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sillylittlestan · 7 months

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Serving “going to church with your friend’s family after a sleepover” realness:

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021894s · 19 days

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BOYFRIEND TEXTS W/HEESEUNG 3

ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: ʙꜰ!ʜᴇᴇꜱᴇᴜɴɢ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

ɢᴇɴʀᴇ: ꜱᴍᴜᴛ, ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰ, ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ: ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ, ꜱᴜɢɢᴇꜱᴛɪᴠᴇ

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taglist: @cornenhapovs @myjaeyuns @magssu @leeknowsgfsblog @luminouskalopsia @jentlecoeur @heeslut4life @variety-is-the-joy-of-life @jaeyungxrl @rapmonie2047 @anormieee @nishislcve @leesura @en-happiness @kimsunoops @heelariously @rikiwaify-blog

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ikeuluvr · 1 month

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doesn’t he look good? || enhypen texts

synopsis - texting bf!enhypen a picture you took of one of his members at their concert asking “doesn’t he look good?”

idol!enhypen x reader / established relationship - fluff + crack / warnings - kms joke (jakehoon)

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#enhypen #enhypen imagines #enhypen fluff #enhypen au #enhypen texts #enhypen smau #enhypen x reader #enhypen jungwon #enhypen heeseung #enhypen jay #enhypen jake #enhypen sunghoon #enhypen sunoo #enhypen niki #enhypen crack #kpop imagines #ikeuluvrcreations

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lwtqts · 19 days

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instagram stories with bf hongjoong !

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letters2won · 2 months

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10 Things I hate about you

SYNOPSIS ౨ৎ Lee Heeseung has it all, he’s captain of the soccer team, popular, charming and hilarious (at least in his eyes). What he doesn’t have though is a girlfriend OR a prom date making him desperate. You on the other hand want nothing to do with him or his silly problems, but how come you two are always clashing heads in the end?

PAIRING: soccer player!heeseung x photographer!fem reader

GENRE and TROPES: smau & written, enemies to lovers, highschool au, fluff, possible angst

FEATURING: enhypen, chuu, gaon (xdinary heroes), gyuvin (zb1), beomgyu (txt)

STATUS: upcoming (will release in April)

TAGLIST: open! send an ask or comment to be added!

A/N ౨ৎ rewatched 10 things i hate about you again and now we’re here 🤕 This movie is so heeseung coded im actually sick to my stomach!! Anyways let’s pray i make this one a little longer 🙏

PROFILES: REAL alpha males | hamilton fans (derogatory)

CHAPTERS (title may change)

01 on my bucket list

02 jakelations

03 YOU WONT BREAK MY SOUL!

04 chivalry is REAL

05 not very dattebayo of you..

06 tba

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telail · 12 days

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ATEEZ as your EXES ★ | SMAU

Pairing: ot8 ateez x gn!reader Tags: ateez, text smau, ex ateez, ateez scenarios, crack Warnings: wooyoungs a lil crazy but in like a half joking way..! also the numbers used in hwas and woo's are FAKE MADE UP NUMBERS. note: yet another smau to hold yall over while I make a queue and actually find the motivation to write yall a few drabbles or something. Enjoy! <3

#ateez #kpop #ateez x reader #ateez fanfic #ateez fic #ateez crack #ateez scenarios #ateez smau #ex ateez #ateez ot8 #atiny #kpop smau

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junnieverse · 9 months

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— DRUNK BOYFRIEND JAKE ! 💭

➙ drunk boyfriend jake thoughts

pairing: jake sim x gn!reader

genre: fluff, some humour/crack

request: " hcs abt clingy drunk jake bc he seems like a clingy drunk LOLLL "

warning: mentions of alcohol and drinking, not proofread, lowercase intended, reader accused of being a 'kidnapper' by drunk jake

a/n: I honestly wouldn't mind drunk jake, clingy cute jake is my favourite, thanks for this request anon, hope you enjoyed it :)

jake was already clingy when he was sober, but he becomes 100 times clingier when he's drunk be it around you or his friends (mostly with you though)

so much more affectionate with you, always wanting kisses and hugs and gets pouty when you don't give him

extremely talkative

like he's a motor and he will mention the most random and silly things that most of the time are slurred and don't make sense

definition of talking just to talk

probably singing Justin Beiber songs at the top of his lungs on top of a chair

"WHEN I WAS 13, I HAD MY FIRST LOVE SHSGDGGSJSISNDB ABOVE! SHE HAD ME GOING CRAZY- what's the rest again?"

