#jason speaks

[deathpowerphantomjester5110]

thank you @sweatermuppet for helping my xbox become the best version of itself

#jason speaks #trans #transgender

[light-of-foot]

Boy it's time for you to come.out of youe cage and perform your funny little song for us again. Do a gay little dance for us prince man.

Hey! I'd advise you mind your manners, asshole. I'm a prince, not some - some side-show freak, need I remind you. You can't keep me locked in here forever! Someday soon I'll escape, and depose you and your reign of terror, and write you out of fucking existence itself -

Ahem. Sorry. Got away from myself a little there, heh. Uh... yeah, no. I don't dance for just anyone, you know. Not unless they pay really well.

Also - a little unrelated, but anyway. Could you please ask Ankoku to take down the 'gay baby jail' sign on the cage? It's, uh, pretty patronising, and - frankly - quite offensive. How would you feel if I spray-painted 'boring loser virgin bug hole' on the side of your palace?

...no, wait, that's - no. That's a good idea, actually.

#jason speaks #jason deus #augh. do not let him get ahold of any spray paint btw

[allthegothihopgirls]

i think this is the most normal brother moment they've ever had

#dick grayson #jason todd #red hood #nightwing #robin #batfam #batfamily #batboys #dc comics #dc batman #dcu #dc #gothihop speaks

[nightmareglitter]

Tim: I don't think we can Blackmail, Bully, Babygirl our way out of this one guys

Dick: Tim, what-

Jason, grinning: BOMBS IT IS

#nightmare speaks #dc #dc comics #robin #tim drake #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood

[kermit-coded]

a win for the nerd jason truthers

#soda speaks #dc #jason todd #bruce wayne #gotham war #dc comics #batfam #batfamily

[in-som-niyah]

ok another floating thought:

Jason Todd does not tolerate bad eating habits.

Iced coffee for breakfast? Absolutely not.

6pm and you had not a single sip of water? Forget it.

Having a single slice of toast for lunch AND dinner? Naur babes.

You will be eating 3 square meals a day will allowance for snacks and 'happy foods' as he likes to call them.

As soon as you complain about a headache, stomachache, light-headedness, fatigue he will tell you to go fucking eat something with a glass of water, not coffee.

Its even worse if you live together like i strongly believe he would wake up early just to make you a balanced breakfast before you go about your day.

GOD BUT IF UR IN UNI??? babe be ready bc he will break into your dorm to bring u food that he cooked u himself. (he's a loverboy duh)

no time to cook or order? He's gotchu

too tired? already on the way

exam season with barely any time to take a breath? already on it babe he'll spoonfeed you while you revise your textbook

and plus, how else are you supposed to grow as big and strong as him when you're only eating half a meal a day?

I WANNA MUNCH ON HIS MOOSCLES SO BAD FUCKKKKK

#jason todd #niyah speaks yappanese #jason todd x reader #red hood #jason peter todd #jason todd x you #jason todd smut #red hood x reader #dcu #jason todd comfort #the red hood #dc red hood #red hood imagine #red hood x you #redhood #under the red hood #arkham knight x gn!reader #arkham knight x reader #arkham knight #I NEED TO BITE HIM #HES SO BITEABLE

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 

“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Deadly Decisions #Danny & Ras are the homoerotic rivals that no one knows if they’re flirting or attempting a murder #It’s actually both they’re just also both Immortal #Danny to Jason: You can become a crime lord if you finish college- you’ve said you wanted to get a degree this is ur chance #Dusan (nodding): Mother has made all of us finish at least our basic education nephew #Why yes this does mean that RH has just made the heads in a duffel bag debut & the bats have no clue it’s Jason #Normally Danny wanders the universe but RAS (affectionately derogatory) HOW DARE U TRY TO HIDE THE GRANDCHILDREN #Morally Gray Danny #He’s well over 300 and that has an affect lol #Also has some fun fae vibes thx to his ghost half & human half finally balancing out #Let Jason & Damian be brothers #Tiny Damian: Akhi look I found a frog :> #Jason (newly not brain damaged & has no clue who this small child is): …. That’s great #Tiny Damian: *GASP* Akhi you can talk now :D #Fuck it- all the Al Ghuls deserve fangs from ecto contamination #Is Danny actually Dusan & Talia’s mother? No one knows and no one wants to ask the probably immortal fae being okay #Danny brought Damian a ghost hound puppy & Jason an original signed Pride & Prejudice book #How come Bruce wasn’t aware of Danyal? Talia forgot to inform him that the mother she was speaking of is in fact still alive #He disappears for a decade sometimes longer she was using past terms how was he supposed to know

[cologona]

Chuckling to myself imagining Jason coming off as a snarky New Jersey bad-boy in English, but sounding like some prim and proper little prince in Tibetan because he learned the language from Talia, and she only speaks with perfect formal Lhasa diction.

