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lavishedinjimin · 2 years

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OHHHHHHHHH MY GODDDDUH. i just finished reading eargasm pt. II lawwwd i have never been so messed up in my entire life man.

for starters, that shit was absolutely mind blowing like my heart was racin n shii. id be on my knees for this man in a literal heart beat like COME. HERE. PUHLEASE.

my thoughts!!

as soon as y/n called the hotline and that dude caught attitude i was licherally dying, like laughing so hard i was gasping for air (cant even exaggerate this).

please do not get me started WITH WHEN YOONGI ANSWERED MY GOD. like damn lil freaky ass 🌚, ik it’s his job but LIIIIKEE!…

jeon jungkook. poor boy honestly, i was secretly hoping for a threesome or sumn but hey it is what it issss!

THE MF BAR. BROOO. possessive yoongi >>> literally me. like the way he was flirting and purposely did that shit with the bartender, please. honestly if it was irl i’d die out of embarrassment but it’s yoongi so… jeon jungkook. poor boy honestly, AGAIN. manz was just trynna shoot his shot… (the second hand EMBARRASSMENT).

the fucking car yo. THE FUCKING. CAR. july when i tell you i was screaming into my pillow thee entire time i was reading that… I MEAN IT. like the thingsss i would doooo for this mf man is insane. and i mean insane. who does my cunt belong to? YOU ZADDY. SHII PROPERLY TRAIN MY THROAT ALL YOU WANT TO MAN.

the effing smut.

my god. i can’t even like.. yeah.

yoongi begging for a orgasm… immediately yes. “oh, baby, are you tired? do you wanna stop—” HELL NAWL NIGGA WE JUST STARTED 🤛🏽. but omg soft yoongi, like how can you just rock my world like that then be so caring HAAGGSVX.

“you’re going to take this dick, baby.” SEE LADYS AND GENTS, THAT’LL MAKE UR 🐱THROB. the fact he chose pronebone too.. that means he was hittin all the spots y/n ain’t even know was there man… (more bc shes a virgin but you get my point!)

“tell me, who owns this pussy from now on, huh?” BITCH. you licherally had my black ass blushing, AND I DONT BLUSH EASILY. ugh don’t even get me started on with him breeding y/n. i cannot tell you how much you made my breeding kink go insane!

work.

when i read that sentence, i audibly gasped. i was like “oh so he’s a lil thot huh?!” i walked away from my phone for a good 15 minutes i simply could not.

when y/n told him off, i was over screaming like she could hear me. THE MOMENT HE TRIED TO CONVINCE HER WOOO CHILE. i have never shouted “nigga shut up!” faster and i say that a lot so that’s a new record.

BUT HE QUIT FOR HER SO ITS ALL GOOD.

AND HOW THE HELL JUNGKOOKS LIL FREAKY AHH FIND THEM SO QUICK HELLLLOOOOO?!

n e wayss, july ilysm for this like you did absolutely amazing as per usual <333.

YOU DONT KNOW HOW HAPPY I WAS WHILE READING THROUGH THIISS. Goddamn anon, you made my day!! I'm so fucking happy you loved it and took the time to write a long ass message 😭 You're amazing!! I felt the emotional rollercoaster you went through with this ask LMAOOO ILY ANOOONN

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astralkoo · 4 years

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I love your work! Do you have any JJK or Jimin fanfics to recommend to us, besides yours? (I've read all of it at least 10x each lol)

First of all thank you so much, you’re an angel and I’m so so so so incredibly happy you enjoy my writing 🥺❤️ second of all do I ever!!!!!!! I’ve never made a fic rec list before so bear with me:

JJK

One Shots ;

Kiss it Better by @jincherie

(okay literally everything written by jincherie is amazing I am obsessed w her hybrid/supernatural fanfics, I’d definitely recommend you check those out but cheerleader jk wearing a FREAKING SKIRT just does something to me. And it’s so cute and funny and adorable and you just will absolutely love the all of the characters)

Bite Me by @jeonsweetpea

(where do I even begin? Vampire reader? Masochist Guk? How do I express my love for this one shot? I do not know. But I love it, very much and highly HIGHLY recommend. I’ve read it so many times it’s not even funny at this point. And it’s still one of my favorites ever.)

