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wait a minute. if the emperor can change his appearance, he is probably rather good looking. and if lorgar looks like the emperor, that means lorgar is very likely good looking as well. this pisses me off to no end
That's why I always say Lorgar is hot.
Unfortunately he bald, BUT if he just let that hair grow he'd be unstoppable.
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noperopesaredope · 6 months
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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but how did the walrus knock
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milquetoad · 14 days
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matt ruling that the technical damage from the explosion was irrelevant due to the power and weight of fcg’s sacrifice is what really got me. even if sam rolled the max possible number on the dice, it wouldn’t have even brought otohan to below where she was before she took the health potion. mechanically speaking, she should have survived that blast by a LOT of hit points. but this was a player willingly killing their own character, beyond reviving and even potentially beyond resurrection, to give the rest of the party any advantage they could, and he rewarded that with the death of an antagonist that has haunted this campaign from the very beginning. unreal fucking plays by both matt and sam tonight.
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quirinah · 3 months
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she dun on my geon till i meshi
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atthebell-moved · 1 year
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found a pillager outpost in a cherry grove so i remade it in pink
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shorthaltsjester · 1 year
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the reason critical role is so good is because every campaign features at least one cast member creating a character that they intend to be doomed by the narrative and matt and the rest of the cast going don’t be an idiot, Our Love Will Undoom Them. like in the explanation of percy’s final playlist, taliesin wrote, “Cheers to a happy ending for a character intended by his creator to be karmically irredeemable. May we all be so fortunate.” and just, Yeah.
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papirfecni · 8 months
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girlfriendism
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luminousstardust · 7 days
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this staging has me gnawing at my enclosure because being possessed and standing against your party in general sucks but BEING PHYSICALLY SEPARATED FROM THEM????? THE WEB IN THE BACKGROUND AND AIMEE IN THE CENTER???????
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pocketabed · 1 year
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MORE >:D
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wrenfeathers · 6 days
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celebrating our favorite blue boy's return to the table!
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bluegiragi · 11 months
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a pretty dream.
early access + nsfw art on patreon
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distant--shadow · 10 months
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"You're not a bad person,
You're not a bad person."
(ko-fi//inprnt)
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lemonteeths · 2 months
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huh? the bell, used to keep track of livestock and preventing them from going astray, symbolizes The Lamb's position as a permanent servant, bred for slaughter? WRONG ‼ ‼ jester lamp :3
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nellasbookplanet · 28 days
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M9: "sometimes we don’t want to deal with a violent fight so we just polymorph our opponent into something harmless and embarrassing and leave"
BH: "we also have a non-violent method! We put our enemies in The Hole"
M9: "oh neat! And then you leave before they can climb out?"
BH: "what no we forget about them until they run out of air and die horribly"
M9:
BH: "there are so many bodies down there"
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ciearcab · 5 months
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and carry their curiosity onward with you.
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