It’s to the point that when they first met, Essence and Ducra assumed that Jason was Talia’s rumored son. The first time Essence hears Jason use English and he calls someone a ‘brain donor’ she gets whiplash.

#Tibetan All-caste headcanon #Tibetan Talia Al Ghul #not really but eh #Jason and Damian mirror go #Jason todd #essence dc #the first time Damian hears Jason speak Tibetan he also gets whiplash

[vigilvntes]

dick, giving the family a pep talk: everything you lose is a step you take

the family, nodding in agreement:

jason:

jason: hang on. wait a sec. did you just... quote taylor swift?

dick: ......what? no. no.

jason: no. no, you definitely did. that's taylor swift.

dick: it's not–... i didn't–

barbara: how do you know enough taylor swift to be able to quote her in your speeches?

dick, panicking: *points at jason* well how does he know enough taylor swift to be able to notice that i'm quoting taylor swift?

jason, on his way out: my lawyers will be in contact

tim, quietly: he doesn't even have a lawyer

#everyone be quiet liz is speaking #don't mind me just posting a few drafts #it's batman day you have to forgive my absence and accept this as an apology #batfamily #jason todd #dick grayson #batman #red hood #nightwing #taylor swift #batfamily incorrect quotes #tim drake #red robin #barbara gordon #oracle #batgirl

[p1nkshield]

idk why but I feel like Jason would be either very good with babies or terrible with them. In both scenarios he never offers to babysit.

Tim: Can you tell the civilian we found his baby? Also this kid has been screaming since I found her.

Dick: Sure! She isn't very happy huh? Try handing her to Jason!

Tim: What?

Dick (causally): Jace is like a baby whisperer or something.

Tim: ooookaaay?

later they peek around the corner

Dick: See?

Jason has the baby cradled in one arm whilst having a lovely conversation

Baby: *Babbles for a bit*

Jason: I couldn’t agree more, but have you considered how the death of Mercutio sets the tone and gravitas of the story?

Baby: *Babbles more*

Jason: I see, I see.

#jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #he doesn't acknowledge this exchange #he speaks seriously and not in a baby voice either #He refuses to watch her but agrees to hold her for “Just a moment” #he and Alfred have shockingly similar interactions with babies

[apopcornkernel]

this panel always makes me go ballistic the way he drawls it, sardonic, but at the same time you know there's still the kid inside who idolized his father, who would proudly proclaim that batman could take anything in stride, had the ultimate trust that bruce would be able to save him, and all this love and love has now crystallized into something sour, wine into vinegar, leaning back watching his father scramble to disarm the bomb he planted, i never get tired of watching you work.

#dc #batman #jason todd #bruce wayne #poppy speaks #how and why are we at 1k. help #hit tweet follow me #dcposting

[deathpowerphantomjester5110]

needed to post this somewhere so im posting it here

#the smiths #jason speaks #kinda #morrissey #in this house we hate morrissey

[light-of-foot]

jasooon. jase the disgrace. lady j. im a huge fan of ur music whens ur next album coming out!?!?

MUSIC?! I AM A PRINCE, YOU LITTLE PISSANT! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR SUCH TRIVIAL THINGS AS MUSIC! WHAT IS THIS TREASONOUS SLANDER?!

...

...

...phew, think my dad's out of earshot by now. sorry about that. he doesn't exactly approve of my, er, extracurricular activities.

to answer your question: it depends. if you're talking about demon murder corpse cradle venom dogs (that's my band's name, by the way - kickass, i know, i thought of it myself) we don't, um... we don't have any albums out, per se - BUT! we are playing a gig next fjerdasday down at the pig and pauper on the outskirts, so you should totally come see us then. no tickets needed, just show up. please show up. we had like two people at our last concert.

but if you're asking about, uh, *cough cough* lady j, well; i heard a rumour that she'll be performing after hours TONIGHT at the shaken snake! over eighteens only, though. my- sorry, her shows aren't suitable for kids.

hopefully i'll see you then

#demon murder corpse cradle venom dogs hype !!!! #tw unironic use of the ;3 face #jason speaks #lady j

[allthegothihopgirls]

jason todd died for this

#jason todd #red hood #robin #dc #dc comics #dcu #batfam #batfamily #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #tim drake #nightwing #red robin #damian wayne #gothihop speaks

[nightmareglitter]

Lots of stories in the Justice League start with "Unfortunately, Robin was bored". Yes, this applies to every Robin

#nightmare speaks #richard grayson #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #stephanie brown #spoiler #batgirl #damian wayne #robin #robin dc #batman and robin

[plutoslvr]

10 year old tim drake leaving hate comments on every single robin jason post ever saying shit like "i hope this fucker kills himself so the first one comes back "

#and then he became robin and STILL hated jason like he cant stand that losers ass #he meets jason and his haterisms increase #“but jason is tims robin--” please dont speak about tim drake ever again #acting like tim drake hasnt gotten twitter account suspended over defending dick grayson on the internet #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #batman #dc #batfam #robin #red hood #nightwing