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444ctrl · 11 months
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Tattoo Me / Eren Jaeger (Yaeger) x Black fem! Reader
Tags: Mature themes, sex, squirting, head (f and m receiving), p in v sex, tattoo artist Eren, black reader, +18, possessive! Eren, Jealous! Eren, Clingy! Eren
Word count: 2.8k / not proofread
“I can’t do this anymore!” You stared at Reiner. “What do you mean you can’t do this anymore?” “JUST THAT!” He let out a deep breath. “I’m sorry Y/n but I can’t fake this anymore. I don’t love you.” My face scrunched, “but this isn’t fake… it’s real.” He laughed, “you think THIS is real?!” He pointed at you then him. “No it’s never been real. Not for me anyway. I love Pieck.” I stared blankly at him. “What the fuck Reiner! How could you cheat on me?” You started to feel your eyes burn. “Don’t fucking cry. It doesn’t matter if you cry because I’m done. Don’t follow me or contact me. I'm going to pick my stuff up when you aren’t home.” On his way out he slammed our… my door. I felt the tears start to gush out of my eyes. You loved him and you know he loved me.
“Girl, you need to get it together!” Your friends wiped your tears away. “I’m trying, it's just we were together for 2 ½ years.” Kiana gave you a hug while Mari finished your makeup. “I’m done!” You looked at your friends and they squealed. “YES! You look good ash!” You turned to look at yourself in the mirror. You were so happy with your makeup and hair. You turned around and hugged your friends. “I love you guys so much!” “Aw it’s nothing anything for you boo.”
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You and your friends were ready to go and you all looked perfect. “When we get to this club Y/n you have to talk to someone! You're gonna get some tonight!” Kiana clapped at Mari’s declaration. You laughed, “I will, I promise.”
The music in the club is blasting. Your mood automatically changes as soon as you walk in. All of you walk to the bar and get a drink. The first round was bought by a man and his friends. He was cute but he looked too old for you. “Y/n you see that guy over there he’s checking you out.” You turn your head and see a beautiful man with long brown hair and emerald eyes smiling at you. You look at your friends then hop out of your seat. “Well girls I gotta go.” One of your friends smacks your ass as you walk away and yells “you got it, girl”. He smirks and looks down at you. “Hey gorgeous.” You blush slightly, “Hey.”
You have had another drink by now and you two are talking and flirting. “I’m so glad your friends convinced you to come otherwise I wouldn’t have met you. You’re so beautiful it hurts me.” You laugh trying to cover up your nervousness. “You’re so cute, Eren.” “You are too darling.” You felt your clit pulse. “You want to go back to my place? It’s not that far from here?” You look up at him and nod. He puts his hand on your lower back and starts to walk to the exit. “EREN!” You both whip your heads around and look at this very short blond girl with an all gold dress and silver heels on. He mumbles under his breath. “what the fuck to you want Lana?” You look at him and then her. Omg… I’m some niggas side piece. TF. You try to get out of his grasp but he only clings onto you harder. He looks at you and makes sure to hold onto you tight. “WHY TF ARE YOU HERE WITH SOME BLACK BITCH! YOU’RE WHITE!!” Your jaw drops and you got free from Eren. He doesn’t even respond to her but runs after you. You run in the ladies room and text your friends to help you ASAP. Eren is banging on the bathroom door. “Y/n let’s talk! I swear it’s not what you think it is.” After sitting in the bathroom for 5 minutes Eren stops and Kiana speaks through the door. “It’s just me Y/n.” You open the door with tears running down your face. She gives you a hug and silently walks with you to the Uber where you meet Mari.
ONE WEEK LATER
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You were out on a date with this man who said if you ever wanted to go out just hit him up. Well you did and now you two are downtown walking and finding things to do. “I’ve always wanted to get a tattoo.” He stopped and looked at you “bruh me too… ik of a tattoo shop one block away we should go.” You smiled at him, “Yea let’s do it.”
As you walk in, the smell of lavender and eucalyptus hits you and it smells good asf in here. “Hi, how can we help you today?” “We would like to get a tattoo.” She nodded, “Ok well if you fill out these forms we will get the space ready for y’all!” You both take the paperwork and fill it out.
You hand her back the forms and you two start to talk about what tattoos you want. You get called first and meet your tattoo artist. “Hi my name is Jean and I will be your tattoo artist today.” You talk for a little bit about how you don’t know what you want so he can do whatever he wants and wherever he wants. He asks you if he can put the angel number ‘444’ on your butt since it’s been popular in the shop and you say it’s fine. After he prepped you there was a knock on the door. He opened the door and stepped out. You heard whispering but couldn’t move to hear unless you wanted to get prepped again.
What’s happening outside the door:
“What is it, Eren? I’m about to tattoo a client.” “No tf you aren't, I am. You can take a break now.” Jean stares at Eren. “Why are you so pressed about tattooing my client?” “Jean it’s none of your business I just need to do it instead of you.” Jean laughed, “Eren I’ve known you since we were little. How do you know my client?” After a moment of silence Jean laughed even harder. “Oh is she that girl that you have talked about every night since last week. The one that gave you a hard on but left because that crazy bitch that used to stalk you was racist. well I’ll be damned. She’s fine asf so I get it but she’s still my client.” Eren punched Jean, “don’t look at her that way ever and it’s my shop and you work for me so I’ll do this one. I’ll even give you the commission I don’t want it.” He sighed, “Alright just letting you know she said she doesn’t care what she wants or where she wanted it so I prepped her for what’s been most-” Jean was interrupted by Y/n’s date. “I’m sorry to interrupt but is Y/n in here? Before Jean could answer Eren asked “Who are you?” The guy smiled, “I’m Y/n’s date.” Eren clenched his fist. Who tf does she think she is getting a date in less than a week when I’m still thinking about her. Jean finally answered, “yes she’s in there and he’s about to do her tattoo.” Eren nods, “I am.” “Ok thank you.” He smiles and walks to his room to get his tat. Before Jean could finish Eren walked into the room and closed the door.
Omg he’s finally back.
After 35 minutes I felt a tap on my shoulder. “Hey darling, your tattoo is done.” You snapped your neck around and looked into the man’s eyes. “OMG! WHY ARE YOU HERE?! WHY ARE YOU TATTOOING ME??!?” He smirked, “this is my shop darling.” You felt like you were stuck in a nightmare. “Want to see your lovely new tat?” “Sure.” He tells you to stand up and look in the long mirror. You look at Eren first seeing him admire his work. Well it must be good. You look down and see in beautiful cursive.
