#mind you it was my first time ever playing an ukulele

[ghosts-cyphera]

hi can someone tell me to go and spend €120 on a lightsaber? my mental health needs this (…) but I’m too goddamn indecisive and feel like this one ✨ treat yourself ✨ moment is going to bankrupt me for life sksksk

#(USD 130) #I was about to get a set of two for $60 on amazon but my boyfriend convinced me that at that point ‘I might as well look at a more mid-range #lightsaber instead’ and now he’s apologizing for making this too difficult for me #AS HE SHOULD #but like ?? physical activity is good right ?? #learning to spin some sabers wouldn’t hurt right ?? #OR this will end like my ukulele hyperfixation. bought one and played for 15 minutes and gave up because I didn’t learn fast enough sksk #mind you it was my first time ever playing an ukulele #HELP #lo talks

[inklessletter]

Since I can't draw tonight, here's a steddie prompt for you:

Steve runs away from home once he becomes eighteen because his home environment is absolutely toxic. It's all yelling, and spitting insults, and constantly hearing that he is such a disappointment, so he decides to hit the road and go some city away from everyone he knows and just start over. His trauma response to loud, aggressive spaces leads him to accept a job managing a school library.

And he finds out it is his dream job.

He sees all these teens studying, sharing glances, romances beginning, stress increasing as midterms come closer, annoyed faces, giggling girls gossiping, kids vandalizing his tables... And he feels an observant. A watcher.

And he imagines. He imagines their lives, the tall jock with the widest smile going soft for the sarcastic redhead. The quiet thing blossoming between tose two boys who give longing glances when the other is not looking. The oddest friendship between the meanest eleven year old he's ever met and the most cynical kid to ever set foot in that school. He sees and he imagines, but he's silent.

Because silence is a precious shield that protects his imagination. Silence will never hurt him.

His first real friendship begins in silence. This girl, Robin, passes him a note with a poor drawing of him falling asleep on his desk. It made him laugh. She laughed too. That was enough.

They play this game together in which they both exchanged the craziest theories they could think of about other people's lives.

That one is a Russian spy.

That one runs a secret lab.

That one has mind powers (okay, that was maybe too crazy).

That one is an former cop.

"That one is a rockstar," Robin said pointing an absurdly good looking guy that was checking out a couple of books.

"He does looks like one, though..."

Robin was going to reply when she noticed Steve's rosy cheeks. She just smiled. She noticed the guy looking briefly at them, and then he grinned.

"Metal is more my scene, but close enough," he said.

Shit.

The guy approached them and Robin, the traitor, bolted away. The guy, all dimples and soft hair lent Steve two books and his library card (Munson, Eddie), that he registered and gave back to him.

Steve tried hard not to be an awkward mess, he barely managed to.

"I do actually play in a band, uh, on Tuesdays," Eddie said. Steve looked at him with a twist in his stomach. "And today is Tuesday. So if you want to come, I would gladly buy you a drink."

Steve felt a lump in his throat, and looked down.

"Uh, I—I don't—"

"Oh, sorry, I just—"

"I don't do well with loud noises," Steve said quickly. "I'm sorry."

Eddie nodded.

"Good luck tonight," Steve said, not wanting to leave the conversation in a rejection. He pointed the book. "This one is really good."

"Have you read The Lord of the Rings?"

"Yeah," Steve smiled. "I've got time and silence here."

Eddie looked at him with something hidden in his pupils meant to be discovered by Steve.

Eddie left the library.

There were a few days and a lot of conversations with Robin about that Eddie guy. Steve let himself imagine again, about him. About Eddie. He fantasized a lot, ignoring deliberately the sting in his guts knowing that he blew up his chance.

Two weeks passed and Eddie was there to return the books again, with a small guitar case hanging in his back, and Steve tried his best not to look like a kicked puppy.

"I can do soft noises," Eddie said, out of the blue. It earned him a look from both Robin and Steve. "When do you, uh, have a break?"

"Right now," Robin chimed in, quickly. "He's having a break right now."

A few minutes later they were in the rooftop. They found a comfortable spot with the best views and Eddie took out an old and battered ukulele. Then he looked at Steve.

"I am not a silent person. I exist in noise, and busy environments, and awful high pitched laughs," he said with a smile. "I can't change that, but I can change the noise."

Eddie caressed the tiny guitar strings, and the sound sent goosebumps through all Steve's skin.

"I can change the noise for you," Eddie said, low and soft, and he started playing a song. "If you let me."

His first real love began with music.

#steddie #fic #steddie fic #ficlet #prompt #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #fanfic #fluff

[kdogreads]

Imagine being Gibbs’ girl

He tries to keep his rough exterior, but he totally melts for you

He’ll definitely dance with you in the basement if you ask sweetly enough, and even if he pretends not to, he loves just swaying with you to some old country loves songs.

(This would definitely play through his radio)

Or kiss every one of you fingers if you come home from work and say they’re sore.

He will put you back in the car if you try to open your own door.

He’ll learn how to put your hair in a pony tail or a bun if you hurt your shoulder and can’t do it yourself. Plus he’ll keep brushing your hair for you, sitting snugly between his thighs and enjoying his warmth, long after you heal.

He sings to you if you wake up in the night reliving your darkest times in your dreams. He’ll wrap you up as tightly as he can in his strong arms, strong enough to remind you you’re safe with him, and whisper the words to any old song that pops into his head.

He loves to leave you little notes by the coffee pot or on your bedside table when he leaves before you do:

Have a good day, my love. See you tonight

- J

You agree not to marry early in the relationship

You’d both been around that block more than once, and it seemed like that fancy piece of paper just complicates things.

Of course, you’re exclusive to one another, but you just can’t bring yourselves to risk changing what you have by changing your last name. It seems so insignificant when you think of it that way.

Most of your neighbors and friends just assume you’re married, anyway. So when a letter arrives in the mail addressed to Mr. and Mrs. Gibbs, you aren’t surprised. It makes you smile to see it on paper, but nothing is going to change your minds on this.

His love language is 100% acts of service

He’ll unload the dishwasher, fold the laundry, bring you home fresh flowers for no reason at all, have dinner ready if he somehow makes it home before you do one day. He rarely lets you bring in any groceries or luggage. Even though he knows you are tough enough to literally take him down, he wouldn’t dare letting you carry something too heavy or inconvenient.

Any little thing he can do to brighten your day, he does.

In turn, the small acts you grant him, like taking his suit jackets to the dry cleaners, setting his shoes and thermos out for him before work, picking up a new book about boats, make him fall even more in love with you.

He makes you things

J will make you anything he thinks you might like. A wooden stand for your plants, a step stool when you mention that the bed is just a little bit high off the ground for you, shelves to proudly display your knick knacks, a sled for Christmas after you tell him you never had one as a child.

He’d even try his hand at a ukulele if you mention wanting to learn to play.

Of course he’s made boats named for Kelly and Shannon, but his newest project is adorned proudly with your name, sprawled across the hull in flowing letters.

His hobby turns into more than just that, it’s his way to show you how much he loves you, and you soak in everything he’ll give you.

He’ll use his jacket to shield you from the rain

Jethro is usually prepared for anything, but rain can sneak up on you. In that case, he’ll peel his jacket off and cover you as best as he can. Even if it means he’ll get soaked to the bone, he’ll make sure you’re covered a least a little bit more than he is.

He tones down his crazy driving for you

The first time you got in the car with him, you about passed out from an anxiety attack. You don’t want to be a backseat driver, so you just grin and bear it for a while, but he picks up on your discomfort pretty quickly.

He slows down, starts using his turn signal, and stops cutting people off, but every now and then, when it’s late and the roads are empty, he’ll take you for a high-speed cruise just to get your blood pumping.

He’s much touchier than you ever imagined

A strong hand on the small of your back, fingers ghosting over your exposed thigh, a reassuring squeeze to your shoulder when you’re uneasy, or just brushing against you to pass, even when there is plenty of room to spare.

Anything he can do to have his hands on you, he’ll do. You two are like a safety tether for each other, always there to make sure you don’t drift too far away.

As far as PDA goes, Jethro is pretty limited in what he’s willing to show the world, but he’ll always find a discreet way to connect himself to you. A brief brush of your pinkies, a quick kiss to your forehead, or a full-on embrace if you find a moment alone. Whatever it is, his touch still sets you on fire every time.

He is so gentle and fatherly to children

The two of you decided early on that you would avoid having kids. Given his past, you understand and agree to the arrangement. When you get together with your young nieces and nephews, though, Jethro turns into a total kid right along with them.

He’s quick to join in a game of cops and robbers, always quipping how it’s so much more fun being the bad guy, or plop down in the grass and find pictures in the clouds.

When someone takes a tumble or scrapes up their knee, though, he’s the first to scoop them up in his strong arms and hug the pain away. He’ll make them feel better with a story about when he hurt his knee, too, or how chicks dig scars (you always smack him playfully for that).

He makes a mean cup of coffee

You’d never thought of yourself as much of a coffee snob, but after tasting Jethro’s version, brewed slowly over the fire if time allows and mixed with the perfect amount of cream and sugar, you could never go back to any coffee shop again.

Same goes for his cooking. He doesn’t make much, but when he does, damn it is good.

“The secret ingredient is love,” he’ll joke to you, mocking your own phrase, and you’ll roll your eyes as the flavors envelop your tastebuds.

All in all, our man Jethro is basically the best partner you could ever ask for, and you love showing him how much you appreciate him.

