#ineffables

[gleafer]

AO3 tags* spittin’ facts! (He gave Azi the mug.)

*Tags: Soft Crowley. Bottom Crowley. Crowley cries during sex.

Honorable mentions: Crowley is a sweetheart. Crowley likes spanking. Crowley is currently hiding in the bathroom and contemplating escaping through the window (I made this one up).

#illustrator #illustration #digital artist #artist on tumblr #crowley #good omens #good omens art #aziraphale #good omens aziraphale #gleafer art #aziraphale x crowley #ineffables #ineffable fandom #ao3 fanfic #ao3 tags #little spoon #the littlest spoon but with fangs

[wolviestars]

6000 YEARS

#good omens #crowley #aziracrow #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley x arizaphale #azicrow #ineffables #ineffable husbands #gomens #david tennant #michael sheen

[ami-v-dragnire]

My frames #105 and #186 without the borders for the Let There Be Frames Project!

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens fanart #aziraphale #crowley #LetThereBeFrames #good omens season 2 #prefall crowley #ineffable spouses #gos2 #ineffable husbands #ineffables #ami v art #let there be frames

[sophieleighart]

Inspired by this

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[catastrfy]

here is some odd stuff that i think may support loni's body swap theory let's start here. nina and maggie confront crowley, and his reaction? "but you were crying"

except it was aziraphale who saw maggie crying. he told crowley she had a "pash" for nina; would he have mentioned the crying? i don't know. but it's ODD.

but there's also this way crowley says "bla bla bla" to nina and maggie -- it's *ridiculously* overdone when compared to when he says it to muriel

and then later when later, the metatron asks crowley if he knows him and says he was a big floating giant head. except when crowley last see the metatron?

when he was in heaven with muriel, in the recording, as one of several enlarged heads on screens.

but somebody else DID see the metatron last as a big floating giant head just a few years ago....

well. ift hey swapped WHEN was it? i LOVE loni's fabulous theory where they posit at "no nightingales but could it have been earlier than that? so i've watched and watched and watched the last episode, and i'm thinking maybe it was when gabriel was having his flashbacks.

i am pretty certain the scene before this was them as themselves. here they are before beez gets the fly and gives it to jim. crowley's got his usual mobile face with his forehead creases and expressive mouth... and he talks to beelzebub the way he had earlier (vs how aziraphale had when he was facing hell in s1e6)

this is the first shot of them after gabriel's flashbacks conclude. look at crowley's face.

it stays blank for the time that gabriel recognises aziraphale, sees the angels, says "eesh" at the demons, brightens when he sees beez, and when beez tells him aziraphale took better care of him than they could've done.

we've seen his face with the closed lips and smoother forehead before:

also, this is subtle and it's entirely possible it only means that this scene was shot over multiple days, but check out the right edge (viewer's right, a's left) of aziraphale's bowtie in each picture here. he's been standing fairly still, yet his tie isn't tied quite the same before the fly and after. you can see an extra stripe at the far right edge in the pic that says "true love" the collar of his jacket has moved; more of the left (our left) side of his waistcoat is visible in the 2nd pic. and again, yes, this absolutely could be different takes, probably not immediately after one another if the bowtie had to be retied. except... didn't they use pre-tied bowties this time around? is this an "everything is meant"???

i had to look at crowley too, of course. pre-fly, immediate post fly, starting to look normal, then aziraphale gives him a shake and he looks up. there ARE subtle changes. the collar button of his shirt changes position and so does his neck noodle. it's hard to see his tattoo until he's outside (although it's clear before beez gives jim the fly), but that may just be lighting. or maybe it takes a moment to settle in? I DONT KNOW (also, beez keeps looking over at aziraphale & crowley and i want to know WHY/what they see!) and oh, have you noticed that the top of aziraphale's right ear SWIVELS when michael is threatening him with being erased fromthe book of life? it starts at teh end of 33:50 and goes into 33:51. and about 15 frames later, the metatron appears at the door. i don't have a way to make it into a gif, but here's the first and last of his ear moving. it's not him turning his head, because that wisp of hair doesn't move, nor does his lobe. just... the top. o.O

and ooho, just today i noticed THIS: here's aziraphale's bowtie when he's telling crowley about the offer to go to heaven. LOOK AT THE TARTAN ON HIS TIE.

previously looking at the tie as the viewer, the vertical stripe pattern of dark stripes is thin dark line, narrow gap, group of medium/dark/medium lines, widish gap, repeat. here it's med/dark/med lines, narrow gap, thin dark line, wider gap, repeat. the fabric is upside down from earlier. (and yes, again, this could be an error by costuming/continuity. but i'm hoping it means something bc everything is meant) if you haven't read loni's theory, go check it out!

#good omens 2 #good omens #good omens 2 body swap theory #lots of little things #ineffables #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens series 2 spoilers

[unicornbeck]

Minor prediction/Wish list item for Season 3:

I want our boys to end up hiding in a closet together. A small closet. Very dark, warm, and cozy. Face to face.