E. Jaeger
Your jaw drops and for the first 5 seconds you couldn’t make a noise. But after that you absolutely screamed. “OMG! WHAT THE FUCK?!” You turn to him and all he is doing is smirking. “You think this is fucking funny!?!” “No, I think you look better now. Perfect even.” You pull down your skirt and pick up your bag. You try to walk out the door but he stops you. “Nah you aren’t leaving me again.” Your eyes start to burn and water. “No no no darling you’re too pretty to cry.” He cups your cheek and caresses it. “Y/n since last Friday I’ve thought about you everyday and night. Not just sex but your personality too.” You feel a tear drip down the side of your cheek. He kisses it away and starts to kiss you all over your face and down the side of your neck. He whispers in your neck, “Y/n leave that man.” You moan quietly and it makes Eren want you more. He needs you and he knows you need him. “I can’t…” that made him angry. He knows you can and you want to but you are too nice and perfect to leave someone no matter what. “You will… do it for me baby.” You accidentally touch his print. He can’t take it anymore. He needs you. Now. He lays you on the table and pulls your skirt up. You clenched your thighs together. “No darling, I need to see you.” You slowly spread your legs and he just stared at you. “Eren don’t stare at me too long. It’s embarrassing.” “It’s nothing to be embarrassed about if I’m just looking at my favorite piece of art.” He took off your panties and put them in his pocket. “Eren you can’t keep those.” You don’t need them darling. Whores don’t need panties.” You gasped and bucked your hips in the air. “See you’re a whore. But remember you’re my whore.” He pulled you closer to him. You pussy right in front of his face. You’re so beautiful. You’re perfect for him and no one else. His tongue goes straight to your clit. He's flicking his tongue brutally, not letting up on you. You feel yourself getting close. You moaned and tried to clench your legs to not feel so much. His hand holds your thighs all the way to your sides making you feel everything. He’s brutal, not let up at all your head shoots back and your back arches. “Fuck!” Your orgasm is so long and so hard you feel like you’re floating. “Eren stop, I can't take it anymore.” You feel a second orgasm coming but this one feels different. “FUCK! I’m gonna pee, Eren stop!” He keeps going and at the last second before you let everything go he bites down on your clit. You moan so loud and buck your hips up into his face. When he pulls back his face is all wet with his bright smile. “I didn’t know I could do that…” He goes back down one more time to lick up all of your juices from your pussy. You reach for his zipper but he steps back. “Not now baby. I think your date is done with his tattoo. Remember to show him your tattoo. I think it makes you look absolutely gorgeous.” He wrote his personal number and Instagram on a business card. “For when you want to go out for real next time.” He helps you stand up and sucks on your neck before walking you out to the lobby. He waves to you and your date before you both walk out.
THE NEXT DAY
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You rang the doorbell to Eren’s apartment. He opened the door and let you in. “You look so beautiful, baby.” “You look good too, Eren.” He pulls out the chair for you and then makes your plate. I made spaghetti with garlic bread and pesto chicken. “That sounds so good!” He smiled at you knowing good and well he found your instagram after you first met and found out your favorite food.
After you both ate you watched a sexy romance movie. He was paying attention to the film when you creeped over to him and now have your hands on his zip. He grabbed your wrist before you could go any further. “Are you sure you want this?” You nod your head completely sure of your decision. You unzip his pants and pull them down. You palm his print and he groans. You rub him from the outside of his underwear. “Fuck Y/n don’t tease me.” You rub his tip from the top of his underwear. You are a little intimidated by his size. He’s bigger than your ex and he was pretty big himself. He bucks his hips into your hands. “Baby hurry up please.” You pull his underwear down and his dick stands up straight. You immediately lick his large vein on the side of his dick. You aren’t even sucking him yet and he feels like he’s about to cum. “Shit…” He pushes your throat down so far you gag. “There you go baby, that's what I want to see.” He guides you up and down his dick he’s trying his hardest to control himself. You pull all the way back, “Eren you don’t need to hold back I can take it.” He shifts his body to where he can fully thrust into your mouth. His first thrust is hard and it catches you off guard but the second one is worse. He caressing your cheek as he fucks your face like he hates you. “You’re taking me so well… My pretty girl loves my cock.” You nodded slightly. “Stick out your tongue for me.” You do as he says and you cums on your tongue. “Let me see my cum on your tongue.” You stick out your tongue and then you swallow. “That’s my good girl, you knew exactly what I wanted.”
You take off your clothes, sitting on his legs with a condom in your hand. He laughed, “is this all you came for? A good fuck?” You shake your head and try to put the condom on him. “That one’s a little small baby. Now you're underestimating my dick size, wow that really hurt my feelings.” He pulls out one from his pocket and puts it on. “Remember I’m an XL baby. You’ll need to know for next time.” Your stomach tumbled a little bit. He laid you on the coach on your back. He had his tip at your entrance playing with your clit. “Fuck me already.” He glared at you for a second then rammed his hips all the way into you. You gasped at the feeling of him inside you. The look on your face almost made him cum right then and there. He pulled back and thrusted into you so hard and fast you felt like you were gonna squirt again. “It’s t-too much Eren.” You put your hands on his abs to try and stop him. He grabbed both of your hands in one of his and held them above your head. “Nah you wanted this. You wanted my dick so that’s what you are getting. Fucking slut can’t even take what she wanted.” You squeezed down on him. “You can’t cum until I say.” Your body did everything it could to slow him down but he couldn’t be stopped. “FUCK! Omg Eren you fuck me so good.” He smirks, “who’s fucking you rn?” “You!” Your face scrunched up, “say my name.” “Eren!” He grunted aggressively, “Louder.” “EREN!” “Fuck I’m gonna cum. Cum with me Y/n.” He used his other hand to rub your clit and overstimulate you. You both came at the same time and moaned in each other's mouths.
You were limp on his couch. He walked to his kitchen to get you some water. He sat down and moved you on top of him. He gave you some water and you happily drank it. “Y/n look.” You looked at him and he showed you his new tattoo.
[Your first initial.] Jaeger
Eren: I literally love this girl even though I haven’t known her that long. I need to marry her rn.
Y/n: This man 🫣. YALL I NEED HIM SO BAD. Love of my life frfr.
I know that happened fast but Eren is clingy asf. Mans wants to marry her ASAP now! Anyways thank you for reading.
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derangederensimp · 2 years
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Attack on Titan One Shot Kinktober
#17 Nipple play and Unprotected Sex Eren Jaeger x Fem Reader
CW: AU Eren (Tattoos, eyebrow piercing, what he looks like in my commissioned profile pic is what I’m saying he roughly looks like 🤤), jealousy, Slight Grinding, Exhibitionism, Hickeys, Nipple play, Unprotected Sex, Creampis, and aftercare.
What happens when Eren sees you talking to Reiner.
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You felt presence behind you, then a weight on your shoulder. A feeling of someone’s chin, turning your head, you were met with Eren’s unenthusiastic face. His eyes glaring at Reiner, his hands rested in his pant pockets, shoulders shrugged over to be able to place his head on you.
“Oh, Eren! Reiner was just telling me about the class I missed”
“Mm” Eren hummed his response, still uninterested in why Reiner was talking to you. He knew Reiner had a crush on you and although Eren had confessed first he knew Reiner would probably not stop having a crush.
“I’ll see you around y/n” Reiner said, waving Goodbye and walking more into the party.
“Sorry” Eren mumbled into your ear, his lips touching your neck leaving soft kisses. A soft moan slipping past your lips, your eyes widened, slapping your hand to your mouth. “E-eren ah people are going to start looking over here”. His mouth continues to sucking on your neck leaving marks all over “you're the one that’s a moaning mess. Acting all touch deprived. I bet you're already so wet for me.” Eren cooed into your ear.
His hands resting on your hips as he swayed your body onto his, your ass rubbing against his growing hard cock. A gasp leaving your lips “Eren-“ his sudden grip on your wrist and pulling you upstairs towards an empty room. Locking the door behind him, he was glad to see you were already working on getting your dress off for him and then your mating set of underwear and bra. He pouted his lip out not being able to look at your long enough in it but quickly loved the sight of your body fully bare.