Tagging some of my LJG lovers 💕

@instantnoooodles @daphne-bourne @museofbooks @ilovemark1951 it won’t let me tag you :( @yestwlightfan

#kdogreads #leroy jethro gibbs #jethro gibbs #jethro gibbs imagine #leroy jethro gibbs x reader #jethro gibbs x reader #gibbs x y/n #ncis gibbs #gibbs imagine #gibbs fluff #gibbs #gibbs x reader #ncis x reader #ncis imagine #ncis reader insert #reader insert #NCIS #ncis fluff #Spotify

[harrisonstories]

George Harrison + his passions

“George tried to teach himself. but he wasn’t making much headway. ‘I’ll never learn this,’ he used to say. I said, ‘You will, son, you will. Just keep at it.’ He kept till his fingers were bleeding.” - Louise Harrison, The Beatles

“He’d just go into another space. I felt maybe he was unhappy. He meditated for so long, for hours. It seemed to me as if he preferred to be in a meditative state than in a waking, conscious state. He liked the peace and calm.” - Pattie Boyd

“The house and the garden became an obsession with George. He found out everything there was to know about Sir Frank Crisp, how and why he built that extraordinary house and garden, why he wanted to re-create the Blue Grotto of Capri and build a mini Matterhorn in the Oxfordshire countryside. He wanted to get inside Sir Frank’s mind and fit into his old boots, and he seemed to want to do it alone. I can be obsessive, but then I get bored and need a change." - Pattie Boyd, Wonderful Tonight

"He’d garden at night-time until midnight [...] He missed nearly every dinner because he was in the garden. He would be out there from first thing in the morning to the last thing at night." - Dhani Harrison, Living in the Material World

“When she first met George she didn’t know what George was talking about half the time, he was always quoting Python or ‘The Producers’. He used to say to Olivia ‘Ah my little Swedish bombshell’ which she explained she obviously didn’t look Swedish, but it was a line from the movie The Producers.” - Greg, Olivia Harrison in Sydney

“Back at Friar Park, George runs through whole scenes of The Producers word for word - acting the parts out extremely well." - Michael Palin, Halfway to Hollywood: Diaries 1980–1988

"What was always embarrassing with him was that he knew everything backwards and forwards with Python, and he’d throw out a line expecting you to come back with whatever the response should’ve been. I didn’t know what he was talking about half the time." - Terry Gilliam, Concert for George (backstage interview)

"George quoted Bob like people quote Scripture. Bob really adored George, too. George used to hang over the balcony videoing Bob while Bob wasn’t aware of it. Bob would be sitting at the piano playing, and George would tape it and listen to it all night." - Tom Petty, Rolling Stone

"He got very into the uke. Actually, bordering on obsessively into the uke at some points, and uh, you know, he was taking me to George Formby conventions. That was when I started to notice that he was very into the ukulele. [laughs]" - Dhani Harrison, Breakfast with the Beatles

"I made some Rutle merchandise for Can’t Buy Me Lunch, but I gave it all to George who adored all Rutle stuff. I think the most successful present I ever gave him was a Rutle guitar, which Danny Ferrington made for me. It featured the Rutles looking out of the windows of a car, and George was thrilled with it." - Eric Idle, Greedy Bastard Diary

"The last time I saw George was in August, in Switzerland, on the Swiss-Italian border, where he was undergoing treatment for cancer. He played us all these old Hoagy Carmichael records. George had a lot of enthusiasms at various times, whether it was Bulgarian choirs or whatever. Once there was something he was enthusiastic about, he wanted the world to know." - Michael Palin, People

#george harrison #the beatles #monty python #pattie boyd #olivia harrison #dhani harrison #louise harrison #michael palin #eric idle #terry gilliam #the producers #the rutles #gardening #ukulele #hoagy carmichael #quote compilation

[lillylvjy]

Ukulele and I love you’s

A/n: hello! So this is rushed:/ but I got the idea when learning a new song so enjoy! Also the song I’m using in this is called Peace and love on planet earth from Steven Universe. HIGHLY RECOMMEND watching if you like cartoons! Also idk if Wilbur can play ukulele but if he can just pretend he can’t for now! Anyways I hope you all enjoy and if you have any feedback or tips with my writing, I’m all ears and eager to improve:)

Warnings: swearing, a little bit of kissing? If there’s anything else please tell me

Summary: Your trying to teach Wilbur ukulele but all he can think about and look at is you. Maybe the same goes for you too.

No one’s POV

“Ok, now put your finger here- yes! Now you have a F major chord!” you said, smiling brightly at him. He looks down at his hands and strums the chord for a little bit to get the hang of it.

Wilbur came home from the studio to you playing your ukulele. He stayed by the door for a little bit, while you played various songs you learned years ago. But there was one song in particular he liked. He knew it was from a show you liked, but couldn’t remember which one. That’s when the idea came to him.

“Hey love! Would you mind teaching me how to play?” He startled you when he started to speak, not knowing he was there. But you immediately perked up at his request.

“Wait really?” you asked, very confused by his genuine expression of wanting to learn this small but beautiful instrument. When he smiled and shook his head, you couldn’t help but giggle at how his hair flopped up and down when he did. “All right then! Come here, darling!” You said while patting the spot next to you.

Once he came over to the spot next to you, you handed him the “small guitar” as he likes to call it. You couldn’t help but laugh at how much smaller it looked in his hands than yours. “Ok! Do you have a song in mind?” You said tilting your head to the side to look at him.

“Um…. What was that one song you were playing.. it’s from that cartoon show you like…?” Wilbur said, trying to think.

“Peace and Love on Planet Earth? From Steven Universe?” You asked, a little surprised. Once you said it he immediately nodded and said yes. “Really?! Didn’t expect you to want to learn that song, but I’m excited to teach you!” You said smiling wide.

You asked for the ukulele back and started to go through the fingering for the chords to teach him. What you didn’t see was Wil looking at you with the most lovesick look ever. Yes, you’ve only been dating for a little while, but he could tell you were the one. The way you listen to him ramble on about the things that went on in the studio that day, or things that happened on stream and so much more. And every time he tried apologizing for talking to much, you’d tell him to continue, and smile at him so wide it looked like it hurt. The way you were open to try new things with him, even though you knew you would hate it. He was infatuated with everything about you. Nothing he disliked or wanted to change. You were perfect to him.

Your voice broke him out of his thoughts, “Ok, so here’s this back! Let’s start with the easy chords first. All of them are easy but still!” you said laughing a little. “So, A minor chord. Just put your middle finger on the first string, second fret- There it is!” You said, cheerfully. 

Wilbur hid back his smile as much as he could. He could feel his cheeks begin to burn a little bit. He wanted to curse you for making him feel this way, but he couldn’t bring himself to do so when you looked so happy in this moment. “Ok, ok! I still have the rest of the song to learn love.” He said, giggling as you rolled your eyes. 

“I can’t cheer my boyfriend on when he learns something new?” you ask. Now it was your turn to laugh when he rolled his eyes.

“Not what I meant love. So, what chords next?” He asked curiously. And that’s what went on for the next half hour. You and Wilbur making jokes a long the way and you making fun of him for having clumsy fingers when they slipped of the strings. Both of you not realizing the looks of total admiration the other gives them. As you teach Wilbur the strumming pattern, you couldn’t help but admire how cute he looked when focused. You never got tired of him, always wanting more of him. To hold his hands. To hug him. To just be around him and hear his voice. If that’s all you could have in the world, it would be enough. He is your world and so much more. 

Your thoughts are interrupted as a hand meets your thigh. You look up at Wilbur to see him looking at you concerned. 

“Love? Are you ok, I lost you there for a sec-” You cut him off before he could think about finishing.

“I love you.” You said with the most loving and caring tone you had. His eyes widened and froze. You then got over the lovesick glaze that took over your being and realized what you said. 

“Shit! I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have said anything, it’s probably way too soon! I-” You got cut off by a pair of lips meeting yours. You tensed for a couple seconds, but then relaxed when you realized what was happening. The kiss was full of love, longing, frustration even from wanting to say those three words out loud but always being afraid too.

You both backed away when you couldn’t breath any longer. You rested your forehead on his and sighed out a breathy laugh. You looked up into his eyes and smiled.

He bit his lip and smiled. “I love you too. So much. Holy shit! You don’t know how long i’ve been wanting to say that!” He says with a smile as bright as the sun. You laugh loudly as he tackles you back on the couch and holds you tightly. 

Once you both settle down, he tilts his head up and looks at you. You both look into each others eyes for a good minute, both of you saying so much with just your expressions. But you being you, you couldn’t help but boop his nose with your tongue (PLEASE TELL ME PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN!) He looked at you with the most offended look he could muster. Slowly, you felt fingers start moving in a tickling motion on your torso. Before you could do anything, Wilbur starts tickling you as he puts his head in your neck. You start laughing hysterically as he continues, but soon your pleading him to stop.

“Please!.. Please, Please Will stop! Oh My God!” You said while laughing as he continued.

“Nope, not until you apologize for licking me!” He said, not slowing his motions down at all. 

“I didn’t even lick YOU! Ok! I’m sorry Wil! I’m sorry for licking you!” You said as you try to catch your breath. You run your fingers through his hair, carefully unknotting it as you go.

“Your evil.” You say while laughing. Will lifts his head from your neck and smirks at you. 

“But you love it, don’t you?” He said getting closer every second. Before you could say anything, Wil kissed you hard but passionately. At this point the kiss was all teeth from how much you were smiling and laughing at him.

“Ok, ok lover boy! You still have a song to play for me.” You said while holding his face.

“Well then.... if I play, you sing?” He asked

“Deal.” You said smiling at him. 

#wilbur soot x reader #wilbur soot #wilbur dream smp #wilbur mcyt #wilbur soot imagine #wilbur x you #x reader

[emojellyace08]

Lookism Random Headcannons (Because why not?)

Read the recent chapter recently and I am excited about the King of Soul's entrance (if ever)

Daniel watches anime since he thinks it's more entertaining than dramas. At some point he also wanted to become a manga artist but quickly gave up on it. His favorite is probably the classics (Naruto, One Piece, One Punch Man, DBZ, and he also likes the recent ones.)

Zack and Johan used to watch WWE matches together while Mira scolds them that they scream too loud when they're watching Royal Rumble lmao.

Undertaker was Johan's favorite WWE wrestler but thinking about it makes Johan embarrassed since he doesn't want to be seen as an edge lord or "emo or a goth" lol. Zack Lee's favorites are probably Edge, Brock Lesnar, and Randy Orton (idk I watch a little bit of WWE in my free time don't blame me).

Since Jay lived mostly alone in his apartment for who knows how long, he was thought by his butler to cook his own food since he doesn't really want to depend on them fully and make them exhausted. (Plus he's mostly bored, so why not cook and bake?) He almost burned his apartment once trying to fry an egg at first.

Hudson might not admit it but he also binges anime like Daniel. He believes that Makima sucks and the ones who defends her are simps (I mean she's a well written antagonist but her personality is a no).

Goo Kim = Cat Girl/ Cat Boy enthusiast (likes wearing low-budgeted cosplays A LOT for his own entertainment).

Goo Kim had stolen Gun's credit cards for his own shopping spree. Not once, not twice, but MANY TIMES.

Samuel might not admit it but he actually likes Jake and Big Deal. He just keeps denying it because of his ego issues.

Jerry had once owned a winter dwarf pet hamster. He properly took care for it for like 2 years and named her Bisky. But since hamsters have short lifespans, it died later on and he cried and didn't sleep well the following days since he missed her deeply. The shrine of it is still staying still on his backyard and he mostly replaces the flowers everyday or i he's not busy to pay tribute to her.

Daniel wanted to learn how to play the guitar or a ukulele but since his mom was struggling with their budget he cannot ask her to buy him one.

Jay can play drums (and teaches Daniel when having sleep overs!)

Mary can play bass and a little bit of guitar. And she secretly listens to rock, metal, and the alternative style of music since she doesn't want to be teased as emo by Vin the asshole lmao.

Avril Lavigne is the reason why Mary dyed her hair blonde you can't change my mind (not forcing you but listen to her music IT'S SO GOOD). She would like to have a friend (if not a girl friend not a girlfriend) who shares the same music taste with her to start a band.

Zack and Vin Jin used to bully kids on Roblox to boost their ego (Zack stopped because of his character development but probably Vin still does it lol).

