #young justice #not my art #Art credit: I'm not sure. If someone could tell me I'll put it in

[black-and-yellow]

#Saw a man bite straight through a chicken bone on YouTube. #I was gripped. In awe. #A jaw strength rivaled only by - I thought to myself - Present Mic #can't even remember how I got onto the video but it's stuck with me ever since #he had a captivating positive vibe. I would enjoy a meal with him. The chicken looked a little underdone though #bnha #mha #shouta aizawa #hizashi yamada #present mic #bnha comic #not even technically a comic this bad boy is two slides #always thinking about the rooftop gang naming Sushi like 'whats everyones favourite food?' #and Yamada says 'fried chicken' like that would be the best name for a cat- actually. you know what. that is a pretty good name for a cat #Might call my next tarantula Fried Chicken. Who knows? #Edited the last panel to take out the speech bubble cause it looked like I was implying it was weird to eat bone marrow #But I meant the entire bone itself like the crunchy bit #But apparently they do that in some places so I thought that it might come across as a bit insensitive and I didnt wanna get cancelled. #eat bones if you want I would love to eat bones but I'm a coward #It's not really a thing in the UK I don't think. I've never seen anyone do it. I guess we just produce a lot of food waste. #so nobody was going to tell me you could eat bones? I just had to find out myself on Youtube?

[ruporas]

post ep 11

#trigun stampede #trigun #meryl stryfe #nicholas d wolfwood #vash the stampede #i cant even elaborate on this episode bc ive spent all day Thinking about it yesterday #and it made me Miserable #i just want to see vash have some autonomy again... #he is a little bit more on the quieter end for stampede as less angry about things but i dont think he's more of a coward in stampede #even though he was transported into his memories and saw and heard those terrible things from the kids and wolfwood #he was able to gather himself and keep going #his resilience has always been the strongest and also saddest thing about him #so it killed me irreversibly when he lost the one person who he could always look back to reliably #the fact knives couldnt even alter anything in rem's dialogue within those memories just stands for how strong her place is in vash's memory #and potentially knives just knows that would be too ooc of her to make in any Universe if she had something horrible. #man. I TALKED ABOUT THIS IN LIKE ALL 3 PLATFORMS. I'm alright with Knives as a character but jesus #- i did it all for you - im so sad that vash had to hear something like that. im so so sad about it #anyway i hope meryl stays safe shes done so much #i love her so much <3 #ruporas art

[pencap]

the coward's way out

if the fates conspire that only one of us may live, then lover, it must be you.

i will save you the grand speeches about how you are good and deserving. you are. you are. you are, but in the end, that is not the reason why.

the world may call me brave or strong or selfless but lover, you know the truth don't you?

in the end, i am only more afraid of facing a world without you than i am of facing death of facing anything.

in the end, i am only too weak to be the one left behind to pick up the pieces of a broken life a broken promise a broken heart and keep on bleeding when the blood in your heart is already dry.

i'm sorry. i'm sorry. but will you let me be selfish one last time?

can i ask you to live for me? to face what i feared most so that i might find peace in my eternal sleep with a smile upon my face?

if it is cruel of me to ask, then i beg you to forgive me. or curse my name and hate me if you must, only live.

only live, my lover so that my life and my death and all that came in between may mean something. may mean everything.

#spilled ink #poets on tumblr #poems on tumblr #writeblr #writers on tumblr #poetics #sometimes i write like some kind of possession #i had a brief thought of 'sacrifice as a selfish act?' #and then i was just like. speaking this poem to myself #out of the blue #i fixed some things from the first spoken draft obviously but #the rhythm of this feels important to me #and i'm not convinced i did the best job of linebreaking it #but it will do #The coward’s way out #why yes I did update the title a week later #this feels much cleaner #not giving away the thesis in literally the first word #Technically before the poem even starts

[amarkofcain]