starts from the top singing another pop song and turns the entire place into a jake karaoke session

super giggly and out of it to the point where the others are concerned and they end up calling you to come get him

when you do come around he may forget who you are in a daze

"STRANGER DANGER! HELP ME, THEY'RE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME!"

"Jake baby, it's just me, have some water to sober up."

also a stubborn and pouty baby

accuses you of ruining the fun and being a party pooper

when he does give in and starts recognising you he will be all over you with the sloppiest kisses

"Guys, my lovely (y/n) is here! Hi baby, when did you arrive?"

you'd been there the entire time but he was too drunk to notice

"Crazy story though, I almost got kidnapped before you got here but you came to save me." he says with a sheepish smile

"I'll always save you angel." you tell him kissing his forehead laughing softly at your drunk boyfriend

jake is glued to you now with his arms around you and his head on your shoulder

he ends up going from 100 to 0 real quick

all that energy he had before disappears and he becomes quieter and sleepier

in the end he probably just passes out and one of the other members has to help you get this big boy into the car for you

he wakes up to find a whole bunch of embarrassing photos and videos of him doing the oddest things

I'm talking about a video of him sent by sunghoon hugging a streetlight claiming it was you

he will never hear the end of it from both his friends and you for the next coming weeks

jake learnt his lesson and he'll be sure to be more watchful of his drinking now

#junnieverse.zip #jake sim #sim jaeyun #enhypen jake #jake x reader #enhypen #enha #enhypen x reader #enhypen fluff #enhypen scenarios #enhypen headcanons #enhypen crack #enhypen reactions #kpop #kpop fluff #kpop scenarios #kpop headcanons #kpop crack #kpop reactions

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andysorbit · 2 months

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Voicemails from Hyuck

gn! reader

warnings: fluff, humor, light smut

please support my work by reblogging! thank you!!

1. i just passed the store where your mom cursed me out for grabbing your ass and she crossed my mind so called her just to check in and we actually talked... she said she's glad you have me. I agreed and she cursed me out... again. she said I need to be evaluated but she didn't call me a pervert again so I think she likes me a little more than than she did yesterday

2. I know you're not answering because you're taking a shit and you don't like talking on the phone while you're on the toilet... okay and now you're texting me 'fuck off already' I've literally seen your asshole but you can't talk to me while you're dropping the kids off at the pool? prude.

3. I don't say this all the time but I like that I can just call you and talk shit whether or not you answer. I love you.

4. Jaemin just beat the shit out of me and I called you but uh... maybe I should switch my emergency contact back to my mom? bye jerk.

5. hi dummy. bye dummy.

6. guess what I'm doing... I'm sniffing your underwear... I lied. I'm not sniffing your underwear but I am about look at those pictures you sent me and... I sound desperate. pick up please I want you to talk me through it babe.

7. I love you baby. I know I'm a jerk but thank you for loving me enough to overlook it... unless it turns you on...

#neoculturecollectives #kvanity #k-labels #kpop voicemails #nct #nct 127 #nct dream #haechan x reader #nct x black!reader #nct x reader #kpop fluff #nct fluff #nct crack #black nctzens

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forwntrx · 10 months

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girls like girls (like boys do)

(reader x winter / reader x yunjin) smau series

you are the fifth member of aespa. one of the aces. loved by the public, the media, and even other idols. you were confident and assured in everything, except...your sexuality. you were so sure you were straight, just like a pin, until you met yunjin.

huh yunjin. a member of le sserafim. when she slips her number in your cookie at music bank, your whole life is thrown off balance. from that point on, she relentlessly tries to steal your heart, not knowing that winter was the one who set her eyes on it first. kim minjeong has loved you ever since she met you, but she was so sure that you could never see her that way. she lets go of her feelings and chooses to be your best friend instead. that is, until yunjin tries to make you hers. the three of you become locked in a triangle no one can escape. not without getting hurt that is.