“F-fuck. Look at you, it feels like the first time I’ve ever seen you like this can’t get enough of it” Eren said, his voice sounding husky and full of lust.
You walked over to him, lifting his shirt up from his stomach you touched along his abs, softly giggling at the Freedom tattoo you loved so much that he had just below his happy trail. He impatiently undressed himself the rest of the way, you started kissing along his neck biting it softly, a low groan quickly came from Eren as he worked at getting his pants off.
Grabbing his hand you led him over to the bed pulling him down with you. Your bodies entangled each other, hands exploring like you’ve never laid a finger on one another before. His lips were so soft against yours, opening your mouth slightly to allow his tongue to push through and play with yours. His hand went between your legs and began massaging your clit. Biting down on your lip to try and be quiet. Slipping his fingers between your folds and bringing them to his lips, sucking them clean. “Taste so good y/n” he cooed into your ear.
His other hand teased at your hard nipple, tweaking it between his fingers wanting to hear you moan for him. “Com’on baby, moan for me please” Eren said. His eyes hooded as he gazed at you, your cheeks already turning pink from his teasing.
He pinched your nipple harder in his fingers, bringing his lips down to the other one and licking it. His tongue flicked at the one while the other pinched and pulled, swirling it around on this thumb. Putting your head back you moaned out his name followed by begging for more. He gladly obliged, spreading your legs open he rubbed the tip of his cock already leaking pre along your folds.
Bumping your clit with it making you curse under your breath with another airy moan. “Good girl.”
He stroked at his cock watching you play with your nipples, your eyes glazed over as he kept toying with your clit. “You ready for me y/n?” He asked, his body now hovered over yours. “Yes” you said, his lips connected back with yours pecking them over and over again till he went back to his position. Lifting your legs over his shoulders he aligned the tip of his dick with your cunt inching it in slowly to allow your body to adjust.
“S-shit y/n your so tight fuck” Eren moaned, biting his lip. You did the same instead you moaned out his repeatedly till he bottomed out in you. His cock stretching you out feeling like he had split you in two. He started at a slow pace before picking up speed and force.
Each thrust going deeper and deeper hitting your g spot making your cunt squeeze around him. Pieces of his hair started to come undone from his sloppy bun he always wore. You tried to reach up and push it away so you could see his face, he got the hint and leaned down pushing your legs closer to your chest making you scream “a-ah f-fuck Eren” your eyes rolling back into your head from the pleasure.
Opening your eyes you were met with his Handsome face, his hair hung down framing his face as sweat started to form around his hairline. “That’s more like it, baby. Ganna make you cum” he breathed out, gritting his teeth as he jackhammered into you faster. You wrapped your arms over his neck before clawing at his back while you came around his cock.
Your walls clenching around him as he continued to fuck himself into you. Your clit becoming extremely sensitive, you whined at the feeling. “Y/n fuck ganna cum.”
“I-inside” you panted.
“Inside? Y-yeah I’ve always wanted to know how it would feel filling you up with my cum” He said, his breathing quickened, he thrusts going sloppy as he bottomed out inside one more time. Hot ropes filling you up with some seeping out with his short thrusts to ride out his high.
Pulling out he stared at your cunt, his cum confined to seep out of you. “That looks so hot. You wanna see?” He asked, his eyes blown out from lust. You nodded your head, he quickly grabbed his phone, turning the flash one to start recording. His free hand going to your cunt, two fingers rubbed down collecting his cum and shoving it back inside. You watched him bite at his lip, his cock getting hard again just by the sight “don’t wanna waste any” he said. The flash cut off and he handed you the phone, your cheeks blushed watching it back a few times.
You were too distracted by it to notice Eren was off the bed and staring at you. “Com’on let’s get you into a shower” Eren said. He bit the inside of his cheek when he saw how fucked out you were. Helping you up he walked you to the connected bathroom and started up the shower.
Once inside he held you close to his body so you wouldn’t lose balance. Helping you wash your body although you could do it yourself you enjoyed his hands on you.
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Authors note: starting to feel burned out. ☹️
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karizard-ao3 · 7 months
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What if Eren actually gets into a fist fight with another boy over Mikasa? Jean/Colt/Porco tries his chances with her in front of Eren, who’s not her boyfriend but is aggravated and escalates the situation out of jealousy
Ooh, I don't know if you've read my longfic, Clueless Teens, but Eren gets into a couple fights with Jean on Mikasa's behalf (but in these cases it's to defend her honor).
As for fist fights out of jealousy, Eren is a scrappy boy and for sure gets into a lot of fights, but I think he would restrain himself from getting in a fight with a guy just because he's hitting on Mikasa. I don't think Eren wants Mikasa to know how into her he is because he's afraid she'll turn him down. And also, she's free and so he's not going to stop her from going out with another guy if she wants to.
Actually, Clueless Teens pretty much exemplifies how I think Eren would act, which is that he'd be incredibly obnoxious towards the guy and disparage him to Mikasa and pretty much do his best to cockblock in whatever way possible without actually admitting why he's doing it. It would only come to blows if the guy was bothering Mikasa or disrespectful to her.
Although, don't get me wrong. Eren is insanely jealous and if he could antagonize the guy enough that he starts something he would be overjoyed.
Actually, for some reason this ask has me picturing Eren getting into a bar fight over Mikasa.
Picture it. They're in their early 20s. They're out drinking with friends. They've both dated other people and whatnot but Eren's relationships never last long because the girls always realize he's in love with his best friend and Mikasa's don't last because she always dumps them after a few months (she's got a list of qualities she looks for in a man that just happens to describe Eren exactly but she hasn't made the connection yet. It doesn't help that she's got Eren constantly in her ear, badmouthing these perfectly nice guys. These fellows don't measure up to her elusive dream guy so she kicks them to the curb).
Mikasa has gone to the bar to freshen her drink and Eren is watching her, sipping his own drink, when some handsome blond jerk slides up next to her and starts chatting to her. Eren is seething as he watches Mikasa smile at this other guy and he finds he's just drunk enough to slam the rest of his beer and get up to get another one.
He elbows his way into the spot on Mikasa's other side but she's so busy flirting that she doesn't even notice him. Eren manages to put his drink order in before either of them manage to get the bartender's attention. He is getting progressively more angry because the guy is getting kind of grabby but Mikasa isn't protesting so he doesn't interfere. He gets his beer and Mikasa's vodka cran, then pokes her in her ticklish spot, making her shriek. She spins around and her face lights up when she sees who it is. Eren grins at her and hands her the drink.
"Who's this?" asks the other guy, his eyes narrowing.
"This is my best friend, Eren!" she says. "Eren, this is... uh..." She looks over her shoulder at the guy."
"Colt," he supplies.
The guy frowns. Mikasa bats her eyes at Eren, sipping her drink through her little black straw. Actually, she's batting her eyes a lot. It kind of looks like- Oh! Eren, Armin, and Mikasa learned Morse code one summer in elementary school so they could flash messages to each other from their windows and Mikasa is flashing a message to Eren now. "Get me away from this guy."