½ of the boys from the dwarf have gotten pregnant and i could make it ¾

#red dwarf #arnold rimmer #rimmer #sorry. and yet I'm not #most horrid pathetic morally bankrupt cretinous coward of a maggot to ever crawl up through the dirt. i am enamoured by him #this is without a doubt the worst thing i have ever made and it is 1:30 am #should i have gone to bed instead of making this? yes but it struck me like receiving visions from god #anyway goodnight this is also the realest thing ive ever made

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

alright ill admit it. popstar is pretty cute

#the ultimate 'she asked for no pickles' pairing #i thought about these two for more than a second and went Oh #small & loud x big & soft will ALWAYS take me tf out #lesbians... lesbians galore... #sally deserves a big kind gf whos very patient #and poppy deserves a small firey gf who will talk to the cashier #scribble salad #welcome home #helloooo i'm here with another rarepair #at least i Think its a rarepair. i only ever see julie/sally and poppy/nobody #LET POPPY LOVE DAMN IT #just bc she's the cautious caring friend of the group doesn't mean she shouldn't have a gf smh #i always see 'oh poppys the mom of the group' 'lets not ship poppy bc shes the mom friend' etc etc #exhibit a) cowards the lot of ya #exhibit b) why are the worriers always made into the parental friend who is portrayed as older than the rest and cant have a love interest #theyre all the same age group... poppy is lesbian... let her be in love with her loud but endearing neighbor.... #they have much Potential

[alpaca-suri]

just created a drink i'm calling The Apple 4 Way

it is very radioactive looking (even more so irl) and very sweet

loosely inspired by this image: (source)

ingrediments:

2 parts Suntory Strong Zero Green Apple

2 parts Monster Ultra Sunrise

1 part Gatorade Green Apple

1 part Strongbow Golden Apple

by the way i did try just the strong zero and monster and it was just okay

i also realize this looks like a certain other beloved mixed drink

anyways drink responsibly and all that

#i think i'm better off just sticking to drinking strongbow on its own #the first name i came up with was 'apple foursome' but i am a coward #another name suggested to me was 'a veritable orchard' #btw when i told my friend i was gonna try to recreate this image they asked me if i 'plan on getting big tits' too #one day #alcohol tw

[teaboot]

People make fun of adults living with parents like "lol you gonna fuck in the race car bed?" but honestly?? That's how you know they're a real one

#You me and lightning mccqueen baby vroom vroom #Manage a trois comme ça #Im asexual but I I said no I'd regret it forever #If they're a ten you HAVE to guck in the race car bed I'm sorry that's a lifetime opportunity #You gonna tell the grandkids you had the chance and DIDN'T? #Coward

[transjudas]

Laura introducing White Crosses live, 6/10/23 (x)

#the way she says 'because i'm a fucking coward' just kills me #you know she still wants to do it so bad and i'm right there with her #laura jane grace #against me! #this live show isn't an am show but it's an am song so i'll tag it #ljg #ljgedit

[kaiiscottage]

Arajin appreciation post bc I genuinely like him <3

#i get why people dislike him or find him annoying #but he feels like an average teen anime protagonist to me #it’s just the start of the anime so i do have faith that he will change his attitude in the next episodes #and he will maybe give up on Mahoro that would be great for both of them :3👍 #maybe I’m not too annoyed by him since I’ve seen way worse protagonists…… #i have watched many new isekais and romcoms intended for a male audience….I’ve seen all kinds of main characters….. #okay he may be annoying and a coward and a loser and #but at least he’s trapped in a Hiroko Utsumi anime and not a generic high school romcom anime ;3 #bucchigiri?! #bucchigiri #arajin tomoshibi #anime #live kaii reaction #kaiicore #also sorry if any of this doesnt make sense i'm writting this half asleepwbefckjvcf

[ari-the-arotistic]

Loki looks at Mobius in this scene like Aziraphale looks at Crowley during the "Smite? Smote? Smitten" scene, and that gives me hope that Lokius will become canon(I'm delusional)

#loki laufeyson #mobius m mobius #lokius #loki season 2 #disney are cowards and probably won't do it #but until its been 100% confirmed we we're queer baited I'm going to remain delusional #they're canon to ME #ineffable husbands