Younger Kouji had once ate lots of candies and sweets to be "smart like L" from Death Note but almost got diabetes.

Gun and DG wears lip balms to keep their lips plump and smooth. DG had once teased Gun about being a model while Gun just smirks about it.

Mira SECRETLY LIKES Ayesha Erotica's music because of the edits on TikTok but since it's mostly explicit she's refraining to add her compositions on her Spotify playlists.

Since Vasco is mostly hardworking, there are times that he passes the exams (with the help of Jace and other Burn Knuckle members). But he just cannot push himself more to pass the Mathematics exams.

Eli had once tried to kiss Warren after their fight because of his innocence and curiosity before all the Hostel Drama. (I personally don't ship them but I just feel like it's something past Eli would do). They both cringe when they both remember it.

Doo Lee was once a Twitter influencer but because of his past dramas he was cancelled in social media.

Jibeom accidentally smashed Jihan's face when they were little when they are trying to imitate WWE stunts. Jichang was surprised to see his little brother's teeth getting cracked and falling off and he just didn't cried (it was Jibeom who shed tears because of guilt lol).

Crystal is a big fan of "vintage-core" or everything around the older eras because she believes that it doesn't only represents the beauty and evolution of human pop-culture but it also represents history. She always won on auctions to buy antique stuff and mostly donate it on museums to preserve it's structure while she kept some on her room. She almost got canceled by bidding on an authentic Marilyn Monroe's lipstick but she later on posted on Twitter that she donated it on a museum (which is not a fake news).

Gun doesn't eat too much fast-food products because he believes it's unhealthy and has chemicals to make the customers' crave for more (Goo teases him about this by dramatically eating an order of a large McDonald's French Fries in front of his annoyed face).

Ryuhei never kissed a woman in his life because of his nervousness. He secretly was weirded out by it so he lies that he had slept with many women to not be bullied by other people.

Vasco doesn't know how to properly wear a watch and a belt (ngl same I'm that stupid). He also doesn't know how to tie his shoe lace.

Jace prefers dark-chocolate rather than milk or white chocolate. Because he believes that since it has more cocoa content it can boost more of his energy and sharpen his mind and focus especially when taking his exams and quizzes.

Sally's favorite color was purple as she planned to dye her hair with her color of choice with a mix of indigo. But since she's afraid that it won't suit her, she changed her plans and went on to dye her hair with strawberry pink. She didn't expected it to look magnificent on her since Warren complimented her, so after that her favorite color was switched to baby or strawberry pink.

Mitsuki thinks that K-Pop music is cringe but she secretly has BTS, Twice, and Blackpink on her Spotify playlists. Ryuhei found out about this and she was pissed off up until this day lol.

Doo Lee once had a girlfriend who uses him for the money. She later on cheated with a new "handsome and charming" guy and when Doo found out he was FURIOUS. He later on was captured on camera beating the dude and when people found out he was canceled again on social media (pretty privileges never ends). He later on begged Daniel and Duke to make an apology video for him which looks so weird and scripted since Doo was pushing them. But luckily the drama heated down.

Magami Kenta's favorite vape flavors are watermelon, strawberry, and coffee.

Joy is very talented and skilled with nail art and she sells her products in a decent price even if it's REALLY DETAILED and well-crafted.

Sinu Han is a COMIC BOY FAN. Whether it's DC Comics, Marvel Comics, or even manga he's going to buy it. He later on posted on Twitter about how Gojo shouldn't have died since he relates to him so much (he was later on bullied by Samuel that he sounds like a weeb lmao).

#lookism fic #lookism headcanons

[naavispider]

Hope this isn’t too random, but a super fluffy idea popped into my head recently and I thought you’d like it:

Remember how in “If you playin me”, Spider likes to play old music on his Ukulele? (or was it a guitar?)

What if he started playing a song that he only knows the notes for, but it happens to be one of Quaritch’s favorite songs, so he starts humming, then hesitantly signing the lyrics, all while Spider can’t believe his ears.

I thought of this while hearing the song “I Walk the Line”, since it gave me Quaritch vibes, but there are a lot of songs that could work.

Anyways, sorry again if this is random, but your fics literally live rent free in my head!

Hey! I am so sorry it's taken me so long to reply! You're right it was a ukulele! 💞 I'd not listened to this song before, but now I have and I love it!

Spider strummed the first chord experimentally, listening to the sound thoughtfully before figuring out a strumming pattern that fit. He had a song in mind, but he hadn't played it in years. He could barely remember the words, but the plucking pattern was so distinctive that once the melody had reoccurred in his mind, he couldn't get it out of his head. He experimented plucking until he found the right sound, and began to hum the tune softly.

He was in a secluded spot near the clearing, passing the time while the rest of the squad cooked the yerik that they'd caught earlier that day. He wasn't supposed to go beyond the treeline, but Spider figured Quaritch wouldn't be too pressed that he'd strayed a little further than normal. He just wanted some privacy.

So it was with a gasp that he spun around at the sound of Quaritch's voice behind him. Immediately he stopped playing, begging his human skin not to flush with embarassment. He hated being snuck up upon.

"Why d'you stop?" Quaritch chuckled softly, eyeing him with what Spider assumed was a patronising glance.

Spider huffed. "Some jackass interrupted me." He turned back around on his fallen tree trunk, showing the Colonel his back and hoping he'd take the hint.

He waited, expecting Quaritch to make a snarky retort and head back to the fire, but there was no sound of movement. Annoyed, he turned back around. "What?"

Quaritch had taken a seat on a different log, with an expectant look on his face. "I'm waiting for you to continue," he said.

Spider laughed sarcastically. "Yeah. Okay. Wait all night then."

"Did you forget the words?" Quaritch asked.

Spider was so disarmed by the question, it took him a moment to form a response. "What? No." What was the guy's problem? Spider just wanted to be left alone.

What happened next was so unexpected that Spider didn't quite know how to feel about it. Quaritch spoke the words that Spider had been searching for ever since the damn melody swam its way back from his memory.

"I keep a close watch on this heart of mine, I keep my eyes wide open all the time I keep the ends out for the tie that binds Because you're mine, I walk the line..."

Spider was shocked. "How do you know that?"

Quaritch laughed. "Am I not allowed to enjoy music? Johnny Cash was a great artist."

Spider threw him a look of utter annoyance. He'd always liked this song. He wasn't sure when he first heard it, but it was wayyy back in his childhood. The fact that Quaritch also liked it? That wasn't fair.

He sniffed. "It's pretty boring, actually."

"Is that why you've been trying to play it for the past hour?"

Spider sighed, bringing a hand up to run it through his hair. The man was too much. "Will you leave me alone or not?" The sounds of the recoms chatting shit around the fire and laughing at Mansk's new roasting suggestions beckoned them both to return.

"Sure, kid," Quaritch rumbled, though not before pausing for a moment to ruffle Spider's hair, successfully displacing the locs he'd just tried to smooth down.

Spider let his scowl reply for him, biting back a retort as Quaritch left him to it, traipsing back through the undergrowth to the centre of camp. He waited until he was definitely back out of earshot before returning to the ukulele.

"I keep a close watch on this heart of mine..."

#miles spider socorro #recom quaritch #avatar the way of water #sorry if you saw this before I finished it #i accidentally pressed post too soon #like a clown #anyways #if you saw that no you didn't #avatar 2 #atwow #colonel quaritch #oneshot #my stuff #avatar fanfic #miles quaritch #awow

[letstalkwhump]

Let's Talk Whump

Let's Talk Whump is a series of interviews with the wonderful members of the whump community. I'm Malice and I'll be your host. Joining us today is the one and only @oddsconvert !

Welcome to Let’s Talk Whump! Do you mind sharing a little about yourself?

Hi there, I’m Shannon! I’m a 21 year old psychology and criminology graduate from the UK! My favourite colour is yellow. I basically have a zoo of pets bahaha; I have four cats, a dog, a rabbit, two rats, three fish and two tarantulas (not mine - they terrify the life out of me!)

When I’m not whumping and traumatising my fictional babies, I love to crochet, listening to/playing music (I play piano, guitar, clarinet and ukulele), and I’m currently teaching myself to draw…for whump purposes ;)

What does whump mean to you? 

For me, whump is freedom and release. Not only is it enjoyable, almost like scratching an itch? But it’s cathartic, and what I now see as a healthy coping mechanism for managing difficult feelings and a way to navigate my own trauma. Although, looking back, whump has been something that’s always been an interest of mine since early childhood, and has stuck ever since! Like rewinding disney films when the princes get tied up ahahah.

And also the comfort element of whump, I think it also helps me explore wants and desires in my own life. Writing my caretakers and their fierce protectiveness, and unconditional care over whumpees feels like it heals a part of me that maybe needed that at times. It gives you such a heartwarming feeling when you see these characters go through hell and back, and have someone to fall on at the end who will be there through thick and thin, regardless how choppy the water gets. 

And how did you find the whump community? What made you want to join? 

I used to scour pinterest for writing prompts! I only ever wrote in private, I’ve never EVER shared my work publicly before and never dreamed I would. But the more and more whumpy pins I was saving I was like “hmmm. These all come from the same site! Let’s go check that out” and then I scrolled the  #whump tag for endless hours instead of doing my university dissertation. I remember coming across @deluxewhump and @darkthingshappen first!

At first I joined as a faceless, lurking blog. I really wanted to hop in and join all the creators I was loving so far but I was terrified. I think I had a bio as something like “working up the courage to post.” And then some lovely anon sent me my first ask saying they’d love to see what I’d post! And I slowly crept out of my shell and bit by bit started building my profile and adding my name and posting my whump drabbles!

Pinterest whump prompts gang rise up! That’s exactly how I found the community too! Has your view on whump changed since you joined? 

I used to be ashamed of liking whump. Like it was some dirty little secret that made me a terrible person and I should keep it to myself. Hide it at all costs. Since joining, and interacting with this world-wide community of whump enjoyers, I realised it’s not something that should be taboo. If anything, it almost feels normal! Look how many thousands love it! And every single whump creator I’ve had the pleasure of meeting has been so kind, supportive and such genuine people! 

It really feels like coming home when you find the whump community and realise you’re not a weirdo! Would you like to share your favourite whump tropes? 

I’ve definitely discovered more about my whump taste! I used to just purely like captivity whump, usually with creepy/intimate whumpers. That was always my go to. Now? I’ve discovered SO many tropes I never even knew about and love! BBU?! Pet whump, whumper turned whumpee, bad caretaker, vampire whump, sickfics, hero/villain and so much more! 

Non-optional, you have to share a favourite piece you've written? Hype yourself up, we want to hear it!

Without a doubt, my first ever chapter of ‘Shattered’ - my bloodbag whumpee/vampire whump series. I’m usually very self-critical of my writing, but I really love how this one came out and how well it was written. I pretty much never get whumperflies off my own writing, but my poor sweet Declan - just living dead and the way Vince is forced to take care of him. 