Eren's lips pull away from his teeth in a feral smile. Absolutely he can.
"Alright, we've got our drinks. Nice meeting you, Dolt," he says, putting his arm around Mikasa and guiding her back to their table while Colt scowls.
"I told him I was just here to spend time with my friends tonight but he kept trying to convince me to go get food with him anyway," she says, with an adorable, annoyed frown.
Eren makes sure to glue himself to her side for the rest of the night to keep any other suitors away from her.
Things start winding down early. It's a weeknight and they all have shit to do in the morning, so the bar is still pretty busy as everyone wraps up and heads out. Eren and Mikasa are actually the last ones out of their group left.
Eren's closing out his tab and Mikasa is going to the bathroom and calling an Uber (they're going to split it, of course, because they do everything together).
You know what? I'm switching the guy from Colt to Floch. I believe with my whole heart that Colt is a girl crazy man whore but that he's also very chill and respectful about it. He would never pester a girl who didn't seem interested.
So Eren finishes paying and signing his bill and he turns around and sees Floch is at it again. He's got Mikasa cornered and is going on like, "hey, your friends left and the night is still young. Let's go get takeout and bring it back to my place."
Mikasa is visibly uncomfortable. "Sorry, I'm just kind of tired," she says, pretending to yawn. "I think I'm just going to go home."
Eren, unable to hear any of this, goes over at that moment to extract her and says, "I'm ready to go. Did you get the Uber for us?"
Floch, who is very drunk, gets pissed. "Oh, you're tired, huh? Too tired to go get something to eat with me but not too tired to go fuck this asshole? I see!" He starts ranting and Eren steps in front of Mikasa.
"Hey fucker. She doesn't owe you anything. Back off."
"Get out of my face!" Floch shouts.
"Get out of hers!" shouts Eren. "Mikasa, get the Uber. We're leaving."
Floch is absolutely furious because now everyone is watching and whispering and he's embarrassed and, again, very drunk.
That's when Eren goes in for the kill. "Loser," he says with a sneer, loud enough for everyone to hear. "You probably can't even get your hand to fuck you."
This has exactly the effect Eren had hoped for. Floch punches Eren in the face. "You saw he hit me first," Eren says, pointing at a random guy, who nods. Then Eren grins and punches Floch back.
The ensuing scuffle is quick and brutal, but Eren's not trying to get banned from the bar, so as soon as he's got Floch subdued he lets up. "We have an Uber to catch," he spits, then grabs Mikasa and leaves.
Their ride does actually show up a few minutes later and Mikasa fusses over Eren, who did not come out of the fight unscathed and, now that they're for the most part alone, is groaning. He's going to have a nasty black eye for sure.
"Do you want to come to my place and we can ice it?" Mikasa asks, touching the tender spot on his cheekbone. "And oh... Your lip is bleeding! Does it hurt?"
And then Eren, because he's also drunk and is crashing after the adrenaline rush from the fight, says without thinking, "Yeah. You should kiss it better."
There's a pause during which his brain catches up to his mouth and just as he's panicking that he's gone too far, Mikasa says, "Okay," and presses a soft kiss to where his lip has split.
They look at each other. There is a very, very long silence before Mikasa looks at her hands and says, "Sorry."
Eren, his heart racing, laces his fingers through hers. "I actually think you should do it again a few more times. It's still kind of sore."
She peeks at him, blushing. "So you want to come back to my place and I'll... see what I can do to fix you up?"
Eren almost stops breathing but he manages to pull himself together enough to treat her to a rakish smile and accept.
The end.
Sorry, I kind of went wandering off there. Anyway! That's how I think Eren's jealous fighting goes! He just antagonizes and cockblocks his rivals until they give him an excuse to punch them.
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slicesofapple · 2 years
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When a woman with enormous breasts bulging out of her very skimpy top lays her laquered red nails on Jean’s arm, Eren immediately steps up, puts an arm around his boyfriend, tips Jean’s face sideways, and gives him a very wet, very passionate kiss.  
He eventually releases a spluttering Jean, turns to the woman, and says, “You were saying?” to her flaming red face.
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liquorisce · 1 year
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This is not a filthy ask but do you have any jealous eren rec fics?
ohohoho jealous eren my best boy ♥️♥️♥️♥️
I must say I am not good at rec lists, but I did recently read one which was stellar! If anyone else has any recs pls feel free to throw them our way!
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hanjisungslag · 2 months
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Headcanons for when aot men get jealous? Maybe seeing reader and someone else spending time together and getting agitated and then dragging them away - ‘Pay attention to me not them.’ sort of vibe.
💢 aot men & jealously
characters included: eren, armin, connie, jean, reiner, bertolt, erwin and levi.
notes: this ask had me floored.
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☆ eren jaeger
he caught you and reiner talking to each other AGAIN.
this has happened one too many times and eren finally loses it.
he’d definitely say something like “what about spending time with your boyfriend instead of him, hm?”
very temperamental about the whole thing..
one second he’ll be furious, next he’ll be sad, next he’ll be happy you’re back to spending time with each other
but mostly angry over it.
he storms over and pushes reiner away from you as he comes between the both of you, “what the fuck do you think you’re doing with MY partner?” eren asked threateningly “woah eren we were just—” but before reiner could say anything, eren grabbed your arm and stormed off with you.
☆ armin arlert
you and jean are very close friends
too close, your boyfriend may say.
armin usually lets things slide at first, he doesn’t want to come off as overbearing or jealous
also you and jean are just friends at the end of the day, right?
but one day, you and jean are laughing away as usual and armin asks what’s so funny and you say..
“oh, it’s an inside joke. you wouldn’t get it.”
after you said this, you continued to laugh. but armin had reached his breaking point, he slammed his hands on the dinner table and rose from his seat turning to face you, “y/n. get up.” your smile drops as you also get up from your chair. you two walk out the dinner hall. armin quickly speaks up “pay attention to me, not him.”
☆ connie springer
you and berty boy were spending wayyy too much quality time together.
making you spend less time with your own boyfriend!
connie obviously took this to heart and had to do what a man’s gotta do
aka pull a prank on bert.
every single day for like 2 weeks, connie would do something just to cause him inconvenience.
just like hiding his things right before practice, stealing food off his plate, replacing his sugar with salt, messing up his laundry etc.
but now what was connie going to do with you? after he pulled one of his pranks on bert he saw you HELPING him so not only do you spend all your time with him but now you’re ruining connie’s revenge plan? nope, not happening. he slams bert’s door open not taking any notice that the both of you are trying to talk to him, he just grabs you and pulls you into the hall. “last time i checked, i was your boyfriend. so, stop acting like bert is.”
☆ jean kirstein
there was someone in the survey corps who clearly had a thing for you
but you didn’t seem to notice. supposedly.
anyways, you guys would spend quite a bit of time together especially during expeditions.
jean obviously took offence to this and what does he do?
showboats🗣️🗣️
while on an expedition, you and this guy were chatting away, killing titans, all the usual stuff. but little did you know, from the back, jean was watching all of this happening and he was getting pissed off. his anger built up so much that when it came to killing the titans be whipped out half of them on his own. everyone was super impressed and the girls started complimenting you for having such a strong, brave boyfriend.
he pulls you aside afterwards and says “that was because of you and him, you know? so, you better start paying more attention to me now.”