Euphoria by @jeonsweetpea

(I have a massive weak spot for anything android I think that is so freaking cool and this one shot was so good!!!!! Subby Android Jungkook is just heaven for me okay, like my wet dream. Sorry was that TMI? whatever, check out this one shot!!!)

Deal by @vinterjeon

Hopping Mad For You by @readyplayerhobi

(This is the fic that made me realize that all I needed in my life was bunny guk and I high highly recommend reading it (if you haven’t already) bc it is sososososoos adorable and guk is the most precious human/bunny ever to exist and I love it with all my heart)

Little Wolf, Pretty Wolf, Your Wolf by @readyplayerhobi

Knock Out by @gamerguk

(I remember seeing the teaser for this and being so excited and checking back every day for the full fic to be posted and then it was and all of my expectations were exceeded and I absolutely loved it oh my god it’s so funny and sexy and yes I recommend.)

Baby Boy by @gukptune

(this is one of the first guk fics I read on here so I have a soft spot for it :(( plus I love it and guk is adorable and sub guk is even cuter thank you and goodnight.)

Gold Rush by @nochugguk

Cardboard Castle by @kittae

(the image of jungkook sucking a popsicle has been burned into my head and haunting me ever since I’ve read this fic. and also I want to build a fort and cuddle w him in it. The perfect sexy cute combination.)

Dumbo by @cinnaminsvga

(this fic is wild bro, the reader is crazy bold and I love it and jk has nipple piercings and I can’t get that image out of my head it’s so sexy oh my god.)

Wintervale by @fantasybangtan

(ohhhhhhhhh my goddddddd I loved this one shot so muchhhhhhh it was so sexy and well written and ugh. Again, subby jk so I love it, thank you very much. It’s part of a series, and I’d definitely recommend you check out Taehyung’s pirate au too which is also phenomenal.)

Stay In Your Lane by @luxekook

(oh my goddddddd bratty kook is a big yes!!!!!! and this fic portrays that so well and I love love love it!!!)

Series/Multiple Parts ;

Freak-Quency by @gukslut [ Companion Piece : Boots ]

(he spits in your mouth and you punish him and it’s one of the sexiest things I’ve ever read and I love it and oh my god yes + plus rockstar!guk is just something else yum)

To Tame a God by @vinterjeon

(holy fcking shit, this series is just *chefs kiss* immaculate in words I can’t even begin to describe. I’m a btch for a good werewolf au and the fact that kookie is a bit of a sub? yessir thank you very much plz check this out it’s one of my favorite series ever)

Bunny Troubles by @appreciatethefoolishness

(this fic is so freaking cute I can’t handle it. Bunny!guk and Sub!guk tied into one is almost too much for me to handle on its own but wrapped up in this adorable fic is just UGH you know?)

Bitchin’ by @kinktae

Flesh & Blood by @kinktae

(okay jungkook is literally a freaking zombie how sick is that? I loved Warm Bodies (both the book and the movie) so I love this series!!! It’s cute, funny, smexy and I thoroughly enjoyed reading it!)

The Doms Next Door by @tatertotthethot (ft. Tae)

(okay hear my out. I usually do not read dom!bts fanfic bc I prefer subby boys over dom boys, I don’t know why that’s just how my mama made me. But this fanfic— holy— oh my god how do I even— it’s so phenomenally written and so enrapturing and engaging that it just completely pulls you into the plot and you become invested and intrigued and holy fuck it’s so sexy and I really did like reading it a lot so even if you’re not so into dom!bts I’d say give this a chance and see what you think!)

Secrets of Silk by @nochugguk

(y’all wanna talk about camboy guk? Because I do. And this fic is freaking immaculate. I read it a while ago so I don’t remember too many specific details but dude, I remember just being hooked and absolutely loving it.”