But also honorary mention - my latest chapter of ‘Play Pretend’ . Play Pretend is my baby, and it was the first chapter of this series I had beta’d by my wonderful friend @whumpcereal and I felt like she just took it to the next level and kicked it up a notch. Josh’s fear and exhaustion came to life and I really enjoyed writing his inner monologue!

You weren’t kidding about the whumperflies in “Shattered”! Hot damn! What's your writing schedule usually look like? 

Night time for sure! Dead of night - 3am most often ahaha. I’m a night owl, through and through. I’ll try and write in the day and nothing comes and then night comes and I’m like brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, whole chapter done! I usually have some music on in the background, sometimes I make a specific playlist for whatever vibe I’m feeling! And I mostly write when the inspiration strikes, as much as I can get out until the motivation vanishes.

And do you find that the words flow better for somethings than others?

For me, I find it really easy to write my creepy/intimate whumper scenes. For Play Pretend, writing Felix’s deranged and creepy obsession with Josh just comes so naturally (maybe I should be concerned…). The way he’s so unsettling but so adoring with how he speaks to Josh and touches him, I could write it in a heartbeat.

More recently I’ve been trying to delve into the nsfw portions of whump and writing. But I’m a newbie with it, and I really struggle with writing it or making it sound good. 

Is there anything you're working on at the moment?

My usual schedule swings around, I update my series in an order. It tends to be, A Taste of Your Own Medicine, Shattered, then Play Pretend - and I’ve just updated ATOYOM so Shattered is up next! I’m primarily working on a flashback chapter with August currently! But I dot in and out of future chapters too.

I also have planned future whump series to come whenever my current ones finish up! But that’s a little while off yet. 

Give us some writing advice. Bless us with your wisdom, oh awesome one!!!!!

I WILL SCREAM THIS FROM THE ROOFTOPS - WRITE FOR YOU!

Never ever write based on what you think people like/don’t like.  The absolute joy in writing is the freedom in putting the pen to paper, or cursor to doc , and just letting your imagination run wild. Your audience is out there. People that will love and cheer for your writing, and I think you can really tell when an author has enjoyed and had fun with what they’ve written. There’s no good in getting bogged down with what others think. 

Write for you, post for you, and if others hop along for the ride - all the better!

Is there anyone you’d like to give a shout-out to?

I love absolutely everyone in this community, I’m gonna tag so many people - my besties alongside some of my favourite blogs and creators. Ily all you talented people. 

@whumpcereal @darkthingshappen @sparrowsage @quietly-by-myself @whumpsday @for-the-love-of-angst @emmettnet @turn-the-tables-on-them @yetanotheraltwhumpblog @kira-the-whump-enthusiast @pigeonwhumps @whumpshaped @t0rture-me @ha-ha-one @not-a-space-alien @whump-queen @justsomewhumpee @livelaughwhump @writereleaserepeat and I’M PROBABLY MISSING SOME BUT YOU’RE ALL AWESOME

Finally, anything you'd like to add? 

The whump community has quickly started to feel like home to me, I have a lotta love for whumpblr and every soul I’ve met here! Thank you so much for having me and to whoever nominated me!

It’s been a pleasure! 

Happy whumping, people!

Thank you so much for joining us today, @oddsconvert! And to all you awesome folk at home, have a whump-derful day!

[iiibxtrflyy]

Come Inside Of My Heart

Australia was hot in February. 

Strange compared to places such as Korea which were frigid in the early months, but because Australia lay in the Southern Hemisphere - it was a lot hotter than other countries in the months beginning the year.

You started to regret coming to the cafe by St. Kilda Beach. The beach was crowded, the weather pleasant enough for hordes of people to travel from around Melbourne and the surrounding areas to relax by the sea side. Paying no one attention, you dutifully started at the Mint Chocolate ice cream, melting slowly in the tub in front of you.

Everything reminded you of her.  

One of your closest friends leaving you made you heart clench almost painfully. You had started to burry yourself in work, hoping to distract your mind from her. It was all in vain, memories of her resurfaced forcefully.

Right now, the memory of her forcing you to try Hawaiian pizza made you chuckle. You still hated it, but maybe a little less - since she enjoyed it. Then, the memory of walking around Melbourne on an evening just like this, pinkies linked. She told you so awful jokes, which made you cringe and laugh. She would complain about the warm weather, while you basked in the sun’s rays, laughing at her pout.

She was passionate about music, for as long you could remember. She always carried around her ukulele, becoming obsessed with playing it after learning how to do so during music class in Elementary school. She serenaded you with your favourite songs, her melodious voice sounding sweet in your ears. Her gift for music inspired you to become interested, taking up the guitar in your early teenage years. Many hours were spent together, singing to One Direction and playing on your guitar and ukulele respectively.

When she departed to Korea, she told you to keep playing the guitar, and to never forget her.

How could you ever forget her?

She was you first everything.

First friend.

First person you attended a concert with.

First music partner.

First crush.

You hated yourself slightly. How disgusting that you liked your friend. She was just being polite, but when she held your hand and hugged you - your stupid little heart always jumped. You were stubborn, finding confessing feelings hard - so you decided to create the perfect song to act as a love letter. In her absence, she would probably never see it. She resided eleven hours and fifty seven minutes away, with a two hour difference of time zone. Churning out lyrics, guitar tunes and beat mash ups, you worked tirelessly. Till the perfect song was produced.

Titled; ‘Come Inside Of My Heart’.

Lamenting your feelings of attraction, but narrating how your personality kept your true thoughts and feelings away from her. Begging her to forgive you for your walls built around your mind in an act to protect yourself, which hurt her on many occasions. You invited her into your heart, the key to your innermost fears and emotions.

It was a place only she could see. 

Your song was extremely popular on social media, many people your age relating to your conflicting emotions about someone you loved a lot, but found difficult to confess your overwhelming feelings too.

It was just your luck when you were casted by a major company. Deserving a much needed break from school and music, you and your family travelled to Korea. While shopping, you were approached by a woman, who handed you a business card. It read Big - Hit Entertainment. You stared, puzzled that you knew that company name before. It then hit you. The Big Hit Global Audition in October 2019. She passed it and then moved to Korea in the New Year. 

Would you be reunited with her? It was a stretch, but worth trying. 

You wanted to see Hanni again. 

#hanni x reader #newjeans x reader #prolouge #soloist reader #come inside of my heartttt

[astridthevalkyrie]

Omg can you please do more of drunk Levi being the biscuit? It’s so cute

referencing this lil drabble right here. thrilled that you guys liked this so much because i thought it was the dumbest thing ever lmao. but yeah anyways this is months later but I’m trying desperately to actually reduce my inbox size.

he's a fucking moron. a complete, utter ass.

a biscuit. what the actual shit was he thinking?

well, he wasn't thinking, which answers most questions. he was drunk. which, Levi vows, will never happen again, not in this lifetime. how he actually drank enough to beat his incredible tolerance is beyond him.

regardless of the how, you are now in front of him, eating breakfast, tea and biscuits that you're dipping with an awkward smile on your face, and fuck, he's really screwed things up now, hasn't he?

the headache isn't helping either. he thinks his head's about to split open.

"thanks for inviting me," you say, swallowing, "where's farlan?"

"kicked him out," he mumbles gruffly. "he was playing his dumb ukulele to wake me up."

you laugh softly, and it almost makes the headache worth it. "i think that's his way of showing you he cares. did you at least let him have breakfast first?"

levi nods, choosing not to say that he'd actually venmoed farlan cash so that he would leave the house and have breakfast at ihop (farlan’s eyes have never shone brighter)

he’d have inevitably said something that would land levi in a shittier situation than he’s already in

“um,” you begin—from your tone, levi dreads what follows. “so, about last night…”

“sorry for making you drag me back home,” he apologizes immediately. “next time, you can just call farlan or isabel, or even erwin—“

“not hange?” you cut in teasingly.

“never hange.”

that makes you laugh, and levi’s stomach does a little victory lap. he’s being stupid. this is one of his best friends sitting in front of him, not some stranger.

“that’s sweet, although I don’t mind taking you home.” you smile sweetly. “actually, i wanted to ask if you remember anything you said last night.”

yes. “no.”

your brows raise dubiously, and your lips purse in a way that makes him want to kiss that doubtful look off your face. “somehow, I don’t believe that.”

“believe it.”

“c’mon, levi, I know that you weren’t blackout drunk or anything.”

“it was all dark…”

“you’re so dramatic!”

“because I don’t remember?”

“because you’re pretending like you don’t remember!”

“I’m not in love with you!” the words leave him defensively, as he curls back into his chair.

there. the biggest lie of the morning.

slowly, you stand, and walk over to him. nothing on your face betrays that what he said penetrated your thick, beautiful skull.

“well, that sucks.” you take a biscuit from his plate and dip half of it in the tea, taking it out at the perfect time, so that it’s warm and soft but won’t fall on the table.

then you hold it up to his lips and it’s stupid, really. it’s not intentional, more instinct. he opens his mouth for you, letting you give him a bite. something he’d never let any of the rest of his friends do. something he’d only ever trust you to do.

“it’s too bad,” you say, “because all my favorite breakfast foods have honey, so I’m pretty sure I’m a bee. and—and you make me buzz, you know?”

there’s a pause.

“did you just call me your honey?” levi asks disbelievingly.

“you called me a biscuit!”

“when I was drunk, and it was still a better metaphor—jesus, honey doesn’t even make bees buzz.”

“I like you.” you cross your arms with a scowl. “there, at least I can say it sober.”

levi scoffs, trying to ignore the blush spreading across his cheeks. “yeah, in the worst way possible.”

for a beat, the both of you glare at each other.

then you scoff exasperatedly and say, “are you going to kiss me or did you kick farlan out of the house just for being annoying?”

“the latter,” levi declares, before standing, cupping your cheeks, and pressing his lips to yours.

#levi x reader #levi ackerman #levi ackerman x reader #aot #aot x reader #valkyrie stories

[talesfromsiteredacted]

Things Doctor Alto Clef is No Longer Permitted to Do On Site

As ordered by Site Command, O5 Counsel, The Administrator, several SCPs, and generally everyone who ever met the man, Doctor Alto Clef is no longer permitted to do the following:

Not allowed to point at anyone and state "Someone tell 049 quickly, here's a clear case of the Pestilence if I ever saw one!"

Not allowed to give anything with artificial sweeteners to 999. Poor little blob had a horrible stomachache after the infamous episode with the sugar-free gummy bears. Incidentally, the cleaning bill is coming out of your pay.

Not allowed to suggest anomalies to "reeducate" or "reclassify". We know how you'd prefer to classify 682, but it can't be done. And a more intelligent person would stop trying.

Not allowed to smile at staff or anomalies "in a threatening way". Frankly, you're lucky Agent Markovich only gave you a black eye.

Not allowed to "menace" staff with that damned ukulele. But feel free to torture the Chaos Insurgency to your warped heart's delight; those guys are assholes who can not just eat a bag of dicks, but choke on them.