☆ reiner braun
there was this one guy from garrisons who adored you!
and you thought he was sweet and you’d always try and catch up with him when you could.
which reiner would say was too often.
reiner would definitely intimidate this guy with how huge he is.
it’d be intimidating even reiner wasnt massive because he was just a garrison.
he’d pump his chest out more and wrap his big arms around you in front of him to prove how much bigger and better he was.
and when it came to you, he was so mad. as you stepped away from the garrison guy, he took his arm off of you and grabbed you by the shoulders turning you to face him. “hey. you better stop talking to that fucking whimp. i’m your boyfriend.”
☆ bertolt hoover
you and connie were super close.
you both trained together, love pulling pranks and just bounce off each other so well.
some people sometimes even think you’re a couple..!
but you already have a boyfriend.
bert doesn’t like to speak up about how he feels for a while until something really tips him over the edge.
bert always used to ignore how close you and connie were, he was too shy to say anything in the first place but he also didn’t want to ruin your guys’ relationship by being jealous. that was until someone asked if you and connie were a couple. that was his final straw. he calmly walked over to you but grabbed you with a grip you wouldn’t expect from bertolt. you found yourself outside with him where he looks you dead in the eyes “unless you actually want connie to be your boyfriend, you better start paying more attention to me, y/n.”
☆ levi ackerman
you mostly worked in the offices after a bad injury.
and there was this one librarian who really took a liking to you.
but, you’re already coupled up with mr. ackerman.
levi sees you guys talking all the time. sees that you’re in the library quite a lot even when you don’t need to be.
because of this he delegated menial work to him and even you, when he’s feel mean.
but when he catches you STILL talking while doing the tasks he set for you, he loses it.
you got distracted from your task when your little librarian friend starts discussing this ancient book he discovered the other day and as you were chatting away, you heard the door creak.. you jump out of your skin, trying to return to your task but it was too late. levi had already seen you. he calmly marched towards you and pulls you away to the other end of the library “is that what i said your task was, y/n? come here, i got a better task for you like helping your boyfriend. not this cretin.”
( however at the end of the week when things were all cleared up and you ask him about it he just says “me? jealous? no, i wasn’t.” )
☆ erwin smith
you and mike were working a little too closely lately.
erwin saw the way mike looked at you longingly
at first he thought it was nothing, he wasn’t even jealous!
until mike starts getting more physical
a shoulder brush here, a slight hand touch there
after this, he fully loses it.
erwin side eyes you and mine when he sees his hand gently brush up against yours, it could be pure accident but erwin couldn’t care less. he had gone too far. he marched over tall and mighty and swiftly stole you from mike “i’m the only man who gets to do that to you, you hear me?”
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jjkeremika · 3 months
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AoT men Vices
description: sex, drugs, cigarettes, and, well, you.
pairing: eren, armin, zeke, levi, reiner, jean (x fem!reader)
disclaimer/warning(s)?: stoner eren; oral(fem receiving); drinker zeke; groping; slutty levi; penetration; smoker reiner; rope play; gambler armin; fingering; jealous jean; choking; nsfwwwww
eren
• always high on weed/dabs/carts/edibles (doesn’t matter)
• his pale skin and green irises only accentuated the faint red tinge in the whites of his eyes, like a light blood splatter on american money
• hes tormented!! cut him a little slack. its not his fault his dad gave him the worst type ii bipolar disorder and narcissistic personality disorder a clinician’s ever seen
• gets horrendously horny when he’s high around you, starts touching and holding and kissing and biting you to get and keep your attention
• chews on his fingernails, jitters his legs, and licks and bites his lips as he stares at you, as he feels himself getting harder and harder at the thought of you getting wetter and wetter
• whines about how his throat is dry and he needs to taste you, to drink the liquid sliding out of you, until his tongue and jaw were cramping and his mouth was sore
• will pull you into his lap, gnaw on your shoulder and the lobe of your ear as his hands creep down your abdomen towards the source of the wet stain forming on his lap
• his voice lowers an octave as he begs to touch and taste you, as he asks if his hands and lips inching closer to your crotch is allowed and okay because he so desperately craves your approval
• “oh, baby, please, baby, only you can fix my dry mouth with your wet, pretty fucking pussy, god, baby, please, i’m so thirsty”
• moans so fucking loud when you finally give in and let him lick your clit, his fingers eagerly digging into your thighs as he pulls you so, so much closer, until there’s no air between his mouth and your skin
• devolves into demanding that you ride his face, hop and slide on his mouth with your shiny thick thighs with absolutely no hesitation, no regard for his lungs
zeke
• sad king who drinks most nights
• a gin and tonic or scotch on the rocks kind of man. likes the burn at the back of his throat on the way down
• confessed a similar reason to why he swims; liking the burning ache in his lungs when he holds his breath under the water. reminds him he’s alive
• has a poor relationship with his parents and half-brother. wants and sometimes tries to reconcile but he’s not really a people-person and he struggles to forgive
• divulges to you about his neglected dreams and pile of regrets, over analyzes situations until it all feels hopeless and meaningless
• holds you closer and tighter, at first because he’s fighting tears but then because he’s overcome with pure devotion because you’re here, with him, comforting him, every time
• and he’s certain you have so many other places you could be and more interesting people you can be with and yet you’re holding him too
• tells you that you mean the world to him, that he’s hopeless without you, that you give him something to smile and dream about, that he’d be nothing without you
• he’ll hold your wrists behind your back with one large hand and hold your neck with the other, prying your lips apart and re-introducing your tongues to each other, like he does every other night
• his hands roam as you kiss, his fingernails lightly tracing the goosebumps on your skin to the tail of your spine, the other hand following the curves of your ribcage to where your breast naturally interrupted
• “oh, i love your body, i live to please you, i live for you,” he’ll murmur for the thousandth time against your tongue as his long fingers clasp around your fleshy boob, squeezing with a fearful hold that you’ll pull away and leave him like everyone else
levi
• sex. with you. a lot.