- " i wanted her first. "

- " didn’t you ever hear second is the best, first is the worst? "

- " that’s not how that goes. "

STATUS - ongoing! not started yet but updates will come soon. my second smau so give me grace

TAGS - GAY GAY, 'unrequited' love (at first), fluff, pining, angsty a little bit i'm sorry, slow burn, slice of life, friends to enemies to friends to best friends to lovers (winter, most of this happens before but there will be flashbacks), strangers to lovers (yunjin), one bed trope hehe, fake dating, tipsy!yunjin, dorks in love, arguments, found family with aespa, !!! CHOOSE YOUR OWN ENDING !!!, think of it like a decision game where it branches out those two branches being either yunjin or winter

TAGS (PT2) - lesbian!winter, lesbian!yunjin, lesbian!reader, reader is clueless & indecisive, winter is bad with emotions and communication, she's trying her best, yunjin is the biggest flirt to ever exist, eventual winter and yunjin friendship (emphasis on the eventual), yunjin is annoying but in the best way possible, overthinker!yunjin, protective!winter, lots of fun guys

IDOLS FT. - yeonjun (txt), sunghoon (enha), jake (enha), aespa, le sserafim, yuqi (g-idle), tzuyu (twice) jihyo (twice), yeji (itzy), jeongin (skz), chaeryeong (itzy), other idol mentions most likely

CONTENT WARNING - sex jokes, alcohol, suggestive jokes, might have suggestive scenes nothing graphic and is sfw, too many pretty girls, swears, angst (sorry but only a little), very unserious sometimes, live a little, will update more later

TAGLIST - open! free! ready for whoever wants to be on it, just send me an ask

PROFILES ! — y/n's groupies | yunjin's haters | the idol club

I. FIRST ACT

music bank cookie

just me ()i-dle

canon event

room 312

exile

20 questions

oh okay

comfortable

so cute

on mine

is this your love affair?

i hate you

the jealous type

II. SECOND ACT

14. talk?

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skzfairyyydreamz · 4 months

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"maybe i should text him🥴" with bestfriend skz!

(its a tiktok trend of peeps saying 'maybe i should text him' reffering to a roxic/messy ex snd their friends roasting the shit oitta them)

“I should call him…” 🥴

Genre: Smau, Textfic, Crack/Humor, bsf!skz

Warnings: Cussing, suggestive themes (changbin, han, i.n MDNI) mentions of cheating

A/N: My first request (ever) & first post of 2024 yayyyy!! 🥳 (sorry it took me a little while i got a little stuck on this one so i tried to change it up a bit but i hope you like it!) Request and taglist are open if anyone is interested!! Reblogs & replies are SO appreciated! Thank you guys for being here! 🫶🏼 ~ Fae 🧚🏽‍♀️ M.Lists

Taglist: @hanniemylovelyquokka @milknhoneyracha @tinyelfperson @jiisungllvr (open)

buy me a coffee?

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saursoob · 5 days

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TXT TEXTS - another members pc

• REQUESTED by @astridxxxx !!

• A/N : i haven’t done a ot5 txt smau in a whileee, hehe tysm for requesting ^^

perm tags: @skittlez-area512 @aaa-sia @nishislcve

divider by @/fairytopea !!