Felicity by @nochugguk

For Science by @boymeetsweevil

(ugh I love love this series, it funny and cute and sexy and the perfect amount of messy and I def recommend checking it out!!!!)

If your into sub guk please check out @namsjunies fics, just all of them bro HERE is the link to their masterslist

PJM

One Shots ;

While You’re At It by @aureumjeon

(dudeeeee I remember seeing the teaser for this and getting hooked immediately!!! And then I read the actual fic and it was so freaking good!!!!! Pool Boy Jimin is something to behold, I must say.)

Florezco by @honeymoonjin

(this one shot is just so pretty. It is so freaking pretty. There is something so rhythmic and beautiful about the way it was written, the words and language used. The descriptions are beyond astounding. The plot as well is so amazing, you can see through every little interaction how their relationship grows and developed and it is so beautiful.)

Diary of a Bodyguard by @kernelmeow

Series/Mutiple Parts ;

Good Boy by @btssmutgalore

(if I’m going to talk about sub jimin, I’m going to talk about the Good Boy series, I mean come on that’s just a given. This series just— yes. The character development, the relationship growth, the ridiculously well written plot, just all of it. It’s an amazing read through and through and a definite must read!!!)

Handyman by @drquinzelharleen (ft. Tae)

(ohmygod I love this series so much. Jimin yum, reader is a boss bitch, the sex is right up my alley but it also has plot with ups and downs and I very much enjoyed reading it and perhaps (more than likely) you will too.)

Timid by @jincherie

(I melt every time. It’s so sweet, so cute, freaking tooth rotting. Jiminie is so precious and lovable and shy and I am so weak for him it’s actually not even funny. If you want cute hybrid jiminie, this is the fic to read, I swear you won’t regret it.)

Blood Rank by @gukptune

Baby, Baby by @hobiwonder (ft. Tae)

(bro, the relationship between Tae, Minnie, and the reader is just— wow. The development between the three is incredible and oh my goddd its amazing.)

Between Other Worldly Creatures by @btsjeonjazz (ft. Tae)

JJK + PJM

Humanity by @bts-trash-blog

(these hybrid babies are so precious bro I swearrrrr this fic gave me a roller coaster of emotions and I can’t wait for more parts to come out!!!)

Peach Blossoms by @pasteljeon

Abundance by @angelicyoongie

(okay, I know this is technically OT7 but oh my god, you wanna talk about one of the best hybrid fics I have ever read??????? It is so incredibly well written and the boys are a mess but an adorable lovable mess and guk is so cute and jiminie is a little shit but damnit I love it and I am so excited for when everything falls into place and they’re happy and lovey and sorry I am getting ahead of myself but if you haven’t read it already, it’s a must read.)

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dalamusrex · 2 years

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SO, seeing this post always makes me wanna dive into the conversation I had with my friend Leafy least year when she showed me this post, about venous VS arterial blood and the nature of a vampire’s bite. I actually have the convo saved as a Google doc on the off-chance I made it into some kind of “proper” headcanon, but for now I’ll just paste our rambling here.

Please Note: Any time I talk about vampires as a general subject is me talking about how I write and understand my own vampires, not a statement on how I think all vampires should be written.

Me: aljkhjkhjkdfhg yes good Ohhhhhh you got me thinking about vampires hang on while I write a book xD