Speaking of bags of dicks... stop sending them to Doctor Bright. His entire desk is overladen with gummy genitalia.

Not allowed to suggest movies to Doctor Bright. The "SCP Fight Club" was your fault, a bad idea all round, and got much worse once 076-2 tagged in.

Not allowed to read bedtime stories to any children on site. We do NOT need another incident of " Where's My Cow?"

Not allowed to tell D-Class that 096 "just needs a hug" and "he's not so scary, just sing to him and you'll be fine".

Not allowed to suggest Site Spirit Day ideas. Yes, Daganronpa is a great series. But... no one wants to live in Hope's Peak Academy, if only for one day. And the Monokumas were just overdoing it.

Not allowed to follow Doctor Gears around with a music app set to "Mr. Roboto" by Styx. Doctor Gears is NOT a robot or any variant thereof.

Not allowed to cook for anyone. Seriously, those pancakes were so hard you could use them as clay pigeons, and somehow the bacon was so raw the pig didn't even notice it was missing yet.

No more gurney racing! We get more than enough injuries on site to begin with.

Not allowed to dress the anomalies. 173 may not have cared about the wig and dress, but we dare you to try it on 076-2 or 106 if you're THAT bored.

Not allowed to start sing-alongs. You know what you did.

Not allowed to barter, buy, sell, lease, or rent souls. How do you even rent a soul? Never mind, that's a rabbit hole best avoided.

Alcohol is not permitted on site. Even if Doctor Bright drives us to drink. Where did the vodka even come from?

Not allowed to request alcohol from 294. Just in case.

Not allowed to use his ukulele as a melee weapon. Just play it, whomever is attacking will surrender instead of hearing that.

Not allowed to create improvised explosives. Kung Pao Chicken does NOT require gunpowder. How did you even turn a live chicken into a clucking grenade?

Not allowed to practice horticulture. Combustible lemons were bad enough, but making them insult you as they hit you is a bit much.

Not allowed to "decommission" anomalies without authorization from above. Doctor Bright does not count. Doctor Gears does count, but he's not likely to agree.

Not allowed to refer to new hires as "fresh meat for the grinder". First... creepy much, Alto? Second, it's just cruel.

No more than 75 kills per day. Sorry, but in this economy ANY help is hard to find, especially good help.

Not allowed to feed the anomalies marijuana brownies. We don't even know how 073 was even able to eat it due to his properties. But seeing 682 stoned was funny. Who knew the big nearly undead bastard had a plethora of dad jokes? Not the three D-Class who nearly died laughing. Still, don't do it again.

For the last damn time... 714 is NOT a Green Lantern Power Ring, we have no such item, there is no Power Battery hidden in the Keter Wing, and you should stop telling staff and D-Class this. We're losing 6 people a day to this nonsense.

Not allowed to refer to his exploding poultry as "chicken riggies", no matter how humorous it may be.

Not allowed to go "undercover" in the women's restrooms, showers, or lockerrooms on site. No, not even for "research". Especially not for THAT kind of "research". Get a RealDoll, Alto!

Not allowed to encourage Doctor Bright in his shenanigans. Does Jack Bright really need encouragement like that?

Not allowed to perform unauthorized tests on staff or anomalies. Putting a "Free Hugs" sign on 049's back was not funny, and if 049 hadn't noticed who knows what would happen.

Not allowed to point at staff in hazmat gear and chant "Unclean. Unclean." Especially not around 049.

"More shotguns" will not solve all problems. Stop suggesting it.

There will NEVER be a "Dress Like a Ninja" day here. Stop trying to make it happen.

Not allowed to "rent" out his services as a "divorce mediator". No one needs your kind of mediation.

No stalking the staff. Period. No, not even if they're a suspected security risk.

If it's on the Bright List, don't. And stop suggesting new ideas to him.

There are no maps for the Wanderer's Library. Please stop selling them.

Jello shots do not typically involve firearms.

Stop referring to Bright Duty as "Witless Protection".

Not allowed to show episodes of "The Twilight Zone" to anomalies. Ferdinand is still looking for that damned cookbook.

#scp foundation #tales from site redacted #dr clef

[gowoelfinneniguess]

The Best (or Worst) Pick-up Lines

Pia: Okay, I’ll start. Are you ready?

Feli: Yes

Pia: I have a pen and I’m looking for a phone number. Imagine all the possibilities

Feli: Can you look me in the eyes next time? So that I can really feel it. Can you repeat it?

Pia: Yeah okay. You gotta open your eyes if you want eye contact though! I have a pen, you have a phone number. Just imagine all the possibilities!

Feli: Wow

Pia: Would you give me your number after that?

Feli: Nah, and I wouldn’t give you a pen either

Pia: You’re supposed to read it right away!

Feli: Hey sweet pastry, are you looking for a filling?

Feli: I’m just getting ready emotionally

Pia: I’m just gonna read it aloud, it’s a long one.

Feli: Imagine you’re at a bar and you meet someone and you’re like “let me just get my paper…”

Pia: Excuse me, my friend over there is a little shy. He would like to know your phone number so he’ll know where to reach me tomorrow morning.

Feli: That’s so bad.

Feli: Okay, wow. That’s quite the essay. I can’t look into your eyes for that.

Pia: I will feel it anyway.

Feli: Can I borrow your phone for a second? I have to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.

Pia: Wait, is there more?

Feli: No. I just wanted to state that this was the worst one yet.

Feli: I’m hanging onto your every word

Pia: I’m with the TÜV [car safety agency], can I inspect your honkers?

Feli: We heard that from Jo once, cause she’s always at the TÜV (???). Jo Wedemeyer–it’s an inside joke.

Pia: Oh god. I haven’t recovered yet, but it’s okay, go on.

Pia: Are you gonna fall to your knees?

Feli: No, just stay there. Wait, what was it again?

Pia: Should I hold it up?

Feli: Hey, do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk in one more time?

Pia: You could go on Bauer sucht Frau with that *banter about reality tv* it was great acting.

Feli: Thank you.

Pia: Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve ever looked for.

Feli: For your bachelor or for your master’s thesis? Eh, that one’s okay.

Pia: Of course there are many other search engines.

Feli: This one’s nice: I’m so bad in bed you have to experience it to believe it

Both: Okay…well…yeah…you can…yeah...

Pia: Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?

Feli: Yeees, there it is! Nah, it was alright actually.

Feli: Mind telling me your name?

Pia: Pia

Feli: I need it for- I need it for my Chris- nah. I’ll start over! Mind telling me your name?

Pia: Pia

Feli: Pia. That takes me out of it a little bit.

Pia: I’ll stop.

Feli: Mind telling me your name? Not Pia! I have to write it down on my list for Santa.

Pia: Wow, that took three attempts.

Feli: I can’t concentrate anymore.

Pia: If you were a potato, you would be a sweet potato

Both: That one’s cute!

Feli: From Edeka. Oh no, this is not an ad!

Pia: Definitely organic.

Feli: Are your legs not tired? You’ve been walking through my head all night [=you’ve been on my mind]

Pia: How many steps?

Feli: At least 10,000.

Pia: If you’re here, who’s up in heaven playing the harp?

Feli: Ukulele

Pia: I’ll sing

Feli: But you already said I fell from the sky

Pia: Yeah, you’re here, and who’s playing ther harp up there?

Feli: I see, you’re right.

Feli: Well, that’s a classic: did you park in the wrong spot? Because I’m here to tow you [to tow, “abschleppen” is slang for taking someone home]

Pia: Oh god.

Feli: Boring.

Pia: Do you think any of these work?

Feli: I think so, yes. Write it down in the comments if any of you have found the love of your life this way.

Pia: That would be interesting.

Feli: I don’t know of anyone.

Pia: Me neither. They don't work on me either!

Pia: When god made you he was definitely showing off.

Feli: Nobody has ever told me that!

Pia: Last one?

Feli: If you were a president, you would be BABE-raham Lincoln. Uh-huh. Well.

Pia: Which one’s your favourite? I know mine.

Feli: You know yours?

Pia: Of mine. I can’t remember all of yours.

Feli: Tell me please

Pia: “I’m with the TÜV, can I inspect your honkers” that one’s hilarious

Feli: YOU MAY NOT but yes that’s a good one. I liked number five. “I’m so bad in bed you have to experience it to believe it”. It’s a little self deprecating. That’s pretty cute.

Pia: The one I would most likely use is the sweet potato

Feli: Use?! I would only ever use the headline: "Valentine’s Day pick up lines, intern, common," And that’s going in the video.

Pia: Thank you for listening. Have a nice Valentine’s Day!

Feli: To you and your loved ones

Pia: The ones you don’t need to pick up anymore

#pia wolter #feli rauch #Youtube

[mockiery]

Runs to your inbox! Jumps in! Hi! (gives you a lil Steven wave)

Could you tell us one of your favorite Soft Moon Knight Hours headcanons for Marc?

(runs away to play "fetch" with a jackal, Nandor v Toby style)

heheheheheh soft marc hc you say? my friend you know how to cater to my needs.

I'm also lumping this in with an anon ask that tumblr ate about something that the three of them all like to do together, because its on my mind. But.

Music. As people, Marc, Steven, and Jake are pretty different, and while I think they'd have a good time supporting the other's pursuing their interests and listening (Steven infodumping on a trip to a museum, Marc at a baseball game or talking Star Wars or Space ((take that hc from my cold, dead hands)), Jake explaining the inner workings of a car, erc), music is one of those things that's so intrinsically human, it beings us together.

I've talked some about Jake and music and within the replies of @bammtoris 's art about their music taste, but.

As far as what they can play? Steven, I feel, would dabble with piano primarily, maybe even a ukulele he has ukulele boy vibes, fight me . Jake, as I've talked about, is a good guitar player, and I think he'll play a piano if you put one in front of him too. Marc knows a little piano and guitar from his youth. Just chords, really, but I think if given the chance, he'd play some guitar from time to time. But.

But where Marc shines? Singing. Something in the way how, when no one is around, it's one of the few ways he can just. Let out what he's been holding in.

His singing? It's soft, it's full, it's emotional. It builds in intensity as he goes. He can only really do some simple chords on guitar/piano, but his voice? His voice more than makes up for it; it's the centerpiece.

He wouldn't know that though. For him, it's a release, something he keeps to himself. He'd rather do anything else but sing, perform, anything like that for other people.

The first time Layla hears him sing it isn't intentional. He's singing to himself, alone, and is so deeply into it that despite his constant head-on-a-swivel disposition, he doesn't hear her get home/come up to their place. And she hears him, really hears him. cough cough being seen who? cough And she waits outside the door, not wanting to startle him, because he's clearly not aware of her and she knows not to sneak up on him. But also. She just wants to listen. And if she's honest with herself, this might be the most emotionally vulnerable he's ever sounded. It almost feels wrong listening.

But a while later, she tries to work it into conversation, really wishing to hear it again, hear him again, this time with his permission. And he pushes the idea away and she let's him. She let's it go. But it sits with him. And sits with him. And he practices.

