#like babe no

[mooifyourecows]

tiktok fear mongering is really somethin else huh...

#dressed up like helpful advice #but meant purely to promote panic #and overconsumption #and generate waste #like the whole leftover rice thing everyone won't shut up about #like i understand that there is truth to it #safe food handling is important #and it's true that everyone should be wary of leftover starches #and the sicknesses you can get from them if you're not careful #but bitches are really like #'never reheat rice. throw it away IMMEDIATELY or youll DIE' #like babe no #you're encouraging people to be wasteful and fear things that are relatively fine #ive been eating leftover rice my whole life #and i aint ever gotten sick #and sometimes ive eaten things i absolutely should not eat #and i wouldn't have been surprised if i DID get sick because of it #i can agree with that and accept that #but i didn't get sick at all #because it's not black and white ya know like it's not a GUARANTEE that if you do one thing wrong youll get botulism and DIE #be safe but don't be overly cautious to the point that you're throwing perfectly good food away because some jabroni on tiktok told you to #im half convinced its a ploy to make people spend more money so daddy capitalism can thrive #don't be tricked

[dizzeners]

i just learned that my s/o thought that pjo and kotlc take place in the same universe. 

#like babe no #pjo #KotLC #percy jackson #keepers of the lost cities

[roseyjustice]

Spoilers for Dr.agon B.all Su.per

But the fact that the last push Za.masu needed to start his kill all mortals plan is getting punched in the face by G.oku just.....kills me??

Like yea he had the desire to eradicate mortals before that but he got punched once and was like "that's it". Absolutely deranged energy <3

#like go.ku wasnt even fighting to kill too #zam got hit and was like this proves mortals are a danger to the universe #like babe no #no it does not #feral behavior i love him #jasper.txt 💬

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

this is possibly the funniest terf take i’ve ever seen. trans people, hate to tell you this but buying clothes is actually capitalist and you should stop /j.

#like babe sorry to tell you this #but you also wear gender affirming clothes #also would love to know what world this person is living in #where there’s an infinite stream of gender affirming surgeries #bc like. that doesn’t happen. #anyway just found this hilarious #tw transphobes

[hayakaws]

geto suguru ☆ 夏油傑

happy birthday Elena! @ashiromina

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjkedit #geto suguru #suguru geto #kenjaku #manga #manga coloring #myedits #mycolorings #for friends #hope you like it babe <33333 #i love you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #userokkottsus #usertorichi #usergojoana #usernikiforova #hanatonin

[wickedhawtwexler]

me when other people tag me in things: this person??? thought about me???? i'm so flattered??????? 🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕

me when i consider tagging someone in a post: i am annoying!!!! i am overstepping every single boundary!!!! i am making an absolute fool out of myself!!!!!!

#i'm making a post for my ~*~ 2k follower celebration ~*~ #and idk the thought of tagging mutuals in it makes me so self conscious!!!! #even though i love being tagged in other people's follower celebrations!!!! #my brain is so stupid like babe this is tumblr dot com let's not overthink this #m.txt

[caitlinscornersblog]

how do you like your coffee?

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#nerdy girls #nerdy babe #nerdy chicks #nerdy stuff #alt goth #alternative goth #alt aesthetic #small tiddy goth gf #goth gf #alt gf #hot gf #tease pic #sexy tease #little tease #ass tease #only tease #jiggling titts #bouncing titts #tittituesday #natural titts #natural bewbs #natural body #sexy egirl #sexy nerd #girls with tatts #inked girls #girls with glasses #girls with ink #girls with piercings #girls who like girls

[sincerelyyoursg]

when my friend said me and my ex would "look cute together "

#like babe NO #thinking thoughts <3

[onlyhotgirls]

#delicious curves #sexy breast #gorgeous #so fuckable #hot curves #sexy chick #curvy girls #bikini babe #sexy content #massive breasts #kiss #lesbian kiss #lesbian kissing #girls kissing girls #girls like girls #massa

[ditzybat]

bernard: i just love true crime, don't you?

tim, trying to impress him: i may or may not be a war criminal with a hypothetical body count in the triple digits who's trained under multiple trained assassins as their apprentice

bernard: ???

#hypothetical because no one addresses the fact that blowing up all those LoA bases meant blowing up all those people inside too #tim: i'm non-lethal by choice don't worry #bernard: i love you but that doesn't sound like non-lethal babe #dc #tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern #robin #red robin #league of assassins

[coachesposts]

#chl #mature beauty #mature lady #mature woman #beautiful mature #mature babe #mature blonde #maturesexy #mature wives #mature mom #mature lingerie #wlw #girl like girls #girls like girls #girl love #girls kiss girls #girls kissing #girls kissing girls #lesbian kissing

[commonboa]

I think transmascs should be allowed to kill anyone who only ever talks positively about us when it comes to how good boy pussy is

#thats objectification babe! #meej #not to mention that not every trans man has a pussy #or even chooses to call their junk that #like me!! :) #transandrophobia

[jaydarino]

Sometimes girlhood is matching hello kitty oodies with your mortal enemy

#I have such a back log of jjk drawings i need to upload here #im somehow more active on twt even tho everytime i post i feel like i'm being flayed alive #idk just girly things #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen #ryomen sukuna #sukuna #yuji itadori #itadori yuuji #hello kitty #bnha kept trying to sneak its way into my tags #babe this??? isnt about you????

[chrissy-kaos]

Imagine if you were my boyfriend walking in on me watching hockey like this 🥵.. also I heard it was thick thigh Thursday 😜

#tgirl thigh thursday #trans thigh thursday #thick and juicy #thick babe #transgender #trans #trans pride #transisbeautiful #mtf #transgirl #mtf hrt #girlslikeus #maletofemale #transformation #girls like us #trans women #trans woman #trans women are beautiful #trans women are women #transexual #actually trans #this is what trans looks like #trans fem #trans feminine #trans is beautiful #trans is sexy #trans model #trans goddess #trans positivity #trans mtf

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

#writeblr #warm up #ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from: #15% literally don't even touch water #an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP #15+35 =50% #like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap #btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water'' #which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes #ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild #i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me #but no they're just confidently wrong..... #182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6 #that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week. #ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho #this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded #in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair #or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS. #men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies #i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health. #this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become. #like they don't try to hide it anymore.

[autoneurotic]

#ALL U DO IS SUBTRACT 12 FROM THE CURRENT HOUR BABES BTW #14:55-12:00=02:55 #because we use 12 hour so that’s why u subtract 12 u see #i feel like almost everywhere other than american is hip with 24 hr time which is why i specified it like this #i’m american and i understand and use (and prefer) 24 hr #most people i know get it but hate it #wait did you know also they make twenty four hour ANALOGUE clocks #need one