me: hey I need a doctor to prescribe and then manage my adhd meds
multiple healthcare websites: oh! you are a child!
me: what
healthcare websites: you're looking for pediatrics! or adolescent behavioral health! 😊 do you need a note for school? 😉 are you perhaps an 8-12yo who can't focus on his homework? 🤔 are you disrupting the classroom environment? do you either hate reading or super love it?
me: ...
healthcare websites: or maybe you're a mom! is your kid just the worst? are you just so exhausted and overwhelmed from how hard it is to be a parent to a child who has Needs™? you must be a mom!
me: pleaes...I'm begging you...
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hi they have released me back into the wild
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"If he isn't babygirl, why is he so meow meow coded?" I say about some of the most unhinge, morally grey or evil, pathetic men you ever see in media.
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It shouldn't be easier to get a gun than it is to get a therapist.
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this picture is insane too oh they're trying to get me locked UP
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“I wanna take your face between my hands and say
You two are connected by a pure coincidence
Bound to him by blood, but baby, it's all relative
You've been in his fist ever since you were a kid
But you don't owe him shit even if he said you did
You don't owe him shit even if he said you did”
LUCY DACUS WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS. WHATPOSSESSED YOU TO DO THIS TO ME OHMYGOD
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literally the only thought i’ve had about protocol for seven episodes so far:
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While watching OFMD season 2, I thought the wounds caused by Good Omens would be healed, but they got worse.
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