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale x crowley #neil gaiman #writing #david tennant #season 3 #good omens 2 #micheal sheen #they’ve spent their entire relationship in the closet together #wouldn’t it be lovely if they came out together? #ineffables #ineffable spouses #ineffable husbands #reconciliation

[ankles-be-bitten]

i may have fallen victim to the curse of the Bad Aziraphale Take with this post, so i'd like to right my wrongs:

i still agree with this, however i would like to add some insight: the metatron is definitely orchestrating their falling out. he knows exactly what he's doing & he knows that he can't control aziraphale as long as he has crowley on their side--that's emotional abuse 101. the victim is isolated from their real support systems, and the only place they have left to turn is their abuser. i believe that aziraphale knows what he's doing, and that he's just going along with heaven as far as he can in order to protect his demon, but from the metatron's perspective things have to look like they're going according to plan.

i think... maybe this is only half true? not sure what i was thinking when i wrote this; it was late. whatever.

crowley is an optimist, but he clearly had his doubts about how aziraphale would respond, which is indeed based in reality. aziraphale doesn't have a great track record as far as assuming the best of him in the moment (which, i must add, isn't his fault. it is one of his flaws, however). i think the important thing is that he trusts aziraphale to do the right thing in the end.

i still agree with this. however, i want to acknowledge that i felt this was unfair at the time, but in retrospect i was ignoring aziraphale's dependency on external validation that crowley does not have. crowley is far more independent than aziraphale, and i acknowledged this, but i framed it originally as "crowley has an unfulfilled need," rather than what i now think it really is, which is that AZI has an unfulfilled need.

yeah, there it is. different people, different needs.

as far as it being strange that aziraphale didn't pick up on what crowley needed in that moment right away, i do still feel that way--sort of. i honestly at this point just want to pin it down to him being excited.

whatever you have to say can wait--we have all of eternity to say whatever we want, in complete security. we won't have to hide. we can be together. and he wants so badly to be together. that's literally all he wants. he wasn't even a little interested in returning to heaven until the metatron told him that crowley could tag along. this is manipulation 101, people! the metatron knows, or at least can intuit, that crowley wouldn't want to become an angel again. he knows exactly what he's doing to them. this is not a good faith offer.

most of the rest of that post is me rambling about my interpretation of aziraphale's actions and the reasoning behind them. feel free to read the full take if you'd like, but i don't believe it's necessary to break down the whole thing. it mostly boils down to aziraphale needs to see people as people before he can respond properly to their needs. i may or may not still agree with that, i'm on the fence, but if that is the case, it's 100% because heaven has conditioned him to be that way. you need to earn salvation, you need to earn love, you need to earn humanity.

i originally used job as a counter example, but he may actually be a paragon of this interpretation. if anyone deserves salvation, it was job--righteous job, level-headed job, job who lost everything but never, ever lost faith in the Almighty. if anyone has earned aziraphale's sympathy, it's him.

this is just a wonky take. he does care, or else he wouldn't be making the offer. interrupting crowley might have been selfish in the short-term, but to aziraphale, the long-term result is eternity together unhindered. they will have all the time in the world to be an us if they can only get out from under the watchful, dangerous, probing eye of heaven.

i think i was getting close to the point here, but i was still framing it from the perspective that aziraphale had woefully wronged crowley, and that he's not also a victim of the system here. i was in far less certain terms falling into the "aziraphale is naive" trap, when in reality he just wanted to be safe. as archangel, he can do as he pleases without fear of retribution. he has never, ever felt safe before--not safe to ask questions, not safe to be seen with crowley, not safe to run off to alpha centauri with him. blaming him for prioritizing crowley's safety is more than a little silly.

this is just... the ick. it feels like a whole other person wrote this. i am trying so hard to give myself grace for this absolutely rot-gut take.

yikes. yikes yikes yikes. i'm not sure anymore if crowley has ever expressed a pointed distaste for being an angel again; that may just be misguided on my part. somehow i'm victim-blaming both of them here, while also completely misrepresenting aziraphale's intentions. i'm falling into the "he doesn't love crowley enough/the way he deserves" trap, painting him once again as naive, blind, and selfish. oopsie daisy.

i still believe the kiss was an offer akin to the ox rib, extremely alcoholic breakfasts, what have you. it's possible crowley doesn't feel seen--i might even go so far as to say that that's likely--but not in the way i stated originally. he's heartbroken. he's devastated. he might even feel betrayed. but just because he feels that way doesn't make it the truth, and i think a mistake i've made throughout this particular text is mistaking how aziraphale's actions look from the outside for his actual intentions.

i think this was mostly right up until the part about azi being selfish. he's far from selfish, he's not even close to naive. assuming he made a mistake in the f15 at all, he absolutely knows it now. he will do anything it takes to be with crowley.

at the time of this addendum i think he's made a Plan™ and is trying to convince himself he's made the right choice. all will make sense in the end. or maybe it won't. we'll figure it out--some things take time, and we don't have all the information.

i do believe that about covers it. in summary, they are both victims and treating either of them like they're naive or stupid for making the choices they did is unfair because they're both doing the best they can with the information they have available to them. it's heartbreaking, gut-wrenching, and really, really unfortunate. but it's neither of their fault. it's literally all the metatron. if heaven and hell were out of the picture, crowley would've been free to confess and aziraphale free to reciprocate--but that's just not their reality. everything aziraphale does is in order to keep crowley safe, in the interest of us long-term. crowley knows he has a hard time expressing himself, and so he wants to get it out fast, and that's valid; aziraphale having reservations due to safety concerns is just as valid.

it's neither of their fault.

