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arkhamslvts · 6 months

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arkham knight vs putting a collar on you.. thank you

#. . . maras thoughts #i need it badddd #like omfg.

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ferdydurke · 3 months

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Ngl nothing i hate more than people shitting on british food and thinking that that makes em woke and that people calling em cringy for it are actually lusting after the british empire. Idk i just find it annoying, acting like fish and chips is sooo gross is just cringy, i feel the same about people making fun of mormon salads and shit like that

#barking #i dont think it should matter that much but if you want to identity politics #then youre just clearly making fun of high carb foods for lower class people #like omfg.

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withloveajaxx · 5 months

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i will try and post whatever the hell is in my drafts first 💀 CAUSE I CANT WRITE FOR SHIT ANYMORE

#adeptal greetings #like omfg.#ill do it during my christmas break #which starts... on dec 13 😁

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agentbobr · 1 year

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JEEZYS IF PEOPLE @ ME ONE MORE TIME IMA SLAP SOMEONE SILLY. all i said was that making fun of a trans lady is wrong and anyone who does it is smelly, -_- some people suck ass clearly cuz they won't leave me aloneeee

#like omfg.#trans struggles #lgbtq #rant #text post

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latimeria-fell-from-heaven · 3 months

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Okay look, I know people are gonna characterize Aventurine as the kind of yandere that manipulates everything behind the scenes and is always coming up with ways to try and make his darling unable to rely on anyone but him. But honestly? I can see him as the desperate needy type who needs to have your attention on him, he NEEDS to be the only man you'll ever want and look at, and GOD, he just desperately needs you to own him in his entirety.

He'll do anything to keep your attention on him and make sure that you at least will keep him around long enough for him to enact his plans of keeping you by his side. You want a dog who does whatever you say and will crawl on hands and knees for your amusement? You want a pretty little toy that you can break over and over? You want him to take the lead and make you unable to think or walk anymore? He'll do it, he'll do whatever you want, he'll do anything to keep your attention on him until he can make you his.

#lati thirsts #tw yandere #honkai star rail x reader #yandere honkai star rail #yandere aventurine #aventurine x reader #GOD i just need to write about a needy and clingy yandere that is willing to be your toy just to keep your attention on them #like yeah aventurine could be manipulative and greedy but have you considered him to be INSANELY clingy and needy?#edit: omfg stop liking this I wrote this in the middle of my botany lab pls

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droolybymboobies · 6 months

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#goonfuel #mommy milkers #mommy milkies #like omfg #autumn falls

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godnectar · 9 days

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........pls gib me Yan dilf in skimpy outfit pls🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

・✶ ｡ﾟ☆ YANDERE DILF ☆ ; drabble

★ note: had one of the craziest and nicest nights of this year fr, so of course I had to indulge on this ask 😫😫 ( y'all can send more requests here! )

cw: gn!reader, big man has kids, not in a relationship yet, neighbors au!, slight feminization, subby yan, kinda suggestive, and reader is a bit mean. I'm just showing my pathetic boy some affection <3

I now seriously can't stop thinking about a yandere dilf! who would absolutely wear and do anything for his dearest darling.

it doesn't really matter what you're asking for. whether you want him in the tightest and most transparent shirt ever, or just wanna see him getting riled up while trying on some slutty shorts —maybe even a skirt if you're into that— yandere dilf! will always be up to indulging into your desires.

pictures, videos, calls; you'll receive whatever you want as long as you promise to get your hands on yandere dilf! as soon as you arrive back in the neighborhood. he would purposefully send the kids to daycare or let them have a sleepover at a friend's place, growing extremely excited and completely aware that he will be busy all night long with you at his side.

as embarrassing, humiliating, and probably pathetic as this might be for any other man, yandere dilf! thrieves and lives from your attention.

grope him, degrade him, and strip him to the sweet, matching underwear you've bought him some nights ago— he doesn't care. yandere dilf! certainly doesn't care, as he can only focus on the way your hands roam all over his body, too lost in the feeling of your lips kissing and sucking on every inch of newly uncovered skin.

you might be just using him, feeding bits of your ego, and destroying part of his in the process of satisfying your fantasies... but guess what? he's completely fine with it. he would do anything for you anytime, if at least that means having you show yandere dilf! some love.

"I swear– I swear you can do whatever you want with me... Just keep loving me tonight, yeah?"

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mmagurro · 2 months

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taizi dianxia 🌷🌷🌷

#天官赐福 #mxtx fanart #danmei #tgcf fanart #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #hualian fanart #omfg I started this like last June or July and finally finished it and I don’t even like it that much 😭🔫

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kelin-is-writing · 1 month

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WAKE UP BABIES!!!!!! WE GOT NEW DABI VISUALS TO OBSESS OVER 🛐

#boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bnha #mha #dabi #touya todoroki #bnha dabi #mha dabi #bnha season 7 #mha season 7 #the first two pics… i. am. OBSESSED.#like— the butterflies in my stomach… the way my whole body is trembling from excitement…#i screamed so damn hard while watching the trailer omfg he is the best character in existence i fear #can’t 6th of april come faster??? please??? 😭

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that1overthere · 6 months

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My college art professor is a trekkie (and a big ds9 fan) and I can't go on Tumblr during his class and look at fanart of Garak with big ol naturals without him spawning behind me and asking questions

My greatest fear illustrated

#yes his fucking mustache looks like #omfg please dont look at my screen its filled will people drawing cardassian cloacas and doctor twinks #star trek #college life #ds9 #gashir #garak/bashir

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octibee · 5 months

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violence made me gentle at last

#me: hoffstrahm phantom au that takes place in sawville or wherever the fuck and its like hoffman as erik and strahm as christine but not re #the black mold in my apartment:#coffinshipping #saw #mark hoffman #peter strahm #hoffstrahm #this looks so saturated here omfg #serious about doin that phatom au though like…#itd have to be like a modern interpretation like phantom of the paradise inthink #polachek lyric cuz … violence did rlly make him gentle at last (who ? who do you think.) (im asking you)#irls look away plz

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ventique18 · 5 months

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Lilia: "This voice... Levan?! You, when did you return... No, but those horns are Meleanor's..."

Lilia for a while confuses Malleus for Levan... He only doubted himself because of the horns... Do y'all remember who has a similar build/hair color/skin tone/lip shade as Malleus...

"Those old fools of a senate... How dare they..."

"AND GRANDMOTHER AS WELL! Why have they kept the truth from me all this time?!"

OMG! He didn't know that Lilia hatched him... Lilia tries to calm him down and says that it was him who told them not to say tell. Because if he knew the truth, then he might feel guilty.

At this point Lilia begins to mix up reality and memory. He's questioning why he's calling this person Malleus when Malleus still isn't supposed to know how to walk on two legs. Malleus soothes him, saying that it's alright, Lilia doesn't have to think, and he doesn't have to suffer anymore.

Malleus: "What dream would you like to have? A dream where both father and mother are alive? Or would you prefer a dream where you and your son live peaceful lives?

"I will give you anything and everything you wish for. Now, Lilia, take my..."

Silver: "FATHER---!!!!!"

Lilia is still confused and mixes up things, and Malleus looks at Silver and Sebek exasperatedly, as if they're pests that keep on popping up. That they being awake is bad, and that they should go back to sleep. Silver objects and Sebek tells him that there's no way a man born from so much love should grow up to be villainous and hated by the entire world.