He picks a song and he practices and practices it, for her. And he surprises her on their anniversary.

When she cries, he freaks out, putting the guitar down and rushing to her, apologizing and apologizing, but she takes his hands and then his face in hers and tells him to Shut up, no, that was beautiful. Thank you. I love you.

I love you.

#you asked for soft ur gonna get it my friend #recycling an old hc from some msgs from like a month ago bc i still stand by it and the world deserves soft marclayla #marclayla #soft mk hours #kier edition. lol #marc spector #moon knight #kier writes #honestly its a mini ficnit should go in that tag #send asks ily 💕

[carlosfruitsnacks]

"my little rockstar"

summary:

— Carlos was a straight-up rockstar, shredding on his electric guitar 24/7 and playing shows with his band until he met you at one of his gigs. He found himself besotted when he first heard you singing and playing the ukulele, ever since then he was forever longing for you to be his.

genre:

— fluff & modern au

notes:

— gender-neutral reader. I do not speak fluent Spanish and all of the Spanish here is translated from google, feel free to correct me.

warning/s:

— none

a/n:

— oh don't mind me i'm just projecting myself through this fic hehehe, shoutout to @pochi-moochika & @cahmilo for giving me this idea on discord lmao.

Sweat and steam were everywhere on the stage, but the crowd went berserk nonetheless. There were cheers, some were screaming the band's name. It almost seems surreal. Carlos grins to the audience as he exits the stage along with his band members. As soon as he enters the dressing room, he takes off his shirt full of sweat, he groans and throws the shirt to the other side of the room. Carlos lets out an exhausted sigh and lies shirtless on one of the couches, one of his bandmates joins him.

"Great show out there, Carlos"

"Likewise, Jaime"

Jaime, the band's bassist, smiles briefly at him before taking a quick nap. Another bandmate walks across the room to retrieve a bottle of water, Carlos nods to him.

"You fucking killed it out there, Matéo"

"Thanks, amigo. You're literally the MVP tonight"

"Of course, Camilo ain't shit on the guitar"

"Hey! I heard that!"

A voice belonging to Camilo, Carlos' twin brother, echoes from outside the dressing room. Matéo, the band's drummer, chuckles along with Carlos and proceeds to change his sweaty clothes. Tonight was one of their paid gigs, the money wasn't overflowing but it was enough to keep the band afloat. Carlos enjoyed playing the guitar and singing for the band anyways, if someone were to ask him, he thinks that his band will make it far enough to the point of earning a grammy, it just takes more time and effort. Gaining a large fanbase is just the first step to becoming successful.

Eventually, Carlos leaves the venue along with his brother, their mother is still probably going to scold them for coming home late despite telling her about the gig. As Carlos converses with Camilo, his guitar case slung over his shoulder, he catches a person coming out of his peripheral vision. He stops.

"Uh, hi Carlos! Do you mind giving me an autograph?"

The person says. Carlos looks at them reluctantly, he spots the blank page of a notebook and a marker in their hands. Camilo nudges his twin by the shoulder.

"Oh, yeah. Sure"

Carlos replies, five seconds delayed. He gently takes the person's marker and notebook and scribbles his fancy autograph he's been working on since fifth grade. He returns the items to them and notices the sparkle in their eyes.

"Oh my god, thank you so much! I've been a fan of yours since your first gig around town, you guys are fucking awesome!"

"Highly appreciate it...uh,  what's your name?"

"[Name]! I know I sound kinda familiar"

"Oh shit, you're my classmate! Well, thanks for being a huge fan, [Name]"

Carlos shoots [Name] a genuine smile, and they smiled back brightly. He slowly watches them give him a wave goodbye before disappearing across the street. Camilo looks at Carlos with a playful grin.

"Well would you look at that, your first-ever fan"

"Shut up, my fanbase is bigger than yours"

"How dare you! Mine's ten times larger!"

"Fuck off, your fans ain't loyal"

"Why you-"

The bickering between the brothers halts when they hear Camilo's ringtone going off. Camilo swiftly fished for his phone in his pocket and answered the call, it was from their mother.

"Where are you two?! It's way past midnight!"

"Lo siento mami, we're on our way home!"

The class was awfully slow for Carlos, he blew the hair out of his face and twirled the pen on his fingers. He had nothing to look forward to later since his next gig with his band was next month plus practice today was canceled due to an emergency from Jaime. He rests his chin on the palm of his hand and lets his eyes wander around. He catches a surprising figure of you, the person he met from his last gig, slouching on your seat and eyelids heavy. Carlos holds back a laugh when he watches you close your eyes and succumb to sleep midway through a lecture.

"[Surname]! My class is not your naptime!"

"GAH! I'm sorry sir!"

You bolted up from your seat, now fully awake as your teacher gives you a stern look before returning to the lecture. You pouted and looked around to see if anyone's laughing at you. Sure enough, you spot Carlos Madrigal biting his lip and preventing a cackle from escaping his lips. Your cheeks turn warm as you meet eyes with him, he offers a smirk and you return it with a playful roll of your eyes.

The fateful ring of the bell finally arrives, signaling the end of another school day. Carlos collects his things quickly, he swings his backpack over his shoulder and softly approached you. He sees you stuffing all of your things in your backpack chaotically, you turn to see him standing there and you gasped. Carlos speaks first.

"Hey"

"Oh, hey there, Carlos! Do you need something?"

"Not really, I was wondering if you wanna hang out?"

"Wait, with me? No way..."

"I kinda want to know more about my biggest fan"

Carlos casts you a friendly smile, something he seldomly does consider the constant scowl on his features. He finds the glittering excitement in your eyes adorable. You and he began leaving the school grounds and wandered around town, eating and chatting. Mostly you were the one who was blabbering about his band's amazing music, it was fascinating to watch you gush about his band. Throughout the day, Carlos has become fond of you, he was surprised that he wasn't annoyed by you.

Sooner, both of you separate ways before exchanging your social media. You got home with a giddy smile because your ultimate idol, who happened to be your all-time crush as well, decided to hang out with you today. You were losing it when you were alone in your room, literally screaming and jumping all over the place. Meanwhile, Carlos was tuning his guitar when he saw you online on discord, he was curious enough to put away his guitar.

Carlos bit his lip, honestly hesitant to send you a message. You're probably busy right now. He was taking too long to decide until he sees you go offline, and he frowns. Why does socializing come so hard for him? It took him half an hour to send you a message on discord, he chokes on his saliva when he sees you instantly go online the second he sends the message.

[name]: heyyy what's up?

carlos: nothing, i was just bored

[name]: wanna call? if you're down with it

carlos: ok

He answered your call and for a moment there was silence until he hears you making odd noises. Carlos quickly scrambles to his feet to get his earphones, once safe and secure, he tunes in to you from the other side. He listens to the sound of your fan, there were a few instances of you talking here and there, and it was kinda calming. His eye merely falls out of his sockets when he hears a familiar sound, was that a ukulele?

Oh my god, you're playing the ukulele, and you're good too. Carlos listened to you practicing and he was holding back an excited grin. He couldn't help but interrupt you halfway.

"Wow, you can play the ukelele?"

"Oh yeah, I can play guitar too but mostly I prefer the ukulele"

"Play me a song if you don't mind"

"Sure!"

Carlos waited as you began to gently strum the ukulele. A gasp almost escapes his lips when he hears your singing. Holy fuck you sounded heavenly. His heartbeat goes faster by this. Your voice sounded purely melodic and he's so deeply entranced by this. Carlos closes his eyes and doesn't notice the lovestruck smile on his face as he continued to listen. When your singing ends, it only left him wanting more.

"Holy shit, you sound so good"

"Oh my god, thank you! This is a lot coming from you"

"Okay wow, can you sing for me more? If it's okay"

"Yes, I would love to!"

You smiled and started looking up for songs to sing on the ukulele. When you resume playing and singing, Carlos felt like he's ascending to heaven. And just like that, he can feel himself slowly falling for you. The discord call lasted nearly two hours and Carlos still couldn't get enough. He wanted you to sing for him in person. That night when he lay in the bed, he couldn't stop replying to your voice in his head.

You and Carlos grew very close in a span of a week to your delight. You were extremely flattered at the fact that he praised you for the wonderful singing you never thought you were capable of. Ever since then Carlos has been insistent on you singing for him with your ukulele through a discord call. Sometimes both of you would leave your cameras on and you would catch him smiling at you, it was driving you insane. It was like your wildest and craziest daydreams are coming true.

Carlos finds himself dropping everything just to hear you sing on your ukulele, he loves to shower you with genuine compliments. Seeing you acting so adorable with flushed cheeks and holding your ukulele is urging him to fall deeper in love with you. Carlos adored the idea of you being his little rockstar, playing him songs on your ukulele that would make him swoon so much. It was like your voice is straight-up crack and he's snorting the fuck out of it like an absolute crackhead.

He would never be satisfied unless you play for him in person so one day, Carlos demanded to come over to your place. It was casual hanging out at first until he finds your ukulele and practically begs for you to finally play a song for him. You excitedly agree. The moment you opened your mouth, Carlos was done for. His knees were weak and his stomach was doing summersaults. He wanted to stay there with you for an eternity just to hear you sing for him like that. Carlos wanted to keep you for himself, you were his little rockstar.

As you finished singing, you were taken aback when Carlos reaches to caress your cheek. You look at him with owl-like eyes. Your grip on your ukulele loosens as you fail to find the words to speak. Carlos draws himself closer to you.

"Can you please be mine?"

"Fuck yes!"

You quickly exclaimed and wrapped your arms around him. Carlos yelped as he stumbled back and into the floor with you in his arms. He grins and holds you close to him, he couldn't believe it, you wanted him too. As you buried yourself within him, Carlos began thinking about getting an engagement ring and proposing to you because there was no way in hell he was going to let you go.

"Mind singing me another song, [Name]?"

"I'll literally sing for you for eternity, Carlos"

"That's my little rockstar"

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[watmalik]

Oversharing on the internet

Thank you @ambiguouspenny​ for the tag!! <3

1. Are you named after anyone?

Ohhh yes. My first name is literally the female version of my dad and brother’s name… Patricio/Patrick. My middle name is after my Abuela (dad’s side) bc she died a couple of months before I was born.

2. When was the last time you cried?

HA! I’m actually proud of this one *clears throat* ever since the 911 Lone Star finale...for now.

3. Do you have kids?

I’m 22 almost 23, so my only child has four legs and lives in my apt rent free. I’m also undecided about having them in general (bio or adopted)? I have a autoimmune disease that makes it harder for me to have them and I also had surgery when I was 14… lets say I have 1/3 of my left ovary chopped off bc of a random health issue I had as a kid and now I have a faint smiley face on my bikini line :) talk about oversharing.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

*Takes sunglasses off* Babes, I invented sarcasm. It’s the fourth language I’m fluent in… its a culture thing.