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[athenashaw]

don’t be scared to ask that person out. the worst they could do is say ‘no'

WRONG the worst they could do is say 'I forgive you'

#has someone done this yet? #apologies if so #go #good omens #good omens crowley #op #good omens aziraphale #Aziraphale #crowley #aj crowley #crowley x aziraphale #crowley good omens #aziraphale x crowley #crowly x aziraphale #aziriphale #aziraphale #aziracrow #azirowley #ineffables #ineffable #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable partners #ineffable exes #ineffable divorcees #anthony j crowley #anthony janthony crowley #a z fell #aziraphale ziraphale fell #a.z. fell

[mouseinthecastle]

This fic by @ivelostmyspectacles obliterates me and pieces me back together with every chapter

#good omens #GO #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #ineffables #ineffable husbands

[england-would-fall]

Crowley: angelllllll let’s go out someplace, I’m bored.

Aziraphale: then why don’t you read a book. There are plenty of them accessible through that infernal mobile phone you’re always staring at.

Crowley: iNfErNaL mObI— show you reading on the internet I invited reading on the internet, big reading on the internet fan, me. you wanna read on the internet I’ll show you what’s—HA!

Aziraphale:

Crowley: angel, did you hear me? I said “HA!”

Aziraphale: yes dear, I heard you. And what is the cause of your self-satisfied exclamation?

Crowley: free reading on the internet. This site was one of mine, truly. Not just taking credit this time. Piles and piles of absolutely depraved things, pouring it at all hours of the day and night!

Azirphale: oh my. What a wicked deed. *clicks tongue on cue*

Crowley: it was! Filthy wicked. Just take this one, posted last night: “Fruit of the Earth (Fire of my Soul), 64000 words, enemies to lovers, lingerie link OH HO!, first time, light bondage, rated explicit.”

Aziraphale: Oh. That does sound rather inappropriate for the once-hallowed halls of this shop. Perhaps you’d better put it down, Crowley.

Crowley: Bit odd though, this one. Fandom: Bible. Written by Fell_the_Fallen. Aziraphale?

Aziraphale: you know, suddenly I am feeling rather pecking! Shall we?

#incorrect good omens #good omens #good omens prime #crowley #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #aziraphale fell #Aziracrow #ineffables #ineffable husbands #shitpost

[garmrr]

Rifling through wips to slaps a 0.1% halftone layer on for content. Pls s2 spare some cgi for the goods...🐍

#Good Omens #good omens fanart #Crowley #anthony j crowley #Ineffable Husbands #ineffables #fanart #demon #my art #garmr art #pls i need some snakey cgi i beg #queue

[gleafer]

LORDY LORDY!

Reddit’s favorite steamy fandom sub @goodomensafterdark is hosting an ineffable smut war starting on this Monday and ending Valentine’s Day! Writers and artists will be submitting their sauciest fandom creations in a friendly battle to see who gets the audience sweating more!

It’s all in good fun and EVERYONE wins a whole month of creators serving the spice!

Come join us, maybe you’ll find your next favorite writer or artists! (Why not both??)

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[wolviestars]

he is so...🥹

#michael sheen #twitter #xitter #good omens #good omens fandom #Ineffables

[ami-v-dragnire]

just some✨

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens fanart #prefall crowley #angel crowley #crowley #av art #good omens s2 #go s2 spoilers #ineffables #anthony j crowley

[chevril-glove]

Whatever you do, don't think about Aziraphale and Crowley while you're practicing On the Street Where You Live. Certainly don't think about the headcanon that they can sense each others' proximity on Earth, or the fact that they can travel the whole earth to be near each other. And DEFINITELY don't think about how Crowley would "let the time [world] go by," as long as they could be near each other.

But if you do all that, you might as well put on a wig and a scarf and sunglasses and make a video.

#good omens #my fair lady #cosplay #just to know somehow you are near me #nowhere else on earth that i would rather be #let the time (world) go by #on the street where you live #ineffable #ineffable spouses #ineffable husbands #ineffable wives #crowley #crowley cosplay #fem crowley #aziracrow #ineffables #so many ship names

[not-so-goodomens]

Crowley: If Satan doesn't show up out of nowhere to stop me, it can't be that bad.

Aziraphale: If the Ruler of Hell is approving this, it can't be that good either.

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