Me: Idk how much people in TES know about physiology, except for maybe healers, but I think since Vampires have to live off blood, they might be able to taste the difference! ALSO, Now that I'm thinking about it, there's probably anticoagulants in a vampire's saliva to keep the blood from trying to clot either way (kinda like vampire bat bites and blood-drinking insect bites). Which is good for the vampire, but uh, bad for the person being bit. You know how if someone botches your blood draw with a needle, you can get a pretty gnarly bruise?? Now imagine that but with various numbers of TEETH xD They're not precise, and will never be as precise as a needle no matter how careful they are, so the damage is.. a lot worse than what's usually portrayed in fiction probably. Mostly for simplicity's sake at the end of the day tbh Bc like, okay, someone has sharp teeth. But they still have to get those teeth into skin, and deep enough to pierce a vein or artery. Depending on where you're bit and how long the fangs are... I mean it's going to hurt either way. It hurts to get bit by anything. Human(oid) teeth are HUGE. Imagine sharpening a pencil to a point and then having 2-4 of those being shoved into you at once hjkhjkdfg And that's assuming they're so sharp. Imagine trying to shove unsharpened pencils into your arm to reach blood, oh god. The amount of trust I thought was needed to allow a vampire friend to bite, really just skyrocketed tbh. Can't judge anyone who doesn't want to be bitten and bruised xD

Me: I'm just saying you're gonna have to REALLY apply pressure to minimize bruising from a vampire bite. And it's possible that vein/artery preference is also determined by how much damage a vampire wants to do, too! A vampire that doesn't care whether someone lives or dies will probably go for like, an artery in the neck like the carotid. You get a good rush of blood but the person is going to get light headed really quickly and possibly bleed out from those holes punched in their neck. A more civilized vampire might go for veins elsewhere on the body because while it's slow and not as nourishing, it's not AS dangerous to the "donor" haha. And of course there are healers and healing potions in TES, which helps. Alchemists probably don't think twice about people asking for cure disease or healing potions. But if you're going to a healer every week because of a bruising vampire bite, they might judge a little xD

Leafy: Ohhhhh Leafy: OhhhhHHHHH Leafy: I never considered the teeth and the bruises Leafy: Oh jesus xDDD Leafy: That's gonna hurt like a mf

Me: Yeah xDD

Leafy: And not even the bruises, but simply the HURT

Me: Which is funny bc a lot of fiction tries to spin vampire bites as something sensual and now all I'm thinking is how much it hurts to even get play-bit too hard by a pet, let alone skin punctured by another human or human adjacent jkhdkfjhg

What I left out, though implied, was how arteries are almost ALWAYS deeper than veins, because they’re incredibly important and the body wants to prevent harm to them. Veins, on the other hand, are more often superficial. Which is probably why the neck is often a target, because compared to the rest of the body, there’s much less fat and muscle to get through to get to an artery.

That said, the throat also holds other extremely important and delicate structures. Damage the trachea/windpipe, and the person potentially suffocates or drowns in their own blood. Damage the esophagus, and you potentially permanently alter the way someone has to eat, if not kill them outright because the esophagus is made up of non-redundant tissue that does not have the ability to regenerate on its own. At least in the case of modern humans, surgery is always required. The spine, being bone, is at much less risk of being damaged by the teeth. But the spinal cord could be damaged or broken by any panicked thrashing or movements.

Let’s just say, a vampire going for a carotid artery is not interested in the longevity of its meal, nor the safety of its meal provider. A vampire going for an artery anywhere is not worried about the pain it’s going to cause. That’s not even getting into how nasty human saliva is already (HIGH rate of infection even among modern humans. now imagine humans without the same advancements in oral care and less processed diets), let alone if the vampirism infection is present in the saliva.

A vampire going after venous blood, however, is going to have to drink blood more often, and/or more of it per sitting. In venous blood, all the nutrients (minerals, glucose, oxygen, etc) a vampire needs (because its own body does not produce them, or if it does, it is in very limited supply) have already been mostly used up by the living person/animal’s body. It’s also more acidic, so probably tastes worse if you’re a creature built for tasting nuances in blood. But maybe some like the acidity, like some humans like the bitterness of black coffee?

A vampire who claims to only drink human blood is either extremely careful and restrained, has a willing “donor”, has found some way to preserve blood (which btw is extremely difficult) or buy it from somewhere that does (ie a modern vampire buying from a blood bank), found an alternate to blood (as of yet impossible even with modern technology), or probably has more than a few murders under their belt.

Human blood is often preferred because the balance of nutrients it contains is, of course, similar to what the vampire’s body would have needed in life. Not to mention, biting humans doesn’t usually involve having to pull hair out of your mouth for the next hour.