• he doesn’t talk about his feelings or explain his emotions. there are no conversations about his past and his future. they all start one sided, and end in sex
• it’s a cop out. he knows it, you know it, but it’s so fucking good you don’t really care
• every time you try to ask about his family, his friends, his career, or even if he thinks there’s a future between you two, he’s avoiding the question and shoving his tongue down your throat
• he keeps his hand around your neck as he kisses you insistently, as he tries to kiss you until you’re dizzy and you forgot that he was trying to distract you in the first place
• gets needy and wanting, turning you around, stripping you, and bending you over before you could say a word
• impatient and selfish. he drops some lube into his palm and slicks his own cock up, shoving two or three fingers in you for short, to-be-desired thrusts before he’s gasping over you and inching the tip to your exposed muscles
• he chortles airily at the hearty moan you release once he presses inside, the euphoria encompassing his dick and shipping through his bloodstream
• he practically bends you in half, arranging you so he’s pounding into your pussy with your ass presented to his face and your own face shoved into a pillow, mascara and eyeshadow staining into the sheets at the growing desirable ache in your abdomen
• smacks your ass until his handprint is visible as he relentlessly shoves himself inside you, as he gives you every inch of muscle control and strength he has
reiner
• chronic cigarette smoker
• built balcony and patio attachments to your house so he could easily step outside
• you watched him build them shirtless and sweaty, a lighter tucked loosely in his low cut pant pockets and a cigarette lightly held behind his ear
• tries his best to cover the sour tobacco smell with rustic vanilla or mahogany colognes. up for debate when it worked, but the mix of scents really could be oddly pleasant sometimes
• he’s haunted by regrets he won’t even tell you about. doesn’t want to burden you, or rather burden himself with the knowledge that then you’d know too, and there really would be no running away
• you could see them as shadows behind his glassy eyes, always lingering when the lights were on and engulfing him in the dark
• you took it upon yourself to lift his moods, to break him free from the thought patterns that kept him chained to his lot in life
• brought the metaphor to life and bought handcuffs and rope, tied and locked his ankles and wrists to the bedposts, his vulnerability on full display
• his whole body was blushed pink as you gingerly caressed him, crawled up and down his rigid muscular body and ran your sharp fingernails and tongue down his center
• you reminded him he was chained down when he abruptly reached up and out for you, his wrists aggressively slapping back against the mattress or his legs threatening to break the post with fast squirms
• like a wolf chasing after a rabbit, reiner huffed and drooled over you and the sexy shapes you made with your hips as you wiggled all over him, grinded against him and relished in the whines and begs to be released from his holds and touch you
armin
• first got into gambling when eren convinced him to go to a casino for his 21st birthday
• and while the huge crowds and loud noises and overstimulating lights originally raised his anxiety, the adrenaline and excitement of playing and winning won out
• tried to quit a few times but always found his way back to gambling and betting
• card game aficionado. loves the tactile nature of it, always plays with the corners of the cards with his fingertips. sometimes you catch him shuffling and playing cards in his free time at home
• poker is easily his favorite, especially because he can read people like a book. you could never lie to or hide from him
• refuses to say it’s an addiction. it’s more of an intricate hobby, or a challenge he has to bet his way out of
• the worst part is he’s actually pretty good at it and wins more than seventy percent of the time. but when he loses, he loses and he obsesses over it for days
• during good streaks he buys you expensive knickknacks and trinkets and blankets and jewelry, takes you out to dinner more frequently
• feels extra confident when he’s on a hot winning streak, buying you lingerie and telling you to wear it, to turn it into a show for him in the bedroom with him sat on the bed and the lights on
• his hot hands and cold metal rings needily grasp at your sides, his wet tongue caressing the lacy line where the lingerie met your cleavage
• he’ll get impatient, too turned on with your dance to contain himself so he’ll pull you onto his hard erection and bite the nape of your neck to hold you in place
• he’ll stand up and turn you over, hover over you as the mattress shapes to your curves and armin’s hands follow
• loves fingering you with three to four fingers, his eyes doubling in size as he watches your muscles stretch and encompass the appendages. has to clutch the base of his dick like a cock ring to prevent himself from cumming at the site and at the warm, blankety feeling
• sometimes likes to be a bit cheeky and not take his rings off, letting the rings escape inside your opening and feeling it slide toughly against his skin in contrast to your so soft, so sensitive, so inviting body
• the cool metal of his rings was always enticing, and you always gasped heartily and physically thrived at the hard cold material inside
• “oh, shit, baby, i think my ring came off inside you,” he tells you calmly with a wide premeditated smirk, his fingers going limp inside you, “let me just get it out real quick”
• he’ll poke and prod and fold his fingers against your tissue as the ring moves loosely inside you, as you feel yourself building to an inescapable high with armin’s cheeky smirk between your legs as the ring just so happens to keep slipping from his grasp
jean
• jealous jeanyyyyyy
• glares at other men as they talk to you, even if it’s something as innocent as asking for directions or for a petition signature
• usually steps between you and the offending man, escalates the situation beyond necessity by antagonizing the man and firmly demanding an apology for wasting your time
• his blood just boils like hot water in a kettle when he sees you with someone else, someone that’s not him but it should be
• has issues sharing, so there was no way in hell you were slipping out of his attention, and he’s arrogantly insecure, to the excess point that you should only see and talk to him. he’s all you should need right?
• when he saw you calmly talking to eren he flipped his lid, said fuck it to the world and interrupted the conversation
• brings you to the nearest private (i.e., empty and lockable) room and pushes you against the wall or door, his hand firmly locking around your neck
• his hands were so large your whole neck was covered. his fingers were so long the tips touched at the back. his grip was present and firm, and maybe a bit threatening
• “do i speak another language to you? am i on another fucking planet so far you can’t even hear me?”
• he’ll slap the wall next to your ear with his open palm, smirk as you jump from surprise at the sudden outburst
• he leans closer to your ear, the pressure of his hand against your windpipe slightly increasing, his wet hot tongue flicking against your sensitive exposed ear
• “do i need to teach you another lesson?” another light squeeze. “on how to behave?”
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drangues · 5 months
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u cant see it but theyre holding hands in the first panel
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kimasousparky · 7 months
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i dont think this will work, jean
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aengelren · 7 months
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And I eat it up every single time.
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squidsal · 8 months
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Sleep Deprived Thoughts
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Okay okay but imagine very toxic ex!eren getting jealous about your new, healthy relationship and sending your sweet, gentle bf!armin a video of him absolutely wrecking you from when you two were still dating. Your loud moans and whimpers fill Armin's room as he watches the video of Eren fucking you into the mattress on repeat, your mouth agape and making the prettiest noises he's ever heard . Poor Armin is so angry and jealous, because you've never made those noises while with him, your face has never looked so drunk and desperate with him. So when you come home, he doesn't mention the video, he just pulls you to the room and shoves you on the bed before letting his anger out on you. You are obviously extremely surprised (and extremely horny) at the change in his usually sweet demeanor. He's pounding you from behind, hand fisted in your hair, and you're loving it. But he's still angry - because even though you're enjoying yourself - it's still not the same. Your cries of pleasure still don't compare to the video, and as his frustration and anger grows, his thrusts become frantic, desperately trying to recreate those sweet sounds he heard. Then later that night while you're fast asleep, thoroughly exhausted, he gets another text from Eren which makes his blood boil.
"Bet she doesn't sound so pretty for you huh?"
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arminsumi · 2 years
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Hello I'm in love with your headcannons, and I like how both Eren and Armin are possessive and obsessive, respectively.
But I was wondering what would go down if they both liked the same person at the same time. Like one of those crushes that just doesn't completely go away. What would happen if y/n only like one of them? What about both?
Thank you sm!! And thank you for your request
(FYI I'm currently writing a love triangle fic on Wattpad that's based on the Eren is possessive/Armin is obsessive dynamic!)
Hcs | Eren and Armin both liking you
How rough would it be to have both Armin and Eren crushing on you? And how would it be for one of them to endure heartbreak over you?
Cws; Mentions the following; jealousy, possessiveness, obsessiveness, heartbreak, manipulation, fistfight/rivalry
Kink cws; Mentions pillow fucking (Eren), watching porn (Eren), fantasizing about cheating (Armin), hints to fellatio, mentions threesome fantasies, Eren being lowkey dom n jealous, sexual rivalry, mentions overtstim
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Okay, if you preferred Eren over Armin, but they both like you...