5. What sports have you played/do you play?

Fútbol and futsal. Loved them. Stopped when I got into college but I still participated in intramural games in my sorority/club. I also played basketball in middle school for a bit, but ultimately gave it up bc there wasn't really a girl’s team in my school.

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

Their personality so I don't make them angry on purpose. I’m a notorious people pleaser, and I hate confrontation when it comes to myself, so I need you to like me…. LIKE ME 

7. What's your eye colour?

I have dark, brown cow eyes

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Scary movies bc I cry when movies have happy endings and I don't like tearing up at the movies. Emotions? me? pfttt

9. Any special talents?

I can meow like an actual cat, and put my feet at the back of my head, you know the usual.

10. Where were you born?

El Caribe 😎

11. What are your hobbies?

Singing, drawing, playing the ukulele

12: Do you have any pets?

My 3 year old cat, harry :)

13. How tall are you?

I’m Jennifer Love Hewitt, inches tall.

14. Favourite subject in school?

P.E and Maths. Mind you, I hate Maths with a great passion, but I was in group B (When you reached the 6th grade, they will separate the two form groups of your year group, in my school there was two class groups per year, and they will separate students in A and B group depending on how well you were doing in that specific subject). B group was always the funniest class to be in. I was usually an A group type of student but I always made sure I was in B group for at least a few of my classes and in Maths? It was inevitable. 

Anyways, I sat in the middle of the most chaotic pair of people, this dude (a twin) who had a crush on me at the time and this volleyball player who I once had a fall out with. For context, back home I went to a small British school, pre-k––12th grade, and from the 6th grade until I left on 10th grade, I always sat with them bc I will always LAUGH MY ASS OFF every damn class period. Our teacher was this 24 year old guy from Scotland and he was fine with us being together because we got good grades and did the work. I like looking back at this because, we weren't friends, we didn't hang out or talked after class much, but we always sat together because it brought us joy. 

Oddly enough I will always miss the poorly drawn dicks at the last page of my maths notebook, the stupid jokes, and the dumb noises they will make on purpose 😂

15. Dream job

 To be an immigration lawyer and help other minorities. I just graduated from college, so I’m taking a much needed year off and then law school here I come!

And my “You probs already did this, and def don't do it again if you have, but I’m still tagging you because its 2am” tag goes to: @noxsoulmate​ @itsneonbright​ @tailoredshirt​ @anchor-bird-94​ @taralaurel​ @tylerkennedys​ @catanisspicy​ and anyone else who wants to do this :)

#tag game #oh look at the time its 2AM #AGAIN #Im doing these test with my endocrinologist to see if I can sleep like a normal person #HA #so if I seem super chaotic or a hyper child apologies #I haven’t slept properly the past THREE DAYD #Im playing fetch with harry... again #he thinks its funny #😭

[hopes-peak-postal-company]

hi, mod akane! sorry if i’m bothering ;-; if it’s open i’d like to ask for a danganronpa matchup! if that’s okay that is. for either all games or any you chose from! i’d just be happy with a matchup at this point. i’m bi with a preference for men :,)

⭐️ Personality

i can be quite competitive and always want to be the best. due to being autistic i don’t usually have an easy time catching onto sarcasm or understanding social cues, so i can come off as rude to people who are close to me that i feel comfortable with. i’m somewhat sassy but also have difficulty with my identity since it fluctuates from “innocent and quiet/bubbly and sensitive” to “analytical and serious”. I can be somewhat manipulative sadly but not ever in a mean way— more using my surroundings to my advantage. i never ever want to hurt anyone and i’d gladly run headfirst into danger for people i care about. very impulsive, though i stand up for what i think is right. i can be quite dramatic in the way i express myself (natural theatre kid) and i’m incredibly clumsy… way too clumsy. i fiddle with my hands and hair and jump up and down- i can’t sit or stand still for too long due to lack of attention span but when i like something i manage to put all my focus and energy onto that. i’m described as a small mischievous gremlin apparently, but also an overachiever and perfectionist. i love puns and jokes and when reading something i have a habit of reacting out loud by giggling or gasping or shrieking. I also walk up to people and pat their heads and claim them as friends cause that’s the only way I know how to start off a friendship.

⚡️Hobbies;

i love to draw, sing, dance ballet and write poems and stories, making up my own worlds and constantly brainstorming ideas. and song writing too, along with playing ukulele, guitar and the kalimba. i also rlly rlly love psychoanalyzing people and getting rlly deep into psychology.

🌸 Appearance;

I’m 5'0.83 according to google (154.5 cm) and i have dark brown hair and eyes. My hair is styled similarly to Lumine from Genshin Impact. It’s short in the back and long strands in the front. It looks almost identical to Tori Himemiya from Ensemble Stars if I were to be as accurate as possible. I usually decorate my hair with hairpins or pull it back. I have dark circles under my eyes and a somewhat big nose with a bump. I also have a small tooth gap.

❤️ Affection Type;

I really really like cuddles and physical touch, but i’m not too big on PDA. I’m really awkward with affection if we’re close and might come off as cold but I do care and mostly show it by spending time with the person or doing things for them. I do like giving long hugs though, even in public. Greeting and goodbye hugs are alright. But since I’m really affection and touch starved it can be a bit difficult to make me committed to the idea of anything else unless we’re in private. In private I’d try my very best to be super affectionate!

Here are your matchups. I hope that you are happy with them.

Your Danganronpa Trigger Happy Havoc Matchup Is….

Sayaka Maizono:

* She understands your competitive nature as she is quite competitive herself, well you have to be to make it as big as she is in the idol business

* So she will do everything she can to help further your goals to be the best at something, but is still not afraid to get in friendly competitions with you when it comes to fun things, such as board games

* Even if you seemed rude to Sayaka when she first met you that still didn’t stop her from staying nice with you as she isn’t one to outrightly be mean, even if someone is mean to her

* Once you tell her about how you are autistic she will discreetly whisper into your ear that the person is being sarcastic and helps you with social cues, so you understand the situation properly, without drawing loads of attention to it

* Sayaka can be somewhat sassy herself, so the two of you get jokingly sassy to each other sometimes

* Doesn’t mind that your identity changes randomly and actually finds it fun to predict how you are going to act today

* When you’re bubbly and sensitive she makes sure not to do anything to upset you, but revels in your bubbly personality, since that is how she acts to people most of the time. She finds it cute when you act all innocent and quiet as well

* But she also meshes well with your analytical and serious identity because that is secretly how she is in her head when talking to people, just never showing it

* She can’t even get mad at you for being manipulative sometimes as you do it for good things and that is something she does as well using the environment to her advantage

* The two of you usually do tactics like this together, but only for good things though

* She is really happy that you are kind hearted like that, but she wishes you would prioritise yourself more and if she ever feels like you are giving too much she will help you, so it does not get too much for you to deal with

* Won’t let you run head first into a really dangerous situation though, such as a fire as she doesn’t want anything terrible to happen to you that she could of prevented

* If you ever do something impulsive to stand up for what you believe in Sayaka is definitely there to support you, but she lets you take the lead as she doesn’t want to mess it up if she has nothing relevant to contribute

* Doesn’t mind if your dramatic sometimes as she may not be a theatre kid, but she is in the idol industry that can be very dramatic

* Is quite good at predicting when you are going to fall over, due to your clumsy nature and when she catches you she jokes how she knew it would happen because she is psychic

* If you fiddle with your hands and hair she will get something else for you to fiddle with, so you don’t damage your hair too much. But, she will also let you fiddle with her hands when you hold them

* Doesn’t mind when you jump up and down, but is ready to grab you if you fall, but if you manage to slip out of her grasp the two of you just laugh about it

* When your focusing on something and putting all of your energy into it Sayaka makes sure not to bother you, during this as she does not want to break your concentration

* If you can’t sit or stand still for too long Sayaka makes sure to pay extra attention for you, so you do not miss anything important

* She laughs at your mischievous gremlin antics and the nickname itself

* She understands what it is like to be an overachiever and perfectionist, so she tries to help you with ways she found helps to keep these tendencies at bay

* Got surprised at first when you would gasp, giggle or shriek out loud when reading aloud, but overtime she got used to it and isn’t even shocked when you do it now

* The jokes and puns you tell her help her to smile after a bad day, either with how funny they were or how comically bad they are

* When you first pat Sayaka on the head her first reaction was, okay, well this is new

* But now she just leans into your touch whenever you pat her head

*Singing is one hobby the two of you have in common and the two of you definitely go on karaoke dates with each other, but in the privacy of your own homes, so Sayaka’s fans do not ruin it for the two of you

* Will definitely hang up any drawings you give to her, she makes sure to save space to hang them up in her dressing room

* Also reads any poems and stories you write and will swoon if you write one about her

* She will also watch you perform ballet. You both l take it in turns giving each other a show with your theatrical talents

* Due to you making up new words, so much she starts to add them into her vocabulary unconsciously

* And one time she accidentally wrote one of your made up words into a song she wrote

* Loves to watch you brainstorm ideas and is happy when you share them with her

* If your a song writer maybe you can write a song for her to perform sometime

* Definitely gives you a special shout out in the audience if she does end up using your song

* Will also sing something to go along with the tune you make when playing the ukulele, guitar and the kalimba or just sits there admiring how well you play them and your performance as a whole

* She also loves psychoanalysing people to and the two of you can both psychoanalyse people you find on the internet or meet in real life for hours on end together

* Knows a few psychology tricks herself, but only ones to mess with people. You probably know a lot more deep research than she does

* Will definitely want to style your hair with the hair pins she has or pull it back for you into intricate styles, maybe the two of you can wear matching hair pins together sometime

* Due to her fans getting in the way Sayaka is not too big on PDA either, but she can be quite affectionate privately

* Will let you cuddle her and doesn’t mind being the big spoon, but much prefers being the small spoon

* And around the house she likes physical touch, such as holding hands when walking to the kitchen together

* She doesn’t mind too much if you come off as cold as she can come off as that too sometimes, but she can slowly ease you in to more affection

* And she does appreciate all the time you spend with her and things you do for her more than any affection you could give her

* Let’s you hug her for as long as you want, especially when she has to be away for a while, due to her life as an idol

* Is just happy you are trying your best in private to be more affectionate and committed to it, so is not really fussed about greetings and goodbye hugs and they slip her mind too most of the time anyways. Also you don’t have to try too hard to be super affectionate with her as she respects if you don’t bother with it too much

* She will hug you as much as you want her too though as she doesn’t want you to be too touch starved

* Overall, you and Sayaka’s relationship is built on mutual understanding and trust in one another, it also helps that surprisingly a decent few of your interests align and clash, leading to a long lasting and healthy relationship.

Your Danganronpa Goodbye Despair Matchup Is….