The advantage of animal blood, though, is:

Animal hunting is less likely to be noticed and/or will be assumed to be an attack from a different animal. No one is going to go to the authorities because of a dead wild animal. A dead person, though, would be noticed and examined closely.

Non-human animals are numerous and of extremely varying sizes and types. Variety is the spice of life and all that

Many animals reproduce much faster than humans and have more offspring than humans. It’s not so much a tragedy to an animal family when a member gets picked off as much as it is Just Nature

The prey is not as intelligent as humans, potentially making them easier to hunt

Technically not illegal. It’s hunting for food in the same way human hunters do. You can hunt to kill! You can have that arterial blood if you can get to it. Treat yoself!

Some animals have MUCH more blood than humans. Horses, for example, have 8 times more blood (~40 Liters) than the average human (~5 Liters), and can lose almost 2 entire humans worth of blood (~10 Liters) and still survive! This is, of course, far more than a human-sized vampire will ever need/be able to consume in a single sitting. So if you’re a vampire who owns horses? You’re set for years! (although, by nature, all blood draws would be venous unless your vampire has the necessary medical and veterinary experience)

All this to say that there are pros and cons to either arterial or venous blood. To each vamp their own!

#missy rambles #playinglleaflet #vampcanon #writing reference #i am not a doctor or a vampire. just making educated guesses #and based on how i write my own vampires. not necessarily reflecting the anatomy/physiology of all vampires #im kinda just talking out my ass but with passion ok #long post

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xxgothchatonxx · 2 years

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It’s 1am & you know what that means! Hanni time! This is the end. Of the second.

Mizumono:

* BELLA IN THE PREVIOUSLY ON! IS MY WIFE RETURNING??

* Stellar penmanship, Hanni!

* The way Jack said that, he KNOWS something is gonna happen! OH RIGHT THIS IS WHEN WE FIND OUT THE FIGHT!

* Will sounds so tense. Hannibal seems so powerful.

* Who’s side are you ON, William??

* TH CLOCK TICKING!!! UGHHHHHH NO

* OH THAT SPLIT SCREEN OH & WILL’S SPLIT SCREEN!!! OHHHHHH

* WHATEVER THAT PURRING NOISE IS, MAKE IT STOP!

* Oh my god, GJH is back! Something wicked this way comes if he’s back!

* BELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

* (Loving the wallpaper in their bedroom)

* “Between deaths”?? LOVE THAT!

* YOU MOVED MY PUNCTUATION MARK🤣

* “Will you save him[Jack] for me, when I’m gone?” HE WILL NOT, BELLA BABE & I’M SO SORRY!

* Oh, this is Freddie covered in blood episode! (I noticed the collar)

* No one knows if they’re going to survive Hannibal, Freddie!!!

* LMAO I’M THINKING OF THE GATSBY GIF THROWING CLOTHES ALONG SIDE GIFS OF HANNI THROWING PAPERS TO WILL!

* No wonder he flees to Europe, he’s leaving his past behind. The Baltimore edition, that is.

* Pausing because Hannibal is describing his psyche as a vast, giant palace with shots of fire & a single skull. Filled to the brim with death, & cold even in the flames. Will’s is a stream. Constant, ebbing & flowing & teeming with life! It’s comforting. They’re so vastly different but also SO alike.

* I love the score for this episode! The little constant clicking is great!

* YEAH, BLOOD COVERED FREDDIE SHOT!

* Uh noooo, Hanni “Bloodhound” Lecter knows Freddie’s alive!

* ALANA!! IN BLACK SILK! ASLEEP & SPINNING! Just vast, dark & empty.

* DROWNING IN DARKNESS!!!!

* You can’t, Alana! That’s the POINT!

* This episode is so dramatic & I’m only 15 mins in.

* OHHHHHHHHH “LAMB”

* & dinner with the boyfriend!