I feel like Armin would secretly sulk about it
And even if you don't make it apparent that you like Eren in that way, Armin would still pick up on it bc he's so fkn intuitive
He's the type to give you longing looks whenever you're around Eren
He'll spend time daydreaming of you treating him the way you treat Eren, then he'll get these prickles of jealousy
And he's not even necessarily the jealous type, but when it comes to you he can't help himself
Armin for sure would throw himself pity parties about you not liking him back
And he's our obsessive ocean boy, so he'd still have this burning obsession for you regardless of if the future looks bleak
Like he won't give up on his love, even if you and Eren started dating
Sure he'll hide his feelings, but they're all still there, probably getting more overwhelming as the days go by
He might get the idea in his head that he has the power to persuade you out of loving his best friend
He'd put on that charming, manipulative little smile and look like an angel even though he's riddled with sinful affections for you
And he'd take advantage of the fact that Eren isn't openly affectionate, and so shower you in his own affections as if to show you what you're missing out on
Okay let's not forget that Armin hit Eren first in the show, so if a fight would spring out between the two of them, Armin is the first to throw his punches
No cuz like Armin is such a severe hopeless romantic who would totally fight for his love
But would end up crying with waves of guilt crashing over his chest, because he realizes this is his best friend who he's been trying to steal happiness from...
Eventually, he'd force himself to let go, and find a way to move on from you
It'd hurt like hell for him, but he's resilient
He'd have a phase where he pretends to be happy for the two of you, and pretends he's moved on if you ask him
"Yeah — no — I'm alright, don't worry about me!" He'd say with a forced sweet smile
But you'd feel his melancholy and dejection rippling off of him like waves
Even in the future, when he's convinced himself he's happy for you and Eren being together, he'll still have moments where a tide of affections roll in, and just maybe...
Okay, listen, my favorite book of all time (Sorrows of Young Werther) gives me Armin vibes, so I feel like he would be similar to the protagonist, and eventually his feelings and affections for you would overwhelm him so much that he snaps and has to kiss you, because he wants to show you what his love is like
He'd be guilty, and babble apologies, but he'd at least be satisfied that he's spilled his emotions onto your lips...
Armin would definitely still get horny over you even if you're dating Eren
Sometimes, his eyes will drift to your lips, and he'll think about how much he needs them around his cock... then he has to hide his hard-on, because oops Eren is around
And he has to be so precautious when Eren is around, but when he gets you alone...
Just imagine, the two of you get drunk together, and you're so sure of being in love with Eren, but then Armin says some unholy hotboy shit through a confident, drunken murmur
Something like "I've always had a thing for you — you know? 'Always wanted to fuck you..."
And he'd just stay close to you, noses bumping, but he'll restrain himself
Okay Armin for sure has a cheating kink, but specifically in relation to you... and oh my god it kills him to think about you cheating on Eren with him
Brain go brr for enticing hypersexual Scorpio boy omfg
You can be so glad he restrains himself, bc if he'd show you just how good he can fuck you, you'd stray from Eren...
And he can decipher that from your eyes, and it makes his confidence and ego swell sm
Like he's contented just with the fact he can still excite you despite you having proclaimed your loyalty to his best friend
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And if you preferred Armin over Eren, but they both like you...
I feel like Eren would be so good at concealing his affection and hurt that you wouldn't even question that he's bothered
He'd be the type to try and discretely entice you away from Armin, in the hopes that his charms overpower the effects that his best friend's charms have on you
He'll never show that it hurts him, he's stubborn like that
He'd burn an intense, longing gaze into you whenever you flirt with Armin or kiss Armin
Like, okay, hear me out... you consider Eren to be a big brother, and he fucking hates that, but what he hates even more is that you told him you had a crush on his best friend
He just acted nonchalant, like "Oh? Yeah... you make it pretty obvious."
His nonchalance throws you off the scent of his concealed jealousy
Like Eren acts all tough and intimidating, but really he's just scared
Because he was always worried that you'd crush on his best friend, ever since he introduced the two of you
I feel like he'd still display his possessive behavior towards you, even if you're dating Armin, like he'll sling an arm around you while sitting beside you and pretend "Oh, but you think of me as a big brother, right? There's nothing weird about this..."
When you hug him, he makes it last longer and longer, because he's just trying to print his affections on you. You know... the affections he was too stubborn to admit to
Def gets more jealous than Armin
Like his jealousy influences how he treats you, too
He'll just snap and be bity, even if it's uncalled for
He just thinks the world is unfair for letting this happen
Often blames his emotionless demeanor and lack of affection for things ending up like this
Def listens to Summertime Sadness while crying over you, don't argue w me
Ohmygodhe'ssojealous
He'll just be casually getting off, but then you flood his mind and before he knows it, he's moaning your name
And you just know he fantasizes about how he could fuck you better than Armin
Probably gets cocky n egotistical bc he knows he's much bigger than his best friend, too
Like brr brain melt for thick Eren dick ok let me recompose myself
Or decompose myself lmao there's no saving my horny soul now help
He's def the type to fuck his pillow while imagining it's you
Like he'll focus really hard and envision how you'd look under him while rocking his hips against the plush fabric
And def gets off to the most innocent photos of you, esp those rare photos where you're hugging or close to him
And watching porn doesn't quell his desires for you
He just gets sidetracked and closes his eyes, imagining you instead of whoever's in his screen
Okay I think he'd be the type to indulge in several one-night-stands in an attempt to forget about you
But each time he's fucking them, he's thinking of you
And the smallest things you do turn him on, like looking up at him
He'll just imagine you looking up at him while sitting pretty on your knees
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Okay, but a love triangle tho... phew, prepare yourself
I think you'd start liking Armin first, and Eren having that sixth sense would notice it
So, Eren would be a bit vulgar and bitchy to you, and you'd think it was because he doesn't like you
But nope it's bc he can't stand the fact you're doting on his best friend
Armin would definitely be the most affectionate, yet most nervous about admitting his crush on you
And for sure Armin would doubt that you like him in that way lol he just thinks you're too cool to like someone like him
Eren gets pretty cocky and egotistical, tho, and he'll eventually get to this point where he teases you about liking him
Okay hear me out, Eren would spite you by fucking others, as if to say "I don't need you..." but bitch he lyin to himself lmao he wants you not them
So, I think both of them would take quite some time to realize that both of them are crushing on you
And to realize that you like both of them
Okay, listen listen, I'm obsessed with the idea of them fighting for your love
Like, at first it starts out innocent, like Armin will shower you with more affection than his best friend could ever dare to
But Eren would show you how much more deeply he understands you
They'd have this silent rivalry going on, and lmao Connie and Sasha would just tease you and joke about how "You're gonna destroy their friendship."
But that's inevitable, because... well, okay, you like both of them a lot a lot, and they like you too, so that's gonna lead to some big problems between them...
Like, they like you so much that they're slowly inching towards battle against each other
Armin's pretty tactical, and thinks he can persuade you into liking him more
But Eren's more straightforward, he's gonna be like "Don't you dare fucking think about getting with my best friend."
Okay Eren would for sure warn you about not getting with Armin, and you'd be confused why he's so protective over his best friend, but really he's just trying to avert your attention from Armin by intimidating you
And in my mind, the S4 fistfight totally happens bc of the love triangle
Like they find out that both of them like you, and that both of them have been fucking around with you, and then they fight over you
Brain go brr for bloody-nosed Eren and Armin
Like can you imagine them just liking you so vehemently that it nearly cleaves their bond omfg it's bad but I want that
But they're so deeply connected to each other that eventually they'll have to come to terms with both of them liking you...