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ikeuluvr · 1 day

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fit check! || enhypen texts

synopsis - reader and bf!enhypen sending concert fit checks to each other

idol!enhypen x fem!reader / established relationship - fluff + crack / warnings - teeny tiny bit suggestive (heeseung, sunghoon, jungwon)

a/n - a little concert themed something something because fate+ in the u.s. is over and I miss them so much :(

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jay ✮⋆˙

jake ✮⋆˙

sunghoon ✮⋆˙

sunoo ✮⋆˙

jungwon ✮⋆˙

ni-ki ✮⋆˙

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#enhypen #enhypen au #enhypen fluff #enhypen heeseung #enhypen imagines #enhypen jake #enhypen jay #enhypen sunghoon #enhypen x reader #enhypen sunoo #enhypen jungwon #enhypen niki #enhypen texts #enhypen crack #kpop imagines #enhypen smau #ikeuluvrcreations

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lwtqts · 24 days

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instagram stories with bf yunho !

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wonysugar · 9 months

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it’s so over for me | aeri uchinaga

pairing : nonidol!giselle x nonidol!femreader

synopsis : aeri ‘hottest girl on campus’ uchinaga, aeri ‘it girl’ uchinaga, aeri this, aeri that. y/n was sick and tired of hearing and seeing that girl everywhere. what was so good about her? she was a mean bitch, average looking and just a little rich, why were people freaking out over her so bad? aeri knew that y/n didn’t give two shits about her, and she didn’t like that. at all.

tags : college au, aespa, smau, crack, fluff, smut, some angst, wlw, giselle x femreader, they’re all mean girls, y/n is a nerd

warnings : smut, angst, aeri is mean at first, very mean. swearing, overall just mature themes. also the sex is very kinky (bdsm, degradation, spanking etc.)

profiles : whores, sewergang

featuring : heejin from loona, kazuha from le sserafim + every other member from aespa

status : discontinued until further notice— [GUNSHOTS]

updates : whenever i can!! </3

a/n : THE BANNER EXISTS GUYS!! i tried my best by no means am i a graphic designer, this is all you’re gonna get help😭also, not even gonna lie i’m kinda figuring out the plot as i go LMFAOAO

1. she ain’t allat

2. eng lit class

3. manga collection

4. too pretty to be acting like this (half written)

5. blasted

6. scaring the hoes

7. starbies~~ (half written)

8. mischievious [devil emoji]

9. it’s disgusting stop it

10. loser ass bitch

11. closet (half written)

12. wdym y/n’s drunk? (fully written)

13. painting

14. hold hands and kiss

15. hiding spot (half written)

16. okay but why?

17. YOU’RE GINGER?

18. do you thinks

19. popular bitch

20. a date.. shivers

21. a date!! no shivers (fully written)

22. i’m going first! (fully written)

23. desperate times call for desperate measures (fully written)

24. thanks queenie!

25. how romantic..

26. so now what

..coming soon :]

taglist : closed!

@yuki3000 @livelaughloveyujin @soyeonobssd @ilovechanhee @beawolfbealionbeyou @jeindall777 @haerinfangs @rdfgfv @wygism @kimsgayness @mightymyo @havex00 @joonket @yerisdumbass @soon2berock @ddeulgiheree @kyaitosz @deong @haerinkisser @victio @imahallucination11 @wintersera @winteresss @pandafuriosa60 @astrojeezus @hyehae @manooffline @waevrs @baebeefyburrito @rosiehrs @luvvsnae @technicallyimportantsweets @silentreader98 @haechansbbg @channiesprincess @planethyuka @augustcnry @rinapomu @fayeforrosie @lightful23 @justaharmlesspotat0 @shotaroswifeyily @multiliker @badasgirl @jaemoris @earl059ph @realrintaro

#smut #kpop gg #female reader #aespa smut #aespa giselle smut #aespa giselle x reader #giselle x reader #aeri uchinaga #aeri uchinaga x female reader #giselle smau #aespa smau #aespa x reader #le sserafim #loona #aespa angst #crack #crack smau

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telail · 3 months

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☆ Random texts with bf!wooyoung

genre: wooyoung x fem!reader, atz crack, fake texts c/w: swearing, suggestiveness, playful aggression note: back to back uploads because these are way too fun to make