* Will avoiding the answer of Jack’s death is *chef’s kiss* because he’s like “yeah, he’ll die but neither of us know HOW, so don’t fuck with god, babe”

* Hanni: LET’S RUNAWAY TOGETHER!🥰

* Will: *sips wine & rolls eyes*

* Jack NEVER offers forgiveness!

* “To the truth, then. And all it’s consequences .”🍷✨🍷 *sensible chuckle*

* Oh fuck, I forgot Cynthia Nixon was in this fucking show

* DON’T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT BELLA, LADY!!!

* Jack is gonna do some illegal, I Wanna Feel Young Again Fight soon, isn’t he?

* TELL HER, ALANA!!!!

* Sorry babe, can’t talk, gotta Resort arrest!

* AHHHHH THE FIGHTTTT BITCH, LET’S GOOOOOOOOO!

* HOW DARE YOU CUT TO COMMERCIAL TO THAT SHITTY MURDER MYSTERY SEQUEL!!!

* LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

* KNIFE REFLECTIONNNNNNNS

* Ngl, laughing a bit. Mainly at the slow-mo at the start. Love that jump, Mads!

* ALANA, HURRY THE FUCK UP! BUT YOUR BLACKBERRY AWAY & GET IN THERE!

* FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE GLASS!!!!

* Yes, you were!

* “In your defense, I worked very hard to blind you.“ CHRIST, HANNIBAL!

* GET AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!!!

* You have a visito HOLY FUCK, ABIGAIL!

* HOLY. FUCK. ABIGAIL!

* No wonder Alana becomes all morally Grey & wears sexy suits & red lips in the third season. SHE NEARLY DIED!

* THAT IS SO MUCH BLOOD, JACK!

* Open the fucking pantry & SAVE JACK! Talk to your adoptive daughter after!

* HE’S CRYING!!!

* WE COULDNT LEAVE WOTHOUT YOU💔💔💔

* BITCH, THEY’RE SO IN LOVE WHAT TH YOU STAB HIM!!!!!

* “I wanted to surprised you.” With what, DEATH??

* NO NOONNONNO NOONJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU, MYST! FUCK YOU!!!!!

* & now he’s fucking euphoric in the rain AS HIS LOVERS RESIST DEATH AROUND HIM!!!!

* OH MY GOD NOT BELLA!!!!

* WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING??

* OH MY GOD THE WINDIGO IS DYING!!!!

* &&&&&&&& FLORENCE TIME WITH THE WIFE RUSE!!!

* I hate you so much.

* But I’m so exciting to finally have Florence! How he was able to get her is what I would like to know!

* Once again, FUCK YOU, MYST!

See? Told you you were gonna hate me for this 😂

But I think this is a pretty accurate representation of what most first-viewing experiences of Mizumono is, right Fannibals?

So, I think this episode is considered to be the best (critically) and... yeah I tend to agree with that. I mean, holy fucking shit, talk about a season finale! Can you imagine if the show had been cancelled after this?! Like one of those stupid "yeah, we've let you have a cliffhanger season finale but you're not getting another season" studio decisions? *glares at Witches of East End*

Also did you watch the post-credits scene? It’s a nice little reprieve from the hell Bryan Fuller and co. put us through in the episode 😂

Okay, I promise you're going to enjoy the season 3 premiere a lot more because it is a Bedelia-centric episode. And yes we're finally going to Florence, darling!

#myst is me #hannibal #Myst and Nat presents Hanni & Friends

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almaasi · 3 years

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reaction post typed while watching SPN 15x18 “Despair”

WOW TODAY SURE IS A DAY, HUH

04:40pm

Y’ALL

I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS

I KNOW WHAT’S COMING

BUT AM I PREPARED?

my post leading up to this: https://almaasi.tumblr.com/post/634003656411381760/i-have-seen-the-spn-spoilers-okay-okay-okay

i found a faster torrent and there are 7 minutes until it’s done I’M GONNA GO WANDER AROUND FOR A BIT BRB

04:51pm

window is blacked out

i am as ready as i can be, i think