Okay don't lie you know both of them fantasize about a threesome, despite both being fkn jealous lmao
I feel like Eren would get more possessive and dominant during a threesome bc he wants to prove to you that he's better
And their rivalry can be felt in the way both of them handle you
Like omg they'd be all like "I can fuck you better than him."
Phew and Eren would fuck you deeper just to make a point
And he'd make you scream (and scream without the s, too)
But Armin would get you squirting n shaking your legs n shit omfg
I feel like Armin would fuck faster, and Eren would be more sensual and languid with his thrusts (as if he's trying to make you remember every inch)
For sure they'd overstim you while trynna show off who can do what better in the bedroom
Armin def got a dirty mouth on him, he'd be like "Oh, look how much you're creaming for me, baby, you like me better don't you?"
Okay Eren's got this intoxicating way of fucking you tho
Like you don't stand a chance babe he's gonna get you hooked
God damn imagine them competitively fucking you
But then when Eren gets you alone, he's gonna fuck you even more and run his mouth like "I know you like me better, just admit it, baby"
But Armin will do the same, and he'll pour all his love into you and be all like "I love you more than him, you know that right?"
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keistance · 4 months
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bitches hate me for serving cunt. and also my crimes against humanity
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karizard-ao3 · 8 months
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In a peaceful canonverse where they don’t suffer and have no trauma inside the walls, how do you think Eremika’s relationship would grow? (I leave it up to you to choose if Mikasa lives with the jaegers or not)
And how many kids do you think they’d have? Considering they’d go at it like rabbits at one point and there are no condoms in a medieval society
Please be warned that this ended up pretty long. I had to start reining myself in.
Let's say for fun that Mikasa's parents don't die and her brother is born healthy but the Ackermans decide that she should go to school in town to be around other kids her own age (they see how happy she is when Eren comes over) so they arrange for her to live in town during the school year and come home for summer and holiday breaks. I don't see why the Jaegers wouldn't offer to let her stay with them. She has such a calming effect on Eren, after all. And then, per Grisha's musings about how much it would benefit Eren to spend time in the isolation of the mountains with Mikasa, the Jaegers end up sending him to the Ackermans' for at least part of the summer.
I don't think Eren would want to admit how much he likes spending time with Mikasa, but Armin notices Eren goes straight home after school a lot more often than he did before Mikasa moved in.
A question I have is whether or not Mikasa's Ackerman abilities would ever get awakened in this au? Would she even have them? Are there titans? Let's say there aren't any and she's just a normal little girl.
I don't think Eren realizes at first exactly what the depths of his feelings for her are. He knows that he wants to protect her and he likes being around her but it's not until the summer that she goes home and he stays in town (shall we say he's got himself a job, maybe? Or he wants to go traveling Paradis with Armin?) that he realizes how he feels.
The entire time they're apart he just misses her. He and Armin see an interesting sight or talk to some girls and all he's thinking is it would be better if Mikasa was there to enjoy it with them. He is not even kind of making the connection between why he's bored out of his mind while Armin flirts or why he keeps scratching Mikasa's initials into things, but when he gets home and she arrives with her trunk for their final year of school (actually, school probably doesn't go past 11 or 12 in a medieval-y canonverse au unless you're furthering your education, so let's say Eren has been working manual labor this entire time because, no offense to him, he does not have the brains or bedside manner to become a doctor, and Mikasa is indeed furthering her education in order to teach school or something. Or hell, maybe she has a cute little job at a dress or hat maker's but she still goes home for long visits to see her family. I feel like Mikasa would like a job decorating pretty hats). So let's say Mikasa still boards withe the Jaegers and EMA are all 15 or 16 years old, and Mikasa has been away and now she's back. And she is looking hot. Eren doesn't know if it's because he missed her so much or if she actually looks different, but he's not the only one that notices what a tall drink of water she is. There are dances and socials for all the young folk in lieu of modern dating and the neighborhood young men are lining up to ask her to dance or go for a walk through the square and any number of things. Eren "Who has time for girls?" Jaeger has shunned this kind of frivolous nonsense in previous years, but he's got a vested interest now that dudes are showing up at his door with flowers and little gifts for his friend, Mikasa.
She, quite frankly, thinks nothing of the attention. She assumes it's just what's done when you're a young person of marriage age and that it means as little to the guys courting her as it does to her. She's polite but not encouraging but all Eren sees is her going to all the socials with the other girls from the hat shop and he assumes the worst.
Armin's been trying to get Eren to go with him to the activities and he finally agrees, with many misgivings because there's one exceptionally persistent guy who's been coming around and he just knows he's a threat to the domestic bliss he's been taking for granted.
Please know that Eren still doesn't realize how he feels about Mikasa at this point. Introspection is a foreign word to Eren.
He goes to the dance with Armin. He sullenly goes along with it when Armin drags him along to ask girls to dance. He dances with the girls. glowering the whole time. Mikasa isn't there yet. Why did he even come?
She shows up midway through, arm in arm with her coworkers. She's still shy but she keeps to herself a lot less as a girl who has not lost her entire family, so she's keeping to the people she knows but she's smiling and having a good time.
Eren is gratified to see that she turns down the first few guys who ask her to dance, ignoring the fact that he is observing this while waltzing around the dance floor with another girl in his arms.
Finally, Mikasa does accept a young man's invititation and this is just the motivation Eren needs to go storming up to her after the song ends and demand that she dance with him next.
It is during this dance that he finally understands what's going on. Think the scarf scene but with vastly lower stakes. Eren and Mikasa are twirling around the floor, he's feeling like shit, and she smiles at him and says, "I'm so glad you're here. I'd much rather dance with you than anyone else." She, of course, has been besotted with him since they were kids.
Eren sees spakles all around her and says, "I'll dance with you every day if you want, forever."
And then, because their lives are so simple and untroubled, they actually get to just court. They're both shy at first and it's a little silly because they live together, but Eren starts being more conscientious and Mikasa doesn't go out with the girls anymore. Carla catches them sneaking a kiss and sends Mikasa home to protect her from Eren's hormones. She's not letting Mikasa get pregnant under her roof. So then Eren has to go out and visit her until she can find somewhere else to board in town.
Eren works hard, saves up his money, and builds them a little house in the mountains because he does find it does wonders for his attitude to be out in nature, and, finally, they get married. He dances with her every day like he promised and they have at least five kids but probably twice that and their lives are just really normal and uneventful.
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slicesofapple · 1 year
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The first time some guy calls Eren "pretty boy" is the first time Jean realizes he actually is a jealous motherfucker and that he also doesn’t mind picking fights with random strangers.
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Eren kisses mikasa to taste and he only enjoys it bc it’s her he’s tasting it from 😭
him being slightly jealous in all encounters in so fun to me. Like he HAS to fuck her mouth right after bc he can’t stand the idea of her preferring someone else to him
JEALOUS EREN IS BEST EREN!!
He fucks her mouth also bc he can’t stand the idea of the taste of someone else lingering in her mouth. It has to be him. Always 😫
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