#lost boys incorrect quotes

[january-cinders]

Paul: Dwayne and I are having a baby.

Laddie: that's gre-!

Paul: *slamming adoption papers on the table* it's you, sign here.

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[spidercookie18]

Absolutely losing it to the title loading in wrong while I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys hgskhfnvncnzsv

"On Wednesdays, we wear pink, Michael" 💅🏼

#the lost boys #the lost boys 1987 #tlb #tlb 1987 #tlb david #tlb marko #tlb dwayne #tlb paul #incorrect quotes #mean girls #they so fucking would bully eachother that that tho #lmaoooooo

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Wolffe: Gregor, can I ask you a question?

Gregor: Shoot

Wolffe, pulling his gun out: Shoot what?

Gregor, deranged from lack of sleep: Uh… the tv?

Wolffe: On it

(Later)

Alpha-17: What happened to the tv?

Cody: Gregor and Wolffe’s single braincell short circuited.

#the clone army #the clone wars #incorrect quotes #commander cody #commander fox #commander wolffe #lost the plot #the clone boys #alpha 17 #the cadets #no braincells to be found

[luv4fandoms]

Laddie: Dwayne can I go on the roller coaster?

Dwayne: What did Y/N say?

Laddie: She said no

Dwayne: So why are you asking me?

Laddie: Cause she's not the boss of you.

Dwayne, internally: It's a trap it's a trap it's a trap

#incorrect quotes #Dwayne might be dad but y/n is mom #the lost boys #tlb #the lost boys 1987 #tlb 1987 #the lost boys dwayne #dwayne tlb #tlb dwayne #dwayne the lost boys #the lost boys incorrect quotes #tlb laddie #laddie tlb #laddie the lost boys

[sodamnbored]

Catching Up

Thalia: So what happened after Juno took you? Where did you go? Were you safe, happy?

Jason, uncomfortably brushing her off: Well, it’s a long story and kind of a bummer haha. You don’t wanna hear that right now.

Thalia, softly: Jason, I’ve waited thirteen years to hear your sad stories.

#this is kind of a bummer. but I love them getting the chance to do the whole sibling thing. not enough of it in canon. #and this boy NEEDS the opportunity to talk about his life to SOMEBODY. let the kid CONNECT to people ffs #pjo fandom #pjo verse #pjo hoo #jason grace #thalia grace #heroes of olympus #incorrect heroes of olympus #incorrect tlh quotes #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect percy jackson #incorrect hoo quotes #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo stuff #pjo text post #grace siblings #demidorks #sad demidorks #Thalia and Jason #Jason and Thalia #poor Jason #the lost hero #pjo tlh #thundersibs #this is going in a fic #Jason is my favourite #Jason grace needs a hug #jason grace deserved better

[heeheehoohoo8]

Lucy: If your friends jumped off a bridge would you?

Michael: …

The night before:

#the lost boys 1987 #tlb 1987 #marko the lost boys #michael the lost boys #incorrect quotes #lucy emerson #michael emerson

[i-heart-slashers]

Michael, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here. Marko: Hey. Dwayne: Hi. David: Hello. Paul: Hey! Michael: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Y/N, pouting: We were out of Doritos.

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[themarginalthinker]

Marko's finger is suddenly on Micheal's chest.

"There's bones in there."

Michael turns to David. "I don't feel safe."

David doesn't lift his head from the newspaper, merely licking his thumb and turning the page.

"Yeah, none of us do when he's around."

Marko smiles with all his teeth.

#the lost boys #idiots #not an incorrect quote marko is just Like This

[the-lost-boys-wife]

THE POLY! LOST BOYS x READER INCORRECT QUOTES

(GUESS WHOS BACK YET AGAIN!? should I be doing my English work…maybe? Do I have better things to do- yes! post more about my boys obviously!? If you enjoy leave a comment if you want any other fandoms for more things like this or one shots

Love you guys lots <3)

Y/N: Dwayne , I know you snuck out to see David last night.

Dwayne : If you tell Paul or Marko, I swear I’ll murder you, and they’ll never find the body.

Y/N: Five bucks?

Dwayne : Fine.

Y/N: Uh, Dwayne ? Paul is in the pool and I don't think hes waterproof.

Dwayne : What?

David: I think they meant, Paul is drowning.

Dwayne : WHAT?!

*Meanwhile*

Paul: *is drowning*

Marko: OH MY GOD, PAUL! KEEP SWIMMING!

Paul: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*

Marko: PAUL!

Marko: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Marko: And atoms never touch each other.

Marko: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.