Nagito Komaeda:

* He is happy to aid you in any way that he can to help satiate your competitive nature

* In his eyes you are the best, but he is happy when you officially become the best at something because he loves how happy it makes you

* Nagito himself is actually not the best at understanding social cues or sarcasm, especially when it’s about hope

* But the stuff he does understand he makes sure to make you aware of them as he doesn’t want his lover to be left in the dark

* If you came off as rude to Nagito at first he probably just started to self-doubt himself, but when you start to become closer with him he understands and is actually kind of happy that he is one of the people close to you that you are comfortable around and do not come off as rude too

* Anything sassy you say to him he just laughs it off and whenever you say something sassy to someone else he always says in pride how you are his significant other

* Any identity you have Nagito will definitely love all of them he has an unique thing he loves about each of your personalities

* Loves how positive you are with your innocent and bubbly side. And how cute you are when you are sensitive and quiet he does make sure not to upset you in anyway though

* When you get all analytical and serious it actually impresses Nagito because even if he doesn’t openly admit it he is quite like that himself, so when you identify as this he may ask for your input on his next grand hope scheme

* Even if you were manipulating Nagito in a mean way he would still go along with it and not point it out, but he loves and appreciates you even more that you are using this skill for good

* If there ever comes a time you don’t notice something within your surroundings Nagito will point it out to you for you to use to your advantage

* He admires that hopeful thinking of yours is helping people and will gladly help you out with this task of yours

* Now he does admire your willingness to run into danger for people and is flattered that you would even do that for someone like him, but he is going to find away to not let you do that

* As he’d rather sacrifice himself in your place as you are the most special person in the world to him

* The two of you are both very impulsive , but surprisingly Nagito helps to ground your impulsiveness as he wants you to remain safe, he won’t hold you back from standing up for what is right though as long as you don’t get killed

* Will even help back you up or just act like a hype man for you in these moments

* People call you the dramatic couple as your dramatic, due to being a theatre kid and he is dramatic with his ideologies of hope, but Nagito doesn’t mind this as he feels more connected to you in this way

* He surprisingly has decent reflexes and can sense when you are about to fall, so will try to catch you

* At times he does not manage too he will stay by your side and nurse you, until you wake back up

* He finds it fascinating the way you fiddle with your hands and your hair and is curious how it would feel if you fiddled with his hair as well

* You can also fiddle with his hands and even his jacket at anytime too

* Takes no notice when your jumping up and down and carry’s on talking to you normally

* If he notices you fiddling around too much, due to being unable to sit still for too long he will try his best to do some fun things with you or just talk to you too help stimulate your brain more

* When you finally put your focus and energy on to something he will ask if you need help, but gets the sense to stay back for a bit as to not ruin your concentration and focus now

* Denies that your a mischievous gremlin when people point it out to him, but he does find the nickname for you funny deep down

* Helps to make sure you don’t become overwhelmed with your perfectionist and over achiever tendencies and makes sure things regarding this do not get messed up

* He may not always get your puns and jokes, but he always laughs anyway as he wants you to continue sharing stuff like those things with him, even if he is confused sometimes

* If you read something out loud and start giggling, gasping and shrieking he patiently waits for you to finish, so he can carry on listening to you read

* When you first patted his head and claimed him as a friend he was, so shocked he didn’t think he deserved, such an act of kindness like that

* Even over time he is still not quite used to affection like head pats yet. He thought it was a cool and unique way to start a friendship though

* Anything you draw will be folded neatly and put in his jackets pocket, so a piece of your talent is always with him

* Will always want to listen to you sing as he loves your voice when your just talking to him he loves it, even more when you are singing

* Watches you dance ballet and loves it, but if you ask him to be your dance partner he will probably end up tripping over and pulling you down with him, due to how his luck works

* Will read any poems and stories you write and is shocked and touch when you write something about him

* He will definitely try his best to return the favour

* Will brainstorm ideas with you and instead of saying if some of your ideas are bad he will discreetly guide you too a new and better one

* Any words you make up he gladly uses in his day-to-day dialect

* Will pull a few strings to get Ibuki to sing any song you write, but it will be even better in his eyes if you sing it for him yourself

* Especially if you show your other talents of playing the ukulele, guitar or the kalimba, while singing it

* Would love to hear you play those instruments separately from your singing as well

* Nagito is actually really good at psychoanalysing people and will do it with you if you want him to

* And he does know quite a bit about psychology and will share all he knows with you and he will also listen to you share the facts that you know about psychology as well

* Due to his luck he ends up winning a massive supply of hairpins that he gifts to you to use and decorate your hair with

* And he will happily pull your hair back for you and even learns how to do more intricate hairstyles just to try them out on you

* He will gladly do what you want to and he is too nervous to initiate PDA most of the time anyway, so he’s glad your not that keen on it

* But he will oblige your love of and give you cuddles and physical touch, but he does think he is undeserving of giving it to you at first, so please reassure him

* He is awkward with affection just like you at first, so doesn’t take much notice if you seem cold and would not hold it against you in anyway, but overtime the two of you get used to giving it to each other

* He is glad you care though and show it to him by doing things for him or spending time with him and he makes sure to do it back to you as well

* When you give him long hugs, especially when not in public he just relishes in the contact as he is not used to things like this

* He will give you greeting and goodbye hugs if that is what you want and wish for, but he will settle for just a onslaught of cuddles and cuddling sessions in private as well

* Since like you Nagito is also touch starved and it’s hard for his brain to commit to the idea at the start that you, actually want to touch trash like him the two of you learn to be more affectionate to each other together

* He always gets happy when you try and be super affectionate to him in private as it warms up his heart

* Overall, Nagito and you are each others rocks, making the relationship the two of you share together an important part of easing the minds and thoughts of the two of you, so you both do not get too overwhelmed with different and certain things.

Your Danganronpa Killing Harmony Matchup Is….

Kokichi Ouma:

* He may tease you for your competitive nature and if you are teamed up together he may pretend that he is not going to try his hardest to win for you

* But he does end up putting all of his effort in

* If the two of you play games together he feigns being upset when you win, but at the same time he is hyping you up

* Respects that you want to always be the best, so secretly he will try his best to make sure that you are

* Now Kokichi is quite sarcastic, but if you do not understand a sarcastic comment he or someone else makes he does make sure to explain it to you

* It’s the same thing when you do not understand certain social cues, you not understanding these things is one thing he will not make a big deal out of or draw attention too

* If you came off as rude to him at first he just lets it role off of his shoulders as he deduced why you came off that way and he was not going to hold it against you

* He is secretly flattered though, when he becomes someone you are comfortable with

* Kokichi is quite sassy himself, so there are moments when you both can get sassy with each other, but you both do not mean anything by it

* Now he likes it when you act all bubbly and quiet as it is a great contrast to his personality, and when you act all innocent and sensitive he makes sure to tone down some of his playful remarks as he doesn’t want to hurt your feelings

* But when you act all analytical and serious he will tease you saying how you should loosen up, but he is happy to have someone that he can analyse other people with and come up with schemes and reasons for why they are being a certain way

* He can relate to the manipulative part and like you he uses his talent of this for the general good, but it isn’t really inherent at first

* But hopefully the two of you can manipulate certain situations by using the two of you’s surroundings into a good thing

* Now Kokichi usually ends up hurting people, but has good intentions, so he is really glad he has someone like you that helps people, but not in an inherently bad way

* But he would never let you run in to save someone else if they are in danger and would probably end up sacrificing himself for you, instead

* Now the two of you are both impulsive, but whenever you make an impulsive decision Kokichi always looks out for you to make sure it does not cause you too much harm

* And if you are standing up for what you think is right he makes sure to hype you up from the side

* As well as insult the person if they are still not listening to you

* Shockingly, he is not a theatre kid, but is quite dramatic just like you

* The two of you can be dramatic together and often do a little skit together of an overreaction when something minor happens

* Now Kokichi will try his best to catch you, but if you end up falling down, due to your clumsy nature he will probably laugh light heartedly at you first and then help you back up

* When you fiddle with your hair and hands it kind of makes him want to do it too it just looks really relaxing and soft

* If your jumping up and down Kokichi does not really pay any mind to it as he is usually moving around a lot himself, due to his attention span being quite short like yours as well

* Now if you find something to put all your focus and energy into Kokichi will try his best not to make you loose your concentration, but after a while he wants to reclaim your attention as it is not healthy to spend too long doing something, that is his excuse anyways

* Twins, he is also described as a small mischievous gremlin you are just that couple

* Now if you are an overachiever and perfectionist any plans Kokichi has to prank and mess with people he makes sure it does not mess with anything that could affect that mindset of yours

* Kokichi also loves puns and jokes, so the two of you tell a lot of them to each other

* You both also have inside ones that only you too find funny and know the meaning of

* He finds it amusing when ever you react when reading out loud by giggling, gasping or shrieking as it is unusual, but he does not mind it and just finds it really funny

* When you first patted his head he thought you was making fun of his height, but when he found out that is just your way of making friends he lets you head pat him as much as you want too

* He actually really enjoys it, he only accepts it coming from you though

* Always begs you to draw him, but he does love your other drawings as well and hangs them around the dice organisation base when he gets the chance too

* Likes sitting there listening to you sing, gives you songs he really wants you to sing some of them are very questionable

* Finds it impressive how you can dance ballet really well as standing on your tip toes like that makes his feet hurt just looking at it

* Reads all of the poems and stories you write and does them in a silly voice sometimes

* Would be really touched if you wrote any of them about him, he would start fake crying with happiness just to show you how happy he is on the inside

* Any words you make up he laughs about, but starts using them to insult people leaving them confused

* Any song you write he performs them for you, but he can’t sing, so it is a very funny performance, then he gets you, the professional, to sing it as you actually sound good and not tone deaf

* Always brags to people how you can play the ukulele, guitar and the kalimba. “So Kaede you can play the piano, but that’s cute compared to the instruments my significant other can play!”

* He likes psychoanalysing people too and the two of you do it together laughing at what you come up with when you try to analyse what a random person on the street got up to that day

* He also has some basic knowledge in psychology to help him with his tricks and would like to hear your deep knowledge in psychology, so he can make his tricks even better than they already are

* Gladly gifts you hair pins that he finds and gives you a little clown one to represent his organisation dice

* Will also pull your hair back for you if you ask him too

* Kokichi is also really into cuddles and physical touch as well, he likes PDA too, but will respect your boundaries of you not being too keen about it

* He won’t give you much physical affection at first as your not that close, but he doesn’t mind if you seem cold as he knows that’s why

* Is over the moon that you care for him and show him by spending time and doing things for him

* Will take all the long hugs from you he can get, especially since in private there is no time limit, like there is in public

* He likes greetings and goodbye hugs and will give you them, even if you only find them alright

* But he will definitely shower you with affection when the two of you are in private together as that is what you prefer

* You two are both touch starved individuals, so this is good for the two of you

* Is happy that whenever you try your best to be super affectionate as it makes him feel really loved and he makes sure to return the favour, so you feel really loved as well

* Overall, you and Kokichi’s relationship is really something unique and special that will, hopefully last for a long time, even if this experience is really new for Kokichi and you alike.

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