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Fox's reports are the most sardonic, passive aggressive reports anyone in the Senate Security Office has ever read. But they have to accept them because they are all technically by-the-book correct and unnervingly thorough, and nobody can find fault with them as hard as they try. The less caf he has had, the worse it is. He goes from "As per Coruscant Guard records..." and "As all Senate employees are aware..."
to "As one might be able to assume by means of basic observation and an approximately swamp-rat level of intelligence-" and "To elaborate on that, as one is required by Report Administration Regulation Clause 365:1a to do, despite a statistically proven decline in reading comprehension among government employees-*"
My man is hitting the keys one by one so hard his keypad breaks. He's got reflexive tears of manic rage in his eyes. He's imbuing his incident reports with so much hysteria the next Jedi who comes into contact with them gets a headache. Free him
*he has a source for this, by the way. Fox includes citations in his reports like a maniac. Like Cody. This is because if he has to countenance one more follow-up email than is necessary he will brain himself against the desk. He will commit lobotomy by pencil. Just you try and fucking stop him, Thorn.
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Let me speak
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need an episode of thorn spraying fox with a water bottle every time he mentions killing the chancellor
thorn, holding fox by the scruff of his neck: “stop *spray* talking *spray* mutiny *spray* we’re going *spray* to get *spray* decommissioned”
fox, dripping wet and hanging, crossing his arms: “and that’s bad why”
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Bo-Katan Kryze is (controversial opinion) mean ✰ inspired by these lesbian posts (x x x) ✰ reminder that T*RFs can fuck off, only interact if you love trans & nb folks ♡
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PSA in the Coruscant Guard Mess Hall
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Prequel to this disaster
aka more incorrect quotes with the bois because i cannot be stopped
[More can be found here]
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TALES OF THE JEDI 1.05
THE CLONE WARS 5.20
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Padmé: Anakin, violence is not the answer, you need to think this through!
Anakin: You're right, violence is the question and the answer is yes
Padmé: ANAKIN, NO—
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Star Wars: The Clone Wars (6/?) - Blue & Green
Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines
Note from OP:
In looking back, I have mixed feelings about that last Mace Windu one, because while it's somewhat relevant to his character in the sense that he IS extremely powerful fighter, I also feel like it also veers too much into the "Angry Black Person" stereotype/trope, &/or that it is pulling too much from other memorable characters of Samuel L. Jackson's, not from the personality of Mace Windu himself.
I'm on the fence whether I should remove it from the post or just leave it there, so I'm just going to leave these remarks, and also drop the link to a really good post I saw a few days ago, discussing Mace Windu’s character in the fandom, I highly recommend checking it out:
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Aayla: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Bly: Um...Neat.
*later*
Bly, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat", Cody. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm kriffing stupid.
Cody, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Bly. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Obi-Wan confessed his love for me?
Bly: Didn't you thank him?
Cody: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
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She’ll always be my Ahsoka
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you see me frown while we watch the clone wars because obi-wan didn't call cody "my dear"
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The Clone Wars era Bo-Katan Kryze you are in my heart always ✰ inspired by (x x x) ✰ reminder that T*RFs can fuck off, only interact if you love trans & nb folks ♡
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