Marko to that one surf nazi: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

David to y/n, who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one.

Marko, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.

Dwayne: That sounds so threatening…

Paul: The Wedding Games…

Star: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.

Y/N: Beautiful.

David: Fuck all of you!

David: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.

Marko : His name was Jared he's 19.

Dwayne: When his parents built a very strange machine.

Paul, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.

Y/N, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!

Michael: Horrible job everyone.

Dwayne: Today, Y/N took my phone, and in five minutes, they sent high resolution close-up photos of Marko to the following people: Paul, David, Michael, the neighbors, the bank, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.

Marko: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....

Dwayne: ....

Paul: .....

David: ......

Y/N: ...Who?

Marko: That's the thing we don't-

*Everyone stares at Y/N*

Paul: I am an expert at identifying birds.

David: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Paul: Yeah, they're all birds.

Y/N , looking at a selfie of Marko’s: I hate this photo.

Marko: I’m cute as fuck in that photo! I’m smiling kindly!

Y/N : You’re not smiling kindly; you look like you’re up to something.

Marko: Up to kindness.

(Ok that’s all for today! This is filled with marko just bc I love that boy! He’s full goblin and I just wanna hug him!)

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[unlawfulchaos]

[After Mav's gotten injured while doing something stupid, and Ice has to be called back from the conference tour he was on]

Mav: I can't believe Ice is coming home after all this time.

Mav: You know what I'm getting tonight.

Slider: You don't seriously thi-

Mav: Yelled at, Slider. I'm getting yelled at.

#responsible admiral ice touring the world #until his chaotic gremlin husband decided to try and invent a new manoeuvre in the f-18 #and ended up ejecting and injuring himself #fly-boys drew straws to see who had to call ice and tell him #(wolf lost) #mav is definitely in trouble #incorrect quotes #top gun #icemav #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #ron slider kerner #slider is also in trouble #he was supposed to be watching over mav #not encouraging his schemes

[moondust-on-the-hijabi]

Mr. Forkle: What state do you live in? Sophie: Constant anxiety. Keefe: Denial. Fitz: Perfection. Marella: NEW YORK!

#save my boy fitz #moonhalo talks books —✧ #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #sophie foster #fitz vacker #sophie kotlc #kotlc sophie #kotlc fitz #fitz kotlc #keefe kotlc #keefe sencen #kotlc fandom #incorrect soc #incorrect kotlc quotes #kotlc incorrect quotes #queue to the moon

[january-cinders]

Dwayne: would you slap Paul...

Marko: yes

David: yes

Dwayne: I didn't finish

David: sorry, continue

Dwayne: would you slap Paul for ten dollars?

David: I would smack Paul for free

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[chubbyreaderchan]

Y/n: You're vampires? Do you really go "bleh bleh bleh"

David: *deep sigh* I do not say "bleh bleh bleh"

Y/n: Well you just did... So...

#reader insert #fan fiction #slashers x reader #fluff #romance #x reader #poly lost boys x reader #tlb x reader #the lost boys x reader #tlb david x reader #incorrect lost boys #incorrect quotes

[misslavenderlady]

The Lost Boys incorrect quotes

(the boys getting ready to attack the Frogs)

David: "Men. Make 'em Swiss!"

Marko: ...

Dwayne: ...

Paul: ...

David: "Cheese, men. Cheese."

Paul: "Not hungry, David!"

David, internally: I'm up to my tits in morons.

#incorrect lost boys quotes #None Piece #purpleeyeswtf #the lost boys #lavender lady rambles

[luv4fandoms]

Paul: Y/N! The normies just challenged us to a water balloon fight!

Y/N: Oh it's on!

Y/N:...Now, we just have to wait for the water to boil.

Marko, tearing up: I love you so much Amore.

#incorect quote #the lost boys incorrect quotes #the lost boys #tlb #the lost boys 1987 #tlb 1987 #marko tlb #marko the lost boys

[lazywerebat]

Marko: I thought you two were a couple??

David: What? No! How could you even think that?

Marko, to everyone in the cave: raise your hand if you thought David and Michael were a couple

Everyone: raises their hand

David: Mikey, why are YOU raising your hand?!?!?!

#korvin saying stuff #i won't be surprised if this would actually happen #the lost boys incorrect quotes #the lost boys #the lost boys 1987 #tlb 1987 #tlb #lost boys #the lost boys david #the lost boys dwayne #the lost boys marko #the lost boys paul #the lost boys star #the lost boys laddie #the lost boys sam emerson #the lost boys michael emerson #sam emerson #michael emerson